Making a Wall Mounted Wood Splitter - ASMR Workshop Build

Often I go out to the workshop in the evening to relax and sit by the fire, but splitting kindling with an axe late at night is a bit noisy so I decided to make a wall mounted splitter that should be quieter or at least be a new fun toy to play with. So I gathered up some scrap bits of metal and made a rough but nice wall mounted wood splitter. Hope you enjoy this ASMR style vid, if you have any questions please drop a comment.
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Skye
Swamp Valley

[@craigpalmer347]

Quallity workmanship Skye 👍👍👍👍🌲🌲🔥

[@thebeardedstork432]

Beautiful! I enjoyed watching that! Nice to see someone using their two hands to create something special. Well done, and a well deserved reward at the end! Thanks

[@philosborn1840]

I like the ending!👍🏻🇨🇦

[@brianjamieson8653]

Handy wee bit of a tool there for splitting the kindlers 👍

[@pnyarrow]

Hi Skye. A briiliant idea well executed. Thanks for sharing. Stay safe in these troubled times. ATB. Nigel.

[@SwampValley]

Cheers Nigel 👍 All the best mate

[@KalleBejstam]

Lovely work and video

[@michaelsexton5573]

Nice little project, thanks Skye!

[@terryw.milburn8565]

Y E S ! Wicked Brew Popper& Slick Wood Processor There Skye ! Stay Safe Friend ! ATB T God Bless

[@SwampValley]

Thanks Terry 👍 Hope you're keeping well mate.

[@adamsowter923]

Skye love your videos very natural, keep it up buddy. 👍👍👍

[@jorgenjonsson433]

Nice work!... A well deserved beer...😋😉

[@DaveDoesOutdoors]

Well cool Great work my man Atb 👍🏽

[@Andy-1968]

A very interesting video Skye 👍Good to see you pal 🙂 take care & stay safe my friend 🙂👍

[@TheNorvikWay]

Great idea Skye easy way to break down some smaller pieces for the wood stove......awesome brother and 🍻

[@SwampValley]

Cheers mate 🍻 All the best.

[@snorkherder]

Great idea and build Skye, Nice addition of the bottle opener. The only thing I would add would be make an alloy or wooden cover for it (maybe with a pad lock) when not in use to keep your young sons hands safe when he's in the workshop looking to borrow dads tools ;) I stabbed myself up many a time when quite young helping myself to my dads kit. ATB :)

[@lindafromidaho2932]

Well aren't you a clever young man!! I thought you got distracted mid-build to build a machete to go play in the woods with your friends!! Love the bottle opener!! Great video!!

[@SwampValley]

Thanks Linda, I have thought about taking it apart and trying it in the woods but I don't think it'll compare to a good axe. All the best 👍 Skye

[@jmcd69]

Another quality vid, amazing tool . 👍👍👍

[@WibblyWobblyHarleyBoy]

Awesome job Skye!! What a great idea :)

[@jimamccracken5783]

Cool and very neat. Need to show stove build that was quiet neat.

[@besselloutdoors]

Reminded me of Rambo 4, John Rambo crafting his machete in the stormy jungles of Burma to the flash of lightning and drum of thunder, minus the steroids and PTSD flashbacks to Vietnam.

[@SwampValley]

🤣 bet he wished he had an angle grinder and a beer 🍻

[@jonathanmiller1618]

Hi Skye, the one you made me for Xmas is great and I use it a lot. Strangely, I often cut down logs that are too big for our fire and it works great, except if there is a monster knot, but hey, even axes struggle with knots. That was a lot of work you put into my present, so extra thanks for that. Hugs.

[@SwampValley]

Thanks dad, yea it's impressive what they can get through 👍 big hugs back.

[@hawkoutdoors8344]

Cheers brother great vid missed the usual commentary but I also enjoyed the asmr and a neat little project

[@rhino5419]

Hello there. I am not a multitool fan but a wall mounted bottle opener that can split wood, ok yeah, i can see it might be be usefull. As soon as you put it together i said to myself, wait, that bottle opener is upside down! Oh well, i've done it too. lol. Different tool, same mistake. All the best mate. Take care.

[@SwampValley]

🤣 yea, at that point I was too knackered to fix it, buds are screw caps anyway so I already felt silly for that. All the best mate 👍 Skye

[@rhino5419]

@@SwampValley Oh, well, If it's only Bud it doesn't matter if you spill a bit. LOL.

[@lancerudy9934]

Great video 😊

[@captnchiprebelman9586]

Hahaaaa I was wondering what that little notch was for at the top of the splitter, then came the beer, pure genius :)

[@SwampValley]

Yea I thought it was genius too until I realised I made it upside down, but I'll fix that soon 😅 All the best mate 👍

[@saswildman]

The king of wood splitting finished with the king of Beers

[@SwampValley]

🍻 cheers mate, I did feel a bit silly using the bottle opener on a screw cap but buds are the best 👍

[@saswildman]

If you're ever in the south your welcome to stay in my woods and have a bud at my 1% er wildman pub in the woods.

[@SwampValley]

@@saswildman thanks, by 1% do you mean the few truly free people or only 1% can find the pub? 😜

[@saswildman]

@@SwampValley by 1% I mein outlaw life style. I was a 1% biker in my younger days . Now day's a wildman who lives in the woods in luxury. Hot tubs out door rain shower. Pub called The slaughtered lamb. I'd like to make a group of same minded people. Now more than sit in Woods with fire good food.and stripers on the poll dancing stage.

[@leecollins3592]

simple but very effecting wood processing tool m8 wish i had your workshop set up lol this schreade would be no problem still not got around to it yet what with this lock down it is easing now but in the mean time i aquired a british army survival knife known as the pig which fits my giant hands just nice lol you take care m8 really enjoyed the vid

[@SwampValley]

Thanks Lee, hope you have fun with your pig 🤣 All the best mate 👍

[@cameronmackenzie6177]

Ooh, might need to give this a go! Wonder how big of a log I could split with one 🤔

[@SwampValley]

I'd say 6 or 7" is all she can take but it depends on how hard the wood is 🤣

[@johnmcphee2201]

a sphyco could inflict some serious pane with that we toy.

[@SwampValley]

Yea I suppose I could 😜

[@DVSONENL]

Nice job but never push an electrode. When you got slag, you drag.

[@imkereiinderdorfstrasse6473]

Geile Nummer!😂

[@stephenfaulkner1448]

If you could change anything what would it be

[@billsimpson8802]

How long did you make the handle

[@dominiquepronier8599]

Essaie c4 électrique

[@kingkonglji]

Hi guys super serious message here. The policing bill that they are trying to bring out will put an end to your way of life it is to target off griders, gypsies and travellers. We all (including fans) need to contact our local mps publicly (social media) and let them now that we want them to oppose this bill. This is serious guys. This bill will put an end to these channels. Please share this message with as many channels as possible please. Together we have a voice

[@SwampValley]

That won't effect what I do, I'm not breaking any laws 👍

[@kingkonglji]

@@SwampValley your not at the moment but when the new bill comes in you will be.. but never mind

[@SwampValley]

@@kingkonglji have you read the policing bill? It's to give the police more power to control protests. What has that got to do with me?

[@kingkonglji]

That’s not all it’s for, it also gives the police the power to arrest and detain travellers, gypsies and anyone else who is off grid. I shared this with the KZbin off grid community. No worries if you feel like it doesn’t affect you 👍 take it easy

[@diegoarmandoh1003]

Esa no es la manera correcta de usar un taladro para perforar el metal.