Magni React To Vesper's Spear

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[@憂苦と悲惨]

“I showed Dez my *spear* .” 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@RaspyCh]

🤨🤨🤨

[@ThriceOver]

But he did respond

[@Ran-nii]

🤨📸

[@ZenithintheMaking]

Not to mention it's detached and he uses it for defense 🤨🤭

[@_Togeluga_]

Ayo..?

[@hyperinsomniaparacondrioid]

The more I learn about Vesper, the less I know about him

[@doctoc684]

He is a vampire and needs protection from vampire hunters

[@skeletor8951]

Every time I think I've finally got him figured out and his life can't get that much more interesting. And then he says some shit like "Yeah I got stabbed in college. The scar was bad but not as bad as the other time I got stabbed that I can't talk about." And I'm like AYO WTF I NEED MORE CONTEXT HERE

[@wisdumcube]

Truly a mystery wrapped in an enigma

[@zanard33]

He's like a Tame Impala.

[@dalgona4819]

"It's where my other weapon for self-defense used to be" Damn the Belmonts don't give gramps a break XD

[@notfutomomo3424]

Guy who stabbed him must be a Belmont too.

[@wdfghjkl]

Gramps needs to kill a few more shmoos to get a Crissagrim.

[@the_tele_porter4665]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended...

[@Plainsburner]

@@the_tele_porter4665 I don't know, some of the revolutionaries privately owned their own boats equipped with cannons. So maybe a cannon for self defense?

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

@@Plainsburnerit’s a meme, dood

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

Ves is "that one crazy kid at school" all mellowed out.

[@zanard33]

Everyone deserves an Emotional Support Spear in their lives.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Ves is actually related to jonathan ferguson, keeper of firearms and artillery at the royal armories museum, and like jonathan with his emotional support sturmgewehr he has an emotional support old weapon.

[@akumafuhen]

Hahaha

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

i second this

[@jeanbelmont3741]

Need fan art now of Dez as that anime girl with a phallic shadow on her face but then it shows Ves with his spear towering over him

[@Giraffinator]

My flabber is still kinda ghasted at his purchase, it's incredible

[@MysteryFaceX]

This begs the question, why don't I have a spear?

[@anyacarlson5219]

Sometimes I think about the fact that we'll never have a stream where Gramps shows us his multiple AR-15s and it hurts just a little more inside.

[@domi8499]

I wish firearm is not a controversial topic

[@aznravechild6i9]

Right? I'd love to know what configurations he's running on his guns.

[@_oe_o_e_]

… Vesper would have a gun.

[@orbitalrayw]

THE VESPEAR IS REAALL

[@Jojob541]

"I showed you my spear please respond" xD I really don't think a spear is the kind of weapon you'd want to use against someone who just entered your room. Just a tiny bit unwieldy in close quarters.

[@inanimatesum4945]

Oh, it was 7 1/2'? Dude got a spear his exact height.

[@hendreor.m6685]

His room is like the Symphony of the Night inventory

[@Izzy-zw7jh]

"I showed you my spear plz respond"

[@zephshoir]

Those first 2 seconds sound way worse out of context

[@vedymin1]

Hm, the fact that it comes in two parts, depending on their shape, it could actually be a viable weapon in close quarters :)

[@MCtinRad]

I can't believe Vesper might own a gun lmao wait actually I can

[@xxmoonwolfxx6344]

he's def alluded to owning a gun during his streams lol. wish cover would let him outright say it 😂

[@aznravechild6i9]

If he's based enough to hike and prep, he's based enough to own a gun. He probably owns several.

[@WhisperingAila]

I actually thought the same thing as Dez

[@deltor5849]

"It's where my other weapon for self-defense used to be" This is the man who got black out drunk and woke up with a blood stain on his bed and a stab wound on his back... I think i'm getting the picture here lol

[@biiyen8458]

Heaven forbid Ves just buys a glock

[@Cristyface]

I'm not a gambler but I'd bet money he's packing heat

[@biiyen8458]

@@Cristyface next tempus off collab will be in a firing range

[@cas9564]

...I want to know what the "other weapon for self-defense" is.

[@ZenithintheMaking]

Man I wish I could buy a spear. But instead I would probably buy two swords nobody could defeat me 🕺☝️⚔️

[@StudioNama]

OTHER WEAPON???

[@Arkar-pl9ku]

9/10 chances it’s a gun.

[@Tuckerslam]

This monologue is unbelievably gay.

[@Ulazcruz]

He doesn't need to go into detail at all, but him doing so just adds so much flavor

[@snibetisnab211]

"i showed you my spear, pls respond"

[@GrimnirReaper]

Next time Vesper need an "emotional support purchase": "The Army had a spare 155mm howitzer lying around so I figured what the hell."

[@Arkar-pl9ku]

“So I bought an Abrams”

[@dr.krimson1010]

@@Arkar-pl9ku He had to buy the Abrams to tow the howitzer. His bike wasn't up to the task.

[@red14carbluebattleship76]

I mean technically it is small arms.

[@Beerbottles123]

Place your bet now.

[@conkle7955]

"other weapon for self-defense" Vesper how many weapons do you have??????

[@burnttoast26]

You can never have too many

[@infernomaster20]

this also raises another question: What was his other weapon that he used for self-defense?

[@bobbobber4810]

@@infernomaster20 A bear trap, a two hands sword and an elephant hunting rifle. Just kidding of course, but that would be funny if they all didn't make sense like that.

[@DecadeMinato]

@@burnttoast26 a musket for home defense, just like how the founding father intended (and grape shot canon, a musket pistol and a musket bayonet)

[@spikester5891]

His closet is an armory

[@dammit3048]

It's to be expected at this point, but ves continues to make it clear how incredible he is with statements like "where my other weapon for self defense used to be"

[@zeilus405]

So that's where his flamethrower was...

[@darius5066]

You don't have a weapon for self defense next to your bed?

[@wisdumcube]

>mentions having ANOTHER weapon for self-defense >refuses to elaborate any further

[@Y10HK29]

He probably owned a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended

[@gearholder8882]

Gramps hoarding weapons for "self defense", he really isn't fuckin around and letting a third stabbing happen XD

[@ceresbane]

no fr tho. Don't prop up a spear next to where you sleep. At least lay it on the ground, like goddammit ves. Was this the actual reason he got stabbed twice? Doing dumb Florida man stuff like hanging bladed weapons near his bed?

[@MK_ULTRA420]

It's almost a vampire tradition to keep weapons they're weak to somewhere in the home. First it's buried rice and a bedside spear, then it's wall chicken and holy water in the kitchen.

[@luisgarcia1337]

No, the stabbings happened before the spear as far as we know. But it wouldn't surprise me if he got stabbed a third time by his own spear.

[@thegentlemanpirate13]

Vesper streams and clips really do have that energy of sitting down for tea with your grandfather, and suddenly hearing him say something like "oh, that reminds me of that time I was arrested for kicking Richard Nixon in the crotch." Just these incredibly bizarre, yet intriguing vignettes of his life that he drops as parts of calm, casual conversation.

[@TwilightNightGaming]

Vesper is NEVER gonna escape the Florida Man allegations lmao

[@fatcoyote2]

If Vesper had a gun, he would have said so. If it had been a bat, likewise. And he's secretly extra as hell. ... Vesper either had a mall l-ninja sword or a tactical tomahawk as his previous weapon of choice.

[@dammit3048]

Tomahawk makes the most sense since it can be used for camping related things. Safe to say anything he can use as a weapon can also be taken for camping

[@vipsnap2707]

Funny shovel

[@roguehart]

Tomahawk or survival hatchet is my guess as he's a camper.

[@aznravechild6i9]

You'd be surprised how anti-2nd Amendment some people get, especially non-Americans. So management probably told him not to bring it up directly.

[@thatguyjared8560]

“I showed you my spear, please respond.” 😂

[@pigglywiggly2474]

a man who sleeps with his spear is a fool every night but one

[@lorenzore1238]

"i show you my spear, please respond"

[@haraki1101]

Vesper really an epitome of a vampire. I never know someone have many weapon near their bed. Is his home in the wild?

[@sophtopus259]

It's a tiny apartment, based on what he described before.

[@Tarodenaro]

"I showed you my spear pls respond" -Vesper, suggestively, most likely.

[@ForsenArchive]

Yes, but how long is your other weapon for self defense.

[@aznravechild6i9]

I'm banking on something with at least a 16 in barrel.

[@FlyingNinjaish]

@@aznravechild6i9 I think it's probably a pistol of some sort. The way he describes his living space, anything else that could fit would probably qualify as an SBR.

[@aznravechild6i9]

@@FlyingNinjaish He said it's in the former position of his old self defense weapon with the risk of cutting his head off if it falls, meaning the thing must be leaning up on his bedframe in some capacity rather than being on or in a nightstand. So I'm thinking some kind of rifle or a shotgun.

[@yudiva2741]

At this point i will not surprised if he have Rebellion hanging on his wall

[@Emperor_Kronk_TheIV]

Vesper: so I showed my friend a picture of my spear Me: why would you do that? Vesper: it's 7 1\2 foot long Me: how is that possible? Vesper: I put my spear between my bed and night stand, for protection Me: what even make you feel more comfortable Vesper: Magni told me that it could cut me head off Me: wait, are we talking about an actual spear?

[@sophtopus259]

Yes a boar hunting spear

[@Emperor_Kronk_TheIV]

@@sophtopus259 you could say: Vesper uses his mighty spear to pork his enemies.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Did he ever actually show a photo of it on twitter or elsewhere?

[@BulletWilliam]

I don't think Dez knows how spears work..

[@jepoyburner]

I showed Dez my spear... I took a picture and showed him.

[@ShelbyAQD]

I wonder... Was that reaction a little hyperbolic since spears are made to stab, not chop? Or, is this "spear" actually a halberd?

[@sophtopus259]

It's a boar hunting spear

[@oleksandrtarasov2633]

"I showed you my spear, please respond"

[@jayoliver3568]

My man playing too many zombie games.

[@AbadonXXX]

Obligatory and definite giggity

[@derpmanaveragegamer7791]

vesper be the type of guy to own a musket and cannon for home defense

[@kadmon326]

I showed you my spear pls respond

[@FourCogs]

I showed you my spear pls respond

[@xxmoonwolfxx6344]

ayo?