Man Spends 10 Days Waiting at Airport for Internet Girlfriend

[@lingy1274]

Pretty sure this is the biggest L in history

[@fbi6540]

Ikr

[@imperson7005]

kinda like my dictionary

[@Glacityy]

Nah, We have Brexit

[@facundoherm6078]

Nah we got Donald chump and hibitchalliry running for presidents

[@TooFilthypk]

+Facundo Herm no now you hold the L

[@mattcooney1279]

Was about to spend 10 days at an airport for my internet girlfriend but Birdman uploaded

[@soapmctavish194]

Lmao 😂

[@mattcooney1279]

+BeastlyMango sup

[@MultiRv90]

I applaud 👏👏👏👏

[@DudeinFL]

No W or L on this one

[@arc.7758]

Same dude! What a helpful video.

[@edelmcmohan9368]

this man is more dedicated than naruto

[@sirgentleman6922]

Lol, good one here, a W.

[@PoeticNinja650]

W

[@powerfighterrundown8247]

weeb

[@TayKJ]

I see what you did there

[@caughtspeechless3288]

+GvcciHvcciii weeb spotted

[@carsondaulton1789]

Day 11: girlfriend shows up and is 10/10 on every level but leaves because he wasn’t there😑

[@tanker9987]

lol she is probably a 1/10 if she needs plastic surgery and isn't able to find a boyfriend locally in a country where men heavily outnumber women.

[@skylardoud655]

lol probably a .5 if she need serious plastic surgery

[@Driver-Nephi]

OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF

[@bageled_meme9867]

Day 11: girlfriend shows up and is 10/10 on every level but leaves because hes fuccin ugly AF

[@thelevhart7980]

How the fuck is she 10 on every level if she cant even make it there on time

[@eliblasts8101]

Let me catch my son at an airport without a bomb in his pocket.

[@Shizune-1]

spicy

[@stephencurry4835]

"Pocket".

[@jd-xq8ib]

In his turban you mean?

[@nehemiahstevenson3521]

Lol

[@AlexJasso100]

That's a Eugene... And he's your son... You're a Eugene.

[@ThePeanut12300]

I was about to go to the airport to meet my internet boyfriend but birdman uploaded

[@herbertjenkies90]

Lol fail

[@flyingwhales3735]

I really just read that kms

[@lilzod4862]

+TheSuperiorCosmicSpidey Girls are a Thing kid.

[@lilzod4862]

+TheSuperiorCosmicSpidey Girls are a Thing kid.

[@lilzod4862]

+TheSuperiorCosmicSpidey Girls are a Thing kid.

[@yxiiiu]

when your dad comes back 18 years later talking bout "that line at Wal-Mart aint no joke!"

[@yxiiiu]

@Ishan A omg this was 4 years ago wtf 😂

[@yxiiiu]

@Ishan A lol this comment is cringe to me now. I was 16 😭

[@LEBESTOF03m]

Imagine some dad coming back 18 years later and saying that fr tho

[@yxiiiu]

@@LEBESTOF03m every time i come back to this thread, im a year older lmao. 22 now

[@LEBESTOF03m]

@@yxiiiu damn, im 19

[@d3parturee]

You can see a finger and hear "Help" at 3:01... Birdman, does Jacob have you?

[@Kappa876]

where on the screen?

[@stephencurry4835]

At 7:02 you can see Mia Khalifa getting fucked by Charizard.

[@TrojanPanda]

+Sabrina Carpenter wwwwoooooowwwww 😂

[@pippas3]

the joke flew over you it seems

[@2cozy913]

+Sabrina Carpenter wtf did i just read

[@jackal7124]

Let me catch my son flying to china to meet his internet girlfriend

[@AraiKay]

Jackal let me catch my son flying

[@NLTops]

If this dude were your son, you wouldn't catch him flying to China to meet his internet girlfriend. You'd catch him flying to China to NOT meet his internet girlfriend.

[@adamschorah8672]

let me catch my son uploading for 3 days straight

[@NissanSkylineRGTR-bq4xn]

Adam Schorah let me catch my son being call bridboi

[@MrDeadman854]

was about to harvest my weed but birdman uploaded

[@scythen1741]

U got some for me?

[@geezuz6708]

What about me nigga? I'm tryna get high and kite muh fucka 😂

[@MrDeadman854]

+Scythe Gaming I got grandaddy purp cheap as hell 7$ the gram

[@geezuz6708]

+MrDeadman854 shooo throw a nigga sum

[@MrDeadman854]

+kcquack nigga it ain't wtf is the regular nigga harvesting weed for u to smoke don't give me Ls for no reason

[@exergon]

He became sick because he lived in the airport and only consumed instant noodles...

[@HalloxOfficial]

Well duh.... She was made in China, it's shouldn't be a surprise if you find defects. Bud dum tssss 😂

[@jaygroomes1357]

Hallox yeah but honestly EVERYTHING is made in chinay this phone is prolly made in chin

[@l3th066]

Hallox bwahahsahahshshah lmao good shit

[@thisguy3041]

Hallox GREAT! 👍

[@IsraelCountryCube]

Allsad dood lmaof ROLLFYY BOI!!!

[@davidkonheim6543]

I saw the headline of the article from your twitter, but no matter how many calculator apps I downloaded on my Iphone shit still didn't add up. Till your video.

[@scythen1741]

LoLOLOLoL

[@32barty32]

Dont know what kind of broke ass phone you have, but most phones have a calculator automatically

[@Jigan__]

that's part of the joke man...

[@justarandomblackguy9764]

+IkbenBart Why do you have to kill the vibes?

[@Kingdom850]

+lkbenBart I think you need a ladder to catch the joke that flew over your head.

[@MrGohan8000]

This man is more dedicated than Goku, who thought marriage was a Goddamm *_food_*

[@user-nx9qh1po1n]

Mr.Gohan OK? Anyone is more dedicated to marriage than Goku.

[@changedusername159]

@@user-nx9qh1po1n "Byyyeee sonnnn, I'm beginning to think I have issues"

[@lunapetunia3778]

What lmaoo

[@lunapetunia3778]

Who tf is Goku 😂

[@LEBESTOF03m]

@@lunapetunia3778 dbz

[@BMWAddictE90]

He saw the hostage comment!! 😂😂

[@rorytrainor6894]

Ino I'm famous now

[@RealDerekDean]

+Rory trainor o shit whadup

[@will5554]

BMW has a different meaning for me and my friends at school Big Mexican Women so u r addicted to Big Mexican Women then

[@timothysuria2629]

Birdman: people don’t normally do plastic surgery Koreans: *am i a joke to you?*

[@spaghettidude2984]

it's common for people in Asia to do a plastic surgeries

[@extinctionyt8882]

spaghetti dude how u know

[@BlackghastOfficial]

How do ya know dis schist

[@extinctionyt8882]

Ungeneer she/he needs proof

[@Astroryx]

In some asian countries they take that beauty shit seriously. You either look perfect, or get surgery to look perfect

[@liquifiediceinabottle8062]

Guys, if y’all look it up. It’s true, especially In South Korea. Fuckers are dedicated to beauty n looks.

[@ImMattyyy]

Birdman make a club penguin gameplay next video if your still hostage by Jacob Sartorious!

[@francismanancis4186]

it's not funny anymore... kinda never was

[@TheLastLegendxv]

still much more funny then you are.

[@thelonelynerd7114]

+Stevon Ray why are you trying to start shit with this guy I know I might seem like a hypocrite but there are millions of corny young kids on the internet, you must be new, most of us know to not give a shit and maybe give it a little laugh

[@ImMattyyy]

TheLonelyNerd True that

[@francismanancis4186]

TheLonelyNerd​ Who am I starting shit with? Lol you're the one who's infact "new" if you take Internet banter seriously.

[@Yakistanian_509]

Birdman what are ur thoughts on students being allowed to bring guns on college campus? Be careful for them Eugenes lmao.

[@greedycatgaming2530]

Having guns on campus will help with the Eugene problem. One of them Eugene's grabs a gun he will get shot up.

[@zokie77]

Here in Australia there are no Eugenes running around with guns.

[@ST3ADYxKICKS]

If a eugene had a gun he wouldn't care about the rules but if you legally had one you could defend yourself from a eugene

[@rogueone3111]

i carry 2 glocks on each hip, no biggy i have my concceal and carry

[@xMaxamumX]

+FoRcE Sacred if it's on your hip ain't that open carry haha I'm pro gun but I don't get what you're saying

[@stephencurry4835]

Can't believe Jarl got catfished.

[@ramonlopez_]

L

[@romeo1s]

+Dat. Boi L

[@-_--ie2rw]

L

[@realdonaldtrump6389]

eugene

[@kirklandbond4765]

Shut the fuck up seriously you aren't funny

[@Andreas_Mann]

I had a penpal, she was a Vietnamese qt3.14. At the time I was in Indonesia to visit my old school friend, whom I had not seen for a long time. I thought I might fly to Vietnam (since it's close to Indonesia) and take a look around, and use her as a tourist guide. We met, it was akward as fuck, but after some time we got along. She's been my gf for almost two years now. pretty cool

[@madthespianaficionado9910]

Jin that's awesome. Although I will say that it must be even more awesome to know the fact that your situation is astronomically rare. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mary_J1998]

Michael Miller I met a girl online when I was 16 and we've been married for a little over a year now. It's not that hard to make things work as long as both people are real

[@heiljewbacca4639]

Plot twist: His online girlfriend was an anime character aka waifu. I know the feeling, was a whole summer for me :(:(:(:(:(

[@Unknown-xt4ox]

this is the most pathetic thing I've read

[@Geansdf]

must be bare lonley to get catfished 😂😂

[@blehaman5950]

waiting 10 days at an airport for a drawing

[@Unperceived]

Plot Twist: The girl showed up on the 11th day.

[@mixmaster6226]

+Σ the Unperceived lol

[@timmygarcia6970]

birdman make a club penguin game play and Ily

[@Chr0meDom3]

YES

[@MrBlakers101]

lol omg I would love to hear his opinion on that game

[@shanesmith817]

does anyone actually play that game in a serious manner anymore?

[@tinospiker1274]

Yes seen so many hilarious vids of youtubers playing club penguin.

[@Kingdom850]

+Shane Smith When has ANYONE played the game in a serious manner?

[@goodboyblue9329]

Was about to comment a "let me catch my son"comment but birdman uploaded

[@rileysiders4843]

Let me catch my son flying to China to meet a girl and waste my money

[@g_dmitri]

U bare mention of the statement- "I'm tired of these females lying" always brings a smile to my face. Poor guy.

[@erfanrouhani156]

i'm sure that guy had a ring in his packet too!😂

[@mrkfc8pieceoriginalchicken644]

What's the sad part about being a gynecologist and pizza man? You can smell the goods but not eat it (Probably took an L)

[@Sheed96]

Ya just hold this L

[@mrkfc8pieceoriginalchicken644]

+rasheed sobo *sad face

[@mgl.dc5861]

gimme yer ring

[@imreplays223]

That was a lowkey W

[@rosesera2202]

You want it all but you can't have it.

[@7sins979]

man I won't even drive an hour or wait more than 30 mins for a first date and this man flies halfway around the world and waits 10 days. how thirsty can a man possibly be?

[@raybrown5587]

This is beyond thirst, that man is parched.

[@vivus5245]

Let me catch my son waiting at an airport for 10 days for his internet girlfriend.

[@gammagames6027]

I feel bad for the guy but seriously after a day and no response why stick around

[@mrfixit3762]

Who could have met another chick in that time

[@sjsharksh3733]

It's another living being from the Eugene species

[@reaprsxo]

Stfu u play minecraft

[@PedroSantos-fp4iu]

+xxxmlgxxyolox420xxbl8zxx 69xxxmlgxxsopcxx421xx stfu u have "xxx" and "420" in ur name

[@reaprsxo]

Pedro Br #youtubiu TRIGGERED

[@godfreyofbouillon966]

The girl already takes basically military grade pictures that can force a man to fly halfway around the world to meet her, and she needs a plastic surgery? Right. Nothing is adding up in this story. Nothing.

[@TheKnocks212]

My dad did this. Flew from Australia to Canada, 15 hour flight and nearly 2 grand but the woman did turn up so it had an happy ending but we all thought he was crazy doing that.

[@thierry1026]

Shit I feel lucky now my girlfriend actually showed up at the airport when I waited for her.

[@sassysimonecook154]

This incident and heartbreak just turned him into a Eugene. On the 11th Day a Eugene aross from the ashes.

[@sham_coot9532]

I was gonna drink bleach because of Jacob's "Hit or Miss" but then Birdman uploaded.

[@lycan6272]

btw I like halo too

[@williamroache1432]

You know you're about to watch a good video when that disclaimer pops up.

[@dieselboy77]

Legend says he still waiting

[@Dre3010]

Yo you did scumps 70 challenge 53 out of 75 is 70%

[@FlamezAssasin]

The challenge is only for black ops 3 i think

[@Dre3010]

+Flamez Ik but he posted a video called 70 on the wrong game and it was 55 in bo1

[@rillo806]

If it was me, after waiting 2 hours id b like “welp guess im gonna go enjoy china, im aure ill find more girls while im here anyways.”

[@thedjwade3976]

I thought he said waiting for internet for 10 days at the airport

[@BenArthur]

This Eugene been listening to 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved' on repeat

[@protostealth5667]

when I was in the car with my dad I asked him what he was like in middle School his answer made me scream out the car window "HELP CODE EUGENE"

[@1972LittleC]

I know this story, as I'm Dutch; the guy was slightly mentally disabled, and his mother has tried to stop him. So, there's a bit of background why he did it.

[@flawless_Cowboy]

She caught him lackin😂😂🤣

[@chevaughnclarke3737]

2:55 my dude went 43 and 1. He truly is the cod veteran

[@chickenFucker-uk3lm]

I was about to wait 10 days for my E girlfriend but birdman uploaded

[@thaddeusmcthickthunderthig1606]

So we're the other ten people who commented the same thing.

[@jonsnow3641]

Where you at dough?

[@matejpetkovski490]

My friends friend from America went from the USA to the Balkans to meet his internet girlfriend. When he came here, her dad forbid her from talking, texting or any sort of contact with him. From New York, to the city of Skopje, only the ticket costs 2000 USD+. And she cant see him, AHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@matthewhodges460]

He started corona after this

[@Aatell764]

Haha dude I'd make her come to me why in the hell would you intentionally go to China unless your an international businessman or something.

[@1.25speedoneverything7]

It only took 15 minutes for my xbox girlfriend to get from her plane to luggage where I was at😅

[@Cosmo_Lad]

L

[@generalkenobi1972]

F

[@samsmusichub]

He forgot to account for time-zones. Rookie mistake.

[@anonymoosegr1802]

Yo Birdman I think you flipped an audio clip or two

[@gustavomartinez8305]

Where

[@anonymoosegr1802]

+Gustavo Martinez At 1:52

[@austinbevis4266]

Ya he did, he was going to say how long the flight was, then he said something irrelevant, then said it

[@donteo508]

My only issue is that this boy waited 10 DAYS! 10 FREAKING DAYS FOR HER!

[@globblyblobglob6777]

that dude was determined and loyal I need a girl a FEMALE like that not gonna happen tho

[@miggybunzzz7946]

I was gonna sleep in a airport for 2 weeks but Birdman uploaded

[@adamv.3116]

birdman if you need me to call the fbi to fully search texas make a poptropica gameplay for your next video

[@rickmar5678]

Lmao

[@BoredAmerican]

Damn I forgot about that game!

[@samb1860]

2 things.. let me catch my son spending 10 days at an airport for an online girlfriend.... second, you are a legend at COD

[@darce8113]

If I catch my son waiting 10 days at an airport for an internet girlfriend

[@brainbrown1084]

Let me catch myself watching 4years ago birdman video

[@dylanmcshane9845]

what do u call a jewish poke mon trainer

[@dylanmcshane9845]

ash

[@RagerOTW]

Noooo

[@youphoriia]

I wish I could steal jokes like that

[@honcho2708]

+Dylan McShane damn

[@alexferguson422]

+Dylan McShane oh my lord

[@youtubeshypocrisy]

The golden era of this channel

[@blackfia5198]

No joke he sounds like a really loyal man to a real woman

[@standekramer3508]

Wel he is mantellie disabeld sorry for my bad grammer

[@generalkenobi1972]

After that, not anymore, probably..

[@Sir_Catnip]

"mantellie disabeld" lolol

[@MERIDIAN2251]

@@standekramer3508 manitee decimals

[@brendonlynch3610]

Let me catch my son flying halfway across the world then waiting 10 days to see a girl he spoke to online.

[@katwalker7746]

... I flew to canada from texas because i fell in love w my online bestfriend so it aint just looks

[@ashtonheintz7596]

If I was this man I would’ve dipped after an hour or two then I would go and just go explore

[@delpino2606]

WTF? IVE MISSED LIKE 5 VIDEOS. MY DAMN NOTIFICATIONS ARENT WORKING.

[@kentwyman8175]

This the only guy who can shit talk and give a motivational speech to someone at the same exact time.

[@condog8337]

do something crazy like this and get featured in birdmans video :)

[@ACW-dn9wb]

Simp of the century ladies and gentlemen

[@Just_Amatuer]

Guys don't go to Birdman's meetup.

[@sarahleroy465]

You need to see 90 day fiance then!! Lol

[@sergiorodriguez8293]

No joke in china it's incredibly easy to get plastic surgery

[@lamons664]

i saw man spends 10 days waiting at airport for internet... so im like bro jeez he needs a ride lol

[@cwooky]

I wonder what this dude would've done if he went to the marina Joyce meetup...

[@Itsindy_]

Sounds like we got a next level Eugene. That’s the type of guy that will buy two water buffalo and give a shit load of cash to a buy a wife in Thailand or something

[@yup6203]

Before I get lost in the wave of comments - remember meeeeeeeeeee!!!

[@Hazzymane56]

(remembered then forgotten)

[@theevilasylum9364]

alex H Found you!

[@bogdansavianu6658]

I will !

[@chickenpotpieboy4108]

This reminds me of the episode in Malcolm in the Middle where Craig tells Francis how to get free travel by talking to a desperate guy as a girl and that the desperate guy pays for the trip

[@ryanmujati4085]

3:35 how the fuc are you hitting him?

[@flameboi7104]

Ryan MUjati lag

[@NotDecided420]

China got walls for weeks man. If that one didn't turn up, go out and find some other fine Asian walls to get up in. Those sugar walls son.

[@Zandito]

I Hate Pokemon Go.

[@vupsideisiduu6738]

ikr

[@enormousiserratic8276]

Nobody cares

[@LPgmxDan]

I hate it cuz I can't play it le old 4.3 ain't supported yet

[@andynaisbitt4738]

Trying to be different just for attention? Just accept it

[@fbi6540]

+YEET _ sorry some people have lives bud

[@Wavez_z]

Damm Birdman went from prestige one to prestige fourteen in 2 games, thats some skill right there

[@GuardianMilsim]

Let me catch a Eugene at an airport with his backpack....MW2 No Russian

[@ZmieniK]

Remember that's China, they have limited internet xd

[@Ariaga_II]

Let me catch my Dutch son not giving a girl the ‘Dutch oven’.

[@lukehopta5157]

This is the best birdman video in like 2 months

[@adeptrk7394]

Birdman, great video man. The thing is, in China it is pretty common for females specially to get a lot of plastic surgeries. The try to fix all their "flaws" to look more appealing, if they don't normally they don't even get their jobs, so is a status thing over there. I did some research for my senior year some years ago.

[@unicornwater3792]

The reason why she had to recover was because that's actually a normal thing after getting plastic surgery. The face has to stay bandaged for a while, and the area is sensitive. Also, plastic surgery is incredibly common in east Asia, much more than in the US.

[@jean-baptiste6479]

Man tries Songoku's Kameamea during 10 days in public. The 11s day he achieved to form a ball of antimatter.

[@glocktimusprimeiii5589]

Been waiting on a video like this for a long while👌🏻

[@zambikiller9977]

Best prank ever,change to a women and get in a 10+ year relationship without telling the dude🤣

[@jonathancronin6562]

was about to go to the marina joyce meet up but birdman uploaded

[@thatguyonyoutube807]

This guy flys half way around the world and then waits 10 days for a girl he's never met, meanwhile sometimes I'm so tired I don't wanna drive 10 minutes to see my gf, who I KNOW will be there

[@thatguyonyoutube807]

Flies*

[@ssj9devil]

I saw this on your Twitter and was just waiting for this 😂

[@urielmoreno3121]

let me catch my son at a airport without a Glock yelling "زنجي"

[@HotlevesClub]

Birdman has been uploading earlier than usual... He had to have been kidnapped by Jacob Sartorius.

[@XplodingGopherMC]

Internet girlfriends.... What happened to meeting a girl at school, taking her out to a movie and building a relationship? Oh yeah, it's 2016

[@captaingabes1469]

this is the only channel that is not Dutch and has some video's with Dutch ppl and I am Dutch Love you birdman (no homo)