Major Payne | "What Are You Lookin' At, Ass Eyes?"

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Damon Wayans stars in this hilarious escapade Major Payne. When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne, United States Marine Corps Special Forces (Wayans), is given his marching orders... to the unemployment line. Unable to cope with civilian life, Payne is thrust back into the military regimen as commander of the Madison Academy Junior ROTC. How does the military's most dangerous secret weapon discipline a few good men when none of them is even old enough to shave? Any way he wants! At least until Dr. Emily Walburn, school counselor (Karen Parsons), joins his tour of duty. Armed with the comic genius of Damon Wayans and stockpiled with humor, "Major Payne orders up the laughs." (Los Angeles Times)
© 1995 Universal City Studios, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, William Hickey, Michael Ironside, Albert Hall
Produced By: Eric L. Gold, Michael Rachmil
Directed By: Nick Castle

[@JewelzFinazzo]

My dad was a Drill Instructor. One day I called him Major Payne and he slapped me into the sequel of this movie.

[@JJ-yz6xe]

Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@maxminroy4378]

Haha lol

[@abledog006]

LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thebee9907]

@John Doe no and there shouldn't be unless all the actors reprise their roles. Imagine Orlando Brown playing Tiger now😂

[@PatrickRsGhost]

@@thebee9907 Tiger could be the new commander of the JROTC unit, and Alex could be the new headmaster of the school. Payne and Miss Walbourne would have long since retired.

[@YourBoyWang]

This movie has so many memorable quotes. Damien made this movie better than what was written on paper.

[@lyndonjohnson5449]

Who is Damien?

[@valeriocastelluccio4952]

@@lyndonjohnson5449 I think he means Damon, the actor's name

[@oathkeeperkingdom4909]

Really made me think damon Wayans was a drill sarge at one point

[@YourBoyWang]

@@lyndonjohnson5449 Damien Waynes. The actor who plays Major Payne. Fun Fact: The kid he yells at, “IM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!” Is actually his youngest brother out of 7 siblings.

[@normanvapes9197]

Bri bri bri

[@jessemartinez9279]

“Killing is my business, ladies, and business is guuuuuhhd!” Still gets me.😂

[@ZhaoYun320]

Boo hoo!!

[@cdawg9895]

Agree with you, me too

[@JiTiAr35]

Megadeth quote perhaps.

[@anneleeklein3283]

True story… Wayne’s went to a real marine corp base and wrote down all the insults. He spent about a week and a half listening to a real marine drill instructor. I love him and his family.

[@awkwardsaucce9387]

Fun fact! This was actually the first time the kids met Damon Wayans, he stayed in character from the moment they met until the end of making the movie.

[@jr540123]

Makes sense especially with their extremely real reactions during the whole movie. Good time to reference that Charlie and the Chocolate factory was the same way.

[@8BEC]

Minus his nephews of course

[@Kirby07]

Which means damon wayans actually fired blanks from his gun

[@dwightschrute4560]

@@8BEC his nephews weren't in the movie

[@juggiebonebrain3383]

Wow. Who cares?

[@DrGanja99]

“You think your tears a stop Charlie from taking his bayonet and sticking it in your lil tiny heart” 😂😂😭

[@taviuslewis2865]

F*cking CLASSIC line!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@lovelessissimo]

Hahahaha

[@darrylwallace2428]

Slippery he say...you think Charlie care anything bout slippery? Only thing he know is slip yo throat! What if this was a life or death situation?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Misterkennedy04]

Funny as hell

[@stripedrajang3571]

Who's Charlie, and what's a bayonet?

[@joshuapannell8131]

"Yes sir, he is deaf." RIP Opie for speaking out of line

[@DubABattery]

"Oh... Thank you. Now drop Down and give me TWENTY FIVE MORE FOR SPEAKING OUT OF LINE"

[@90sNickfan91]

"I'm sorry, Mr. handicap man. I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language? Can you read lips? Let me break it down. If you don't answer me when I speak to you I'm going to put my foot IN YOUR ASS!. IS THIS CLEAR, DUMMY?!"

[@sonofsparda657]

i mean... i gotta say i like the way he was considerate about it, but also didnt flinch from his way of being a total hardass with em. its this 'aight, you deaf, my mistake, cant expect you to hear me, but dont expect me to give you any leeway for it in any other regard'

[@jackiechan6460]

The most accurate thing here is that Drill Instructors/Sergeants are actually really funny, and not laughing becomes a skill you must develop.

[@sooulglowdripgawd]

Deez fool don't understand dat

[@JewelzFinazzo]

Yea, one day in OSUT to be a (Cav Scout) we had to get dressed in the dark. I accidentally had my Army and name tapes on the wrong/opposite side. While in chow formation one of the Drill Sergeants saw it and asked "hey Private Army, why are you so F'd up?" I looked down, and after seeing it I said "I was rushing Drill Sergeant." He then screaming "OH SHIT, EVERYONE GET DOWN, WE HAVE A RUSSIAN SPY!!" He then smoked us for 20-30 minutes lmao.

[@MentLeee]

Wow man, so accurate, I never really found out if they were intentionally funny or not. We had this one guy who talked and looked like the black Sylvester Stallone. Everything he said was gold.

[@ravenouself4181]

@@sooulglowdripgawd *looks at the squeaky chicken*

[@DrakenZGaming]

I'd fail so hard.

[@MarcOutley]

“Killing is my buisness and buisness isss gooood”😭

[@frost3193]

biness

[@kainoakanoe]

@Cahill McCormick 1:20

[@diehardnygiantsfan6569]

Boohoo

[@vicdeakins2238]

What?!

[@jacobcavanagh4501]

So good 😂

[@konnen7354]

"Yes, sir. He actually is deaf." "Oh. Thank you. Now drop down AND GIMME 25 FOR SPEAKING OUT OF LINE."

[@damianthebeholder6775]

Out loud *

[@DaDashieFan]

@@damianthebeholder6775 it is “Speaking out of line”. Basically it just means he spoke without “asking” permission to speak. In the military we typically start with “Sir/Ma’am, (Rank, Last Name) reports as ordered…” and then you continue with your statement or question.

[@LTJfan]

I didn't mean to offend you

[@Imperialloyalist510]

Do you speak sign language?

[@kingdel]

Can ya read lips?!…

[@Wolfdancer4859]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!" Love it!

[@theach84]

😂

[@lanettecunningham5103]

❤️

[@soulinpain]

Civil war - Guns & Roses...

[@stevenmalcom9875]

Isn't that a line from smokey and the bandit? Doesn't matter it's still funny ain't it

[@joedredd13215]

Cool hand Luke, Strother Martin quote 👍

[@propERganda1976]

“I AM NOT YO DAMN BROTHER!…NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 SQUAT THRUSTS NOW!!”😂😂

[@NoPawn]

The irony is that he wasn’t his brother but he was Damon Wayans’ nephew!

[@beccas2065]

War has made me very paranoid, and when a man gives me the eyeball, it makes my agent orange act up and gives me the urge to kill.”

[@aaronlajiness]

I never knew what he yelled towards the end of that rant, about the making the agent orange act up. Couldn't really understand so just watched on. That is very funny. I started watching movies with the subtitles on and am now picking up on all those lines I missed.

[@xlucislux3137]

So dose LSD

[@havilavi472]

LMAO 😂

[@themusicmaster1077]

So he has cancer?

[@michaelblackwell4599]

So that's what he says. Agent Orange

[@MrPcoz]

When he did his sign language for the deaf kid i fell out

[@mikemarek6243]

I lost my shit when the "Dir yes Dir" happened

[@itsdahomiek3nny]

@@mikemarek6243 me too 😂😂😂

[@arseniodarden7380]

6:01

[@cameronbondwe_the_cuz]

🗣️ I'ma put my 👇👆 in yo 👌 IS THAT CLEAR DUMMY!

[@christianstabley7166]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aspaceproductions]

"Whatchoo laughing at pig boy? You find a piece a candy in your pocket?" Killed me as a kid. I remember trying to tell kids at school about this scene and I couldn't stop laughing trying to get it out lol

[@rocky047586]

My favorite part of the line is how he asked him if he found a piece of candy in his pocket! Lol it's like he knew him so well already because, Heathcoat, he does actually get excited about finding candy later on lol.

[@R4hR4h]

0:59 everybody but the deaf boy didn’t jump is hilarious 😂

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

Is that the Shermanator second from the front? The red haired freckled kid.

[@chomnabngen6937]

@@ILikeMyPrivacytbt yes it is. And there goes Tech from Mali Bu Most Wanted.

[@yarrrriamapirate]

good attention to detail

[@christopherword7894]

“You Plotting On Me Boy?”😂😂😂

[@Jchristpsalms8411]

Whats your angle!?!

[@dsl_flix298]

Best thing ever

[@rossrichardson6593]

Well I don't like it, made me feel all funny

[@migbro32]

I use this quote all the time. My wife hates it

[@c.galindo9639]

@@migbro32 because she probably is plotting on you

[@rexlint2520]

This movie is extremely underrated

[@aidanriddle6768]

Facts, I love this movie so much

[@johnmoyarbmg5845]

GTFO. They show this. Rotc in high school these days.

[@newagecinematics]

you think you special or something lol, this movie is known and loved

[@tarifel]

FACTS

[@johnmoyarbmg5845]

Underrated to a kid. That u barely came across this.

[@mkplusultra4171]

"Looks like we got a sickly boy on our hands. So we're gonna have to boost that immune system." 🤣 This movie will always be a classic

[@josephraskal3013]

Lol always looking for highly specific genetic trait that allows anthrax antibodies to be made in the plasma or that odd special trait to be h.i.v resistant or being allowed to grow tobacco

[@21Rushisaband12]

"you think your tears will stop charlie from taking his bayonette and stickin' it in yo little tiny heart?" LMAO

[@capecodeddy]

“Turd heart”

[@Joe_Parmesan]

​@@capecodeddy He said "tiny". Major Payne will fix your hearing for ya

[@albertocuevas3009]

"what you laughing at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket?" lmfao... Always has me dying

[@PatrickRsGhost]

Even as a fat kid (and now a fat adult) I still find this funny.

[@red1387]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vonasurratt3294]

😂😂😂😂

[@roberts4406]

What's your name tubby?

[@kenmorris8219]

Bleed bleed bleed bleet

[@MPPharaoh]

“DUR YEAH DUR” easily one of my favorite parts 😂

[@loganthevillager9176]

6:03

[@jacklingham6069]

honestly got me rolling 🤣

[@jayb4344]

Wouldnt be able to fly now a days….lmao… was hilarious

[@jazsminp1362]

😂😂😂😂

[@steffkez0019]

😂😂😂😂

[@jordandabbs9805]

"What you laughing at pig boy? You find a peice of candy in your pocket? " gets me everytime

[@39mack23]

"Kick yo ass back to Mayberry" 😂 gets me EVERY time 😆😂😆😂

[@AtomFlipper]

0:59 When the gun shots fired... Every kid got startled, except the deaf kid.

[@mirkwoodphotography2089]

Excellent attention to detail.

[@glenncespedes5380]

I actually looked for stuff like that because I wanted to see if he would f it

[@CowboysNo1Fan]

Great eye

[@iweardirtydiapers1114]

You just know the camera crew couldn't stop laughing

[@skyzone7792]

Yeah

[@679iceman]

I would have been that was some funny stuff

[@hadmatter9240]

Just know it was a fucking comedy, so they have the right to laugh.

[@Nightshade17655]

Sir yes sir

[@jessewest3903]

Camera Operator MITCHELL AMUNDSEN 1st Assistant Camera CHRISTOPHER DUSKIN 2nd Assistant Camera PATRICK B. O'BRIEN

[@showtyzzle]

I’m going on 40 yrs old, and this movie is just as good as it was when I first saw it as a little boy! I loved major Payne then and now as adult!

[@joneschilufya867]

me too 🤣🤣.. I still laugh like a little boy.

[@wakkawakkagaming3710]

Damien has so many great roles and memorable quotes, but this movie has got to be the one he's remembered for. I truly can't imagine anyone else in the role

[@atlien1988]

"Oh, well thank you. Now, drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!!" 🤭😂🤣🤣🤣

[@benve_luca]

"I'm sorry mr handicap" got me 💀

[@onojaemiller1649]

That took me out because he thought shit was sweet😂😂

[@anirahhoward5012]

@@onojaemiller1649 facts! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ender_Boy8123]

2:58 "What the hell was that your little freckle-faced cartoon?" -My favorite quote

[@Mitch_frmda1800]

😂rs

[@mcmobius1]

He became the "Sherminator"

[@justahuglyahhboi9676]

@@mcmobius1 Holy shit! That’s him? I knew he looked familiar.😂😂

[@jwnj9716]

followed by the kid's smile.

[@braxtonpierce8768]

Did i give you permission to sneeze Opie?

[@Sanestpenji]

I can actually recite this entire movie word for word. It's my favorite movie of all time, I've seen it so many times I can't even begin to imagine how many times I've watched it since I was a kid.

[@therealjcon]

YOU PLOTTING ON ME BOI

[@Sanestpenji]

@@therealjcon "No sir!" 😨 😡 💢 "Well, let me tell you somethin' ass-eyes. Let me tell you ALL somethin' war has made me very paranoid and when a man gets to eyeballin' me it make my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill 🤬

[@cavontegoodloe4508]

Me too lol

[@pontiacGXPfan]

You were a military brat too?

[@jamesmason2605]

When he said in the beginning of the movie, “Gotta be somebody out there need some killin”. I was hooked.

[@beng4151]

Wayans deserved an Oscar for this. Absolutely hilarious, and he really felt like a drill instructor!!!

[@hbsavage0387]

If I remember correctly his little brother played D and if I remembered that correctly both deserved an Oscar

[@MPPharaoh]

@@hbsavage0387 nephew

[@hbsavage0387]

@@MPPharaoh thanks

[@armaggon5920]

We should start a petition

[@christopherdean1326]

I can't imagine any drill instructor getting anywhere with a stupid, whiny, little kid voice like that. And what kind of super killing-machine special forces warrior goes around with two big-ass GOLD FREAKING TEETH shining out of his mouth????

[@JayRizzi3]

Because of this movie I could NEVER look at a cupcake with pink frosting the same way again...

[@newstarcadefan]

OH my goodness gracious....that was one of the best scenes. Too bad on television they edit out the fart.

[@ericochoa4271]

I remember watching this for the first time when I was a kid. My face hurt from laughing and smiling so much.

[@skrillztheentourage]

"What the hell was that you little freckled face cartoon "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1801297868]

"Achoo" " What the hell was that you freckled face cartoon... " One of my favorite movies growing up 🤣🤣

[@speddygonzales5]

Did I give you permission to sneeze Opie? 😂😂😂😂

[@cameronbondwe_the_cuz]

@@speddygonzales5 no sir

[@josephcrawford7922]

Same here 😂😂😂

[@jamesteegardner2273]

That was the funniest one.

[@zerofink2586]

I think he made mad comic reference

[@TheOpenerXD]

My favorite quote ever from this movie is “Thats a mighty fine handshake you got there. You wanna wrestle?”

[@braxtonpierce8768]

I would pay to watch her mud wrestling some other chick at this time

[@patrickthompson8142]

My favorite line till this day is “You’ll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy look in the dictionary between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis‘. That’s where you’ll find my sympathy.” 😂

[@derekthegreat]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kgreg1956]

​@@patrickthompson8142I still use that one.

[@chomnabngen6937]

5:45 “ Mr Handicapped Man “ reference to ILC. 😂😂

[@jasetwells9335]

“Know this. Killing is my business ladies. And business is good!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@snakeeyes2551]

At the head shaving part I always wonder 3 things. 1. Did shave their heads because of Alex or was he gonna shave their heads no matter what? 2. Why the cadets just let him shave their heads? 3. Why is Dotson the only one that looks happy he got his head shaved?

[@BugsyMogues]

“Ya like the way I handle these white boys?” That always killed me 😂😂😂

[@pethrosuriahson6156]

"I am NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER" #equaltreatment

[@misterabel_9017]

He replies 'Malcolm X' 😁

[@lildeepthroat3344]

@@misterabel_9017 “I AM NOT YO DAM BROTHER”😑

[@almightybeedee]

@@lildeepthroat3344 Now drop down and give me 20 squat thrusts now!

[@Cryptic0013]

The Corps has always been very progressive: everyone is equally worthless.

[@thereallilgreg__]

“Let me see that belly roll..1 tubby tubby...come on pork chop...2 tubby tubby” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victorgodinez1296]

Thought he said chubby chubby😂

[@codynovak8259]

@@victorgodinez1296 he says chubby chubby on the second sit up

[@Ender_Boy8123]

"Whoo you're a pure genius who are you Red Fox?" 😂😂😂😂

[@SubjectDelta20]

What's always confused me is with how strict and hardcore Payne is, why he let him get away with those half-a**ed attempts at a sit up.

[@markdavis6039]

😂😂😂

[@blaquephoenixrisen]

This was my brothers favorite part of the movie. He took me and my other brother to the movies to see it. Great memories! R.I.P SGT Wright. I miss you beyond words. 💜💜💜 Always my favorite Soldier.

[@Omari1125]

"I see we have a sickly boy on our hand, well we're gonna have to boots your immune system, drop down and give me 25."🤣🤣🤣

[@hisdukeness3037]

Man they can’t make movies like this anymore

[@babyjoker5395]

You're right about that,no originality these days.

[@devaughnsalter7379]

@@babyjoker5395 This would trigger the SJWs.

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

@@devaughnsalter7379 even most SJWs understand that the military is one monster they can't tackle.

[@devaughnsalter7379]

@@DarthDestructusTheSithLord But movies based on the military are a different story.

[@devaughnsalter7379]

@@DarthDestructusTheSithLord That aside, these colors don't run.

[@Fast.Money956]

Mans said "dur yee dur" 😭

[@alexpalex8916]

🤣🤣

[@hunterparker6020]

LMFAO

[@edwincolon3270]

COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THEY MADE THIS MOVIE TODAY ALL THE JOKES WOULD CENSORED INSTANTLY ESPCIALLY THE HANDICAP JOKES

[@A_PringlesCanwithVeins]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@MillieMoBuckz]

How did he know what to say tho?! Lol

[@charliep5139]

We watched this in JROTC in the 90s on every trip😂

[@robertc7232]

Will always be considered a comedy classic. Damon Wayans crushed this role so well that it's impossible to imagine anyone else playing the role of Major Payne and making it work.

[@unclejim007]

Released in 1995 and still the best military movie I've ever seen.

[@VagueMemory]

You haven't seen many military movies. This is a comedy that is far from accurate militarily.

[@unclejim007]

@@VagueMemory Seen many military movies I know It's a comedy I just liked the movie more than other movies

[@woodyburns]

Have you not seen Midway with Glenn Ford, In Harm’s Way with John Wayne and Kirk Douglas, Top Gun, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, Mr Roberts, or Heartbreak Ridge?

[@twisted_kila]

stripes starring bill murray was excellent too tho. idk which one i like better

[@TheOmgWtfLawl]

@@woodyburns Hacksaw Ridge

[@deraelevans222]

“I see we have a sickly boy “ 🤣🤣😂

[@danestrenton]

WE GUN HAVE TO BOOST THAT IMMUNE SYSTEM SON

[@Imperialloyalist510]

"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25 PUSH-UPS"

[@cameronbondwe_the_cuz]

@@Imperialloyalist510 COUNT EM OUT

[@abrahamdabo2576]

"I am not your damn brother, naw drop down and give me 20"😂😂😂

[@jcrocky]

That *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP* sound that Major Payne made kinda helped me do a Kermit the frog impression😂

[@arianalangley3673]

“Yeah sir actually he is deaf” “Oh, thank you. Now drop down and give me 20 more for speaking out of line”

[@rezeeo-1246]

25

[@damianthebeholder6775]

Out loud*

[@morbidsstudio]

You give me 25 for comprehension issues 😂

[@A_Wzone]

interesting fact if he was going to answer that the correct response would have been for him to ask "Sir permission to speak" "Granted" "Sir he actually is deaf"

[@ytnickgucci178]

“It makes my agent orange act up”😂😂😂😂

[@raegasper3092]

And I get the urge to kill 😂

[@coldycrusher5057]

LMAO 🤣

[@jessetellez3924]

This is actually a wonderful and heart felt movie.

[@allencampbell1058]

0:01 that guy was always my favorite character 🤣

[@SunDragon243]

Same

[@Drummerboykhari12]

0:10 is so wholesome when you really look at it. Dude's about to leave but remembers his friend is deaf so he taps him on the shoulder. Never noticed that. Also I didn't notice the dude in the beginning flipping him off as he was rallying everyone up haha.

[@necro5430]

D flipped him off, Tiger and Leland were playing with the Hose, Heathcoat was eating, the rest complied

[@majormolineux8808]

One detail i noticed because of you is when Payne fires his pistol, everyone get scared, except this kid. Good one!

[@FireMadeFleshII]

Major Payne, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, & Friday...all released in 1995. All are still as hilarious as they were then. When comedy transcends time & doesn't feel dated...Classic 👌🏿

[@deshawndodd7883]

And Bad Boys And Die Hard With A Vengeance They Were Action Comedies

[@magnumpi8097]

👊💯👌

[@ayntchytius]

All produced by the Wayans

[@andrewtoribio83]

The key is to not rely totally on pop culture references. Pop culture fades from memory and people don't even understand why a joke was funny a decade down the road. Damon Wayans yelling at a bunch of kids will always be funny, because it relies on nothing but itself.

[@RB01.10]

1995. Year I was born.

[@jaywjr2456]

This movie takes me back to when I was 8. I used to watch this movie with my sisters and my father. I was too young to understand a lot and laughed at the obvious. Now in my mid 30s I can enjoy this movie even more. In my book this movie is classic.

[@khaosking2937]

2:28 how I feel when my brother keeps calling my name

[@fundifferent1]

People always say this, but they really DON'T make movies like this anymore. The humor, the camera, the child actors all very 90s perfection. Everything these days has to be either over the top or hyper realistic. The 90s always had the best balance of absurd/fantasy and realism

[@jamaalcurry8990]

Exactly 💯

[@sstringcheesee]

as someone from the 2000s, i can say i agree when i watch 90s movies they just hit different

[@benondatop]

This scene is one of the greatest comedic performances in this history of cinema. The number of quotable lines from this scene itself yet alone the whole movie is too many to count. Absolute BRILLIANCE.

[@gone.golfing]

History of cinema?

[@xavier3982]

I swear I STILL laugh to this day at the line "I have 8 weeks to turn u gagle of maggots, into a well trained cadet unit"!! The world needs major Payne now more than ever in 2023

[@1vettedog164]

I am 55 and have loved this movie since it came out laugh every time I watch it always hoped he would make a part 2 The bed time story the little train and bubba omg 😆

[@theoriginalmurphy5015]

Whole Team: BOOOOO!!!! Major Payne: “Shoots Pistol In Air!! 😂😂😂

[@Thompsonnw]

The Deaf Kid doesn't even flinch.

[@systemshocker2875]

those shots had *so much bass* put in

[@protogenliffy]

"You nasty little worm" God this makes me hysterical every single time

[@hawaiiboiskeezah8084]

That was savage his face was the look of pure disgust haha

[@rocky047586]

His face! He looked so disgusted! Lol.

[@user-pg3nu5rx1h]

Every line in this scene is worth an Oscar..

[@RizkymArifin]

0:30 Your BEST Drill Sergeant

[@H2ThaP]

IIIII AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!!! 😂😂

[@EggheadJr1]

It's funny because that's actually his nephew.

[@summersanders54]

@@EggheadJr1 really lol

[@NevaSellmySoul]

@@summersanders54 yup

[@anthonyabney4709]

That's his actual nephew.

[@braxtonpierce8768]

Yep, that's Damien Wayans His mom is an unknown of the Wayans siblings, or she's just not as popular as the others are

[@PaddyPowerofficial]

The sneezing kid became the legendary "sherminator"

[@martro9266]

was he? holy sh!t, i did not know but he looks just like him! you are right. LMAO!!!

[@efosaosayande492]

Yep, that's him

[@harindersidhu2306]

I thought he turned into Rorschach from watchmen

[@braxtonpierce8768]

@@harindersidhu2306 No that was Jackie Earle Haley who played Rorschach. Chris Owen plays Sherminator

[@efosaosayande492]

@@braxtonpierce8768 And that kid ain't Owen?

[@xtheerobjames3376]

What if I told you that this movie is the SOLE reason I served 10 years. It started with JRTOC, in high school, and I was so invested in the program that I didn’t want to leave that lifestyle after graduation, so I swore in and did the real thing. This movie definitely shaped a whole career for me

[@airjordan60]

3:49 LMAO

[@exotiqblend28]

"You nasty little worm"🤣🤣🤣

[@philipgomez349]

Go change your Huggies, boy, and be back here pronto!

[@SierraBravo347]

"What are you laughing at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in ya pocket??" 😆🍬

[@christiant1516]

NO SIR!!!

[@Tiger17music]

What’s ur name tubby?

[@Kosteye1]

He.. Неathcoat, sir!

[@ZARiNA851]

1 tubby tubby, 2 tubby tubby 😂😂😭😭

[@airjordan60]

Heathcoat? You know you remind me of the Doughboy. If I poke your stomach, will it make you go ooh hoo-o-o-o?

[@ramid4643]

Payne: you hold it turd Tiger: *I CAINT* Best thing Tiger ever said lol 😆 2:02

[@JustinChipmunkToyStoryAnimator]

Payne: I Said hold it or I will break that up and kick it around on the ground!

[@joelgermany1236]

Still one of the greatest movies of all time. Holds up whenever.

[@kendram5379]

I'm sorry Mr. Handicapped man...😂😂

[@derricknichols5787]

Major Payne did not discriminate

[@asahmosskmf4639]

In basic training they called the group with all the stress leg fractures ( micro-bone fractures )from running, the crutch brigade.

[@StoneColdSolidus]

Dör yes Dör xD

[@TheBigmobe]

Lol

[@noirpxp_9751]

Thir yeh thir

[@XoXoDreaMeoXoX]

Nostalgia hitting hard. Growing up with brothers, Major Payne, The Sandlot, Camp Nowhere and Rookie of The Year were household favorites.

[@kesterwilliams4236]

Hello

[@tommygunn8227]

I know all of those and they are so good especially sandlot

[@tmoney0212]

Rookie of the year was my shit

[@andrewblancheiii4464]

Money Mud!

[@luishinojosa9791]

Don't forget The big Green and the little rascals!

[@busterellis7188]

One of the best movies ever.

[@FinniganHealey]

"Killin' is my business, and business is GOOOOOOD" greatest line ever

[@jeremyocampo5476]

Major Payne: It make you feel good see a black man run that huh? Cadet D: Malcom X 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@summersanders54]

Lmaooo

[@dec13666]

Cadet D: Most random and yet most timely reply ever 😂👍

[@Ender_Boy8123]

Major Payne: well let me tell you something D Cadet D: yea Brother? Major Payne: why don't you come a little closer.... *I. AM NOT. YOU'RE DAMN BROTHER!!!!! NOT DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50 SQUAT THRUST NOW!!!!!!!*

[@braxtonpierce8768]

@@Ender_Boy8123 He ain't his brother, but IRL he is Damon Wayans nephew

[@Ender_Boy8123]

@@braxtonpierce8768 dude I was quoting off the movie. But thanks for the fact

[@profjay-zl4np]

“I, AM NOT, YO DAMN BRUTHA!!” 😭

[@RudyBaseball55]

“I’M YOUR DAMN UNCLE!!” I’m sure he said that behind the scenes

[@wrongfootmcgee]

the brimmin at the end is beautiful brought an actual tear to my eye (brimming is when a drill instructor hits you about the face with the brim of their hat while yelling at you, a relic of a military that no longer exists)

[@tomservo5347]

I can only imagine how much fun and laughter there was on set.

[@StickyIckyFresh]

Being born in 92', this will forever be one of my favorite comedies!

[@kkingofkingzq9032]

I was born 1990 even.An i agree🤣Fuck i miss the 90'z😔

[@hawaiiboiskeezah8084]

Yeeee Jan 12 92 babeh lesss gooo

[@SonofSolomon]

91 here it’s amazing watched it hundreds of times know every line

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

100th like

[@taajwarpope2708]

Born in 1993 for me.

[@Will.Flavell]

4:44 I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!!! 😂😂😂

[@00smokie]

NOW DROP DOWN GIVE ME 20 SQUAT DROP NOW.

[@The_Ultimate_Agent]

@@00smokie WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ASS EYES!?

[@trent_king]

​@@00smokie squat thrust*

[@Blundabus1337]

4:30 I like how despite everything, Payne is not racist.

[@prinz89]

You expected him to be why?

[@Blundabus1337]

@@prinz89 He hates... a lot of things.

[@jarvisvance4062]

Definitely one of my favorites. When he roasted the line. Like the way I handled.. takes me back to Basic training everytime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ludwinmendoza1798]

"If he's still in there, he ain't happy"🤣

[@justinwalker2460]

You wanna hear the story of the little engine that could? 😂😂😂

[@itzGCODE]

"Do. not. a. Tempt. To. Cha. Llenge. My. Au. Tho. Ritay." - love it

[@lanettecunningham5103]

Lmao

[@drummer7tama]

7am and I'm literally in tears! What a great way to wake up! 😂😂

[@yosemitesam4404]

"I'm sowwy, Mr. Handicap Man." Lmao. Good stuff.

[@kencook662]

His face wen Tiger said “I CAN’T” 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrMarmaduke09]

Lmaoo I never noticed that

[@masterjustin2246]

😒

[@KEN-1991]

Orlando Brown is the kind of guy who is naturally hilariously even when he's being serious.

[@bevans224]

"It makes my agent orange act up, and I get the urge to kill" best line in the whole movie

[@blaccknight1]

When da homie shot the gun in the air and scared the kids. 😂😂😂 I'm not the only one who was weak...

[@josemoreno4636]

I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor...so do I

[@Bg12789]

"Whats yo name girlfriend " 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@cameronbondwe_the_cuz]

Deak Williams but the boys call me D sir you can call me D

[@raegasper3092]

@@cameronbondwe_the_cuz D

[@cameronbondwe_the_cuz]

@@raegasper3092 Yeah Bruh

[@raegasper3092]

@@cameronbondwe_the_cuz You like the way I handle these white boys, D?

[@cameronbondwe_the_cuz]

@@raegasper3092 Oh Yeah

[@motordudeable]

Damian Wayans played this part so well. Such talent in that family.

[@DocAcher]

Man, this was such a funny movie 🤣🤣🤣 The character growth at the end of it tho ❤️

[@tommyboy7820]

Thanks for sharing