Magician REACTS to the VERY FIRST episode of Penn and Teller FOOL US

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Magician reacts to the very first episode of Penn & Teller Fool Us 2011. Discussing how the origin of the show and it's beginning in 2011 filmed in London, England on a British television network with a different host named Jonathan Ross, who is a really funny guy by the way. I've reacted to Season 6 of Fool Us already and thought it would be interesting to go back to the beginning. This video shows the reaction of someone familiar with magic so you can see how someone in this field feels about these kinds of things! This is Fool Us Season 1 2011 s01e01. Were you watching when the first season began? I plan to go back and react to each and every episode... so come along with me for the journey! :)
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[@JasonParkerMagic]

Were you watching this show from the very first season?? I plan to go back and react to each and every episode... so come along for the journey... SMASH SUBSCRIBE. :) Any other differences you noticed between original season and more recent seasons? --- Social media & Etc --- INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/JasonParkerMagic TWITTER: twitter.com/JasonParkerNow PATREON: Support & connect with me + behind-the-scenes content ---> www.patreon.com/JasonParker EDIT: Turns out I completely missed the phone switch! It makes a lot more sense now why they pulled out this Elton John cut out! I remember thinking it seemed a little random why they would bother to do that just for a slight chuckle. But YEAH.. they totally fooled me! I feel pretty silly now... but THEY ARE professional magicians for ... what was it... 35 years at that point? Anyway really cool to be SO FOOLED by something I didn't even realize it until commenters below pointed it out! :)

[@SinaSyndrome]

I started watching a couple years ago. I think ive seen most of the older seasons but i never watched them in order all the way through. I mostly watched random episodes from KZbin. I can't wait to see what you think of some of the early magicians. Im sure you'll recognize a few of them. I like Jonathon as the host a lot. His humor was great and he wasn't as awkward as Alyson can sometimes be. Not to say I don't like Alyson either. As far as the trick they did. When I first saw it, my feeling was that they couldn't actually be using her real phone for everything. Mainly because I know I'm almost positive that earlier phones would stop recording video when getting a phone call like that. So her video would have been cut very early. Also, it seemed like they were playing a generic ring tone when her friend called the phone, and just used that same ringtone for the other "calls". It was way too loud and clear to be coming from her phone without a mic right next to it. Can't wait for the reactions to come!

[@roesler]

I've been following tree show from the beginning, and now I can't wait for you top react to the envelope guy and Shawn Farquhar. Though now I'm not sure if the envelope guy wasn't in the first pilot that aired before episode 1.

[@liveandwrite]

@@roesler Yeah, I mentioned the same 2 artists as well. And yeah, I've been watching since season 1. Biggest difference has been the hosts - much prefer Allison as she plays more the part of an unwitting foil to the magicians.

[@kurstone8511]

Jason Parker I love your videos, Jason! May I suggest you make your reaction screen smaller and the magic bigger so we may easier see ? It’s difficult to see the magic being performed on my phone screen. Haha. Hope you consider this idea! 🙏🏼

[@DL-kc8fc]

Elton's mannequin and its chain around his neck ... I discovered it right after the phone flew into the bucket. With a borrowed phone, no one would dare. Interestingly, in this pilot show, Penn lied about his own "rules," because the fish box hadn't been in the audience since the beginning. When it comes to video editing, they are massively performed regardless of the promise, by deliberately omitting key moments. It's a shame for this format, with such well-known protagonists.

[@letterboxpops]

13:45 Ok, I had to replay that to make sure I wasn't freakin' out.

[@Bryant721]

What was that? 😂

[@elmasmiragazade4198]

FINALLY,I AM NOT ONLY ONE!! THX BRO

[@davidyasuo3708]

Seriously tho, wtf was that

[@MihalkaT]

doesn't seem to be "subliminal messages", most likely it was made just to freak the users and comment on it

[@ronaldomeeeessi]

Mate I was shocked

[@robinadams]

Jonathan Ross is very well known here in the UK as a talk show host since the 1980s. He's a great presenter, but I still love Alyson for her reactions to the tricks. She looks genuinely astonished every time. Magic just never seems to get old for her.

[@JLilliquist]

Yeah, poke around KZbin and you can find lots of his interviews from over the years.

[@smurf300]

Hey Jason, I’m from England and mr Ross is mega famous here, funny guy!

[@thureintun1687]

Good idea! This Jonathan Ross character was definitely more entertaining than Allison one imo. He trade more words with Penn and Teller. Anyway good to hear that you consider making review from the beginning. 👍👍👍

[@mikemclenison8200]

Great idea to start at the beginning! Looking forward to catching up through the seasons!

[@sociald4515]

Jonathan Ross was a way better host. They should bring him back.

[@kennethperalta1632]

Agree

[@tokutickler]

I prefer Jonathan Woss as well, but Allyson has gotten better since she started out at least.

[@vandahm]

I think the issue with Jonathan Ross was that, since he lives in the UK and is quite busy over there, it was just too difficult for him to travel to Vegas for filming.

[@thureintun1687]

Agree with you

[@jyesucevitz]

He was great. He was different. Not better. Different. His humor would need to be radically adjusted for US audiences. Also, the show moved back to the states. Johnathan didn't like the commute. I'd love to see him and Allison cohost a special Fool Us show.

[@seifnader2574]

Yoo finally a new video been waiting so long

[@fewwiggle]

Fantastic!!! I'm very excited to see you going through the "old" P&T shows. And, yeah, Jonathan is a hoot :-)

[@Pentalinda]

What a difference a few years can make: Penn asking for someone who has a cell phone and knows how to use. Now it would be hard to find someone who didn’t.

[@MrShanev78]

Good to see you back. Been watching fool us since season one, but it will be cool to see your reaction videos to the older seasons.

[@ronaldparnell7542]

Great to see you making new videos. I look forward to checking out the earlier seasons of Fool Us.

[@augustinebott7889]

I'm glad your back!

[@curtcoleman]

We've missed you! Great idea reviewing the first few seasons! Looking forward to it!

[@babajani3569]

Actually the consultant that he was talking about was Johnny Thompson

[@Finnishlivesteam]

Nice to see you back again, Jason!

[@nateristoff]

love your videos and glad you took it old school with Jonathan Ross!

[@kelton7696]

It’s been a while. Glad you’re back!

[@sonnymehta798]

Was wondering when videos would start again. Hope all is well, and welcome back!

[@harshreality2672]

Same 😊. We missed you Jason!

[@RichardDominguezTheMagicIsReal]

Slydini"s Paper Balls Over the Head is a brilliant routine, that is full of laughs and it was a part of my show for many years

[@benaronson2410]

Yes! A new video!

[@billyjeffersoniv4344]

So glad you're well and back!!!!

[@JasonParkerMagic]

Thanks Billy :)

[@PranavLiju]

Oh no jason ,the consultant for penn and teller fool us was Johnny Thompson ,he consulted for them till his death (RIP THE LEGEND) Micheal close joined in from the 2nd or 3rd season of fool us and is still working for them after johnny has passed away

[@bikeadventuresokanagan9293]

great to see more vids

[@TheRealWinsletFan]

Jonathan Ross & Penn and Teller have a long history.They made a number of early appearances on Ross's talk show.

[@johnkean6852]

Exceptional magic analytics .. you nailed it JP

[@Amar-fh7us]

18:51 jonathan after being unpaused it seemed like he said "Oh, I am back"🤣🤣🤣

[@julianbarcega]

Good to see you, again!

[@infundoappsinc.7903]

Awesome job Jason. Can’t wait I find this stuff really interesting. About the fish 🐠 trick. I think it was a separate phone in the box The reason that penn got her to call it was to know the ring tone. Then they set the ringtone on the phone in the. Box. I think teller had her phone all the time. He just swapped it out perhaps when the pulled the dummy phone out of the fish he swapped it with her phone that was in a baggy. 🤔 anyway great work on this video. ⭐️⭐️

[@FollowFan]

I think it's great you're reviewing the earlier seasons as well. I'm really looking forward to your comments on some really amazing performances from the early seasons (and one or two bad ones)! However, when they say there's no tricky editing, they're right - no magic effect is being achieved by editing. However, occasionally, there's just *bad* editing. They have to edit the performances so they can fit into an hour-long show, and sometimes they cut a few seconds or so from the performance itself when it looks like no one would notice (you usually do, however). Also, I'm pretty sure they usually cut parts of the chat between host and magician after the performance and occasionally even stuff from the discussions between magician and Penn, it's very obvious sometimes. But the tricks are purely done by the magicians :-)

[@JasonParkerMagic]

I have seen that in the 2nd or 3rd act (Michael Vincent), they say the magician has performed a deck switch right before spreading the cards on the table... and when I went back to review it... I saw they clearly EDITED OUT this part. It seems you have no chance at all to spot this move because it was simply cut out. :-| I would love to be proved wrong, but it seems like they ARE doing tricky edits....

[@FollowFan]

@@JasonParkerMagic But did they do it intentionally to cover this up? I don't think Michael Vincent asked them to cut out the part when he switches the decks so his trick would work (also, Penn & Teller would see it), right? :-) It's just as I said - they cut stuff for time, and unfortunately sometimes from the performances as well, with results like this. But I don't think they do it to make a trick work :-)

[@dismalthoughts]

@@FollowFan I don't know, a deck switch is what -- a few seconds? I find it hard to believe that they absolutely couldn't fit that in. I've heard more than 1 magician who performed on the show say that the performance was edited in their favor. Could be they're trying to be nice, could be that making the performance look better makes for better viewership, who knows? But I would sooner believe that some of these tricks were done with real magic than that a few second deck switch was selected to be cut purely for time's sake.

[@JLilliquist]

They have also cut out parts of a routine, not just a few seconds of over a minute such as Amazing Alana which did the full routine but the head but was cut even though they later made jokes about it. You can see the full routine of her KZbin channel from another performance that was not edited. Also, there was a switch of camera angles to distract you during their own trick.

[@nancyanderson5320]

This is actually a great idea, to watch the beginning of P&T. So much history, fulfilling, and now season 6 and possibly season 7. Jonathan looks better with short hair. Great review!!

[@JLilliquist]

and 8 and 9, but CW is trying to switch demographics under the new ownership. However, P&T might survive.

[@johnjohn-cs9eu]

Fabulous stuff thank you.

[@marctompkins3001]

Jonathan Ross had a talk show, and you’ll never guess who he had on his show. Yep you guessed right. I watch that episode quite a while back.

[@StefanReich]

Hmm... Stephanie?

[@jamesbevan9939]

There were actually three segments from the first British season of "Fool Us" that never aired on TV but were exclusive to the ITV player. However, since that was 9 years ago and the show is no longer aired by ITV, they're effectively lost media.

[@papi3565]

Welcome back!

[@RobertBallMagician]

I forgot how the first season went. But still love these guys. Would love to perform for them.👍👍😊

You should watch more about this show, I followed the show from beginning. They are really good!!

[@kennethperalta1632]

One of your best video reaction in my opinion. I just wish you would of continue showing the performances.... excellent job tho.

[@JasonParkerMagic]

it'll be in the next video :)

[@kennethperalta1632]

Excellent patiently waiting for it 👍...

[@dragonshane]

Was there a possible phone switch when they brought out the Elton standee, and Penn pulled out the necklace to knight Sir Elton, his hand with the phone goes behind the standee. Possible switch there, even tho they show the phone recording but this would explain the throwing of the phone out of the cup without worry of it being damaged if Teller didn't catch it. As far as it being in the fish and box, I have no idea. Altho, I found it weird that we couldn't hear Emily talk on the phone, yet this woman next to the box seemed to have a mic near her and gives the answers needed, that the box had been there since the beginning of the show.... really, was it really there the whole time? Also, there is some time that we don't see the fish, when Teller dumps the contents out on the table. I'm no magic expert but I seen enough vids to watch for things that are misdirecting and when important things are out of view, that gives a magician an opportunity to do their dirty work.

[@tuures.5167]

I like the idea of your phone switch theory. It would also explain why Teller walked so far up to the audience: they probably had maybe one or two common phone models that they had doubles for, and thus needed a volunteer with a matcing phone to perform a switch.

[@deormanrobey892]

Call forwarding.

[@liveandwrite]

Now that you're going into earlier seasons, I'd love to see your reactions to John Archer and Shawn Farquhar (2 time fooler). I've watched Farquhar's 2 appearances dozens of time and still have no clue how he did it.

[@mrsmissy2669]

I've never seen the earlier seasons. This should be fun!

[@VideoGameVillians]

I caught season 1 during the period when it was no longer on the air, and have been watching as they come out since the start of season 2. There are minor differences from then to now that I've noticed but it's mostly the same show with the talent as a whole just getting better and better as they go along.

[@halinaqi2194]

Random fun fact, if I remember right, jonathan Ross has a cameo voice role as a marine in halo 3. One of the funny lines he says is when you stare at him for a prolonged period of time : "either kiss me, or go away"

[@bikeadventuresokanagan9293]

I believe there was a switch when elton john came out, he got someone with an identical newer model phone , then a stage hand prepped the fishy part after that. the thrown phone was just for entertainment and the added non danger :)

[@unklekal7571]

Haha I thought you were gonna do a trick with those earbuds 😂

[@TerrexoDesign]

They didn't risk with her phone, there was a phone switch when they brought that mascotte, and the phone they picked from the audience had to match their fake phone that's what Teller was doing in the beginning

[@JasonParkerMagic]

makes much more sense! :)

[@TheEpicSpire]

i can't seem to find the video now, but i remember watch the video that was on her phone. it was pretty cool.

[@sebastianwagner7334]

Wait wait wait, there are 5 Seasons already?! Netflix what are you doing, I am waiting. Can't leave me here with only 2!

[@dclore]

The best part of Jonathan Ross is that he spars with Penn a lot and it's much more dynamic than with Alyson.

[@Philographicks]

My take? They had her friend call to clone the ring tone and hid the phone somewhere it would not be heard if ringing. Sent a signal with that tone to a speaker in the box when the second call came. Switched the fish when he flipped the box for a fish preloaded back stage with the correct phone, probably prepped in the table? Third call was to the correct phone.

[@kingrobert1st]

Welcome back Jason! Was missing you almost as much as Jonathon Ross! Where were you? In prison? The cell phone trick was (excuse the pun) right up Penn's sleeve! David Copperfield did this with an egg which was caught by an extra who popped out from behind the curtain with a large butterfly net. You're in for some great surprises and gags with Jonathon Ross. He really held the show together. What about the short stories? You been sued for copywrite?

[@JasonParkerMagic]

haha thanks for your comment King Robert. :) You always make me smile. Aesop's fables will continue... just didn't seem necessary for this video because it came out to almost 22 minutes long. I was just caught up with life! pretty busy with some life changes.... but now things are back into the normal flow :)

[@davidgould9431]

7:39 "We'll do whatever the hell we want". I've just come from your reaction to the inaugural Fooling (John Archer), and he pretends to panic about them examining his envelopes, then says they can "do what the hell they want" (or very close to that). I wonder whether he was quoting them.

[@BruceNitroxpro]

Only did I find OUT about the show from KZbin. Wow.

[@Jon66B]

They do this trick a lot. They've changed it so they don't have to throw the phone in the air this way the audience doesn't see any of the method. The person with the phone does get to see everything except how Teller swaps the fish in the box (yes, it's the old fish swap trick). I love how even an experienced magician at first considers the possibility that they rig the audience so a stagehand can get to the box without being seen. Magicians will always settle on the easiest solution, rigging a theater with a hidden passageway is hard, swapping a fish is relatively easy.

[@eldante4139]

It’s why Teller tips the box away from the audience, that was when the switch was performed I think.

[@HenryCabotHenhouse3]

I believe it was originally Johnny Thompson ('The Great Thomsoni") who was the behind the scenes judge, not Mike Close.

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Johnny Thompson and Paul Stone in the pilot.

[@exectech]

I watched them do this live a few years ago. They check ringtones from the audience before the show even starts, so they know they have a phone that can match a pre recorded ring tone. Obviously the ring from a phone in fish in a Styrofoam box would not be loud enough for the audience to hear the way they did, so a pre recorded sound gets played through a speaker somehow in our near the box. Then the other switches can take place with the phone on stage as you speculated. I believe they also played back video from the volunteer phone that showed some backstage antics too, or maybe i'm remembering a KZbin posting from one their volunteers from another show. After I saw them live, of course I checked KZbin to find other versions of their tricks...

[@thomasromanofski16]

Thank You ❤️

[@johnpratt7519]

During the first season, I believe it was Johnny Thomson (The Great Tomsoni) who was behind the scenes and had the final call.

[@9ZenMedia]

The man lives!!!!

[@thearmwrestlingopinion2978]

Man I miss Jonathan Ross! As a fan of HIMYM I wanted to like Alyson, but she just can't live up to that level of charisma.

[@FusionDeveloper]

Thank you. I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully you will start a playlist and sort the order from oldest episodes to newest. It doesn't take much time to start with the first video, but if you wait until you have 30-50 videos, it will be overwhelming and difficult. Also, I wouldn't mind seeing re-reacting, if you wanted to re-watch videos you already saw. You may also want to number the videos, like "001" (I doubt there will be over 999 videos).

[@JasonParkerMagic]

good ideas... thanks :)

[@mikeonthebox]

Jonathan was super enjoyable as host of the show.

[@boskee]

The consultant behind the scenes was - until his death in 2019 - Johnny Thompson, aka The Great Tomsoni

[@NetAndyCz]

The fish was accessible from bottom, you can see it when he shows it around... And the box did not have any phone in it, i think, just speaker that played the sound of the phone that was recorded the first time they tried the connection.

[@ger_Raenef]

17:20 what about the ringtone, even before the smartphone era there were different ringtones

[@jyesucevitz]

You'll find the best magician and effect he designed himself was Mathieu Beiche (spelling?) and his own effect SpreadWave. Simply amazing. Of course it's simply my opinion.

[@michaelg3088]

What's interesting to me is that they do this exact same trick episode 1 season 2 for the finale.

[@walterfristoe4643]

I really like the opening music, a Benny Goodman song called Sing Sing Sing (though there are no lyrics...). 😎

[@JeremyJud]

13:45 freaked me the hell out ahahahaha

[@unbroken1010]

Jason how far have you progressed in watching the old Seasons at this point

[@brandonhendrix7223]

Even though the (UK only) first season of Fool Us dates from 2011 it didn't get it's US debut until 2014. In fact, the UK version seemed to be a one-and-done deal. It's only once it hit these shores and proved to be a hit that it turned into a full series that's why there's such a huge gap between the filming of season 1 and season 2. And Jonathan Ross is basically the David Letterman of the UK but has a more varied and interesting career. Personally I think the best thing he ever did was the Incredibly Strange Film series in the late 80s/early 90s. Basically, he's a huge star in the UK and doesn't need to do Fool Us. And as many have said, since he probably is very busy in his homeland he likely saw no reason to fly over here to do the hosting gig (probably for less money too)--even if they likely film the whole season in just a few days.

[@JLilliquist]

Well, I think he was still on for Season 2 and they shoot everything at once. That is why their clothes never change, it probably takes 3 days to shoot a whole season and yes they will shift the order of acts around or swap them from appearing on one show to another. It could be based upon time or what if three acts in a row fool them, they will move at least one to another episode, etc. I have no problem with that.

[@randy918]

Penn & Teller are in the new very popular video game Borderlands 3. A lot of dialog. They are called "Pain & Torture" and appear on screen graphically. its great if your'e a fan

[@JLilliquist]

They still do that routine. You are basically right about how Teller handles the fish and there being a noise making device in the box along with the fish. This is one of their few tricks I know exactly what is going on. HER phone is never where it appears to be after ....

[@JLilliquist]

You notice that the table was off stage and it is not the only object not on stage. The recent shows DO have editing of the tricks, I have heard the from the Magicians themselves.

[@johnkean6852]

There will be no trick edits but PLENTY of edits

[@skoplpnews9450]

Jason, when are we going to see you in the show? :) BTW, great idea to go back to the very roots of FU (that's Fool Us, just making sure)

[@johnjohn-cs9eu]

I guess what they do: rarely l am right. When its explained by you it is more fun we can choose just to sit and enjoy the show.

[@martintallinger]

Hey, would love to see your reaction to shin lim on kelly clarkson show...

[@phoenixstrait4487]

Neat to see the original show. I don’t think the fish would go over so well with American audiences, but I think it wasn’t so shocking for the English people. I like it when humor is mixed with magic - P&T did a good job.

[@jm389017]

Dude am I having flashbacks?

[@Malfehzan]

Yep, they Slydinyed her right! Oh, and hypothesis two seems the most likely. Obtaining a sample is why they had Emily ring Steph right from the start.

[@tokutickler]

I've been watching since the 1st season and it took me forever to get used to the switch from Jonathan to Allyson. At first she was really annoying and cringey, but I feel like in newer seasons she finally settled into the show and is by now considered the iconic host.

[@realtaiter3991]

Behind the scenes is Johnny Thompson I believe.

[@johnkean6852]

OMG Wossie 🤣

[@gelfie2208]

The object in the fish trick has been explained by Penn and Teller on one of the American late night shows. I think they used a watch at the time. It was actually placed inside the fish. And at this time they were not putting it in a plastic bag first. So... eeew. It might have been done on Letterman or something like that. There is a handoff at some point and a stage hand takes the watch and jams it inside the fish. Penn and Teller later retrieve the fish and pull the watch out again, and the member of the audience then confirms that is is actually their watch.

[@turnercarson9212]

I think Teller loaded the phone into the fish when he put it on the table.

[@davidchapa4611]

I think Teller switched fish as he was taking out the tray. Not sure how they prevented the real phone from ringing but there are a couple possibilities.

[@MonteD1]

As far as the trick: they picked a person with the kind of phone they had in the fish. The phone in the fish was just a speaker which played back the ring tone which they recorded when she played it. Teller muted her phone before he pocketed it when he reached for the gloves. Phone switch at the very end.

[@dragen6513]

There are dozens of TV shows that started in UK. One of the biggest comedies of all time The Office. D Ali G Show, House of Cards, Max Headroom just to name a few.

[@sarasky457]

welcome back watched these two new ones back to front ....typical ...anyway we are back in old blighty where it all started excellent ...don't know why we dropped it ...mr ross does late night shows and the odd documentary prefer allison being a buffy fan

[@guilthedamned1933]

React to Dan Sperry on fool us. Really entertaining!

[@diegogallardo8184]

i think the guy that handed them the coff e cup took the phone and pass it back

[@nero_ofcl2147]

The problem is both times the phone rang, same caller sounds were being played

[@NetAndyCz]

There are no tricks added but there are certainly things taken out.

[@MonteD1]

Johnny Thompson was the expert for the first couple seasons.

[@johnjohn-cs9eu]

I guess Aesop was on vacation this particular occasion : D'

[@AgentH53]

11:23 Similar phone behind Elton cutout. They were swapped when Penn was hanging the chain around his neck.

[@tapiopuranen88]

I think Penn was throwing a prop phone and her phone (selected for being suitable model) was already smuggled off the stage with sir John.

[@JasonParkerMagic]

I realized only after reading the comments here. 😆 feeling pretty stupid that I missed the switch before throwing phone into the air!

[@BigAlCapwn]

Jonathan Ross is one of the best paid television presenters in the UK and had his own lucrative chat show in the UK at the time; so I guess Alison was brought in because she was cheaper and "Wossy's" schedule meaning he couldn't keep flying from London to Vegas. P.S Eamon Holmes is a TV Presenter known for being a bit chubby, so the "massive stakes" thing was basically a cheap fat joke :D

[@philipabelanet5476]

I haven't read all the comments, so maybe someone else has asked this, but are you SURE that it was the lovely Stephanie's phone that Penn tossed into the bucket? That would be a pretty good misdirect. Hmmm....