Vesper was sad... and bought a spear

[@Revolurt]

>Vampire >Old af >Long white hair >Has a spear Dude's Vlad the Impaler.

[@steventonche1037]

*Vesper the Impaler

[@Kay_Sea251]

And people thought he was Alucard...

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

It's all make sense now

[@Blutig-0003]

@@Kay_Sea251 Yeah, result he was Alucard's dad the whole time!, its have more sense in that way....

[@howdycrusader355]

*Ehem* VeSpear

[@Dalton-J-Spin-V.2]

“You guys are gonna make fun of me.” I would never make fun of a man while I’m in spear chucking range. I also would never make fun of our Grampire like that.

[@Kay_Sea251]

"Spear chucking range" is surprisingly far. Don't ask how I know.

[@TheChannel110]

@@Kay_Sea251 😂I died, thank you for comment

[@beaverofbacon4424]

@@TheChannel110 bro got into the spear chucking range

[@garothegoldenknight498]

That type of spear isn’t even meant for throwing

[@darkeye457]

Vesper might feel stupid, but when the B O A R S invade society, he will laugh last

[@liricopetanco6257]

Fear not the boars but the Capibaras

[@KamenracerX]

@@liricopetanco6257 But Ina likes capybaras... 🥺🥺🥺

[@fumarc4501]

Capybaras are allies. Boars are our common enemy.

[@liricopetanco6257]

@@fumarc4501 fear them they have already attack in Argentina

[@abelreyes9150]

In the wise words of Hime-sama "Boars is enemy, boars is enemy, boars is enemy, boars is enemy"

[@Dehn396]

I can see it: -Vesper fighting an enemy -The enemy drains all his MP -Vesper equips his 2 meters spear The enemy: "What the...." Vesper: "I may be out of mana, but i ain't out of options"

[@noobie3939]

I only imagine something around Vesper riding a bike at full speed while wielding a spear. That is probably the wildest thing I could probably imagine

[@SilentChessPlayer]

definitely will be in one of his next storytelling saga

[@Kay_Sea251]

Bike joust stream WHEN?

[@hyakushiki4406]

Hickok45 but its vesper and he got a spear instead.

[@liricopetanco6257]

Is like a medieval horse fight, but whit bikes

[@JohnDoe-pc3uk]

like jousting but modernized (sorta?)

[@LinnaV]

> buy spear > People make fun of you for buying a spear > Spear them > Problem solved

[@WinterVal_]

Imagine fighting with tempus and they're going for the nerdy glasses person, only to find out that he is a spearman and a swordsman.

[@winderwind8489]

And that can use magic

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

Also buffer than the Gladiator

[@zanard33]

And now has a fishing speargun.

[@JanitorAntisocial]

"While you were all having premarital sex, I studied the spear."

[@floph7937]

You know, if it was anyone other than Vesper, "Old man gets suspended from work for bad temper, buys spear before coming back to work," would be a very concerning story

[@SparkShadow212]

Sounds like a Floridian thing.

[@conkle7955]

Man now has two weapons he can wield: a rapier and a spear. Gramps is really prepping for a Zomboid scenario

[@SparkShadow212]

He's practically Alucard now.

[@RaiRai214]

"You guys are gonna make fun of me", then proceeds to say he bought one of the coolest things I can think of and realistically buy. In fact, I've always wanted a bow staff and would probably tie a blade at the end of it eventually

[@fumarc4501]

That’s some “ Fix bayonet” energy.

[@wilsoncalhoun]

Check out the cold steel American hunting spear. It's like $30 and designed to fit on a shovel handle.

[@ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse]

Grandpa clearly feels peace remembering his old days when he hunted dinosaurs while walking to school

[@milloot]

he bought it so he could study the art of the spear lmao

[@pbyn153]

Do not let it distract you that Vesper bought a spear! (*has same vibes as*) Do not let it distract you that Pekora bought a monkey.

[@joshriley2936]

Wait she WHAT??

[@senny-]

HE BOUGHT A FAQING SPEAR

[@fumarc4501]

What if Peko monkey acquired the VeSpear?

[@notfutomomo3424]

Don't let the fact that pekora buying a monkey Distract you from Vesper buying a frigging boar hunting spear

[@paperluigi6132]

@@fumarc4501 God himself will come down to intervene and save us from that monstrosity. Satan might even have to join in.

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

You don’t want to mess with Vesper, he has studied the blade and the spear.

[@zuntata7860]

if he's in Holocure the spear better be his weapon

[@Space-lxy]

Vesper is a 5 star Lancer confirmed, I wonder if he may be an old acquaintance of Uncle Vlad

[@SonicGTR]

Once again, the Venn diagram of Fate and Hololive fans is a perfect circle. That said, what class would Vesper normally be? Rider because of his bike? Caster because of his incredible knowledge and scholarly pursuits? Berserker of the hot sauces , passion for certain games, and his suspension that he's owned up to? Very commendable for doing so at the end of the stream, by the way.

[@jatisoem7472]

@@SonicGTR I would go for Berserker since he is a dedicated man (dedication and passion can lead to the madness, which is the requirement of Berserker)

[@ClaireCrowles]

@@SonicGTR Definitely berserker, our Grampire is the embodiment of a true Florida man. Absolute daredevil, as his numerous stories have demonstrated.

[@kevinfrench9753]

I just got a certain orc's short and had to watch this again

[@thetravellerx5676]

Vesper having a temper problem, being an old vampire, and owns a spear? That's just Vlad III from FGO

[@grw18]

A certain newly uploaded short brought me back to this clip

[@critch7514]

Own a musket for home defense, as the founding fathers intended nah, get a spear for the true ancestors

[@Ghost200x]

So... Basically Vesper just needs an axe and a couple swords and he can be Kratos

[@Polymathically]

I actually own a spear. But it's an old fishing spear brought from my great grandmother who lived in Tahiti. She also left behind a couple of Chinese swords. They've been in my attic for decades, and I have no idea how or when I'll ever use them. I keep a folding knife on me for every day use, and I keep an ax, karambit, ulu, and hori hori in my room. Of course they could be used for practical purposes (and I once chased a burglar out with the ax!), but I just think they look cool. The ulu even came with its own display stand.

[@VcapClips]

That's awesome, thank you for sharing. I'm sure the spear means a lot to you. Also, remind me never to burglarize your house 😄

[@KamenracerX]

Nice! The best I've got are dozens of parangs that my late dad left us that he always used for chopping down coconut trees and intimidation purposes lol.

[@gerogero2011]

Ahh same… my granpa is veteran in our independece war, and we still have Arisaka Cartridge Type 99 Rifle and Katana. My gramps, fight one of japan commander and take those as spoils of war. My dead granpa put it in our living room, so every guest come will ask and talk about that…

[@Vernnell]

I really missed this interactions with Vgramps and he is finally back! Also Vespear is the best name someone could think of it.

[@briansantos1700]

I, too, might want to buy a spear when I find myself in a bad place.

[@jelly2882]

Vesper Noir of Sparta

[@Ladydawnthewoodduck]

Omg yesss

[@noobie3939]

He actually fought with the spartans but the history books didn't cover that part of story

[@Ladydawnthewoodduck]

@@noobie3939 omg that true maybe it a secondary weapon for him

[@StarboyXL9]

I own a spear for home defense, since that's what Vlad the Impaler intended.

[@saiyancatszx2]

Vesper Rapier (Vespier?) and now he obtained new weapon, Vespear!

[@Beerbottles123]

Cover: "We are sending you on break so you can cool off" Spongebob Narrator: "Two weeks later" Vesper: "Hey guys, I bought a spear" Cover: "What have we done" 😨

[@chil3988]

I understand Vesper completely, at one point when I was really bummed, I climbed a mountain and bought a rainmaker which are both unrelated. It does work! Glad to have you back old man, why I outta!

[@fumarc4501]

Looks like he can now speck into duel classes. Saber and Lancer. Vesper the Impaler confirmed!

[@chopinchopstick2582]

Vesper changing his class from Saber to Lancer

[@KamenracerX]

Vesper pulled a reverse Diarmuid ua Duibhne!

[@Norrikan]

Impractical he says, but it doesn't get much more practical than a boar spear.

[@hyakushiki4406]

I like how you put vespers height in comparison to the spear, and also the random yao ming.

[@briansilva3765]

I used to be a kung fu teacher until 2020, and after my gym closed I kept some weapons, a nunchaku, a chinese machete and a spear. Now, they aren't really exposed and not many people visit my house, but it never dawned me how funny the scene of someone coming home and just seeing a spear hanging around would be, I will put it in the kitchen next time someone comes over.

[@DeathKnight5608]

“Why do you have a spear?” “Counter-point: Why don’t YOU have a spear?”

[@fefega]

While he was out he studied the art of war and bought the best weapon you can equip your medieval army with, a spear.

[@kurosan0079]

Gramps got suspended and came back with fresh, new lore.

[@imannazeerudin352]

Vesper: “While you were having premarital s3x I studied the spear.”

[@mrmaruchanman]

Vesper the Impaler

[@hendrysuawa]

Vesper: so Anyway i started trusting!

[@Box_of_Octopus]

"Damn... im sad... OoOh a spear"

[@MohdArif-pl3sy]

i do have boar spear from my late grandfather. use the upper part to remove coconut husk.

[@RexLink]

Nothing screams *oonga boonga* more than buying a spear while depressed.

[@0o0Zero0o0]

I wouldn't trust this dude with my money after this. He makes some strange inVESTments.

[@aesieaiyahcloe]

Certified Old man moment.

[@rose_river_]

Yo, great editing as always~ Especially for this clip 😂

[@VcapClips]

Always a pleasure fam!!

[@kenjiclipz]

**new weapon unlocked**

[@Nakai865]

I like vesper’s spear energy. In vietnam, we have the “phóng lợn”.

[@nano6308]

vesper bought a fucking SPEAR??

[@nogarashi]

Vespear

[@ooohheldenring9770]

Idea: boar spears for the other Tempus guys as Christmas gifts. Same deal for any new Stars EN generations. Once there's enough dudes with boar spears, they all do a boar hunting off collab (preferably covered in protective gear to avoid being run through by the boar).

[@LosDog]

When the Crusades starts again, Vesper will be prepared.

[@professorpenne9962]

I guess we know what weapon he's gonna pick if he plays monster hunter

[@MatheusNiisama]

My man got his own Alucard Spear

[@kuzumadesu]

Vez really embodies the meme spirit

[@black_712]

VESPEAR

[@ecthelionalfa]

i got a sword, im not laughing, i can share the pride or owning a medieval weapon

[@QueenQeeko]

Thanks for the clip VCaps, it's a great moment in the stream and oddly wholesome.

[@erikjimenez8671]

Old vampire purchase a gun but instead he got a spear.

[@JohnDoe-pc3uk]

I can get the feeling of wanting buy something stupid but fun. Kinda why I bought a certain Aussie rat's stupidly huge mug.

[@angel_exe24]

This is the stupidest thing I ever heard to make someone happy and I love it so much. Vesper is a fucking mood. Yyeeeaaahhhhh

[@jackbelmont4389]

Now if a boar appears, vesper will be prepared

[@KamenracerX]

As an amateur pole-arm enthusiast, I approve of Gramps' purchase of a boar spear. Boar spears are rad, yo. Just don't call your spear "Gae Buidhe" if you're actually bringing it to a boar hunt. But how the flip did he manage to find one within his two-week suspension!? D, did he just casually stumble upon a smithy or was he acquainted with a local blacksmith? I have so many questions because this feels kinda like that smoothie joke from Drake and Josh. And also, because I want one too.

[@jatisoem7472]

Ah, the bane of Diarmuid

[@ElliFong]

There are some retailers online that make it rather easy to find. Like Kult of Athena

[@carriontrooper3437]

The legend of Vesper the Impaler begins...

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

It's for the pokemon hiker guy. Never know when he's gonna charge at Ves.

[@broboez9866]

That's not how you use a spear , be a chad and CHARGE !!!

[@steventonche1037]

Vesper is a dragoon

[@CBRN-115]

This dude will probably survive the apocalypse

[@timoth4529]

So glad he is back

[@hareyareyokai721]

Ngl his spear was huge...

[@jotarokujo12346]

all of tempus is great i am happy vesper is back.

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

Ah, yes, a 7.5 foot long emotional support spear

[@oh3681]

Vesper really misses that ball of plastic

[@Juay_deRito]

So Vesper now has the... VeSpear!

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

I guess old habits never die.

[@theoverlordbear]

Remembering them commenters thinking about Kratos, I ended up thinking about one Ragnarok part I looked up on YT, which is the Heimdall fight. Also, God of War isn't the first thing that came to my mind when Grandpa mentioned buying a spear. It's actually Bleach and Fate. XD

[@severussnape2917]

Makes sense

[@Haigen-MI]

Man, didn't know we had a new lancer

[@jackofblades3998]

The vampire jouster, he rides a motorbike and wields a spear

[@DersNoNem]

I bought a knife because it makes me happy too

[@MysteryMedia2001]

God I have missed this man, holopro fighting game with this as his weapon when

[@axtremulus]

Really glad he's back, also really digging the newer outro. Keep up the good work!

[@Tsukinotaku]

Gotta keep that one on the side to justify that 500 bucks weapon I want lol

[@Green-tt9cx]

Don't worry vesper. I bought a lot of knives and stun gun without reason. Now I know what to buy next

[@vonkaiser4241]

I guess Vesper is a Lancer class

[@thomcat2704]

"What???Are you laughing at this man??You seem not know who he is ....The Great......Vesper the Boar Hunter!".....now you can roll for initiative.

[@James35142]

Based purchase.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Vespear for the W

[@JustSena]

If there is zombie apocalypse hes ready alright

[@ernstea9875]

2:06 "Does it work with children?" yo chill 💀 I still laugh remembering that comment

[@gesshoku0121]

What's the count so far? 2-3 spears and a sword he can't show.

[@vgc_ivan8391]

vesper went for alucard to Berserker class servant Vald the 3rd

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

classical vampire aesthetics! very nice in a house.

[@zoeblopaistinpannu5278]

i would have expected a cane sword rather than a boar spear

[@blazedancer]

At least he's prepared for the 30-50 feral hogs that might run into his yard

[@neroismyhero557]

"I own a spear for home-defense, just as Romulus, the founding patriarch, intended."

[@batboy555]

Well now we have to throw the spear

[@HK-hz5jr]

Short temper Ves with a spear what the worst that can happened… 😂

[@Melon-ALL-Free]

Someone make fanart of TEMPUSBois visiting Vesper and he just comfortably drinking tea on couch then there is spear hanging on firewall then everyone just kinda unsettling.