Making Nasty Instagram Food

[@z3ngz]

Was this supposed to be funny

[@mayastrawbz2278]

First reply before i sink down

[@FittZone.]

*You shall be sacrified for being a big meanypants to big slaz*

[@yanniklohlein5998]

No he was trying to copy bigger KZbinrs again

[@raymundothacker6233]

Yannik Lohlein no, as you can see, 6-minute hacks was right, you are not

[@lisar8426]

zay idk was it? I mean you watched it so I’m guessing it is?

[@Vultzzzz]

Every video slazo is outside his room feels like a field trip

[@miajmosley]

Vultz yeah it does 😂

[@probablynotobama6447]

SEATBELTS EVERYONE

[@shpirtlockman5253]

With Ms. Frizzle's child

[@cockpenis123]

Niamh Lakes please let this be a normal field trip.....

[@probablynotobama6447]

With the frizz?! *NO WAY!!!!*

[@melodyconte]

You know it's made with love because he kissed every single ingredient

[@GymandGolf]

Imagine him making you breakfast and just watching him kiss every single thing

[@GymandGolf]

Lol

[@bigskrimp9847]

Makes me want the food even more.

[@realperson9951]

Lol

[@residentflamingo115]

75% Of the comments are *LOL* 25% Are real comments

[@magicalzal]

Behold, the most expensive video slazo has ever made

[@karentrejo244]

Ikr! Spinach? In this economy!

[@agnomilted5206]

What about his Wish video?

[@magmahotdesigns]

EARTH SANDWICH

[@olliebattye4358]

The meaty moustache rly helps the noncey Italian look

[@ophiophxgic]

Y'all think the tik tok ads went to his head

[@Ester-cj4dx]

I think they broke him, yeah

[@norm9522]

Yea

[@Fanrose2475]

No it is Billion Surprise Toys holding him hostage, this is a cry foe help but we are too dumb to realize it

[@loafofbeans8291]

I just got a fucking tiktok ad as I read this wtf

[@patienceRachel]

Most definitely. Poor ANGle has lost his meatball marbles

[@kariannstickle2708]

I've never simulatneously loved and been so morally disgusted by something in ever.

[@snailmucus3921]

Same

[@confusedaf1112]

@Three Loves Stuff Deets? :eyes:

[@cloudyam9640]

Some homeless man is going to go through your trash looking for food and he’s going to be very confused.

[@subswithvidsvid]

cloudyam why would he throw it away

[@exiledcaptain]

Yeah im confused why he threw that stuff away and i found it in the trash but then i seen this video

[@JayLee0619]

But... he won't be hungry...

[@snorf525]

Nice 666 likes

[@alexander_yoko]

LMAO

[@ellakopecki1866]

Wish someone treated me as well as Slazo treated those eggs

[@aliyahjns]

Big fax

[@ozho622]

9:02

[@ellakopecki1866]

@@ozho622 my statement stands

[@thol2324]

This comment thread 😂

[@Taikamuna]

*Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*

[@maksymillian]

oh yeah you're that bich from the yiay intros thing

[@screamingcat6262]

*Presidential alert* gorden ramsey is no longer the best chef in the world.

[@eelale]

Waddya doin here domino person?

[@eizzhah]

hows jacksfilm

[@TheAllAroundMan]

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE

[@NintendoDRS]

Wow BuzzFeed tasty really upped their production value with this one

[@Itsant33]

Hopefulky you don't mean Tasty. Buzzfeed does suck tho

[@rezide-]

@@Itsant33 the KZbin channel Tasty is inside buzzfeed studios

[@Itsant33]

@@rezide- I learned something today. Tasty has clean videography though. And when its not showing who is cooking, it's great.

[@littlehellspawn665]

Imagine if the cheff in your local Arby's would kiss everything before cooking it.

[@Blade.Beloved]

M E L L I E this comment made me depressed considering the fact that I don’t HAVE a local Arby’s and it’s my favorite fast food joint 😩

[@p4m209]

What’s Arby’s

[@wokstarchromie]

Wait, they're not supposed to?

[@wokstarchromie]

CharaCIC -_-

[@wokstarchromie]

CharaCIC That was my joke...

[@TheFemaleRose]

Slazo: time to make nasty Insta food Slazo: *_makes it 10 times worse than the food presented_*

[@shiny5068]

Dawn Foxx exactly

[@ciansevilla3909]

better*

[@lilif2835]

My favourite Australian dish is the one where you put the needles in the strawberries

[@kareemabusalah5079]

There is a cadbury chocolate bar in that flavor

[@phag4eva]

Did you just-

[@lilif2835]

@@kareemabusalah5079 if you're in Australia please send a bar of this chocolate to the UK

[@jewelxiat]

Slazo blink twice if you're actually dying and need help

[@aesthetic5884]

Crowned Bitch I think he needs help buying a razor

[@feralboarboy540]

@@aesthetic5884 d a m n

[@T1C]

@@aesthetic5884 This video was sponsored by *Dollar shave club*

[@Purp1eM0nstaTMT]

Crowned Bitch *blinks 5 times*

[@astupiddumbdumb4423]

Crowned Bitch I’m the 420th like

[@worldorder7569]

I trust chef Slazo to prepare pufferfish for me

[@allentatsumi4601]

He would kiss the pufferfish too

[@Heavenly_hash]

I don’t trust his cooking it’s too fancy for me

[@theirishrepublic6130]

Jeez your a bit suicidal

[@worldorder7569]

It’s trust not suicide

[@no-ro6pu]

I trust him to prepare it the wrong way so I can die like I've always wanted to

[@simonryhal4750]

Slazo was the real how to basic all along

[@fenner5306]

Yes yes it is

[@mr.bananaman9805]

7 minutes in and we have our first mental breakdown.

[@juliaevenrud5001]

...

[@4ch4n]

I lovr you

[@olive4604]

if I wasted this much food my mother would probably disown me

[@ivygrace5177]

LMAO same😂

[@kiwymarcioXDrottenkiwy]

It's probably out of date, if you go to McDonald's back and you ask the smelly guy he will sometimes sell you some amount of out of date burgers and frys, if you get there before the homeless it may be free

[@jikerwa]

Already done and donerrr!

[@olive4604]

jikerwa Lmao your picture my guy... it’s *glorious*

[@Jerebee-DS]

As someone who cooks deserts for my family.. I can't.. I just started sobbing. Slazo. Slazo please.

[@kovanova9409]

Me: *makes finicky and dainty macarons* Slazo: *literally throws ham*

[@cprow0997]

If you cook a desert it would turn into glass

[@yokobluu]

The beginning was still normal but it gradually started to escalate as if he had some serious rage against that insta food lmao

[@jadenavarrete6577]

😂😂😂

[@lhaegreenleaf]

Seeing him in the chef shirt gave me PTSD flash backs to a particular hair cake.

[@mohamedmedhat2436]

😂😂😂

[@sotsu618]

Oh no..

[@skeletonwar4445]

Have you seen chef?

[@kathycat4452]

Lolll

[@knightbugs]

What?

[@yahelhotam1777]

_Slazo experiences a mental breakdown.mp4_

[@eggy4068]

Burnt yet raw at same time

[@lilacangel1275]

Press f to pay respects to all fallen eggyweggys

[@NotReallyRebecca]

f

[@petite-beefcakes]

E

[@sotsu618]

Put the eggyweggy in the sausywasy UWU

[@fromthecherryvine]

F

[@Mx._Jess]

F UwU

[@honeybri8578]

The funniest joke was slazo having a wife

[@julianijgh5432]

Later that day, Slazo sadly died of salmonella

[@okboomer2640]

No he died from ligma

[@niklasharms1489]

@@okboomer2640 Not from sugma?

[@gasketsnotyetblown9467]

Łukasz Dąbrowski Cringe

[@dracothegreat1950]

He died because Lee Gandhi killed him.

[@Yahya-pr1jy]

@@niklasharms1489 what is sugma

[@imaginaryowl]

He did surgery on a hot dog

[@terracottapie-o6f]

He did surgery on a hot dog

[@kiyahkraft7700]

*Gordon Ramsey has left the chat*

[@mizsfaithful]

😂😂

[@kiyahkraft7700]

sharkk no, i meant it as Gordons intimidated, so he left the chat lmao

[@kiyahkraft7700]

gamer 187 LMFAOOO

[@shiftypenguin472]

of course Gordon Ramsey isn't in the chat he is in the video

[@kiyahkraft7700]

Shifty Penguin don’t disrespect my mans slazo like that

[@FilmsGio]

Cook me some vegemite toast please

[@maksymillian]

no

[@toasttoast4786]

Hi gio! :)

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Hello Slazo Jr. How do you do?

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

Hiiii Gio! I love both you and slazo

[@WorldWideWanks]

Welcome Slazo 2.0

[@jlshootingstar333]

Alternate title- "Slazmonella Gets Salmonella"

[@macadoodle2491]

*Slazmonella*

[@MandrakeFernflower]

Slazo and Sam O'nella crossover confirmed for 2021

[@Coco_EC]

Lool

[@soccerbeast7373]

I had adhd in the hood🛑🛑🛑

[@abdulmateen8933]

Slazmonella Gets Salmonella Slazonella Gets Salmonella Slezonalla Gas Selmonela Sleaseonala Gs Sellmonele Sleesonala S Selmonele Sleeso S Monele Slee S Ele S S Ee S S E SSE SE SEY SAY SAYW SAYWH SAYWHA SAYWHAT SAY WHAT SY WHT SYWHT SLWHT SLAHT SLAZT SLAZO Slazo Slaz Slazmonella Slazmonella Gets Slazmonella Gets Salmonella

[@dnivek12]

I had no clue that I was clicking on a HowToBasic video

[@eden5560]

This escalated from a lovely tutorial to How to Basic really quickly...

[@_savanimations_64]

Bwahaha yessss

[@CG5]

The Ratatouille OST in the background really brought this together.

[@peydaddy]

CG5 bro what are you doing on this channel? funny seeing you here

[@bogscholar691]

THANK YOU I was wondering why this video felt weirdly familiar

[@diamondswordlegacies1287]

Is this the Netflix adaption of Gordon Ramsey?

[@shiftypenguin472]

Diamond Sword Legacies no this Gordon Ramsey 2.0

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

this video has the same energy as danny gonzalez's "trying troom troom pranks" video

[@agnomilted5206]

*Gonzalez

[@naastefanovic1301]

no, this is worse

[@ultrablueslime8216]

Hello fellow gregs

[@eri4324]

sup gregs

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

@@eri4324 and hello to you, fellow greg and parx fan

[@vro7181]

Now i know why good girls like bad guys.

[@dwarfchicken]

How long have you questioned it?

[@paprikachile1801]

A really long time

[@chipdippy5902]

@@paprikachile1801 i've been a bad boy, is it plain to see?

[@alana3265]

i refuse to let this go on any further.

[@shadowxxe]

Alana ƒ尺ｉ匚Ҝ You

[@orangejuiceconcentrate8]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He make a good snacc

[@shiny5068]

Orange juice concentrate I love it when people use dead memes

[@unstablecore4069]

@@shiny5068 it's not a dead meme you fricking normie

[@jewelxiat]

Next up in Slazo Chefs: choking on actual bleach

[@jewelxiat]

@Ryan Pokorny LMAO now like my other comment and be my 1000th liker 😂

[@motherlarkspur4506]

Slazo: I've got some, uh, **flaunts box** HoMeAdE cOoKiE dOuGh.

[@quinnc6368]

wow that emotional breakdown had some really relatable energy! i want to die!!

[@paxk8121]

This was probably the most painful video I've ever watched. When you put that goddamn watery cookie abomination on paper towel in the oven I felt my soul leave my body in order to avoid witnessing this sin

[@prodMonet13]

My soul crossed the seven seas to Africa to avoid this

[@Emily-lv8fp]

Slazo is perfect boyfriend material 10/10 would date

[@mohitonon-alco4287]

he already has a boyfriend

[@Fleetwood369]

@@mohitonon-alco4287 i laughed so hard at that

[@Dogmuff1ns]

Who do you think was behind the camera?

[@irlwillsolace]

same

[@irlwillsolace]

@@mohitonon-alco4287 fuck

[@lobstertruck1614]

McDonald’s secret menu

[@snailmucus3921]

KrustKrab’s secret menu

[@spampolice7947]

the f word's secret menu

[@alexander_yoko]

:))

[@kiwymarcioXDrottenkiwy]

I'm Italian and this video gave me and my pet spaghetti the gay.

[@brandonwilliams7895]

The big** gay

[@raviolibirb8009]

I need someone to kiss me just like the way slazo kissed his ingredients

[@marygrace9378]

same

[@EmiiLin1]

@@bruddab4474 ouch, the EDGE

[@bruddab4474]

KaRmy UTub its true though

[@aguy01]

This should be a Netflix show

[@maksymillian]

yes

[@andrijakovacevic3365]

If only he was monetized.. 😪

[@CATibal]

Yes

[@JelliWaves]

omg yes

[@Mirqz]

Yes

[@cherry7up10]

Disappointed that he didn't make the avocado one

[@ultrablueslime8216]

R.I.P. the avocado one 2018 to 2019

[@oneparticularlysmartape]

He's lost his wits, but not that bad... Yet.

[@ChaosGoblinAry]

Never in my life have I been jealous of a tomato

[@lavander_menace]

Do you mean until now, or just in general?

[@alnimri]

*_This video is basically a more sophisticated version of How To Basic._* _Amazing job Slazo!_

[@PenPenPending]

Gordan Ramsay really let hismelf go...

[@WorldWideWanks]

Gordan Ramsay is trying some normie foods for once

[@CM-fc6ks]

Josh Taylor I like your pfp 👍🏻👍🏻

[@NivekTheEnigma]

No he looks better

[@smibnor7387]

This is a bizarro Australian version.

[@jimbothefingerwaggler4509]

*Slazo is told chefs wear hats* This makes Slazo ANGY

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

Really slazo? 20 minutes? I'M READY!!

[@vixieboo_]

Oh your ready? Wow im double ready

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

@@vixieboo_ good you could find some better food than watermelons here

[@iknowyouresalty2521]

Lol

[@EdwardNo1]

I'm glad you hate watermelons

[@vixieboo_]

Food better than watermelons? I dont think so

[@internetcrybunny]

imagine your friend asking you to film a cooking video for them, you think it’s gonna be a nice cooking tutorial thing and an hour later your standing in an airbnb filming this

[@enbymudkip]

After this I was diagnosed with severe anxiety over cooking

[@labaker4285]

Me, in the beginning: I'm glad Slazo is actually doing these like a competent person *Watches his slow descent into chaos*

[@ceoofcommenting]

*Gorden Ramsay has left the chat*

[@tenilleshephard5632]

Love you're name😂

[@QYMXC]

║ ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ ║

[@hansofalltrades1491]

Its RamsAy not RamsEy.

[@hansofalltrades1491]

@@tenilleshephard5632 *your

[@miyako4506]

It's ramsAy get your meme right smh'ing my head UWU

[@aldoushuxley7087]

I really hope that you’re just waiting for dollar shave club to sponsor a video

[@mikaelarelford4095]

Just like grandma used to make

[@jontykrause6215]

same

[@realperson9951]

10/10 restaurant ever, the detail of appearances of foods, the taste, the texture, the smell, splendid. 100% recommend to eat at that place

[@arbitrarychaos3551]

*Big daddy Slaz dies of food poisoning*

[@HollyACNL]

Get yourself a man who can do both, make you want to marry him yet want to die all at the same time.

[@oliviageorge1734]

Construction worker 1: “Hey, where’s your hard hat?” Construction worker 2: “ Guess I’m not a construction worker.”

[@Cytrixxz]

Olivia George what

[@avaevols7668]

Cytrix X r/woosh

[@Cytrixxz]

Avaevols I just don’t get it

[@tjpg25]

same

[@drago1514]

This was the most disgusting video I've ever seen. I love it.

[@msjonyba1234]

Might I suggest Filthy Frank?

[@lhaegreenleaf]

Please tell me you grew the mustache specifically for this video.

[@keona9525]

That’s literally what I thought

[@cooper419]

I think that’s just some sharpie marker

[@Ice_CreamTruck]

Pre-recorded footage

[@lhaegreenleaf]

@@cooper419 an outrage. I want my money back.

[@cooper419]

No refunds

[@irishmarshmallow]

Glue consumption in this video is above the legal limit

[@Theronimo]

Ok but how did you hide the rat in your hair?

[@benjisaac]

Theronimo its in his mustache

[@kentoaaliya2220]

it's in his nose

[@shoot4thestars176]

Slazo: casually rubs and kisses eggs. Me: Age restricted folks.

[@leavejordan]

Angelina Nguyen age restricted... yolks?🤔

[@shoot4thestars176]

Jordan Payno Bad joke on my part

[@victoriablake3826]

can you get salmonella from a video cause i think i just did

[@birdie8388]

*but i thought you needed to watch people making salmon to get salmonella*

[@lenadraws9700]

Lmao when I was little I thought you could only get salmonella from salmon 😂

[@tsundor1]

Elis ThaBesth sam o’nella academy?

[@c0nceited822]

My memes are ironic My salmonella is chronic

[@Chris-nw2lf]

c0nceited nice

[@rosalina_4935]

Most underrated comment on this website

[@rosalina_4935]

I'M sCreaMiNG

[@turdy_water7646]

Better than Gucci gang

[@lilbohbeat5785]

My Instagram eats are iconic Eat ‘em and quick drink some tonic

[@racheldama7666]

Man, he’s really let that mustache get out of control. He didn’t even have to draw one on!

[@diego__2675]

nasty just like i like it daddy slazo

[@Smiley_Face0]

ok

[@fionabrennan9148]

Get you a boy that kisses you as tenderly as Slazo kisses tomatoes

[@strangeling357]

The most dangerous animal in all of Australia gives his tomatoes a kiss before violently throwing them to the pan and frying them.

[@birdie8388]

Im cackling

[@ironmilutin]

Most dangereous? hardly, he got beat up by salami

[@ehneli]

Slazo is every girls dream guy. He has a successful career and he can cook

[@KatitaKate]

not only girls apparently

[@Fleetwood369]

He already has a boyfriend

[@loveandpeace9956]

😍💖💞 BOYS WHO COOK 👨‍🍳

[@alexander_yoko]

#gender equality 👍

[@haidenus6939]

Are you growing a chia pet on your face

[@alannabroughton7264]

Three words : Dollar Shave Club

[@stoptrying7660]

Haiden Naill *CH-CH-CH-CH CHIA*

[@sadclownschool9358]

Are you talking about what is obviously two very small cats???

[@zhitposterzupreme9120]

Live footage of a man's mental breakdown

[@yumarinightray6168]

Is this your audition tape for master chef junior?

[@oakisatree]

Yumari Nightray the hell do you mean “junior” this man is gordan ramsays master

[@Roll_on_dough]

No it's for chopped

[@er1081]

R u an su fan? I love steven universe

[@olelokupanahaodev1959]

Even if Slazo kissed my food, I'd still eat it 😂

[@veryhard8548]

Slazo: *I’m* HowToBasic

[@baileyboss500]

VeryHard i was looking for this comment

[@theantsaretakingover]

This guy is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqnKgnukoa-KeKs

[@maddyellis6136]

Kissing the eggs = foreshadowing a collab with HTB

[@snoopydog9865]

*slazo is the real howtobasic confirmed*

[@N8rBeans]

Top 10 chefs Gordon Ramsay was afraid to challenge

[@lawrence9536]

7:45 Slazo: makes a clear and established joke Me: cries for three days and tries to comfort the chef having a midlife crisis

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

Bitch if that ain't me

[@BobSamson147]

He didn't call McDonald's 'Macca's' fake Aussie confirmed

[@happyotter8085]

BobSamson147 all of australia is fake. it's not s real country

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

The name Macca is for my boy Paul

[@dionesdisciple3329]

Australia doesn't exist, check ur facts kiddo

[@athenadelgadillo1915]

Probably cause it was sponsored

[@DerangedMousey]

You spelt Maccas as 'Macca's', fake human confirmed

[@gabrielhaley7882]

I would say make more of these but I want you to have enough money to make videos

[@emperime2491]

Gabriel Haley he has money?

[@Cory-ey4wc]

@@emperime2491 he's homeless

[@selma7458]

Awwww, Slazo your boyfriend is adorable!

[@Bedhead_Brodi]

@@σαντπαιδί To properly r/woooosh somebody you need 4 o's

[@snailmucus3921]

R/wooooooooooooooooooosh

[@unculturedryan1286]

Who are y'all wooshing.? Did he delete his comment? Lul

[@managerofthecostumeparty5090]

UnculturedRyan yes

[@Nate-xy5il]

Woooosh

[@everblue2277]

Shave, quit KZbin then become an Instagram chef.

[@oakisatree]

*Gordan Ramsay is shaking*

[@burger5033]

In orgasmic euphoria

[@mintimin8707]

And with mad respect

[@simonockas]

Can't tell whether the mental breakdown was fake or real.

[@ryannn39]

definitely real

[@mxhelloyou]

Real.

[@nimrag659]

100% real

[@bigboi4380]

It has to be real

[@oliviagrace889]

knowing slazo, it was probably real 😂💀

[@nostalgianotes138]

“I AM A REAL CHEF!” *balling his eyes out.

[@birdiebird7774]

can we please start a petition for this man to shave

[@dabondematers9538]

Silly goose that's not real smh *^-^*

[@genghiskhunt1609]

Birdiebird 77 hair cake 2.0

[@arture.7174]

Are you mad? He wants to be *PAPA,* ok?

[@maddyherr3494]

www.change.org/p/slazo-make-slazo-shave-his-mustache

[@andrejones8834]

that facial hair sets off my fight or flight response

[@fuutatherock]

me, watching this at 11:30 pm when I should be finishing my missing assignments, eating granola bars: bone apple teeth

[@purrpletiger2159]

Its 3 am for me weew

[@bryannastill60]

macaroni loser I felt this spiritually

[@shpirtlockman5253]

I really wanna like this comment but I don't wanna ruin the number

[@bryannastill60]

Shpirt lockman if you don’t do it, someone will

[@a.gilbert6946]

Me right now....except its 11:48pm lmao

[@eheehe6034]

13:56 i love how his books are organized by colour

[@elin9671]

Jamie Oliver who?

[@headintheclouds7905]

Omg . I used to make fun of my sister cause her name is Jamie and I used to tell her she is Jamie Oliver . It was quite dumb but funny for me . But true . Ok sorry for an unnecessary and not asked for story 😂 .

[@chloebutler8438]

Who’s Gordon Ramsay? Idk him

[@saylor3447]

*presicely*

[@florafauna8549]

Seriously who is that

[@noobysloobybleep96]

GORDON RAMSAY WHO?

[@taylorswim7981]

This video is chaotic evil

[@daizy5426]

All we need now is for you to attempt the life hacks