Man's Story About Most Bizarre Find At Client's House Is Extremely Hard To Not Laugh At

[@ultistinct]

Thieves also enter homes for a living.

[@theomeester90]

Nah, most likely for drugs or to pay off debt

[@ultistinct]

@@theomeester90 Not if you plan to rob a rich person's house

[@theomeester90]

@@ultistinct the victim doesnt describe the reason.. of you steal something from anybody its because youre too pathetic too gain it yourself.. wich most likely means youre too selfish because of drug abuse

[@ashtonpeterson4618]

That's what I was thinking

[@capuchinosofia4771]

Literally what I thought when I read the title

[@m.ivyluna4632]

Oh the first story was actually adorable Teaching parrots to say rude things is not too odd 😂

[@metametang7628]

Its like an unspoken rule of life that you will swear during a game of multiplayer call of duty.

[@VibriBunnie]

That's cute to do for the bird.

[@m.ivyluna4632]

Suk Mike Hok Out of all of them this sounds least made up Nothing here was out of real of possibly Trains threw houses are normal Special needs parrots are not unheard of Teaching your parrot bad words or to say rude things is very normal 😂 Heck i have seen videos of parrots riding toy trains before

[@jaxxis8662]

Suk Mike Hok as someone who works at a parrot rescue it’s actually not that uncommon- parrots will pick up words said with passion so most of them curse a lot. So I could definitely see that train one

[@BeesonsCars]

I had an African gray parrot for about 3 years (we gave him to someone who really wanted him and already had a different type of parrot because of health issues in the family that prevented us from caring to him.) Anyways, his absolute favorite word was “fuck.” It was so funny. He would randomly scream “fuck” if he was mad, would bark back at my dog. He would imitate the phone ringing, would call my name just like my mom, and so much more. He would even imitate small phone conversations like “hello, uh huh, yup, okay bye bye.” It was the most intelligent creature I’d ever met. He was truly fascinating. He also started to call for my cat like my mom to get him to come to the cage. His voice reproduction was spot on and sounded identical to my mom, me, or my uncle when talking.

[@GrandSupremeDaddyo]

I had a door to door sales job. One day I went to the house of a "Mr Green". His house was green. His car was green. His wife answered the door. She was wearing green. The wallpaper was green. The carpets were green. They were very friendly. Offered me a can of Sprite.

[@BlogVomMax]

GrandSupremeDaddyo *a green can of sprite

[@randomness6498]

GrandSupremeDaddyo r/that happend

[@DeathlordSlavik]

I had a family member that was like that, was obsessed with a single color and everything in their house and on the property was all different shades of the same color.

[@madjoker7800]

GrandSupremeDaddyo I would have loved that house

[@suelviana1982]

I trought it was bout weed dang

[@blah7983]

The first guy is a sweetheart. He wants the birb to fly

[@fetchstixRHD]

You know what some people say, “why fly when you can take the train”...

[@jaykesner4610]

As someone who does plumbing and goes into many homes the funniest thing I always notice is that homes that are not even dirty like they have one or two pieces of clothes on the ground always say things like “sorry for the mess” but when I go to nasty hoarder homes filled with crap those people don’t say one word about the condition of their house

[@TripleDDDD]

Reminds me of my sister. She has a cleaning lady. But she is so embarrased about her „mess“ that she cleans her house before the cleaning lady comes.

[@johnnymcauliffe1289]

I went to change out a toilet for a guy once. He smelled like he hadn’t showered in years. Then, as I entered the bathroom to unbolt the old toilet, I noticed why...the tub/shower was packed to the ceiling with junk (backpacks, magazines, newspapers, luggage, etc).

[@tappajaav]

Jay Kesner that's because those people aren't ashamed. For them condition of their house is fine

[@chickenbob562]

@@TripleDDDD well that's some next level self motivation your sister is doing there

[@TripleDDDD]

ChickenBob yes, applying Jordan Peterson without knowing him :-)

[@maggiedk]

This isn't actually strange, but this list reminded me of the maintenance workers who used to come to my apartment when I was a kid. I had a cat who had something called cerebellar hypoplasia (look up CH cats, it's super cute) which meant that she was healthy but she had a lot of trouble with coordination and fell all over the place. But she was happy and incredibly sweet. The maintenance workers were enamored with her. Sometimes they would come to fix our dishwasher or something and my stepdad would walk in to one of the guys just sitting next to her chair and petting her or putting his face in her fur (she loved when people did this, and she was so soft and purred so much that it was really pleasant). It was the cutest thing.

[@nyanbinary1717]

I had a similarly friendly cat who would follow maintenance guys around begging to be petted. Everyone adored him.

[@Brievel]

My husband used to install cable, I almost got a new daughter out of it... Quiet little 3-year-old followed him around the whole time, he went out to his truck for tools and when he turned around she'd buckled herself into the passenger seat all ready to go home with him. He called her mom out to come get her.

[@Zepego-jk2iz]

That is such a lovely story, Brievel!

[@meganfisher831]

Awww that's adorable. As a parent, as much as I worry and continuously remind my child to be cautious, I don't think I'd be worried as much if I KNEW my kid was like this. My friends same age child went through the hyper social want to talk to everyone phase where as mine went through the 'dont look at me dont touch me' one at the same time. lol

[@Jaycameron99]

@@marisolmelendez6182 or maybe he resembled her father, and especially if it's a joint custody situation with her parents, she was wanting to get picked up to go to her dad's house

[@quantumblurrr]

Sounds like the kid is getting abused or neglected

[@Brievel]

@@quantumblurrr Mildly neglected, he said he thought, her brother was special needs and there busy didn't seem to be as much attention for her.

[@rosyposy8688]

Tbh I kinda thought that the rat infestation one was gonna end with them finding a dead body

[@mx.e2176]

Imagine having a person who regularly sees crap like this taking a long sigh of relief upon seeing your house

[@mx.e2176]

redmuscle99 You are under appreciated

[@Lappmogel]

I have a closet full of celeb cardboard cutouts (found them all in a dumpster outside a cinema, almost mint condition) that i take out and place all over the house whenever a contractor is scheduled to come over. The look on their faces makes it all worth it.

[@mrschizo2837]

Just have a cutout of Charlie Sheen in the basement in a dark corner.

[@vAqeii]

We don't talk about what us weebs see in each others houses

[@cybersilver5816]

Can I bribe you with a like?

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@Tetoredux (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞ Love The Tenticle

[@Zulf85]

I mean I just have cheap gacha/prize figures and import manga but you do you

[@krin9437]

Jacob Phillips I’m probably the good kind, thank god

[@beckyg1423]

Vocalizing Dehabitation No one talks about Weeb-house

[@Daniel-ww8yp]

We done work for a fireman, he once told us a story about when they got a call to a house because the owner could hear a constant buzzing from “under the floorboards” for a good 6 hours! Well they narrowed it down to under the sofa, so they moved the sofa and lone behold there was a vibrator, as they found it the daughter walked it went bright red and run out, well they found the source for the “buzzing” anyway

[@Daniel-ww8yp]

Kurt Johnson i think she was just pretty goddam embarrassed as her mum dad and 2 firemen found her vibrator as she walked in 😂😂

[@Daniel-ww8yp]

Kurt Johnson ohhh 😂😂 i never see her so i dont really know 😂

[@mikotoh]

the telltale vibrator

[@polymophous1704]

@@Daniel-ww8yp Let me translate what @KurtJohnson is asking..... "Was she HOT ?"

[@Daniel-ww8yp]

Polymophous yeahyeah i got there in the end 😂 i never sew her so im not really sure 😂

[@thatshittysnarefromSTanger]

I do water damage restoration and mold mitigation. alot of people have what we call "sad rooms" in their basements. it's one room that doesnt match up at all, is perfectly clean, and COVERED in family photos/old belongings/childs things.

[@alexlawson4173]

Wow. I've got that exact room in the basement. Didn't know it was a common thing.

[@professionaltrickster]

It’s the one thing you can’t replace

[@devinibarra113]

Why is it a sad room? The pictures were damaged?

[@tardwrangler]

Sad rooms... That’s the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard. Don’t go in the _sad room_

[@thatshittysnarefromSTanger]

@@devinibarra113 it's just a depressing looking room where I feel like people would go to be sad and remember things I guess

[@BudCharlesUnderVlogs]

The rabbit one was seriously messed up. They should have been reported to the SPCA or the police for animal cruelty/negligence.

[@suelviana1982]

Chicken is raised like that on some places .

[@dreamingblue3939]

Animals are treated the same way (or worse) on factory farms

[@VOLAIRE]

the lion one too

[@shaunandthebugs]

Sounded like a standard rabbit meat set up

[@TheLugiaSong]

@@dreamingblue3939 and that's why I don't go to fast food joints(aside from some rare occasions) and my family get free range. The state the animals are treated in those places is appalling.

[@opossum2447]

“cable contractors” I have contracted the terminal illness known as cable

[@not_that_creative6507]

Like...idk if this is a joke or not (cuz i dont have any knowledge of diseases) but if it is sorry and if its not fuck you its a bad joke anyway ( but sorry if its not a joke)

[@Insanonaga]

Ace Palecek woooosh

[@opossum2447]

ok listen up why does this have 109 likes

[@whquarters8468]

@@not_that_creative6507 Is English not your first language?

[@thistles]

I breed tarantulas, and have hundreds to thousands of them at a time. The contractors and maintenance guys all love to see them, take pictures, and ask questions. Maybe not "bizarre," but I like to think I spice up their days.

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

whats that like? what varietys do you most enjoy or aim to breed? whats the most youve had on you at once? what do you think of those thicc jumping spiders with incandescent fang sheaths and white or orange spots on their backs?

[@Xixu.co.6]

Please stop making more spiders we already have too many god damn spiders

[@The-Okami-Project]

@@Xixu.co.6 tarantulas are fucking cool man.

[@thistles]

@@Xixu.co.6 Nah, we have too many dogs and cats. We have to kill millions every year. The kinds I breed are in decline in the wild. We need more spiders.

[@thistles]

@@VincentGonzalezVeg It's awesome! I've been doing it for around 8 years now. I started by breeding species that were rare in the wild, and now I mostly breed species that are rare in the hobby. I prefer Old World tarantulas, and African species in particular. I freaking LOVE jumping spiders! Sounds like you are describing Phidippus audax, which are so adorable! I get a lot of those where I live, and I obsessively check my firewood in the winter to make sure there aren't any little spider socks/sleeping bags. I'd be all over jumpers if they weren't so small. Maybe someday I'll get some Hyllus diardi, but I don't have any now.

[@theteutonking3306]

I enter people's homes, however I'm on leave for ~5 years because I got charged with burglary.

[@NarwahlGaming]

Swiper, no swiping!

[@joshcohen29]

"People who enter homes as a living" Nice Edit: 1k likes? owO

[@oofbekistan8469]

Y'mean burglars?

[@Daniel-ww8yp]

Oofbekistan 😂😂😂😂

[@Draganox25]

Nice

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@oofbekistan8469 you mean burgerers

[@t3r34aklato3]

@@VincentGonzalezVeg you mean megalovania

[@phoephoe795]

One of my mates had a life-size very realistic looking cutout of a Weeping Angel (from Dr Who). (if it wasn't creepy enough, he'd regularly move it around so you wouln't know where it'll appear next)

[@yeflynne]

Savage

[@DembaiVT]

That cut out would get goddamned broken.

[@awesomelyshorticles]

That which bears the image of an angel becomes itself an angel

[@swedishguy6595]

The parrot one is by far the least strange story in this video.

[@MirzaAhmed89]

Macaw.

[@anomalunadota2]

Am I the only one who noticed the guy who wrote "I'm the Code Enforcement Officer of the City" can say "I'm the CEO of the City".

[@big__dooosh]

* applying 4 job * "so do you have any work experience" "I once entered houses for a living" "Hired."

[@willhall796]

Josephi Krakowski hell yeah a little B&E makes a goood resumé

[@Bubbsmaster]

I’ve got a weird one (sort of) window cleaner: Doing a house and the customer is not in (happens a lot not a big deal) husband/boyfriend of customer turns up, says hi and says “just popping in to get a gun” walks in and comes back out with a sniper and drives off. (He was military and in an area near barracks but still)

[@ganaraminukshuk0]

The birb-on-a-train one is the best one hands-down.

[@spencercoree]

0:28 Being a bird owner myself, that made me laugh

[@salsoteca72]

I’m gonna be honest the first one is so PURE AND ADORABLE like omg!

[@joyno6010]

I was helping my parents buy a new house a few years ago. Their real estate agent took us to one house in particular, and told us about the first time he had tried to show it to someone. They arrived, went up to the front door, and he realized the little numerical padlock hide-a-key box thing that all for-sale houses get wasn't there. The people really wanted to see the house, though, so he tried the door anyway. It was unlocked! So they all went inside, and he was horrified at the mess the place was in. He said he kept apologizing to the people, saying he had told the owners to have the house ready to show, etc. They tour the place for a while, and eventually get to the bedrooms. Where there's someone asleep in one of the beds. That's when it dawned on him that they were in the wrong house! They should have been next door! He said he gathered everyone up and got them out of the house so fast, and the people he was showing the house to just laughed.

[@umopepisdn.]

I work for my aunt, I'm a personal assistant and on one particular day I went over to her house to take inventory of the company t-shirts and organize them to make it easier to find what we need when someone orders one. I walked in and no one was there, but I heard a faint sound of music coming from the basement (where the t-shirts were) so I knocked on the door and my aunt said "_____, is that you? You're early, hold on, let me get my clothes on" She was exercising.... naked.

[@kitsunekaze93]

thats not really strange, many people exercise naked, and quite a few simply drop their clothes as soon as they get home!

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

The Olympics were performed naked on the Arena for many years(Arena is sand in one of those ancient langs) some sporting events its less beneficial to wear clothes others its much more it would have probably have been uncomfortable for Mr Bolt to run naked on his championship run but do you need clothing on for the javelin throw? that creates drag

[@GabJero]

Maybe she wasn't completely naked. Maybe she was just wearing a sports bra and leggings or something. And since there is a visitor (you) then it would be polite if she puts on a shirt or something to cover up a bit

[@umopepisdn.]

@@GabJero nope. Confirmed by my uncle, she is completely in the nude when she exercises (or while doing her hair/makeup) apparently, she takes every opportunity to be naked.

[@umopepisdn.]

@@kitsunekaze93 maybe its just hard for me to imagine because my boobs are larger lmao. It just feels painful thinking about running on a treadmill without support in the boobage area

[@ChristopherMoom]

One time I entered someone's home and there were body pillows everywhere

[@rusto_]

hey why were you in my house I locked the door

[@ardabilgin3269]

Christopher Moon Dude. STOP. BEING. EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE SCARING ME

[@serglian8558]

It's not illegal to enter yournowen ohm

[@theepicspy570]

@@ardabilgin3269 second coming of justin y., lol.

[@deemac3470]

Maybe it was someone who fell asleep randomly or they were epileptic

[@largeandmildlythreateningr2966]

i once babysat in a house that had massive amounts of both gun and India memorabillia. no there is no typo. guns hung up, posters of guns, framed guns, sculptures of guns/people with guns, painting of a multicolor gun, an intricately carved old Delhi door, photography prints of mendhi, multiple Ganesh statues, map of India, Delhi and Agra travel posters. I never figured out what was up with them. the little boy (6) slept with a replica rifle in his bed like a teddybear. needless to say I did not sleep that night.

[@calebwarren5841]

I also deliver pizzas. Delivered to what must have been a crackhouse. They’re were two pit bulls chained by the door and when the man came to the door, he had a gun behind his back.

[@Insanonaga]

Caleb Warren Sounds like an average household in the deep south to me.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

MFSnakeZ Nah, if it was Deep South he would have been holding it in front of him. Sounds more urban Midwest.

[@calebwarren5841]

Pretzelbomb Both close. Kentucky

[@Shredow2]

The video could have ended with the first story. Sometimes life really is stranger than fiction.

[@rageagainstmyhairline5574]

Can confim, one rabbit in a hutch can make your entire house smell so strongly of piss you actually feel lightheaded upon walking in unless you clean the hutch twice a day, and I mean SCRUB the living shit out of it. I had one for a few years. It's insane the amount of straw such a small creature goes through if you don't want your house to smell like a close-up urinal. God knows what 100 of them smells like, even if you clean them out once a day. You'd literally never stop cleaning. As for the using them as your primary food source, you'd go through so much straw, food, and cleaning product that it wouldn't be worth it.

[@dreamingblue3939]

When my family and I was moving a couple years ago and searching for a new house, we checked out this one house that left us feeling odd and creeped out all throughout the tour. The whole place just gave off this weird feeling, like something was watching us angrily as we walked around the house. We didn't talk about this feeling at all during the tour, as we didn't want to offend the real estate agent, but all agreed on that weird feeling on the car ride home afterwards. Anyways, when we reached the basement we found a small, empty room with walls painted blood-red. A really garish, bright red. There were words scrawled all over every inch of the walls, saying random phrases or quoting bible verses. I remember one phrase that was repeated about twenty times "Father, forgive me". Needless to say, we never went back to look at that house haha.

[@valeriaswanne]

My friend has a relative that scrawls "inspirational messages" to herself in poor English all over the walls. It's extremely creepy to see. This is the same lady that I once saw up on the roof, painting it.

[@AgentPedestrian]

Pictures of crying children is called "farmers market art" in sweden. A note to the fact it was cheap easily made and easily available in a time were few people could afford to buy and hang paintings. My great grandmother's house was covered in the stuff. Portraits of fake pageant pretty children crying big perfect tears. I don't want to know why or how people find the art compelling.

[@tautau1a]

My guess? A commentary that even if you have money and beauty and everything (and you probably don't because odds/statistics/whatever you want to call it), it's no guarantee of happiness.

[@EhurtAfy]

Worst I've seen is filthy, smelly, stained carpet from animals. Also seen nude Polaroids, but they were actually quite nice. I work only in newly inhabited homes less than a year old, so nothing too outrageous. Buddy of mine saw a 75 year old woman topless.

[@ٴٴٴٴ_0]

Your buddy must suffer from PTSD now

[@EhurtAfy]

@@ٴٴٴٴ_0 Indeed

[@deliquate]

and people laughed at the "naked grandma" Quizshow answer

[@alexpenning4775]

I used to clean ductwork, which involves me going to the furnace of every house I was at and also into each room with a supply/return register to clean them out. I have many stories of odd encounters, some were positive, some were just awkward, and others were downright creepy. With that said here are a few stories that stand out to me the most. One gentleman had me come out and halfway through our operation asked to take pictures of me, in my company uniform, holding my tools, in the middle of his living room for his 'family scrapbook'. I did not want to offend the guy cuz it's a 30 minute process to pack up all the supplies we need and the awkwardness of that was unthinkable to me. So I agreed to one quick photo and tried to get back to work. He made a big deal of how I needed to pose and he moved some tools around, making if look like I was working. He wanted a second set in the furnace room. It was one of the most uncomfortable experiances I had in that job. A second occasion I was working in a mans home who obviously was gay. I have no problem with this, it was his home who could be whoever he wanted in there. I just wanted to do my job and move onto the next house. However, while I was explaining the process to him he continued to move closer to me and giggled at almost everything I said. The final straw was when he touched my arm and made some dirty innuendo. I politely informed him of my girlfriend at the time and tried to laugh it off. While I was cleaning his bedroom registers I noticed a porno showing 3 men fucking each other on the cover next to a buttplug and a tub of vasilene. The weirdest part of that was his porno was VCR and he had a shelf full of VCRs on one wall of that room. On a similar note, I once cleaned the ductwork in the house of a lovely family, only the wife was home while I was there. While i cleaned the master bedroom registers tbere was an envelope of CDs stuffed about elbow deep In there. A quick glance showed me i found the husbands porn tapes. I put them back after cleaning and didnt say a word about it. My final story I can think of was a weed dealer. The basement where the furnace was located was a giant open space full of fertilizers. hydroponic supplies, elaborate irrigation systems, etc. And tables covered with tarps. There were weed leads scattered all over under the tables and the house smelled of weed. Our service typically costs $400 base price and I believe this house wound up close to $600. He paid in all 50s and 20s, gave me a 60 tip, and rushed me out the door. And obviously there were plenty of weird anime/wifu posters but I did my best to ignore them and move on with my job.

[@heyitsmetrevor9352]

Some medical guy came to my house when I was ten, and for some reason I was under the table in my underwear I was a weird kid

[@krel7160]

Trust me, all of us were. And all of us have our embarrassing stories that make us look back and go "But.. But why? WHY WOULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS."

[@heyitsmetrevor9352]

John Wilkinson 😂

[@valeriaswanne]

Omg kinda same. One of the times CPS/DHS/DCS (they came so often I never paid attention to who it was) came by, I was 6/7 and had made myself a sleeping bunk under the kitchen table. Bet that look bad... I'm trying to remember if I had my own room, shared with my brother, slept in the pantry, or shared the pantry with my brother at that time bc we rearranged beds pretty often.

[@hannes1734]

I enter homes for a living. The police don't find that too good, unfortunately...

[@zhixci958]

Am i the only one intrigued by the guy with the lion? Like how do you use it for protection is there a way to train it like a protection dog?

[@notarealchannel9629]

"Something not super major, like auto theft or something" I would definitely still consider auto theft to be something major, but ok. 👀

[@maddscraft5459]

I really want that last one to be true but at the same time I really hope it's not

[@6slade]

For some reason i almost found it weirdly endearing, I think I’d hang out with cardboard cutout Tom cruise guy at least once

[@orhanemreciftci4505]

the first one is a legend

[@2008MrsKim]

I'm a Broker and once showing a home to a Client, I opened the bedroom door to find a Blowup doll partially covered with its head on a pillow as if it was sleeping. No one mentioned it while touring the rest house.

[@SuperKinahead]

Im a carpenter, and we did a renovation on this guys house. The client said his.flatmate is abit on the weird side. He ddnt have a job so he was home most of the day He seemed like a pretty nice guy at first. But two days went by and we were eating on the porch, this guy comes outside and hes like "watch this" runs across the road to the neighbours front yard squats down IN BROAD DAYLIGHT EVEN, drops a massive 10pound turd on the lawn and runs back. Me and my mate are looking at each other like what the actual fuck. Anyway this guy is sitting on the step telling us "the best part is yet to come" and 10mins go by and the neighbour pulls up, now they must have a dog that they pick up after or something coz the guy goes inside comes back out with a plastic bag and picks up this guys shit. It was so big he had to use two hands TWO FUCKING HANDS too scoop all that shit up. All the while the flatmate is sitting there with an ear to ear grin. Told the client and apparently its been going on for a while their dog keeps getting into the backyard and dropping massive turds in it.

[@LiakkDoesStuff]

My dad checked out houses to see how much they were worth then told the owners of the house how much they could sell it for one time my dad went to a house that had a couple 5 year olds there was a small problem there weren’t any parents and every single outlet in the house was uncovered CPS was called

[@yahyasajid5113]

What do you mean weren't any parents, so the kids went to work and paid the electricity bill?

[@isaacdenley1922]

@@yahyasajid5113 yes

[@marbizzy3158]

And then everyone stood up and clapped

[@LiakkDoesStuff]

Yahya Sajid no one was home

[@LiakkDoesStuff]

Marbizzy is suspicious for no reason!

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

Once my friends and I hotboxed my bedroom before the cable guy left. He entered headfirst and did his job but the look on his face was priceless.

[@andrewskeptic1072]

As a former cable install tech, this is much less unusual than I would have liked. It can be funny at first, but after the tenth time, not so much. Especially since we would get drug tested if we were involved in an accident, and the insurance companies would love the excuse to try and pass the blame.

[@manny8898]

my tenant had pictures of skulls crying blood the satanic star and a lot of shrines spread around his house..

[@kitsunekaze93]

funnily enough, people like that can be the most polite.

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

a lot of people carry around what they believe to be the most powerful tool for killing magic jews and place them all over everything and historically its also been used to kill others too its when you start using shapes you like to injure or kill people that you cause a real problem

[@randomness6498]

Emanuel basically a jew, nice

[@Zepego-jk2iz]

Vincent Gonzalez what

[@SirDavid290]

Lovely.

[@GarmanyRachel]

My husband worked on air conditioning, in one house he found a air duct that was full of piss. Turns out the families kids always peed straight into the floor vents. He just left.

[@freshbloominclothing]

My husband and I rented a home on a 7 mile long island off the coast of Florida. We would have a heron swoop down from the sky any time I'd step onto the lanai (a screened in back porch). It got to the place where I put out a bowl of water for him. We called him Bob. We would wait for me on my chair if I had a doctor's appointment for the day. He was awesome.

[@GeorgTheGr8]

One day I went to my friend's house and all the furniture was covered in poop socks

[@lobomonos5009]

You can do better than this!

[@Theoretika96]

Bro... thats kinda cringe

[@oofbekistan8469]

Overused comment 3/10, thought you could do better my comrade :c

[@yidasjdjasgd4054]

plot twist: you were his mom

[@givemethecardboardplease3903]

Yes but did it have a pee drawer?

[@DewTek]

I'm an hvac technician. I was doing some maintenance and noticed that these people had a pet squirrel chilling on top of a large bird cage.

[@RJ-mj4sh]

This is not related One time there was a rat in my house and my fat cat tried to chase it. When the rat turned and went into the living room, my cat just went straight and go to the bedroom.... Wtf cat

[@jijiahji]

RJKWH SN1VY 2 rats

[@RJ-mj4sh]

@He-Who-Comments there was only 1 rat... it it still considered a rat problem?

[@PierceMD]

@@RJ-mj4sh 1 rat or mice means many more.

[@RJ-mj4sh]

@Elin holy shit

[@RoyalBlue4486]

Cool story bro

[@ConiferF]

I now want to construct an odd house when people come over

[@bamagaming3007]

I am pretty sure that You don’t know who the best person In the world is Read the first 2 words Edit : this is just a joke lol

[@joejoe-cv4vp]

Lmfao man you deserve 200 likes

[@charliebentrup1080]

DOGE BOI you misclicked and clicked 2 not 3

[@joejoe-cv4vp]

@@charliebentrup1080 what a mad lad

[@chi-kenora2621]

I am

[@ultistinct]

Oh wow who is Read The?

[@joxidearmageddonator882]

i once changed a phone socket in a grimy house, and there was what looked like a homeless person sat on the sofa watching me fit the socket on the wall, surrounded by empty beer cans. i did acknowledge him with a friendly nod as i entered but he didn't say anything. i noticed there was half a socket on the wall but didn't really think anything of it. i do the job, get it working then leave. sat in my van i look at the job notes on my laptop that i used to download the info for my days jobs and it says to be careful because while the last engineer was attacked by a drunk homeless man and had to leave. the drunk man wasn't the customer, the customer was a disabled man, who seemed pleasant to speak to, and his sister was there to assist during my visit, if required. the house was horrible though, when i got up from kneeling on the carpet my knee was damp. i dunno how the drunk angry guy ended up there

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

I wonder if the "almost naked WoW character" was Sylvannas Lol

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

She automatically comes to mind since she's always almost naked huehuehue

[@Sealdrop]

despacito

[@GeorgTheGr8]

despacheeto

[@Sealdrop]

you're the worst

[@myeyesjustmyeyes.48]

@@Sealdrop Deathpacito

[@psychosomaticstatic]

@@myeyesjustmyeyes.48 Deathpayeeto

[@draingaming4518]

The space cheeto

[@thatguyorange902]

This happened to my sister. She works at a company that installs home phones. My sister was born in New York and is Puerto Rican. This is important because one day she went to install a phone for an elderly woman. When she was finishing up, she was given a note by said woman that simply stated "This is my country" (or something along those lines).

[@flair1681]

During the rabbit one, there was an ad. Really needed that. Thank you ad for the breather.

[@rikulightvsdark]

Okay I never like click bait titles. But I love strange stories when I came here. For once, I am not disappointed by this title. Well done

[@deftonnnes]

okay so one time my mom and I went to her friends house to help with stuff and literally the walls were lined with framed pictures of random people and there was writing all over them. like this 40-something year old woman turned her walls into a Burn Book and I was dying lmao

[@BigDictator5335]

There was this guy who had an apartment attached to his house. We went into the apartment and the people living there were really cool and the apartment was immaculate. Then we went to the land lord's house. It was an old house that needed tons of renovation, you couldn't get through the front door for all the clutter. There was junk all over the floor and some of the cramped rooms were unusable. It stank of weed in some parts and the homeowner acted like it was no big deal. I'm pretty sure the guy was in some kind of cult as well. My boss hasn't been answering the guy's calls. We won't be finishing our work there.

[@suborgtfo.4433]

My Neighbour told me, he's likes to play with dolls, but. When i went to his room assuming there will be several kind of dolls, there was only one.. Still don't get it :-(. Plz help...

[@sssargon8569]

did you check the closet?

[@trekkie9942]

R/woosh

[@chimchim6127]

R/woooooosh

[@qm230]

@@trekkie9942 guys have think you just got wooshed because that guy was adding to the joke lmao r/woooosh

[@Brievel]

How old are you, honey?

[@KnakuanaRka]

Alright, that “crockpot fill of dildos” bit is the hardest I’ve genuinely laughed in a while. I watch KZbin while exercising at the gym, and it took me a good three minutes to calm down enough to tense my stomach to get back to exercising.

[@ishashka]

>pizza >creepy paintings of children Podesta spotted

[@tardwrangler]

Ishari epic gamer moment

[@1978garfield]

That was my first thought too.

[@kylanfearon7168]

so once my friends landlored entered while i was doing the bong olympics (where we we took all the bongs from the house and had a few brought over to see who could clear em all the fastest) and i didnt know wether to try and quickly hide them or what to do bout the one i was smoking so i just looked at him and said sorry he said its okay so i offered him a bong and he started bolloking me on how inapropriate it was to say that after him already showing leaniancy and i went white apparently then he laughed and took the bong (after this my friend told him i was wanting to rent one of his flats when i wasnt looking to rent and i had to play along as hes the type to lash out if you call him out on a lie) not much else happened and i told the landlord i wasnt looking to rent when i had him in the hallway so not much else happened with that dont know why im even sharing this

[@kitsunekaze93]

hmm, landlords are usually not allowed to ever enter the house/apartment without express permission from the occupant

[@kylanfearon7168]

@@kitsunekaze93 his landlord let himself in alot there was no lock on his door and it was half rotted his was the 2nd flat up so if his upstairs neighbors were theives they coulda let themselfes in no problem his friend got him a new door and a lock but landlord said he wasnt aloud to put it up cos he was gonna get round to it and they of course had to pay him for it but he used this door and a window as an excuse to let himself in all the time always taking measurments but he did absolutlwy nothing and my mate moved out about a year later (my sister had a simlar landlord her friend told her he was telling her bout things he found in her house but thats all i known of that they moved not long after that tho)

[@dylanfokkelman1261]

I am a house maintainer/cleaner (just making sure the stairs are safe and everything is clean and works etc) and I came in the hall way and heard meows everywhere. I enter the living room and this random cat runs and slams his head in my leg. The owner says: don’t worry he does that all the time with new visitors, you can pet him.

[@kenzbug2365]

My mom is a social worker and helps people with mental illnesses, and she sometimes has to to home visits. She usually doesn't have to do them, maybe like once or twice a week but I wanted to include this anyway. So my mom goes to her client (P)'s house and as soon as she walks in, is hit with the extremely strong smell of cat urine and alcohol. Turns out, P is a hoarder and an extreme alcohol. She was keeping 13 cats in her apartment, which is the size of an average bedroom. As far as I know, only one of the cats was fixed so they were breeding like crazy. P was being evicted and could not take the cats so my mom was going to help bring them to a shelter. My mom brought two cats home and kept them in our garage. She gave them food and water and litter boxes, and they were allowed to sleep on a discarded futon that was out there. Unfortunately, there aren't really any shelters that were willing to take these cats, so my mom has to keep these cats in our garage. My mom luckily explained to one of the vet clinics she reached out to about the situation, and they were willing to get both of the cats spayed for free, my mom just had to pay $35 total for anesthesia. Meanwhile, my mom's coworkers are giving her more and more cats until we now have 8 cats living in our garage. My mom has to buy new litter and food every single week for them. We also realized that one of the cats was pregnant with 8 babies. My mom was able to get her fixed and have an abortion, and we got her adopted too. In total, 5 out of the 8 cats we had have gotten adopted. All that's left now is a female (Lucy), her kitten (Kenny) and another cat who is a little aggressive (Adelle). We've been fostering these cats for about 5-ish weeks now. Have I learned anything from this? Yes. Don't foster animals

[@davidrutitsky9518]

I love how he excludes the *gay porn*

[@llbigwave]

I laughed so freakin hard at the end of the first one that I had a coughing fit. Didn't expect that plot twist!

[@thomasturner6980]

I found something at my clients house that was extremely hard and long

[@thisismaurice8823]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ImTyMac]

Was it a limo?

[@ssjedson5712]

A tree?

[@brandleythecat4570]

Their loveless marriage?

[@sethliammcrblx471]

Was it the Molalinma, i thonk so becose i a gunus

[@rebeccaadams3349]

Seagull: "Hey! Somebody make me a damn hot dog!" I wouldn't be a bit surprised if that seagull was running a game on the whole neighborhood. Breakfast at one house, lunch at the next. That thing probably follows ice cream trucks.

[@Imperator_Chrysalis]

5:57 "Turns out the guy was a DUCK dealer" 😂

[@JulesJstar]

Hey Brainy! I wanted to see the fungus photo and was disappointed to see there wasn't even a link to the thread in the description. It'd be cool to have access to that kind of thing in the future!

[@99fruitbat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gotta be the funniest one ever ! I don't do maintenance , I work in health care . Biggest shock for me was visiting a home where the clients had two rottviellers , let them piss all over the floor , my eyes wept with the smell of ammonia , huge spider webs hanging everywhere , nicotine stains running down the walls , I was bitten by fleas constantly . Crazy thing is , client was not only clean , but immaculately clean and very happy !

[@fbomb1995]

Was a flooring contractor for 3 years, and I've met some interesting people. The one that sticks out though is this middle aged couple. We got hired to do tile in their kitchen, and the while time we were working, they sat and watched us. They made a lot of coffee, and had a lot of huge Nesquik containers everywhere. (Note:if you hire people to do work in your home, it's cool to ask them if they want anything to eat or drink, but please dont watch them work, it's kind of annoying)

[@owlcakes4849]

My mom works as an HVAC technician and one time when she went to clean some old guy's furnace, he kept talking about his dead wife and then when she was leaving he gave her one of his dead wife's unused (legit brand new with the tags) sweater. She never wore it and threw it out

[@edgey_rouges7498]

My brothers boss is a plumber and when he was starting out making his own business he would make his prices really cheap to just get his name out typ of thing. So one day he gets a call out to a hoarder's place. There is stuff everywhere! So bro's boss figures out the problem and I think he wond up in the basement? Anyway he's doing his job when he sees A COFFIN! I was told it looked like Dracula was going to pop out of it. Bro's boss tells the hoarder and the hoarder says something like " oh that's where that got to" How weird can you get man?!

[@KyeHortonNinjaWindowCleaning]

Window cleaner here. One client, seemingly normal guy wants the inside of his property cleaned too. So I clean them. There was a small room which was a shine of Elvis posters signed memorabilia, cushions, the works. What made it creepy was the candles that had been lit in the past as the wax was half melted all around a desk. I go to take payment where he asks me “What do you think” “What do I think of what?” I ask “The room” I was feeling awkward so I responded “pretty nice, must have been a lot of work getting all that stuff” He then proceeds to speak about Elvis like he is a God and as if I actually cared holding the money in his hand. I was stuck in this one way dialog about Elvis for about 10-15 minutes but it felt like hours... He called a few months later but I never went back there

[@aragorn767]

I was an EMT for a privatized EMS outfit in a crappy city. One of our patients we would routinely take to her methadone appointments, but as opposed to most scheduled appointments, we wouldn't take her into the clinic, but were instructed by our dispatch to wait outside of the clinic (with the patient) in the ambulance. The clinician and an armed guard would meet us, give the patient her drug, tell her to drink it in front of them, and then send us on our way (back to her home in the hood). However, she would never actually drink the methadone. On the return trip she would always make phone calls. Apparently it would be to whoever was buying the methadone from her. I was just glad they never arrived before we were able to clear from her home. That was the sketchiest thing.

[@jonahj9519]

9:15 I’m just super annoyed at how vague this guy is with the video game series.

[@Victor_4477]

*_10:39_**_ CARDBOARD CUTEOUTS_* 😂😂😂 Really?

[@Mike01029]

4:40 this sounds eerily similar to my former methhead neighbors who got vacated and the house later got demolished

[@billcipher147]

The first one is both one of the funniest and most adorable things I've ever heard of, oh my lord.

[@jdlech]

Weird, and perhaps sad. I worked as an alarm tech one summer - installing hardware. I went to this one McMansion in a gated community of lots of McMansions. We decided to pull the van into the garage because it was wet outside and it would be easier to keep from tracking dirt and mud through the house if the van was inside the garage. First thing I noticed was that the garage was empty. Nothing on the floor, nothing on the walls, no cabinets or benches, or tables. It was bare. Next thing I noticed was the lack of furniture. They had a card table set up in the dining room with a couple of lawn chairs. All the other rooms were empty except the bedroom and bathroom. No other furniture to be had anywhere. My senior worker assumed they had been cleaned out, but no. Conversations with the owners has proven this wrong. I asked them how long they've lived there. Going on 5 years. The owners was a married couple with no kids. They each had a Cadillac SUV that they never put in the garage, they had hired a landscaping company to manicure the outside of the house to perfection. But they spent the last 5 years with no furniture, eating takeout on a card table while sitting in lawn chairs. Looks was everything to them.

[@SirenUndine]

They sound like minimalists. If it made them happy... They had money because they didn't spend it on crap they don't see any point in or things they don't like.

[@randomhuman5374]

I recommend watching this video while you're eating.

[@kristianstipe]

Two stories from friends of mine - One, a chimney sweeper, met a goat in someone's living room. Another friend, worked in home care, met a hugely overweight wife with a little tiny extremely skinny husband, the husband wearing pink ladies' lingerie.

[@isaacsanchez2003]

this series is amazing keep it up

[@mr11stuff]

I used to be in pest control. Not many weird stories. The weirdst ones I can think of is Im treat a house for ants so Im spraying the perimeter of the inside of the house and i was told there was no one else in the house. im doing my job and dothe house room by room. get into what looks like and enclosed patio and see two people hastily putting their clothes back on. Another time I was asked to treat a rat problem and find out its not rats but a prairie dog stuck in the walls of this house. I was also a missionary for my church for 2 years. I saw a lot of strange things. Once there was this lady who was like a crazy cat lady but with raccoons. There had to be like 20 of them around this house at any given time. The door opens and several more scatter out. Heaven knows how many were inside.

[@sil3ntkn1ght27]

I went into this guy's basement to install his new electric meter. I heard footsteps, so turned around and he was standing there pantsless. In dingy briefs. I kept it cool, he just had a few questions, but I was convinced I had walked into a serial killers house. He offered me lemonade. I said no.

[@Second_UNIT]

A home contractor came to my house, and he got to watch my mother yell at me while I tried to translate what the hell everyone was talking about. I love my apartment and love it when people get to watch me be under appreciated :,)

[@user-N20]

8:26 I fucking CRIED THIS DESCRIPTION IS HILARIOUS

[@katelynwalton6326]

My brother is a state police officer and had a call to check in on someone that was presumed possibly missing/dead. This guy’s friend hadn’t heard from him in a long time, and asked to see if they could go in. My brother enters the house, and it’s a hoarder house filled with thousands upon thousands of porno magazines. He gets to a bedroom and finds the guy that was called about dead on his bed. He also happened to be a fairly large man, so large that they had to get heavy duty contraction equipment to literally peel him from the bed. Then my brother fell through the trailer’s floor because it was so weak from the thousands of magazines. My brother tried calling next of kin and they wanted nothing to do with him. It was a sad situation yet also disgusting. How does someone live like that?

[@preng438]

the bird, anime portrait and pizza delivery ones were funny but the rest were terrifying

[@Snicketbar]

I used to be a leasing agent for a couple of years. These stories are pretty tame compared to the things I've seen.

[@PhoenixPeting]

One time maintenance came in my apartment to do repairs while I was asleep. They went into my little brother's room and I was woken up because they were shouting, "MAINTENANCE MAINTENANCE." Me being disoriented after just having been woken up, I thought my little brother had ditched school and came home early. So I started cussing out the maintenance guys from inside my room calling them "the worst piece of shit ever, go to fucking hell, why are you even here, go eat some shit etc." Then they ended up leaving before I realized they weren't my little brother ditching his high school classes. Those maintenance guys avoid me like the plague now.

[@andreacrystal2588]

But the bird train thing is actually adorable and melted my heart

[@trekkie9942]

LOL the last one.

[@germanchocolatechip]

Where else would you hang erotic portraits of not your bedroom?