Mafia 3 quality control

[@genericguy_]

Those aren't bugs, its just how the 60's were..

[@OctoberRust99x9]

All the acid they did back then made it like that 😂

[@polyhedron3010]

its how mafia works

[@farrypro]

😂

[@user-pt3df8ch9n]

Yeah my grandpa said he fell though the earth many times back when he was a kid

[@SOLIDSNAKE-ns7pm]

@@user-pt3df8ch9n were the mirrors also weird ?

[@GreenHandMovies]

never seen a laggy mirror in a video game, that's truly amazing

[@isaacster5027]

Apparently mirrors are pretty hard to program tho so I don't really blame them

[@crazytracey2405]

@@isaacster5027 if you cant programm them, then dont put them in. Also, Mafia 2 had funcionting mirrors...

[@gamerwind4306]

@@isaacster5027 Lol GTA SA has working mirrors and that game came out years ago

[@isaacster5027]

@@gamerwind4306 yeah exactly lmao what a good game

[@PolishGod1234]

@@isaacster5027 you mean : Masterpiece

[@TheNOTchosen1]

so this is what the 1960's was like

[@user-ez05ob0WqQ]

is the cold war that makes weather weird, and mirror didn't even reflecting the truth, hitting the grass like hitting the glass, and aliens keep testing teleport on a black guy, these are hard times isn't it

[@26adex]

Jizanthapus Thankfully god decided to install few patches on our world and now you don't have to worry about falling under ground, and weather is more diverse and is changing a little bit slower. And people are no longer walking pn water. Before some people were using glitches to prove that they descended from heavens. Jesus (and Mohammad, and few other guys that were exploiting bugs) even created whole religion just by abusing walking on water, and item duplication glitches. Thank god we are patched now.

[@Everik-ct6pg]

This story actually takes place in Russia. That's why there's a huge shadow everywhere, it's the Iron Curtain

[@bryanvallejo2584]

Yeah mirrors like that back in the day were the best ahhhhhh nostalgia

[@yunuskarakaya5039]

Jizanthapus I knew that I was wrong generation damn

[@Afiqq-of2ol]

2:27 *burns 3 people alive* Guard: "I spotted something."

[@seattlebeast6165]

Lmao

[@generalgrievous9947]

Bethesda be like

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Must've been the wind...

[@Sam60420]

Lmao

[@birdbill888]

“Must’ve been my imagination”

[@avergaston7304]

It's has so many bugs that Ubisoft is going to sue for copyright infringement

[@dad8622]

Abel Mauricio That's hilarious

[@Syuss4]

They'd have to get in line. Bethesda open world games are relentless when it comes to glitches.

[@lore.1000]

Apple Crumble Glitches sure as hell are fun though

[@Basically_red]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@Gorden370]

U mean EA

[@caprimann87]

1:42 well duh, mirrors in the 60s weren't as fast as todays models, whaddoyuxpect

[@obviously1871]

but the people that were installed in it were also less than 8 MB so no excuses for lag.

[@towsif_8_128]

The good old days... today's mirrors can even run crysis

[@serra102]

@? Dumbass

[@rikovladimir8655]

@@serra102 seconded

[@GamingIncMasterTroll]

Tru

[@guguigugu]

nothing that a 50 GB patch cant fix

[@Enkabard]

Meanwhile, few years later, this game had 0 patches on pc. I cant play for 5 minutes before i see some bug/glitch. I envy ps4 players who got their game patched.

[@general_wanobi2973]

Enkabard im playing it on ps4 right now and am going through half the glitches shown in the video

[@hmmm413]

@@Enkabard wait pc hasn't gotten a single update for bugs lol?

[@Super-_-GameR]

@@general_wanobi2973 i had fun playing this game and had no glitches at all On ps4

[@devostripes5964]

The game was patched on PC, same as PS4 but it still have glitches (less than launch) that varies from user to user, even on PS4/One, game is average at best anyway

[@foxus-a113]

5:52 That guy went straight to the hogwartz

[@gagatai]

Dude. I nearly chocked myself from laughing too hard.

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

He noclipped to *The Backrooms*

[@musyrifo]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ ah shit here we go again

[@abdul.rawi215]

can you people go 5 minutes without referencing that shitty movie

[@tinkywinky6181]

Nice one Paz

[@hankscorpiouk]

How do we know life wasn't really like this back then?

[@TheCaptainnoU]

xD

[@aaronh678]

It's true I remember the stories of my Granddad running around a basketball court and falling through the floor and being able to see the City from underneath... @3:03

[@greatsupper]

When my dad was a kid he never knew what he looked like because mirrors didn't work yet

[@brunomorais6354]

Hahahah Best comment Here =D LMAO

[@fv2977]

Back then, some of the bugs of The Matrix still had to be ironed out.

[@arijit276]

4:36 Those are some good quality sturdy bushes from 1960s. Now you get the soft breakable variety that can be easily run over.

[@helmy7525]

Hehe good one man

[@grandhomme4183]

Probably Climat change.

[@emmquezade1213]

@@grandhomme4183 hahaha

[@seattlebeast6165]

Lmao

[@lain-ih6jj]

Damn millenials and their soft bushes

[@shmok3y]

5:03 Pretty reasonable reaction

[@maxlashchinskii5821]

smokey 3616 put 0.5 at this moment

[@towsif_8_128]

😂

[@Snarkythecat]

smokey 3616 dudes pulling a Wesker

[@safinasir6683]

What the hail

[@frtard]

You know your game's shit when even the NPCs complain about the bugs

[@ΕυθύμηςΣπαταλάς]

6:15 was so fucking funny. The dude shoves the key aggressively to the door hole and the door yells in pain

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

I'd like to think Lincoln just locked someone

[@stacklysm]

He stabbed the door

[@Ramsey276one]

5:01 he used the guy to do Voodoo on his partner! XD

[@Ramsey276one]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ O M G XD

[@Pearloryx]

The way he draws out his key has a knife shing sound effect lol

[@corleone75476]

There is a little game in your bug

[@philipmario9809]

underrated comment is underrated comment

[@fuckoff9182]

@@philipmario9809 dead meme is dead meme

[@Sieztt]

@@fuckoff9182 what?

[@mankyt]

@fuck off should fuck off

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

what

[@animasi.indonesia]

1 years ago : find bug in game Now : find game in the bug

[@zebruh2794]

cuma komen, this really long but if you like to read it, read it A little back story (read it if you want to): I love video-games since I was little. When I was young (5-6) the was that one night that I didn’t feel that tired and children shows were close at 6pm and open 4am, so I flick throw so channel and then I stop, it was a TV show. TV show were they would talk and explain the video-games, they talk about storyline, mechanics and setting, the best about this show was Gaming Tournaments, not only that but that was the day when I fell in love with video-games, the show was really late so sometime I wouldn’t sleep just to watch it and till that day I loved and still love video-games. (This is the part) In 2010 was the day when video games were becoming bad, they were full of glitches, bugs, the worst thing was storylines, contents, mechanics and controls, it was becoming a shit show (sorry for my french but it true) and not that but people (game designers) were more focused more on graphics then on the game’s storyline, mechanics and setting which caused really, really, really, bad gameplay for gamers, not only that but when I saw some video-games it was horrible and cringe af, I can give you lot of examples for bad games: battlefield, all franchise except bad company (which is the best game, do recommended) was and still are horrible, call of duty, don’t let me start with this, to much glitches and bugs, story repeats itself (and if that change pls tell), GTA 4-5, good graphics and content, love were they allowed us to choose but storyline and mechanics were bad (cops/police were the worst)ps I still prefer older GTA games, Halo, all the franchise, storyline is the same (every time), graphic didn’t that much, context is meh and controls are okay, I guess, and this monstrosity, Mafia 3, which I like to call ‘cursed video-game’ were the video-game is so awful that becomes a curse, every thing is bad about this game, the only thing is okay is the storyline but I wouldn’t say it amazing, it like they put zero effort in to the story and game (just like me in my exam papers) and there are some curse games that I would not mentioned here cause it comment is already long (cough, cough, Sherlock Homes game, cough, cough) but see you, the more people (game designers) follows this path they will be came hated and give the company bad name just like Todd Howard, he did great games but he followed this path (the lazy path that I like to call) and he become hated and who gamers blame, that right the company for letting him create the curse games, not only that but the newer gamers generation are so ducking stupid and will not play the older games which is sad because they will never feel the passion of the games, the best storylines and most importantly what I means to be a gamer, I know I sound like pre-teen child who is angry but that my opinion. Sorry for this long comment.

[@ZFanz]

@@zebruh2794 up

[@--_9623]

@@zebruh2794 Nice comment bro your "French" is just ok.

[@lightningbolt4419]

this came out 3 years ago

[@vaultboy6911]

@@zebruh2794 i don't think anyone read your comment but ok

[@IfJesusWoreAHat]

I've never seen real time reflections fucked up so badly.

[@limaecho2475]

"real time"

[@vintageseinfelddvd]

It's somehow worse than Watch_Dogs's hotel windows reflecting a direct close-up of a highway. This is just as disappointing as No Man's Sky, if not WORSE.

[@SMGJohn]

Doom 3 came out in 2004 and even that game had better real time reflections on the lowest setting......

[@mihkelv6487]

Programmers are fucking retards these days.

[@mihkelv6487]

***** GTA IV is far more complex yet works.

[@Ghaemi350z]

1:42, Imagine you walk into your restroom, turn the lights on , then as you look into the mirror, your fuckin reflection is turned away from you lmfao

[@intercoursehandguns851]

Would be a really good horror movie scene.

[@niconachozstudio1952]

I think it would be funny horror scene

[@theOriginalRudeDude]

It reminds me of that early 2000’s YT video of the little girl looking at the camera and her reflection doesn’t move with her.

[@john_smith_john]

i don't see the problem with 0:15. Of course if you were to launch into space you wouldn't be able to complete your mission.

[@SashaMasonVR]

That is the problem. You aren't supposed to just teleport into the sky like that.

[@lereff1382]

+The German Mason Did you hear that noise?

[@SashaMasonVR]

+Le Reff Not sure what "noise" you referr to. There is constantly some kind of sound playing and I don't see anything that seems out of place

[@lereff1382]

***** It was a "whoosh" sound... I swear I heard it when you posted your comment.

[@drstrangelove9525]

Le Reff I think that's notifications

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Mafia 3's protaganist might be a poltergeist or a psychic, which would explain the ex-CIA operative that only he talks with and all those animation glitches.

[@RiasatSalminSami]

Intergalactic Human Empire best comment

[@everton5205]

Nossa o jogo é muito bom eu gosto muito , mais tem muito bug

[@hanegawamidori4081]

It came to mind after the second to last clip, but what could apply to most of the fights was "This is what a Stand battle looks like to someone who can't see Stands".

[@mildorito3765]

Or if it was assassins creed

[@cristianoc.8335]

Same pic lmao.

[@night1hal1]

1:42 is the single most embarrassing thing I have ever seen in a video game. Ever. I mean that 100%.

[@Jigsaw2383]

even mario 64 simulates a mirror

[@s0ul0fwarri0r9]

i played Pokemon ported to android, even that game have a better reflections

[@night1hal1]

Not only that, even developers today who (somehow) can't manage to get reflections working just disable them completely, like Fallout 4, where the mirror is just a grey texture. This is just willing ignorance.

[@SergioSergio12345]

PlaystationboxU master race thing is, nowadays there are much more textures, polygons, and overall everything that must be rendered in a mirror But if you can't render a mirror, at least try to remove it or something Or in general just don't do anything THAT badly

[@sekory88]

haha duke nukem 3d have a better mirror reflection than mafia 3 xD

[@ersyadiaz]

1:35 the takedown was so brutal the girl's corpse can't even handle it.

[@korn6657]

Girl started running lmao

[@zip-creativestudio4692]

LMAO CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@armedwithwings3953]

Off I go

[@jonathanjojoo9518]

LMAOO

[@praszu]

Best bug scene ever

[@cr0647]

6:19 only 60’s kids will remember when their father’s cars just randomly started floating

[@qExAi5]

I remember that... The ol' times...

[@Yaban62]

Jeremias Gutierrez Stranger Things....

[@koenigsschwert2452]

No the doc parked his delorean there

[@mr_boofy3278]

Fucking boomer's

[@immrcontagious9096]

Logan Bos why do u keep on saying that

[@chdn]

4:48 finally a game that lets me experience what it's like to park my car in wet concrete

[@ChaiKarl]

You're tellin me you've never done that irl?

[@cornman-re5th]

Mmmm fresh concrete

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@Jukefox Forbidden drinks

[@brenankean147]

I don't know if you're the first to comment that but goddamn is it funny

[@towsif_8_128]

*Wet* con***

[@GroovyDominoes]

5:25 hes just training his parkour skills nothing wrong with that

[@focusproductionarts]

GroovyDominoes52 ahaha

[@naywahn]

He looks like he's training for Ninja Warrior...

[@justderp5713]

grinding agi is already a garbage enough stat, leave the man alone, crow!

[@Immagonko]

Mirror's Edge: Mafia edition

[@user-ff4pi9dc3g]

found you groovy

[@karmageddonb.4113]

4:09 i thought my PC crashed

[@tarkov.shorts821]

SAME! xD

[@nmate2955]

omg same

[@notfreeman6809]

*Look how they've massacred my boy*

[@Thisisahandle701]

You got likes

[@jozinek876]

"You develop games like my fuckin' grandmother, ya know that?"

[@Dabadi4834]

CONTACT

[@warriorgt7gr222]

Chill 95% of these bugs have been fixed

[@Dabadi4834]

warriorgt7 Gr *5%

[@viewmodel]

0:20 how insurance scammers think the world around them looks after running into cars

[@caprimann87]

u mean how they actually look 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@goodluck6948]

LMAO

[@Herman_Hedning]

USA in a nutshell

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Highlander34 lol

[@Felix-pax]

1:05 didn't know this game was so religious.

[@charlyrob7334]

That's more like some T-1000 shit right there.

[@ToddKeck98]

Not today, Satan

[@KmehmetA]

He is like jesus but more brutal and racist

[@comeoncarl5616]

**JESUS COP JESUS COP**

[@gamesps9562]

Dynamo magician.

[@luiscisnerosv]

4:26 You know the game is buggy, when you fall from a bridge right straight into the water, and out of the nowhere, a bunch of boats start a massive orgy

[@derbanmain1807]

420 likes. Perfect

[@Frostgiantbutsmall]

B O A T

[@twintyara6330]

Mhhh boat orgy 🥵

[@CYBERUS212]

Mafia 3's weather is more bipolar than a meth addict.

[@blackwolfgaming3087]

LOL!!!!

[@Gyrbae]

My Summer Car has better day night cycle and weather system, and that game was made by one guy.

[@jehovahissalvation4910]

What does meth addiction has to do with being bipolar?

[@bobbyboucher1855]

Jehovah is salvation stay up for almost 2 weeks straight and youll find out

[@jehovahissalvation4910]

Bobby Boucher it would be nicer if you explained what he said instead

[@JM1993951]

Bethesda secretly made Mafia 3. It was Todd Howard's passion project so he didn't slap the Besthesda name on it. He wanted to see if it could succeed on it own merits similar to how Stephen King's son goes by Joe Hill.

[@Tythecodeguy]

JM1993951 it just works

[@ZoeyTheSobble]

Ubisoft also helped with the mission programming and A.I.

[@pineappleracing6547]

@@ZoeyTheSobble and EA made the pricing and DLCs

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

Jesus came back and he's a cop.

[@elijahtheprophet2202]

FUCK_YOU_ALL Why thank you for the comment.

[@elijahtheprophet2202]

FUCK_YOU_ALL Why should I be ashamed of myself? I have a good life right now watching you type.

[@elijahtheprophet2202]

FUCK_YOU_ALL You know what I'm just gonna stop your contradicting yourself too much right now.

[@elijahtheprophet2202]

Jesus how old are you? you look immature in this comment thread right now.

[@elijahtheprophet2202]

FUCK_YOU_ALL Haha, the only bitch here is you, because you want more.

[@giygas_9577]

5:02 I love how the dude says what the hell as if he's reacting to suddenly getting glitched across the room. 😂

[@Ramsey276one]

Voodoo Stab! XD

[@Pearloryx]

4th wall break

[@cadaverz-]

he got shocked fr

[@x-rayofmyhand8875]

That's how Mafia works!

[@raylathemoonshadowelfassas1052]

A man of culture I see

[@yeenato80085]

Fuck, i only went here to say this :c

[@aaronzoom479]

Shut your face you mongaloid

[@hunkpapa5843]

I’ve yet to find this meme even remotely funny

[@alanfallavena]

I'mma make you pump like that

[@antimartyr09]

6:53 *WWE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@diamondofficial758]

Haha

[@heisenberg6293]

.

[@meg7664]

@BigDaddyTony16 no u

[@jazzandfunkequalsjunk179]

that guy sells well :D

[@jomo148]

Subscriber 101 no j

[@GrizzlyClawss]

Would rather buy Winrar

[@evsen75]

Fire Fly Hahahahah, that was so out of place, but it made my day! ))

[@luxel3365]

Winrar's way more worth than this. You even get to enter heaven

[@lxjoe96]

You don't have to buy winRAR?

[@MrJoseperez101]

lxjoe96 That's the joke

[@Chomakot]

Well technically you have to but winrar has unlimited free trial XD just those annoying pop ups that you can disable with regedit

[@xyouthe]

5:13 can we just talk about the horrendous weapon sound design? especially that sniper the dude on the othere side of the wall is shooting, it sounds like a futuristic railgun sniper

[@Felinal_19]

Cold war era laser sniper

[@gmm236]

What if Lincoln is just high as a kite the whole game and this is actually a great representation of the time period from 2K

[@Ceratosaur]

Gabriel Morgan-Munro, it'd make sense. I mean he probably took hippy herbs.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Gabriel Morgan-Munro That wouldn't shock me at all.

[@emm4249]

yeah that would make sense considering he's black

[@emm4249]

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

[@TheodoreCaesarMoseby]

Rule of thumb: 'Never buy a Triple A game on PC at release.'

[@haydenvoelker4914]

it's just as bad on console

[@Antiformed]

"Never pay more than $20 for a computer game."

[@FartMaster69]

"Never buy a triple A game" there I just saved you a ton of money and you'll never miss a good game.

[@Antiformed]

FartMaster69 Witcher 3 and Bloodborne and Mad Max were all AAA games and they were all great. Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.

[@FartMaster69]

Antiform Didn't buy any of those and I haven't regretted it.

[@callofdeadly3]

Well... 2016 has officially ruined my love for newer games, newer movies, aaaaaand newer everything.

[@av4d]

I'm sorry that your cynicism didn't kick in earlier.

[@kylelucien7632]

Don't worry, if u are American, you are having a new president.

[@Agesilas2]

+Kyle Lucien haha, so true xD

[@callofdeadly3]

Aron Drake It was alright, my favorite would have to have been 2 though, personally.

[@JagWarGaming]

Uncharted 4 has no replay value. Its a great rental. Nothing more. I beat Uncharted 1, and 2, a bunch of times. I have no desire to replay U4.

[@dntapringl8314]

0:20 Those damn insurance scammers.

[@Herman_Hedning]

USA in a nutshell

[@happygardevoir]

@@Herman_Hedning China and russia too XD

[@glitchy3908]

Better hope they had a dashcam

[@enzoperruccio]

BEST COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣

[@kvatchero]

"Ah huu augh"

[@M3L0619]

6:54 “Nothing personal kid”

[@someguy8951]

Just that generic takedown animations weren't part of our deal

[@ecco2ks]

Personnel* in context of the meme

[@weestliker7286]

Ping 999+ ms

[@ignashi7plays401]

Za wardo

[@ZygardeCruiser]

Insurance scam be like

[@JennyReads]

4:27 The falls in Grand theft auto vice city were more realistic.

[@AliBazz]

He falls like a rock and The physics in dis game are fucked

[@AliBazz]

@William Wykoff in gta 3 you can listen to 9 radio stations. In mafia 3 only 3

[@charlesd-wayne9449]

@Oliva Gina Not in Vice City

[@theworldisyours360]

Only there wans't much of a falls.

[@joaquingonzalez834]

just considering tommy cant swim tho

[@stanthedemon1263]

2:10 "time for you to play another hand and let me- *MOLOTOV!"*

[@ultraguy8771]

I laughed out loud at that part.

[@Pgo9ro]

"I spotted somethin'!"

[@minghee756]

Sounds like a flash game series called Henry stickmin series

[@kipperbill]

k. 'den where u wanna look?

[@hexanneeeeee]

*YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING*

[@alpsir7281]

3:04 When you're sleeping but then your body does that weird falling thing.

[@yeetmyskeet7005]

I hate that

[@staystrongisrael3547]

@@yeetmyskeet7005 I had that when I was little it was terrifying

[@intercoursehandguns851]

Not sure if you know but apparently it's your brain not being sure if you're dying (your heart rate slows to a point your brain is unsure of) or just super relaxed so it gives you a bit of a kickstart to check on you.

[@hamishwilson9787]

Why does our bodies do that?

[@стрелок-ч7р]

@@hamishwilson9787 survival instinct it was important back in the day but now it’s just annoying

[@ubelmensch]

This seems like a GTA made by Ubisoft

[@vladflaucher469]

Right on the money!

[@springsteenwow]

yeah i agree heath proof of that is this video

[@Lichelf]

Feels more like sleeping dogs made by ubisoft

[@iamdogman7444]

but wait...

[@mrsem6670]

Or gta made in unity

[@efeerbas2709]

*1960's:* There will be flying cars in future *Also 1960's:* 6:18

[@tanozturk6417]

Ben Cavsiri 0,2

[@therockcims4166]

Best comment

[@execute6200]

This is so original

[@towsif_8_128]

Made my day😂😂

[@kutlusson1112]

doğu yine ortalığı karıştırıyosun doğuuu

[@absurdrhino]

0:19 he's obviously faking it for the insurance

[@muscularmidget8132]

absurdrhino u know ur comment is legit when nobody dont even have to coment on youre comment.

[@turtleburger7480]

absurdrhino I

[@Whaterman1]

6:05 Me when I am told to dance

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

*"YEEESS HE'S ABOUT to dance..!"* -20 years ago

[@HimanshuSharma-xn6uc]

1k

[@Liquid_Ocelot1288]

💀🤣

[@soggybreadman4035]

Bro I don't know how to dance. I literally don't understand how to, in an capacity.

[@libertyisland6950]

Batman Arkham Nights be like:

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

Who on the team thought the mirror reflections were acceptable? Deus Ex 1 had better reflections than that, holy shit

[@REDxFROG]

even fake mirrors without a reflection are better than that. lol

[@Dreadjaws]

Duke Nukem 3D's reflections were better.

[@phobiuspt]

Freddy Ferguson Modern games are way harder to implement reflections, but come on... What is this shit lmfao

[@dstarr3]

Except GTA V didn't have proper reflections. At least in cars, which is the only time you really could use them.

[@dstarr3]

***** Cars mirrors literally reflect nothing. It's just a shiny texture.

[@DrHurricaneA115]

6:03 Should we do something? I don't know if we should. He's holding Billy hostage. But, there's 2 of us. We can easily overtake him. Alright, we'll get him at the same time, okay? Okay. Go first. No, you go first. Wait, I don't wannna. Why not? I might end up like Billy. Well, we have to do something! Okay, but what? I don't know, let's just stand here jerking back amd forth like 2 morons until the problem is solved. Okay.

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

So.. What are we doing again? I dont know

[@JuniorSL4550]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ I thought you were gonna try and save Billy, no? I’d like to, but I don’t want to risk myself…

[@lizardhero]

I like this Goat Simulator DLC

[@Davidpkami]

He reminds me the T-1000 1:05

[@inspectorspinda]

cops today have too much power smh

[@ganchitoelgamer3966]

*PKAMI*

[@FDALl-ms5kg]

Hombre que sorpresa verte en un video como este 😆

[@franciscoarenagonzalez5887]

quien diria que nos veriamos aqui viejo amigo

[@abluecircle7753]

what if jesus was a cop

[@antonstrasset3681]

1:43 when I come home from the club and see myself drunk in the mirror

[@UMPiCK1]

Jesus christ, they really should've left the game to 2K Czech

[@sirchris6047]

why the fuck didnt they

[@sirchris6047]

***** how the fuck can they go bankrupt after mafia 2

[@sirchris6047]

***** then why is Mafia 2 on every "top 10 games ever" list

[@sirchris6047]

***** its always on a top ten list and mafia 2 is better than 1

[@sirchris6047]

by that logic call of duty would be on the list

[@endlessazure2142]

5:53 that guy was sent to the shadow realm

[@andresrodrz]

@Thus theruss *Cars deleted scene*

[@alexk.8470]

Hello viewers it s super gt

[@NerdomancerKirou]

Nah he was sent to the hyperzone

[@everybodysclown3413]

Sent to gate 9 3/4

[@qwertzuiop3206]

Ticket to Hogwarts

[@eelcogg]

1:03 When Jesus himself comes to arrest you for your sins

[@jubayerwasidraiyan5874]

funniest one yet lmfao

[@Max.pina1511]

Can relate

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

eelcogg yes

[@cpt.martinwalker6268]

That's fucking Poseidon, lol.

[@nikobellic2086]

The messiah

[@Markillio223]

I hope that the developers will watch this video

[@TheWirdo01]

They probably know of the problems and just treated them as known shippables. Because why worry about releasing a game in a good, playable state, when you can just patch it a few months later.

[@merlink.7287]

Paco did you just describe EA without realizing it?

[@merlink.7287]

Paco did you just describe EA without realizing it?

[@TheWirdo01]

Z AoT Known shippables is EA's entire work philosophy, so, yeah I guess I did.

[@merlink.7287]

Paco fcking phone said the message couldn't be posted and double posted somehow. Rip.

[@Solaire_of_Astora13]

My father use to smoke during breaks. Job was killing him slowly. My mother warned him about the consequences this would have:"If you don't stop smoking, you're gonna die soon Patrick." I was afraid I could lose him. One day, my father was smoking in the garage when my mother came in and said that if he didn't stop smoking, he would show a life of unluck and no health to his sons. While crying, he accepted to stop. "You better don't grow up like him Jerry, his life is gone by far now, the smoke makes him the breathes." Three years later, my father died. I promised my mother and myself I would never touch alcohol or a single cigarette in my life. Sadly, I regret all my promises and all the sacrifices my father had to take to make a great man from me, because of all what I've learned in life, I have stayed with the shadow of my own voice, I know truth is, even thought my parents wanted to make a great person out of me, I won't, becuase this game gave me cancer.

[@Solaire_of_Astora13]

(Not original thought, Gotta be honest here)

[@Solaire_of_Astora13]

***** I really thank you for your aprecciation, you're a really nice guy, world needs more people like you :)...

[@peppermillers8361]

Can you comment? because the read more button is not available for some reason.

[@Solaire_of_Astora13]

Pepper Millers :(

[@peppermillers8361]

Jose Payan Thank you, now I can see it. Great comment.

[@depressedgaming8704]

1:42 his mirror is just lagging, reset the router and it'll be fine geez

[@garyking1986]

Nothing a bit of percussive maintenance can’t fix…

[@somedude1068]

when you see manager comming and you need to pretend that your doing something so he doesn't give you other work to do 5:25

[@deadshot6554]

That's what happened when they made the game

[@jhenners]

4:53 "It's just wet concrete" -Mafia III Developers

[@doritopenguin3048]

Don't you just hate it when you're going for a jog and you suddenly fall through the ground?

[@floodrunner_2042]

Dorito Penguin I especially hate it when I'm driving down the street and my vision turns all blue and time freezes

[@switchbl8de591]

Floodrunner_ 20 I've seen friendlies in a compound just casually falling to the depths of hell, without so much as a peep😅

[@drtroll4756]

Dorito Penguin i hate it when i crash and i phase half way through a lamp post

[@jukson8105]

3:03 big rigs would like to know your location

[@meenakshisarmah9464]

At least it didn't fall into a depth of eternity

[@guywithphone9222]

Biiiig mooother fuuuuucking riiiiiiiggs

[@Godfather9814]

Mafia 3 players: this game is literally filled with bugs, glitches, crashes and so much more! 2k and hangar 13: let’s just repackage it’s and call it the “definitive edition” and not fix anything

[@dishankb9213]

This was early access

[@fierysmile2929]

If you think this is bad, they completely fucked Mafia II: DE, too. No APEX physics and good luck trying to play during the night time cause you get GPU crashers randomly, and that's if the game doesn't lockup for no damn reason at all, which is a fucking lot. How H13 fucked up a re-release of a ten year old game that all they had to do was up-res, I have no clue.

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

@@fierysmile2929 bla bla bla

[@lordMaroza]

@@fierysmile2929 Never had a single technical problem with Mafia 2, or Mafia 3...

[@fierysmile2929]

@@lordMaroza II Vanilla has no issues on any platform except PS3 being a bad port and 360 being a slight downgrade with no APEX physics. II DE is littered with them, several of which (such as the APEX physics issue) are universal, so if you own II DE, you're already lying, as APEX is supposed to be running as soon as the world loads. 3 had issues across the board universally, which I can personally attest to (multiple graphics and lighting issues, wonky AI at random, and crashed on me no less than thirty times throughout the base game and DLC campaigns, all of which I own), Hangar 13 acknowledged these universal issues and their statement on it is that 2K made them rush it out the door. When even the developers say there were issues right out of the gate, you not experiencing issues doesn't mean a lot, I'm afraid.

[@Kajnake]

Sneaking- Is a joke Driving- Is a joke Physic- Is a joke Animation & In game object collision- Is a joke AI- Is a joke Blood&Gore- Are jokes Attention to detail to everyday objects- Is a joke Glitches- *MANY*

[@neon_veins]

i didn't play it yet but after watching this video i don't really want to

[@nopemann8243]

well arma did well with those attributes.

[@madsstaysnoided558]

Kajnake 'mondain' wow

[@FlawlessFlaw]

Physics is a joke in ARMA? It's perhaps the best shooter simulation out there.

[@Kajnake]

+Mads Stays Noided Fixed :3

[@Crabislav]

3:03 when u decide to miss school to take a walk and relax and see your parents

[@nickabbott319]

Crabislav 🤣🤣

[@harjeck9518]

This game isn't made by 2K Czech - that's the problem I think..

[@exitoz1396]

Not completely no but they did help.

[@ToyotaChaser-bd6ub]

Hajda Hangar 13 ruined Mafia 3

[@kuskus5842]

To be completely honest you cannot compare mafia III with II, evem 2009 game has more attention to detail, story and gamepla than this.

[@toty88]

2K Czech are czech people that were working on both Mafia I, II. However with Mafia III, there were mostly Americans involved and no Czechs. There you have why Mafia III is so shit...

[@toty88]

Ok, you filthy butthurt, I'll edit it just for you: 2K Czech is great, Hangar 13 is trash.

[@optecio]

I love how at 0:19 he runs into a car and dies as if he’d been poisoned while the car just stops.

[@allmight1612]

In the 60’s, many laws of physics hadnt’t been discovered, so that’s how the world looked like Mafia 3 is totally accurate

[@Pearloryx]

That's the result Isaac Newton died

[@thefoolishgmodcube2644]

5:19 Yeah, you show that door who's boss!

[@pickchickens5286]

6:55 - this is how WWE looks like nowadays

[@madness1812]

xD

[@MRxLKVxCZE]

Thanks you made my day sir :D

[@xxxilluminate5754]

Denis Veverica christ i thought it would never come to this day but i'd rather pre order wwe 2k17 then buy this unfinished crap it could of been so much better they should of delayed it atleast

[@Idontwannashutup]

+Toxichydra67 every game usually has a bug on release you stupid fuck, look back at skyrim for example

[@DaBonkinator]

Adolf Hitler Skyrim, the Fallout series, pretty much every single Bethesda game has fucking bugs. That example doesn't make sense, Bethesda games are always buggy as hell. It's still fun though, they make the games funnier sometimes.

[@musyrifo]

6:54 was badass tho. That was some ninja shit

[@Dgero]

Nothing Personnel Kid

[@JagoShogun]

1:06 the cop was just using his Chakra to walk on water. Nothing wrong there.

[@srinjoybhattacharjee5024]

And he's also gonna be the hokage.

[@plinplinplon_]

Naruto is a bad anime

[@JagoShogun]

@@plinplinplon_ It is. It still bags more money than your likes.

[@JagoShogun]

@Fakhri Muhamad Only on teusdays

[@thebatman68]

@@JagoShogun he's right. All crying and friends

[@dod0d]

1:31 And she decides today in not a good day to die!!

[@yomomsfgt9978]

Whole time I was thinking “oh man these are just classic bugs that can be straightened out” until I saw 04:10

[@hbreadly]

B L U E

[@ImNot]

B L U E

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

B L U E

[@jakartagamer6188]

B L U E

[@chillcult1613]

green

[@mihirlavande]

0:21 that was an homage to The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

[@Werlerfer]

"Let's go man, clocks ticking." Shoots up into fucking space "Well...he went."

[@TheGoman21]

He did. Love how the audio cut out right then too.

[@Dani404]

"lets go man,the clock's ticking!" *flies up to space*

[@ESFAndy011]

Why take the chance?

[@segwayman196]

The Real Winner of The Space Race

[@xeserupseinopelttil4574]

lol. hes like fuck this in outta here

[@MrDeaz]

Remember when games were finished at day one? I member

[@nikkolasnowak9805]

Peperidge Farms remembers

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

Every console game has glitches. Most of the best ones are remembered fondly for them. This whole 'properly working game on console' thing is nonsense. Never happened.

[@MrDeaz]

Small bugs in games are acceptable, since people makes mistakes. But before the game patching time began, developers had to make an almost perfect game, so they didn't have to recall everything, if it's unplayable. Today the developers see the release date as a totally acceptable time to release a half finished game, and patch it over the next one or two months, and people seem to forget about all the launch problems. Many of the games AVGN say are unplayable are mostly from small publishers or unlicensed. The bigger games he plays, are not unplayable because of bugs, but mostly because of bad game design. I surely don't remember any big games in the 90's where you bought something filled with gamebreaking features, and back then findings bugs in games, were mostly something fun to do, and show your friends, because they were really rare.

[@MrDeaz]

I'm tired of the way developers treat us today, we are like a huge group of betatesters who pay to do it, instead of getting paid. All the designers has to do, is searching on the internet, and they have a full and detailed bug report.

[@xxGhc]

And then you started to buy preorders.

[@andreasverno8694]

A dude once said: "You don't need "Quality Control", when there is no "Quality" to begin with"

[@hehhehehheheheh]

Step 1: Stand in front of mirror Step 2: Say "Bloody Mary" three times Step 3: *citation needed*

[@Vityvikt0r]

It reminded me of that fucking creepy mirror in Silent Hill 3.

[@lostfan10000]

I'm hearing Watchdogs but without the hacking powers.

[@hankhill2625]

it is these days with all the white guilt going round

[@MKnightShamwow]

might need to work on getting some blackness in me then so I can fulfill my life long dream of being blackman

[@DawsonJBailey]

The gameplay feels like watchdogs lol

[@avocadopicture]

Watch Dogs worked flawlessly for me, nothing even remotely close to this nonsense. Maybe i haven't played it shortly after release though.

[@darvamehleran786]

5:35 He is using something like a cell phone to call for a new car

[@RookieN08]

Its been 15 fuckin years and there isn't a single modern open world game that come close to GTA just like WoW in MMORPG.

[@Bodwaizer]

MMO games are shit in their current state, WOW is just biggest turd there is. :D

[@MrKajjaGG]

gtav is trash though.

[@MrKajjaGG]

The Witcher is maybe three times the game gtav was. Watered down rockstar game for people who have never played San Andreas or IV. RDR is twice the game gtav was.

[@IIOctaneII]

GTA V is a great game. I am not talking about online. The game is fun with a lot more content in it than the previous GTA games except GTA SA. You have Director Mode which is basically sandbox mode.

[@Hiyop]

" that was genuinely very impressive and fucking fun was the witcher 3." So you ignored it was sold as an RPG?

[@Benzinilinguine]

Remember how Mafia 2 was a lengthy, finely crafted narrative, that didn't include any copy/pasted missions of "infiltrate base and kill everyone"? Yeah...

[@talpatv512]

Because it dint have any side missions

[@tennisthelegend]

2k messed everything up, hope 2k doesnt mess with mafia 4

[@joebrandonopolis3389]

The mafia 2 dlc was

[@brandonnesfan]

@@joebrandonopolis3389 That's bonus content, it gets a pass.

[@PellaeonEU]

Mafia 2 is great but buggy too

[@TheRozanz]

mafia 2 = Attention of the detail mafia 3 = Attention! never pre orders this games

[@JohnDoe-um2qk]

Rozan Ibnu mafia 2 is trash

[@ahmadfaza1994]

I see one butthurted people who pre order this game XD

[@lovetonuke4632]

John Doe, care to explain how Mafia 2 is "trash"? I didn't think so.

[@glidingfalcon4370]

Mafia 2 was fucking sick by far the best one

[@NikhilVasishtR]

@@glidingfalcon4370 Fucking yes!

[@crowblues]

1:04 Explain this atheists.

[@LiuBei365]

Well, I guess Jesus was a law enforcement officer back in his younger days?

[@thephantommemeultimatememe4753]

Umm... Eh.... Eh.... Idk.

[@brave1]

Nice cave story pic

[@oldi184]

Its witchcraft.

[@terminator6622]

He took too serious the "good cop" thing...

[@EmulatorNoob]

Mafia III is basically an aborted child that somehow survived

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

Edgy but rather correct and funny

[@spoonkey]

@andrey altukhov shut the hell up

[@WiiWarrior933]

@@spoonkey whoa salty much?

[@spoonkey]

@@nextofkin2321 I'm just joking around you circus with a fucking maximilius pro pic that used clown EMOJIS

[@Louganda]

spoonkey it's actually a jc Denton picture

[@anonymouse9922]

3:57 when you’re helping your brother look for something you took

[@spookyghost8952]

You steal from your friends?

[@TheCabbageMan]

@@spookyghost8952 that was my question as well lmao

[@aza8109]

That's a very specific meme my dude lol

[@barackobama990]

These comments killing me ahahahah

[@Rikortez]

Maybe the devs were too busy making their "deep" anti-racist & progressive message.

[@johnisawsomeme]

lol what's with this sjw bullshit

[@UncannySwan]

Since when is not being racist "sjw bullshit"?

[@madsstaysnoided558]

The Uncanny One since Cum Trumpsters learned how to use a keyboard

[@MyJewLives]

hahahhahaha someones mad this game is shit.... muh confederate flags... muh everyone is racist...

[@ElwoodPlays]

You do know game studios have separate people writing the story and programming? But yeah let's fault it on the protag being black lmao

[@Aki-to]

No, that's not an indie game. That's a supposed to be AAA game from 2016.

[@SpookySkeleton738]

nice avatar

[@EvtheNev]

Captain obvious to the rescue!

[@MrImachickenlol]

EvtheNev not that obvious to be honest

[@Aki-to]

+Amar Esam AAA = Triple A = "Best" and "most expensive" games, usually published by big companies like EA, Ubisoft, etc...

[@flutterface]

AAA is a term for high production value. the kind of games that get commercials and gamestop deals and crap like that. big budget stuff

[@guitarman2134568]

Lost it at 2:37. "It's yo's muhfucka I don..."

[@Felipe-sc2ef]

The four horsemen of the apocalipse: Watchdogs Ac: Unity Mafia 3 Cyberpunk 2077

[@natakiperry6364]

Ac unity is the best videogame in the world

[@kotanovakota]

First watch dogs and this game has improved alot after their releases

[@thewanderingartists]

@@kotanovakota yeah but they earned the titles for a buggy launch.

[@quanghung9430]

U forgot No Man's Sky and Anthem

[@Ondr4H]

Im playing Mafia 3 definitive that i Bought in bundle, and Its not that bad after all. They tweaked some game mechanics and its fun. These DLCs made game for me.

[@Thebossstage1]

Devs have to realise that fucking up pc ports of their games is going to bite them in the ass one day

[@manicdemise]

look at the cost of PC games compared to consoles, especially Mafia 3, it already has and devs don't care

[@omgmico]

Actually PC brings most revenue. against 2 consoles.

[@manicdemise]

StatTrak Fedora no. www.vgchartz.com/

[@manicdemise]

vgchartz.com

[@frutson]

it's just as shit on consoles it's called parity

[@KRIMIXATAKATT]

1:43 ray tracing in 2016, impressive

[@MrBratkenSolov]

4:00 actually they're both black so i'm not surprised they didn't see each other

[@berzerker199]

MrBratkenSolov lol

[@ELAYiam]

Win

[@swite989]

It's dark too outside...

[@SankofaNYC]

geeez... yall need help... seriously

[@mwjgcreeves4984]

Epic Win

[@hunteref.1276]

1:32 That forbidden technique is so powerful that it even brought a dead lady to life...

[@itsYakuza]

When you accidentally No Man's Sky your game

[@cristian-si1gb]

I don't think anybody No Man's Sky's their game on purpose...

[@emilanttila8264]

When you Assassin's Creed Unity your game

[@JamesBond007Nejc]

More like when you don't delay game and push it despite knowing all the bullshit that is still not fixed

[@daniellee653]

This actually manages to look bugger than no mans sky.

[@PoTayToh]

Ubisoft is almost close

[@apazcarlos]

1:01 fucking police with jesus powers!

[@ozandogan3971]

he is the son of god....

[@fourscore2457]

Jesus with police powers.

[@Solaire_of_Astora13]

Sounds to me like the Beatles: "More famous than Jesus". He definetly got the skills too...

[@Ttr6c]

police with chakra

[@ernestochang1744]

jesus can walk on water, ice is 100% water i can wlak on ice... YOUR LOGIC IS: i'am jesus

[@MrEnklave]

As an ex 2K czech tester who worked on Mafia 2 several years, this game is complete shit.

[@tiagometallica007]

MrEnklave if you really did work on mafia 2 good fucking job dude

[@reflexx5641]

As a tester you work on Games? I thought you only report bugs or i think in your case , you looked if everything was fine with the language?

[@MrEnklave]

Yeah, they are game testers from 9-5. And you're looking to whatever needs to be checked like new features, quests, graphics, random things, reproducing bugs, regression testing, reporting bugs, etc. I finished Mafia 2 hundred times, you can end up testing one mission whole week. Over and over again looking for new bugs as there are still new piece of codes merged as new versions are deployed.

[@tiagometallica007]

+MrEnklave holy shit dude, you're probably sick of mafia 2 by now

[@MrEnklave]

I was sometimes, but now just the good memories remained.

[@mikanawesome]

6:56 when you're a stunt man and they only pay you $20