Madame Web but with Tobey Maguire

[@DiaryOfaCell]

“He has money for cosplay but not for rent?” Lmfaoo 😂

[@knightlight5497]

They almost had him though

[@crashpal]

It's a free country not rent free country

[@PPPPPPPPP135]

​@@crashpalLeave me alone.

[@akashsaini8354]

😂

[@DiaryOfaCell]

@@crashpal you’ll get your rent free country when you fix this damn door!

[@sarojandongol1482]

Madame Web didn't do so well, so The Human Spider decided: "I'm gonna put some Tobey in your movie."

[@aarony7537]

"you'll get your Tobey when you fix this damn movie!!"

[@matthewkiggin5456]

😂

[@matthewkiggin5456]

@@aarony7537😂

[@graphicsgod]

The Human Spider decided to throw some dirt in their eyes!

[@TheDarkKnight-sf1lt]

@@aarony7537 I agree

[@darkthesheep7746]

"They have money for cosplay, but not for rent" lmao

[@matosem_]

This one got me 😂

[@pickchickens5286]

@@matosem_ same

[@reezwave]

The greatest line in movies history

[@haidenhill6358]

It's renting time

[@anthonysalinas-candelero9978]

Sounds exactly like him too

[@furry.killer.69]

The villain who doesn't fix the damn door vs the people who can't pay the rent

[@thesuperiordoctorawhotribu511]

3000% TIMES BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL MOVIE!!

[@PaulShenar1936]

💯

[@Scaly-tb4ev]

We really need a movie like this so badly, this is the Spiderman 4 that we were thinking😊

[@Anand_Ilangovan]

Faxxx

[@chaosiscoming3369]

​@@Scaly-tb4ev Hopefully we get Spiderman 4 in 2025 or sooner

[@Scaly-tb4ev]

@@chaosiscoming3369 The MCU one yes along with the BTSV in possibly 2026 or 27

[@RaeezTheDeadPoet]

Mr.Ditkovich really goes to extreme lengths to collect his rent 😅

[@kenallenchannel3911]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LizbethxSakura]

Through the multiverse

[@johnnyphesto1247]

It’s not as difficult when he has a symbiote

[@jj.signns]

“My Peter tingle is getting dull” “I can’t get hard” ~Madame Maguire~

[@PaulShenar1936]

🤣

[@magicjohnson3121]

He just needs to see Sydney Sweeney in her Madame Web premiere suit.

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

@@magicjohnson3121 Yes. In the end it is just a question of *MOTIVATION* .

[@BerryBabaBear]

*Maestro Macguire

[@gregthomas5887]

Might have been better if "I can't save as many lives as before." “I can’t get hard” "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@Zulfi_Ackerman]

"I guess you didn't pay rent too" 😂😂😂

[@chadsensei]

"You want a good movie? Get Tobey Maguire."

[@monsterwwe5213]

And Mr. Ditkovich

[@madgepereira2891]

And Ursula

[@AgentHK-47]

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Right here, take it all... As long as I get to see this film.

[@XenoFlade]

This would unironicly made the movie a masterpiece

[@Scaly-tb4ev]

Certainly.

[@susboy1554]

Movie of all time after Morbin

[@philosotree5876]

Bad writing is still bad writing.

[@MarvinPowell1]

@XenoFlade It actually would. An older Peter Parker training Sydney Sweeney to be Spider Woman sounds like a great concept, but is probably too close to just being Into The Spiderverse.

[@anthonysalinas-candelero9978]

​@@philosotree5876hear me out...Spiderman and his Amazing spiderwomen friends going up against their landlord Mr.Ditkovich who has a symbiote suit and wants to not only take over the world but also deep down desperately wants them to pay their rent sooner rather than later, and it turns out the girls already had powers prior to meeting tobey

[@dhanurs8085]

" Human Spider was right, I miscalculated " - Sony after seeing this

[@MichaelAChristian1]

I COULDN'T HAVE MISCALCULATED! Sydney Sweeney was working wasn't she?

[@SkullShatter-lh8dh]

He is a .....

[@BCRivers]

1:08 "They have money for cosplay, but not for rent?" 😂😂😂

[@camelionplays2257]

Thats a fair point.

[@MuhammadHammadAshraf]

Love how the universe is expanding and Mr. Dikovitch is a genuine threat....or maybe he always has been.

[@theserpent8667]

Having Mr Ditkovich being the main antagonist would honestly make this film watchable. Add in Bully Maguire and it goes up to epic!

[@brainydude8666]

The fact that this idea itself is genuinely something to greenlit (other than ditkovitch being the villain obviously) shows the human spider is a legend

[@closethockeyfan5284]

Right, only because they had him as the main antagonist twice already in the Rami trilogy.

[@MarvinPowell1]

@brainydude8666 An older Peter Parker training Sydney Sweeney to be Spider-Woman at 18 is too close to being _Into The Spiderverse_ in regards of plot. Otherwise it should've been an actual movie instead of the real Madame Web.

[@sworddomo1951]

Ditkovich could still be the villain due to the corruption of the symbiote.

[@speedflashanimations221]

Just replace him ditkovitch with Morlum or someone like him and it works

[@thomaswatson1739]

This plan would work especially if it was rated R so we get Sweeney titties

[@secondamentesecondo]

0:35 “Where’s my money?!” That’s just symbolic 😂

[@lawrencefrost9063]

I quote that to the guy who sold me the tickets

[@Proletarius87]

Or you should say "symbiotic" ;)

[@warmfishsalad]

She gave it to Ted

[@danielmorgan1126]

​@@Proletarius87 My thoughts exactly. 🤣🤣

[@Kratos-p4g]

Moon knight, Mr ditkovich, Superman,cab driver saying that

[@lucasmattos577]

"They have money for cosplay but not for rent"

[@VenomHernandez]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ccutter2]

"My Damn Web" Best title ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTomahawkCatcher]

"He just hit me!" "Stings, doesn't it?" The savagest comeback ever.

[@nobodyknows3261]

True

[@miguelandresforerodelgadil3059]

Bully Maguire still got the moves

[@ΑνίκητοςΓιαννούδης]

Bully Maguire moment .

[@wildtrickster4135]

that stone throwing scene is SOOO DAMN GOOFY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH like she's not even mad, just amazed he hit her back

[@ScaryMango6755]

bully maguire might just be the only man willing to actually hurt women in the mcu so ofc she is impressed, others take it easy on them

[@metallixstudios4999]

The idea of Tobey’s Peter realizing he’s getting old and seeing a new villain rising, he has to go recruit and mentor a younger generation of heroes is a way better idea for a movie in my opinion and a great ending to his story. So this is GREAT!

[@RM-qj8cs]

It would be the ideal plot for spider-man 4 with raimi directing and preparing the legacy with mary jane's daughter

[@herepaulfilms9833]

It would.

[@Gr8Monst3r]

MY DAMN WEB 😂😂 Seriously, would watch the whole movie

[@Chrisverine]

Me too

[@rayansyed2721]

I love the fact that this is better than the actual movie

[@AshleyYoung87]

trust Me, I only watch the Movie Because Sweeney 😂😂😂

[@dragonitematero]

Man just imagine if instead of Madame Web we got Spider-Man 4 and this was the plot for it, with an older Peter protecting these new superheroes from a Symbiote possesed villain that ties all the way back to the sample left at Connor’s lab in Spider-Man 3.

[@randomdudeface]

Let's all literally try to make this happen.

[@osiris7945]

“he’s our landlord too” “I guess you didn’t pay rent too” 😂😂😂

[@Doctor_Idiot]

MY DAMN WEB, COMING SOON IN CINEMA WITH IMAX

[@ORProductionss]

“He just hit me!” “Stings, doesn’t it?” 🤣

[@UJEvans]

My Peter tingle is getting dull. (Proceeds to predict and redirect a rock throw out of sheer spite)

[@randomdudeface]

well dullER than it has been 🤷‍♂️

[@crashpal]

"He just hit me!" Bully Maguire: "stings doesn't it?" Roflmao 🤣

[@maximumgeekboy]

"He just hit me!" "Stings, doesn't it." Best memorable quotes from MY DAMN WEB.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Tobey after watching the Madame Webb movie: "Don't you ever, *EVER* enter my life again!!!"

[@FreeFix0620]

Ahh yes the real Madam Web

[@PIKKABOSS]

Hopefully FR

[@LazyXL91]

*My Damn Web

[@peanutjam7601]

"The power of rent compels you" - Mr Ditkovich (LandLord)

[@RandomPerson-zy5pr]

"They have money for cosplay but not for rent" So true - Peter's costiume had to be expensive

[@dimond360_]

I would unapologetically watch this full film if it came out

[@Ghoxt_xjw]

" Where is my money " iconic

[@pranavmadhyastha190]

"You have money for cosplay but not for rent"🤣🤣🤣 Beautifully edited video as always

[@dnice374]

Now with 200% more Ditkovich in your eyes!

[@EFTZ8430]

Spiderman : you can’t escape without paying rent.

[@Jack_Attack_2580]

"Still got the moves!" Bully Maguire, you never lost em

[@Maui1x]

bro just created a whole movie

[@birdquest8695]

A movie about Tobey Maguire’s Peter training a new generation of Spider People to take his place when he retires is actually a good idea.

[@imanaalsayegh]

Insomniac Spiderman 2 (sorta)

[@reidpattis3127]

Holy shit! If this is the theme and plot of Spider-Man 4, I would be really happy. Spider-Man’s old man years is a touchy subject, and many writers are afraid to tell the story.

[@RM-qj8cs]

Spider-Girl, peter's daughter must be central in a hypothetical spider-man 4 of sam raimi

[@creativeself7147]

This may just be your best work yet! Absolutely phenomenal!!!!!!!!!! This video legit hyped me up to an insane degree! If this was an actual movie I'd be preordering tickets right now!

[@monsterxzero]

All jokes aside, Mr Ditkovich with a symbiote actually sounds like a very fun idea

[@ichigozangetsugrimmjozgqp9439]

I’d put money down to watch it

[@TheRobotixFudge]

"My Damn Web" would actually hit as a movie if it came out

[@reptipis148]

I haven't laughed so hard a long time. 😂 Man, I would like to see Human Spider directing a whole movie.

[@mu4ia]

Still Got The Moves , Web Man

[@PhysiologyShark]

Man, I would unironically watch this if this was legit

[@dragstar77]

This is some God Tier level of editing 🔥And Mr.Ditkovitch was just chef's kiss 🤌🏻

[@OrpheasVIPC]

This is unironically beautiful, it's what Madame web should've been, showing off a Tobey Maguire Spider-Man who is past his prime, training the next generation!

[@JustinCarbaugh]

Tobey Maguire can make any movie hype worthy and better than the original

[@jlev1028]

Honestly, a movie about a retired Peter recruiting the next generation of Spider-People sounds more interesting than what we got.

[@Mary-bj5un]

This video actually made me wish more a Raimi Spider-Man 4.

[@G3org3DoesGaming]

"You have money for cosplay but not for pins?"

[@manasuniyal2897]

Boss , this looks much better than the Movie itself. . . . you are a true genius

[@dxmbYT]

Perfect, Perfect down to the last minute details

[@kamo7293]

"they had money to hire expensive cgi, but not good actors?" -the Internet

[@ThomasSchannel]

Can we just give this guy a movie studio already? He's got the midas touch.

[@codewallette]

Finally the movie is watchable

[@ProfessorArt1]

Nah, the women still ruin it

[@TheEleventhDoctor]

now this is a movie that we want

[@marauder1085]

Ditkovich’s reason for being a villain is more understandable than the actual movies main villain in madam web.

[@Duggy194]

“They have money for cosplay but not for rent” got me laughing onto the floor

[@DiaryOfaCell]

Tobey needs to put some dirt in Sony’s eye for creating an entire spiderverse without Spider-Man in it.

[@imanaalsayegh]

Actually there’s 2 because Madam web is in a separate universe to morbius🤓

[@MarvinPowell1]

I would pay money to actually see Maguire Webb in _My Damn Web._ I love the AI voices and faces in this!

[@chazjohannsen]

I appreciate that you maintained the spirit of the original Madame Web by incorporating nothing but ADR lines for Peter.

[@ninjagamer1359]

I just laughed out loud reading your comment

[@geekhero7841]

0:34 everyone who watched in the movie theater

[@TigerChamp99]

Another masterpiece from THS.

[@theilluminatibenefactor]

I genuinely laughed so hard watching this. BUT NOT BECAUSE IT WAS RIDICULOUS LIKE THE ORIGINAL TRAILER, but BECAUSE IT WAS PEAK! I LOVE IT!

[@whotookjomomma008]

He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she was pinned.

[@lightyearpig12]

Mr. Ditkovich has done enough waiting for the rent.

[@dharavathsatvik5234]

You saved this movie by putting spiderman in it which sony should have.

[@Wats_Plays]

Technically they did just he was inside his mothers womb

[@Dudebat923]

The best part about this is that I actually take it more seriously than the real movie

[@BlueRainbowSky66]

Ditkovich being dressed like Spider Man and having Venom is something i never know i needed.

[@TylerCWilliams]

Chang a few things and you have something that is a thousand times better than what we got in the theater.

[@cganimefan1267]

That's a hilarious video. I love the addition of Mr. Ditkovoich.

[@Temrair]

THIS is likely the best cinema-themed video I've seen this week!!!

[@milk9817]

0:36 "Landlord are on a whole new level of crazy these days" Ofc, i wouldn't want my landlord doing genocide for pay up late 💀

[@Harry64278]

This guy has material for years with Tobey. Well done sir

[@D3rr0r]

Aside from the rent meme, this is actually a good idea

[@strawberries1324]

the most terrifying villian in spiderman movies, Mr. Ditkovitch

[@ajdawg7200]

I would pay so much to see this full movie

[@thephonelad992]

bruh seriously this could have been amazing-

[@Dalmoon98]

Nah but seriously, this would actually be a super interesting movie lol

[@Andrei3111]

you took editing to a whole new level!

[@ppixelpursuit]

How tf is this wayyy wayyyy better????

[@ak-ub1ym]

U just made the movie rent-al worthy 🤣👍

[@ikenosis8160]

Now that's a movie I would pay to see.

[@cavespidergaming1]

I would pay a ridiculous amount of money to see this as a full blown movie

[@brianh7861]

Peter: Ah, my old nemesis... Rent-Man

[@blue1133]

Ngl this legitimately sounds like a better and more original plot than the actual one.

[@leowiseman1881]

I would love to see this movie in theatre. But we all know it will never happen.😢

[@SpacedragonX]

This is awesome! We need more of this stuff

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

This isn't just hilarious, the premise of Old Man Spidey coming back for action while protecting three future Spider Girls from a Symbiote-infected Mr. Ditkovich is even way better.

[@Vladorenkz]

Brooo, you're on new level of CGI !!! Great!

[@freakerfaker3711]

The landlord learn these from Bully Maguire, Gonna Pay? 😢

[@sagaleuix2989]

Absolutely beautiful. I'm tearing up.

[@jcace13]

Madam Web but watchable.

[@Chronicles-t9t]

"My Damn Web " i can verify that thisbis the superior title