Making toilet paper moonshine

[@devdecker7812]

“I specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it” Science

[@0cramoi]

Am scientist can confirm

[@pan_man69]

Soft kitten equals best experiment

[@emmaisemma28]

Well of course, you see the cute kittens that the toilet paper is made of gives the moonshine a distinct flavour!

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

This is why I love science. On one hand, it seems serious and professional. On the other... this.

[@americanben]

*professionals have standards*

[@RustyRat]

Now teach us how to make toilet paper out of alcohol, i desperately need that recipe.

[@pepealasquid6005]

RustyRat same

[@glasstuna]

@Samuel Skala instructions unclear. Splinters in my ass...

[@ethios8928]

Don’t we all but those idiots who take it don’t

[@4RKM]

Ze hando

[@HH-sv1tb]

fbi ZA HANDO

[@discordiangod]

little did this man know he had created the most valuable alcohol to date.

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

why not zoidberg?

[@rosyyae]

Oh god lmao

[@bluethumbbuttoneek9465]

Give it to ur ol pal zoiidberg

[@gia9551]

I’m screeeeeching lmfaooooooo the memes are just unreal in deez dark times

[@XxAILASxX]

Well we already made the most valuable carbonated water so naturally...

[@GabrielShipman2010]

The fact this man refuses to clickbait is really awesome.

[@SomeScruffian]

_get low efficiency rates_ Nilered: "I am disappointed, but I expected this." _get high efficiency rates_ Nilered: " *_somethings wrong, I can feel it_* "

[@lucyhartmann2082]

"Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to happen"

[@SusDoctor]

**squirt**

[@physicsisawesome696]

@@lucyhartmann2082 "but I don't know what"

[@mememan629]

@@physicsisawesome696 "If that means what I think it means."

[@mikey7194]

@@mememan629 were in trouble, big trouble

[@toydotgame]

Everyone here should note that this process only works if you use the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it. Any other toilet paper brand will not work.

[@ryanr27]

The fluffy kitten gods allow you to do this

[@cos-sin-tan-std-dui-fbi-uti-hi]

The secret is in the kittens...

[@rocketman8808]

@@ryanr27 well that and the Charmin bears will kill you in a drive by shooting if you use their brand.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@rocketman8808 Charmin doesn't fuck around with what you use their toilet paper for.

[@tabsforever5692]

Will replacing the toilet paper with a fluffy kitten work

[@DeltaChairlines]

“houses and clothes are basically made of sugar” a clothed man sits in a wooden house. is he wearing a house or living in clothes? he screams for he does not know.

[@metaloopa6907]

LMAOOO

[@gallium-gonzollium]

That- yeah.....

[@nfspbarrister5681]

Rise of mad scientist...

[@meganchristensen1068]

i would think that he is wearing a house and living in clothes.

[@ryugujiken6936]

Surprise hes a sugar baby 🤣

[@adamcolbertmusic]

5:00 "I was eventually left with a nice and mushy toilet paper stew" - the first time in history such words have ever been uttered.

[@The-DuolingoBird]

True

[@DavidJeffreson-xx7kr]

I bet it isnt

[@Cynic15]

he said it after i read the comment, the prophecy came true

[@BigBoyPoi]

I came here to tag this, but you already did it. Thank you.

[@OffGridInvestor]

I'm sure septic pumpers have used that phrase before

[@HBButler01]

“What are you in jail for man?” “Toilet paper Moonshine”

[@FlatBroke612]

Prison cred +14

[@ThomasTheFapEngine]

More like "What do you do in jail man?" "Make toilet paper moonshine, what else"

[@litpath3633]

most popular guy in jail lol

[@bluey_heeler]

Damn it I was gonna say that

[@Xeonise]

“And what do you drink there?” “Toilet paper moonshine”

[@kiwi7450]

“Bartender, your finest glass of charmin please!”

[@nickmorgan7375]

How does this have this many comments but no replies?

[@TheSucram729]

@@nickmorgan7375 did u mean likes?

[@markuspl4y]

@@nickmorgan7375 had a stroke

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

r/ihadanstroke

[@sleepieziez]

I uh whe- heh uhm? UhHHHhHhHHh@@nickmorgan7375

[@isc8900]

"i specifically went with the one with fluffy kittens on it" This man's priorities are godly

[@johnhansen6009]

And your spelling is atrocious

[@isc8900]

@@johnhansen6009 ew, since when do people mock someone over spelling and typos?

[@johnhansen6009]

@@isc8900 it's KZbin. Get over it.

[@johnhansen6009]

@@isc8900 how am I being a bigot by correcting your spelling? Like are you serious homie?

[@RandomHandle837]

@@johnhansen6009 bro he misspelled one word

[@Eitbitman]

32:48 Nile is living the dream of every lab worker's intrusive thoughts: drinking something from a beaker

[@TrimeshSZ]

We used to keep the coffee in a jar marked "Fe(III) oxide" so it wouldn't get stolen. Then someone did steal it and tried to use it in a reaction, then wondered why it smelled like coffee.

[@YourAverageInsideOutSkeleton]

He might also be dying the dream very soon if he keeps this up

[@spingleboygle]

why not just drink the edible stuff after you’re done washing the beaker from all them chemicals

[@yumonions]

It's becoming harder and harder to resist

[@a.karley4672]

Most people who actually work in labs have some sort of "war story", frequently lethal, about drinking from beakers. Which is why we keep a set of clean 100ml beakers in the whiskey cabinet. And a Kleinstein, for giggles.

[@owenk00]

This video has aged like wine.

[@ihave80hp]

Haha

[@leofluth7755]

The fact it's only from 4 months ago though lol

[@pexi86]

If aged with wood, that would give atleast something to it already.

[@thku4grace]

More like aged like Thunderbird.

[@connormaloney2180]

Alcohol has a way of doing that

[@earthman4222]

So this is why people are stocking up on toilet paper for the pandemic.

[@inciMoawad]

Exactly my thoughts 🤔

[@mr.stealyourgirl1779]

@@inciMoawad or they can buy a six pack of Corona

[@dgparris03]

Earth Man you gotta get drunk even if the vendors closed

[@highkeffvega4404]

its gonna taste like shit

[@spaceman7019]

@@highkeffvega4404 only if you want it to

[@gutsu2345]

“Making toilet paper moonshine” Prison inmates: *heavy breathing*

[@gabrielj.rivera4668]

@Honudes Gai ok boomer

[@Metallicamilo311]

@Honudes Gai how would they distill it?

[@davek12]

I love it, but I doubt it's viable there.

[@Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist]

@@Metallicamilo311 Pants

[@sjk7467]

Gabriel J. Rivera how is this an ok boomer moment?

[@IGR8691]

I loved this line: "...unlike a lot of the chemistry that I often do, there was nothing toxic or dangerous in this."

[@some______guy]

can't you accidentally make methanol doing this?

[@Dctctx]

@@some______guyyes

[@jasminejeanine2239]

Totally doesn't mention the drain cleaner he washed the TP in. 😂

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Guy: **gets arrested for making illegal moonshine** Prison cell: **has toilet paper** Guy:

[@thothheartmaat2833]

do they arrest you and send you home?

[@lanejordan3142]

His name is nile

[@lanejordan3142]

Nigel*

[@kaidenbraisby6009]

I don’t think a prison cell has all the equipment tho 😂 they’d jus have to drink all the bad shit with it 😷 they could use coffee filters tho ig to separate the main toilet paper n that

[@aendra6495]

@@kaidenbraisby6009 the chemicals and excess paper adds the flavor

[@ZeCactus]

"I don't really drink often" *gulps 65% ethanol with no reaction*

[@lillianstewart3721]

Ikr he did it so calmy and almost gracefully 😂

[@hiimryan2388]

Often means like once a day so he drinks once every hour

[@americanben]

Lmao

[@ZeCactus]

@Fedora Man You're thinking of methanol

[@wullapwullap6270]

On the other side... after that video we had a massive toiletpaper shortage.... coincidence? Well I don’t think so

[@fashionkiller11]

"Did you buy the booze for the party ? " "Yea, about that, here are 10 bags of toilet paper, have fun"

[@jerrysstories711]

I would attend the shit out of that party.

[@b1ff]

“Nah, I had a backup plan for the booze. See ya when that TP is as good as Everclear!”

[@bluesap7318]

Gunna clean my arse by shoving it up my arse.

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

... in 4 days

[@ibnyahud]

what's cool is you can save a couple rolls for the cleanup after...

[@josiahz5868]

New slogan: A drink for where the sun dont shine, toiletpaper moonshine.

[@HarrisonScottHisoandso]

"The first batch was 98% water" So you made Bud light?

[@buffaloc20]

Harrison Scott so you made every beer ever

[@Salniish]

@@buffaloc20 wtf is 2% beer

[@buffaloc20]

Miks Salna every beer “beer is 2% to 5% alcohol by mass and is usually 2% alcohol)

[@Salniish]

Chahn20 ive yet to drink a beer thats 2%.

[@toddotto8209]

@@buffaloc20 maybe mass-produced non-craft beer

[@yobateas]

Someone: "I drank 5 shots" Nile: "Woah, that's like 12 toilet papers" Someone: "What?" Nile: "What?"

[@Wockes]

What?

[@fabiorenner777]

imao

[@FuseItAll]

Actually, 5 shots (50ml) of 100% pure ethanol would be 5 and a half toilet papers. And 100% ethanol is impossible with distillation because ethanol is an azeotrope so can only destill to around 95.6% ethanol. But you can use molecular sieves to dry out the ethanol and get around 100%. 12 toilet papers would almost give 11 50ml 100% shots

[@PigZeee1]

FuseItAll ok nerd

[@daniel4647]

@@FuseItAll Where I'm from we call moonshine "nine six" because if it's not 96% it's basically garbage.

[@Overweight_Lizard]

From the man who gave us carbonated diamond water and uranium glass, now presents to you toilet paper moonshine

[@usernotseen4911]

and glove soda

[@love2fight205]

@@usernotseen4911 And clear wood, and metal crystals from pepto bismol.

[@love2fight205]

@@usernotseen4911 Oh and the guy that turned his own urine into a sweetener, I almost forgot about that. 🤢

[@Am_Cookie2436]

Yep, it sounds absurd... *But it's all true.*

[@adissiusly]

We'll add the diamond water to the moonshine and drink it by the uranium glass

[@jasonhumphries9434]

You really are today’s version of a “mad professor!” But I love your videos & I’ve subscribed to see more. Great job Nile. Looking forward to seeing more. 👍🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@kkmmbb]

NileRed starting the process of any drink "Alright first lets add some drain cleaner"

[@changelingtricks4771]

Yes

[@lonewretch]

News Reporter: zomg did you know drugs off the streets are made with draino and broken glass. Organic Chemist: yes.

[@Desertscorpion116]

Kb+i=kirb

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

That’s the base I use for every cocktail I’ve ever drank in my life!

[@woods.comma.emmett]

Heathers flashbacks

[@pyrageisold]

the fact the fluffy kittens is on the toilet paper packaging is the most important part of this

[@MikkoRantalainen]

Turning kittens into moonshine...

[@hatorihanso1238]

🤣😂🇳🇴🤣❤️👍😀🤣😂🙏 my exact tough.

[@stopaskingformynamegooglef119]

Kitten paper moonshine $99.00 per bottle

[@Epicgamer-fu5su]

@@MikkoRantalainen r/crusedcomments

[@Jempai]

Idk that implies the kittens are for wiping your ass

[@khaoskhaos]

_"I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it"_ Wholesome content

[@doak_]

Until you find out the toilet paper is actually made out of the fur of those cats.

[@munjee2]

@@doak_ whole-sin then

[@glidershower]

@@doak_ That would be cathartic

[@astroyeast6220]

@@bingbonghafu i eat my toilet paper...

[@MichaelCS146]

@@bingbonghafu why are u shoving toilet paper up ur ass

[@valemarr]

Im taking biochemistry this semester and I got exited when I heard Nile say about the buffer solution 🤓 I was like omg something I actually know and can be happy that I learned it ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 10:35

[@zoroop448]

Yeah I got the same feeling too 😂

[@uaa2800]

I never in my life would’ve thought that id be watching a man boil some toilet paper

[@elevenfortythree4769]

And here we are watching at full attention

[@chrissachith]

well, life is but a dream

[@christopherhelms7290]

The liquor store was closed.

[@ASofterDayHere]

I knew from a young age

[@TheScrumbobulous]

At the start when he first put in the toilet paper and started playing with it with his hands I immediately thought about going into the bathroom after my sister

[@capitalnexus]

Me: "Professor, how can you tell this toilet paper will work?" Professor: "It has fluffy kittens on it."

[@cardboardethymith3893]

Is that a battle cat's reference

[@gapetheapegod7976]

Fluffy kittens are nessesary for brewing

[@potets7707]

Best science description ever

[@Trathaal]

Use the kittens if the paper runs out >;)

[@Rarok666]

@@Trathaal Yes

[@kek105]

2019: moonshine from toilet paper 2021: crystal meth from pvc plastics

[@hiimryan2388]

Cocaine from snow...

[@americanben]

Lmao what’s next marijuana from roses

[@swedishhousemfia]

top kek

[@electron8262]

2020:

[@pizzapie5226]

2020: airborne virus from bat

[@TheTolenMar]

I love how every video includes some version of "I didn't expect this to work so well." Dude, that's why we are here! To see something amazing, and weird.

[@The_Entity404]

NIleRed: so basically your house is somewhat made out of sugar Hansel and Grettle: *heavy sweating*

[@theboybryce]

*gretel

[@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588]

hänsel und gretel

[@Geck-nb5yh]

Hochgesprengt Ja, mein Gott

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588 Hans og Grete. Jeps.

[@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588]

@@Geck-nb5yh du kannst mich ruhig Hochgesprengt nennen

[@FinlandForceTeam]

Hey! Lets make moonshine out of toiletpaper. First ingredient: *DRAIN CLEANER*

[@mironbashelutskov5116]

draaaain gaaaang

[@patrickenos7206]

miron keller draaaain gaaang

[@PhillipTimothy]

@@patrickenos7206 draaaain gaaaang

[@tylerjames1716]

@@PhillipTimothy draaaain gaaaang

[@ohnoitsbart6387]

Generic

[@gemista]

We all know that the fluffy kittens made this whole thing possible.

[@nunyabisnass1141]

Gemista i wonder how many kittens are used to make one toilet paper roll?

[@parishna4882]

@@nunyabisnass1141 Ignore that, just ferment the kittens.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Buy our brand of toilet paper! It's like wiping your ass with a cute kitten!

[@MelTheHal]

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC now I just imagined it in my head

[@charstringetje]

Most of the heads are fluffy kitten byproducts

[@kabooki22]

My favorite part of NileRed videos is when he handles harmful chemicals with his bare arms out, all while bits of those chemicals get everywhere

[@TheRealBoeJiden]

Nilered: I don’t really drink alcohol, nor do I like the taste *downs a shot of moonshine with a straight face*

[@americanben]

Lmao

[@americanben]

11th like

[@ADBBuild]

He's a chemist. He's used to drinking all kinds of chemicals, methanol being one of the more pleasant ones.

[@anonanon3066]

@@ADBBuild you really, really shouldn't drink methanol

[@Myuutsuu85]

@@anonanon3066 amen to that.

[@goochmaster]

Honey what are you cooking? “Oh i’m cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner”.

[@griffinshorts785]

The Meme Man mkay Save me some

[@Vollification]

**getting dragged away in a straitjacket** "But its for science!"

[@itsrobb1]

Understandable. Have a great day.

[@verybuffman]

What's your favorite drink? Toilet paper alcohol

[@BobofWOGGLE]

It's 4 in the morning, why on earth are you cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner?

[@SpicyButterflyWings]

"Went with the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it" As would any man of culture and science would do

[@FunnyMemes-dr3se]

Why does scientists like cats so much?

[@coryobrien8154]

Now thats what i call "pussy liqour"

[@OdinzEinherjar]

Thats for PUSSIES, use Andrew, with the dogs on it, makes the hairs on your back stand up.

[@FernandoTrevino53]

Thank you for giving us one of the best videos on the internet.

[@hunterromano5562]

"We need to go on a beer run" Random chemistry major student: "hold my bunsen burner".

[@underscoredfrisk]

Random chemistry major student: "hold my distillation apparatus I'm *not* making illicit substances ;) "

[@underscoredfrisk]

@Phil Weatherley To whom are you insulting

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

In late 2019, he showed us how to convert early 2020 currency into mid 2021 currency.

[@tao8150]

underrated

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@tao8150 Haha, I forgot I made this comment. Jesus, I hope I'm not right.

[@WarpWo]

KnuckleHunkybuck I’m just waiting for us to go back into lockdown because it seems very very likely

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@WarpWo Super-strict emergency lockdown as of 30 Oct. Miracle Coronavirus cure discovered on 4 Nov.

[@derealized797]

@@KnuckleHunkybuck after mail in voting is rejected

[@tashachan5418]

Nile is probably most chaotic neutral person on this site like oml

[@Qiyunwu]

the only person I would describe as chaotic neutral so far

[@cyanidenightshade]

@@Qiyunwu what about Cody?

[@evan-bunch-of-numbers]

What about the guy with the mustache and nail polish at Polygon

[@polyaddict]

@@cyanidenightshade chaotic evil maybe

[@eloisanzara237]

And my friends call me chaotic neutral. I should introduce them to Nile.

[@shiningstaer]

He violates every thing moonshiners taught us. You throw the head and the tail away brother

[@facenameple4604]

NileRed: I don't like alcohol. Also NileRed: *drinks 64% alcohol without even flinching*

[@JC-gu5cf]

"doesn't taste very bad 🧐"

[@Noshbergh]

@@JC-gu5cfhe isn't refering to the taste but the burning sensation caused by the high concentration of alcohol...

[@nahnope8581]

thats less than 40 proof so meh

[@mckennaConfig]

@@nahnope8581 65% alcohol is 130 proof

[@fartmaster716]

Thats not hard coming from a 14 yearold

[@philosophicalinquirer312]

Chubbyemu: A man drank toilet paper moonshine, this is what happened to his liver when he entered the ER.

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

It didn't look like he separated the methanol from the ethanol.

[@cheery-hex]

ha I literally watched a chubbymenu vid right before this!

[@SnackGodd]

I love that KZbin channel but it has now made me scared to leave my house

[@cr8833]

I literally watched a Chubbyemu vid and then watched this. How did you know?! :D

NR is a 28 year old male presenting to the emergency room with body pain, nausea and blurred vision. He tells the admitting nurse he had spent a good portion of his life making moonshine out of toilet paper. ... and he's brought to the emergency room, where we are now. After a quick blood test, doctors identify hypolatrinariamia. Hypo - meaning high, latrinariam - meaning toiletpaper and emia - meaning presence in blood. High toilet paper presence in blood.

[@hqt00]

"I went with glass so it looks nicer" *Wraps it in foil so you can't see it*

[@pvanukoff]

Yeah lol.

[@MikePuorro]

Wood alcohol is THE alcohol most responsible for blindness. My grandfather had a picture from WWII of a marine who died from it.

[@nightlight0x07cc]

Yes and wood alcohol is the common name for methanol, which he removed with the foreshot. The ethanol he kept was not "wood alcohol", but it was alcohol made from wood.

[@Morlyst]

​@@nightlight0x07cc no, he did not remove it.

[@Kushothe]

@@Morlyst Alcohol fermentation from sugar doesn't produce methanol

[@todydn]

Yes it does bro its just very dilute till you distill it becayse methanols boiling point is super low compared to alcohol wheb you distil any alchohol at all the first 10 to 20% of the projected yeild is called heads or wood water or wood alcohol the middle is called the the hearts and ​the bottom 30 is tails wich you leave alittle in the heart to give it flavor all alcohol home brewed has methanol but shelf beer and wine is pasturized wich flashes it off and kills the yeast stabilizing it for aging @@Kushothe

[@youruncleted]

he died from the picture?!!!!!

[@Itzaric]

*NileRed 2030:* Transcending My Mortal Body Into Pure Energy to Cook a Cake.

[@jan_harald]

NileRed 2050: Creating the Total Perspective Vortex With Just A Cake Feat. Michael Reeves

[@GY-bd9bo]

NileRed 2070: Mixing Together The Fabrics of Reality to Teleport to Moscow

[@CoffinKid1]

I bake my cakes.

[@andrewjb05051998]

Nilered 2100: making synthetic LSD from light particles

[@ad2k17]

NileRed 2120: wait do people live this much

[@scottsatinover6813]

Biochemical process engineer here. I think this overall process is super interesting and this is a cool experiment, but I have some commentary I'd like to share. Rather than using a chemical pretreatment, I believe you could also have finely ground the toilet paper in your buffer medium and the dissolved enzymes in one solution. To grind/chop the pulp, you'd use a high powered blender before enzymatic hydrolysis. So why use alkaline pretreatment at all? Well, the reference you use mentions alkaline pretreatment for "lignocellulosic" biomass, which is a key difference! Alkaline pretreatment for this feedstock functions to remove additional compounds the cellulose is entrained in, like lignin and hemicellulose. However, for high purity cellulose like in paper products, you simply need to increase the surface area of the cellulose before hydrolysis, since the cellulose is no longer entrained in cell walls with the other polymers like it is in raw biomass. I say this only because it might have saved you an extra step and wouldn't have taken as long as you might have believed if the paper was sufficiently ground before hydrolysis. Even though we know alkaline pretreatment works to increase the surface area of cellulose, it might not necessary because it requires an additional consumable and step in the process. Some lignocellulosic pretreatment doesn't even use an alkaline pretreatment. Sulfuric acid pretreatment before hydrolysis and fermentation is also common, even if it functions completely differently than the alkaline pretreatment. In a perfect world, no pretreatment would be required to separate the cellulose from the biomass, but we've yet to figure out a way to do that. I would be happy to send you the papers that review these pretreatment steps if you're interested in this kind of work!

[@mevilop5871]

What the shat

[@HenryLoenwind]

I don't think mechanical grinding would have any effect on toilet paper. It already mechanically separates just from being wet---that is the main characteristic that makes it suitable to be flushed.

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIIlIIl]

Scott Satinover Pl k p k p

[@magicbuskey]

Scott Satinover Is he really making ethyl alcohol (drinkable) or is he making wood grain alcohol (toxic)?

[@1495978707]

magicbuskey Wood grain alcohol is made by condensing wood gas produced in pyrolysis. In this case he is fermenting glucose, which is how you make ethanol

[@VintageRubyFilms]

"I'm pretty sure that almost any brand would've worked, but I specifically went with the brand with the fluffy kittens on it." This is some quality science content right here.

[@dumbfound_daisy1285]

Cat

[@Yell0wali3n]

0:55 “hey sugar~” *I say seductively to my wall*

[@MedusasHairDo]

Ha ha

[@complexunity4533]

“I found putting the lid on stopped water spilling out” IQ 2,000,000

[@CaTastrophy427]

I found putting the lid on my pot of pasta didn't stop water from boiling over... IQ 0?

[@oreubens]

@@CaTastrophy427 Darn, beat me to it :-D Putting a lid on may prevent splashing, but it promotes foaming which can then escape from under the lid. So it really depends if you have a fluid that splashes more, or foams more .

[@monad_tcp]

cooking is hard, is a literal chemist

[@theinternetstolemysoulbuti2740]

@@oreubens He should have pressure cooked it, but he put a lid on a pot like a scrub.

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

Maybe mental retardation is common in Canada.

[@veryInteresting_]

"Our houses are basically made out of sugar" *Hansel and Gretel want to know your location*

[@Glubbdubdrib]

Ok

[@epicbeetrootmaster1235]

Alex G wants to know your location

[@MakBlank]

That's actually really funny

[@1retos]

Hänsel

[@danielsplace8198]

Bruh this is underrated

[@klemo2529]

now I understand why paper is made of sugar cane in minecraft

[@zweiblali3410]

I guess the paper in Minecraft is based on papyrus which is an early form of paper, made out of the papyrus plant. The closest equivalent of this plant in Minecraft would be the sugar cane.

[@FaZekiller-qe3uf]

@@zweiblali3410 It was a joke

[@tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471]

@@FaZekiller-qe3uf and?

[@jeebuz6627]

FaZekiller4507 and...?

[@raykarpp]

Ohhhh

[@IanChillada]

Friend: We have no alcohol bro! And we only have toilet paper. Nile: 🤔... I gotch you.

[@vampvhs]

Next video: “Making LSD from Legos and Toothpicks”

[@TheDonSapius]

I def would need that recipe.

[@Lukester1234]

Alexander Ayers okay edgelord

[@PunTimesWithNeil]

Making lsd from ergot rye 😏

[@BillAnt]

Making LSD from Lysol (aka Lysergic Acid Diethylamide) xD

[@nickhowatson4745]

here..erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/lsd-buzz.html

[@lisa47309]

"It's important to have safe, food grade enzymes" he said before adding DRAIN CLEANER

[@jackemmakem]

What? You don't drink drain cleaner?

[@shallen2008]

This should get more likes!!!!

[@jamesinman9262]

jackllynbup Meanwhile Neo in the Matrix drinking oil.

[@simonjester4133]

lol, hence the wash...

[@imagineaworld]

Drain cleaner is not an enzyme xD Its a really strong base Lye, to be exact. I get what youre saying but the context isnt there x)

[@alexlikesallthegamez]

"What are you doing honey?" "Just boiling toilet paper to make moonshine."

[@hex8387]

Yeeeehaw!!

[@eins.wanderer4799]

@@hex8387 lmao

[@lohphat]

If you start hearing banjos, paddle faster.

[@Selgino]

@J Fz so thats how they make Tito's homemade vodka

[@soltgergelyhorvath6236]

As a Hungarian, I'm proud of that 64% alcohol percentage.

[@rednax6926]

Kid eats toilet paper. *Toby, Age 3* *Alcoholic*

[@AntVenom]

I’m floored no one gave appreciation to this sick WKUK reference.

[@rednax6926]

@@AntVenom I am honored...

[@davidgn40]

@@AntVenom based Antvenom making toilet paper moonshine too?

[@nebu1a441]

@@AntVenom I wasnt the only one....

[@RS88888]

@AntVenom Did not expect to find you here

[@flamingjockeys]

"Nice and mushy toilet paper stew" Why would you put this sentence out into the world? Why have you cursed my brain with the knowledge of these words together?

[@rex198]

r/brandnewsentence

[@GewelReal]

my favorite kind of soup

[@moistygg]

Gewel ✔ human soup

[@boppe2235]

The forbidden stew

[@connordowning216]

lol for want of the name "pulp"

[@danielclasen809]

13:11 "it's a lot fluffier" Its the kitties!

[@absolutezeroist11]

cursed

[@DirectPancake]

😂😂😂

[@flarfschnikelman6780]

“Oops, forgot to change the toilet roll” *Fluffy kitten enters bathroom*

[@Wrldoncets]

I love science and chemistry because it always allows you to learn more about the everyday objects in life you never thought could make into other things! So fun

[@Most_Unclean]

Her: im a cheap drunk Me: how cheap Her: hmmm, you got any Charmin

[@d3lm119]

That even more expensive

[@johnathanhart2999]

You made my day with that thanks!

[@BillAnt]

Forget the Charmin, just go with used toilet paper, to get that extra special aroma in the alcohol. That Canadian sh*t tastes the best! lol

[@junkyyard2273]

@@BillAnt Holy shit

[@TheDougwoods]

@@junkyyard2273 that's the drink's name 😂🤣

[@randomcitizen3939]

My friends: You got anything to drink? Me: I got ya covered. Do you want Cottonelle , Charmin, or Angel Soft?

[@justinteehee4358]

Scott Scotch

[@randomcitizen3939]

@@justinteehee4358 Haha..nice.

[@salenebrom6476]

Random Citizen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@krom26]

very good!

[@peewhocantbeaimed6954]

Rim Ream

[@sciverzero8197]

"But if it didn't, I'd have some sad failure footage I could use for something later" "Any toilet paper would have worked, but I specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it" I think those two comments on their own broke me out of a funk I've been in for weeks.

[@kathybirkett7986]

Yeah, I liked the kitten comment too. Nothing says toilet paper moonshine like fluffy kittens. :-D

[@jeunbug5941]

i find it really funny and cute that this man singlehandedly cures you of sadness with two phrases

[@siyacer]

@BachieGaga 9 no

[@yayezoh]

This man could make the most insane bong rig

[@jochenau9164]

Sweet...woody...sensual. Introducing NileRed's new fragrance for men: "Eau de Toilette"

[@crazycodplayer11]

Eau de toilette papier

[@parishna4882]

@@crazycodplayer11 I'll just genetically modify my stomach to be more like that of a cows, and my large and small intestines to be fermentation chambers. That way I can just eat the toilet paper in the morning and be pissed by time I get home!

[@MelTheHal]

@@parishna4882 uhhh ok

[@charstringetje]

@@parishna4882 Maybe a fecal transplant into your own gut, to change your gut biome, could be an easy start.

[@parishna4882]

@@MelTheHal Don't tell me you've never thought of it too, even if it is just to save time in the morning!!! Oo

[@xxxxxxxx1080]

In a fantasy world, I would definitely go to this guy for potions.

[@Marathon.52]

He could rival potion seller himself!

[@ichiro1083]

I would do that in a RPG. I don't know if they're the same, but there's kinda nothing I can fucking do about it.

[@toshiarichardson9627]

To be fair though.....give him a few years......the theory is sound, but he is kind of a mad scientist. So let's see if his liver makes it to 2025. I mean toilet paper is cheap but so is liquor.....I'd rather spend 10 on a cheap bottle than the time to do all this, just to get drunk and go to sleep and wake up with no tp.

[@RFC3514]

So, you want a health potion? Well, I don't have any right now, but if you bring me 5 kg of pig excrement, 10 rotten eggs and one vial of drain cleaner, I can make you some.

[@spingleboygle]

@@RFC3514i read that in nilered’s voice and instantly died

[@natepasion4597]

“Hey, this beer tastes like actual crap."

[@meezwy9652]

dude idk why i find this so hilarious, it's 4 am here and i'm sitting in front of my pc laughing to myself about this comment :D thanks for this absolute unit of a comment haha

[@americanben]

Lmao free like from me

[@alishawingert9339]

Haha haaaaaahaa hahaha that's awesome man funny STUFF !

[@helionzerx817]

@@meezwy9652 XD Ur so happy and positive :D

[@justsomeafrican5035]

How do they know what crap taste like

[@RayHorn5128088056]

Unrealistically expensive moonshine. Kudos on the effort.

[@PigZeee1]

When it’s the 1920s and the cashier is asking you why you are buying tonnes of toilet paper

[@corison2058]

Lil’ Benji prepping for disasters.

[@urbannanni5864]

Look for the kittens! Lol! Maybe they could use this in their ads: The choice of moonshiners everywhere!

[@Glubbdubdrib]

Tonnes is a ton!!

[@yashs8586]

Only intellects would understand

[@ianmoore322]

1920s

[@P4melaMasters]

Damn, so here's an explanation as to why everyone's stockpiling toilet paper before lockdowns

[@insanosens5166]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who got the same idea. LOL

[@10-AMPM-01]

why wipe with it, if it's worth more as contraband? That's why they stink. They have an incentive to do it. And, the officers know it. It get's them used to it, so their values adjust to think TP shouldn't be wasted on bums... Even when they're out...

[@Carlos-ze4tm]

LOLLL

[@STAxTartaglia]

russians be like

[@martinrivera4850]

I can't find any flaws in your logic

[@andrewcgs]

*a hundred mishaps* "This is okay though :)" NileRed is the Bob Ross of chemistry

[@chanhailey7848]

Mishap? More like happy accendents

[@djexitvideos]

@@chanhailey7848 happy after you drink it

[@Tunkkis]

@@djexitvideos Until you decide giving your ex a call would be a good idea.

[@Vollification]

Do you belive in reincarnation? :D After this it seems quite plausible.

[@MoonSmith-j8z]

"The one with fluffy kittens on it" Just made me laugh so hard XD

[@terrencetunnock9046]

2019: how to make alcohol from toilet paper 2020: how to make toilet paper from alcohol

[@dartoney]

@Russ Gallagher indeed

[@underscoredfrisk]

I get the joke but that would be so impossible

[@annalapanda7676]

I'd honestly LOVE to see that😄

[@yuanheli307]

@@underscoredfrisk Make polyethylene film from ethanol and use as toilet paper🤔

[@Tempvo]

300th like

[@timeisthis4378]

I could have gone my entire life without hearing the phrase “nice and mushy toilet paper stew” but no, I had to hear that.

[@CaptainIcebeard]

Oh no, you'll probably wake up 5 years from now in a cold sweat because you've heard those sickening, disgusting words. How will you cope?

[@snabbott]

Or "dirty toilet paper wine."

[@JamesWilson-ep3vh]

DirtyDiaper

[@MrMisterDerp]

Lol I make nice and mushy toilet paper stew every Thursday after taco bell

[@shaunrumleski3342]

Kevin Edgar we all live for a reason, some better than others

[@freeyost-moore4747]

Guy:" I wonder what the smart kid is doing right now? Probably in NASA." Smart kid:

[@wendigothebot.272]

not funny

[@reckless5838]

@@wendigothebot.272 I agree, but u didnt have to tell him that...

[@Gogglesofkrome]

Ironically he might actually have more of a resume to work with through random youtube experiments (if this channel is anything to go by) than he would if he were to go work for NASA, thanks to NDA's and all those various things. On top of that, it shows that he is flexible in his abilities, which im sure is something that is seen as potentially useful.

[@thepengu1no227]

@@Gogglesofkrome That is actually a very good point. . .

[@cantsneedgaming4591]

Lmao the smart kid just making some toilet paper moonshine boys

[@tundra9805]

"But i went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it" Thats the right choice nile

[@TheCubicplanet]

~ Ole Nile's No.2 ~ Single roll moonshine - - Since 2019 - -

[@worxharder9470]

I hear he plans on releasing a two ply formula! Lol

[@milklover4253]

nile's red label *

[@obiwanda]

"No.2" I see what you did there

[@tahaha8420]

Mk((ön

[@iexcedo6918]

_Pours a drink for a friend_ "wow what is this ?" "It's Mega Charmin 2020"

[@americanben]

Lmao 11th like

[@shaleah8270]

😭😭😭

[@daaadoooo]

@@ナギ-v9s same

[@wullapwullap6270]

A few months after that video we had a massive toilet paper shortage... coincidence???

[@wafiparkour5003]

Thats a pretty good one LMAO

[@augustlovesjosh]

"I have to make sure this is food safe" >starts with toilet paper and drain cleaner

[@salenebrom6476]

August 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@MichaelSteeves]

I'd also like to warn you that Sodium and Chlorine are both nasty chemicals and should be avoided at all cost when it comes to food preparation.

[@-Honeybee]

@@MichaelSteeves fair enough. I hear that when bound together, however, they're quite tasty.

[@theidiotzonexo]

@Cupcake Intake Well yes, the majority of fruits and vegetables contain cellulose, often known as dietary fibre. Any processed food labelled "high fibre" will often have cellulose added.

[@Anon.G]

The pancreas basically creates drain cleaner and releases that into the small intestine, it's fine.

[@p-196]

Every time I see a fluffy cat, i want to cuddle it

[@MalikHussain-q4c]

Ya cats are CUTE :3

[@leafstorm4280]

NileRed: deals with uranium and many types of acids very often, and is making alcohol Also NileRed: “but I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it”

[@thebastard212]

Professionals have standards i guess

[@liamagard8805]

Time

[@utahimeiori8739]

Priorities

[@brandonb9452]

Just like codyslab

[@aech_two_oh]

Dude has respectable priorities

[@ellermg]

THIS IS BEYOND SCIENCE

[@VeraTR909]

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

[@TheDeadMeme27]

😳🤯🤯👌🏻😭😭👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😢😢👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😭😭😭👌🏻👌🏻😳🤯😳😳🤯🤯😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@awgmax]

WRONG, THIS IS SCIENCE BITCH. NILE, WE HAVE TO COOK(toilet paper)!

[@HexFire03lmao]

@@TheDeadMeme27 excuse me

[@urbannanni5864]

No, that's another channel!

[@Heartwing37]

“1 added 90 grams of enzyme” *splash! “I added 80 grams of enzyme”

[@Normandy-e8i]

1

[@danmills7084]

Ok that is funny 😆

[@christopheralan7600]

6:28 - “I’m not sure how to describe it (the smell), it’s kind of sweet and woody.” Spoken like a true moonshine connoisseur! 😂

[@TheFuckingsonic]

when you’re a chemistry major in college and don’t have money to buy booze

[@HueghMungus]

To be honest this all looks cheaper to make (if you have already the equipment/plan to make a whole bunch) than to buy.

[@waywardwretch4221]

Fireball is $20 for a gallon... this cost him over $80 to make.

[@sophieirisviel4100]

Wayward Wretch yes but that 80$ was to set up everything as well as the cellulase, which would be cheaper after a time as they would know what they need and how to make it effectively.

[@masonnasty3293]

@@waywardwretch4221 $20 gets me 1 liter in Florida

[@haydenchristensen9278]

PEPA KXRTIC so you buy $80 of cellulase

[@paulpreusser8193]

"Hey y'all got any of that top shelf Charmin Ultra Soft?"

[@bassslapper5045]

I do I'll sell it for 400

[@incorrectlycorrect3647]

Yeah 2 rolls for 20 12 pack for 180

[@kouluruoka7920]

@@incorrectlycorrect3647 yeah i'll buy 6 2- packs thank you

[@Geck-nb5yh]

Nah I got them baby wipes

[@louf7178]

LOL

[@wedomusic9451]

Hey Nile, I’m a brewer/distiller by trade. I think you might have missed out on a lot of glucose when you strained off the liquid from the toilet paper base solution. In my profession we call that first wort! And it’s usually the most concentrated with sugar!

[@adamd9166]

Good call, it might be a great video for him to repeat this process using some input from brewers/distillers rather than a pure chemistry POV.

[@Xlfry]

There’s no cellulose in that liquid though. Or sugar? He hadn’t added the enzyme yet

[@PythonicIe]

@@Xlfry You mean glucose not cellulose, cellulose is the unbroken form of glucose so yes there was cellulose if he hadn't added the enzyme, which he hadn't so when he strained it he lost some cellulose and in turn lost glucose

[@RonJohn63]

Should he have neutralized the base with something like citric acid?

[@luf4rall]

@@adamd9166 Well he also tried making a cookie with only pure chemistry experience

[@farshnuke]

That you don't even like alcohol makes this extra special. This is my first time watching one of your videos. I very much liked it.

[@isaacroebuck9514]

Guest at NileRed's party: *"I love the punch what's in this"* NileRed: *"...it's complicated."*

[@garywheeler7039]

The punch, it is rather Charmin...

[@excitedbox5705]

This punch tastes like shit.

[@rvaughan74]

Guest: "Give it to me Old Fashioned." Nile's Bartender: "We're out of bitters..." Guest: "No no shit ticket 'shine free, please. Fruit fermentation only."

[@uhohitsatrap9989]

Man, I really love learning chemistry when it isn't in a classroom...

[@Varenliels]

Nah, teachers are just bad at teaching chemistry

[@wyattcore2579]

@@Varenliels It really depends on the teacher, but when a teacher doesn’t do it right, it really is boring

[@Lightning_God_kashimo]

I agree wholeheartedly

[@BSpinoza210]

Chemistry is modern alchemy. Literally about physically controlling the properties of the universe for fun and profit.

[@kenoz765]

@@BSpinoza210 It's really just about matter and changes

[@bial12345]

If you are curious as to why it turned yellow: As the cellulose breaks down into simple sugars they start to caramelize under the heat.

[@chikken1042]

Ok nerd

[@burakayan3360]

Wow

[@theintrovert7911]

Cool:D

[@sirrivet9557]

Chikken it’s... a chemistry channel. Who do you think watches these videos?

[@chikken1042]

@@sirrivet9557 anybody

[@AndrewDarko923]

This guy would be the Walter White of the 1930s

[@cortinastone]

Lol, prohibition reference

[@thestockmarket7027]

"I specifically picked the one with the fluffy kittens on it" *Me too, kid.*

[@youruncleolaf4694]

Him: science words, toilet paper, chemicals Me: *forbidden mashed potato*

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

Me: *panicked muttering*

[@repeaterlanes8024]

Considering it might be able to be broken down into starch like potatoes it probably could be defined as such

[@armynukenuke4773]

*n o b r o t h e r*

[@n_4m]

lmao

[@Pluu0]

Me: eats some Also me: it’s WHAT

[@-ivan-1378]

"Just the usual." "Sir, we're all out of toilet paper."

[@goodoc8248]

gimme some of that good stuff

[@nullity5443]

33:37 "I would think that it's just generic alcohol, which I hate anyway." "I'm not gonna add that part :D" But you did add that part lmao