MADAME WEB BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@allys744]

When people start doing bad movie roasts for a movie that hasn’t been out for a year, that’s when you know how truly bad it is

[@youngrootv]

I will never get over the Pepsi sign being the reason the villain died and the reason that Madame Webb became blind in this movie. That’s actual comedy 😂

[@alexysspowell9710]

Or Madame Webb literally holding a can of Pepsi during a scene but never opening it and just playing around with the tab 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelstrong5383]

I wonder how Pepsi felt knowing that the main character was blinded by their product.

[@earthsongeb]

Some of the worst product placement I've seen in a modern superhero film.

[@a.f.watcher8888]

Pepsi Man!!!!

[@nikkicole54321]

Then being blinded by a firework. 😐

[@alanleos3637]

"Woman on the run, white, early 30's, split ends, crows feet, jowls, doesn't smile enough, bad driver, alcoholic, no parents, single...." Damn radio, chill out

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_SYDGAMING_]

There really having her future played out to be a old saggy woman with no where to go 😆 like the comic version

[@Falcovsleon21]

Who put this report out? The Critical Drinker?

[@thehumancomet]

you forgot the most iconic piece of information. 'And her mama died researching spiders in the amazon.'

[@kaseempayne2212]

Hahahaha.

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

Hearing that Dakota fired her talent agency a week after the movie came out is totally understandable

[@F.Hakeem89]

Argyle The fastest movie to be on the Bad Movie Roast. Madame Web - Aight Bet.

[@michaeldavis1879]

Madame Web - Hold my Pepsi can.

[@GAMER3Productions]

Argylle is Goldfinger compared to Madame Web’s Steel

[@EmperorGuyver]

​@@GAMER3Productions Nah even Steel is better and more entertaining

[@GAMER3Productions]

@@EmperorGuyver Oh, I’m sorry, That Was Too Far!!!

[@a.f.watcher8888]

At least Argyle tried lol. Still bad, but tried.

[@splitsidez9778]

Top 3 quickest movie reviews to get a Bad Movie Roast (As of 5/19/24) 1. Argylle (3 Months, 2 Days) 2. Madame Web (3 Months, 5 Days) 3. Morbius (2 Years) Sony has swept the competition and managed to dethrone Tyler Perry's Acrimony (4 Years) in a matter of months

[@nickdorenkamp959]

Oh Argylle is not a Marvel related movie. Yes it was produced by a company named Marv but that's director Matthew Vaughn's production company. No ties to the comic book company.

[@nothingisoriginal400]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😆😆😆😆 oh my lord this comment had me

[@HappyKat-wc4ld]

☠️💀

[@Brandon-rt4pp]

…and now (as of 11/6/24) Tyler Perry’s _Divorce in the Black_ is tied for 1st place.

[@splitsidez9778]

@@Brandon-rt4pp lmao it took him less than 6 months to take back his record.

[@imjackm2174]

He was in the Amazon with my mom while she was watching double toasted bad movie roasts right before she died

[@rascoehunter3608]

Mama Webb is insanely stupid for going to the Amazon Rainforest which is one of the most dangerous forests while 9 months pregnant.

[@anthonyleach7608]

When the credits started rolling, there was a guy with his girlfriend. He said, "HAUL ASS"! They both ran out of the theater like there was a Black Friday deal. I was like, "well they ain't gonna have a good night".

[@toshokanhon]

😂

[@TabathaTMartin]

I can't even blame them, 1 more frame of this shit-fest and they would've lost their minds

[@LARKXHIN]

Smart man

[@GrayWoIf]

Went to get a Pepsi

[@RazorRex]

Dear Dark Universe: I’m sorry for making fun of you.

[@patricksackett270]

Right? At least they had the decency to stop after one drastic failure. Sony doubled down after their drastic failure 😂

[@SalemArc]

We didn't know how bad it would get. We were fools.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Dark Universe was smart enough to quit after one failure. Sony, on the other hand?

[@ThePonderer]

You shouldn’t be.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Spider gwen is coming. Should we be worried?😥

[@icedcapplord710]

The scene where Sims literally just exposits his grand evil plan to a woman he just slept with might be the single funniest scene in any comic book film I've ever seen. It's hilariously self-indulgent

[@michaelstrong5383]

It's the type of writing Spaceballs made fun of. I expected him to turn to the camera and ask, "Everybody got that?"

[@earthsongeb]

I laughed through almost this entire movie. Scenes like that almost put this film into so bad it's good territory.

[@graymoon3000]

It was ha larious. Lol

[@graymoon3000]

They actually should’ve made Ezekiel look like he did in the comics instead of looking like a black suit Spider-Man

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@graymoon3000 Yeah. His plan on killing the Spider-Girls feels more in character for Morlun than with Ezekiel.

[@wilcee238]

Turns out, “Garbage Pail Kids” is now the second worst movie to be promoted by Pepsi

[@danavixen6274]

Whoa! Ouch! 😣😂

[@478Johnnyboy]

Damn pepsi can’t catch a break they couldn’t stop racism with that one ad now this lmao.

[@anubusx]

"We're the Pepsi generation."

[@wilcee238]

@@478Johnnyboy 😆

[@brandonbagby9357]

At least garbage pale kids is classic this was just tragic

[@thunderpantz]

The Pepsi plugs were so egregious that the villian was killed by one of letters of the Pepsi signage.

[@anthonyleach7608]

I saw this in the theater when the movie started. There were 12 people, myself included. 43 minutes in, it was just me and five other survivors

[@cameronclophus7998]

Not survivors 😂😂😂

[@Freddie-c9w]

God be with you for surviving

[@michaelstrong5383]

You survived Madame Web, but at what cost?

[@anthonyleach7608]

​@@michaelstrong5383 I have asked myself that same question every day since February 19th

[@danavixen6274]

Thank you for your service and sacrifice. 🙏🏾

[@jordangerardpotier]

“When you take on the responsibility, great power will come.” 😡

[@michaelstrong5383]

Including Ben Parker as a character in the movie was bad enough, but that line pissed me off.

[@thefirstbourne149]

@@michaelstrong5383Peter must have actually loved Madame Web a lot because now I’m thinking that’s who Green Goblin was referring to when he said, “Now that you’ve really pissed me off, I’m gonna finish her…” 😂

[@a.f.watcher8888]

Stan Lee & Steve Ditko: Wow even we weren’t that cheesy!

[@earthsongeb]

They really butchered that line didn't they? This movie deserves a f*ck you rating for that alone.

[@TabathaTMartin]

They had.....one job......one job. "With great power, comes great responsibility", THAT'S IT. DID THE WRITERS EVEN READ THE COMICS?! OR EVEN SAW ANY OF THE SPIDER MAN MOVIES?!

[@PerfidiousAdrian]

I bet that ''peptides'' line was thrown in because it sounds like Pepsi

[@ricardolujan5571]

The pepsina it is an enzime our body uses in digestive functions. It is one of the old components of the pepsi. So, you are absolutely right

[@PerfidiousAdrian]

@@ricardolujan5571 Thank you doctor

[@paradisecity0406able]

Billy's laughter, Martin's cackle and Korey's giggle are the only things that kept me going while revisiting the worst movie of the year (so far).

[@doktor3196]

Here's 5 pieces of jerkies.

[@Danjoker.]

Lmao, the body is still warm 😂

[@redbigun]

It's hard to say the body is still warm when it was dead on arrival.

[@Excelsior_15]

To quote red letter media " the beginning scene of your movie should not be the scene where you've given up" .

[@mattfleurant9295]

The spider tribe look like Spider Man after they had a run in with Sam Neil at the end of Event Horizon.

[@danwilliams1989]

Does that mean Spider-Man is guilty of cultural appropriation? 😛

[@elassad-to5vh]

They looks spider man after the end of every fight in each of his movies

[@genorr3]

This is the warehouse where they shot the Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial. 😂😂

[@christophermorris6152]

I got that reference

[@samuelclark1677]

The guy's mouth not moving while he's talking is Sony's response to Tyler Perry having people drink water out of a glass with no water in the cup

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

50 Shades of Web.

[@siko-society5635]

Director talking to the pepsi CEO: What do you mean you want the day to be saved by pepsi itself???

[@thsudy]

The way I recommend watching this movie is the way I did. 1. Pirate it 2. Mute it 3. Grab some drinks 4. Put on your favorite review of the movie over it and imagine it’s a director/cast commentary. Shits great

[@alesksander]

That actually sounds fun. Sometime roasting bad movies is more fun hahah

[@peterquinones2169]

This movie just came out. It’s already getting roasted. I love it.

[@browniebizzle]

This has to be the quickest bad movie review in history!

[@MzCJ]

Pepsi shouldnt be allowed anywhere near fireworks after what they did to Michael Jackson in the 80s.

[@bensneb360]

Ezekiel died like a toliet… he was P on lol

[@dorcaswinter8296]

YES to these modern new-released movie roasts 😂👏

[@MattyCamachio]

Older movies are easier to roast because they were a prisoner of their time but alot of these films today have no excuse

[@earthsongeb]

If any modern movie deserves to get the bad movie roast treatment it's definitely Madame Web.

[@MattyCamachio]

@@earthsongeb what other modern movies you think?

[@earthsongeb]

​@@MattyCamachio Haven't seen it but maybe "Imaginary"? I've heard that it was one of the worst horror movies to come out in 2024. It currently has a 24% on rotten tomatoes. Lol

[@MattyCamachio]

@@earthsongeb the strangers part 1 has a 13% on there, I’ve heard it was awful

[@tonyborris9584]

A hit man version of Spiderman was made in Young Justice, which was both amazing and terrifying. All they had to do was copy and paste but I guess even that is too much work.

[@wilcee238]

Agent Spider in INVINCIBLE was better!

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@wilcee238 And he was voiced by Josh Keaton, Spectacular Spider-Man himself!

[@finisjordan5056]

Hitman version was Black Spider. Who was interestingly also voiced by Josh Keaton.

[@jayrocket196]

I just watched that episode yesterday, I was like “Wait a minute..”

[@IronTiger]

Pepsi and fireworks killed Michael Jackson, too, but nobody wants to talk about that...

[@tatsukinomiya]

HOLD ON 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1977TA]

Damn that's dark af but I can't deny its 100% facts. However, the maker of the Jeri curl activator and moisturizing products he used during that era were likely also to blame for his hair catching fire and burning as fast as it did.

[@ToxicHAL]

This film is actually about how Hollywood steal’s from Afro cultures, community and tribe and tries to comercialize it and profit from it but these folks lack media literacy to see the cinematic masterpiece this truly is.

[@MzCJ]

@@IronTiger some of us still remember don’t worry. It’s sick that Pepsi should be allowed anywhere near fireworks after what they did to MJ.

[@markiej211]

Emma Robert’s is the sister-in-law not the sister. Poor Billy looked so confused when Cory said “no it’s his sister”. 😂😂

[@Bullz_eye47]

"MADAME WEB IS A SYDNEY SWEENEY MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE, WHERE SHE SHOWED THE WORLD THAT MORBIUS WAS JUST A WARM UP"

[@comixproviderftw_02]

They were really banking on people being horny for Sydney Sweeney.

[@FaceFamous]

But son of a bitch!!!!!... its So bad that Steven Siegal or his stunt double was pissed at the villain lipsynch. and not even a cameo from his waddle run could even help 😂

[@AnointedFlow]

Why are you shouting?

[@courtneywebb6805]

Space Ice 😂

[@lilelbee423]

**insert shot of an explosion**

[@antwanjenkins6735]

This movie makes The Smurfs movie look like Avatar

[@Anthonycheesman33]

This is one of the few movies I’ve seen that people left the theater lol.

[@rommix0]

I'm sure it could compete with Will Ferrell's Holmes and Watson. I believe that was by Sony as well.

[@GlitzBog]

I watched this on Netflix the other night and was fucking floored by how terrible the editing in the final battle was

[@Prototype-357]

Dune made the "seing the future" plot device work so easily that I forgot how fast that device would kill the stakes in any other movie, but luckily Madame Web reminded me by showing the main characters dying and then immedietly revealing it was vision again and again to the point where I stopped worrying about their safety. So thank you Madame Web, for your constant bait-and-switch, it totally kept my attention on the movie and surprised me every time.

[@TabathaTMartin]

At least Dune used it properly, and not just as some cheap bait-and-switch.

[@ninjanibba4259]

Dune is overrated

[@Prototype-357]

Next on the obituary list is Kraven.

[@thegamingkubedoro]

I have a little faith in Kraven, after all its Spidey's best damn villain from some iconic ass stories and they even call him a villain in the trailer....plus other comic villains being used for once? Chameleon? Rhino? Yeah I have HOPE it's good (it probably won't be)

[@Prototype-357]

@@thegamingkubedoro There's always a chance, you just need to get writers that actually care.

[@EmperorDxD]

The entire trailer proved it will be garbage​@@thegamingkubedoro

[@tatsukinomiya]

When Billy is in the roast, I'm finna make a TOAST! I swear, Korey+Martin+Billy are PEAK DT Movie Roast dawg 😂😂😂 the chemistry stays legendary

[@paperlionkid1787]

Yes! This takes us back to 2004 and Cat Woman.

[@messiahnyx971]

Catwoman is Titanic compared to this

[@rommix0]

@@messiahnyx971 Maybe. Madame Webb makes Catwoman look like Titanic which makes Batman & Robin look like Citizen Kane.

[@BatmanPops]

The villain in this movie was basically an evil version of Spider-Man 🕸🕷💯💯

[@michaelstrong5383]

Makes me wonder what would happen when this version of Peter would grow up to become Spider-Man, and his costume looks the same but with different colors. J. Jonah Jameson may be justified for his hatred of the web swinger this time.

[@tonyborris9584]

Which could work and be terrifying, just a straight up bad guy with spiderman abilites. But that would require work and making movies isn't about work anymore.

[@TabathaTMartin]

@@tonyborris9584 It's all about demographics, and money. Say what you will about films like GXK, but at least you could tell there was effort put in to the CGI.

[@TabathaTMartin]

The thing is that Ezekiel Sims in the comics was an old man, wore a suit, and never really did anything with his powers. Ezekiel was jut a rich asshole.

[@axx012]

A chubby version

[@a.f.watcher8888]

My BF and I rewatched Daredevil Directors Cut, right after this. It was apart of its time but showed that it was the LEAST of the bad 2000’s superhero films. But DT we appreciate the time you took to “Take this seriously!” Btw I could use some sprite.

[@rodolforodriguez4447]

This isn`t so good it`s bad This is a Pure SHit.

[@TabathaTMartin]

Sony might as well as just released a movie that was just people shitting in different areas. THAT would've been better than this hot pile of dogshit

[@geardog24]

If Sony can buy the rights to Pepsi, then we can finally have a movie about Pepsiman.

[@BrandonBreathes]

yall was quick asf w this one lol

[@SterlingStarksIzHere]

What’s even more crazier is that there’s a person on the train scene playing a Sony PSP…. Really???? PSP in 2003??? The PSP didn’t become public until 2005! They really think we’d eat up any top of nostalgia 😂😭

[@Spawnwick_Boseman82820]

The main villain had me laughing whenever he "spoke"

[@javidaderson]

What makes me really sad is that their some amazing scripts out there with half the budget that are just waiting to be made.

[@robertthompson5701]

I can't tell you how happy I am to finally see y'all do this one. I never saw the movie, I've seen reviews, including yours, but thus is what I was really waiting for.

[@dwayneadamsworld]

3 months in and this roast is still on time

[@justinriley]

Damn. Y'all ain't even waiting til the body gets cold anymore to do these Bad Movie Reviews. 😅

[@Darkslayer289]

New movies are fair game for the roasts now. 😁

[@TabathaTMartin]

It is 2024, and these studios have not learned a goddamn thing. You'd think that after the superman movies, everyone would've taken notes on what NOT to do, but nOooOo. And now the MCU and DCEU are dead because of it.

[@tylerjones4247]

The movie was originally supposed to be about Madam Web protecting baby Peter Parker from Ezikiel but it was changed I guess

[@ninjanibba4259]

Cuz it was Terminator

[@humanspoder777]

Been having a crappy ass week, I needed this, thank you lol

[@Butwhythough881]

This movie is the prime example of Sony’s operations with the Spider-Man license. These live action spin off movies are only here to prolong their grip on the license because Spider-Verse and the MCU aren’t enough. Also, the fact that the Morbius writers also wrote this and clearly didn’t learn a thing from Morbius is clear as day. The cast themselves clearly didn’t want anything to do with this movie and where tricked into joining and thus phoned in their performance, especially Dakota and the actor playing Ezekiel. And the note Spider-Man references clearly put the cherry on top of this shite sundae. Easily the worst of the year so far for me.

[@wiseguychampia6647]

There is no coincidence that Double Toasted after I just got done watching this close to my birthday, y'all stalking me.

[@erikbyrge2024]

1:45 Sony's Failure! 3:45 You will Never Know! 4:35 Everybody know was BullCrap! 6:35 Billy Brooks Web of Laughs!😂😂😂 7:13 Get The Freak outta here Idoits! 9:17 Martin is Cracking Toatstes! 11:24 2 minutes Later the Spider is find!🙄 12:31 Bad Guy Obviously! 13:29 Dumbest Idea Spider Movies Ever! Period! 14:50 Foster Care New York City newborn 16:19 OMG Throw me freaking Bone Here! 17:34 I Can't Believe this Script they give me! 20:52 Stupid! 21:08 is this 50 Shades of Grey four! 22:20 It's Peter Parker Chumps! 22:39 It's Ben Parker!! 24:17 Try to tell him but it's Too late! 25:20 Everybody Dies following her! 27:11 Web Dreams! 28:01 Program! 29:15 That ain't him Dummies! 30:08 Evil Spider-man! 34:04 Dam Lady! 35:09 Gosh Darn it! 36:14 this crap ain't going Work for three Hours! 39:14 keep it coming Feed Me More! 40:14 Motherhammers they didn't Heard me! 41:30 JJ is on it! 42:41 Too Easy! 43:15 Oh crap he founded us! 44:05 Party of Breaking Bones! 45:10 I like rough! 46:31 GTA Style! 49:24 Where's is Art Studio? 50:49 Push Soul out of Body! 52:43 FU just say it Stupid Jackwagons! 53:28 Ew!!🤣 56:40 Cheap Stunt Effect! 58:08 Gotcha you're ass! 1:00:28 Ezekiel Got caught! 1:01:00 Pepsi warehouse! Gimme a break! 1:03:01 Not like this! 1:04:33 Korey turned the Count! 1:05:23 We Forget the Trademark! 1:05:36 That's Painful! 1:06:33 Get Out I don't want to hear another word Responsibility! 1:09:33 CW Perfect!👌🏻 Korey Coleman!

[@thehumancomet]

me in 2004: Can there ever be a movie worse than Halle Berry's Catwoman? SONY 20 years later: I GOTCHU, FAM

[@zachflag6506]

The fact that the movie takes place in 2003 is hilarious. A woman with her name and face plastered all over the news for kidnapping 3 rich kids and stealing a TAXI CAB was allowed on a plane. An INTERNATIONAL plane. Two years after 9/11.

[@matthewpizzuti5368]

Madame web beat down.....Is it Christmas already???😃😂🤟

[@mystery125]

​@lenindominguez1986but we'll consider this a present!

[@CocainBuzz]

No one gave a shit about editing that movie... "You sure we can't get a better take out of that scene ? - NOPE"

[@isaiahwilliams2642]

Mac and Me: I'm the most egregious Product Placement film in history! Madame Web: Hold my Pepsi.

[@Anthonycheesman33]

You forgot the greatest line in the movie don’t do dumb things lol. It’s one of the most awkward moments of the year maybe decade .

[@dominicscreativefilms]

I've seen blatant product placement, but I don't think I can recall a movie where the main villain is killed by product placement (at least in a "serious" movie and not something like a comedy). Dude sucks so much he made Morbius's main villain look competent.

[@alexflang80]

If this is 2003. The technology is too advanced for that time period.

[@patrickrobie1592]

You also overlooked the campfire they left unattended Still flaming Could possibly did started a forest fire

[@redgaurd69]

They would of been better to say she was a mutant and the spider bite heightened her abilities lol

[@The3rdGunman]

She was Ben's sister-in-law, not sister. she straight tells Cassie "You're Ben's partner, I'm his sister-in-law, Mary." Makes no sense if that baby is supposed to be Peter. Ben is Peter's dad's brother...

[@Omar-wq9dz]

At this point, DT should just do Bad Movie Reviews as the initial reviews for the Sony-verse superhero movies because we all know they’re going to be bad

[@michaelstrong5383]

I'm already anticipating the Bad Movie Roast for Kraven the Hunter.

[@29AndreG]

When Pitch Perfect 3 has a better fight scene to Brittney Spears’s Toxic than this…

[@lurkzie]

Probably the first time i've seen product placement as one of the main characters in a movie

[@kevincamburn9248]

I was in Montreal when this came out. Now I kinda wish I saw it in theaters then just because hearing the dialogue in French might’ve made it even funnier to me.

[@anthonyleach7608]

As someone who saw this in the theater, let me say no, you do not

[@kevincamburn9248]

@@anthonyleach7608 you were right. I made it 23 minutes before I couldn’t take it anymore and tapped out

[@Inkbleedful]

Surprised they didn't replace the guys voice with Wile E. Coyote.

[@TabathaTMartin]

@lenindominguez1986 Exactly

[@Loch1210]

The fact that this movie just got reviewed and already has a bad review is hilarious

[@erikwilliams1562]

When the roast is almost as long as the movie....

[@tommybutler731]

But far more entertaining!

[@thegamingkubedoro]

21:32 Billy being confused is totally reasonable because most of the comics and other media, yeah Ben Parker isn't Mary's brother, Mary IS his sister-in -law, it's the scientist dad Richard Parker from the comics and TASM movies that's brothers with Ben Parker. So yeah even Madame Web couldn't get the basic family tree right....😭

[@danielmillward9947]

Thank god someone said it, every other reviewer failed to pick up on it

[@thegamingkubedoro]

@@danielmillward9947 I'm surprised none of the reviewers I've seen said anything about it, I mean it's a comic book movie after all one of the critiques should be if it stays faithful to the comic source material or not (here it's not really)

[@byronkennedy7203]

2 of the worst movies came from their Spidermanless universe. This and Morbius. Next up Kraven to complete the trifecta.

[@HeadbangingGlory]

I watched this last night and thought this movie was dumb. I watched this review and didn’t realize how shockingly dumber it is than I could process on first viewing.

[@youtubemusicowesmemoney8470]

Madam Web could see into the future but missed the part about covering her eyes!😂😂😂😂

[@ricardolujan5571]

The movie started with the most stupid plot point..."there is one kind of spider never catched"...and then she found it. Omg! And what was that peruvian tribe los arañas!??

[@clown-cult96]

All this spider power related shit happening before Peter is even born is why JJ Jameson was so quick to jump on that “HE’S A MENACE STOP HIM” beat.

[@starbrand3726]

Tyler Perry says..."I don't get it, this movie's great!"

[@nebriancoleman4704]

I just realized Michael Jackson got burnt by fireworks in a Pepsi commercial

[@renji90998]

Someone pointed out how better the movie would’ve been, aside from the other stuff that’s bad about it, if the villain was actually part of the Inheritors. For those that don’t know, they’re clan of vampires that travel the multiverse killing spider people. That would’ve been better motivation.

[@carlintaylor3229]

Reviews were so bad for this movie didn't even wanna bother seeing it more excited for wolverine and deadpool then this I'm beating venom 3 is about to more successful than what this movie tried to do 😂😂

[@therealjeffgipson6438]

That must have been the same warehouse where Michael Jackson's accident happened

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

The reason this movie was made was to keep the rights to Spider-Man,so they can keep bargaining and getting paid by Disney over their use of the character in the wider MCU..The bottom line definition of corporate greed..No wonder Uncle Ben isn't mentioned in the MCU,except when he meets Tobey and Andrew,and THEY talk about him.

[@lutherheggs451]

It had nothing to do with the rights. The 3 MCU Spider-man movies are Sony movies, and made them billions upon billions. 2 Oscar nominated Spider-Verse movies, 2 Venom movies that performed well and Venom 3 has been in production for awhile. People really need to learn about the deal before they start claiming things, because Sony doesn't get money when he makes an appearance in an MCU film. They only get the money for the solo films and they pay for the production of those films. They didn't get money for Civil War, Infinity War or Endgame.

[@bigt2079]

Had this movie on earlier today. Put me to sleep three separate times. I had to keep standing up and walk around like I was on the job just to make it through this one.

[@messiahnyx971]

And it's co-written by the director and the same writers as morbius which show's sony does not give a damn. Not only that so many wasted actresses that could have been in better future comic movies

[@alphawolfmana2635]

The real villains of this movie are the writers 😂

[@sonicheroxd5767]

There was concept art from the movie that revealed that Spider-Man was initially suppose to BE in this movie. They had a concept suit designed and everything. And the suit actually looks cool. But in hindsight, I'm glad he wasn't actually in this movie.

[@orientmaple7254]

The movie actually got the way Uncle Ben is Peter's uncle wrong Ben is supposed to be the uncle to Peter from The Father's Side that's his brother so she should actually be the sister-in-law not the actual sister of Uncle Ben it's like they didn't even bother to pick up a comic book for this movie

[@toshokanhon]

God dammit jumping on that corpse again 😂

[@SuperheroMovies999]

Cory and Martin, your underselling just how bad this thing really was. You have to really realise and fully form within your mind, Just how bad this thing really was. The truck driving into the ambulance scene, look where the truck was heading towards 🤦😂. Its an absolute embarrassment. The Subway scene when evil Spider-Man has the 3 girls cornered, and he instead kills the cops. Then proceeds to go up to the rooftop and ask his secretary how did they get away? 😳 The very ending, with Dakota Johnson in a wheelchair looking ridiculous as hell. it was an absolute embarrassment. "You know the best thing about the Future? It hasn't Happened yet". In real Life Human Terms, this Quote it completely Pointless and Doesn't make sense. In the Context of the Superhero Madame Web and Her Powers, whether a good or bad event is about to happen, the quote sort of works (for the bad events Because she can avert them) and then is completely stupid for the good Events 😮🤦🏻 Really realise what she's saying here and process this through your mind. In real life human terms, The Best part about the future is that it hasn't happened yet? So when Great things are going to happen to us in the future, that's the best part? And when they actually happen for us, that's not the actual best part? 🤔🤭 An utter disgrace of a film.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Wasn't there a moment where Madame Web crashed an ambulance through a tall building, and evil Spider-Man just.......jumped right into it for no reason?

[@SuperheroMovies999]

​@@michaelstrong5383madame webs Vision knew evil Spiderman would try to jump out of the way , and in doing so, the ambulance hits him

[@wilcee238]

The dance scene in the diner is the worst part.

[@messiahnyx971]

It's disrespectful because all these sony movies need Spider-man and sony is so hard headed they continue to put out these awful right's placeholders.

[@TabathaTMartin]

This movie had an 80-100 million dollar budget, that's about the same budget for The Creator, and more than Godzilla Minus One, The Creator might have failed because of the writing, but at least the money was put to use. Your telling me THIS is the best you can do Sony?!

[@rommix0]

That part where the Peter Parker baby name reveal happened was the moment I gave this movie an F You. F**k any movie (and the Emoji Movie too) for treating its audience like they're stupid.

[@michaelstrong5383]

This is literally the same energy as the ending to Fant4stic. *"Hey guys, I got a great idea for our team name."*

[@rommix0]

@@michaelstrong5383 It really does, and thankfully I never saw that movie.

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@rommix0 You're not missing anything. It's one of the worst comic book movies ever made.

[@rommix0]

@@michaelstrong5383 I'm sure. Nothing will be as good as Batman & Robin lol

[@Suarez05]

Sadly I saw the Film, I had no Choice cause I was Bonding with my Dad and he chose that Movie.

[@r4umediaentertainment831]

Wow, this year has been good for business on the Bad Movie Roast end and it’s only half over.

[@Delboy0]

I watched it and heard it was a bad film, but I think I watched the worst superhero movie ever. I heard Morbius was bad, and watched it and it wasn’t great, but not terrible. But Madame Web took me 5 sittings to watch it, as I fell asleep 3 times during it and had to cut it off once as it was so boring. Nothing like the source material, bad acting and dialogue, not much action and next to no superheroes in the movie. They have stretched out a one act for the entire movie in an origin story. So you basically spend the whole movie with the main character discovering her powers and you see her as the hero in the last few seconds of the movie. Be careful as Sony are giving copyright strikes to videos mocking the movie.

[@robertmiller7721]

That’s why we watch it as soon as possible

[@donavanfrea6768]

Haha yes!! An early birthday gift. I thought I'd have to wait for a Madame Web roast

[@SirSblop]

Could you imagine the riffs they could make in Deadpool about this movie? DP: “Althea… are you… Madam Web?” A: “The fuck, do I look like Dakota Johnson to you?” DP: “Oh thank G~od. I don’t think my movie would ever recover from Sony Pictures.”

[@17absolut]

Spider bit the mom, n the mom got shot on the same day. So the peptides didn't super charge the mom's blood but went straight to givin the baby Nicholas Cage Next powers ?

[@lordofthereels6790]

Sydney Sweeney would have been a great Emma Frost/White Queen. I've always seen Emma as Regina George meets Doctor Doom which I could see her as.

[@TheStrangeGeek]

Or maybe Gwen Stacy

[@TabathaTMartin]

So much potential just....wasted

[@HerooftheWild]

She could've been a good choice for Black Cat for Tom Holland's Spider-Man 4

[@ninjanibba4259]

No sir