Returning to an RPG that you haven't played in a while

[@Joel-Haver]

I present the product of just about all of my time for the last month and a half and far too many days working from morning till after midnight. Knowing people were gonna enjoy it was the light at the end of the tunnel that kept me going. Thanks so much for watching and subscribing, I love you guys. Now I need a nap!

[@ElMasPicante89]

You enjoy that nap my good man.

[@jeffhotes2673]

No, Thank you!

[@spiffyzino4020]

You’re a fucking legend Joel

[@dyll_4049]

Love your stuff Joel

[@hey-th1mo]

fifth also good shit man in your growth

[@LordGingerBerry]

"Look, this is every cheese wheel in the game" man that is almost a little too accurate

[@shivermetimbers9316]

his annoyed laugh after she replies was one of my favorite parts 😆

[@Kakuretaka]

Hey Vex I found all the Unusual Gems... Oh a crown I can't wear... ok

[@amberhernandez]

Dragon Age games be like

[@ladycavalier]

I know lol I went a little neurotic and gave Nick Valentine every cigarette i found in Fallout 4

[@Jezzibolt]

Couldn’t be me in Skyrim… heheheh… Definitely not me. Nope. Couldn’t be.

[@JerkyMurky]

"To be honest I'm in vacay mode. And I'm just straight blissin" He has my vote.

[@adelitaflores-moss454]

“Tweak city party of one” is absolutely a part of my vocabulary now

[@dylanlavillain7173]

he had me by big chillin

[@SaGeOwL4891]

My type of king

[@MattMathisSoftwareGuy]

blissin so hard.

[@trevorschwartz1772]

i was eating hella sour cream & onion chips, theres crumbs everywhere

[@ivanmarcusdegoeslopes1705]

World full of Very self aware NPC's and he picks the only one that's not to marry

[@wontcreep]

no CPU power left for her

[@erugurara8235]

Also, he was given a wife by the Town.

[@iAmARIFFiskandar]

@@erugurara8235 seemed more like a quest reward than an actual one

[@erugurara8235]

@@iAmARIFFiskandar that the joke, yo.

[@Gunth0r]

Isn't that what most people do in real life as well? :D

[@johnspence8141]

"perhaps your actions were those of a bandit and not those of Kevin" is a credo we should all live by.

[@BadgerOff32]

Unless you happen to be the 3.3million subscriber count KZbinr 'Call Me Kevin', in which case, every action you take is that of a bandit. Or a cult leader.....

[@MRPandoraHartDR]

@@BadgerOff32 I came to the comments in hope and you're the one who did not dissapoint. 😆

[@mohamedbelbaali659]

His wife is the only NPC who acts like one in this game

[@empanada65]

In a lot of RPGs with wife mechanics, stardew valley for example, the NPCs have personality before the marriage because that’s what gets you interested in marrying them, but after the marriage, the route is considered “done” and all the wives, no matter who you chose, will have the same bland personality. I believe that is what he is referencing

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

very skyrim

[@DustyHoney]

@@empanada65 This is why I wanted to marry Harvey. I felt like he was already a lot like a housewife.

[@dlarewolfe2273]

@@empanada65 choose krobus insteaf

[@carldolan]

@@empanada65 just like real life

[@jrist15]

I expect annoying green guy to be the main antagonist in “Playing the sequel to an rpg game you played”

[@unexpected2475]

definitely

[@slimeyscumrag555]

annoying green guy dlc

[@berserkerpride]

The character everyone expected to go evil and the game treats it like a big surprise.

[@PadreMortalis]

As soon as he found Marshall's gun under the throne I said "ah shit boy! This gonna get interesting."

[@Rc3651]

I thought it would be the main character after being driven mad by his wife after years of the game being abandoned by the player

[@fontajo]

Annoying Green Guy needs a trip to the clarity clinic asap

[@H8this...]

Scared he might kill the chill king

[@guyman2674]

@@H8this... They have necromancers who revive people, though. As long as he doesn't get shot in the head, he should still technically be fine.

[@H8this...]

@@guyman2674 yeah but by time they revive him green guy might do a hostile takeover over the kingdom

[@guyman2674]

@@H8this... But then the protagonist guy could take him on.

[@zaraewilkins]

I wish someone would pay you a shit load to make this into a full series it's so funny and relaxing all the character's personalities and the slow pace of the way they are and the world they're in

[@notsafef0rlife]

The more this video progressed I can agree. This would be such a good show omfg. It's like the office but rpg themed lmaoo

[@Dan-ch8kv]

It’s a pretty niche form of comedy, but I’m here for it.

[@TurboCavalier]

The movie project x help pay for this creation

[@Subremedy]

Totally agree

[@VinnieLaRocksta]

Adult Swim all the way

[@Dstryrr]

Wife: "Do you think they have a new shipme-" *Quicksaves*

[@foze5698]

@Michael Miller he’s saving the game so he can kill his wife and then go back to the save file and act like nothing ever happened

[@maccabs]

I have done this to almost every person I’ve come across in new Vegas, F5 and F9 really are amazing buttons

[@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977]

@@maccabs new Vegas characters have impressively nukeable faces don't they..

[@MagicHjalti]

Loverslab

[@BlueSlimett]

*Stare mother-frickenly

[@CAMELOT331]

I saw it was 11 minutes long and I got so excited. Went downstairs. Made some food. Got a few drinks. Pulled it up on my TV. Not disappointed.

[@madamecaboose5431]

Omg hi. Yes this is a Joel masterpiece for sure.

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

The only thing wrong with it is that it wasn't longer.

[@averydee5328]

I did the same thing with my laptop!

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

11 minutes wrong!? Don't you mean 11 minutes done right!?

[@zSwagsterz]

Guys, he means 11 minutes long

[@limitless_j]

I love how every npc is a highly intelligent AI capable to having emotions ans choosing their own role meanwhile the players wife is just a bot repeating the same two lines

[@four7685]

Prev patchnotes stated she was a bit buggy. And whenever she tried to operate any vechicle it would result in an ingame bug of her crashing. For now the devs keep her in bot cycling till they can properly update her.

[@517342]

I'm sure Mods will "fix" it. I'd love to see the topic of Mods that as the next episode.

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

Every EA games minus the smart AI and plus the huge amount of DLC

[@Anonymous-eh3bt]

@@havefuntazarasu5367 no lol

[@sandwich5134]

he was just think with thinking with his pixels instead of his head.

[@j1rj1r]

Okay I just can't get over how the bloodthirsty gremlin just stands on the chair with his arms and legs out like that. It's amazing

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

his reveal to be this pathetic little creature who knew only one purpose was hella funny and kinda meta

[@HelixMaster12]

Drayloth is a solid therapist 11/10 character development.

[@AlLoCuRa]

Definetively the best part!

[@ethanberkley6803]

I'd like this comment, but I like the number...

[@alessioarbustini5533]

@@ethanberkley6803 898? It's a nice one

[@Ducky-nm9dj]

@@alessioarbustini5533 it's at exactly a 1000 when I saw it I don't want to ruin it either lol

[@alessioarbustini5533]

@@Ducky-nm9dj now 1.2k. The effort of yours is as futile as human existence, and equally beautiful

[@reinelgarret2796]

*Necromancer doing his thing at the cemetery* Jacob: 😐

[@shivermetimbers9316]

that part had me laughing the hardest 🤣

[@samburke9775]

later kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXLl2VjZ7aFrcU

[@kozmobluemusic]

he went full on Jim Halpert lol

[@Carrieland]

Remember when Joel said it can take hours just to do a single animated shot? The madman just released twelve minutes of it. Let that sink in.

[@Whacky1984]

comments like this keep the creators going

[@rotisserieprotocol3582]

Damn good point, buddy must have been SLAVING away at this. It came out great though xD

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@dion6034]

This man is a legend. I shall give him the Cookie of loyalty. Let god be with him

[@AltimaNEO]

This that sink outside in the first place?

[@Opahyagenn]

Drayloth is the psychologist we all need.

[@chickencurry420]

"I find you very interesting" "You do?" "I do, actually" "You do?" "I really do" "You do?" This is why he doesn't talk to people, that's the only dialogue he has

[@kakoytazabar]

Or is he talking like that, because he doesn't have a lot of experience talking to people?

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

HE'S TRYING HIS BEST

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@waffleMccoy]

I read this as it was playing o the video and this isn't the first time that happens

[@josht9518]

How many first dates have gone just like this though

[@justatrashmonster4275]

the fact that they actually re-did the entire tony lazudo scene makes me strangely happy

[@Ldawg092498]

They really went all out on this one

[@pencarinafkah8835]

"the whole operation..... what is that ?"

[@Klonkus]

Tony Lazudo?

[@punk5585]

Tony Lazudo?

[@alexis_electronic]

Tony Lazudor?

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

I enjoy the fact the every NPC is so complex in this game that they are able to contemplate the meaning of life, suffering, and peace, yet the player decided to find the one NPC that only says two things without even a cycle and decides that's the true wife material.

[@ThePiprian]

Nice profile pic!

[@joevenespineli6389]

Probably mistakenly married that one as a test, then found out divorce doesn't exist

[@kingsleigher9822]

@@joevenespineli6389 Let's hope they put a divorce option in the next patch. For the sake of Jacob's sanity

[@chillax319]

@@kingsleigher9822 (Armed) Annoying Green Guy may fix that without the patch involved.

[@saitougin7210]

1:58 "Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels in at the corner market today?" "Look, this is every cheese wheel in the game!"

[@CHESShireCat]

I watched this one first and honestly all the plot lines coming from seemingly nowhere made it even better. “The town council has put me in charge of finding a new town rat.”

[@kennylauderdale_en]

He killed a pile of PAC-MAN. Is this the kind of hero we want in Townton?

[@philgamer_309]

Lol

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@MrMegamike2k]

PAC-PEOPLE........

[@MalcolmYA567]

Of course! He destroyed the great evil :D

[@newgodskane]

Are you still up

[@briankenney9528]

Armed annoying green guy is an avengers level threat

[@TonyPajamaz]

Haha Le funny reddit meme xD wholesome 100

[@Yasviele]

@@TonyPajamaz yikes, even Joel liked the joke... You could try enjoying fun things for once

[@darklight5815]

@@TonyPajamaz bruh

[@RogueSanta]

Tony has an enemy bar above his head

[@_Chad_ThunderCock]

@@RogueSanta haha yeah

[@iforgotmyname1669]

That "bad guy" who opened a rehabilitation clinic for enemies to remove their evil status is amazing lol

[@DahPeppin0]

Yeaa🎉

[@professorplatinum2184]

He will have alot of work in the Dark Souls universe

[@username5155]

His name is Drayloth

[@ll1ll1ll1ll1ll]

The Drayloth subplot is so wholesome.

[@moose4134]

"well kevin, perhaps the actions you have taken have been that of a bandit, not of kevin" This part fucking killed me

[@raphaeldaar]

did they made this line? its really smart... i am a engineer so you will have to talk to me later because i am now working as a engineer not your friend lawl

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7Hh4qXiLBgY7M

[@no3ironman11100]

@@raphaeldaar what

[@eboranshard6220]

@@raphaeldaar Fitting sentence for a Joel comment section ! Its something he would even say maybe !

[@orangejuice8339]

I don’t get it

[@kraigadams]

the cinematic universe expands

[@jameshalpert2026]

is cinematic universe contracts kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXLl2VjZ7aFrcU

[@kasai1575]

Funny seeing you here! Just watched your Laguna 69 video, one of my favorites!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Tony Lazzutor?

[@BarronVonSchnoot]

I’m not going to watch your videos, you schmuck

[@cachorrocavalo2787]

Joel Haverse

[@izimari]

"This is every cheese wheel in the game." Skyrim Players: *sweating*

[@icymemes9170]

True chads find and carry every Spoon, just in case.

[@straebaseborn983]

He loves his wife so much that he brought her all of the cheese in existence.

[@sandgunslinger2739]

“You have no health potions left” “I eat all the cheese!”

[@izimari]

@Soldat Kaiyodo Oh no, I'll never recover 😔

[@superadambomb5834]

@Soldat Kaiyodo do you even know what a weeb is?

[@mack9225]

A full mock-umentary style RPG-based series would be so legendary

[@Lonewolf78964]

The villains has more character than his wife, poor guy

[@Hugealligator254]

Townton looks so beautiful today D O Y O U T H I N K T H E Y V E H A D A N E W S H I P M E N T O F C H E E S E W H E E L S

[@cmelton6796]

She's clearly a victim of Marshall's shooting rampage, she has a traumatic brain injury

[@dprice1291]

I love how the only character in the game who is truly limited in character growth is the main character; the NPCs get all the growth lol (except the wife).

[@Camelotsmoon]

To be fair he had a ton of growth already from all his previous videos.

[@coranbaker6401]

That's what happens when you beat every quest.

[@RoamingAdhocrat]

Townton is so beautiful this time of year.

[@darwengwein3605]

Fridge-horror: she was developing, but got pulled into his black hole of “no more content”

[@anthonypoff7815]

@@Camelotsmoon I'd say his very first quest had some decent character growth lmao

[@beanyboi2218]

He did all the things the game had to offer, in peasant clothes. What a legend

[@ozmafire101]

Ah yes..Classic peasant run.

[@meppeorga]

peasant clothes actually boost the luck stat, and there are very few items that can do that

[@NeedANameWithoutNumbers]

Must be a speed runner. He probably kept the weakest sword in the game too.

[@noman8412]

@@meppeorga Yeah, but boosting luck just gives you better drops. What's the point if you never gear up?

[@meppeorga]

@@noman8412 more drops, better drops = more stuff you might not need = more stuff to sell

[@david5uper529]

I love rotorscoping. It gives such a weird other worldly effect

[@tannerrandall205]

Once I realized he was just pulling beers from his inventory I lost it.

[@Agret]

Wow I totally missed that somehow haha, so good when I went back to check

[@mmmmm777x]

He was buying them haha you can hear the skyrim gold sound i think..

[@MakoProfessionalJerk]

I love how Joel's Galactic Emperor is like the most chill, non controlling being possible to be the emperor of an entire galaxy. Makes you wonder why there's even rebels, is it green guy's fault?

[@BrianatorFTW]

either him or whoever else instated those hand holding rules maybe chill galactic emperor has a seriously messed up drunk mind?

[@carcionpetto]

@@BrianatorFTW if I'm not mistaken the chill guy is the new emperor

[@simuna6921]

Probably the previous emperors, a space caligula

[@BrianatorFTW]

@@carcionpetto Just watched it again, not sure if he is new but it being one of the oldest galactic rules does hint it is probably older than the "g man"

[@RealityRogue]

He’s the new replacement. The last ones were straight evil and dumb

[@masterxl97]

I unironically care about the people of Townton more than the Avengers.

[@tizonaomega5454]

Why?

[@calebbrawner3333]

100%

[@straythrawn7861]

I still think end game should have been a home alone type movie where Thanos defends his farm and home from the avengers using his wit and cleverness

[@SuperiorAutocraft]

Probably because these characters are more than shambling commercial husks fed by a soulless corporation.

[@jondoe1557]

Every Avengers movie was 3000% garbotronic trashatron roll somewhere.

[@sameyeams]

When Green Guy turned around to look at the camera after the click, I DIED

[@C73k]

(ARMED)

[@redbeneathyou]

“Too much elixir” “wizard must’ve cast a spell on me”, what a hell of a call back

[@animationfailure1315]

Callback to what?

[@foreordinator1471]

@@animationfailure1315 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4GXZ2uFetGharc

[@idontdovarioustasks]

​@@animationfailure1315tailing from the npc's perspective

[@GoodBloodGames]

Endgame has nothing on this crossover event.

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@henrik9947]

Wow, Javed! Big fan, bought your merch recently. Hope you have a great day dude.

[@josphatdaktari979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@therealblixfox]

Goddamn. Amen. Brother. Couldn't have been any better.

[@highdefinition450]

Ay you're still alive

[@selfbane99]

"Maybe your actions have been those of a bandit and not of Kevin." That is some sick dialogue, Nice line!

[@aiiiia9971]

That part was genuinely thought provoking

[@TheAtemAndrew]

"Why do I want to kill?...huh."

[@chapstikcrazy]

Seriously. Did not expect a high quality therapy session from Drayloth's Clarity Clinic, but here we are. Profound.

[@TheAtemAndrew]

@@chapstikcrazy My only wish is that he had another client that went from, for example, 'Cultist' to 'John' or something without actually disappearing. Alas the 'some clients need more work than others' joke was already used.

[@CokeZorro]

My simple boy, impressed by rehashed dialogue of every 80s movie

[@kikiretzorg1467]

The close-up shot of the necromancer turning his head is so good

[@zarkflappysheep]

this is so weirdly melancholy and sad. you brought a funny little skit to a full working universe and it's almost like some of the characters don't know what to do with the newfound freedom that you've given them. so great dude

[@idontcare6736]

Well, they’re not going to be without direction for long Armed Annoying Green Guy is coming for them

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Yeah, it's got the theme of "we've defeated the villians and/or redeemed ourselves, now what are we going to do for the rest of our lives?" Also it continues the theme of how finding meaning purely by killing people is not a sustainable profession, even if the killings are done for respectable and honourable reasons. Eventually you run out of people to kill for respectable and/or noble reasons. Also it points out that most killings are not done for respectable and/or honourable reasons. Also the series continues the theme of how it's immoral and irresponsible to kill someone unless you are ABSOLUTELY sure it's a moral necessity and/or a necessary evil. Also it points how how hollow most RPGs videogames are. Many of them are mostly just about murdering people and collecting items.

[@1kvolt1978]

@@SurprisinglyDeep Dude, all human history is all about murdering people and collecting items. So RPGs actually are very realistic at this.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

You two should collaborate that would be a production of the utmost inveterate coruscating brilliance

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@1kvolt1978 Part of human history is about war, conquest and plunder. The rest is about other stuff. Like say a war mongering civilisation like the Roman Empire, Genghis Khan's Horde or Nazi Germany successfully defeated every possible foe. Eventually there'd be no more foes to fight. Then it's far more about stuff like farming and crafting stuff then fighting off rebels and crushing rebellions or fighting any new smaller enemies that they encounter. Also the vast majority of colonial empires did not pick fights with other kingdoms and empires just to engage in perceived honourable combat and/or protect their citizens, they did it to gain land and resources. Eventually the fighting mostly ceased or subsidied and the tasks of farming conquered fields and strip mining resources dominated. Life is more "The Sims" and "Farmville" then it is "God of War", by physical necessity. Edit: I wrote "then it's all about" instead of "then it's far more about" the first time by mistake

[@PeteTheWargamer]

I love the attention to detail here, like how Jacob doesn't have his moustache in the past scenes but does in the present ones. It just goes to show what care and effort was put into making this.

[@Ethan10106]

exactly

[@nomesobrenome8505]

>_> ...

[@MalcolmYA567]

I just love the sarcastic way of them speaking.

[@Afuwall]

Uh I wouldn't really say it shows a lot of "care and effort", it's just regular continuity. These videos do have a lot of care and effort but I don't think that's a great example on having "attention to detail".

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

Oh man, look who it is!

[@HowieRaps]

"Look this is every cheese wheel in the game!" This is true end game effort to trigger new dialogue.

[@ralek592]

It's just like blatant requests the first few times and then it slowly becomes more insane and vague eventually resulting in hidden quests like "The village's construction workers are replacing the foundations of the houses with wood. The wood around this village is very combustible, I just hope nothing happens" *Burn down the entire village* "Dragons are very cool, don't you think? Even though they're so strong, I bet their newborns are just as weak as bird eggs." *Kill all baby dragons* "That child is so cute.. I wish I was his mother.." *Kill child's mother and bring her skin to your wife* "A human coil only lasts so long" *Use the necessary end-game item on your wife, granting her immortality* "Hypocrisy is that humans fear death yet instill it upon others. At least they should instill it for a great cause" *Sacrifice the entirety of the kingdom's citizens to her* "I have become all, but I can become more" *Sacrifice the world along with yourself*

[@franciscorodriguezcasado7341]

I want to like your comment but then it won't have 666 likes anymore :/

[@steeledminer616]

This is the problem; He missed 1. He didn't realize it was back in the tutorial and he can't go back for it now.

[@JessmanChicken86]

"Townton is so beautiful this time of day."

[@mrsniffles3311]

@@steeledminer616 Everyone knows you take literally every item you can find at the start of a game no matter how small and inconsequential

[@ΓιώργοςΠαρασκευόπουλος-ω4τ]

6:25 this therapist seems to be capable of curing joker and the whole asylum

[@leizero]

Daxflame's cameo is always a welcome surprise.

[@100notAdoctor]

Daxflame was in this??? Was he the guy in the movie?

[@onevia7775]

Dude thank you I have been scrolling hoping someone caught that🔥😂

[@peteburciaga5416]

"Why do I want to kill? Huh?!" * has existential crisis*

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@josphatdaktari979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@Kimmie6772]

Two spam bots in one thread! What are the odds! I kinda want to see them duke it out.

[@joe_mama_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYe3nHWrrbpnr80 yt

[@_ExTitus]

@@Kimmie6772 a third joined the battle. curious

[@PhonesHQ]

“So I saved the day, married my wife, helped a dragon with his existential crisis, single handedly ended racism and then built this nice garden and It only took about two weeks.”

[@viciouswindstalkers]

Meanwhile we keep electing duffusses.

[@brendawilliams8062]

Living in between two computers with no off switch. Playin the middle like a Pink Floyd

[@ryanstapleford3137]

To be honest I'm in vacay mode, and I'm straight blissin. Blissin so hard. This is fucking great Joel. I love you.

[@diesal_one]

When "Annoying Green Guy" became "(Armed) Annoying Green Guy", and looked back- that was... absolutely perfect. I love this video.

[@ZeroRelevance]

Oh I didn’t notice, that’s brilliant

[@josphatdaktari979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@IAmMyOwnApprentice]

Green guy's not annoying, he's just side-kicking for the wrong character. There's probably some departed campy villain that he really, really misses.

[@HomeScar498]

Well yeh he was the assistant to the old intergalactic emperor, who was a campy villain

[@rossimitosis]

Yeah I love that. And I do love that he's still there. Like, the chill emperor guy really do not have an issue with anyone.

[@imailedyouaboxofbees]

He needs someone who will look to him for a snicker and a snide "Yeah boss!"

[@eruhinmakhtar9162]

next skit please

[@fransescom.b1178]

He's fkin dream and gorge not found

[@Siddingsby]

Them: "The MCU Is the Most Ambitious Creative Undertaking Ever" Joel:

[@05bastille]

i almost lost it seeing the galactic emperor in here. Truly averting expectations!

[@flanger890]

This really do be the first of the JHAU

[@MrQuinnlord]

who's saying that about the mcu..

[@gabrielloeb8852]

@@MrQuinnlord forreal. The meme is typically that the mcu is the most ambitious crossover ever which I'd argue is true. Dude wanted to change that to creative undertaking to make it fit this video but couldn't bother changing mcu😅

[@colonelsanders8065]

the “armed” appearing and him looking back has such an energy to it

[@A_Shovel_Wielding_Guardsman]

Coworkers: We're 3 days behind and managment is sweating us. Me: To be honest I'm in vacay mode and I'm straight blissing

[@a.N.....]

blissin' so hard =D

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@ipeefreely2364]

This looks line something that would be on old school Adult Swim.

[@rushnerd]

This, Drue Langlois, and The Minute Hour are honestly too good for Adult Swim. They must be protected.

[@katyungodly]

Adult Swim would only ruin them. Keep them pure, Joel is his own owner and producer 💗

[@maekultsumaika1987]

Thank you, good sir. Now I feel nostalgic at night if I have this on the TV. I used to be up until 1-4 am watching adult swim. Can confirm the content was so much like this back then.

[@stubbornone1189]

Back in the pre- 'Tim and Eric' days, when [adult swim] was epic.

[@2ToTheDome]

this is hilarious. youre absolutely right

[@cybercan0101]

"Why do you feel the need to kill?" Delivery of this line from Trent is just, wow. Amazing performance.

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7Hh4qXiLBgY7M

[@eboranshard6220]

whyyy huuhh .......

[@0XIV0]

8:15 "Big chillin ... Me and my guy"

[@darkdrago34]

This man legit just established a cinematic universe, and out did avengers in one video. TOP TIER CONTENT 👌

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@someguy-ty1fg]

I kinda wanna play in this game an universe jus see its gping about instead of running about killing dragons n shit..jus watching people get therapy an play games

[@josphatdaktari979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@Kyle-ty3ff]

I would donate many pelts and arrows for a Draylock's Clarity Clinic shirt

[@maxwellfujs6124]

Same

[@Snarfofearth]

yes, many pelts

[@evelynrobinson3573]

Penny pelts, green ones with a 50 on the back

[@thedefenestrator2994]

Ask for ThusWindburn, he should have more bear pelts than he can walk with.

[@spunts144]

Oh shit. Free merch ideas

[@ViolacTrough]

I like this new king he doesn’t seem very corrupt.

[@mikelentz833]

To be fair the old king wasn't even that corrupt

[@chasedavidson2855]

Lets face it. Political leaders will always be somewhat corrupt so a Not that Corrupt one is pretty good

[@michaellugo9349]

Dude the bandit in therapy bit for being labeled absolutely fucking killed me. I needed a good laugh thank you so much

[@code_koriel]

This is more than just a "longer Joel Haver animation", but a culmination of the series of animations that jumpstarted the channel's growth and its wholesome, geeky community.

[@aircraftmen_]

Wholesome community? Some guy replied on a comment and said "I love the attention of detail you put to beg for likes" that guy has negative iq

[@edattacks]

@@aircraftmen_ yes, that one guy is bad

[@Oddie99000]

@@aircraftmen_ we don't talk about that guy he just happens to be around the fandom

[@aircraftmen_]

@@Oddie99000 I see people like these that cry about people "begging for likes" everywhere and it makes me mad as hell

[@hydroaegis6658]

Living in a incomplete world like this would actually be hell.

[@kikosawa]

Not even some sort of intimate mini-game to partake in, geez

[@bolothegiantfriendlypillbu4075]

That is why mods exist.

[@LilShaq144]

we already live in one lol

[@aniquinstark4347]

There are multiple episodes of star trek and a couple of the twilight zone about it

[@ceapy]

@@aniquinstark4347 do you know which twilight zone episode it is? It seems like a perfect idea for a black mirror episde lol

[@justincolenguyen]

This isn't even a funny skit anymore. It's a whole world Joel just created and displayed through a mockumentary of what it's like there. And that little detail at the end where the annoying green guy finds a gun but they don't explicitly say it, just play the sound, is pretty sick.

[@stephenrehak4986]

his title bar also changes to (armed)

[@rxchickenman]

I mean, it’s a tad funny. Brain soup?

[@timothy9087]

@@stephenrehak4986 I missed that! That's awesome hahaha

[@TechyBen]

Someone needs to make a kickstarter to make this a legit game. XD

[@nyxunderhill6437]

I wanna bet the green guy is gonna try something but it’s gonna still be empty

[@degh6543aqkk]

Drayloth’s story is very heartwarming

[@nottelling6598]

"But alas, I am still here." Wow, he's taking the whole 'betrayed by his closest friend, who set the town on fire and conquered the nation with fire and bloodshed' thing really hard.

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@josphatdaktari979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@joe_mama_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYe3nHWrrbpnr80 yt

[@RedDragonFlayer]

... why is the only replies to this just off topic youtube vids.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@RedDragonFlayer the bots come marching one by one hurrah, hurrah

[@LordDoom10]

>The rebels betrayed the Emperor. Dick move guys. Dick move. He was chill.

[@sleeplesshollow4216]

@DETOXOLATE Yeah hindsight's 4/20 my guy never knew what hit him, fortunately he is at one with the universe and accepts the unexpected vacation as simply a new experience to enjoy. Emperor is my fav char ima be sad if that green dude whacks him

[@Mafuskas]

@@sleeplesshollow4216 Same here bro. Save the Emperor!

[@darkything98]

He wasn't even that corrupt

[@RamseyDewey]

The epic saga of the village of Townton continues!

[@RedStar192000]

fancy to see you here Ramsy

[@obo_ooz]

Where have all the iconic disney characters I loved whole heartedly gone?

[@alpgurer7812]

Hello there coach:)

[@qualivia]

Crossover I never thought I would need.

[@dacedebeer2697]

Ramsey's voice could definitely be in a RPG, he's talked about making a ninja comedy, I see a possible crossover here.

[@darkbrightflow9406]

The town is so beautiful this time of day

[@GillfigGarstang]

Townton is so beautiful this time of day.

[@GomuGear4]

@@GillfigGarstang do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels at the corner market today?

[@EGOHVCbcn]

I love how all the animated segments cross over with each other like this. Even the Mafia guys made an appearance as fantasy versions of themselves! It really shows the effort and craftsmanship when you put in the effort to redo the animation on an old skit to make it more fantasy looking and even change the lines slightly so now they're talking about elixirs and a guy named "Tommy Lazutor." Even the alien guys showed up! I love all of it!

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@MiaogisTeas]

Great wasn't it!?

[@josphatdaktari979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@charlehpock]

Haha the Lazutor bit had me dying

[@maggintons]

Not gonna lie, The rat evil test sounds like something people would do in Medieval times.

[@Pihsrosnec]

Nah, it would be more like "hold this red hot iron bar and walk ten paces, if it heals in a week you're not evil!... What do you mean you don't have hands?"

[@erickortenhoeven3403]

Tis a fair and just test

[@L0LWTF1337]

Getting a wife and Kid in Skyrim was the most immersion breaking thing. It's one thing doing quests for cardboard cut out people, its another trying to pretend to live together with them.

[@WasatchWind]

Stardew Valley is a little bit better - but then your children stop growing. You get home late at night to see them standing with vacant eyes in the darkness, long after your spouse has gone to bed. They have stopped playing with toys as they once did, they do not speak to you. And the moment you think they are still as the grave, they bolt forward at astonishing speed, and race off around your darkened dwelling... Yeah I want kids to be updated really badly.

[@Dawnbreakerr]

Mods, man. You gotta add mods to make wives and husbands and kids more immersive.

[@k.t.1641]

@@WasatchWind uhhhh that’s real life. Except they have a tablet or phone in their face.

[@hilotakenaka]

The person I married in Skyrim was Njada Stonearm. Imagine my shock when as soon as you marry her, she has her voicelines switch with another woman's

[@pastapalone]

@@WasatchWind I thought you were describing Paranormal Activity 2

[@chunkydumper6156]

The town rat guy is by far the most important character in this game.

[@BakrEvon]

I gotta say this is some of the best fucking flat, dry humor I've seen like ever You rock man

[@Konic_and_Snuckles]

Jim Halpert moment 7:22

[@grabble7605]

It's not dry though...

[@SSJSonRei]

@@grabble7605 It kinda is, plenty of scenes show a lack of emotion in the character’s expression, and they often say funny things with a serious and non-joking tone, making it dry humor.

[@Wjjsndhao]

@@SSJSonRei it makes me laugh a bit lol

[@imjustaguycalledsano]

@@grabble7605 its dry but that makes it funny

[@pcbangbros8350]

An entire side series dedicated to "DRAYLOTH THE THERAPIST, MENDER OF BROKEN BONDS AND BRINGER OF BRIGHTER DAYS" would be grand.

[@squids6987]

please.

[@xxizcrilexlxx1505]

@@squids6987 PLEASE

[@CarsawMan]

@@xxizcrilexlxx1505 PLEASE

[@obondra]

How to make people angry: New king has among us shirt

[@onebraincellarmy6972]

Kudos to the cannibal who, after being treated kindly and no longer being an enemy to himself, decided to become a nonprofit therapist to help other enemies treat themselves better.

[@aiiiia9971]

Beautiful

[@katyungodly]

Technically he isn't a cannibal if he isn't human

[@guyman2674]

@@katyungodly He could be a somewhat mutated human.

[@Hello_Spaceboy]

I don't know why KZbin brought me here but I'm so glad it did. The art style + storytelling in all of these are incredible. So many little details that make the whole thing just perfect and such a fun watch.

[@DrGandW]

I didn’t actually expect just asking the bloodthirsty gremlin why would be enough

[@mellowyello1478]

When i was in therapy, it helped plenty. Someone objectively asking you to look for a root cause of your own behaviors can be amazingly insightful for self realization.

[@piranhaplantX]

A surprising amount of issues arise simply because you stop questioning things and fail to reflect on why you do things. I mean, it usually doesn't solve it as fast as it did for the gremlin. But it can get you started.

[@learnmorehere]

When you roll a charisma nat 20, you can basically say anything.

[@katyungodly]

@@learnmorehere Me: "I rolled nat 20, so... I tell the gremlin to 'quit bein a lil b¡tch' " DM: *"...sigh* and it was successful"

[@Starbuck32123]

That moment in therapy where he said "I'm not a bandit, my names Kevin" "well maybe it's time to stop doing those things that a Bandit would do and start doing what Kevin would do" "what would Kevin do?" "Whatever Kevin wants to, that's for Kevin to decide" Hit so hard.

[@ig100magnaguard]

Indeed, that was a well made line

[@slovnicurling9808]

I'm 14 and this is deep.

[@SirTorcharite]

666th like

[@ig100magnaguard]

@@SirTorcharite Based demon

[@Speed001]

Kevin is going to go commit war crimes.

[@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977]

This feels like a twisted medieval version of the office and I'm very amused..

[@marshmallow4685]

I was thinking the same thing!!

[@bluespirit671]

yeye they both have the same dry humor lololol, i wish there was a medieval office-like show on netflix tho.

[@ghosty3494]

"WE HAVE RUN OUT OF WATER" *chaos ensues as everyone goes mad and starts wrecking everything*

[@juliandonker3009]

@@bluespirit671 You should check out Norsemen, has some great dry humour and takes place in the viking era

[@bluespirit671]

@@juliandonker3009 THANK U SO MUCH DONKER DUDE

[@isaiahcurtis619]

Completely serious when I say a game where you help the enemies become better versions of themselves and members of society would be the most amazing rewarding and fun mechanic!!!

[@Daxflame]

That's me, in the movie, I got the role! : ) : ) : ) Awesome job on Joel, the animation is so cool and funny, this came out so good!! (I really love the king & your wife!)

[@jo-gu4ln]

i recognized you right away, Dax!

[@RiverKinn]

love you dax

[@naiknaik8812]

Daxflame!!!!

[@lafevre1636]

Ayyy Dax 👌 hope you're keeping primo

[@KeatonIsFTW]

Dax I appreciate you providing such a source of joy over a decade ago. Seeing your name brought a smile to my face. Have a great weekend!

[@JustGamingOkayJGO]

As someone who invested many hours into Skyrim, this hits home.

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels in at the corner market today?

[@mentalward718]

I love that "get a load of this guy" look during the necromancy ritual

[@WobblesandBean]

I legit cackled at that 😂

[@STOKESTER]

Instead of it being known as a "doing a Jim Halpert (the office)" it shall hence forth be known as "doing a Joel Haver"

[@TacticalBe]

:l

[@jetstreamchad4712]

This is like returning to that one skyrim save after youve done every mission and basically maxed out. Now you return to said save 4-8 years later.

[@pungoblin9377]

“Hmm? What’s this **gun cocks** ” OH MY GOD ITS MARSHAL’S GUN AND ALSO A LITERAL USE OF CHEKOV’S GUN!

[@powercore2000]

Now annoying green guy's gun as well

[@jakeputnam9927]

When Jacob gathered every cheese wheel, only to hear the same voice line. So good man.

[@GuerillaBunny]

At least he got 10 achievement points, so it wasn't all for nothing.

[@alexandramarberry1023]

Plus, whilst gathering them he got to experience just how beautiful Towntown is this time of day.

[@dylanc9174]

@@alexandramarberry1023 Isn't it Townton, which is still technically Towntown, but I thought it mattered.

[@chuckersthenut2097]

Just because I say I'm thirsty doesn't mean I want a glass of water.

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

@@chuckersthenut2097 you want this 🐔

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

Annoying Green Guy: “I don’t have to listen to sire anymore...”

[@Yasviele]

"You think I'm annoying? I'll show you annoying..."

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

Little dude needs a therapy sesh baaad

[@8015908]

The most anticipated DLC sequel to any video game ever.

[@alchemist889]

(ARMED) ANNOYING GREEN GUY*

[@scarecrow4607]

Just why are these characters so damn wholesome? Especially the pink guy is just inspiring.

[@comalausa]

"She's my rock... I just wish my rock had a.... catapult. Or something."

[@abrahamissac5938]

Or a mini game.

[@connor.chan.jazzman]

Why tf is this NPC therapist making more sense than my actual therapist?

[@Chaz1871]

Maybe your therapist sucks

[@Scharrez]

Perhaps your therapist also has a health bar that weighs heavily on his head.

[@connor.chan.jazzman]

@@Chaz1871 indeed

[@ubiwrongcomeatme3452]

I know you probably didn't expect a serious response to this, but therapists are trained to pull information out of you to help you find the answers on your own. That's all they do. They'll never venture concrete solutions to your life for fear of being wRoNg, and thus be subject to that hOrRiBle accusation, "But you said..."

[@hippieduck]

@@ubiwrongcomeatme3452 Indeed, and that's why it's so important to not just "go to therapy" and talk to anyone. You gotta find the right fit for you. A therapist that doesn't make any sense to their client, and for the therapist not to pick up on that and ask "would you like to talk to somebody else?" would be a sign for the client to move on. Hehe.

[@StupidEpiphany]

This feels like the sort of content I should be paying for. Can I literally just send you money? like, in an envelope or online? shit I dunno, you're really good at storytelling.

[@zombieoutbreakprod]

Patreon

[@baldkoala2218]

You can also pay money through the comments with the SuperThanks function.

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

You could just give all your excess money to charity, doesn't seem like you have much use for it

[@MaxOakland]

@@baldkoala2218 I think KZbin steals some of that

[@RichardLewis-b6h]

Good content will not ask for moeny only what it has to offer. People forget that everything isn't money besides society.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

“When adventure no longer awaits. Must we still huzza?”

[@FaerieHijacker]

Alexa this is so sad, play Adventure Time ED

[@DallasHarv]

HUZZAH!!!!

[@CK9C]

I wanted to hear that “huzzah!” way more than I should have 🤣

[@patrickneedham7915]

Me too! The inflection in his voice when he says it is like an indication of his drive in life.

[@manuel.7461]

True

[@EdibleFuture]

what culture exactly? i know its chaotic but how so? if you don't mind me asking

[@checkmyprofile6209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHfHfoB3i5iDobM.. .

[@x-zykron-x]

HAHA I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WATCH THIS GUY TO

[@chrismaddock5790]

"I just wish there was an intimacy mini game we could play" *recalls Fable on the Xbox*

[@kirishima638]

Ah yes the game where over eating makes you fat and low level NPCs laugh at you for your fashion choices.

[@chrismaddock5790]

@@kirishima638 Thats the one

[@devilboyraden]

Or old God Of War "intimacy" mini-game

[@naughtygoat6338]

And repeatedly shaking hands led to sex

[@katyungodly]

I only played Fable 3. My straight guy friend played too and made his character a girl so he could marry a woman and hear some hot lesbian sex 😂

[@artbyrain]

Once i saw the gremlin’s full stance i chocked laughing

[@lonestar3246]

Marvel: “Infinity War is the biggest crossover of the century.” Joel: “Hold my town rat”

[@shanekhiu9884]

Hold my Cheese Wheel

[@Wignut]

Oh God! He has a gun!

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

what about the The whole operations run by tony lazuto video?

[@soundwave1637]

@@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts Tony Lazuto?!

[@KG-uj7xy]

Annoying Green Guy will return in Endgame

[@Cyranek]

can't wait for the feature length film

[@jasperjames11]

could wait for this kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXLl2VjZ7aFrcU

[@gabrielkrondos2428]

yeah the green guy got the gun

[@arslanthelion9373]

If it took him a month and a half to do 11 minutes, it would take him more than a year to do a full movie :)

[@MalcolmYA567]

A full movie would be wonderful no matter how long the wait.

[@thedeergodromancehour5854]

@@arslanthelion9373 a year well spent.

[@KomradeKrusher]

"She keeps me company. Every day. She's always there..." I felt that subtext.

[@idontdovarioustasks]

Towntown is so beautiful this time of day.

[@idontdovarioustasks]

Do you think they got any shipment of cheese wheels in at the corner market today?