Making Goldfish Pizza Rolls

[@Aliadale]

Both Josh and Mike have crazy energy, the main difference is Mike has a calm delivery while Josh is always chaotic

[@kassandrarvr94]

Yes.

[@commakazee]

Chaotic neutral vs chaotic evil

[@captaindox1727]

SoRa Dale imagine a vidoeo with mike, josh, and emily making some boozey platter Edit:video

[@stevenferrell6395]

They need to do more episodes with mike

[@NatalieJTheatre]

I’m continually amazed by the fact that Rhett and Link have managed to find and hire people with their same creativity, sense of humor, and wonderful weirdness. 😄

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear nata

[@eansba88-]

@@AxxLAfriku Nurse Ratchet lets yall use the internet?

[@pastivityy]

@@AxxLAfriku did I just read a seizure

[@WhoisAustin]

welcome to LA lmao

[@dadvsdad1470]

That moment you remember gmm is off this week but then Josh saves your morning!!! GMK for the win!!!

[@AM23.]

O geeese I forgot🙁

[@ServantOfBoron]

Mike and Josh could be a perfect stand in while GMM is on holiday.

[@yoursjuli]

deadass!

[@piperokelley2428]

My experience when waking up this morning, EXACTLY

[@turbocharged0611]

Thank You Josh!!!! I was having a GMM fit over here

[@malcolmkennedy9351]

Mike is awesome. He reminds me of the stoner kid who does Karate and meditates in 80's movies. The knife and the story around it REALLY just consolidated that image for me.

[@recoil53]

It's the headband, isn't it?

[@bacon_n_meggs2837]

It's the headband, glasses, shirt, and general demeanor 🤣 this is a perfect description of him lol

[@SilviaNight99]

I feel like Mike would be so chill to hang out with XD he'd get into a headspace and you would just listen to him ramble.

[@KAV1118]

I only blink once for about every 9 blinks that Josh takes

[@ikol2644]

i've never noticed it but now i'm gna be thinking abt how much josh blinks in every future video

[@FlippytheMasterofPie]

It’s also likely that you’re not surrounded by several extremely bright lights on a movie set right now, so

[@leannamarie1318]

So?

[@evidence7338]

@@FlippytheMasterofPie lol

[@idrawanime0119]

now i cant stop looking at his eyes

[@RobinFlysHigh]

0:06 I just wanted to point out the pepperoni pirate was Rhett's nickname in highschool

[@crimsonspider3-T]

Josh talking about goldfish not Being real. Me now interrogating my brothers “gold fish” to find out what type of fish he really is.

[@TheAirwaveAngel]

He’s a spy for the government

[@crimsonspider3-T]

*speed racer shocked sound*

[@blackirish781]

He's a carp

[@DeCake93]

It is from "finland"

[@kirkw1740]

Maybe he's playing koi 😂

[@Nikhiludupa_unknownimouse]

If someone told me there was a person who matched Josh's insanity, I wouldn't have believed them. Until today.

[@shadowreaver752]

Hasn't he been on before though?

[@RoeBoats]

they’re a perfect pair 😭😂

[@MaryEllenBrown]

The only person more chaotic than mike is Lucas (or Emily if you give her alcohol)

[@VioletEnds]

There's way too much Chaotic Good energy in this episode, lol

[@recoil53]

@@MaryEllenBrown I was going to say Emily matches Josh and Lucas is deadpan more crazy.

[@vincedibona4687]

Josh is the guy that brings his own ranch dressing to a pizza party.

[@cormano9034]

Ahh yes, the hidden Khukri on the cabinet trick. Gets people everytime

[@RoeBoats]

can Josh and Mike cook more together PLEASE. my favorite episodes were when josh was cooking in Mikes kitchen during quarantine 🥺

[@thesecondcoming]

Anyone make sure they're eating while watching this channel to make sure you don't get too hungry?

[@marcjohnson3553]

Syed Zarrar Bokhari always

[@RoeBoats]

i seriously always have to be eating something when watching Josh cook. his food makes me so hungry for food i’ll never have :(

[@thesecondcoming]

Marc Johnson me too!

[@thesecondcoming]

Sarah Karnbach seriously. I wish I could cook as good as this man.

[@BodegaBoy757]

I only had to do that during the cheesesteak episode cause cheesesteaks are my favorite food group lol

[@xDarkTrinityx]

Someone contact totinos/pepperidge, they should make these

[@classicalheroes8910]

totinos already has doritos tho

[@penelopefahie7040]

@@classicalheroes8910 tostino is a chip Tostitos are pizza rolls

[@kenziebailey9142]

Totinos = Pizza Rolls Tostitos = Tortilla Chips

[@ServantOfBoron]

"Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli?" You two have such a natural chemistry! Every episode should be Josh and Mike :)

[@RoeBoats]

YES

[@Firegoat10]

I dunno, the one with Josh and Emily was pretty epic.

[@imjayhime]

Or Josh and Trevor 😁

[@jamielevesque9604]

Is no one gonna talk about how Josh said gold fish weren’t real?

[@VioletEnds]

On the scale of weirdness of things that Josh says, that's not even in the top 50% lol

[@zayors]

Bc he’s stoned

[@charleswesesky747]

gold fish are a real animal, but Goldfish™ are not a real animal.

[@Shadowonwater]

gold fish are carp

[@Jade_Raven]

I thought he was referring to tuna is real tuna whereas goldfish aren't real goldfish and thats what makes it weird about the tuna mascot because he's either a cannibal or selling his people to be eaten

[@jb.stiehl]

Josh and Mike are my favorite duo. Loved that Wet Hand Dry Hand EP

[@coreyhorning9872]

If you walked into a dog park and could translate all the barks going on, these conversations are what you'd hear.

[@katthew22]

True elitists: air fryer pizza rolls, crisp of the oven speed like a microwave

[@recoil53]

The 1% of the pizza roll eating demographic.

[@kassandrarvr94]

This is life changing.

[@TravisHLane]

I used to deep fry mine before I became an air fryer person

[@duhforg]

I discovered the joys of air fryer pizza rolls a month before I got diagnosed with Celiac Disease... I shall live vicariously through you henceforth.

[@velazquezarmouries]

Does it have the near death experience of stopping the timer too late while microwaving pizza rolls at 3 am?

[@brubblegums]

Imagine Julien and Josh cooking together. Julien spreading his Aries induced chaos, Josh being Josh....

[@starrynyte158]

I've been thinking of this non stop🤣

[@siobhan-rae]

I also thought this would be possibly dangerous. But there’s no cupboards for julien to open and then walk away from.

[@tylervanmeter9678]

FINALLY THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO CHEEZ-IT RAVIOLI

[@ajmwolf]

Pizza hut did a Cheet-it pizza roll thing awhile back.... lol.

[@ncom7794]

Ok. We need a ruff puff mcgillicutty vs sleepy Jones Johnson shirt now.

[@BenAesthetic]

The box reveal music is my favorite thing in this entire world, and I love the person that chose that melody.

[@lux0rd01]

Ok that just sounds like an amazing combination

[@diva6148]

They need to actually make these!

[@rthompson7025]

Agreed

[@SmoofDizzle]

I love anytime Mike is on camera, he's got such great chaotic chemistry with Josh.

[@Brainspoil]

"Bumping yummies" should be the name of a colab cooking show.

[@Codeaholic1]

Fun fact: bumping yummies is actually banned in 7 states.

[@Kelarys]

@Sam I Am guess and you'll probably be right

[@lunaviolet8445]

Josh "I always eat pizza rolls with ranch, and I soak them in it, sometimes I just do it like a bowl of cereal" Josh literally 3 seconds later "ohhh that's alot of ranch, well we're doing it" *scrapes off some of the ranch*

[@ModestGirl79]

Paisley is the Mary Poppins if the Mythical world. "Oh it's a jolly holliday with Paisley! Paisley is the prop guy who we love!"

[@Bella_loves_music]

Josh: talking about stomp Me: so that wasn’t a figment of my imagination?

[@MissGimpsAlot]

They still tour. Except during the 'rona, probably

[@gregorybishara103]

Callbacks to their last vid together updog and wet hand dry hand

[@digitropic3182]

LORE

[@Cadrid]

5:12 Josh: "What is that knife called?!" That’s a kukri! Or Ykesha from Everquest.

[@qwertyferix]

Yep. I just popped down to the comments to answer his question. It is a kukri.

[@Kid_Ying]

I know this because I am a successful video games man.

[@MrSampsonne]

I, a man of culture, definitely remember the Short Sword of Ykesha.

[@username12120]

God I gotta get me a pair of those swords, my warrior needs that threat!

[@scarymeunster9095]

Jacob Byrd _”Y’got blood on my knife, mate.”_

[@caseyhoolahan8209]

Mike and Josh are a perfect pair, I feel like they match each other’s energy really well.

[@IeshiAke]

"These two are dead, I think. They're floating"

[@galgalliel]

I feel we need to have like, a GMM Art department appreciation. They always knock the packaging out of the park, for everything.

[@youtrygivemeone7105]

Josh will would u ever do a “chopped” show with mystery baskets!?!!!!

[@itriggerpeople4433]

I am convinced that 80% of the snack smash ideas were made by people who smoked all the cannabis

[@ebbit6115]

I, too, am an indifferent fish.

[@michelleen158]

Petition to have Mike join the Mythical Kitchen staff! His personality pairs perfectly with Josh.

[@mckensiedavis801]

I only put my pizza rolls in the oven if I’m feelin ✨fancy✨

[@wormysxl]

Have this man on more episodes!

[@stevanarsenijevic1103]

Isn't the cap usually designed to open packages like the tomato paste one?

[@emottoazuka3028]

Yep. You generally just put it on upside down

[@Dudeston]

One of the best pairings ever. Would happily watch an entire series with just you two cooking stuff or just eating things and being yourselves.

[@whythehellnot1275]

"Bumping yummies" is now my new favorite saying.

[@sofee6376]

Hearing that Josh strictly microwaves pizza rolls is all the validation I need

[@jessicabrighton8733]

I'm so confused, when I first clicked I thought the guy on the left was Julien Solomita.... 😂 my brain tricked me!!!

[@Catherine4942]

easy to be fooled when Mike's doing classic Julien bits like 8:03 !

[@jessicabrighton8733]

@@Catherine4942 😂 lolllll he did too!!

[@themissindependent97]

Josh and Julien would be a world ending combination lmao

[@jessicabrighton8733]

@@themissindependent97 it would be awesome.

[@jacobnugent6895]

"Measure nunce, cut once!" is my new tag line for life. Thx Josh!

[@Hambone4815]

Love when these two are together

[@suitch]

"Thank you so much for bumping yummies with me today"

[@rthompson7025]

Awkward lol

[@Electriophile]

I wish I could bump yummies with Josh

[@Hippopotalust]

Josh and Mike. The chaotic broship reunion we didn't know we needed until we remember Rhett and Link were off all week.

[@nonotatallnothanks]

i didnt even watch it yet and I already know this is gonna SLAP

[@LowbrowDeluxe]

Josh is just Napoleon Dynamite after a college glow up.

[@amandalefaye1889]

I think Mike is one of my favorite people to be on this show with Josh so far! They have similar humor and work together comedically seemlessly.

[@zacharyrichard3830]

Mike pulling out a kukri immediately made me realize that I liked him.

[@carfanactic2]

I love the confessionals in this GMK!! These two have an unmatched energy 🔥

[@rachelmarie2952]

I only came here because pizza rolls...I stayed for the description of the blue man group

[@redblu]

I will forevermore thank my friends for bumping yummies with me after we’re finished chillin

[@sarahcarpenter5177]

“Bumping yummies” -Josh, 2020

[@erowley31]

I haven't even finished watching this but I feel the overwhelming need to say that Josh and Mike are just crushing it. Fave mythical kitchen combo.

[@lifeisthepit]

So obviously a “Wet Ass Pasta” joke got cut in the edit, right?

[@nellindasage8641]

I need more Josh and Mike in my life

[@TheRockLlama]

Anyone else waiting for them to put out a Mythical Kitchen Cookbook?

[@robint2016]

I wonder if it might already be in the works

[@TheRockLlama]

@@robint2016 i hope so. I'd definitely buy it.

[@tripppyy]

Indifferent Phish... we just didn't bother to jam. Just stuck to the song. YEEEESSSS!!!! LMAO!!! Genius.

[@marvinm5122]

"now there are two of them, we need reinforcments...."

[@IamRedaM]

There is finally someone to match the energy Josh has!

[@EnderQueenYt]

He tried to hide that he overflowed the well, that’s the most human thing ever! 😂😂😂

[@YamiOni]

If Totino's _actually_ partnered with Pepperidge Farm to create this hybrid, I would _totally_ buy it. Sounds like such a non-brainer combination that I can't believe it doesn't already exist.

[@lifeofmisery5360]

The Cheech & Chong of Kitchen🤣😍

[@jmaice83616]

Mike has been my favorite guest you have ever had on the show so far. Have him back as often as you can.

[@smoothsteve]

Someone please make a supercut of every time Josh coughs in this and gmm then add a fart sound effect on the top

[@NoL.E.D.]

“Thank you so much for bumping yummies with me this morning.” Josh puts words together so well.

[@VulgarMenace96]

Mike is the "Rolf" to Josh's "Dwight"😅

[@Ash-oc2bq]

Ever notice, when you see two people having fun, u have fun as well 😃....

[@angelabernhardt6761]

Ok Mike needs to come on as a regular now. He's great!

[@krystalmendez2994]

Josh is the reason I know the bumps on a knife are so things don't get stuck to the knife

[@itsTomate]

im not up late, youre up late

[@violetskies14]

It's 11:30 am here in the uk and I've been up since yesterday so you're not wrong.

[@balakayyy0101]

Thank you, United States of America, very cool

[@angiemitchen1814]

These look delicious!! Josh and mike made a great team today! Good job guys!!

[@alyssaault629]

That’s it! Josh needs a raise! 🤑 this sounds so good

[@bonnie1303]

Love Mike the pizza roll fundamentalist

[@bcaye]

Love Paisley. He is a perfect compliment for Josh.

[@Nekufan1000000]

I like this Mike guy. He seems like Josh, but like if an older Josh was trying to out chaos his younger self.

[@getsetready]

Is that a kukri knife? I posses this information in my brain, but I have no idea why.

[@sebastianfalecki4275]

Pasley should be in the kitchen more often. It looked like you two were having so much fun!! Also loved how involved he was!

[@stuffnthings4106]

whoa this was fun. more of this!

[@alleahbaker5343]

I love that Josh is literally always stoned because same 😂 and he’s making all the best munchie snacks

[@misterdanny5421]

Ah, behold the majestic slapdorks. Tasked with providing sustenance, they once again find themselves slapdorking around.

[@lauraslyricallife]

I'm gonna thank people for 'bumping yummies' with me more often now

[@gregorybishara103]

YEEEESSSS THEY BROUGHT THE GUY BACK FROM THR KFC FANCY FAST FOOD VID

[@johnnystob4037]

I always love it when Josh and Mike get together!

[@HeWhoSlayethCain]

That knife of Mike's is a Khukri, one of the best knife designs in the world.

[@countcr33per]

Am I the only one who wants to see Josh compete with his guests to see who can make the better version of the same dish?

[@kaiitthegreat]

Mike: I'm a column kitten, meow... 💯🌈

[@Reginaldred907]

Meow

[@schnozberrys3601]

The #1 way to enjoy pizza rolls is deep fried. Hands down, microwave last, baked third, and air fried second.

[@hannahmckee-body3246]

Josh's humor blends seamlessly with my dark nursing humor 😍

[@heavyweightcamping4347]

THIS IS A FANTASTIC DUO THIS SHOULD BE A REGULAR TEAM FOR THE SHOW!!!!!

[@thedarquibus]

The knife was a large Kukri, from Nepal.

[@namemycactus]

Ive never felt more represented in media than when Josh talks about microwaving pizza rolls

[@vistacruiser]

wait hold on i thought that guy’s first name was pasley... so rhett and link call him by his last name ??

[@starryeyes21]

lol I was very confused by that too at first, never realized before that Pasley was his last name, but its not uncommon generally for guys to call each other by their last names instead of firsts, at least in my experience with guys I know

[@josephkaye8513]

Yess!!!! He’s back!!!!! I don’t know how many times I asked for Mike Pasley!! But he’s back!!’

[@AarononYoutube]

No I don't have covid. I was just trying to hide my fart.

[@klittlesas]

Mike adds a good balance to Josh....which I imagine hasn’t happened many times in Josh’s life with all his Aries energy.