Making an Obsidian Spear!

[@TheCronq]

This awakened something deep inside me.

[@-ManSplainer]

Same

[@DasSeltsameExemplar]

Your pfp says enought

[@bozoboysinc8287]

Return to monkey 🐒

[@Bake-kurijra]

It awakened the primal need to throw that thing at something

[@nigelkingston7698]

🤣🤣🤣...ok

[@randomdudefromfinland9162]

My inner caveman just woke up

[@Pierre371]

Ooga booga

[@noccoboy9953]

Googoo gaga

[@randomdudefromfinland9162]

Oogaa boogaa

[@BowlofNachos]

Ooga booga boo

[@randomdudefromfinland9162]

Unga bunga

[@boi8214]

I have the sudden urge to go outside and find a rock and make a spear now

[@AlternateUTTP]

27 Likes but no replies? I'll fix that 😅

[@A8Y9N]

​@@AlternateUTTPthats gay

[@BaconMaken]

Did you do it?

[@dejedejedeje]

can't deny for a fact, that is a straight up spear. The most speary spear that ever speared. well done

[@josharzt4364]

😂😂

[@thatpersonwithamlpiconwhos2861]

This dude is gonna confuse the hell out of future archeologists

[@thegoosereal]

And the sad thing is they can't see the baseball bat in your other hand

[@jibanyanlover2062]

@@thegooserealBecause geologists can only see rocks and minerals

[@Senriam]

Actually, it’s really very easy to tell. I’m an archeologist. Aside from the Law of Superposition being able to tell us the age down to the year based on what soil layer it’s found in, we can use spectrometry to analyze the molecular makeup of the soil clinging to the artifact to establish an incredibly accurate age. And even if you bury it in a deeper layer archeologists will know. We can tell when soil was disturbed 10,000 years ago because a prehistoric squirrel buried some nuts. We are definitely able to tell when someone buries something because there is literally *no way* to put the soil back in a way that doesn’t make it extremely obvious that it’s been disturbed.

[@CBman11037]

​@@SenriamHow good those skills be at detecting the spiked bat in my other hand?

[@bortomik5204]

@@CBman11037I love this comment

[@cynthiabaker2342]

Bro is secretly preparing for something we don't know about

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

He's preparing for the hunt

[@Horoks-C34]

For WW4.

[@-69-.]

Preparing to kill a geologist

[@RushedNuggets]

WW4?@@Horoks-C34

[@justme2296]

​@@Horoks-C34man of culture

[@A-Random-pixil-artist]

If you find this dude in a apocalypse you practically win the lottery because of his crafts

[@diegoescorpion]

Aztecas would be proud of you

[@redivivo]

Besides its sharpness, you also have to acknowledge the beauty of a refined obsidian blade. Its surface has both a visually appealing shade of color and layering.

[@missdoirpy2870]

Its texture kind of reminds me of ripples on water

[@burtan2000]

I know it can be some of the sharpest stuff on Earth, and with practice it can be fairly easy to make effective blades, but i can't help but think that our distant ancestors also valued its beauty. They were probably focused on functionality, but well made pieces look awesome

[@fryingpamm6371]

@@burtan2000I wonder if anyone tried eating it

[@alphalunablue8918]

​@@fryingpamm6371Considering the existence of pica....probably

[@C2O4]

The baseball bat in my other hand:

[@leonn2494]

this dude would definitely survive a zombie apocalypse

[@rouninpanda6318]

IDK. Spear is broken after one zombie kill.

[@joshsid8399]

​@@rouninpanda6318nahh its obsidian...unless the TENDONS are weak itself

[@KiraiKatsuji]

@@joshsid8399 Well obsidin is rather brittle but sharp as a scalpel

[@Anti-Brainrot-etablishment]

@@KiraiKatsuji plot twist:puts metal underneath the obsidian making it more stronger or just makes the obsidian thicc

[@111cosmic]

he’d the survive the zombies, not the other survivors unless government takes over or he’s living in a sanctuary or alexandria lol

[@xdcharot1216]

Bro stuck in classical era💀

[@LogicIndependent]

Stone age, son

[@Rcbiscuit]

@@LogicIndependentthanks for correcting him

[@vadernation1233]

Bro visited his friend

[@TheChristianChimp]

Bro has three braincells and thinks they used spears in the Napoleon wars

[@user-lm8rj2cb7w]

I love this guy

[@muhammadaleem612]

We makin’ it out the Stone Age with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯

[@richardelliott9511]

I'm trying to decide if this comment is ridiculous or brilliant, lol

[@Type90-IIMwithinternetaccess.]

​@@richardelliott9511Ridiculously brilliant or brilliantly ridiculous?

[@richardelliott9511]

@Type90-IIMwithinternetaccess. it never occured to me that it might exist as both simultaneously.... Nah, definitely one or the other.

[@coolrobinxx22r88]

@@richardelliott9511it is in a quantum superposition of both one or the other, both, and none.

[@UnknownUserOfficial]

😭

[@cadu_sz]

He's so strong that he doesnt need a diamond pickaxe

[@EssieBell-xu4yt]

Nah the diamond pickaxe needs him

[@Madara_uchiha_editz3701]

Dude I was about to make the same joke 😂😂

[@cadu_sz]

@@Madara_uchiha_editz3701 😂

[@cadu_sz]

@@user-eq5yp3pm4nyeah, it probably will happen

[@ZahidShafi48]

​@@user-eq5yp3pm4n good question lol 😂😂😂😂

[@rameswaridewangan7386]

Super video🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Alantito322]

It’s so satisfying and chill when there is no sound.

[@User.-_666]

this is awakening the masculine urge to create an uncontacted tribe and become a primal legendary hunter

[@comedicpain]

Sounds good to me I'll build the huts

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

you're not him 💀

[@User.-_666]

@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 mods, ban him and take him the sacrificial alter of उंगताइहृ!

[@double7s41]

@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308we still all have the capability to do that

[@TherandomshitstormerCXVII]

I will get the sticks and light the fire, then we can dip our spears in tar and light them on fire so we can cook our food when we stab them and ward off other tribes with our flaming spears

[@dhruvdatta1055]

aaah yes, something to distract geologists with before i charge them with the wooden bat hidden with my other hand

[@erni2619]

fellow JC cultist 🤝

[@northstarrs6468]

Goddamnit you got me and I'm not even a geologisr.. I wish that Glumshoe didn't post that, people *know* now.

[@gabrielfranchino2996]

Is that a for honor reference in the wild?

[@diliscollective9743]

wouldnt work with this sadly :( the spear has greater range than the bat; the geologist wouldnt get close enough

[@Inuxxus]

​@@diliscollective9743just get a longer bat. You could realistically make a Sarissa spear out of just wood and it would work the same since the geologist wouldnt notice the 6 meter pole in your hand because they can only see rocks and minerals

[@rameswaridewangan7386]

Best video🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@RANDOMSTUFF5503]

You should make opal ninja stars, they would look so cool!

[@captain_commenter8796]

“Feeling cute, gonna fight a saber-tooth tiger later or something idk” -Caveman and the boys

[@rpow6861]

not many feminists around in those days. those lucky lucky cavemen!!

[@mexicanmedic]

​@@rpow6861ikr and they didn't have any osha regulations so dam lucky

[@chickensandwich8828]

@@l-m6313don’t bother, they’re so obsessed with feminists they can’t help but think about them in every situation

[@Lyricyyy]

@@l-m6313y’all LGBTQ supporters and members and feminists and femboys gotta go

[@ligmadique]

​​@@rpow6861 what? Tf you even talking about dawg

[@redfire123]

imagine walking in the woods and you find obsidian shards

[@TITAN12344]

I will make portal to nether ☠️

[@redfire123]

lol@@TITAN12344

[@haxfromhack3r157]

lol😂

[@jankumberries710.6]

I mean, the woods to the east of me have obsidian beds and lava flows. Its not unatural.

[@Kingjamesbeats]

I’m fucked

[@donaldduck4867]

He said, “Spear Shaft!”😂

[@elviecarreon6898]

Nice spear

[@immanuelgalman2618]

This man is one of the people who would survive an apocalypse

[@kungfukenny3376]

Mojang been real quiet since this dropped.

[@johnrein4810]

It is important to and notches

[@pitekargos6880]

Maybe one day...

[@ProfessionalHumanTrash]

imagine if you could make obsidian tools by breaking parts of a obsidian block off with a diamond pickaxe.

[@vincevangoat1]

@@ProfessionalHumanTrashYea, just how it works with wood to stone, stone to iron and iron to diamond

[@Furnacekraft4]

This is a mod!1!1!

[@Cookiestealerpatt]

New crafting recipes are sick 🔥🔥🔥

[@alex3333_]

Bro is the last survivor in the zombie apocalypse

[@lewissuckling]

lysergic acid diethylamide

[@myronsegura5000]

Yes bro 😂

[@khemberlymaningo7636]

fr he is a last person in the planet

[@TravelGuide20]

Nah, if you saw my bunker and gear setup, you'd think differently lol, I know it's a joke but just saying. I just made a legit bunker here in ky, and have an arsenal worth more than my local police department, nvgs, Plat carrier, water filtration systems, crye clothing. About 25k in it so far. Bunker needs more work.

[@applepi1924]

bros daryl dixon

[@A.R.K.1911]

Spanish soldier: "i'm finally safe" Some aztec about to do the best spear throw in his life:

[@awepossum1059]

obsidian cant cut through steel lol

[@A.R.K.1911]

@@awepossum1059 you think every soldier was on full plate armor?

[@MrBondOO7]

After thoroughly reading and analyzing this comment, it brings me great pain to admit that this comment was not funny. First, it lacks a severe amount of context. You stated that the Spanish soldier was finally safe, but the problems arise because you neglected the enthusiasm of a Spanish soldier retaining his safety. Second, it is completely unrealistic. If somebody was on the battlefield in a war, they would not state that they are safe. More realistically, they would take a rest to compose themselves. Lastly, the joke has little relevance to this videos topic. Yes, the video is about a spear, but it has nothing to do with using of one. It is more about the making of one. In conclusion, while I have nothing against you as a human being, this was an unfunny comment, and I hope you use this comment to help you become a funnier human being.

[@A.R.K.1911]

@@MrBondOO7 pobably escaped a group of aztecs out of battle or something idk

[@awepossum1059]

@@A.R.K.1911 Yeah they only brought like 50 men

[@azka99878]

Imagine being the first cavemen that found this material

[@The_doooog]

That looks cool as hell

[@sheesha855]

Imagine a 600 BC Aztec warrior is bhopping towards you

[@eddx5758]

I think that would be a Toltec or Olmec not an Aztec

[@crux9390]

Fucking fire comment

[@FittzBA]

Im pretty sure this is was stolen from the karambit vid but meh cool

[@phockophgugle3443]

>600 BC >Aztec

[@Imastarrr23]

@@crux9390it’s a copied comment

[@Jankenguuu]

This is so primally calming. You’re a great craftsman!

[@LavaBladez]

Thank you very much!

[@grandcommander1140]

​@@LavaBladez❤

[@Crash907]

Dude that’s so cool!

[@MAHIRBG_]

This is so cool 👏😮

[@Uneke]

That’s probably the nicest spear I’ve seen someone make! Very very clean and sturdy

[@Anonymous-lg3eo]

it looks cool but not sturdy but just to keep in showcase :)

[@baldmista1907]

@@Anonymous-lg3eowe won’t know if it’s sturdy or not unless he uses it 😊

[@Ecstxsy1]

@@baldmista1907use it.

[@876r2rfs]

​@@baldmista1907It is obsidian; one hit on anything stronger than paper will absolutely annihilate the blade. Simply watching the spearhead being forged will show you that.

[@baldmista1907]

@@876r2rfs We won’t know until we see it impale a person 😊

[@Bryan-Ace]

Why didn’t we think about mining obsidian with an antler? It seems much faster than with an obsidian pickaxe

[@NoHandle44]

Obsidian Pickaxe? You've been playing modded Minecraft?

[@Low-Tier-Spaghetto]

Obsidian pickaxe?, when did minecraft add this?

[@someguy787]

Mining obsidian, what

[@blugy9988]

because... noelle...

[@Low-Tier-Spaghetto]

@@blugy9988 wat¿

[@999sick7]

That was pretty dope bro

[@felixwang447]

Looks so cool

[@TheOneTrueAlphaLoneWolf]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE NETHER WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@HashtagTagP]

how though

[@Banananotreal]

​@@carlnotthenpc☝️🤓

[@MonsterHunter415]

​@@carlnotthenpc☝️💩

[@ARG0T]

​@@BanananotrealCorny ass response

[@TonyTheMac]

​@@carlnotthenpc☝️🤡

[@emrefarukkucuk5732]

This channel will be really fun to watch

[@Cloud.commenter2]

​@@reemkifle5597... your correction isn't valid..I think they haven't watched the channel yet, and they are about the watch it.

[@LavaBladez]

Thank you! I'm going to have some long form videos coming soon!

[@tismmm]

@@LavaBladezi was just hoping you would make some! Just saw all the shorts and it looks really promising.

[@user-om6ci5lv8t]

Man that spearhead looks amazing

[@ArtisHicks-st6hm]

This guy is a great weaponry ngl

[@mdprottoyislam5529]

Bro is restarting civilization.

[@axiezimmah]

Actually not a bad idea the way things are going

[@user-uf6wc2zf6r]

@@axiezimmah exactly. I think we need to go back to old way of life.

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

​@@user-uf6wc2zf6rI wouldn't go THAT far

[@UrZ_TrUE1Y]

Steve has been real quiet since this guy showed up

[@tylanstephenson5623]

Nah he’s using mods

[@adamelghalmi9771]

bros using the obsidian tools mod

[@Arctic_OnThe_Loose]

Bros gonna be the provider of spears in a apocalypse

[@PeanutOnPC]

This miner is going places - Steve

[@Saehaseun]

Bro this aint minecraft dude not funny.

[@qbio7636]

@@Saehaseuncope

[@lucarasic8001]

​@@Saehaseun"it is goofy" Tylerrecordslol

[@Saehaseun]

@@lucarasic8001 minecraft fan such a goofy.

[@MisterMonster76]

⁠@@Saehaseunminecraft fan such a funny? Dude learn to speak english or stfu. 💀

[@andskerwastaken]

Rare footage of a man breaking obsidian with a Stone Pickaxe Edit: I hate being that guy And I'll never be that guy

[@SkalikeschAos]

Minecraft lied 😳

[@DJgamingytxmad]

Wooden pickaxe toooo

[@jojijohn2608]

Bro must have got enchants

[@stormloki]

​@@jojijohn2608 custom enchants

[@Minorityman936]

@@SkalikeschAos what Minecraft update is this

[@user-ok2pe6gf8d]

That’s badass bro🔥🔥🔥

[@user-gx1gf3yc3i]

Man these are sooo satisfying

[@Goetaxd]

Steve is violently taking notes right now

[@LogicIndependent]

Stevee

[@xaidenpaxton2292]

minecwaft

[@Emoji_CatChannel2]

Minecraft: obsidian is hard Irl: obsidian is like glass

[@duckydictatertots]

&bob

[@user-mw5ev9yf2y]

Ну ты шах сегда

[@Lexendor]

rare footage of a man using a stone pickaxe to break obsidian

[@EnderThePirate]

(He doesn’t know that mining obsidian with a stone pickaxe doesn’t drop the item)

[@Indiaswatik1945]

​true

[@Funkyfresh68]

“it’s time to add notches”

[@YourboySione]

Your videos are sadestfiying and sharp

[@Peskyhooligan]

Blud needs to make an ender portal

[@iwatchanime0]

This man has the best stick among all the kids at the playground

[@shaunnd5922]

Sure back den i used to put a balison in the tip of the stick hmmmm i neerly kill the person i stab it with

[@17poolio]

@@shaunnd5922 i think you still are back then with that spelling

[@sillygoofymoodperson]

​@@17poolioDAMN 😭

[@user-pw9pc1vx7k]

​@@17poolioyo chill it's prob just a random kid

[@andrew_real]

beat me to it

[@That_Lufthansa_Aviator_Shorts]

This is rare footage of a man using a wooden pickaxe to break obsidian

[@brayand8022]

Breaking Minecraft physics

[@Catwithwaterhead]

HOW

[@Catwithwaterhead]

NOBODY CAN BREAK OBSIDIAN WITH EVERY ITEM exept diamond and netherite pickaxr

[@turingtestingmypatience]

​@@Catwithwaterhead you can *break* it with anything, you just can't *mine* it with anything. it won't drop obsidian unless you use a diamond pick, but if you sit there chipping at it with a lilypad for 4.16 minutes it WILL be destroyed. (it's roughly 21 seconds with a gold pick, save yourself some time). speaking of which, the pieces he chips off are unusable and objectively not blocks. so yeah, he's minecrafting perfectly fine imo

[@Thexatinthebox1237]

@@turingtestingmypatiencethey meant no one is so insane to use somthing above diamond pickaxe because of time consuming

[@shikangakstein562]

Damn that was really simple and really cool. Nice!

[@Datguy_siah2023]

We need a spear in Minecraft

[@TheoAugustios]

I cannot skip this. every time i watch this, it's too amazing

[@helenaarango]

This man took DIY to a whole other level

[@RealLifeZatoichi]

I just wanna do this all day after seeing your videos.

[@tanlianhaomoe1614]

Such a great talent 👏

[@BabyBat14]

This is so cool. Brings me a strange nostalgic feeling for a time in which humans actually recognized themselves in the products of their labor

[@punplanet9730]

Communist spotted

[@paper177]

pfp 🤨

[@UnknownUserOfficial]

Yea

[@BabyBat14]

@@paper177 communist draculaura

[@seamluss]

mojang NEED to take notes

[@SarthorS]

If they did, I'm guessing it would wear out even faster than a gold tool.

[@seamluss]

@@SarthorS lmaoo

[@pablomarques3684]

He is probably using creative

[@SheVotesByMail]

lol

[@chrysellalvarado9215]

Underated KZbinr

[@Elden_Ring51]

Imagine pulling up to a fight with this in the cave men times

[@Legocatshouse]

That the cleanest obsidian carve I've ever seen. Most people leave it looking really rough.

[@var1348]

Seeing this person filled with craftmanship and creativity filled you with *DETERMINATION.*

[@himynameismax7516]

Gonna be honest, out of all the references I expected to see in the comment section, undertale definitely wasn’t one of them!

[@kenrogerceniza5044]

Bro's trying to summon a fandom and it's working!

[@Magnapinna4096]

* You're lost in the craftsmanship. Of the obsidian spear.

[@SlimeisProbablyAutistic]

how the hell did you manage an undertale reference here?

[@Icanbarelysing]

@@SlimeisProbablyAutisticI mean, Undyne’s whole thing is spears spears spears. It isn’t too surprising.

[@blakesjkelington2745]

This is WAY more satisfying then any of those "sAtiSfyiNg" videos

[@Aceworld5]

It looks super cool I wish I had it

[@shark2581]

I love this channel so much lmao underrated asf

[@LavaBladez]

Aw thank you!

[@Coolio222]

@@LavaBladezyou’re vids is coo bro keep doing them bro also thanks fo teaching me bro 🙏🏻🫡

[@t81773]

LMFAO so hilarious

[@PALACIO254]

It's so sharp yet so delicate

[@eWosMrV]

A fine collection.

[@IzzyBella712Noneofyobusiness]

That spear is so cool! 🤩🤯😱

[@CarlosAlejandro.-ke6gr]

People sometimes think only metal weapons were effective but that thing thrown at your chest would totally do the job 😅

[@MayoCatYT]

Bro doesn’t need an Oscar, he needs a diamond pickaxe 💀

[@RandomAhhContent_]

Lol, nice one.

[@Ben-Dragon]

Is not minecraft

[@TheGodOfJustice]

​@@Ben-DragonIts a joke, like your life

[@grassyummyyum]

@@Ben-Dragonyes IS THE ROBLOX

[@KO_Kris]

​@user-ws2cy4jt9r "um actually, this is NOT minecraft and actually real life" 🤓

[@user-ts5bv8vw8e]

Tbh I love ur relaxed vids

[@StefiDuta]

This is where people get inspiration for obsidian tools, this guy.

[@user-oz3cz8sp8p]

What a great idea making it out of obsidian thats so sharp in can be sharpened enough to cut in between cells

[@SeffySeiko]

My bro's gonna be the coolest caveman in 69420 BC

[@demering]

this SCREAMS 10 yr old

[@SeffySeiko]

@@demering this screams fetus

[@demering]

@@SeffySeiko this screams sperm cell

[@SeffySeiko]

@@demering this screams doesn't exist not even a sperm cell

[@the.mr.schrader]

@@demeringThis Screams Protobacterial Cells

[@irsyadiaryadiva9430]

Bro made an obsidian spearhead so precise. That's talent.

[@campbelleer]

For the obsidian looks so cool

[@TheRealHyper_58]

Too good i subbed

[@Mavs_17]

That’s some skill dude

[@fallen6060]

Gah damn Arthur Morgan

[@MiguelOHara2069]

Howdy cowboy

[@fallen6060]

@@Luke_Skywalker1836 My man was so flabbergastered by this guys skill, that he had to come back from the grave to give him some credit

[@outlawzaku79]

my boah

[@TheGreyGhost_of43rd]

Thats sum dude skill

[@n1njab0t78]

Very well done, Id love if you show us what its capable of

[@gmari3343]

same edit: i want to see it cut some beef or at least go through something

[@toastyeeter]

Next video: I tested my obsidian spear on 50 subscribers

[@Axilstealspie]

​@@toastyeeterlol

[@comrade-generalnikolai8755]

@@gmari3343 hope you like obsidian shards in your food cause that all its gonna do to beef.

[@gmari3343]

@@comrade-generalnikolai8755 bro who said i wanted to eat it i said i wanted to see ot cut some beef

[@clarkmike0723]

Beautiful 😊

[@I_amnotemo]

I love ur videos ❤️❤️ there so satisfying

[@Sylverserpent59]

Every man has an inner primal energy that knows how to make a spear or knife with just some simple lashing, a stone and a stick. Sometimes all you really need is just the stick and a sharpening tool to make a knife or spear. I always come to watch these kinds of videos cuz it's just interesting to watch how these guys make these spear heads, arrow heads and knife blades with just some simple tools. This is definitely some fine craftsmanship 👌🏼

[@Iekroddenadro]

🤓

[@cassetteman4829]

​@@Iekroddenadro🥶

[@Srakch]

@@Iekroddenadro A mere glance at your discounted Nazi, larper pfp, reveals the extent of your intelligence and free thought. It's non-existent.

[@abdulalhazred3027]

Instructions were unclear. I ended up making a nether portal.

[@Endertazer]

Instructions unclear. I just killed the enderdragon with an empt inventory (nothing not even armor) on hardcore mode

[@GOLD-MANNII]

I really like your obsidian equipment could you make a Tuoturial on how to make the tools

[@Gunner-ii2vh]

Amazing job I liked and subed to you and I love your videos. Keep doing what you are doing 👏 👌 💯 ✨ 🙌 👍 👏 👌 💯 ✨ 🙌 👍 👏 👌 💯 ✨ 🙌

[@memeplayertoyslayer9383]

Bro is gonna predict the Minecraft update

[@adamallen7070]

Personally I’d love obsidian weapons or just spears in general in Minecraft

[@Chicky_Lumps]

​@@adamallen7070Obsidian spears could be great as cheap high damage melee weapons that are not enchantable and have very poor durability.

[@hhymonix]

I’m convinced that this man has been living on an island in the middle of the ocean

[@Hornetbugg]

Woah thats so cool

[@christianneabbevillacorte8826]

Aint no robber gonna survive when he gets this out💀

[@J1tters_mitters2]

Bro is about to start his own Villain arc

[@RandomGuy-gp4qz]

He’s starting his tribal arc

[@Finaldo_number_1]

He is starting his stone arc

[@bungiecrimes7247]

This comment says a lot about you...

[@J1tters_mitters2]

@@bungiecrimes7247 me?

[@joearkle1327]

What an artist. Your truly amazing in this skill

[@abdullaponnani6138]

This reminded of "survive on raft"..... And also you are soooooooo good at making spears

[@meenakshichakraborty4507]

Pls make more this videos😊😊

[@dleonardo3238]

Imagine the first humans problem solving skills

[@kingsadvisor18]

Imagine this: you are simbakubwa kutokaafrica. The greatest mamalian predator of your age, you can casually hunt animals the size of hippo. You see a troop of those tony ape things rushing at you and can't help but think about how easy it is dinner coming to you. Suddenly they start throwing things at you that cut you worse than the claw or tooth of other beasts, you have to run from them or die. As the "great lion" runs away, the first man-things hoot and holler in victory. The Age of Man hasn't begun... Yet