Madame Web is very bad.

[@davidtaylor142]

"Stop spoiling the movie!" "Nadia, no one is going to go see it."

[@ComixRelix]

"I can't believe I'm defending Argylle" made this whole review.

[@repulser93]

I could, because it’s actually really good.

[@taylorstenhouse6168]

Argylle is very good actually

[@idawg7332]

The only 2 movies I’ve seen this year and they both suck. Argylle was more boring while Madame web was hilariously awful

[@LuisSierra42]

It's Argylle time!

[@blatherskitestudios2278]

@@repulser93i'm glad other people think its good! im tired of seeing so many bad reviews of it :(

[@jacobd1984]

"It's better than Argylle in that there is less of it."--Nadia

[@patliao556]

Loving Jake's absolute unwillingness to play ball with even Nadia's glimmer of positivity, it's hilarious.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

Man carrying cynicism

[@cdp55]

I can’t believe Nadia took the whole 9/11 meme criticism and made it a legitimately valid point of criticism. That’s next fucking level, kudos to you Nadia.

[@andrerenault]

Reminds me of that tragedy

[@kendallandrews8691]

9/11 airlines might not have been the best name

[@sleepysera]

I feel like Nadia has just an amazing ability to block out the memory of any part she thought was dumb or made no sense, and so arrived at a much more pleasant movie experience in comparison because the worst parts are just gone from her memory until she's reminded of them 😂 I relate!

[@maegnificant]

That is not an amazing ability imo but okay.

[@JAMSP00N]

​@@maegnificant ok

[@MyScorpion42]

​@@maegnificantits amazing for the one who has it

[@SeaTimeless]

Saw it with my girlfriend on Valentine's Day in a theater with three other people in it. A revelation. I skipped Morbius and Venom 2 so I think I underestimated how bad these movies can be to watch. Hard to explain in a review how disconcerting it was to watch the film; I left during the CPR scene to go to the bathroom and when I came back she was saying "I need to go to Peru." I asked my girlfriend why she was doing that and she just shrugged.

[@LuisSierra42]

Did you gf leave you for taking her to this movie?

[@RealRushinRussian]

I mean, Venom 2 was pretty watchable. It's completely forgettable and frankly I remember nothing other than characters making baffling decisions but in a surprise to no one both Tom Hardy and Woody Harrelson pull their weight so it wasn't utter trash.

[@JustShawn11]

Same. My girlfriend is a big Dakota fan,and this was it. I already had low expectations and it blew that away, considering I'd always talk about plot holes and mistakes,but I kinda gave up after the first 10 mins on this one.

[@l_Maelstrom]

For a moment I thought your Gf was saying that she needed to go to Perù because the film was literally that bad she wanted to escape

[@ectrogaming4200]

@@RealRushinRussianthe only scenes from that movie to me that stay it mind is 1. Carnage breakout 2. Carnage says the sub-title of the movie with cool lighting I don’t usually car enough about movies to make fun of bad ones but holy smokes the fact I can only remember those two things from a movie definitely means it was pretty meh

[@hokusman100]

Based on how empty the theater was, I’m fairly sure that my wife and I are the only people who actually saw Madame Web without any intention of doing an online review afterwards

[@palchristianandersen9086]

Walked out once I realized it wasn't a movie about a very formal hacker.

[@sixstringedthing]

"The information we seek is not present here. It must be in another castle. We must... _go deeper_ ". "But Madame Webb...! Surely this is a great risk!" "My dear child, I am the entity upon which risk assessments are based. Watch and learn."

[@trinaq]

When even Dakota Johnson was skeptical about the movie's quality when she had to react to fake explosions and blue and green screens, you KNOW that you're in for a stinker.

[@No_True_Scotsman]

I'm not saying the movie is good, but why do you think it's a problem that an actor had to act?

[@DGlaky]

That's how tons of action movies are made. It was just a new experience for her so she didn't know how her performance would translate

[@obscure.reference]

@@No_True_Scotsman the problem is when the performer is doubting their performance, which happens much easier when you have less to react to than children do when they play pretend.

[@obi_oma]

LOL

[@ethancollier5793]

"It was disorganized but organized" *hmmm yes schrodinger's screenplay*

[@Kromiball]

Order in chaos

[@marmalar]

Thanks for being a mixed-race role-model couple for my wife and I! I am Colombian and my wife is Chinese, but your conversations feel extremely similar to our film post-chats.Including my disbelief upon finding out my wife didn't grow up with Home Alone or Die Hard, etc. We are watching alot of films and learning to appreciate each other's tastes and love to watch your reviews together! ♥️

[@womancarryingman]

Aw, that’s sweet! Thank you!!

[@dragonetafireball]

Pepsi Parker will grow up to be Pepsi-Man because his mum got saved by a radioactive Pepsi sign

[@alberto.jaramillo]

“Is this a student film?” They rushed it to keep the rights to Spiderman

[@8bitdee]

Dakota Johnson absolutely did not have the energy to do this film. Aren’t there interviews that came out of her basically complaining about the direction of shooting such film that gives no context to how the character is suppose to feel? Especially for the CGI action sequences where she didn’t know how to react to a director yelling “explosion!” at her and she’s suppose to act like she saw one but was just in front of an empty green screen.

[@lonesurvivor8828]

😂😂

[@trinaq]

I probably won't bother watching this movie, the KZbin reviews are already far more entertaining! 😅

[@FishyAltFishy]

This is why i say bad movies make good content😊

[@obi_oma]

i've seen so many since it came out, all the same verdict

[@LindaStansAriandNicki]

I see you everywhere😆

[@LuisSierra42]

It's morbius all over again. This is truly a blessed year

[@MorbidMind123]

Did anyone use the word hangry in 2003? Also the idea that a bunch of new yorkers wouldn't have flipped out when she started telling everyone in the subway they were going to die is hilarious, its post 911 people would have thought she had a bomb

[@unkarsthug4429]

I was more irritated by the guy playing on his smartphone in the subway, when those almost didn't exist until 2007.

[@RaVirrTheTrader]

Can't wait for his channel to be renamed to Man Defending Argylle. You two are great, btw.

[@lolkingftw4804]

woman defending madame web

[@robertwild9447]

Man carrying Argylle.

[@snydegag1]

Wait im confused. So is woman carrying man WHILE man is carrying thing? So isn't woman technically carrying thing? Or does woman carry man when he's done after a long day of carrying thing? If that's the case then what happens to the thing when man isn't there to carry it? With earnest curiosity, Guy on Internet Asking Question

[@ThePhobophile]

Woman lifted thing so Man could carry it.

[@ace15Nura]

At this point, it feels Sony just want to make bad movies for memes

[@stevenlannister184]

I've seen other people bring that up. It could well be deliberate. Everyone knew this would be bad for months.

[@TylerFederico]

It’s money laundering just like every other big Hollywood movie now.

[@joshuaward9876]

"WHERE IS MY SPIDER? WHO TOOK MY SPIDER?" hit me in the soul.

[@07thfan35]

Some of these comments are so off-putting. One half of the comment section is calling Nadia dumb for having an opinion they disagree with and for being "loud and domineering" (???), another is calling out Jake for interrupting Nadia, as if Jake didn't apologize to Nadia for interrupting her and for being rude. This video is literally just two passionate people discussing/ranting about a movie, and sometimes people will interrupt each other to speak out their opinion. I swear to God, it's like y'all have never had an interaction with a real human before.

[@jackwredwood]

I'm sorry but anything more than one is crazy for this aha! Another great review - they never miss!

[@blacxthornE]

i love how she's so concerned about spoilers and he's like "no one's gonna enjoy the movie who cares"... and I agree, it's not like going in without spoilers is going to help.

[@ARedMongoose]

The axial cut to Nadia in extreme close-up on the word "review" made me laugh out loud

[@Liversh0t]

" you sure you want this to be a 4/10 movie" "3" 🤣🤣

[@ninjaeddy1717]

21:50 The way they showed the predictions was actually something I really liked. It was confusing in a good way.

[@Sandux930]

Agreed, argyle was intwntional. Madame web had too many cooks in a broken kitchen

[@JacoboelGil2008]

I can't believe Mysterio revealed Spider-Man's identity for this

[@hinnakoto]

oh i've been looking forward to this!!

[@hinnakoto]

AHH I EDITED MY TYPO NOW THE HEART IS GONE! man carrying thing warned us about this but i forgot 😭😭😭

[@hinnakoto]

thank you for reinstating my hearts, woman carrying man! you're the best ❤️❤️❤️

[@omEon]

It's truly the greatest movie of our generation

[@lytsongaming]

Everything I've heard about this movie makes it seem that a executives found a list of IPs they were going to lose the right too and went " OH SHIT! we better make a movie." Edit: commented before finishing the video and this was one of last thing they said lol.

[@marmalar]

Nadia, you are the best -- the zoom in at "-- a review!" Was chef's kiss 👨‍🍳

[@LightsOnTrees]

it's the guy who does the thing... but in another place... doing another thing

[@ruthanne1741]

the man who carries’ name is jake? learned something new today

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

This movie felt like a Ford Jeep commercial. The characters have the same amount of depth

[@benmorgan9748]

I really appreciate you guys seeing and reviewing this film so I don’t have to ❤

[@smilemore7431]

I like how Nadia keeps saying no spoilers, as if I or anyone was planning to see this movie and cares for the plot of Sony’s Spider-Man free cinematic universe.

[@Cleron]

I was gonna watch it but sadly I was in the Amazon with my mom where she was researching spiders right before she died…

[@dragonetafireball]

The last screen amps up every problem to 1000. Her costume looked like it was from a spirit Halloween

[@gregorydavidson2744]

The zoom at 0:27 killed me 😂

[@doomedwit1010]

I wanted to see Argyle. Wish I'd just rewatched The Long Kiss Goodnight. (Was really upset the main character never crushed someone's skull with a book and said "Authors do that?!".) This I have no interest now. Although the concept of Madame Web sounds interesting. And sounds like the other 3 girl characters could have been interesting. As could terminator spiderman. But the difference is this has a crappy by committee script and isn't trying to do anything but set up future movies. Argyle was a psuedo original idea that fell flat. But I LIKED a ton of things they were *trying* to do in Argyle. It just fell totally flat. But it was also a fully 100% self contained story even though it tried to set up a universe attue very end. But it was a complete movie on its own. I haven't seen both. But based on what I've heard Argyle was better. I was at least mildly interested and occasionally gently amused by Argyle and it dodn't feel that long.

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

Also, Sam Rockwell.

[@roneteus]

I don't understand why they couldn't say certain names if Sony themselves have the rights to Spider-Man and his related characters. I assume the deal with Marvel Studios has some protections in place that they just can't willy nilly use Peter Parker's name or even Aunt May for that matter? Just baffling. They have to do this stuff every 3 years or so to retain the rights.. Ugh.

[@andrewdaniel9337]

This review covered everything ❤

[@xMPGx]

Is Sony or marvel (whoever made this movie lol) trolling ? Serious question ... I've been wondering why certain movies are so bad for 5 years now

[@husker4life109]

Its sony

[@within_the_sky2356]

Movies gotta work standalone first in order for future films to be built on top: Iron man, Captain America, and Thor are all stand alone movies except for teasers tacked onto the end that don't really effect the rest of the movie. Also if I'm getting this right, they shoved in a bunch of Spider-People into the film only to have them not actually look like or do Spider-People things?

[@Misadventures_85]

that's right. everyone in their super hero costumes is a very small portion of the movie (it's a vision of the future)

[@oafkad]

Holy shit you have a long form channel? This is fun. You both are great :D

[@Gojeto346]

You can’t spoil something that was served up rotten😂

[@RossM3838]

Dakota Johnson is a pure nepotism baby.

[@puxtbuck6731]

She’s pretty good in Suspiria but yea she’s terrible in this. She seems incredibly unlikable in every interview I’ve seen of her

[@nikidelvalle]

I love how he's so frustrated by how bad this movie is that he just can't contain it, that ranting is so relatable 😂

[@insu_na]

Movie releases *just* after the writers strike ends? Yeah this was 100% "written" by some executives using an LLM.

[@squidsbizarreadventure]

Worse. They got the guys who wrote Morbius.

[@FireBomberBassist]

9:46 Haha nobody cares if you spoil this one. Trust me.

[@rumo510]

I waited til The Flash was at the $5 theater to watch it. After I got out of the theater, I just felt sad. Annoyed and depressed and empty. I'm not even going to watch this when it hits streaming. My mental health is too important to me.

[@viniciusdantas4275]

I think if I keep watching all of your reviews, in 5 years or something I'll finally be ready to have a relationship

[@squamish4244]

This film has executive meddling written all over it. As Chris Stuckmann said, there is no way that a screenwriter decided that the final fight scene should take place under a giant Pepsi sign.

[@srely3786]

Jake being so done with these crappy movies is such a vibe

[@SpikyKing13]

It sucks that this movie exists is just to keep the rights for Spider-Man characters. It doesn’t work without Spider-Man

[@danielholding3178]

have you ever read or heard about the first law books series?

[@_leper.4155]

Man, that woman is really carrying man carrying thing

[@doubleb1061]

A 4/10 is wild (I haven’t seen it)

[@koira1]

Heard its pretty dynamic

[@robertwild9447]

I'm sure the acting and directing in Argylle was better than this.

[@k-nun]

I went to see this on Thursday because the trailers made the movie look so bad. I was curious if that was really the best trailers they could make. After the first 10 mins in the jungle with the exposition, with the really weird cut in the moms dialogue and the spider people running down the tree I texted my girlfriend "Oh this movie is ass" I got worried that the rest of the movie was gonna bore me but the fact that it continued to be really bad made me enjoy most of it, until like 3/4 of the way when it starts to drag. I wouldn't recommend it, especially if you've already seen funny clips online or seen reviews because knowing whats coming will make it boring, but if you are tired of making fun of birdemic this is a good one to throw on

[@montecristo1845]

So…this movie gets greenlit and released, but Batgirl is only worth a tax write off?

[@longboy5639]

Man...I just found this channel...I friking love it, the absolute Legends never desapointed always deliver that thing

[@scatterthewinds3126]

Not even Dakotas looks could save this film

[@husker4life109]

Outside of Suspiria and Bad Times at the El Royale ive never liked Dakota Johnson in anything.

[@anabelapavio]

luv from Portugal 🇵🇹 🥰

[@Tzourosaur]

why wasn't I notified of this chanel earlier this is amazing

[@husker4life109]

This is truly the worst superhero movie ever made.

[@Bellerophon17]

This isn't current and thus maybe not what this channel is designed for, but given the lack of good Marvel/DC content right now, I'd love to see ye discuss of Moon Knight. It's got a unique world, it's quirky and fun, but it also deals with some heavy material in a very commendable way (certainly better than a lot more "serious" media than a superhero show). Absolutely loved it.

[@Goodbrew84]

Morlun is one of my favourite spider man villains and I’ve always been disappointed he hasn’t made it to the big screen. But If this is what they do with Ezekiel, I am so happy Morlun has been left alone.

[@dragonetafireball]

I thought Madam Web was Hilarious(ly bad) but I just genuinely enjoyed Aryle

[@heroicgangster9981]

I'm just peeved that japanese hero shows that run on lower budget and have to do 50 episodes of storytelling can somehow be a higher quality product than a Hollywood superhero movie

[@Alihassan9193]

Jake, you didn't let her complete a single sentence💀

[@ashtoncasedy3237]

"No one is going to see it" *Well, that's not a lie*

[@anorbet2514]

I felt that Rebel Moon was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Now I want to see Madame Web just to compare.

[@leaffinite2001]

Also i admire your effort to spoil this movie bcuz we all know we're stayin home

[@natvasch6399]

You guys are so cute together😂❤

[@dumpsterjedi6148]

"HE WAS IN THE AMAZON RESEARCHING SPIDERS WITH MY MOM RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Exposition🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@ThoughtfulAl]

I take back everything bad I said. This was great and a good idea to bring him on your show 😊

[@RossM3838]

Also taxi cabs have embedded medallions. As soon as it would have been stolen the police would have a record of it.

[@marsfeathers]

12:01 The word you might be looking for is anachronistic

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

Man carrying the patience to not yell at his wife for her terrible take

[@breawycker]

I'm hoping the Silk show (if we get it) will be good at least

[@mchikos]

Cute seeing man carrying thing as a real person but sad seeing man carrying thing interrupting often Though that said this is a new thing for y’all doing a review as a couple so I’m sure it’ll take time to get used to the format

[@jacobp8294]

I'm Agrylle-Lover27 and won't accept this argyle blasphemy

[@D.S.handle]

Thanks Nadia for carrying about the spoilers. There are still might be some people who may want to see this kino. (And yeah, 4/10 is an alright score here.) Edit: “3/10” :/

[@futurefox635]

lmfao this whole review

[@jonahblock]

Damn, man carring thing even liked marvels but not this

[@jospehpenn3033]

Ah yes in the early 2000s we can transfer thoughts from our brain onto our computer 😊

[@poposterous236]

"It's Madame-in' time!" -Madame Web 2024

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

Argyle vs madam web is a tough call

[@Heirllionaire]

My man recounted himself into a damn near anxiety attack talking about this film. Never seen that before

[@kennedy0tm]

Jake: One of the most incredible masterpieces

[@michaelbartley7123]

you 2 are really cute together

[@andrethevirgin]

The reason Cassie was able to go to the Amazon is because the villain is extraordinarily incompetent. The police or government at large don’t have Cassie’s identity. There’s no warrant for her arrest. She’s pretty much anonymous. And although the villain does know exactly who she is and that she is protecting the girls, he actively chooses not to pursue her because he only cares about the girls. This is very dumb of him but clearly explained in the movie.

[@moondog548]

Yeah. Totally.

[@drewmur]

This movie is just a trailer for movies that may come out at some point but probably won't

[@MotiviqueStudio]

The movie is utter nonsense... the plot ate itself.