Making Fun of Hilarious Doom Eternal Reviews

[@punishedghost4970]

"Doom to me is about brutality, gore, mobility and action." So this guy gets what he asked for and he's still complaining?

[@alexrexaros9837]

Probably the fact that the game bases some of its mechanics from Brutal Doom, a Doom Mod that fucks with the fundamentals of Doom and has a creator who throws temper tantrums that are worthy of surpassing Yanderedev.

[@7dayspking]

Most of the complaints made are reasonable although the scores obviously aren't and intentionally not well thought out. People have called this one more cartoony, there's a larger emphasis on 'killmoves' and the action is broken up with traversal gameplay. To be fair to the guy the original Dooms were all about the shooting all of the time.

[@Jane-qh2yd]

@@7dayspking what is people's problem with the platforming? 22 hours of pure action non stop? Have you realized that every game in history breaks appart their massive fights in order to give the player some breathing room

[@7dayspking]

@@Jane-qh2yd The original doom was a very simple and level based game. It really was all shooting if you've never played it.

[@Jane-qh2yd]

@@7dayspking yes, but it also came out 27 years ago. Games evolve. You can't even jump in doom, but with current tech we can make platforming feel as exciting as combat itself. The fact that you compare a 27 year old 2d game to modern titles show me that I shouldn't listen to ppl like you

[@T.V_boi]

"the music doesn't fit the pacing" ID: *literally builds a system to have the music to be aligned with the players actions*

[@real_lugga]

T.V Boi that reviewer probably turned off the music and listens to asmr in the background, so of course his „pacing is bad“

[@valinoalven1247]

@@real_lugga ASMR licking sounds in the background while playing doom is like a fever dream

[@switzyblitzy6339]

@@valinoalven1247 lmao imagine this *playing doom while listening to asmr and kills demon then hears a moan* Wait this game moans?!

[@notturok7841]

Probably likes rap

[@lilwheedle]

Doomers can’t hear worth shiz, they’re as def as my grandpa.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

Reviewer: "Too much jumping and mobility" Next Paragraph: "Goo wouldn't let me jump and/or be mobile." Next Paragraph: "Doom is about mobility." DAFUQ?!

[@bucketsss.12.v43]

These people who hate doom are really stupid and are real retarded. Hipicrits.

[@7dayspking]

Not a very honest way to frame his comment.

[@7dayspking]

@@bucketsss.12.v43 What makes you say that? What if they just like other stuff?

[@bucketsss.12.v43]

Jason calm down there pal, 7day get ready to run as I try to hold this DOOM fan off.

[@7dayspking]

@@ELPRES1DENTE45 Is that the excuse you're going with for your irrational emotional outbursts and dishonesty? you were dropped on your head? He clearly said in the first paragraph he wanted more action, more shooting demons and didn't like the jumping puzzles. Not that he had 'too much mobility' or 'mobility options' or that the game was too fast. In the second paragraph he complained about a section in which he was slowed by Goo and unable to avoid the slowly spawning enemies. He was always complaining that in his time he felt the game was too light on shooting and action and that gameplay was too slow.

[@tommythehospitalfish5572]

"Music doesn't fit the pacing" Everyone: "I can't believe they made a game to go with Mick Gordon's album"

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

Tommy The hospital fish That's what they say when their brain can only process one thing at a time instead of the music AND gameplay

[@BIackingOut]

Big Daddy They so basic they don't even have a brain. They have ganglia instead

[@wolfsokaya]

Maybe he wanted more of that noname rapper guy from the TV ad. :D

[@tommythehospitalfish5572]

Wolfsokaya I forgot about that trash why did you have to remind me

[@onlyonewhyphy]

Lol yeah exactly

[@kittycove]

“Doom was about story” Im like 90% sure Eternal has the most story out of ANY of the other DOOM games(except 3) but go off.

[@badbeardbill9956]

Doom 3 had an actual writer come up with the setting and the story. Cool stuff, honestly. Would’ve been better if it wasn’t a Doom game since that held it back imo. A sci-fi survival horror like that is really interesting to me but it doesn’t feel like Doom, you know?

[@deinos1229]

@@badbeardbill9956 the favorite part for me was the designs for the pinky, mancubus, hellnight, and the cacodemon

[@thedreamz9376]

@@badbeardbill9956 ikr I love doom 3 at the time it was great, not as a doom game but it was still great (in my opinion)

[@rileymiller7012]

Yeah seriously, in fact, John Carmac said that DOOM “is like a porn movie, there’s a story, but you’re not really there for it.”

[@retronerds6884]

Doom(2017) and Doom eternal have the best and most story out of doom games

[@dicedodger5781]

"Doom guy isn't as mad anymore!" He blew a hole in Mars and broke heaven

[@cfields8507]

He LITERALLY killed god, killed most of hell, AND killed a world eating demon, over his bunny. Thats quite some anger

[@MrJazzyMan]

@@cfields8507 But Daisy isn't dead! (Even though her head was on a spike) At some points in the game you can find Daisy sitting around.

[@rev0568]

@@MrJazzyMan what! I never noticed you could find a living Daisy! Where?!

[@MaxSylv]

@@rev0568 around every level in the game, Daisy is hidden

[@EternalEdgeLord]

@@MrJazzyMan the devs hinted that Daisy in every level is just a hallucination so yeah....

[@laymankeepitbrief]

“Too much jumping.” - The kid who flunked gym every year

[@stephentyree9296]

ChromeVault YES

[@LerRhann]

I am that kid and I fucking love doom eternal. RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE!

[@peppermintboi2971]

😂

[@anameorsomething894]

*BOING*

[@christophertidwell2422]

Dude I flunked gym and the games fucking awesome

[@Fmac117]

So what I understand the perfect doom 6 would be: No jumping Altered pacing More/less story 90 minute campaign More ammo No shotguns to stay farther from enemies No puzzles Real soundtrack No hard game mechanics More violence Everything from doom 2016 No bonus account for extra features Doomguy eating more cereal

[@Tracker99999]

Sounds “Great”

[@necronenjoyer368]

Brainlet: "HEY what is this? What is this, FUCKING SHIT" proceeds to type *furiously* a 0 review

[@unnatjadav199]

Perfection !!

[@memedestroy4128]

Memed up Gamer this is a brainlets version of doom since anything that isn’t 2016 is bad a too much jumping is hard for my brain

[@Joel-ik3sz]

Lol imagine Doom guy sniping demons

[@kokorobertco]

Doom Eternal's negative reviews summarised: "I'm too dumb to jump."

[@leonardodavinci7425]

Or to use the chainsaw

[@ridori7376]

Basically people who played DOOM 4 on hurt me plenty and only used the super shotgun

[@AquaGaming1607]

Ridori HMP is still a challenging difficulty, it’s normal mode so everything is balanced. Do you mean I’m Too Young To Die?

[@ridori7376]

@@AquaGaming1607 No I don't mean that it's too easy it's just that it doesn't punish you enough to discourage you from only using the SSG, hence why someone would be able to play the entire game spamming the SSG and then complain that Eternal forces you to change weapons.

[@AquaGaming1607]

Ridori I understand to be fair with you, but it’s meant to be a balanced experience. If people think UV is too hard and ITYTD is too easy, then HMP is the best choice for said player. It doesn’t punish the player too hard but it doesn’t go easy on them either. I play on NM and I can say it’s more than a little unforgiving so I can see how people think HMP is their safe spot.

[@Mattznick]

Pro:the internet gives everyone a voice for an opinion Con: the internet gives EVERYONE a voice for an opinion

[@memedestroy4128]

Barbatoast even people who wanna give empty complaints to a very great game

[@overall_loafer3858]

Too true

[@MetalSmasherGaming]

The internet is the ultimate double-edged sword.

[@d5j4vu]

yep, agree. And just saying, these people vote. Like democracy vote. See the dilemma?

[@DarthRelkew]

@@MetalSmasherGaming I totally agree with you

[@rogueguardian]

Doom is like devil May cry, there's a story there if you want it but that's not the point, killing demons while looking like a badass.... That's the point.

[@JustSiouxMe]

pretty sure the story was just Id giving some serious fanservice by making the theory that Doom Slayer and Doom Guy are the same person official canon. Tho Im not ruling out that was the plan all along.

[@TylerAbomination]

I personally like the doom story and the combat

[@rogueguardian]

@Arick A4 well yeah, not the best comparison but I'd say aside from DMC 3 and 5 the story wasn't ever at the for front when it came to the series, if you play dmc 1 and 4 parts of their stories just feel rushed and dated by today's standards. When I compare it to doom i compare them in the sense that most gamers play them for self indulgence/fun. Does that make more sense?

[@dachhy976]

Doom isn't like DMC, DMC is like Doom

[@petergriffin6036]

I personally play doom for the story and gameplay

[@NotAnInterestingPerson-x2v]

“Doom was about story” “Story in a game is like a story for a porn movie, it’s there but it wasn’t important” - John Carmack

[@sleepyknight4925]

Wdym

[@NotAnInterestingPerson-x2v]

@@sleepyknight4925 which means that, DOOM story isn't that important.

[@sleepyknight4925]

@@NotAnInterestingPerson-x2v no you said "story" wasn't important, but I understand what you ment

[@NotAnInterestingPerson-x2v]

@@sleepyknight4925 my english is bad lol

[@corniel657]

Which is a fact More and more video games nowadays are made to be like a movie with shit and basic gameplay

[@arandomcrusader8822]

"Doom is about BRUTALITY, GORE, MOBILITY, AND ACTION" *_So they just described the entire Doom Eternal game_*

[@chunkyegg8472]

ugh the game is so bad why can’t it be a farming simulator like god why can’t i just farm some potatoes

[@Santoryu90]

Possibly the franchise in general

[@cashhhmere]

@chunky egg Now you just made me imagine Doom Guy farming some potatoes

[@zephyrprime8]

"Doom was about story." *Looks at original Doom* Literally three walls of text and one panorama shot

[@christianbenson5875]

And in eternal there is literally BOOKS worth of text in the codex's

[@AnterresGaming]

Christian Benson this is fucking lore, not story

[@christianbenson5875]

@@AnterresGaming your point?

[@WesleyDW93]

@@AnterresGaming lore = story. You dingus

[@faiz486]

@@AnterresGaming yuri

[@1rotzy]

“I only played the game for 90 minutes, then returned the game.” So he is just a regular games journalist. Doesn’t even get to a quarter of the way, and thinks that they know everything. Seems legit.

[@RozKounelakion]

That guy must legit have 3 brain cells. He literally only played the first level (hell on earth) and proceeded to complain about the game's color scheme after not even the first level. Idk man I'm at a loss for words

[@Starry_Wave]

@@RozKounelakion Preach. If I wanted to hear a "critical" review of a game, I would rather watch Zero Punctuation. Notice that I've used the word "rather," because Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw himself really isn't that good at video games. Even his friend is a better player than him. One time he used to trash Demon Souls and Dark Souls, then he made multiple streams of it on his other channel. He used to trash a lot of Nintendo stuff, until he played Breath of the Wild. You could say he's a petty casual gamer but a funny one, either way. And believe me, he does have very questionable tastes in video games. It's not that I I'm against his tastes, but it's more like he contradicts so many other things that most people would generally say about a particular game. One being Bioshock: Infinite. Never played the game itself, so I don't even know if people just gave the game way too much criticism than it deserved. But the way I saw it at that time was people in the comment section criticizing Yahtzee's brutal critique against Bioshock 2 while giving Bioshock: Infinite his own self-made, fictional GOTY award. All in all, he just tends to exaggerate his criticism of games for comedic effect, which surprisingly was never as repetitive as I once thought, but his fans did tend to be extremely pompous and arrogant. Taking his exaggerated tone on games as Bible gospel. One time I saw this one fan who made long-winded rants against Nintendo, at first it was about the way Nintendo handles sales, which is understandable, but then the guy kept on trashing Mario Maker of all things. He was essentially copying Yahtzee's critical review of the game, calling it a gimmick like many other Nintendo games and more like a digital level designer rather than an actual game. The guy didn't know he just said those things because he needed to be funny. Whoever that guy was, he used a lot of very pretentious terms. He made it seem like the entire world was utterly brainwashed to always love Nintendo games. The thing about this guy is that he's an Undertale fan. Now I'm not here to judge his tastes, but would it really have killed him to realize how that most Undertale fans are actually die hard fans of Nintendo? Including the creator itself? Seems like he never cared, either way. I guess he just wanted to sound like the black sheep of the Undertale fan base.

[@tomh2572]

To be fair, if a game bores you in the first 90 minutes, that's probably not your fault. He should have stuck it out, I agree but it only takes one sip of vinegar before you decide you want to stop drinking.

[@gowguy4536]

Tom H ehh i have 30 hours logged & wasn’t ever bored once. Guy was probably playing on the easiest mode. Ultra-violence was super intense & fun IMO

[@stalkerofthezone1698]

1rotzy they have a special place in hell

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

"The game's not violent enough" Doomslayer: [Exposes the bones in an arm, breaks the already useless arm and proceeds to impale the demon's head with the broken tip]

[@moonshrine9538]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

[@satanico-saberdestroyer-pa8641]

Also Doomslayer: [HE SHOOTS A WHOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS] Edit: that's very not gay.

[@jasondroogsma7506]

You are able to rip out the spine (head included) of the prowler demons

[@nonghole4870]

*punches zombie's head in*

[@darklordgamer8565]

@@jasondroogsma7506 not to mention you split imps in half with a blade or berserk, tear out the cacos eye, decapitate enemies, and you have a bfg, WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!

[@disappointednep-nep2430]

“Doom to me is about story” The first thing that comes to that reviewer’s mind for Doom is story? A game whose original developer said there wasn’t a story to begin with because “a story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It’s expected to be there, but it’s not that important”?

[@christiangleason122]

Literally the original doom games start without any story or text. You're just thrown into the action.

[@kennystephens7098]

@@christiangleason122 also the tiny pieces of story in doom 1 and 2 boiled down to : someone killed doomguy's pet rabbit daisy, now hes going on a revenge fueled killing spree. Not exactly big brained stuff there. Idk what hes complaining about , this game has more story than any previous game. And i know its pretty inconsequential but personally i find it admirable they are trying to expand the Doom universe and lore and found myself enjoying the hell out of reading all the logs and the cutscenes

[@TexYMatt98]

Well, the Bethesda games are different from that regard with the classics ones. The new titles have putting a story element into the games, especially eternal.

[@silverhand9965]

And even then,Eternal nailed the story while not making it intrusive so wtf are they complaining about

[@BigDaaave]

Disappointed Nep-Nep for real when Doom Guy smashes one of Hayden’s monitors in 2016 cuz he was giving exposition I lmao

[@silasloudon3844]

"To little enemys" Kills over six hundred demons in first three levels

[@acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186]

"To" kills his entire grammar

[@aidenhoaglan9720]

silas loudon 700 someone sucks at math

[@kittentacticalwarfare1140]

They prolly played ultra-vanilla more cuz is the only mode you get fewer enemies.

[@mango8018]

Yeah, and if the game is too easy, put up the difficulty

[@ikeadump3265]

that comment was made by the Doom Slayer, who didn't feel satisfied with the kill count

[@Pyred89]

"Doom 2016 was great. It's just a copy paste. Doom Eternal is trash" WHAT?

[@ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322]

It's like they can't make their minds up. "Identical to this utter masterpiece? TRASH" "Different from the masterpiece before it by addidng more depth and mechanics? TRASH"

[@Joe-jg9gn]

OwnerOfAKZbinAccount NotOfAnyVideosThough ‘doom is about brutality, gore, mobility and action.’ He then complains about the fact that he was given added mobility in the form of double jumps and dashes.

[@dsguy7375]

Even if it was just a copy and pastes it’s a SEQUEL

[@coryjames8660]

What I'm hearing is "im no longer op in easy mode"

[@rb1902]

Easy mode is for pussies

[@Fin2001]

Cory James It took me forever to kill the icon of sin even on hurt me plenty difficulty, but when you get into and start to 'feel it' so to speak it's so damn satisfying,

[@erin3967]

RB190 R i mean, it was my first time using a controller and my first FPS, ever. Soo.. i couldnt really play on harder difficulties

[@lagoz4762]

@@rb1902 easy or not , the important thing is to enjoy the game.

[@dolantho]

RB190 R I’m ass so I use easy but the game is tons of fun

[@iateyoface9d7]

"Doom is about mobility" "Too mcuh platforing and 3d movement"

[@coliom]

I think it's better that you misspelled much

[@XarathDominion]

@@coliom it just brings out "the mind of the reviewer™" very nicely.

[@babyeater4246]

It do have a little bit too much

[@JeiPegOfARaptor]

You can't please everyone. Mostly because almost half of them are stupid and *_REALLY_* hookes on that goddam pacing in a game about *_ripping and tearing and blasting_* the thing i want is to walk into a room and then go "so anyway i started blasting" with a arsenal of hee weaponry.

[@Voidedraptor]

Platforming* much* spELinG👍

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

“Boring story no one cares about” Yeah just ignore everyone who likes the lore for the game they’re playing so they actually know what’s going on, “Doomguy isn’t as badass and listens to speeches the NPCs give him” I’m guessing someone didn’t play 2016 and get to the part where the Slayer stood in a office with Samuel for a couple minutes or looked at Olivia doing argent tower stuff for what felt like even longer

[@theace228]

Did someone really say Doom Slayer is not as badass and listen to what the others say?

[@GabrielAraujo-iw2yf]

Thomas, The dancing train yeah the man that LAUNCHES HIMSELF OUT OF A SUPER CANNON isn’t a badass

[@SubjectX07]

@@GabrielAraujo-iw2yf The man who stares demon hell priests down into begging for their life only to remove their head mid groveling, nah dog, no badasses here

[@phoenixmyers9997]

Also he rips heads off of the hell priests so I don't really understand why people are saying he isn't brutal enough during cutscenes

[@TheDigitalWatcher]

We even get flashbacks of a half-mad Doomguy chanting "Rip and tear." This man is badass, always was badass, and is even more badass since the Seraph made him a demigod. How the fuck is the demigod of humanity's rage punching out an archangel and one the strongest demons ever not badass as fuck?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Let's just all agree that “Demon" is an offensive term, and the proper term is mortally challenged.

[@Hunter_Snowfang]

“All mortally challenged personnel please evacuate. The slayer has arrived”

[@jasonlachance3478]

The people in the video are referred as "acrobatically challenged"

[@lilwheedle]

I like how people took offense to that joke when it doesn’t even make sense.

[@Bear-hf3df]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@Bear-hf3df]

I get that because I played the game and didn’t hate the jumping

[@happycrasher1714]

"doomguy isn't as mad anymore!" the man litterally blows a hole in mars and destroys an entire dimension and a titan

[@xxTAARGUS]

Your transgressions here have jeapordized all of creation...

[@phrawga]

The literal only words he utters throughout the game is “blood guts, must kill demons haha rip y tear BFG go wuhbam” or something along those lines

[@happycrasher1714]

@@phrawga exactly lmao

[@randomlygeneratedname]

Do you want me to disable the failsafe, furiously pulls trigger

[@halcyon1644]

haha bfg-10000 go bzrt

[@parkerkwon12]

"Doom was about story" iirc in Doom 2016 you actively shut up Hayden when he tried to tell you story in favor of killing more demons

[@real_lugga]

Gorilla Art also, you literally get kicked into the action from the start on. like theres no explanation what or who you are and why this is happening, just „kill demons“

[@Lodatzor]

These people don't understand what Doom is. They want it to be Destiny. Wolfenstein would have flourished if they hadn't crammed it full of 'story' instead of handing BJ Blaskowizc a gun and telling him to just go kill Nazis. I'm personally glad that Bethesda allowed the Doom team to remain true to what the original was all about.

[@motivated7203]

The founder of ID compares the story of Doom to the story of a porn movie, he said "It's there, but it's pretty much pointless"

[@gambeano]

@@Lodatzor destiny doesnt even have good story or pacing LMAO but I get you

[@Lodatzor]

@@gambeano okay, but you know what I mean? It's more that they want a standard, safe, hold-my-hand story adventure, when Doom is everything but.

[@meau2049]

"Instead of being new and exciting, its just 'hell on earth." Wow it's almost like that's the whole point of doom

[@polifonikastudio]

And it's not like Doom 2: _Hell on Earth_ didn't do it first

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Garrett It’s literally a soft reboot, and WE GO TO HEAVEN AND SENTINEL WORLDS! Did the idiot forget that? Did they forget the fucking crazy environments fit for a Heavy Metal Cover?

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Arick A4 Some peeps are just scared of hard work

[@m0bu398]

@@Joawlisdoingfine i dont think they bothered to get that far

[@ohno5507]

"It's a better version of DOOM 2016, 0/10." I want to live inside this man's head for a day, it must be wild.

[@a70274]

they must have found a way to rate doom 2016 -10/10, also, I think doom eternal is great, im just mad that I cant play due to toaster pc

[@wasdwazd]

I think they might've somehow clicked the wrong number.

[@miguelpereira9859]

@@a70274 Same, so pissed off I don't have the rig to play this beauty

[@5udimax]

I think he meant to type 10/10 but missed the 1 key

[@th9986]

Oh No Maybe they didn’t like Doom 2016

[@doom3926]

“At that moment, it didn’t feel like I was playing Doom anymore.” Dude if anything that purple goop or whatever kind if acts as an homage to classic Doom where you had no jump and mobility was overall limited.

[@doomslayer4786]

Yeah, it's dumb to hate the game over the fucking goo.

[@adityaganduri7670]

@@doomslayer4786 yeah and that too for maybe 10 mins in the entire game

[@NamekianG]

Well tbf, the goo makes you really really slow while classic doom was fast

[@jonesjones6279]

Everyone complaining about the jumping “puzzles” just reminds me of that infamous Cuphead review. I don’t think I fell more than a couple of times throughout the whole game lol.

[@3ericw]

Had this exact same thought. Watched reviews before game and I was thinking after not falling more than once or twice really?

[@NotLordAsshat]

Lol, I watched a friend play it, and one of the only times he fell was when he realized the platform was falling

[@raulins100]

I did get stuck on one part but that was from my own stupidity, either way the jumping puzzles give you time to cool off and also check out the beautiful background.

[@purplehumanz]

Most of these people are just dumb as fuck. There was a jumping moment where you just had too look around and notice that there’s a fucking switch you had to shoot that’ll bring a platform up. This game doesn’t require you to be a genius, but if you can’t get further than an hour in the game i have no doubt you have no chance to beat it even at the easiest difficulty. I love the game so far. Except a very bad bug i encountered at the Gladiator fight (Couldn’t damage him anymore when he was left at like 25% health and when restarting the mission the campaign didn’t even work anymore and i could walk through textures etc. I just started new campaign and it works so far (I didn’t get to the gladiator part yet again, hope I won’t get that bug anymore or it gets fixed on my old campaign)

[@wellshit9489]

@@purplehumanz hey they have to remind you who the publisher is

[@prieatknight]

Some people REFUSE to enjoy themselves....

[@MechanicWolf85]

I don't like doom that much but even this reviews seems more like they don't want to just enjoy it

[@7dayspking]

Be really fair, look what's going on right now. Some of these poor cunts might have lost their loved ones or anything, they might be sick or scared shitless.

[@unknownuser8967]

@@7dayspking uuh this the dumbest excuse in the history of dumb excuses. Are you seriously justifying blatant idiocarcy with that excuse?

[@7dayspking]

@@unknownuser8967 Mate this shit doesn't matter. These are a handful of pointless reviews, what 'excuse' or justification is needed? Who gives a flying fuck?:

[@unknownuser8967]

@@7dayspking Ah youre the one who said "to be fair." The one giving excuses are *you.*

[@deevee5327]

"Doom was about story" Ah yes. The original DOOM games ALL had TONS of story. I remember all of it. Like... one screen at the start of the game. Indeed literally better than The Last of Us.

[@ov3rdrive966]

Eternal actually has really rich story and lore if you bother to read the codexes, they did a great job of pulling the original games into the storyline (except for 3)

[@NagaGinn]

@@ov3rdrive966 That and just the environmental story telling.

[@youngjihadi]

@@ov3rdrive966 from what I gathered from my friends who played 3, that's a blessing 😂🤷‍♂️

[@ordinaryhuman5645]

You can mock Doom if you want, but it was still a better love story than Twilight.

[@ov3rdrive966]

@@youngjihadi and right you are

[@MaliciousMollusc]

Not sure what the guy meant when he said: "Doom is about Mobility" But then he said: "too much jumping"

[@hunter_noah]

"Calmly listens to the npc's speeches" Also doomguy: shoots hell priest in the face midsentence

[@valeryrus]

Tbh I feel that doomguy in eternal is overall les badass, the game is overall better than 16 in terms of gameplay so it doesn’t matter

[@hunter_noah]

@@valeryrus doesn't really matter to me whether he's more badass or not, the game's fun to me regardless and I didn't play 2016

[@Cat-pw5qr]

@@valeryrus I felt that he was more badass in this. Stuff like him willingly launching himself to Mars in one of the giant BFG's and not giving the Hell Priests any second chances.

[@yungbruh5632]

He doesn't shoot him, he slices his head off

[@9091destroyer]

@@yungbruh5632 If memory serves, there are actually three different hell priests, one of whom is shot mid-sentence.

[@TheEzio1991]

“They force you to use the chainsaw” How is that a bad thing?!

[@ismaeltanveer3992]

I know right! The Great Communicator is a beauty!

[@bigdickbee8146]

The chainsaw is literally my favorite part of all 6 Doom games.

[@sirdetergent2402]

Bruh the chainsaw is fun to use because of how brutal it is. Also it gives you ammo, health, and armor. It also gives you.a brief window to get out of a choke point

[@sorrenblitz805]

I think they're referencing the fact that you tend to rely on it to get through tough fights since your ammo pool is so low. I can understand not wanting to be tethered to the chainsaw to get ammo every fight.

[@tehhron]

His mom doesn't like him doing that kind of stuff in a game

[@megan00b8]

"The cartoonish look makes it not brutal" **Looks at a glowing pick up, then proceeds to break a demon's arm and use the open fracture to stab him with his own bone** Yeah, this really isn't brutal at all, the cartoony pickups make this really bad.

[@forbiddenbanana9255]

They probably had that party cheat mode on that turned blood into confetti

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

Secret pyro goggle vision.

[@Weldedhodag]

The mindless zombies do look kinda goofy not gonna lie but everything else is alright

[@BlindMelonLord]

Sirinterweb Yeah… But… Here’s the thing… The demons looked goofy from the original all the way up to this one. If you say they didn’t look goofy as fuck in 2016, you’re lying. Because, even though they do have a darker look to them, they still looked a little bit goofy. It’s just that in Doom Eternal, they went for the more old-school look, while at the same time updating it. You know what I mean?

[@Weldedhodag]

@@BlindMelonLord They always have looked goofy, sure, but the shambling zombies in eternal are just goofy on another level. Especially that glory kill where you shove their head into their torso, that one is hilarious. I'm not saying it's a bad thing that it looks more goofy than usual for doom, as long as it's just that one enemy. If Anything I was just playing devils advocate (Hah hah)

[@miniature030]

"Story is flat" Doomslayer: *ends hundreds of demons because of his bunny*

[@ej22_gc86]

Misterr Yes I really felt sorry for his loss indeed

[@yaeithergottheizmoryadont295]

Hundreds?

[@PlanetTelex00]

More like hundreds of millions.

[@cringe4181]

He stole a bunny

[@yorunoshugeki]

@@PlanetTelex00 yes, but demons do respawn so he might have only killed a couple hundred different demons millions of times.

[@kimarous]

Speaking as someone who actually did get Doom Eternal as my first Doom game, I've had some struggles (notably with the platforming on level two), but I thought less "wow, this is a failure of the game design; this game sucks" and more "wow, I am bad at this and need to 1) take a break to calm down, and 2) git gud through practice."

[@scootafari]

Kimarous got it on console and I was worried because everyone said it need a mouse, ordered a keyboard and mouse controller but before it arrived I was fisting demons on the master levels 😀

[@spideralexandre2099]

Flying through those rings on the second to last level kicked my ass on my first play through. I'd miss the rings or The climbing walls and I would admittedly get frustrated. But after some practice and a new controller they're a breeze

[@trafficcone7893]

Doom Eternal is my first Doom game as well and its easy to pick up and play, I did have trouble on one of the platforming parts but after a few tries I was able to get it

[@scootafari]

@@spideralexandre2099 if you have the air movement rune don't move when you enter the ring

[@danielpaschall2559]

It's like how some people treat dark souls, "oh, the game is too hard, how am I supposed to enjoy it if most my health is taken away by one attack" get good, practice, learn the game, they put stuff in games so that if you use it correctly, you can succeed

[@theheirophant4572]

"too many cutscenes" Those dear Sir are called glory Kills

[@JeiPegOfARaptor]

And are the best goddam "cutscenes" in the gaming industry. If i do say so myself uh good ser.

[@prasedomaci9264]

Well, they are technically cutscenes, since they are scenes, where you cut sumebody...

[@guybrushthreepwood8174]

There was one glory kill that I literally never saw until the last level. That's how many different ones there are. It was vs that purple imp like demon that teleports. Prowler I think. And it was badass because he grabs it's head and rips it out, and then you see the spinal cord hanging out and I had a flash back to original mortal Kombat sub zero fatality. They a HAD to have referred to that on purpose. It was awesome.

[@brigidtheirish]

And the actual cutscenes are all skipable.

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

I liked the cutscenes, didn't expect cutscenes in doom but I loved how bad ass they made them

[@kori612]

“He calmly listens to idiotic npcs “ like the three times he killed the priest mid speech , oh I know when he calmly listened to the DISEMBOIDED VOUCE Vega or samuel hayden TELLING HIM WHERE TO GO

[@THtdh]

he only really listens to Vega and Hayden because they help him, all NPCs that don't help him are either murdered mid speech or simply ignored because they're not worth the ammo and time (like them UAC guards, and doom guy don't kill no humans he only scares them to hell)

[@peytonburnsed2196]

@@THtdh Too right

[@ShmuckLord385]

@@THtdh fuck dude, even Hayden gets a lil ignored "That is not a teleporter"

[@DeluxeDietCoke]

@Shane Stern also the You can’t just shoot a hole into mars thing

[@ShmuckLord385]

@@DeluxeDietCoke I fucking love that, no shits given by the big boy

[@latt.qcd9221]

"You're forced to use the chainsaw as a primary mechanic and I don't want to use it. 0/10." Imagine writing a review of the original Super Mario Bros. and being all, "You're forced to jump as a primary mechanic to kill enemies, but I want to punch enemies, instead. 0/10."

[@hemoglobininspector4749]

I'm sure that review legit exists out there tbh

[@VariusMayhem]

Best part was Kiwigalaxy: "Why introduce Jump puzzles?" "Doom to me is about BRUTALITY, GORE, >>>MOBILITY

[@apexanjanath6219]

Just bc they can read doesn't mean that they are smart. Same with me.

[@bandawin18]

"The ability to speak does not make one intelligent" Qui-Gon Jin

[@brendanmatrix6208]

dont get me wrong i hated the jump puzzles due to it not being able to kill demons but other than that game is glory incarnate

[@VariusMayhem]

@@brendanmatrix6208 Those are not jump puzzles, that's called verticality and using your head. Horror games such as Outlast, Outlast 2 and Alien Isolation also had that. Some people are never pleased. Don't want a straight corridor, don't want intelligent level design. I admit, there were points where I struggled, even met frustation with some of the jumping parts. Now, that I know how to handle them? 'tis but a breeze... Every ape can run through the corridors of a demon base. But once 3 dimensional thinking comes into play, the level design of Doom Eternal makes more than sense.

[@MRG462]

“There is a hilariously small amount of ammo” That’s the point *DoomGuy doesn’t need ammo*

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

It's less that he doesn't need ammo, it's that he needs to kill faster than his guns can provide. That's why the Chainsaw is along for the ride!

[@ShadicAlucard]

Doomguy runs out of ammo. Demons: Hellyea!!! The same demons: OH FUCK!!!

[@cxvghf93387u]

he RIPS AND TEAR!

[@snnakes]

I feel like that guy forgot the Chainsaw was a thing

[@Sharpstoned]

Except in doom 2016 you could melee enemies to death in this game you are totally neutered and do 0 melee damage even against a fucking shit zombie.

[@danshiba1498]

These are the kind of guys who played on ' dont hurt me' difficulty and still had trouble beating it

[@gamingpandaboy]

Not gonna lie. I'm somewhat in that boat but i still love the game lol

[@sha1d01]

I had trouble on hurt me plenty but it's still the best game I have EVER played there just complaining to complain

[@HerrJaeger64]

Im almost done with ultra violence. How it was meant to be played!

[@snickers7494]

Phahahah so fucking true

[@nomadscorpio]

I will wholeheartedly admit. Im average and i love the game but... I can't get past the stage with the 2 marauders, i just can't beat them on the lowest difficulty... Tried like 50x it just stopped being fun for me after that which sucks because i absolutely loved everything else up until that point. 😭

[@bingchilling3914]

“The music doesn’t fit the pacing” Do you expect me to listen to lullaby’s while shoving a demons broken bone into it’s eye socket?

[@gamerchromosome1]

Meanwhile doomsayer rocks the demons to bed and they never wake from their slumber again (implying that he killed them).

[@StayFractalesque]

such a good animation I know exactly the one you're talking about

[@juicedapple9449]

"Guns are ugly 90s pickups now" In case you havent noticed, DOOM Eternal is trying to take classic aspects from the original DOOM and put it into a 3-D environment. For instance, the classic looking enemy designs instead of the ones in DOOM 2016 (For example, the Cyberdemon/ Tyrant).

[@EddieFreak]

The cyber demon is so beautiful

[@badbeardbill9956]

Exactly. They also made it more like an early 90s FPS with arcade elements (powerups namely), I think it’s a cool decision.

[@EddieFreak]

Bad Beard Bill personally I prefer Doom (2016) in regards to how you unlock weapons. I respect the pickups tho.

[@mrxbx9002]

Juiced Apple I personally prefer the immersion of 2016 to the arcade elements of Eternal but I don’t think it’s bad.

[@NeverANecromancer2468]

The tyrant looks badass and don’t forget about the original plasma rifle which looks absolutely gorgeous to look at

[@scottishboy112]

Gist of all these. “I can’t think, make everything obvious!” “Platforming, wah! WAH!” “Bethesda account needed! Wah!” “Pacing is bad!” “Too many ‘Skippable’ Cutscenes!” “Not enough story!” Like... Wow, it seems some people REALLY want to hate the game for... Whatever reason.

[@bandawin18]

Might be it's association with satanic things, although I'm a christian myself I'm not bothered at all by it so idk but it's an idea

[@supremecaffeine2633]

@@bandawin18 I have yet to see anyone say that Doom Eternal was Satanic. Most people seem to think it's the most Christian game ever made.

[@zacgamer0015]

But doom eternal have story

[@zombieslayerx88]

@@bandawin18 You're essentially playing as the hand of God destroying hell and protecting humanity like a god damn guardian angel. If anything this shit should be in the new testament.

[@zenbozic6184]

@@zombieslayerx88 reason why its not inherently christian is because it suggests a different "heaven" with the maykr race, but i personally couldn't care less

[@00-JT]

"Yet another unfinished game" yet has more content bigger levels and is pretty damn polished with a free season pass unlockables and master levels. Yeah sure unfinished..

[@forbiddenbanana9255]

Fuck if that is unfinished I would love to see how much shit would be in the finished version

[@wasdwazd]

No TDM=bad

[@TheDigitalWatcher]

DOOM Eternal was running more smoothly on my PC at launch than DOOM 2016 does 4 years later. This game was anything but unfinished/polished

[@ohhi5752]

The ironic thing is that they turn around and complain about all the new content and mechanics that were added while also complaining about how its just a “reboot of doom 2016” Completely bs

[@choasfrost]

Hey what do you mean by "a free season pass unlockables"?

[@pw2096]

Doom guy is less brutal now. Eah, because tearing someone into pieces with a bloody chainsaw is less brutal when more colorful.

[@arxei2436]

"Doomguy is let's brutal now. " Hmm let's see here: -terrorizes the kahn makyr and her army and priests -Rips and tears demons with: bare hands, chainsaw, blades etc. -Shot a hole into LITERAL MARS only because he needed the gateway to sentinel prime hidden in mars' core. -Stopped the titan and the icon of sin by himself and basically rendering them useless. And the list goes on and on....

[@Deadsnake989]

the *ONLY* thing I can think of that makes even the slightest (but still retarded) sense is how Doomguy handles the weapon mod bots. In DOOM '16 he grabbed the box and punched out the drone, but in Eternal he takes care as he pulls the box of the drone. But if you have 2 neurons to rub together to form a brain cell. You'd realize it's because in '16 they were UAC bots. In Eternal they're bots made by VEGA, Doomguy's buddy. I saw someone make that argument once. but I legit couldn't tell if they were trolling or actually had an IQ lower than the average temperature of Minnesota winters.

[@anidiot192]

@@Deadsnake989 I actually didn't realise the new bots were VEGA bots, I guess that explains why the slayer has a few in the fortress of doom. I just didn't question why he didn't punch them anymore

[@Deadsnake989]

@@anidiot192 I noticed immediately they were VEGA bots. It took me a few times to realize "oh right, he used to punch these." Then it clicked in my head and I thought that was a neat attention to detail.

[@sparkachuanimation1579]

All their opinions summarized in one sentence: “change bad, jump bad, new mechanics bad”

[@jamsandwams1782]

Pacing bad

[@Ammothief41]

Normies want hand held cry when it isn't.

[@westondickinson5309]

(Caveman grunts)

[@carbinecryo30716]

"New game bad, caveman angy, gneursk"

[@Nickels53]

"Too much jumping! I don't care if I never jump again!" "Help! The goo wont let me jump!" -Mr. Sameguy

[@Foreversouth0]

Just goes to show the average intelligence has tanked while attention has capped at 90 minutes

[@lachousalle31]

Hence why we have people gathering on beaches in massive amounts while we're in a pandemic. Idiocracy wasn't fiction. It was a documentary about the future.

[@112523]

its honestly a flaw in the refund policy steam has. 2 hours is pretty short and some games took me way way longer to start and enjoy.i tried playing divinity original sin 5 times before i actually started enjoying the game. not saying you always need 30+ hours to enjoy a game but in some cases it just takes a while. i think they should just say 2 days from day of purchase. and they should then exclude you from bein able to refund if you get past a certain point in the game wich should be at about 50%

[@wigwuck]

90 minutes is being generous

[@grzyruth9205]

Ironic bc DOOM Eternal is a great game for people with small attention spans

[@DesolateLavender]

@@grzyruth9205 If you play on easy, of course, but even then there's still _something_ to it.

[@iliarsl]

"This game is all brown and red" The entire sentinal world AND Urdak: *Am i a joke to you?*

[@dudemcduder1628]

There was a LOT of purples and blue blood in the infected city levels too

[@XXpassegeofsighs]

@@dudemcduder1628 super gore nest

[@chromaticturtle8657]

None of them played enough to even get to the snow level

[@anidiot192]

That describes 2016 better than it does Eternal tbh

[@ayejay2457]

Reviewer: “GIVE ME ACTION! There’s no action give me action!” Doom: bruv... 🙏🏻

[@darkestwolf6640]

Doom:.....::BOOOOOOOOOOY

[@rando23232]

These reviewers are just a bunch'o bruh moments.

[@bruhman1094]

Bruh momento

[@darkestwolf6640]

rando232 Na bruh timeline

[@MurrmorMeerkat]

Is the bruh meme bruv in the uk?

[@alexhancock6316]

I love how some of the big complaints are that it’s “too colorful while DOOM 2016 looked more grounded and brutal” and “I have a lot less ammo, DOOM 2016 was more balanced with ammo” when literally a couple of the biggest complaints when DOOM 2016 came out we’re that the color palette was kind of ONE NOTE and BORING because as great of a game it is, looking at the same reds browns and grays got old quick, and another huge complaint is that the game gave you TOO MUCH AMMO encouraging players to rely on one or two OP gun(s) for most of the play-through. Id software had these issues in mind while making DOOM Eternal which is why the game is so colorful and cartoony, it’s a design choice that works well, and why the ammo pools are about half of the original with the more powerful weapons like the super shotgun and the rocket launcher. Id fixed those big issues with 2016 and everyone’s complaining about that just because they’re not used to it. I love using every weapon in my arsenal and I love that the game feels as Hugo Martin put, a “violent Saturday morning cartoon”

[@coliom]

This positive comment is as long as the negative reviews

[@mihajlocvijetic1868]

Yeah in Doom 2016 you could just cheese the bosses with the gaus/rocket combo.It made the boss fights feel pathetic

[@Niick3015]

when you have an auto-refilling chainsaw to get ammo and these peoiple complain about "not enoujgh ammo" like what. Just grab a zomble and chainsaw it.

[@rusteddenial453]

Alex Hancock i only think the balloon popping sfx on the cacodemon is a bit too silly but other than that everything feels awesome i don't think making the doom universe seem more animated a bad thing at all

[@Leeken69]

I played Doom 2016 just before Eternal released and almost never used any gun besides the Shotgun or Chain Gun. Playing through Eternal I'm switching weapons almost every couple seconds.

[@sethjansson5652]

I feel fps games need more platforming. I also think it's sad that most people can't even experience and embrace a game that is singleplayer..

[@unknownuser8967]

Hell, Arena Shooters need a come back. Theyre FUN

[@victigr]

@DankMcStank Dying Light and Mirror's Edge would like a word.

[@bing2879]

Vic F those really aren’t FPS games, more like First Person Action games

[@victigr]

@@bing2879 They both have firearms, so definitely FPS.

[@bing2879]

Vic F if I recall, using said guns is not the focus like in Doom

[@elijahfyffe5176]

"NOOoOOO, you can't just add dashes and jumping to the game" "Haha, doom guy go rip and tear"

[@BadModder]

He needs speed so he can kill demons fast

[@MrMrMojo]

"Gronk too lobotomized by modern shooter to know how press jump button" "Gronk run out of shoot juice too much and don't know how use chainsaw" "Gronk want more story in game about demon shooty man"

[@GabrielAraujo-iw2yf]

I don’t even understand more story as a criticism just read the codex entries

[@gageunruh3574]

@@GabrielAraujo-iw2yf bold of you to assume they can read.

[@blastfromdass4310]

Shoot juice

[@grand4009]

Lmao

[@sirterrell04]

Doom (2016) got pretty repetitive when I never ran out of ammo for my two shot super shotgun. While I didn’t like the lack of ammo for the automatic shotgun, I realized that it encouraged me to use other weapons.

[@JeremyRedus]

Basically 90% of the reviews: "I have to sign into a BETHESDA ACCOUNT, so this gamr is very trash. never installing again" Alt ending: "i only played 26 minutes in, but what is this bs? i had to sign into a BETHESDA ACCOUNT so this game atomaticaly gets 0/10. ont op of that why is there more stuff? i hate it when people add more mechanics to my favorite FPS game. the game is WAY too DETAILED and there is way too much upgrades! i loved the 2016 doom, but the pacing on this one is awful and the level design is pure garbage. im ALWAYS having to climb on some walls or swing on some bars, and it takes up like 92% of the game!why did they have to put all of these jumping puzzels everywhere in the game??? Doom is about MOBILITY, GORE, AND ACTION! but this is not doom at all. not to mention the hud looks like dog crap and the person who worked on it should have sand get in their eyes! i mean its totally not like pretty much EVERY aspect of the hud is customizable in many different ways, that would be ridiculous. uninstalled it, never installing again. i recommend if you want terminal cancer.

[@yourthirdfavoriteasian7017]

I don’t understand the whining about the Bethesda account. Like Jesus Christ just spend 2 minutes making a spam email then sign up for the account using it, don’t go whining about a whole AAA game experience because they want you to sign up for a stupid free account you don’t need to put any personal information into.

[@MrArticSwing]

YourThirdFavoriteAsian the problem for me lies in the fact that the game can not be played offline. My game crashed because the internet jolted and disconnected. That’s a problem if it’s a single player game but I don’t blame Id, I blame Bethesda.

[@jeffreysian-salas1689]

@@MrArticSwing Did you get it from Bethesda? I got doom eternal on steam and it never crashed the game, it would pause the game and tell me it's on offline mode (my internet is spotty so this happened alot) but if I want to continue just close the menu

[@elgurkus6885]

@@MrArticSwing when you lose connection you just get a message "can't reach Bethesta servers" and you can keep playing so no clue what your problem is. You don't even have to make a Bethesta account if you really don't want to.

[@gageunruh3574]

Like fam. I just spent an hour getting everything linked just to get the damned unicorn skin...and the Bethesda account only took me like 2 min at max to make a spam email. The rest was linking it to twitch and amazon. Complaining about a bethesda email just shows how lazy they are that they cant spend 4-5 min to make a new email.just for Bethesda to get a sweet ass zombie skin.

[@Tj_Druid]

i love this game it cured my depression, gave me a million bucks, a new house and a puppy! 0/10

[@paverarty]

These are the kinda people who still haven't learned to move and shoot at the same time.

[@real_lugga]

Gunnar Holm and then they talk BS about the pacing lol

[@thekramer1097]

Cod players

[@patriot7260]

This sounds like the same person over and over making alternate accounts. Lol.

[@noname-en4te]

You sir, are a genius

[@DerpADuhThatsMe]

“Cutscenes all the time” then I dunno . . . SKIP THEM?? smh.

[@connor2015]

@CYKA BLYAT95 ay nice. triple g is one of the best reviewers

[@connor2015]

@CYKA BLYAT95 oh wait. hey, Cyka

[@fbi6179]

Or.. you know. Disable them.

[@rayyanali4471]

They aren't even frequent and they are also often pretty badass.

[@johanna_sfmb2975]

Yea some people have the IQ of a fucking waterbottle when its empty

[@MrGrimm-to6ku]

Virgin reviewers: "I'm not bad at this game, it's the game that's bad...yeah." Chad Doom-ist: "Ha ha demon go squish"

[@Frazzy-vd1kv]

Ooga Booga me bonk zombie head

[@NoahDaArk]

Virgin Reviewers: Two Marauders?!? Doom is RUINED!!! Me: Ah, so I see we’ve gone from normal to “slightly hard”

[@V2ULTRAKill]

@@NoahDaArk then it is an even fight

[@NoahDaArk]

Merciless Mode I hardly have any issues with Marauders at this point. I can take on Two easily

[@connorgoodwin6818]

“I really hated the jumping puzzles” me: WTF DO YOU MEAN PUZZLES?!??!

[@SourTredmill]

“Doom was about story” Yea... no

[@x1mpressed]

I mean the Doom eternal's story is pretty nice

[@HyakuJuu01300]

Lmao I just stopped right there, the retardedness overwhelmed me. Saying "Doom was about story" is saying like "Counter Strike was about platforming". It's just way too stupid lmao

[@jacknagel9387]

@@HyakuJuu01300 Or like saying Fallout New Vegas was all about the gunplay.

[@TheRedCap30]

@@jacknagel9387 Or if Minecraft was about the realism

[@badbeardbill9956]

Arguably Doom 3 was more about story - so if that was their first Doom game...

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

Grappling hooks make every game better.

[@heyitsdazy]

Meat hook and dashing made this game lit.

[@dachhy976]

@@heyitsdazy Ikr, when you enter the fun zone, you forget about everything happening around you irl, it's such a good feeling

[@dreman999]

The meat hook turn me to a god of death to demons.

[@OrangeTtop]

Wish it was like titanfall2's hook But still good tho

[@SergeantTeabag]

Honestly, it really does in this case. After unlocking the mastery for the Super Shotgun, you're basically unkillable as long as you hook then dash to another enemy.

[@brandenhauser1635]

Someone: *Says something bad about Doom Eternal.* Me: *Loads shotgun with religious intent.*

[@ryleyrudman6360]

*Loud heavy metal starts playing*

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

*Y'all talkin mad shit for someone in glory kill distance*

[@iambread5355]

Charges BFG

[@gos358]

*loads the UnMaykr with murderous intent*

[@woahmama]

Basically every person that couldn't handle Doom Eternal: - can't write email and password - can't jump in games - thinks that jumping on a platform is a "puzzle" - wants to get same DOOM 2016 every year - knows everything about the game after 90 minutes of it - plays DOOM for story - thinks gore is cartoony - they dont like to do videogame stuff in videogames - don't like speedy, action gameplay - but also want speedy, action gameplay - don't like to think - don't like when they need to click more than two buttons - don't know what a good design is - complaining about a bethesda.net and putting like 5 minutes into logging is more important than the whole freaking campain of Doom Eternal - think that... *example: breaking open an arm of a demon and putting his own broken bone through its own jaw is not gory enough - they give the "story nobody cares about" as a complaint but they care more about it than most people who really dont care by complaining about it... great job - "DOOM 2016 is a masterpiece and any way of any development of any new mechanics into it is a bad design" - also they can't explain their own points at all I think this a way of escaping the fact that they dont know how to play games at all and because Doom Eternal has a difficulty spike over the 2016 one so just they call everything something harder and by lies make themselves more relatable for random people so that it feels for them that they didn't do anything wrong and its a fault of the game design even though it really isn't. Normally I would say its our boi Marauder striking again but it seems these poeple didn't even got to him at all so, yeah I imagine the enemy design would just be added to this list if they did. How can you say stuff like this on internet and feel good about yourself? And also its another example that there is a ton of people who just dont give a sh*t about fun, because they dont want it at all. How can you care only about the bad things??? Lives of these people must be terrible... im really happy im not one of them...

[@GamingMafia_id]

Amen to all that point & bit sad at the same time. Truth is hurt lol. Ps, I love the Marauders, boi didn't deserve the hate. Or is it actualy okay to hate him, because he succeeded in killing so many player/slayer lmao.

[@Pranay--ez1we]

i can't even imagine what these people would have written if they fought the marauder, doom hunter and the archvile at the same time.

[@luksibukkyeet1719]

id even said "We have no problem with making things tough to annoy you if it makes you better and keeps you focused" You just have to play over and over to get good, the game itself was designed to improve and test your skills. I could say so much about it but ill keep it short. New enemy: You learn how to face with it and know how it attacks letting you adjust fighting tactics New weapon: new way of killing and also adjusts your tactic Arena: putting what you learned to the test

[@stephentyree9296]

Just gotta give the game a chance and figure out how to use the tools given to you. Resource management is a hell of a thing. If you pay attention to your health/ armor/ ammo and flamebelch, glory kill, and chainsaw accordingly, nothing stands in your way demonic slaughter.

[@woahmama]

@@luksibukkyeet1719 I hate to talk about it like most people that "iTs JuST LikE DaRK SoULs of FPS" but I really liked that Eternal has kinda same way of telling the player to understand the enemies, learn them and kinda use your head more with targeting certain parts of enemy instead of just shooty shotting until it dies. It needs you to have a lot of agility but at the same time have a good aim and use everything you have in your arsenal. For me it mixes the crazy fast and agressive gameplay of 2016 with it perfectly. Instead of simple fun there is also a lot of adrenaline and satisfaction because of the higher difficulty in the already great game. After some Slayer Gates I felt like I was after some kind of marathon but in a really good way. Also I kinda laugh how people struggle with enemies like Marauder despite the fact that the game literally tells you right away how you should approach the enemy. Same situation was with Sekiro when it launched. I remeber after beating it in like a week I was watching videos of others playing it. And people constantly were ignoring and not reading the into face info because "they know how to play and they dont need to know that" and next thing, they are dying with rage and scream at the game how bad it is. Like, just read how to play, game doesnt really hide the mechanics of the game. Oh of course, you played Dark Souls so you think this game is the same, even though the moment you see stealth mechanics you should understand that its not dark souls.

[@obi-wankenobi7725]

I’m sensing that they don’t understand the meaning of pacing.

[@bandawin18]

Or mobility

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

Even Kenobi gets it and he calls guns uncivilized

[@cincochishom22]

Hello there

[@edgelordfacckoff8608]

It’s over you Usurper, I have the high ground! - Marauder

[@cincochishom22]

Doom slayer proceeds to bring out the bfg9000

[@lecarbonator]

I saw a 0/10 review of it and i just have to share it here: "Its not in VR is all I have to say. After Half-Life Alyx proved to us that VR is the way to go. They put out this mess. When I played it I kept saying this would have been a whole lot more fun if this was in VR like Half-Life Alyx."

[@eternalfrost1732]

Le Carbonator holy fuck lmao! That guy is a dumbass. DOOM was in VR most people would get motion sickness.

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

Wasn’t Doom Eternal supposed to come out before Half Life Alyx? What would his thoughts on the game be then? Would he have liked it until Half Life Alyx came out and would then hate it for not being in VR? Truly an enigma wrapped in a conspiracy.

[@ZonsoAvalune]

That Lonely Giraffe inc. it came out like a couple of days before alyx

[@lardusbirmingham7020]

That has to be a joke, no one could possibly lack that many brain cells

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

Razgriz 3 Then that comment makes even LESS sense.

[@shadowbronygamerghostsofts8073]

Doom Eternal: has 7.5 reveiw The 0 reveiwers: Oh nO I hAvE tO pReSs ThE A bUtToN!

[@ruenvedder5921]

I feel like the people who are angry at the jumping and swinging must have just come from the original DOOM, and are like "WHAAA!!?? I have to mOvE uP???!!"

[@joedevil29]

and I feel like the people that complain about it being too "arcade-like" only played DOOM 3

[@TheNitroG1]

this is the most platforming in a doom game by far, most doom games had platforming to hide secrets. it wasn't usually a part of progression in general. not nearly to this extent.

[@jimmywhite6863]

It can't be if they're complaining about the cartoony look. That would mean they never touched Doom 1 in their lives.

[@joedevil29]

@@jimmywhite6863 I wouldn't doubt that hey haven't, especially the one that said DOOM was about "Story". That made me immediately think they've only played DOOM 3.

[@inmatejason]

TheNitroG1 thank you, was going to say the same thing.

[@marinauder]

One guy was dissapointed bcs he didn't read the requirements so his PC cannot handle the game lol

[@joshshrum2764]

Marinauder There’s there problem not the games slap my head.

[@galacticheroman]

I cannot believe that so many people can be so friggin' brain dead. "I hate all the jumping" one second, then saying "DOOM is about mobility" next. What in the name of the Slayer is going on in these people's heads, seriously-

[@notrickgrimes5227]

I haven't even played the game and I think it's really good. Based on the negative reviews, I think these people want the doomslayer to just fly, shoot everything whilst having unlimited health and ammo, don't want to read anything, don't want more colors in the game, and basically don't want to think and learn while playing.

[@Second_Splitter]

@@@notrickgrimes5227, if a 14 year old like me can enjoy it, then you should definitely buy the game, worth the 60$ price tag this time.

[@notrickgrimes5227]

@@Second_Splitter I can buy the game. I just don't have the PC for it right now.

[@Second_Splitter]

Not Rick Grimes, I would say get a console but I’ll probably wait till next gen consoles come out if you do decide to get one. If I were to recommend you what type of PC will last for a good amount of time performance capability it would be a i7 mixed in with a RTX 2060 (I built mine with the mistake of getting a 1060.). But man, it pumps you up with the soundtracks.

[@Salmagros]

Swifto Sorry for interrupted but isn’t that Doom Eternal rated M for Mature and supposed to be play by 18 and above, kid?

[@swollenapocrypha]

"didn't even get some breathing room to learn your new skill." yes, you did. It's called the next area.

[@bombadt-yt9818]

"music don't fit the pacing" so you're saying we should play We Are The World while mowing demons in this game?

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that slaps me on the knee.

[@juniorjunior5884]

Mows down demons while singing "Why can't we be friends?"

[@Staladus]

That actually sounds pretty fun

[@derkonigstiger6210]

@@juniorjunior5884 That sounds fun...and terrifying...imagine finding the Slayer while the music is playing in the Background

[@maddyv5948]

Or maybe some classical music, all while the doomguy waltzes around the arena, tossing flowers at the demons😄

[@alphaasian3519]

"Me can't jump, game stupid." That's all I'm really getting from these reviews 😂

[@askamikaze3936]

Me too mobile, me cant handle the movement ooga booga

[@aimbotarrow5981]

“Music doesn’t fit the pacing” *BFG Division starts playing*

[@Zeg-eh5ik]

I want it in Eternal with Rip & Tear too

[@emanuelecantatore1179]

@@Zeg-eh5ik They are but can only play them in the hub

[@johanna_sfmb2975]

"music doesnt fit the pacing" **me chanting Kar En Tuk with the crowd while fighting a Gladiator Demon:** "ok boomer"

[@emanuelecantatore1179]

@THAT Guy yes It does by default but Guess where the ripatorium Is?

[@andreaslaban8908]

@@Zeg-eh5ik pretty sure rip and tear is in doom eternal

[@Drakerot]

One of my friends quit playing after a couple hours because “there was too much jumping/platforming” Then he went back to playing Destiny 2

[@Drakerot]

Typing this reminded me to block his dumb ass

[@Major_Arachnid_1]

D2 is platforming incarnate, but tell me, has your friend played the zero hour raid, because that is a fucking nightmare

[@Mat-iz4ls]

Dude, as a Destiny 2 and Doom Eternal player the only thing I can say is that your friend reserva yo be blocked.

[@Falxifer95]

It's ironic how the dudebros in this video are reviewing a game as if it were a movie and the same type of dudebros review movies as if they were games. That's the only reason why they use "pacing" and other "my first movie critic thesaurus" terms.

[@narrowstone5363]

Pacing is an actual thing in games. It changes depending on the game and on the player, but in general it's how much time the player is spending and enjoying the game & if there's any interruption. For example: the maruader changes the pacing of the fight because you have to wait for an attack rather than spend your time attacking. It changes the dynamics, this changes the pacing In doom, it's really just a "how much time I'm killing and how much time I'm not"

[@HyakuJuu01300]

Doom is 95% gameplay and 5% story with skippable cutscenes. You determine your own goddamn pace. You can speedblitz through the levels or take your time to explore all of the levels to find secrets. It's all up to you. This whole "pacing" point stupid and retarded.

[@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle]

NarrowStone These idiots don’t know what pacing actually is, they just want to add a smart word into their troglodyte-like, grammatically poor, whiny reviews. Doom Eternal’s pace is very dependent in how you play. If someone’s playing the game like it’s a cover shooter (“EnEmIeS rUsH iN mY FaCe WtF bAd Ai!”), then any bad pacing is their fault. If someone misses a key and has to go back through the level for an hour after all the enemies are dead, that’s their fault that the action stopped. This game lets you set your own pace and I love it for that, I enjoy clearing a room and then spending a while scouring it for secrets- that’s good Doom pacing for me.

[@fuzzball297]

NarrowStone I mean they set up the first meeting with the marauder as sort of a boss fight. Can hardly argue it changes the pacing much.

[@kingsleepy91]

"Too cartoonish and silly" DOOM eternal: B R U H

[@peppermintboi2971]

Sleep Paralysis Demon doom eternals style was unexpected yet really nice

[@Porakki]

I assume they mean the glory kill where you punch a low level demon's head into their neck and the cartoon popping sound when you kill with a headshot I guess? I don't have any problem with the game so far, apart from like a couple of times the ai got caught running into a wall or stranded onto a ledge.

[@yourdemiseishere]

I kinda wish the cartoonish noises that pop up on some glory kills were replaced with meaty sounds, im here for visceral action not pop-yaaayy type thing. Not bad tho, even if it sticks out at times.

[@TheNitroG1]

@@Porakki almost all of the animations are more slapstick comedy then the 2016 version. hard to feel like a badass while your giggling...almost every glory kill in the 2016 version had a visceral feel to it. The less serious tone of the violence in eternal really took the edge off of the badassery. Not sure why they went more comical with the first entry in the series to let you blow away chunks of demons as you fight them. just your average lighthearted torture porn.

[@zoelio999]

@@TheNitroG1 in short they didn't want SAW, they wanted evil dead 2

[@TacosAreWizard]

Take a shot every time “pacing” is mentioned.

[@fullchoke7876]

Made my Saturday night right there, a very drunk Saturday night.

[@Zan-tx6jv]

Everyone: pffft story is dumb, confusing, and all over the place! Me: I understand all of it because I am the one guy who reads all the lore entries as I go through these newer DooM games.

[@Drillgon]

@@bored_236 I pick every single one up and say "I'll read them all later". I still haven't read more than like 2.

[@gravemind883]

You would hate markipliers playthrough lol about halfway its just nearly constant whining about how the story isn't what he thought it would be. And I mean *_b i t c h i n g_* and I love that fuckin' guy, so.. what the hell.

[@s1ngle287]

"90% of the game is jumping" - No it's not. "There are endless cutscenes" - No there aren't. "The plot is hard to understand" - No it's not. The title of the video "Making fun of reviews". Great video, man, keep it up.

[@bigpenny8223]

YASblK BES KOSTEY to be fair for most of the game it just doesn’t answer anything until like mission 8 where it’s all made clear

[@bryantharrison6992]

Okay, well I haven’t beat the game just yet, but I’m on like “nekravol II”. The story confuses me a lot. What happened between 2016 and now? I like the backstory of the doom slayer (that’s awesome). But why is Hayden suddenly destroyed? Why is the crucible already in a titan? This may all be explained later, but I’m not sure what’s happening.

[@bentonknox5240]

Bryant Harrison Hayden was just recently destroyed after being attacked by demons on Earth. The crucible is already in the titan because the slayer killed it during the first demon attack on Argent D'Nur (This is explained in a codex entry and hinted at by Hayden)

[@mattplayz4550]

@@bryantharrison6992 Okay so Doom 2016 is bassicly the first game,after Samuel throws you in hell events of Doom 1 and Doom 64 happen',you find the OG (Doom 1 and 64) suit and after the events of Doom 64 the Knight Sentinels find you and take you to their Castle where the Doom guy goes Trough their ranks,leaves Because of some events and 10 years later (or 11) Doom Eternal happens.

[@AnterresGaming]

Ты ведь иронизируешь, да?

[@rigid_sideline]

Hello kids, today, we’ll be learning about “Doomers” .The word “Doomer” comes from the combination of the two words Doom and boomer. A doomer is someone who rains on a new dooms parade because it’s not like Doom 1 & 2.

[@lowkeyobsessedngl]

i resent this comment coz i like all the games new and old. even doom 3!

[@rigid_sideline]

John Ryan Parman sorry, I didn’t clarify that Doomers are people that grew up with the original games and they don’t like the new ones

[@prasedomaci9264]

Don’t know, these so called reviews are mostly "Doom 2016 is better, this is no Doom, I’m too stupid to learn the game mechanics". Eternal is, in some aspects, acctually much more similar to the originals, than 2016 was. Weapon designs, pick-ups, enemies? Straight outta Doom 1 and 2.

[@rigid_sideline]

Prase Domácí i think the thing they’re most agitated about is the platforming aspects

[@prasedomaci9264]

@@rigid_sideline That falls under "I can’t learn the game mechanics" category. I mean, jumping, dashing and swinging is essential part of combat too. If you can’t use them, you will die.

[@Helixxs]

"Calmly listens to speeches" Doomguy litterly blows a guys head off during a speech

[@submergedbird8244]

Atom ThiS sTopS NoThiNg eArtH wIlL Be cOnSumEd reGarDlesS oF whAt hApp- BOOM BITCH

[@Helixxs]

@@submergedbird8244 exactly

[@12halo3]

The next cutscene is him just standing next to the hell priests.

[@submergedbird8244]

12halo3 he shoots the guy while he’s talking tho With a double barrel I might add

[@12halo3]

@@submergedbird8244 i mean near tge beginning

[@XivuCallsMePookie]

"Instead of bringing in new colors and environments its 'hell on earth'." Well yeah, that's because doom eternal is a soft remake of doom 2 "hell on earth". 90 minutes of playing does not do this game justice.

[@Deadsnake989]

90 minutes of playing, generously assuming these people aren't totally braindead, but knowing they aren't ace players. Is completing Exultia and quitting. I'm pretty decent at the game, and you can see the clip on my channel to confirm. 90 minutes for me my first time through, (on nightmare) was like 1/3 maybe 1/2 through Cultist base. So these people just decided "lol it's just hell on earth" w/o seeing what was imo 2 of the coolest maps in the game, Cultist base and Doom hunter base.

[@besfpolycule8710]

So it sounds like a lot of teenagers who never played a game that wasn't Call of Duty, Battlefield, and in some cases Doom 2016, all got super butt hurt that Doom Eternal asked them to do a little bit more like... [Checks notes] Jumping.

[@7dayspking]

This is a departure from the original dooms as well though. A lot of people probably were expecting a shooting experience, these new elements inevitably give and take from the shooting. Some people just want Contra without limited ammo.

[@imcool2931]

@@7dayspking doom eternal is a shooting experience dumbass

[@7dayspking]

@@imcool2931 You're such a dumbass you couldn't even read my dumbass comment properly.

[@imcool2931]

@Gleb B. / Глеб Б. If you are scared of such basic activities that are an essential part of every game, there are a couple of cheat codes that give you unlimited ammo, once you do the code you can finally play doom eternal without enjoying

[@imcool2931]

@Gleb B. / Глеб Б. whenever someone points out that your criticism is just nitpicking, he becomes a fanboy who mindlessly defend the game for no reason at all.

[@JacobTheCroc]

"noooo, you can't just put platforming into a game about killing demons, it's not what Doom is about" "Haha, Doomguy swings like a monkey"

[@GamingMafia_id]

@Mr VT all they know about Doom was = Shoot mindlessly throught a long hallway.

[@JacobTheCroc]

@Mr VT exactly

[@bryantharrison6992]

Kevin García even so, there was platforming in doom 2016. The whole argent tower stage was a giant plat former. Though, with the easier mobility, platforming in doom eternal is way more fun (and easier to not fall off the stage).

[@kylehyde215CA]

@Mr VT Yeah, they tried to poison the well in Civvie's comment section and I was happy to see they weren't having any of it.

[@kylehyde215CA]

@Mr VT You, too, fellow Hyde! When Civvie reviewed Doom 2016, the old Doom fans tried to whine in the comments about the new game and people threw it back in their faces. They're complaining about the story in a Doom game? It's different, so it sucks?

[@insomnia.2006]

Reviewers: WHY DO WE HAVE TO MAKE A BETHSEDA ACCOUNT!? Batman Arkham knight: **cough**

[@nu_kercat1]

Overwatch on pc: *coughs even more*

[@StratOFerus]

And I mean, they all say Doom 2016 was better... but you also needed a Bethesda account in order to play in multiplayer mode I recall. Or something along those lines. So all in all : dumb complaints from people claiming to have played Doom 2016 and just want to shit on Eternal.

[@elricansoulja5389]

Better spray that shit with lysol. Dont need no Corona in the comments.

[@spookydooky4085]

StratOFerus in my opinion doom eternal is a big step down from 2016

[@o.c.317]

Just fukin turn off your WiFi while playing the goddamn game

[@pluto3194]

"There is no 30 minute jumping puzzle" There is if you suck at jumping and consider jumping across platforms a puzzle

[@kieranward7850]

Nobody: Not a soul: Not a single person: Random guy on Doom Eternal Reviews: “Mario is a bit too hard, it has a lot of jumping puzzles.”

[@willb1405]

Every time I see this meme my cancer grows more

[@piffuu9848]

@@willb1405 its more cancerious when its edited

[@raptyrn1290]

"Ugh this game is so bad, I have to use an account" *Meanwhile using a Metacritic ACCOUNT to post their half-brained uh, 'review'.*

[@RobertDecker417]

People shit on Bethesda for anything these days

[@raptyrn1290]

@@RobertDecker417 The kicker is that id made the game, the account debacle has nothing to do with the impressive amount of work that has been put into this blockbuster level game.

[@RobertDecker417]

@@raptyrn1290 I know, which I find hilarious.

[@hib7295]

@@RobertDecker417 It just works xd

[@chrisk3127]

on launch it was really annoying to deal with it would randomly delete what you typed when trying to log in took me like 15 minutes but they did it to make the game harder to pirate

[@5crungo]

“The game requires you to jump around all over the place” have you ever played an arena shooter in your entire life?

[@peppermintboi2971]

bumpmap yeah its better to jump then be eat lead rockets or fire

[@MarksterC]

Its like they preferred extremely more linear levels

[@strikeforce1500]

"the music on its own is good but doesn't fit the pacing" Oh excuse me, should they had put Beethoven in soundtrack then?

[@tortle7882]

"YoU nEeD a BeThEsdA aCcOunT wOw i'M dIsappOiNteD" It literally said that you need an account to play the flipping game on the steam page.

[@jethrodark2372]

Well other games are worse for that where u actually have to download their launcher, ID made it so u dont download anything just make it takes like a second and it merges with ur steam account u barly know its there. These people are stupid.

[@marcoschou7558]

Do you actually need to make the account or is it optional

[@jethrodark2372]

@@marcoschou7558 yes its required but i think somedody found away around it, but if u dont u cant have any online play without it. U should just make the account its quick and ez and it links automaticly with ur steam account so u never really have to sign in when u launch doom(PC version have no idea about the console version) and its not like u have to download a launcher like Epics or ubisoft.

[@marcoschou7558]

@@jethrodark2372 nah don't worry I will finish the game offline then make the account

[@breezy3176]

@@marcoschou7558 and you can get some free cosmetic shit for signing up to slayers club with said bethesda account

[@godofwar100000]

"I cannot do jumpy-wumpy, this is a bad game for everyone. 0/10"

[@mushroomcrepes]

boomers only know how to point and shoot they are retarded

[@Chubzdoomer]

"Too much jumping, can't use the same weapon for several minutes at a time without running out of ammo anymore, too colorful. 0/10 garbage game."

[@nifiga_prikolno]

@@mushroomcrepes civvie doesn't agree with you

[@MaxSylv]

"Too many jump puzzels game dumb"

[@dominicscreativefilms]

User: “Screw critics! They don’t know anything about games. I can make better written review.” Also user: “The jumping puzles is too hard and the pacing and story are no good. I think a 0 out of 10 is a reasonable score.” For real though, people who throw around 0’s should not be allowed to review things.

[@_xotik7425]

I agree, they could at least try to play the damn game correctly before rating it

[@MetalSmasherGaming]

0/10 should only be used for games that are incomplete or literally unplayable (i.e. constant crashes).

[@CelerichPsalm]

I think most of the negative reviews come from people that struggled with the gameplay. Even I, as I played through it, got frustrated at a few parts wondering why they made it so much harder. But then...it clicked. Like, everything made sense. Using the chainsaw, hooking onto zombies for mobility, setting them on fire to recover armor, chainsaw again, etc. Once all of the important aspect of surviving the fights kicked in, it stopped being so difficult. And, I think, a lot of people aren't ready for that. They want an easy game that lets them hold down the mouse and watch things die. Which is fine, if that's your thing! But, to me, it feels like ID wanted a game that requires more thought than that (I'm sorry, I also loved the hell out of 2016, but it was NOT a game with 'lots of tactical choices'. It was just tremendously fun). They wanted a game where you did actively have to pay attention to things. But, by doing that and making weak points and always having zombies and imps around to refill ammo, it made what used to feel like "hard" enemies pretty easy. Just had to know how to beat them. So, if you didn't like the game, okay. That's totally fine. There's a difference between "They changed the formula and I don't enjoy it" and "This garbage pile of dogshit is made by retards". So if people aren't respecting your view, maybe the problem isn't people.

[@jackdipompeo7732]

The guy that's hates jumping said that mobility is a essential part of doom.

[@bandawin18]

Maybr he doesn't know what mobility means lol