Cooking For One

[@morales9188]

"No one has seen me in my underwear in five year" *audience laughs* "SHUT UP!"

[@nelzelpher2088]

20 years for me.

[@dorudanieldumitrescu3004]

@@nelzelpher2088 No one has seen me naked since I was my uncles when I was 9....they found me in the shed crying.

[@henryst19]

@@nelzelpher2088 hi

[@nelzelpher2088]

@@henryst19 Hello there!

[@PrinceofPeace2000]

I don't wear any girls! 😁

[@miacooper4961]

She makes it much more authentic with her voice breaks, and her eye twitches. Lol

[@MrTruth100]

Agree...it’s actually phenomenal acting.

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

She's so hot... I'd be her boyfriend -- or even HUSBAND!!!

[@paulbryant8403]

Yea other than the fact it would not be difficult for her to get a date. She's pretty cute

[@Therizinosaurus]

Maybe she spoke from heart?

[@LostMyMarblez]

i did this for a monologue in my drama class...my teacher laughed so hard and told me he would never forget it for as long as he lives.

[@zimjun7]

Hahahaha!!! I BET!!!

[@jeremesmith9266]

8 years later, still doing theater? 👍🏻

[@daniela_dundel]

so? and now?

[@prostratic]

I'm imagining that your name is L. Rimming. (it feels right)

[@zimjun7]

Daniela Dundel: I deleted it.

[@PumaAlfred]

Watching this gets harder as time passes...

[@rochalure]

He means Is Getting Real

[@VonRix]

Watch this sketch. Hilarious, will make things very easy again. After all we alone choose how to look at things, kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX-7ZpeJorOlqsk

[@Satoshi9801]

Biological clock ticking

[@alluringbliss4165]

I've embraced it, there are plenty of things to enjoy in live

[@Mar.1634]

Only desperate people with no passion or hobbies relate to this video.

[@SIyDoll]

She's a genius actor. So charming in her nuttiness too!

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Mhm. She is one HOT actress.

[@wildlifewarrior2670]

@@JasonDelarosa2000 you should see her in King of Queens

[@englishatheart]

Actress. Girls and women are actresses. We are different from males. Let's stop trying to erase that.

[@MrLuvGame]

"so hard to concentrate over the sound of my biological clock ticking" omfg roflmao. I love Nicole hahahahahaha

[@pcarebear1]

As a kid this was so funny, now at 30 this is giving me a panic attack lol

[@itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427]

"Don't know how many times I can hit the snooze button on that sucker! "

[@Thomas_Winters]

I can't tell you how many times I've told myself this.

[@r.m.k.1974]

don't insult God

[@itskindofafunnystory...3237]

I'm 33 and I love my biological clock ticking. It should hurry up and run out. I fucking hate kids.

[@mwngw]

Acting and comedic genius. Nicole was one of a kind, a class by herself.

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

And still hot!

[@assassinaria]

Was? What happened to her?

[@mwngw]

@@assassinaria ...Nicole retired from show business.

[@againstthepods4316]

WAS??? SHES NOT DEAD

[@againstthepods4316]

@@assassinaria SHES ALIVE AND WELL

[@bethanyoneal5789]

“My sister’s a 400 pound hunchback and she found a husband!” 😂

[@cupcakes7015]

Bethany O'Neal ❤💯💜💯💙💯❤💯 😭 2/14/19

[@hhds113]

A midget found another midget.

[@nck1005]

Where do i sign 7up

[@jltaco85]

@@cupcakes7015 the fuck?!

[@Mashruz]

@@jltaco85 she died at this date.

[@kameltoh9817]

Thank you for recommending this video to me every Valentine's day, KZbin. Really appreciate it.

[@hot64chick]

This one hit way too close to home

[@ShamrockParticle]

antiyoss Some men are, others not so much. ...Cue any number of gender stereotypes from both genders here...

[@QuangTran27]

Plot twist: I don't have a home

[@patgogan7324]

We're not all like that I'm still alone and felt this skit was spot on

[@notpulverman9660]

It's too close to home and it's too near the bone.

[@ruthlessdraculigula1051]

@@kassandramd Lol.

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

It's all too real.

[@PZCherokee]

"A midget found another midget!" Lmao!!! So true.

[@pcarebear1]

My chest started hurting! LOL

[@erlycuyler]

And it's only going to get worse,ladies. With the rise of MGTOW and metoo,plus pathologizing masculinity,divorce rape,and feminism, more and more bitter aging cat ladies will be alone,broke,and angry. Enjoy that equality.

[@Fredbolt]

@@erlycuyler yikes

[@pikachuhatyu]

Well we’d rather die alone than be married to a rapist, erly

[@BillM1960]

MadTV had the funniest women comics ever I think (the men were all great too).

[@mandyno5328]

Yes Debra Wilson Nicole sullivan stephanie weir mo collins alex borstrain nicole parker and also mary sheer

[@mechwarrior13]

Also Crista Flanagan Danielle Gaither Arden Myrin and Gillian Vigman 😁

[@567raman]

Mariska Fun Crista Flanagan too

[@zaryalace7475]

@@mechwarrior13 don't muddy the waters.

[@MultiCreditKIng]

They'd get the who cast from SNL fired if they were still on.

[@RefugeeKLicious]

“I like to buy myself a single, red rose... and I don’t think that’s sad.” Oooof, that delivery though. Instead of laughing, that just created a lump in my throat. 😔😔😔

[@rayray88161]

I felt that. Hit me right in the feels. Comedic or not.

[@RefugeeKLicious]

Another year, revisiting this…

[@jankaant]

Nicole Sullivan = pure talent .

[@gareginasatryan6761]

jankaant not so much in blackish though.

[@andyleal6982]

i remember when she played Holly on The King of Queens and played Shego on Kim Possible.

[@raheemhamilton8624]

Why did she not blow up she have the talent and looks she should have been in big projects since 2000.

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

And sexiness

[@jankaant]

@@JasonDelarosa2000 oh yeah !

[@steveconte1068]

this skit is both genius and sad

[@Alfadrottning86]

Thats what the best comedy is ... funny, but thoughtful and also tragical .. =)

[@WitheringZealot]

yeah sad for american women who will end up just like this

[@hosendalikento370]

It's only sad for people who think they need a relationship to make them happy.

[@duydome]

Sad when we're old and single.

[@ST-LEO]

@@hosendalikento370 you're missing the point. I guess when you lack substance, you tend to miss a lot of things

[@Tygrysku22]

"Let's hope the paramedic is cute." I felt that 😅

[@dtv2031]

MadTV is very underrated and the cast had some amazing actors and actresses. Nicole, Stephnie, Debra and Will were some of the best.

[@danieltriana4228]

I laughed so hard. But I was also scared about how much I could relate to this.

[@entitiessoul]

Not making us men look good. Just go date a stripper or something marriage ain't worth it or bf f2f

[@danieltriana4228]

Marcus Bryan quiet you

[@barrett4398]

@@WitheringZealot holy crap dude the bitterness and/or sexual frustration coming off of you is palpable. Marriage isn't my thing but it's fine if a guy/girl wants that.

[@robynhawkins4612]

Hi Daniel!!!

[@christiancarmona1263]

haha fml right? 😭😂

[@itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427]

She should try Lowered Expectations! Mad TV fans will get it.

[@MEareCAT]

"Who needs a lover when you've got all this?!" LMFAO

[@galaxiyamoon]

Being alone and eating alone isn't necessarily a terrible thing. Sometimes it even makes the food taste better.

[@LegionIvory]

The acting is so good she makes this look more depressing than funny.

[@novadeus777]

90's nicole sullivan = goddess

[@decadentgamer3108]

novadeus777 A lot of the women of Mad TV were pretty funny actresses to compliment the talented male actors lol

[@novadeus777]

Decadent Gamer i found the early to mid seasons to be the best. a lot of talent!

[@decadentgamer3108]

Agreed :)novadeus777

[@zankfrappa-ccino7493]

novadeus777 Liiiterallly! Another madtv classic with Nicole and Michael aka Stuart. Liiiiiterallly!

[@dadautube]

such a great actor as well as a truly beautiful and sexy face and presence! i'd love to see her in serious roles too!

[@atransportlife]

The "cinnamon challenge" ancestor at 3:07 even before it became mainstream.

[@rajajonconcon]

i want to hug her

[@Chatgptreads]

I shouldn't be laughing because this is my realistic Valentine's Day lol

[@phousefilms]

Lmao, couldn't stop laughing when she yells "Shut up!"

[@gabbymess1148]

Been rewatching this for years. I used to find this funny. Now it's just uncomfortably relatable.

[@againstthepods4316]

DID YOU GET PREGANT MULTIPLE TIMES AND NOW REGRET TYPING THAT?

[@LuuShaluna]

yeah because you picked the wrong fuckin dudes

[@omifriggingosh]

"Giggling and holding hands... talking in French..." Haha, I love that, especially how she sounds angry when she says the last part.

[@princeharming8963]

She is utterly brilliant! Loved it.

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Nicole Sullivan is AMAZING. I love her. When she was on scrubs, I almost cried during several of her emotional episodes.

[@Damaged7]

She was pretty good on King of Queens.

[@toddtepper4150]

“The midget found another midget!” Omg hahaha

[@ramones1314]

She's so adorable!

[@iwantsquareballoons]

i've been thinking of buying a whole cake for myself on my birthday, then this showed up on my recommended list.

[@kangaroofuno]

Keep in mind comedy comes from negative situations

[@lydiapetra1211]

@@kangaroofuno you know that's so very true!

[@Damaged7]

Just buy a few cupcakes.

[@SUPERSteveRussell-k6n]

MADtv was ritualistic on Saturday nights in the '90s and 2000s

[@brucestewart5939]

Never been single but this is strangely sad, funny as Hell and so unfortunately true to life I'm sure...this one skit hits hard on so many levels for those who actually live it day in and day out...Im so sorry!

[@DariyonLandellHycheKrattTCl]

She's a Good actress too.

[@MisterPotter]

I love her smile

[@adorkablybrieski4774]

The struggle is real. 😔

[@HSS712]

The audience just silently watching her cry at the end after making a suicide threat to 911 is just eeriely sad...

[@CoolDudeWithGlasses93]

I used to watch this and laugh back in the day. Years later, this just hurts tbh.

[@JagerFrostTroll]

This sketch is now more relevant today then ever. Funny but incredibly sad.

[@sallyforth1232]

She's so funny. I love this. I'm single, alone, and find a certain beauty in this skit.

[@refigee8752]

Just watching without reading the comments, you can forget its supposed to be a conedy sketch. This was heart wrenching to watch

[@Vorname_Nachnahme]

Exactly. This/her performance could be used as an empathy-test for humans. I passed this test because i actually felt shocked and tears were coming up.

[@thedailywin537]

"I saw two midgets at the mall! The midget found another midget!" 😆

[@dadautube]

i love MADtv and this one is one their so cruelly sad skits i'd say! she is incredible in this tough role and gave a great performance! some of the best actors EVER appeared on this truly memorable tv show but apparently all of them are still going underrated compared to so many less talented or no talent at all 'stars' we know in Hollywood or anywhere!

[@muhdashrafabas487]

I dont know why anyone would want to dump her.. 😂😂😂😂 her voice is enough to make me stay

[@wajdaz]

She's really a lovely actress. Beutiful and talented :)

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

And really hot

[@randymarsh4584]

Madtv brutally honest

[@daveaxel1122]

O.G member Nicole Sullivan is brilliant! Single for three years and I got a good laugh out of this. First saw Mad Tv here in Australia in the late 90s. The O.G season 1 and 2 cast were the best for me, but long term members from season 3 were great like Alex Borstein and Will Sasso

[@MargaretTejeda]

I love when her boyfriend calls her and she answered no Ill make peanut butter Monday Im sorry and then she hangs up on him that is a little bit relaxing on me

[@larrelllewis9407]

Watching this once again on Valentine's Day

[@shysweet5439]

"you could die tonight and no one would find ya for a week...not that they'd look." wow. that is precisely the same thought i have almost every single day. good, very good madtv. but not funny when it's so on the nose. :(

[@Thomas_Winters]

Shy Sweet Yeah...I know...

[@jacquelynn2051]

I'm a nurse so if I don't show up for work...I give them 3 days...lol. It's good to create habits with reliable/dependable people in your life. i.e: calling a family member or friend once a week. Visiting/speaking to your neighbors. Just running errands. If people don't see you they will look into your absence. Also hobbies, exercise, pets, plants DO help especially if you are kinda like myself. I do not enjoy crowds as I used to, so I can be a recluse of sorts, outside of work and family obligations. BUT when I'm taking regular walks in the park or going to the gym...that allows me to interact with people on a micro scale for short periods of time. There have been studies to show that loneliness is a leading cause of mental illness....ijs...I fight it everyday.

[@Thornspyre81]

What's worse than fishing for compliments by being passive aggressively self deprecating on KZbin comments.

[@dorudanieldumitrescu3004]

@@Thornspyre81 Hitler is pretty bad.

[@robynhawkins4612]

The landlord will find you before anyone else. Time to get that $$$ 🍯

[@kis2kool]

"SHUT UP"!!! lol

[@ForeverAlone3]

I both laughed and teared up at this knowing this is me. Especially the grocery store part...ugh, it sucks seeing all the happy couples and families with their little kids I know I'll never be blessed with.

[@toriwisdom8385]

Have things changed in the last 5 years?

[@FgFg-jj2eo]

Aww, I feel so sad for her! ♥️

[@risingphoenix7633]

I wish she had done more after MAd tv......this woman is so talented!

[@matthewrileymcleanwilkinson]

"And I don't think that's sad..."

[@alexxagordon2845]

It's Shego from Kim Possible!

[@MC-oi2pb]

Holy crap youre right! I loved that show

[@Chin715]

Lmaoooo

[@lucymale6349]

Hahahhahaha!. I love her. She is so talented. I watch Mom, and I was happy to see her again. King of Queen's as well. The Dog walker, walking the father in law. I still watch that show. LOL

[@englishatheart]

Queens*

[@CyberusSuper]

This hurts. I just want to cuddle her. What? It's just a sketch? Ah.

[@kihomughato2294]

she's too adorable to be single. 😂

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

And attractive ❤

[@englishatheart]

You think that matters? Boy, you're naive.

[@kihomughato2294]

​@@englishatheart Jealous?

[@Shego2009]

I just love Nicole she's sooo funny!

[@JananEverett]

This is so funny and hilariously sad at the same time!

[@Bittersugarcubes]

I love how this was recommended to me on valentine's day

[@kingtrombone72]

Being ALONE and SINGLE SUCKS!!!

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

That powerful "SHUT UP" was a big fat mood.

[@seeburg220]

Nicole, Mo, and Stephnie are hilarious ! Love these women : )

[@BrokamaGay]

I think Nicole had the best one off characters and recurring. She's a great actress.

[@psisis7423]

"Let's just hope the paramed's cute", lol. Now I know where to call if I need a quick fix of being touched.

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Happy hearts day! 😢😭

[@nikovn9]

Antonia, I love her, she is adorable.

[@MrMohammedAlmulla]

I'm looking for actual recipes for when I study abroad, something tells me this is a comedy show🤔

[@opheliasgrace]

it's MadTV

[@itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427]

Mohammed Al-Mulla I'm always studying a broad!

[@j.michaelnolan6388]

do you think so? you need to study very hard while abroad if you're not joking?

[@MrMohammedAlmulla]

J. Michael Nolan I'll do my best 🙂

[@denisefuentes1352]

Mohammed Al-Mulla .

[@beverlicollins9842]

I remember back in the day when Mad TV was my laughter drug the way SNL is for my fellow laughter addicts but I luv both just in different ways just as long as I can laugh!😂😂😂

[@PreSsureGaming0116]

My all time favorite female comedian ❤ she is amazing

[@1813-b1l]

I love the skit and actress Just... ...th-this, this hit a lit-little too close, for home 😭

[@Lucidplays34]

"If I won't love me, who will?" Me, I will. ^_^

[@cheezwotzit9471]

It was funny 6 years ago now it hits me real hard

[@joeblow6478]

This was funny, until I realized I was 50... and still alone...

[@jerronjackson1782]

😂Wait. I did not know people were so sad being single. I’m single and I am actually very happy. Thank God

[@englishatheart]

Which means you aren't truly alone and don't have to be. It's only those who have the option to be with someone they want who are "happy" single. Go your entire life watching everyone, including pedophiles and murderers, getting everyone they want, while the few people you have feelings for reject you regardless of what you do, then get back to me.

[@HYPNOTICVIDEO]

She is talented and funny

[@rustedrails]

She is somebody I would DEFINETLY marry!! BEautiful and FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!! Wife material right there!

[@Norwpup]

Somehow she reminds me a lot of the late Brittany Murphy

[@notpulverman9660]

Eyes.

[@reginoramos6956]

Norwpup yes I was just thinking that :( I miss her so much

[@Pixelested]

It freaked me out because I thought she was Chloe Moretz for a moment.

[@jerrysizzler44]

i was looking for this comment lol

[@zapkvr]

Nice point

[@Dils_]

She kinda looks like what Chloe Moretz might look like when Chloe gets older.

[@xGaLoSx]

are you fucking high? Nicole is way better looking.

[@aneurysm341]

@@xGaLoSx I think their both fine in different ways. Chloe has some great DSLs

[@darelljackson4132]

@@aneurysm341 D...S...L...?

[@gingerdurbin2726]

Life hack: at least make the brownie into batter. It’s delicious

[@craigwestbrook8932]

Trust me, I ENVY her!!! I'm stuck in a pathetic, loveless marriage I have NO way of getting out of!!! I mean, I could just off him, but not throwing my life away and end up doing 25 to life!!!! To all you singles out there, be grateful you are single!!!!!👍🏻

[@singlecooking131]

OMG, I love this girl!! Hahaha!!

[@raymondrose6596]

She's great for sure

[@jerryleroy2148]

Choke on the brownie dust. HAHAHAHA

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

And no one would find you for a week 😂😢 not that they'd look 😂😢

[@fluttershystayshigh4202]

This is funny cause its literally my actual life.

[@mdccxcii6340]

Literally my life right now.

[@madvidz9819]

Life is difficult to do it alone when you look at your age group or peers that are coupled off and married and dating and whatever else under the sun 🌞 but you do...you do . All I can say . I’m near 34 and never held a hand 🤚. 😔

[@guenterw.4634]

First time I saw Nicole Sullivan was in King of Queens as Holly. I never recognized what a great actor she is.

[@englishatheart]

Actress. She is a woman and women are actresses. Stop trying to erase sexed words.

[@oerli9034]

@@englishatheart I apologize for my bad English, it is not my language.

[@ahmedwzqr7126]

Happy single day falls 🤣🌹

[@MilaShwarz-kw1yo]

Steve? Oh, I will make a payment by Monday! 😄

[@DaniZdunich]

Story of my life. :/

[@FridolinH]

no surprise here.

[@TheTristianNetwork]

Peter! Just great!

[@ando1135]

well if you are the same person in your picture, then it all makes sense and you know it too!

[@athenaamiga7679]

teppolundgren There's a special place in hell for someone like you.

[@athenaamiga7679]

icysparks162411 Seriously. Some people make me sick.

[@jabbarmuhammad]

She plays this character well as well other characters

[@gf328]

I was watching this for ideas on a Thanksgiving meal for one. My cats ended up watching me eating the stuffing out of the box when i realized it was actually croutons and a packet of soup mix which are edible individually.

[@lydiapetra1211]

Check out Trader Joe's for meal ideas ...

[@kevinarcesanchez1782]

When I hear her voice I can only imagine Shego Character ❤

[@Kawinah]

this skit only gets more relatable as you age

[@indiag89]

I commented on this video 10 years ago saying I was single,,, now I’m married with 3 kids. Things can change fast. (Skit is still hilarious though)

[@QueenBeeTheOG]

This is uh….depressingly accurate 😂😂😂