Man Looks At Weird "Strange Earth" Conspiracies And Feels Dubious

[@GregBroDudeMan]

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR LOL

[@Billy_plays2017]

SEE YA TOO

[@Hopelessdreamer441]

SEE YA

[@beaniebeh]

gootbyeeee

[@LUCCCAS_A]

What a goofy goober

[@plix4348]

Already 2024 for me 😔

[@ZNA_Productions]

Greg: *Sees absolutely anything* "See, this is exactly the kind of thing I like."

[@MarkkyBoyy]

This is true

[@karlthefunnyman]

see, this is exactly the kind of thing he likes

[@mildlymarvelous]

I love the kiwi. The way his feathers sway when he runs looks like he’s wearing baggy pants 😂 Also yesss the appreciation for the moon!!!

[@Foxiz]

Yeah, that kiwi was the chillest little thing 😊

[@huzzzer6083]

I love the Moon because it acts as a mirror of sorts. Like yeah it's a lot smaller than Earth and it's essentially a barren wasteland, but it's just another rock in space; just like us. We're also on a rock that's floating through an endless dark void. It's an extremely eye opening thought.

[@chumon1992]

I knowww i love them and the way they run

[@septsky98]

The podcast bros failed to mention that while there are indeed no nails on the stairs (not including the handrails which were added later by a known carpenter), the stairs were made using a peg system. Very unusual, but not impossible, just an incredible masterpiece considering the time period and location of the work.

[@TheRealJohnHelldiverfr]

Time traveler confirmed??? !!! 😮😮😮😨😨😨😲😲😳😳😯😯😧😲😨😲😧😮😨🤯😳😰😯😨😳

[@Selrisitai]

So they were trenails?

[@HotPanDan]

8:16 A kiwi looks exactly how people look when they bend down and pull their sweatpants up to their necks and run around.

[@boy_girl_cat_party1824]

Thank you, I will absolutely never see a kiwi the same way now

[@im_testingesp]

Earth is very strange.

[@GregBroDudeMan]

Yooo I was just thinking that

[@puppyhowler]

8:13 i love the instant dissapointment the moment the kiwi started making noises XD

[@copydepastey]

100% agree - pictures of "bigfoot" and "alien lights" from 20-30 years ago, we can excuse them for being blurry and out of focus and things like that. these days kids have toy cameras that autofocus and we have phones that would have been called super computers in those days. if you cant get a clear in focus picture of an immobile "alien corpse" - try again! :D - and THEN send it to a real science lab for testing etc. also send a copy to Greg! fun times - happy new year!

[@nachgeben]

Yes, but you're also assuming that everyone in the world has access to such technology, which shows a high level of ignorance.

[@frickfrack7075]

​@@nachgebenit's a pretty accurate assumption. Even people in really remote areas, tribes and such, have smart phones.

[@plumdutchess]

​​​@@nachgeben Everyone does, lol. Even homeless people have smartphones. In places where they live in villages with dirt roads, they have smart phones. It's not exclusive technology. Your comment shows a high level of ignorance.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@nachgeben My relatives that live in the mudhut jungles of Southeast Asia even have phones. They have wifi and even a facebook.

[@haidynwilliams5392]

@@nachgebenthis is such an aggressive response 💀

[@oMuStiiA]

The cave one probably matches a map of the US population. Probably most cave systems we know of that have been mapped out are in areas with higher populations, and most people would also go missing in higher population areas as well.

[@CommanderWiggins]

I also wonder how much it overlaps with areas of high human trafficking rates.

[@ellec7188]

Exactly like here are a few other maps that line up, the census of white Americans from 1870 where people google the N-word Furry sightings the locations of tac bell in the USA My conclusion: Taco Bell is working with furries and time travelers from 1870 to kidnap people

[@mocapcow2933]

@@CommanderWigginsthe top one just resembles a population map.

[@Hopelessdreamer441]

I love when Greg uploads, hes my cutie patootie fr

[@MattieLeia]

kicking my feet and twirling my hair after your intro

[@9_1.1]

those astronauts behave suspiciously like AIs learning to walk

[@davidpressley3451]

It looks silly but that was very important to the astronauts as they calibrating their suits.

[@VancePantss]

Kiwi birds are shy usually and are almost never aggressive unless cornered and have reasonable cause to think they're under attack. So yes, very cute birds.

[@seanrasmussen2877]

Out of all the BroDudeMans I know, Greg is my favorite. Happy New Year! Keep up the chill vibes and good content, Greg 👍. Thank you!

[@TheRealJohnHelldiverfr]

He's a bro, a dude, and a man. He is definitely a brodudeman.

[@Tanookicatoon]

16:39 I looked up the Mexican symbols. The Aztec relief is depicting the god Quetzalcoatl, explaining the snake. The Olmec carving is a guy playing that ball game shown in "Road to El Dorado" so it is likely a depiction of one of the brothers from the story of the Popol Vuh. The Popol Vuh has a part where two brothers go to avenge their father's death, and play ball with the lord of the underworld.

[@Seraphic2004]

I also thought about Queztalcoatl, not sure about Egypt, but there has to be a snake god I can't think of right now

[@Phoenix358_art]

16:52 fun fact, snakes are associated with the underworld in a lot of different cultures because they go above and below the earth (on the ground and chilling in the cracks/holes)

[@handitover.]

I mean, at least in the case of south dakota, that little chunk you pointed out includes the badlands (and black hills) which is a very extreme climate and mountainous area, but people like to hike there a lot. So I wonder if this map can be partly explained by caves being more common where there are mountains/extreme terrain and climate, making it more likely for hikers to go missing and perish. If you look up a map of US mountain ranges, it lines up pretty well too. correlation and causation blah blah blah

[@Tyriad_]

Yeah I was gonna say, most of the eastern strip covers the Appalachian mountains, which are super popular for hiking/camping and can also be somewhat dangerous

[@LoisoPondohva]

1. That. Caves are the most common in the mountains. 2. Both maps' data points are cherrypicked, ESPECIALLY the top one. The top one is basically just pins a person put in the map to do that very photo, real cases heatmap looks nothing alike.

[@FTChomp9980]

I'm still relativity I've been binge watching your Thallsophobia videos it feels awesome to have a Group of people on the Net sharing the same view and trying to face it and I love your videos. Happy New Year!🎉

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

The loretto staircase is put together with wooden pegs. The only mysterious thing about it is the spruce it's made of. It's a type that hasn't been observed outside of the staircase itself. Some trees have evaded science. We may never know where the wood came from.

[@Triad3Force]

Greg skyrocketing us joyfully into 2024 with, "snakes are long noodles with an angry face." They are indeed my friend. They are indeed. :D

[@gissellew4773]

I know you poked fun at podcast bros but I would actually love it if you had a podcast. Or even if you did like 30min+ videos. Your voice and whole vibe is just very comforting ☺️ happy new year!

[@bojow8102]

Don't want to sound like too much of a fanboy but I've been waiting all day for Greg to drop the Sunday video 😊 Happy New Year everyone ✌️🤟

[@GregBroDudeMan]

Happy new year!!

[@geigersnap360]

In regards to the staircase, I have a theory. There’s this style of Japanese carpentry called sashimono, if I’m not mistaken, that uses no nails, but instead cleverly fitted together pieces. I don’t know much about it, but I saw a video on it a while back and it looked pretty cool.

[@yarnandwienerdogs]

Kiwi sounds remind me of the noise hair mousse or shaving gel makes when it comes out of the can.

[@anthonytaino2082]

I love this channel its one of my favorite channels to hangout or chill

[@Goofyahh_shark]

7:19 electric bill:$1000000000000000000

[@trajanfidelis]

One bazillion dollars

[@sierra203]

8:19 “Aw! … oh :/“ is KILLING me

[@Fopay12]

Your taste in art is exquisite Greg. Bold and Brash? Impeccable

[@CommanderWiggins]

I painted my own reproduction of Bold and Brash, I display it proudly above my desk in the front room of my house where guests can see it.

[@LucasAwesomeSauce]

Man i love silly conspiracies.

[@lisacolbert5987]

I love dumpling elevators.

[@SealWithoutHat]

I love flat earth

[@Tyeler-ky2ct]

1:18 is literally the black mesa research facility

[@keener9563]

Why would you want an underground bunker on the most volcanically active place on earth?

[@worm-king]

For a subreddit named Strange Earth they sure post a lot of space related things.

[@timbomb374]

Imagine being the only living thing on a planet. I bet you'd keep expecting to see something out there even though you know it's not possible.

[@sarahberkner]

Sounds like a Twilight Zone episode. Actually the very first episode is about a guy stuck in a town and no one is there, and he gets excited at first when he sees a mannequin.

[@makeda6530]

To be honest, they don’t even look aggy, just doofy. My brother has a snake, she’s not at all scary, 4 feet with a dumb/harmless face. Just a long baby.

[@mexa_t6534]

Love the instant change from “aw!“ to “oh” in the kiwi video lol. Also for the caves and disappearances map, I think the explanation is that many cave systems are also within national parks, which are places you kinda would expect people to go missing, via getting lost or having a hiking accident or what have you

[@thesublimelight]

The real conspiracy is r/strangeearth itself. Its a link farm for the mod's website, which also deals on clickbaity conspiracy stuff.

[@TheJB2D]

8:10 don't forget kiddies, that's a fucking DINOSAUR!

[@snailsaredumb9412]

8:26 when you ask for EXTRA whipped cream

[@turtletaco9872]

As a Kiwi (the person, not the bird OR the fruit lmao), I feel an overwhelming sense of joy whenever anything related to New Zealand is mentioned :) Edit: YIPPEE!! Double NZ mention!!

[@OppositeofHATE7]

I vote for person,bird or fruit to be the new genders

[@abee5723]

For the driving snakes - there's a belief that these were predictions for oil pipelines and mass destruction of nature for human use!

[@SubPriestPepsi]

I think the dumpling elevator is supposed to be an industrial lift, y'know, to move the big alien ships. edit: I'm pretty sure the plastic chair room is from an (italian, it think) backrooms series.

[@RylaDuska]

At first glance, I thought the second one was just some underground parking in the desert 😭🥴

[@maryjo5985]

The kiwi one made my evening ahah, I have a kids book from when I grew up about how the Kiwi lost it's wings and it's the cutest thing

[@liquidbeans4209]

19:25 Those are literally just stars or galaxies. Probably galaxies. The photos taken on the moon are notorious for not showing any stars, but that's because their cameras are shit and literally could not really process them. It also has to do with the fact that you're on the light side of the moon, and the moon has little atmosphere.

[@ammitthedevourer7316]

Was looking for this comment, thank you

[@CommanderWiggins]

I fully expected the lightbulb one to fade into the Skyrim intro.

[@GregBroDudeMan]

I thought the exact same thing, missed opportunity tbh

[@v0id525]

I am kinda confused by how it is crazy being able to see the moon thing. It is definitely quite normal that we can see a thing in the sky that is reflecting light at us. Every other moon having planet would also see their moon.

[@mrwatermelo50]

We are Humans, we didnt really change much I think most thinks can be explained with "Yo bro I have an funny and weird idea"

[@Sika013]

that suposed lab looks like The Hive from resident evil lol

[@BethanyWooton]

This is truely my favorite youtube channel keep up the awesome posts

[@Crawldragon]

The story about the Loretto Chapel is a little exaggerated. It is a masterful work of carpentry, and it's really impressive that a single person could build that in the 1800s, but it's not inexplicable. There are also records which suggest that the identity of the carpenter was recorded and that he was paid for materials, but the details of the actual construction are not known. It is not an exaggeration to say that the stairs are a miracle, though, because someone found a crazy solution to a crazy problem and the chapel got a lot of benefit out of it.

[@michaellovegrove9467]

The astronauts oingo boingoing on the moon looked like string puppets

[@Quyereii]

can confirm, am a cutie patootie. see you next year pookie!!

[@BananaJuice-ue6pi]

Yo Greg fresh cut and fresh vid! Edit: I 100% agree on your stance of the Moon and how we can just look up and see a massive space rock!!

[@kclink1579]

1:12 So The Hive from the first Resident Evil movie.

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

speed up astornauts are my favorite thing its so funny they just seem whimsy

[@MrDman21]

They should have played some Michael Jackson music during the moon walking clip, but KZbin is a bee-otch about copyrighted music.

[@Aethuviel]

It's not that hard at all to have communication between Egypt and Mexico, it's just the Mediterranean and Atlantic, it takes weeks to travel successfully in medieval-era ships. History is a lot older than we're taught.

[@NightBreakDreamer]

Ngl, that cutie patootie joke got a good chuckle out of me. Well done! Happy New Year! 🥳

[@ReficulDrakul]

Extremely Likley Explinations for the "Conspiracy Theories" 3:30 - Thats actually a Underwater sculpture, there are tons of them around the world, like somone put a chained Jason statue at the bottom of a ocean or lake, and the massive shark sculpture in the waters of a french beach. Or it is a backrroms type thing. 6:06 - Cause he's inasne and has to much money, enough said. 8:23 - Thats a Kukoborow or a Kiwi, thats a normal sound they make. 9:30 - it's cause cave diving is extremely dangerous, or They fell, or suphocated, or any multitude of issues. 11:20 - That sounds peacful, I love Isolation. 12:30 - Romantacized Abrahamic Bullshit, sorry Jan Joseph didn't visit you. Theres a cavalcade of "impossible Architecture" thats just unique, nothing religious or other worldy about it. 14:45 - Edited video 15:20 - Wholesome 16:00 - Pre History Art 17:12 - Fake, video quality is too shit 18:45 - With the amount of stars and space debris it could be anything. Let alone the insane phenomenon of space itself

[@NewEnglandBearsFan]

“Scary wind” 😂

[@baronvg]

14:45 lmfao I literally LOL’ed at this. I’m still chuckling as I write this comment 😂

[@zisaletter4602]

omg the kiwi video is so adorable so the thing abt the "all these carvings from all over the world are of the same thing but the cultures werent in contact aahh" is a popular conspiracy theory rooted in some real bizarre hmmmm specialty ww2 era german ideology shall we say anyway, it's bc humans all saw other humans and vaguely the same animals and we were like wow let's make art of those animals and stuff. so we did. like carvings of big people. it's really easy to creatively come up with the concept of 'person but big.' i'm CERTAIN one could individually find the sources for each of those carvings and have real archaeologists explain what context they were in (CONTEXT! IS KEY!!! it is impossible to understand ANY archaeological thing without its context!) and explain what they are

[@richardkohlhof]

And if you had a Hawaiian bunker and the world were destroyed wouldn't that just make being in Hawaii pointless because you have to live underground in your bunker

[@Madmonkeman]

The real conspiracy is that Greg is an alien.

[@TonyShasta]

The Dulce base bit was funny af

[@JasonLihani]

My uncle got married at that chapel in Santa Fe. They're neat. That's about it.

[@2fortsmostwanted]

I did a quick snopes check on the cave map for anyone curious. A couple points: 1. the above map is not just a map of "missing people," it's a map of strange disappearances in and around national parks from David Paulides's Missing 411. So it would stand to reason that there are also cave systems in national parks. It'd be kind of like comparing a map of disappearances in major US metropolitan areas to a map of US transit systems to prove people disappear by falling into the subway. These things are just correlated by nature. 2. the image of the above map is not the original image. The dots on the below map have been overlaid on top of the above map, making it impossible to compare them accurately here.

[@johnlime1469]

I've actually been to the chapel with the stairs without nails. No, I don’t really have much to say. I do remember there being more modern support for it, probably to preserve it, since it's in fact not made by a biblical figure.

[@Stand.Your.Ground.]

Don’t hate on the “Ninjas are butterfly’s” podcast! They are my favorite! Best podcast on the interwebs.

[@Troglodyte93]

That "secret" base is straight outta the first resident evil movie.

[@Yezpahr]

Rumor has it the bulb is still ramping up and it is the reason of the Channel's hiatus. The timelapse of the oort cloud lighting up from this bulb is due to hit around the year 2140.

[@robertjack4329]

9:28 these two maps side by side made me uneasy.

[@MeaTargett-du3jw]

Hope y’all have a good New Years!!!!!

[@Quyereii]

you too bestieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[@emuu413]

Oh my God, Greg. You can't just ask why the alien is naked!

[@SkitSkat674]

Why not? Lol.

[@Jeybird15]

What are you drinking in your wittle mug? I’ve always wanted to know?!!!!!!! 😮😂 12:20

[@DavidSixVI6]

16:22 That's what many experts discuss sometimes, but there are many curious things that both civilizations had in common, one example is the use of turquoise blue in things that are related to their deities or sacred things.

[@kendraallison5483]

I used to live in New Mexico and saw that stair case many times, it’s very cool and unique, I never heard about Joseph building the stairs but I grew up hearing it was an angel who made them and then left

[@UltraCenterHQ]

11:50 I mean, we do take notice to it, that's why we have so many ancient myths about it, and even started a space race for it. Side note, it's crazy how humans actually managed to walk on another planet, and then just didn't do it again after 12:52 there's actually an old japanese building technique that requires no nails. it's called Sashimono

[@bombomos]

Happy New Years Greg!!!!

[@Polyeurythane]

-Fun fact for the the little robot guy and Backrooms looking location around the 3:22 mark: Greg is correct that it’s a Backrooms image that a person stuck into Google Maps for people to find! In fact it was part of an ARG by the channel Billy Le Robot (aka the cute little robot guy in the middle), and the channel itself is a bit of a fun watch if you have some time to read subtitles as the little cutie speaks French. It’s really funny how a conspiracyhead came across Billy’s little ARG and essentially did the soyjack point meme as though Google Maps only ever tells the truth when people mess with Maps all the time (like those nearby Japanese university students wore pigeon masks and stood on either side the the Google Maps capture device). -Hope the guy warned his neighbors beforehand, or else someone may have been saying a well known SpongeBob joke from the first movie. -Nothing creepy here, just a kiwi bird. What’s arguably creepier about them is their lack of evolution which causes the females of the species to carry and plop out an ungodly huge egg compared to their body mass. -Greg is on to something with podcast bros, especially scary podcast bros. Like you’re seriously telling me you believe the story being told here my man? It’s just a story being used to perpetuate that Saint Joseph and by extension God is real (so come convert and save your souls). Like yeah making a staircase without nails is definitely more difficult, but it’s not impossible considering there are woodworking techniques that allow for wooden pegs and/or no pegs or nails to be used. Plus wood is an extremely flexible material depending on what type of wood and other factors so that definitely helps in construction of “impossible stairs”. -Ngl I would be falling over myself too if I was used to earth gravity and not moon gravity (the fact that some people probably use these bloopers and sillies as proof that the moon landing/s are fake is just sad). -Assuming that the picture of the similar pieces isn’t citing the source of I Made It Up, there’s a very easy explanation for why several cultures would have similar carvings. Boats. For some reason (white) people act like cultures of people who Weren’t White were primitive or didn’t have something as easy to do as sailing and reaching other cultures. I mean seriously, there were still wooly mammoths roaming the earth while the Egyptians were building the pyramids. You’re really trying to tell me that the Vikings and White Men were the only ones that knew how to use and build a boat. -Interesting that a mummified dehydrated alien just so happens to be in the water yet cells not absorbing the water in a place where someone just so happened to find it and just so happened to have a waterproof camera. Also embarrassing to think it looks like the Mexico “alien” when apparently there’s been a video out for years by experts before it was used as evidence of aliens being real, and the experts in said video thoroughly debunked the Mexico “alien”. -If I had to guess for the last one, probably camera or just the pixels from enhancing and zooming an image. But I don’t know much of the field of camera sorcery so I won’t say anything conclusive about it (just that it’s not aliens)

[@genoric4094]

There is not a single soul that believes that Vikings were the first people to use boats, nor that ancient civilizations like Egypt or Aztecs were primitive. That’s a totally baseless assumption honestly showcasing a bit of racist preconceptions on your part.

[@KattAD]

Always ignore a KZbin comment that says ‘fun fact’. It’s usually not fun or a fact.

[@AlanMichaelJackson]

Happy New Year brother, 200k by the end of 2024.

[@NancyCampbell-hr5vt]

That map of the US makes me feel scared

[@Aaaaaaaalonika]

Greg: Aw! Bird: *screeches*

[@Rururararururi]

happy new years my dude man bro greg

[@Beth_OMette]

what, no, you find a dead alien, you go home dig out that old Nokia Mjölnir charge it to 5%, drop it in the river on your way back, and film with your finger just close enough to the camera to make shit blurry...

[@-desertpackrat]

16:20 "why did all these cultures all make the same drawing of a guy sitting in a thing?!" I don't know, why did people all over the world decide women need to cover their boobs, without those cultures communicating? Why do people all over the world style their hair, even before our cultures met, everyone all over earth knew how to braid their hair. Why did multiple, unconnected cultures all make knives and swords, and bow and arrows? Why did we all make the same floaty things to go on water? Why do we all speak words with our mouths? How come there isn't some isolated civilization that only communicated in armpit farts, or hand clapping, or blinking code with their eyelids? Maybe because all humans will always do and like and draw and build the same things over and over, whether someone else shows you how to do it or not.

[@lazyvincy13666]

0:58 Oh no! The Eye of Sauron! Still, pretty cool that the hole looked like that. And strange that people don’t know about them, didn’t they learn about it in school?

[@guskatounas2129]

That's a kiwis bird from new zealand. It's their national bird.

[@LosPatosPlaneanVenganza]

Happy new year, Greg!! 🎉

[@Mickingill]

The channel you played the podcast from is called Sunday Cool. They have a great podcast where they post silly conspiracy theories. They seem super serious in the shorts but during the actual podcast they'll joke about it and say they don't really know much about what they're talking about😂. Super great channel!!❤

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

Why would a rich guy build a bunker on an island that gets hit by enormous storms, tsunamis, and volcanic eruptions? I mean sure, it might also be for doomsday prepping or whatever, but I'd figure having a storm shelter is just smart over there.

[@simplythebestgirl]

Happy new year, Greg! 🎉🌟🎊

[@-desertpackrat]

9:16 nah, kiwis are some of the most docile animal you could meet. They do technically have sharp foot claws they use for digging, that can cut you, but it would probably be by accident if they did. Having mostly evolved before any predatory animals lived on the island, kiwis are so non-confrontational that they usually refuse to even defend their eggs, deciding it would be easier to have another (despite them being 1/2 the size of their body) than to die protecting the egg. Now people have to basically climb into kiwi burrows and kidnap their eggs to be artificially incubated and then hatched and released to the wild again, because more of them survive that way than if they keep their eggs, and a predator comes to eat it and the kiwis just run away or sit there and do nothing.

[@nessie6899]

That cave one would be spooky if not for the fact that you’re never more than like a mile from a cave so duh. “But the distribution of missing person cases -“ nobody’s going missing in Wyoming bc nobody is in Wyoming. People go missing in highly populated areas, which are the ones highlighted, more often than people in less populated areas, because they are less populated, and there are less people to go missing. Cool pic but people give it way too much hype lmao

[@Ultimaniacx4]

17:40 That's when you find out that their interdimensional bodies distort the space around them affecting all recording attempts.

[@QuackQuake]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!!! 19:50

[@shunkerdoodle]

Last Greg video of the year guys 😔 RIP Greg….

[@richardkohlhof]

Okay besides praying what did the sisters have to do other than build their own damn stairs and even so why didn't they just use a ladder instead if they were so inept LOL

[@culturedpotato9497]

You taking a break for the year? Damn I'm gonna miss you Greg

[@paxdamaxgaming4920]

Greg you need to collab with Gorg, It would be epic