ANCIENT Wine Making from SCRATCH w/ Foraged Grapes

[@htme]

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[@yonghuichen7159]

Hello

[@shootymcshootfacekoff7972]

If you need some pointers on gun or electronics just ask (PhD in electrical engineering and a good gunsmith)

[@thelethalpredator672]

My grandma used to make wine with a grape vine in her back yard but its been a long time so the vine doesnt grow many grapes anymore

[@MrAqr2598]

Congratulations, you have unlocked wine, the hero of human history behind the scenes.

[@justsomerandomguy8210]

That hornet I think it might be a white faced hornet

[@scottjackson2812]

“I don’t know if there’s any alcohol in it.” Narrator: There was alcohol in it.

[@ThatBassistK]

Right after he said that Lauren almost took out the table and I nearly died laughing. I think there was alcohol in all of it, Andy 😂.

[@Clvisnsnvntks]

Result of todays battle : Alcoholism won

[@kokoslegend4850]

*You died* Respawn

[@kokoslegend4850]

Among us reference

[@kamikarii]

Not sure how or when it would fit into your timeline, but seeing you all make mead would be cool!

[@laurenapolis]

Stay tuned :-)

[@literate-aside]

Super weird; I thought they'd done it already!

[@archeroakes8338]

@@literate-aside nah I think they made moonshine (beer)

[@matthewnoland4415]

Mead was known to exist as early as 7000 BCE

[@garethbaus5471]

It has been speculated that mead might have been the first alcoholic beverage, so they definitely could make mead they just need some bees.

[@linecraftman3907]

My favorite channel How To Make Booze From Everything uploaded once again!

[@sevilleandcoarthouse2960]

Bruh,this ain't nileRed

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

@@sevilleandcoarthouse2960 woooooooshhhh!

[@something1600]

@@Bleepbleepblorbus Woooooooooooooooooossssssshhhhhhh!

[@athada4736]

We live in a generation where you have to censor your feet...

[@geyotepilkington2892]

i love it

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Lol you had to in the 1900s too

[@cobytang]

Back to the 18th century LOLOLOL

[@qlum]

If that were the case we wouldn't have to sensor boobies though.

[@Novercain442]

Feet pics are a potential money maker, they can't be showing them for free, 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkestVampire92]

Wait why did they censor her feet- Oh- Ohhhh This is the internet, i remember now. Though the censor on the ancient vases is hilarious.

[@OneViolentGentleman]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if thousands of feet fetishists suddenly cried out in terror... :p

[@GamerBROS-vd2if]

If feet need to be blurred then we need jesus.

[@jonahkahn382]

I mean they’re probably inviting more of that sort of thing by implying it’s sexual, that kind of preempting tends to backfire here...

[@mandytran8023]

We live in a society

[@BothHands1]

Stat Opre let them cry.

[@majorfallacy5926]

is all the foot blurring a joke or is it actually in response to internet creeps?

[@laurenapolis]

No free foot pics 😂

[@KAPINVideos]

Major Fallacy yea, i think that is the main reason.

[@alisa.maks26]

@@laurenapolis lmao that's actually hilarious! :D

[@clivelambert-oe7kg]

Technically not true the video is being monetized so they aint free pics

[@norwegiannightmare8843]

Only for patreon subs

[@lordjacobstroman6521]

Just casually finding marijuana "Smells kinda citrusy"

[@bluewolf194]

Its not marijuana its just hemp left over from WW2.

[@eribertosolano4634]

bluewolf194 wow I thought it was weed 😂

[@DankMemes69420]

nice

[@nachollorente47]

I think is a male weed plant, the male helps to keep away the plagues and other insects

[@bow-tiedengineer4453]

judging by the height, it's just hemp. the main difference is that hemp is optimized for amount of fiber, while marijuana in optimized for the amount of THC.

[@thedicepticons]

Ok, now I'm fully sold on Lauren. She's settled in and brings out a nice side of Andy too. Good team.

[@laurenapolis]

Thank you :-)

[@Guffy1990]

@@laurenapolis Just checked the channel to see if it was the real you and... What in the hell was your latest video!? That was creepy! But yeah, wasn't sold on you at first, but you've really nailed the settling in process and the "Oh Sh1t" that wasn't censored was pretty funny too! I'm glad I don't have to deal with hornets, I'd probably be running faster than you! "You don't have to be the fastest, you only have to be faster than the slowest person" - Abradolf Linkler, Probably

[@laurenapolis]

SovietandScotsman that was andy and I testing out something i made for an upcoming episode lol

[@3312-q2e]

@@laurenapolis sneaky t-shirt change at 13:32

[@Guffy1990]

@@laurenapolis ooohhh spooky! It's close to the most magical time of the year I suppose!

[@ThePhantazmya]

"I'm not sure there is any alchohol in this," then proceeds to nearly knock over the table. Yeah I think you're tipsy.

[@peterbellek1791]

They were def tipsy af u could tell😂😂😂

[@devianterigawn847]

Make a T-shirt that says "The Bees don't like liars!"

[@starshot5172]

Yes!

[@Nobody-xp1bz]

Smart one

[@marinebiologistboy]

KZbin is getting real comfortable with these double ads.

[@BooDamnHoo]

I'm not.

[@abdulazisali8818]

Yeah

[@TheMijman]

Yeah, I'm guessing that's the new norm. Then it'll be 3.

[@lordhelmchen616]

adblockers on pc or youtube vanced on mobile solve that problem

[@tribezara761]

Its freaking so annoying

[@simondoesthings]

She brought so much humour and light-heartedness into the show. I love it

[@marcezs08]

Someday this man will discover a clay fermentation pot, with a water airlock

[@18Rhapsody]

That's what I use for my fermented vegetables and my miso

[@灰灰-d9f]

For a red wine, you don’t filter it before fermentation. You need that maceration step to allow tannins and color to leach in the juice. Or if you are making a rose, forget what I said.....

[@vejovis1248]

It was how it was actually made, more similar to rose

[@benjaming5395]

13:24 HER SHIRT changed for anyone not paying attention

[@robinyilmaz1155]

Thank you!

[@BothHands1]

rofl, probably spilled some wine on the first one 😅

[@MyCookieRomance]

I noticed that! Whyyyy?? 😩😩😂

[@nrrork]

4:15 Oh, I thought that was about to be their way of revealing Lauren had prosthetic legs for a second. I was like "Damn, you'd never know from watching her walk around." I guess I've been smoking too much of what they didn't bother to hide in this video...

[@septimus0746]

Ok putting the story of the melon war on the vases was Fantastic because it just further authenticates building society from scratch hahaha. You guys even have your own legends and myths of wars of yore! I love it! keep up the good work :D

[@johnpossum556]

I'm upvoting this for the upside down milk crate rolling trick because I picked gallons of my grapes about 1-2 weeks ago and it was a lot more work than that. I hope I remember this trick for next year.

[@laurenapolis]

It worked so well!!

[@pedrobrasil1036]

Imagine in the ancient times they be like "to the pottery room!" To create pots for shit

[@Tagout10593]

I bet they all just had and re-used pots that they owned and passed down through generations. Ceramics seem to last quite a while.

[@dethslaker1990]

Im sure they had markets where they could buy pots from skilled pottery people

[@draco5991rep]

@@dethslaker1990 you mean they did not build their own houses, furniture, produced their own cloth and pottery, hunted for food and so on? You are suggesting there were some kind of professionals for each task? What a crazy idea, why don't we do the same, crazy.

[@EvelynH-tj1qt]

when you break a pot and your mom grounds you until you make a new one.

[@EvelynH-tj1qt]

@@dethslaker1990 Pottery was invented before society, so for a decent time there wasn't.

[@dsauce1257]

7:06 I think it’s a bald faced hornet. They are black and white

[@jic-mack1491]

It is indeed, I was just about to post the same!

[@dsauce1257]

It's funny, they have hornet in the name but they aren't actually hornets

[@schottiey]

I've grown up always calling them white a** hornet's for obvious reasons.

[@garlicneggplant9846]

+

[@voodoovince8001]

HTME is one of those KZbinr that has the highest chance of surviving the apocalypse.

[@Choppytehbear1337]

You should try making mead. Its _the_ oldest fermented beverage in the word.

[@monkmayfair3487]

Doubtful. Beer was probably the first femented beverage in the world. So old in fact that there is disagreement whether cities and writing were developed for bread or beer. Mead certainly is ancient, but by no means the oldest.

[@fgvcosmic6752]

@@monkmayfair3487 isnt mead basically old honey? Thatd likely happen without humans making it older right?

[@casparvoncampenhausen5249]

@@fgvcosmic6752 old honey is the same as new honey, honey doesn't age, meas is bear with honey, I think

[@eschlerc]

@@fgvcosmic6752 Mead requires water to be added to the honey and then fermented. I guess it could maybe happen by accident if a beehive got waterlogged or something, but that's doubtful. Honey on its own lasts pretty much forever!

[@alexanderludvigsen1893]

FGV Cosmic its based on honey

[@yonghuichen7159]

3:49 I didn’t know crocs grow from vines

[@birdman217]

Awww its just a baby croc

[@laurenapolis]

Cherry tomato croc

[@SZ-xr4uh]

Wine is the oldest beverage: Sad water cries

[@alexanderludvigsen1893]

Mead: am i a joke to you??

[@HDTomo]

@@alexanderludvigsen1893 yes

[@samnottheotherone4363]

Pretty sure they said one of

[@anustwist6305]

Alcoholic beverage*

[@calcaware]

Tea disliked.

[@Unwinter]

Not giving it to foot fetishists. Nice job!

[@laurenapolis]

They’ll never catch me

[@foty8679]

Tbh, pretty useless, there are fetishes for everything, if you want to be safe in everything she needs to walk around entireley blurred, also, do you know way more people have a leg fetish then a feet fetish?

[@cindaquil8950]

Haha! The T-shirt change at 13:24!

[@Bread_Lord]

Hey it’s dr stone

[@saltygrandpa9683]

Very good anime

[@niallcowman0]

Yeah but I don't think Andy is 3734 years old

[@theonyxarm3787]

Yes

[@himinemiga6512]

Wait htme liked your comment soo... That means he knows it!?

[@himinemiga6512]

Irl dr.stone lol

[@josejimenez896]

I love how even in the time-lapses we always see Lauren laughing and smiling about something. It's so cute

[@RecoilOperated]

The king of random: GRACE'S FEET HTME: yeeeeaaaaahhhh we know ya'll are weirdos. we're blurring Lauren's feet. freaks.

[@Nicksloan91]

8:22 good call on blurring the feet. Keeps the pervs at bay.

[@EtienneLouw]

I used to like watching this channel but the vibe that Lauren brings I love watching these episode's, got great chemistry between the 2 of you. Keep up the enjoyable show!

[@davidjohanson5911]

Lauren’s calves look like a horror movie while stomping the grapes.

[@hommn1926]

"THE BEES DON'T LIKE LIARS"

[@gooball2005]

i love the little jokes the two of you are cracking all the time

[@ell-ell_elI]

Understandable that the feet were edited out but still hilarious 😂😂😂

[@laurenapolis]

Lol can’t be too careful 😂

[@Araanor]

i don´t really get it. it´s an American taboo?

[@ell-ell_elI]

Araanor not a taboo but there are websites dedicated to rating and fetishizing peoples feet😂😂😂

[@tighreed9473]

I can never find a channel that will actually make me laugh, but I think I found it

[@pandeomonia]

"The bees don't like liars!" lmao

[@gavinli1368]

Starting to feel like Dr. Stone again. Time to get some important chemicals from wines and sugars and bacteria doing their work. Access to acids, alcohols, lots of fun chemistry stuff.

[@matthewnoland4415]

Ayo doctor stone was a tight series can’t wait for season 2

[@ArchieKeen1]

Senku probably watched this channel before he was petrified lol

[@quasitonality3887]

I found a new series to binge! 😆 This channel is one of the dopest things I've ever seen, it's legit just like Doctor Stone irl 🤘👨‍🔬👩‍🔬

[@walkingTANK]

7:44 Go Pack Go!

[@claytonbarnes7754]

Expectation: How to make Ancient Wine Reality: How to make a Great Couple

[@fandyus4125]

Are they dating?

[@KaiZeHero]

You're one of my favorite youtubers

[@LiveFreeOrDieDH]

Blurred feet. HTME understands the internet! 😂

[@lancegordon5492]

Literally picked wild grapes for wine making a week ago and my primary fermentation is almost done. PERFECT timing!!! There’s very few resources on the subject of wild grape wjne

[@magnusbrnnumskovbjerg180]

Love how they cover the feet

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Omg FINALLY someone taught Andy about slipping and scoring, and coil pots 🙏

[@TheyCallMeIce]

2:05 creepers kill you. big surprise

[@OneViolentGentleman]

Minecraft saving lives with invaluable knowledge!

[@Ellanion]

I love the dedication to No Free Feet Pics.

[@demolisherman1763]

4:45 (gotta watch at 0.25x playback speed) are those googly eyes on the amphora?

[@Archxr]

Yh i think

[@laurenapolis]

Good catch ☺️

[@Derpman_99]

I was just searching up on wine making for a project and came across this amazing channel! Wholesome video and very elegant filming

[@propopopa6869]

5:32 I am not toph I am melon lord

[@thisguyithinkdaone]

The tomato shirt is so amazing

[@nrrork]

The bees and wasps would freak me out too much. When I was a kid, my dad rightly told me they won't sting you if you just leave them be. He WRONGLY continued by saying "Unless they fly up inside your shirt or pant leg and get stuck in there." So guess what I'm still terrified of to this day? Especially because the few times I HAVE been stung, that's how it happened.

[@kokoslegend4850]

Wasps are cunts with wings. If they fly against your head, you have a good chance to be stung. Keep calm, that helps to not get them aggressive. Bees and bumblebees are not aggressive. They can just walk and sit on your hand without stinging. No joke. If they fly against you, your chances are very low to get stung, but they still possibly can, because they can get scared. They are just friendly.

[@kaitlyn__L]

@@kokoslegend4850 trufax. Plus, if you're able to stay still and calm, a bee can slowly un-screw their stinger from you and leave without pulling their guts out.

[@foty8679]

​@@kaitlyn__L If you get stung and it flies away it was not a bee, they cant unscrew their stinger, its barbed and our skin is just too thick, the bee pulls and pulls until it rips, normally they fight other insects where they can pull out without problems, but not with our skin (at least most parts, if you get stung in the eyelid or ear they may be able to leave because the skin is thinner there)

[@joojooi]

I enjoy this new girl, Looks like Andy’s more happy with her around

[@MisterTalkingMachine]

And then you wonder why there's no electricity 3:08 Those grapes are for power factor correction

[@mrnice4434]

Your pottery skills are getting better :)

[@matthewravenhouk7323]

The bacteria that turns wine into vinegar comes from the vinegar fly, which appears like magic around any fermentation. Just the slightest contact will ruin the whole batch. That is why, when making wine, the most important thing is to protect the batch from flies, hence all the fermentation traps and such.

[@samuelromero5786]

13:25 i love your shirt

[@propopopa6869]

5:32 I Am not Toph I Am Melon Lord Hahahaha Like if you know where its from

[@micahrobbins8353]

I knew what it was from but didn’t like

[@Severalangrybees]

The pottery skill has improved HUGELY what the hell

[@ofelipem]

I love Lauren! She should have her own show 👏

[@krsco9894]

I actually decided to make my own homemade wine. Just crushed some grapes, separated the juices from the solids, and let it ferment while mixing daily. And it works :D

[@LacrosseHaniel]

So we just gonna ignore the weed plant?

[@Kalalalambur]

I was looking for this comment!

[@aj-ii8xf]

Its wild hemp

[@ashtonmoore5264]

Yes

[@Guffy1990]

No, because it wasn't ignored at all and he even smelled and commented on its' citrus-ey smell.

[@mateoguerrero7977]

Yeah

[@lorenzopanza2082]

your creative team is having way too much fun haha 😂 especially with the feet hahahahaha

[@brandonmaravilla6580]

Feet

[@seirramoon388]

So were at wine, when are we tackling concrete?

[@gakulon]

Is that an ace dragon profile pic? Right on!

[@AdamShaiken]

I loved the tomato shirt !!!

[@laurenapolis]

Molbo says thank you!

[@danielmaylett1710]

7:20 everyone does

[@notoverlyacerbic9574]

This really is a good video series idea for channel growth.. You make this video about wine which brings in me and other wine enjoyers.. some of us watch and move on but a few become subscribers.. Then next week it is the whiskey enjoyers,then the perhaps the home built computer enjoyers,so on and so forth..

[@kelseybank]

Even the idea of tomato wine is a curse. Lauren’s fake feet were lookin’ fiiiiiiine if I do say so myself. When is Andy getting his new glasses?!

[@biggiesmalls7682]

Saw your TikTok and was waiting for this episode 😂

[@laurenapolis]

Lol!! 😊😊

[@kryler8252]

That big black hornet is called a Bald-faced Hornet.

[@AO00720]

Kryler and they sting like a exposed electricity cable

[@RocketChild]

13:36 Lol how Lauren changed her shirt for the tomato wine... The tomato's face is too appropriate for the final taste XD lmao

[@WillMoff0]

4:00 someone doesn't want to end up on wikifeet lol.

[@kingofnuclearfallout39]

Yes I was hoping a video like this

[@drvelocci]

We’re just gonna ignore the weed plant...K

[@aj-ii8xf]

Its wild hemp

[@ZedaZ80]

Yeah, it's also known as "ditch weed" (which is how it was referred to in the video) and has very, very little THC :P

[@SmeshRoom]

Init I thought it was jokes

[@teslacoil4335]

its hemp, completely normal for that area

[@kalokalo4]

Hey, we started making red wine last year as a hobby, and i get that modern wine may be different, but we do not add anything to the wine, the only modern tech is the masher and the barrels. But we still leave the wine open for a week with the actual grapes still in it. They help seal the violent fermentation that takes place within the first week, just stir once a day and leave it. Then just close the barrel and don't touch it for a few weeks. Way after that you remove the grapes and squeeze and strain the liquid, after it has turned into wine. No yeast or sugar or anything like that. Maybe this method might prove more effective in future wine episodes :D

[@Mesomalinas]

I really enjoyed this episode. As always, great educational content. But the wine tasting had me smiling all through, it seemed really fun. Keep up the great content Andy! And I hope Lauren stays on the show, I think she really fits and adds great personality !

[@menialharpsichordist553]

you forgot the lead acetate

[@MyrKnof]

Lauren got some character, perfect choice for this channel!

[@bishop8958]

It might've been a good idea to add a tiny amount of grape to the tomatoes, to ensure some Yeast got into it and actually made Ethanol.

[@Dr.Cosmar]

2:26, don't mind him, just admiring the citrus berry weed, it's a misnomer because it contains no citrus, and yields no berries...but it's a weed for sure.

[@cheezusfriest]

What’s a wine expert called? “ a Somali eh?”..

[@maindepth8830]

I remember when i was about 7 or 8 i went to winery as school trip. One of the activities was to step on grapes for a like 2 hours

[@ReDMooNTVV]

wikifeet users in shambles rn

[@laurenapolis]

They’ll never get me!

[@jalitzaa.v]

Love the shirt switch for the tomato wine 🤣

[@thegeekconservative6593]

"there's a huge hornet that's like black" That's not a hornet....

[@mateoguerrero7977]

What is it?

[@skillinp1388]

It's a bald-faced hornet

[@IsardPragmatique93]

Make a barrel to improve on the fermentation plus you have everything necessary and it was an improuvement on ceramic countainers

[@hemishjoseph7401]

The size of that marijuana plant just out in the open ...the US wilding now

[@turtle7792]

hemp

[@LastBastion]

That's hemp, for the fiber

[@mycelia_ow]

​@@turtle7792 just the male version of the same planet, but yes it is hemp

[@mycelia_ow]

Lol there are farms of that stuff not more than 3 miles from where this was recorded

[@xmemegodx]

Richard the ginger boss posing in the thumbnail. Impressive

[@charlesmcgill2974]

Lol

[@fgellert5623]

i think lauren is such a good fit!! shes so lovely :D

[@laurenapolis]

Thank you so much :-)

[@lukesteele5013]

the civilization 3 million years in the future finding your pottery is very confused right now why you depicted a war against fruit.

[@theblackbaron4119]

The duck would be happy when walking up to your stand. Bam ba bam, because you got grapes!

[@vinceraineing]

The next logical series should be "how to make a baby" starring you two.

[@akinoha7961]

yayyyy htme is back to make me happyyyyy

[@Official_Random_Guy]

How are you going to inflate the total price on this one now.

[@spencerlarios538]

BRING ON THE WEED EPISODE

[@BlackDragonWitheHawk]

what crazzy world needs censoring of feet? do you have a feet fetishist stalking? 🤔😂

[@legion4902]

That slipping and scoring was smooth