Let’s be real: Angry Joe’s Madden reviews are quite literally the *only* positive about the Madden franchise these days.
@tuomaslouhisalo2863 ай бұрын
And the fact that EA pays it's workers salary.
@Jeez0013 ай бұрын
There are not that game developers working on Madden its mostly project manager, product managers, designers 😂
@CantRead13 ай бұрын
Pretty much. Whenever a Madden comes out the first thing I think about his annual rage that Joe does towards the series.
@simonmagid42053 ай бұрын
Ouch, MrAliex. That's mean. But true.
@superchickenlips13 ай бұрын
Full disclosure; IDGAF about Madden game, I come to see AJ get apoplectic.
@damirmethadzovic32543 ай бұрын
Joe put more effort into this video than EA does into making Madden games.
@MrHeylookitsme3 ай бұрын
Did he, though? Basically what EA does with Madden. Say the same shit, just with different words 😂
@Thatfantasyfootballchick3 ай бұрын
He really could,have posted last year’s video with a roster update and done the same as madden
@TheSuperSmashBros013 ай бұрын
Tells you how much Joe cares for his work.
@mediademon903 ай бұрын
@@Thatfantasyfootballchick I said it few years ago there is no point doing a full review of the Madden and Fifa until it really matter since its the same shit every single time. Aj should just give everyone a 1 minute review with a poster saying same shit nothing to see here we update when they got something.
@2024ty3 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂
@icrashout3 ай бұрын
Madden is so bad that Angry Joe's Madden angry reviews became a KZbin holiday lmao
@briancolvin7613 ай бұрын
I love it lmao
@TaliaIGhul3 ай бұрын
Literally the only thing good about that game franchise. lol
@Morgan-ed2cb3 ай бұрын
I saw it and thought the same thing!!!
@REXae863 ай бұрын
It's even on trending 😆
@lucasmackey28083 ай бұрын
This really proves that the developers who make these games just sit around and do nothing all year
@Klarpimier2 ай бұрын
26:00 a tackle has three stages: - before the tackle - the tackle - after the tackle 🤯
@LUX7112 ай бұрын
They know people that buy this trash every year are braindead consumers. So they can say something like this & it flies above all the smoothbrains’ heads. EA knows these people just want to buy as many loot boxes full of pictures of men as possible they will buy anything♿️🤡
@RVered2 ай бұрын
Madden 26: ShakeTech A pre-game handshake has three stages: -reaching for the shake -the shake -retracting from the shake
@se7883612 күн бұрын
4 stages, the animation the game decides before the tackle, then the 3 you listed
@SwanyPlaysGames3 ай бұрын
I stopped buying Madden like 10+ years ago. I just watch these reviews every year and save my money. I miss Madden, but I'm not going to pay $70 for a game that is worse than the one I bought in 2012.
@TheSpeedfoever3 ай бұрын
You should buy it
@toyomoma.68413 ай бұрын
Last madden I played was 12 After that .. life's been good
@jgbcreations93683 ай бұрын
Dude the last Madden game I played was 20 and that shit was on a sale around playoff time. The last NEW Madden I played was Madden 15 and I'd rather play that again then THIS.
@DragonflyJones-13 ай бұрын
Same the last one I played I think it was with Ray Lewis on the cover. NFL 2k was way better than madden.
@chaseparker19933 ай бұрын
This year they added a good amount of features into the game, but its still a 5/10
@predetor9113 ай бұрын
Things I look forward to every year: 1. Christmas 2. My birthday 3. Joe’s angry review of Madden.
@numbjuhnu3 ай бұрын
Same here, except Joe's Madden review is number 1.
@KThangFastLife3 ай бұрын
Same
@Abo8na33 ай бұрын
no top 10 worst / dissapointing or best games ? cmon man
@ZeeNastee3 ай бұрын
Worst game list too
@-PVL93-3 ай бұрын
Softdrinktv too!
@nowaaaaaaayyy3 ай бұрын
The 10% transaction fee on fake money while trading fake cards should tell you everything you need to know about EA Madden.
@jamesp13893 ай бұрын
Bruh 10 percent wtf
@nowaaaaaaayyy3 ай бұрын
Quite literally one of the scummiest things I've seen from a Company. EA doesn't gain anything from this tax aside from maybe the customer might be forced to buy more currency.
@LTV7463 ай бұрын
…wow that’s beyond evil. ARE THEY GOING TO START CHARGING PUBLIC HOLIDAY RATES?!
@nicklasveva3 ай бұрын
It's to prevent people from pumping and dumping. It makes sure that you can't earn money by not playing the game. If the fee was zero, people would just be buying cards and selling them for a few credits more instead of playing to get money. Of course this also benefits EA, but regulating a stock market is absolutely necessary. Oh, and if you're wondering. I have never been a real EA sports player. Because all the games are the exact same. I would honestly rather play fifa 08 than the new ones.
@THERM0KING3 ай бұрын
This has to be looked on… it almost feels illegal
@kyoai3 ай бұрын
Dr. Evil at EA : "Why spend billions when we can spend.... millions?"
@AmericanMarky3 ай бұрын
Seven Deadly Sins: 1. Do a copy and paste job every year 2. Make a mode based on gambling 3. Remove features and add them back in later. 4. Refuse to update your game engine after 10 years 5. Charge 120 dollars for a special edition. 6. Disrespect the name of a respected person. 7. Play Madden
@citizen30003 ай бұрын
You should have got “add a gimmick new ‘tech’ feature” that does little to nothing.
@bricktop.3 ай бұрын
Also number 7 : insert any EA sports title. Literally any.
@Sentinel_White3 ай бұрын
You forgot one. .4 fucking Hours!!!!
@Dullsonic33 ай бұрын
The gamblecore meme flashed in my mind when you mentioned that.
@TheThinkingMansTemplar3 ай бұрын
Add 2k25 into that
@EddieJorgeDrummer3 ай бұрын
This is Angry Joe WrestleMania, his World Series, his Super Bowl. The damn Madden Review
@thema19983 ай бұрын
That's actually pretty accurate! 😆👍
@maxmaier70233 ай бұрын
00:48 Angry Joe having more realistic physics than Madden 25 has to be a peak gamer moment
@Ominisphere3 ай бұрын
I knew someone was gonna post that Time Stamp. 😆
@joji_okami3 ай бұрын
That was kind of a hard fall, wasn't it?
@AlasNueveTres3 ай бұрын
He done fuck it up
@Ominisphere3 ай бұрын
@@AlasNueveTres 😆 need to go ahead and make that a meme or something.
@deoxysandmew21623 ай бұрын
He hit the stick too early like OJ did. 😎
@michaelhurd97993 ай бұрын
Removing voices from cutscenes is straight up BONKERS.
@williamyoung94012 ай бұрын
Because then EA would have to pay voice actors. And labor costs are a negative on earnings spreadsheets. Paying people real money (not EA coins) makes their brains cry. 😭
@garrettwilson96642 ай бұрын
@williamyoung9401 Voice actors are on strike. Probably has something to do with that. It's gonna impact a lot of stuff.
@williamyoung94012 ай бұрын
@@garrettwilson9664 That's probably true. But the voice actors wouldn't be striking if they were treated like human beings in the first place. The fault still lies with the billion-dollar corps.
@AcousticDuck9Ай бұрын
I honestly prefer it that way. I never cared for the voices
@raywiz11003 ай бұрын
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than Madden 24." Patrick: "Let me hear it." Spongebob: "Madden 25" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GigaChadDuPlessis3 ай бұрын
Clever😂
@daltonbolser51003 ай бұрын
i read this in patrick and spongebobs voice 😂😂😂
@Nightmarewrath3 ай бұрын
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, what I am now?" Patrick: "Ummm Stupid *(Madden 24.)* Spongebob: No, I'm *Madden* *25.* Patrick: What's the difference? Both: LOL.
@MegaMr463 ай бұрын
Angry Joe: That’s Enough!!!!
@DeadLight633 ай бұрын
Mans been waiting a long time to make this joke.
@davidg0703 ай бұрын
The second I heard Madden 25 came out my first thought wasn’t “Can’t wait to buy and play it” it was “Man I can’t wait for the Angry Joe review!”
@secondchance66033 ай бұрын
Same, never played any of them ever and no intention of doing so, came here for the rant.
@Greeneggsz3 ай бұрын
That was mine!
@jaythomas4683 ай бұрын
This has been me FOR YEARS now. I haven’t cared about Madden since the PS2 era ended.
@TheChampionofEnki3 ай бұрын
Yep, I went out and got snacks and weed just for this occasion. 😂
@Marcelis3 ай бұрын
@@TheChampionofEnkiso THATS what I’m smelling😂
@mattdeec35953 ай бұрын
Bro using that same madden streamer more and more every year is hilarious!! “Fuck me EA” 💀💀
@samuelclark16773 ай бұрын
I'm surprised that guy never made a video about being a puppet for Madden
@KomaValorina3 ай бұрын
Stockholm syndrome to EA meat riding
@Mr09013 ай бұрын
@@samuelclark1677 Perhaps EA is a constant revenue and would be risky to break trust for unknown profit 😂
@mag512843 ай бұрын
@@samuelclark1677 I'm sure he makes plenty of money off madden content
@logwundawg19703 ай бұрын
Dude makes millions off of madden content I don’t think he gives two shits if he’s in this video lmao
@EasygoingChip3 ай бұрын
The fact the Government goes after iPhone for a monopoly but not these game companies basically scamming and promoting gambling to underage kids too is crazy. WE could do something besides buy it but we still don’t😭😭
@snil43 ай бұрын
One of them sells more and is necessary to many people, and I don't think that many people have their life depended on virtual football.
@cheddarman3619Ай бұрын
@@snil4that is not the metric by which we decide what is and is not a monopoly
@blaketindle47033 ай бұрын
“A lot of people ask why? Why treat the customers this way? Why? Cause fuck’em that’s why!” - EA
@JM-fr5ge3 ай бұрын
“Now get the fuck out of my office”
@Longshanks16903 ай бұрын
@@JM-fr5geThat old EA games saying 😊
@vizioax23 ай бұрын
I mean it's been a winning strat
@Chillantro3 ай бұрын
"I am the manager"
@HookedonChronics3 ай бұрын
Hell yeah I suck toes....can I help you?
@keikomoriko85173 ай бұрын
So you’re telling me, I could pay $70 for a copy paste, unfinished game OR I could pay $60 for Black Myth Wukong? What a difficult decision 😂
@notiowegian3 ай бұрын
Different population plays Wukong vs. Madden. Madden is for madden competitive players, who might be a dwindling crowd but still spend hundreds if not thousands on the game. The fact they aren't making changes to the game tells me they are losing players and revenue but have calculated that the hardcore p2w guys are still very active.
@user-tl5bk9uv8x3 ай бұрын
@@notiowegianyou do know a lot of people play both right? Well not many people do now cause madden is so horrible. Too bad we won’t get a good madden game ever again I’ll be giving up once the nfl gives them an extension on the exclusive rights
@isseichang2693 ай бұрын
What's so hard to decide? Obviously buy madden
@ricardohoang84523 ай бұрын
@@isseichang269 found one madden kid
@notiowegian3 ай бұрын
@@user-tl5bk9uv8x The only people who still play madden are ultimate team addicts and teens who love football and are buying stuff with daddies money. Can't overlook that second part...ALOT of money spent on games is parents buying stupid kids stuff, not knowing how exploitative it is...madden is certainly exploiting a lot of non-adults to make their billions.
@Venialbartender3 ай бұрын
Problem is us 30 year olds aren't the target demographic. 18 years olds are. And 18 year olds don't know what Madden 2006 is . These "new " features are new. To kids. And when you grow up with fortnite and become an adult . Every gaming company is gonna cater to that . I feel like 10 years from now when these younger kids become KZbinrs . They'll complain when games aren't fortnite garbage . Oh no my game doesn't allow me to buy a battle pass and shit. Oh no . They don't have to upgrade shit cuz the demographic doesn't care or remember the good ole days when gaming was innovative and great
@happymask80423 ай бұрын
That's just depressing...
@Kairos_Akuma3 ай бұрын
Oh totally. Our Generations die out, and for the younger generations this slob will be the new normal. And we arent here anymore to remind people that this stuff isnt normal.
@CyraXFactor3 ай бұрын
You’re probably right. Failed parenting. We’re supposed to teach our children about value and quality. It’s irresponsible not to. Teach your children. Don’t let the world teach them. Show them the good times and good things. Show them why and what things are bad now. My parents did and I have always preferred older things, save for the rare exceptions that are genuinely better today. Unfortunately, most parents choose to turn a blind eye to the “little” things that end up shaping their children’s character, personality and moral compass.
@Venialbartender3 ай бұрын
@@CyraXFactor I'm a bartender and I had this woman tell me , she lets her kids all over the Internet cuz " their gonna do it anyways , so I just let them "
@dionstewart73943 ай бұрын
@Venialbartender I sure hope you cut her off after hearing that. 😂
@ChristopherAndersonPirate3 ай бұрын
Joe:”I f’ing hate this game” EA:”It’s ok, we’ll have a new one next year.”
@drewwilson50262 ай бұрын
😂 more like an old one for the new year
@troy76353 ай бұрын
That EA speech felt so real, I thought Alex used to work for EA 😅
@declansmyth19733 ай бұрын
The reactions were even more real. Braindead fans eating it up, and everyone else shrugging it off or falling asleep 😂
@shaingillet91543 ай бұрын
That's just really good marketing speech. I used to do it.
@FUJIIDEW3 ай бұрын
Honestly lmao just a bunch of nonsense
@awnaur0no9193 ай бұрын
alex channeling patrick bateman DUMMY hard in his delivery/inflections/mannerisms there lmao
@mattmanley71183 ай бұрын
I thought so too 😅😅😅😂😂
@ShiniJenkins3 ай бұрын
Let me guess, paused on 0:09. Microtransactions, the same bugs as the previous games, poor mechanics, and no new features. Lets see if I am right!
@ShiniJenkins3 ай бұрын
called it
@Vacuum_dad3 ай бұрын
Congratulations🎉
@deflategate12973 ай бұрын
Returning features no new ones lol
@py166673 ай бұрын
Watch at least until 0:57 to see AJ take a fall 😂
@poeticburrito3 ай бұрын
You honestly can't be surprised when you have fuckin +120$ for some FUCKIN cards
@glong40873 ай бұрын
They left the voice acting out so next year they can say they have a new feature "real voiced characters"
@williamyoung94012 ай бұрын
If the game was good, you might stop watching actual football. The NFL has advertisers to appease. 🤑
@leandromafe2 ай бұрын
I am 32. i have never played a Madden game in my life. Yet since 2009 I watch Angry Joe's reviews of the franchise. It's somehow become a part of my life, like a holiday. Incdredible.
@kumbi83683 ай бұрын
Ah yes. The annual Madden rant. Pull out your pop corn boys.
@MultiplexityGaming3 ай бұрын
time-honored tradition.
@JakeJMusic3 ай бұрын
was just looking for this yesterday.... now we enjoy lmaoo
@coruscant1003 ай бұрын
I'll grab an Olympic pool size tub of it. Enough for all of us.
@Stacksg4143 ай бұрын
Facts... I wait for it every year 😂😂
@TheHK_473 ай бұрын
It's up there with the worst games rant
@Underhownd3 ай бұрын
EA: Hooray! People are here to buy the annual Madden! People: Nah, bro. We're here to watch the annual anti-Madden rant.
@social_exe3 ай бұрын
Real
@Yusis-o7d3 ай бұрын
That intro skit with Alex's speech was so good! It's almost uncanny how well he's capturing that corporate vibe!
@GrandmasterArk3 ай бұрын
Other Joe also being the guy representing everyone in the sports game community while Angry Joe is not impressed at all by Alex’s press conference adds to that humor.
@kazekamiha3 ай бұрын
EA Sports: We Gave Up.
@Chris611363 ай бұрын
Until EA loses the exclusivity license, this will continue for another couple decades
@Čangrizavi_Cinik3 ай бұрын
The licence should be 5 yrs max.
@Chris611363 ай бұрын
@@Čangrizavi_CinikThe NFL will re-up the contract
@b1slee2673 ай бұрын
@@Chris61136for sure
@natecruz71143 ай бұрын
@@Chris61136 because they are also scam artists and the product they put on the field is trash. Just an advertisement billboard and commercial generator at this point.
@octavius96853 ай бұрын
NFL dont care, as long as the numbers are right on their end. I dont blame EA or the NFL. This shit lands on us as a community. Until the consumers STOP buying this shit, there's ZERO incentive for either the NFL or EA to change anything
@TheUnleetGamer3 ай бұрын
EA is the laziest, greediest, most unethical publisher in the industry.
@jackmehoff55413 ай бұрын
Ubisoft is up there too
@frostslicer73673 ай бұрын
These guys are greedy sure, got nothing on mobile gacha publishers and developers tho.
@TaliaIGhul3 ай бұрын
I was worried when I heard EA was gonna make Star Wars games.
@DragonHeart6133 ай бұрын
Ubisoft is arguably worst. Blizzard is up there as well ever since they were taken over by activision.
@Bodwaizer3 ай бұрын
Wrong! EA delivers exact product their customers pay for 🤣Get f*ed normies
@Guy1nthecorner6133 ай бұрын
These reviews gets longer every year by the time Madden 35 comes out we’ll have 4 hour Joseph Anderson video essays from Joe😂
@bricktop.3 ай бұрын
Joe's mind and body simply will not be able to take a 4 HR rant. It's well beyond the realms of human capabilities. He'll have a stroke round about the 2 HR mark
@0uttaS1TE3 ай бұрын
Don't you mean "FOOOOUUUUR! HOOOOUUUUURS!?"
@luispalacios84233 ай бұрын
@@bricktop. That's why we're going to have a part 1, part 2 and part 3; and every one of them will be 2 hours long
@numbersbubble3 ай бұрын
the witcher video will be 35 hours long
@Guy1nthecorner6133 ай бұрын
@@0uttaS1TE Ur a true fan😂 respect
@P2-D23 ай бұрын
I hope this helps you, Joe and the AJS team with the blood, sweat and tears you've put into all these years of pure unadulterated ANGER with MADDEN!!! I will continue to a buy a copy of Madden only once every 5 years from a bargain bin. Thank you guys and keep your heads up, NFL season starts next Thursday!
Ecotechnology... Buying our game will help the environment.
@DeathCluntch3 ай бұрын
Madden 26: Ironsense
@mattpino2753 ай бұрын
Field dense
@Signerdragon1233 ай бұрын
What's next year's? D**ktech?
@Jack100163 ай бұрын
I love how Joe credited MMG in the description after using his videos to cook him for an hour 💀
@DogeickBateman3 ай бұрын
Polite version of dissing
@LTV7463 ай бұрын
They’re both content creators. Should be allowed to parody and credit the person.
@horsethi3fАй бұрын
His videos have a lot of editing, must've taken quite an effort. Guy deserves some credit.
@metaljay772 ай бұрын
It's amazing how much work goes into marketing for Madden. They may have gone through an entire thesaurus finding new words to say the same thing from every prior year. Hardest working guys in the building.
@KJ-je9pm3 ай бұрын
10% transaction fee for fake money is diabolical and very low. Wow.
@faded96213 ай бұрын
Idk much about Madden but for FIFA ultimate team there has always been a 5% tax on players that you sell since FIFA 13. So, this is nothing new. Im surprised it hasn't gotten higher.
@KJ-je9pm3 ай бұрын
@@faded9621 Doesn’t make it right though. Its fake money anyways
@DannyMorrs3 ай бұрын
@@faded9621 keep defending EA, I'm sure they love and care about you beyond your mindless purchase every year
@Delta979763 ай бұрын
Joe and Madden been beefin +15yrs… rivalry is more intense then Goku and Vegeta 💀
@absolutelyfookinnobody28433 ай бұрын
We all are beefin with madden, we the ones that want to buy the damn game
@REEK206NW3 ай бұрын
John Madden’s family needs to take there name off it. His football name is now know by generation for just a crap football game, and not the football legend he is. Tarnishing his legacy a little more every year
@loloman6663 ай бұрын
he’s dead and they get money
@2dat1152 ай бұрын
Too much money for a disgrace
@williamyoung94012 ай бұрын
"Their", but yes.
@samuelherrera23182 ай бұрын
If anything his own family probably waited for him to die just to collect checks....
@an0therdimensi0n992 ай бұрын
they are making it bad on purpose to virtue signal: screw white man. ***crowd goes silent***
@freakyteg2 ай бұрын
Honest question here, could we start a class action lawsuit based on false advertising?
@taylorwef23 ай бұрын
AJ tripping and falling in the first few minutes is the energy I love
@graphicsgod3 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
@cyberius63 ай бұрын
Alex being in his chair made it even funnier lmao
@juliofigueroa45053 ай бұрын
@@graphicsgod me too
@elujinpk3 ай бұрын
It's sad when Fantasy Football is more realistic than Madden.
@bigblue2073 ай бұрын
I always thought it would be so fun to be able to import your fantasy football league with live refreshes into Madden and play out your matchups or something. You’d think they could pull it off (if they weren’t EA) since they have the ESPN license and a lot of people use that for fantasy
@kevinnguyen43593 ай бұрын
"This is hit stick technology" "EA this is the 7th week you've brought hit stick technology to show and tell."
@Chuck_EL3 ай бұрын
21:05 Lost it at Joe raging and Alex laughing while the EA narrator is pitching "boom tech" 😂😂😂
@chosenWeapon3 ай бұрын
I thought 23 and 24 was bug loaded.. This game has more bugs than Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.. Bug Infested Scene.. Not until the NFL tells EA that they want open competition, or sell the Madden Rights.. its going to be a Bug loaded game.
@TimJohnson-k8f5 күн бұрын
This has to be one of the lamest comments I've ever read
@adamlarussa52433 ай бұрын
Let's all be honest about Madden. All you're really buying, is this years roster updates. That's it. You're spending 60+ dollars to have an updated roster. That's literally it.
@Elijah-NUMetal-IsMyWife-Boyd3 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, this country is too complacently fucking stupid to break the damn cycle…
@b.e.r.nnetwork82513 ай бұрын
And different music
@Marine5D3 ай бұрын
Nothing that couldn't be done by a simple small and cheap DLC, but we all know that is not the objective..
@Thunderalpacka2233 ай бұрын
Nah, not buying for any reason. Been playing the PS4 version of Madden 22 since it came out. I just download draft rosters that have the newer players in them. There's literally no reason why to buy the new ones anymore. Fuck EA and you shouldn't buy into their bullshit.
@wheresthegrillcheese2 ай бұрын
@@b.e.r.nnetwork8251*different shitty music
@travishsw3 ай бұрын
EA Sports!! It’s the same old same old!!
@true_gamer393 ай бұрын
Lol😅 that should be Thier new thing
@graphicsgod3 ай бұрын
EA SPORTS.. it's not in the game, and is the same old game you've played before! And it's half assed and broken. Hmm.. too wordy.. How about "EA SPORTS, give me all your money again you pay pigs!!"
@cl47093 ай бұрын
Even worse than the same old, it’s actively WORSE than older games and has less content
@POTUS_Camacho3 ай бұрын
E-A Sports, it's f*ckin' lame!
@jonathancurtis51223 ай бұрын
EA SPORTS, WERE FUCKING GAY!
@Chris611363 ай бұрын
Take me back to the days when we had competition across the board. NFL Gameday, NFL2K , NFL Blitz and even NFL Street. Back when these franchises existed nothing came close to Madden. They drove Madden to be innovative. Sadly the glory years of the PS2 will never return until they loose the exclusivity license or another publisher takes on the mantle.
@NicholasCampbell-c8y2 ай бұрын
Man NFL street takes me back those were the days...
@TheLuckyShepherdАй бұрын
NFL2k5 is still as good or better than any Madden. There's people still playing with updated rosters lol. I finally stopped in 2013 because all (no joke) 25-30 discs had some kind of scratch and I finally gave up. At one point I was buying as many as the GameStop had for $1 each. 😂
@dla_9152 ай бұрын
If everyone who stated they hated it didn’t give EA another 60$ every year, they would be forced to improve. The real problem lies with the consumer and the degradation of its back bone.
@M3CC411Z2 ай бұрын
Age difference
@perciusmandate3 ай бұрын
EA is the worst thing to happen to video games. In a just world, they'd be chopped to bits by the antitrust laws our legal systems seems to have forgotten exist. EA Sports: It's the ONLY game.
@JacobPaul-ix7oc3 ай бұрын
Point 20 of the Rothschild 25 Point Plan (Written in 1773, three years before the US was "born") 20. Ultimate world government is the goal. It will be necessary to establish huge monopolies, so even the largest fortunes of the Goyim will depend on us to such an extent that they will go to the bottom together with the credit of their governments on the day after the great political smash.” That ties in to point 13 of the plan--- 13. Make the masses believe they had been the prey of criminals. Then restore order to appear as the saviors. Make the masses believe they have been the prey of American Capitalist criminals, destroy the United States, appear as the saviors. (Or rather, make the masses believe they have been the prey of Fascist, Capitalist America, destroy the US, then appear as the saviors. You'll understand this after DJT has been reinstalled and revolution against Liberals takes place.) Point 25, just in case you may be interested. 25 Twist national and international laws into a contradiction which first masks the law and afterwards hides it altogether. Substitute arbitration for law."
@ninochaosdrache31893 ай бұрын
Why? They do nothing illegal. And Take2 and Activision are far worse than EA.
@atumless96963 ай бұрын
You’re actually cooking. Madden is THE WORST THING to happen to video games. Madden Ultimate Team came out in 2011, now idk about you, but I don’t remember loot boxes in every shooter or digital packs in every sports game before that year. DLC used to be for the most part worth it, map packs and additional game modes or extended campaigns. You used to be able to unlock new cosmetics in games instead of having to buy it separately which made games more exciting and meaningful to play imo. Other companies saw EA raking in cash with their greed and jumped on board “EA Sports, it’s in the Ultimate Team packs”
@Chuck_EL3 ай бұрын
@@atumless9696 I play NBA 2k24 and MLB the show 24 only offline and I binge play both for hours, in both franchises you literally have to scout, draft and pick the right staff to win it you'll lose players get worse and you end up losing Star players in free agency It makes the games playable to the point I don't even get the newest editions or wait til each season is going to the post season MLB the show's depth in scouting is the best in sports gaming And in both they give you details like what player does well against right handed or left handed pitchers, how a player's skills change depending on home or away games, wind and weather And the NBA 2k24 actually has pre game and post game interviews with actual coaches and players with Alie and David Aldridge doing the pre and post game shows even bringing up stats or how a player does in the fourth quarter or plays against zone or full court defense And both games don't make anywhere near what Madden does yearly
@lordkardok6663 ай бұрын
@@atumless9696Actually, it was FIFA that started it all. I believe specifically FIFA 09, I was trying to find the source and it all started there.
@DarkKnightofAnime3 ай бұрын
You know at this point I’m actually surprised Joe still managed to make an hour long video, I thought Madden 24 was the absolute last straw for him from how beaten down and defeated he felt after that review
@David-nd4to3 ай бұрын
these reviews are money to him, aint no stopping
@ryanl37223 ай бұрын
@@David-nd4to this. i think these do amazing every year theyll have to do them till theyre 90
@JerseyGrove19953 ай бұрын
@@David-nd4toProbably gets people to subscribe to the channel also.
@alexdeghost27293 ай бұрын
@@ryanl3722Also he genuinely hates this game so much 😂
@SuperPeterok3 ай бұрын
Madden Jesus
@Ace57_3 ай бұрын
We need a "Fuck you, give me money" t shirt
@Glitchy19883 ай бұрын
Yes! A million times yes. That shirt would go hard a fuck.
@graphicsgod3 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@jonm43243 ай бұрын
I'd buy that!
@nathanielmarks48722 ай бұрын
If Angry joe does have that shirt next time EA has a presentation of Madden 26 someone should were that shirt to that event 😄
@WarLord6452 ай бұрын
AngryJoe and SoftDrinkTV become my favorite channels every year when Madden gets released 😂😂😂
@kaylemain20063 ай бұрын
This is a honored tradition amongst gamers, to gather together all cozy around this review every year and watch Joe deservedly blast this game and EA.
@p0llk4t073 ай бұрын
See you next year!
@Whydoweneedhandles4273 ай бұрын
@@p0llk4t07😔
@virgil72723 ай бұрын
We went through almost all of Tom Brady's entire career since the last time Madden was good. NFL needs to ditch EA.
@SaraphDarklaw3 ай бұрын
They only respond to money and normies still spend billions on this.
@wilbo_baggins3 ай бұрын
Pity they won't because mut is like smoking
@HemiJB913 ай бұрын
Never will happen. There partnership is worth 1.5 billion..they will just keep striking new contracts.
@FortressofShred3 ай бұрын
They won't until Madden simps stop buying this shit
@or10nsharkfin3 ай бұрын
NFL is just as down bad for making money as EA is and as long as they have drooling sim Football gaming fans willing to pay millions upon millions of dollars every year they will never break their contract.
@AfricanH3ro3 ай бұрын
Shame we can't go back to the 00's when there was multiple NBA/NFL games competing for our dollars
@TwilightAnarchy3 ай бұрын
Now it's only one cornering the market on both, thank heavens for emulators
@alectateformayor51293 ай бұрын
There is smaller creator going to start making one without real taams, but can easily just not it in.
@Sbcmlg282473 ай бұрын
@@TwilightAnarchyDifference is 2k doesn’t have exclusivity rights over the NBA. Other companies can make an NBA game if they wanted to but no one except EA can make NFL games.
@DarkJJ13948Ай бұрын
Few things are always consistent in the world, death, taxes, some variation of Wolverine in any installment of the X-Men, and Angey Joe making a Madden review
@YeahMiK33 ай бұрын
Yearly Madden rant it’s like Christmas Day! 😂🔥🔥
@davidkymdell4523 ай бұрын
There were some parts of Alex's monologue where he sounded like Patrick Bateman talking about his skin care routine 😂
@wutang4ever833 ай бұрын
“You have to get naked with coach, in order to build the trust!” 😂😂😂😂
@JM-fr5ge3 ай бұрын
It’s actually required to do so at penn state
@fenixblade63693 ай бұрын
That’s next year madden 26 new features lol 😂
@JayTeeAyy3 ай бұрын
EA Sports! “It’s A Fuckin Pain!”
@dis69003 ай бұрын
The Frostbite engine is what's holding Madden and NCAA back. It's not meant for sports with real physics and tackling. Screw cheapskate EA!
@fake_hugo4043 ай бұрын
yeah 100% right. The engine was not even made by EA. It was developed by original DICE's devs. They made Battlefield with it. Go look at Battlefield 1 and bf5. The engine is made for destruction physics, special effects, and immersive graphics. EA is just too cheap to create an actual functioning engine made specifically to create sport games.
@joshlewis5753 ай бұрын
@fake_hugo404 I know nothing of the process but with all the NFL game footage and data they track plus all the motion capture ea has done for 2 plus decades I can't imagine it'd be that difficult. My nephew always wants to play whenever I see him the way people run looks worse than when I stopped buying it in like 09. Can't stand the movement on the modern games
@jaywerner84153 ай бұрын
I know, Why are they using the SAME ENGINE they use to make Battlefield on a SPORTS GAME?! A sports game needs a REAL "simulation" Engine. THE SORCE ENGINE.... wait they on Sorce 2 now, THE SORCE 2 ENGINE would make a better Football game.
@mahiru20ten3 ай бұрын
@@jaywerner8415 I don't think we've seen any sports games on Source 2, or even the original Source.
@Juzimaster3 ай бұрын
@@mahiru20ten There are few sports games made on Source engine. IOSoccer is one example.
@hunterellis89863 ай бұрын
Him: F*** ME EA! EA: 👍
@John-li6sk3 ай бұрын
😂
@williamyoung94012 ай бұрын
That's a meme now. 🤣
@nathanielmarks48722 ай бұрын
🤮😄
@30aragon3 ай бұрын
Why would EA be ashamed if their bank account is full of money every year? People should be ashamed of themselves for buying this crap every year.
@TowDow33 ай бұрын
BINGO! why does this clown even bother doing a review? he should skip for like 5 years but joe needs the money. same reason he buys 2k every fucking year LOL
@marioramirez67412 ай бұрын
Cant stop the sheeple
@marcusstewart41412 ай бұрын
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
@brianjones68872 ай бұрын
Your right. I did. STUPID ME!!!!!!!
@RRRRRRRRR332 ай бұрын
That's the thing, these people need help. The government is obligated to regulate addictive stuff to keep people civilized, even sugar is regulated nowadays, yet, you see online betting, Roblox, EA selling digital cards, etc.. this is vile, companies targeting the mentally vulnerable + children. Madden 25 is rated E for everyone, this is absurd
@henrychinaski3 ай бұрын
How? NFL fans buy the game annually. Same with FIFA football fans. They vote with their dollars. If you want the games to get better, stop buying it.
@JohnDoodle692 ай бұрын
These mouth breathers wont quit buying it 🤣
@bw77543 ай бұрын
Christmas came early folks, it’s madden review time 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
@bryanzawlocki3 ай бұрын
How has EA not caught a massive lawsuit for the years of continued marketing & consumer fraud?
@g00gleisgayerthanaids563 ай бұрын
Who has the legal team that can fight the billion dollar company???
@VNBSlash3 ай бұрын
It's time someone turns them in! If every person can stop buying the game for one year we can win.
@chefsaliva53173 ай бұрын
No one is forcing you to buy this game shut up!
@JOE_THE_ACCURSED3 ай бұрын
As an Englishman with absolutely no knowledge or interest in American football I can safely say that the yearly Madden review is my Superdish or whatever it's called.
@t8kabr8km853 ай бұрын
you could copy and paste every time madden is said in this video and replace it with FIFA/ EAFC and it would basically fit.
@hellcatsaymeow20953 ай бұрын
superdish is hilarious
@Ser-Smiley3 ай бұрын
"Superdish" lmao. I love it. 😂
@Sally551003 ай бұрын
I’ll put a franchise team in London just for you bro 🫶
@blueshky3 ай бұрын
Me too! It's my version of the Winner's Soccer Team League where they all play each other in some sort of tournament.
@demot-productions33213 ай бұрын
EAs advertising in a few years “Madden, we haven’t updated it this year at all but you’re going to buy it because you don’t have another choice”
@Kowkarot3 ай бұрын
"Your college career has 0 impact" EA is starting to copy real life.
@williamyoung94012 ай бұрын
HA! Right? 😅
@oheldenring6937Ай бұрын
J Daniels??
@bun223Ай бұрын
Bwahahahaha! 😂😂😂
@Shikomu3 ай бұрын
The speech Alex did was so funny. Sounds like ChatGPT wrote it
@justinjay32833 ай бұрын
Its a Yearly Tradition to watch this review. 💀
@loganslaughenhoupt53472 ай бұрын
Another big thing, me and my friends would sometimes do player franchises where we each choose a rookie and play through their whole career in a franchise together. But in this madden they removed the feature.
@DaMindcraft3 ай бұрын
The Madden Reviews feel like a KZbin Holiday 😂
@MurdocIsASaint3 ай бұрын
Death, taxes, and an angry Madden review
@John_Locke_1083 ай бұрын
Yup. Been looking forward to this ever since the game was announced. Because we all knew it would be crap regardless of how the trailer looked.
@duden22173 ай бұрын
The amount of corporate buzzword speak Alex crammed into that presentation is pretty impressive. It was so convincing, I'm going to buy the deluxe edition twice!
@andrewz69863 ай бұрын
He did such a good job I felt my soul wither more and more the longer he spoke
@Axterix133 ай бұрын
My favorite bit is the use of "fiscal year" rather than "this year" or the like. It nicely highlights that only the revenue stream matters.
@yadig35032 ай бұрын
43:06 They show the running backs stats as receptions and yards and the receivers stats as rushing attempts and yards when it obviously should be vice-versa 😂
@caeert29623 ай бұрын
Angry Joe Madden Review?! "It's the most wonderful time of the year..."
@chappy92453 ай бұрын
The 7ft, 0 pound female head coach had me laughing so hard 😂🤣 “it’s too windy, she’ll blow away” lmao! Love these yearly reviews. They never disappoint.
@RVered3 ай бұрын
Don't do short Madden reviews; pent-up rage isn't good for your health and must be released!
@graphicsgod3 ай бұрын
Neither is really long ones too! His heart can't take any more shitty Madden games!! Sooner or later his heart will be broken beyond repair.. EA is trying to kill our boy.
@jonathancurtis51223 ай бұрын
I just released it on your momma
@RVered3 ай бұрын
@@graphicsgod But Maddens won't stop coming out, so the rage won't subside. Therefore, an outlet is necessary.
@MonarchTerp3 ай бұрын
49:45 🤣🤣 literal tears at Joe's NFL Draft voice over😂😂
@TheCloudCreation3 ай бұрын
I cannot comprehend how millions of people buy these sports games every single year and it's either EXACTLY the same game or an even worse version of the previous game.
@TheDozin13 ай бұрын
Low IQ
@wilbo_baggins3 ай бұрын
@@TheCloudCreation there isn't competition and people are stupid and lap it up and happily pay billions for stupid cards.
@Bustaperizm3 ай бұрын
It's for more: Control👈 and 👉 variety. 🤌
@extra45423 ай бұрын
I legitimately think most hardcore gamers are dumb lol
@Misterfreezeable3 ай бұрын
I bought the game myself, even though I know it's a lazy sequel. I normally subscribe to EA Play, but I enjoyed the ten hour trial, so I bought it. I regretted it afterwards, but I'm thinking about making a series based on a team builder team. If you're able to hold off, thumbs up to you 👍👍
@Dinyu013 ай бұрын
'Everyone gets sucked off on the field' - Angry Joe, 2024
@Phoenixon72 ай бұрын
Ah now there's a sport to watch
@RonnieManTV3 ай бұрын
These annual angry joe madden reviews got me to stop buying Madden for 3+ years now and I’m so grateful to you guys for that
@kazmndb3 ай бұрын
I play 10 hours for free via ea plus being part of game pass and then im done until the next year 🤣💀
@RonnieManTV3 ай бұрын
@@kazmndb lmao my cousin be doing that same ish 🤣
@tonyc31422 ай бұрын
No joke me and my friend have been playing Madden 05 in my PS2, it has almost every historical team as well as all star unlocked with out playing the main game just vs. some of the most fun I have had with Madden, I had to go back 20 years is crazy. 😂
@dudeeebackout62793 ай бұрын
That "Fuck Me EA" clip always makes me laugh like a little kid lmfao
@ibapreppie3 ай бұрын
Don't forget the No huddle where both teams magically appear on the line of scrimmage. At least CFB 25 the players run to the line of scrimmage on a no huddle.
@godmisfortunatechild3 ай бұрын
These annual madden reviews are an important tradition now for the gaming community.
@durfeecoach13 ай бұрын
The annual madden meltdown is actually becoming a joyful tradition.
@Chro0ne3 ай бұрын
I'm brazilian. I don't know squat about american football, but Joe's madden review is a canonic event in my year.
@BabezNew3 ай бұрын
If Movie Trailers Can Be Sued For False Advertising. How Has EA Not Been Sued?
@samuelbell91063 ай бұрын
Because it's easier for EA to trick people into thinking they made a game than it is to convince people they've been tricked into buying a downgraded version of what they bought last year.
@nathanielmarks48722 ай бұрын
I dont know how companies get away with false advertising in general
@bennythargrave3 ай бұрын
2013: Hey Joe, wanna play a Madden game? 2024: Hey Joe, wanna play a Madden game? 😈
@ironpanther6893 ай бұрын
48:57 the only time you are seeing the cowboys in the Super Bowl 😂😂😂
@chrislaurent11373 ай бұрын
The day a Madden game becomes good is the day Joe retires from KZbin
@jackkatz86043 ай бұрын
So, never?
@GigaChadDuPlessis3 ай бұрын
Until the NFL stops giving exclusivity to EA thatll never happen.. madden gets away with this because theres 0 competition that they need to beat out.. and now with CFB 25. EA has figured out they can sell madden twice a year now
@graphicsgod3 ай бұрын
And when pigs can fly..
@chrislaurent11373 ай бұрын
@@GigaChadDuPlessis They're like the DMV of games
@nishanthdamera76253 ай бұрын
EA always uses buzzwords to make minor adjustments brand new features. It will be something like “Adaptive catch tracking” and the change will just be a new animation
@SixEighthOfficial3 ай бұрын
5:30 This mf just rose up like the undertaker 😂😭
@UncleDolph3 ай бұрын
Lmaooooooo
@imArcheRR3 ай бұрын
I already know there's a lot of shouting in this
@DonWan473 ай бұрын
Guaranteed
@eezzyyyplays3 ай бұрын
27:45 literally blew my fucking eardrum
@Whistler1123 ай бұрын
Kids don't understand what "literally" means anymore.
@ShoOterEhce113 ай бұрын
1 hour 22 mins, here we go, get the snacks ready
@leorojas63903 ай бұрын
Time to order some McDonald's lol
@michaelgunnels96943 ай бұрын
Basically all of this together gives lord of the rings trilogy a run for its money
@Takoyaki2Go773 ай бұрын
This is the type of franchise you buy once for $5 at a gamestop bargain bin..
@graphicsgod3 ай бұрын
I'd rather spend that at Subway.. FOOTLONG baby!!
@Fireslanga13 ай бұрын
@@graphicsgod 5 won't get u anything at subway anymore
@Sky_Blaze3 ай бұрын
Won't spend that
@dickensanthony3 ай бұрын
@@Fireslanga1A cookie and a large drink 🙏🏾
@graphicsgod3 ай бұрын
@@Fireslanga1 I use the app and my points! I can get a sub for cheap! Same as McDonald's, I can get $30 worth of crap for $10 using the app! I regret it later, but at least I didn't pay full price.
@MC-CFC3 ай бұрын
Love that guy you keep using for the clips 😂😂😂 he sums up madden KZbinrs
@tubey843 ай бұрын
That MMG guy... I honestly couldn't live with myself if I were him. Imagine having that little integrity, being able to fool people into parting with their money, having no shame whatsoever.
@thefruch75883 ай бұрын
Fooling kids too to get them to pay more with their parents credit card and gamble on cards
@prossnip423 ай бұрын
That's capitalism baby...integrity goes out the window in place of selling a product
@ChrisWooton233 ай бұрын
Not many people on this Earth that make me wanna eat my shoe and spit it at the screen. He's one of them.
@iAmKoKash3 ай бұрын
Probably why he have to take anti-depressives every night.
@TIMxisxHERE3 ай бұрын
@@thefruch7588 Yeah my main issue is that people like that often target a much younger audience as well. It's so disgusting.