It's Happening Again

[@Brianna_Rain]

“He learned from the text messages that his wife is not only a cheater, but also cringe.” Truly heartbreaking.

[@Jalapyno]

@@p-__ BASED

[@MusMasi]

those sex texts were super cringe, these are grown men, I cringe when I think about mine when I was a teenager but they were never near that bad.

[@SMILEY460MS]

How can you perform an action called "Sexting"?, it sounds innately impossible.

[@AnimosityIncarnate]

​@@MusMasi Men still text like this. Dudes going on 50 YEARS OLD. It's just actually insane lmao

[@charaznable8072]

Cheaters can correct themselves but Cringe is a lifetime illness sad to say.

[@vendober8608]

My sympathies to the spouses of the officers who had to find out that their husbands/wife were not only cheating, but also extremely cringe.

[@MusMasi]

that was some next level 🤣

[@Mandy-ve2sh]

I mean, 40% of those spouses were already getting beat so

[@TheNameAlcorWasStolenFromMe]

of course they cringe they're cops

[@hadriandwyer2191]

My sympathies to the spouses of these people who had to find out that their husbands/wife were not only cheating, but were also cops

[@Pack_Watch]

Nah its their fault for having their taste in people 😂

[@awkwardcopper7294]

The fact this has happened twice now makes me think this happens more than we think

[@burntearth85]

Happens in every workplace

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@burntearth85 A pair of co-workers were once found on the boss’s desk after closing one night. They soon became ex-co-workers.

[@burntearth85]

@@warlordofbritannia yep. This isn't limited to police agencies

[@tigeriskool]

Where do you think the term “dirty cop” came from 😂

[@housemana]

speak for yourself bud. the fact you have these thoughts/conclusions tells me you are just terminally online with no perspective on the real world lol

[@robotdocter]

"Many of the texts are too explicit for us to share" Charlie: "But just explicit enough for ME to share" XD that got me good

[@verosikamayday6284]

This woman is the kind of woman to say, "My kids are my world," when their grandma has custody.

[@DukeGouliez]

It’s hard to take your point seriously when you can’t even differentiate Woman and Women

[@beethoven6419]

@Yoz I know where you live. I'm in your walls. you aren't safe. See you soon.

[@beethoven6419]

@Yoz yoz

[@beethoven6419]

@Yoz yoz

[@beethoven6419]

@Yoz yoz

[@dominickkramer6469]

charlie is quite literally the "i dont want a cat" dad

[@IsaacAutumn]

He’s a dad?

[@eggyjames393]

@@IsaacAutumn yea

[@dominickkramer6469]

@@IsaacAutumn no hes not. just kinda fits the stereotype of the dad who says "were not getting a cat" and the proceeds to be the one to love the cat the most. because originally they were just gonna rehome Io

[@endodouble6691]

He‘s not a dad and has a cat tho 😂

[@tamplarujr32]

​@@endodouble6691 he's got a dog as well

[@ScarComfy]

Charlie acknowledging his cat jumping up on his desk was like a nice breath of fresh air

[@Pack_Watch]

Did not ask 😪

[@CantTellYou]

@@Pack_Watch I did

[@Gio-kg4gb]

Is it just me or did she grow a little?

[@ddjsoyenby]

finally.

[@lazyorange5425]

🤓

[@themeatplow2572]

"911 what's your emergency?" "Mmmmm"

[@Pokedad379]

"What's that? The Iron Golem is gone? We are dispatching our top guy right away"

[@GambitRaps]

This is like the teacher reading the notes you’re passing around in class out loud, but just taken to the highest level

[@Storytime_vids_1]

Will youtube ever take care of these spam bots?

[@hammer2.095]

@@Storytime_vids_1 ong

[@nabtab7638]

​​@Pepperman I'm sure you did, bud

[@Shazoo1997]

You unlocked a dark forgotten memory inside alotta people

[@Tsunamiieh]

hahahahaaaha

[@Aylii1]

This is so absolutely sad. I feel for the betrayed spouses, I wish them and their kids the best.

[@Tonberry999]

Eh most modern marriages are just like this so not surprised in the slightest,L to any loser who still believes in that institution

[@jereme9019]

​@@Tonberry999 what are you talking about? Just because you don't agree with it doesn't make everyone who does a loser.

[@mrwhat5094]

@@Tonberry999 your a little weird.

[@user-jp8fr8vi6s]

@@jereme9019 Read their profile name. Pain is there name, angsty teenager mentality is their game.

[@MemeCheems]

@@Tonberry999 shut weeb

[@sgtspoon2313]

The two officers took protect and serve to a whole new level

[@rockyevans1584]

Whats the joke here bud

[@tkb7849]

@@rockyevans1584 serve as in a sexual manner

[@AtlasGaming001]

@Yoz yoz go away you scimmer

[@Dontworryaboutit961]

Wearing protection and servicing

[@GoobGloop]

there’s more bot comments than actual humans at this point

[@94XBlackXEyedXPeas]

Laughed through the whole video but when they showed the hubsand's interview it was heartbreaking. He is a built ass dude but you can tell he has a gentle soul and it sucks :(((

[@Lord_Horker]

Getting ghosted off a text that says “thinking about daddy” is god tier comedy 😂😂

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Daddy wasn't thinking of her lmao

[@Greg12839]

Truly a Fatherless moment

[@UnityAgainstJewishEvil]

@@andrewlikesmetal1095 Your pfp is wicked funny. 10/10

[@EdwardNS1]

I mean there is also a chance they walk over call or met up irl right after so no point to text.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

@BRUMSLY thanks man I dig your pfp too I love pitbulls. Rescued a 3 legged one who's been my best bud for 8 years. Her name is poppy and she's a sweetheart

[@cedric5468]

I love how Charlie holds his cat like a priest would hold the Bible

[@hellenicboi14]

No joke, that's the exact way the Deacon holds the Bible when I go to Mass.

[@dea9457]

He is a Jesus 🥺

[@samuraitadpole5459]

@@dea9457 "a Jesus"🤣🤣🤣 idk why the implications there's multiple types of Jesus makes me laugh

[@j.g5934]

I read the Bible as child 💀

[@deathbringer9893]

@@samuraitadpole5459 honestly it makes sense alot of guys have the jesus look

[@CherryBeScary]

Puts a whole new meaning to “internal investigations”.

[@EvidentlyEezy]

😂

[@yuhmadda]

@david H

[@beethoven6419]

@david david

[@andidyouknow8208]

Big comment

[@DearMama]

I know right

[@Caesar2001]

I love how the police can be fired for having sex but not for unnecessary brutality

[@salishanmusic]

THIS. like gee, which one makes you look worse? 🤔

[@rotisseriepossum]

‘I can tolerate murder, but I draw the line at infidelity’

[@WarGhoulKharas]

That's a strawman argument. You can be fired for having sex with your co-workers at almost any job except porn. Not to mention lots of officers have been fired or forced into retirement early because of brutality complaints or charges. It's such a bullshit argument to say that it never happens, when you can take 5 seconds and google it. Or watch the court cams. Do better. It's not hard to find information rather than parroting someone else's talking points.

[@Theeswaglord]

Bro, police do get fired for unnecessary brutality

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

What are you talking about? It's well documented they treat blacks with kid gloves compared to whites and that black officers are the harshest with black people. There were no mass protests or riots for Justine Damond or Daniel Shaver...

[@munkustrap2]

As a woman who's been cheated on (my husband was meeting men in rest areas off the highway) I feel so bad for the spouses who got cheated on, whether physical or emotional... but my God, I haven’t laughed so hard & so long as I did during this video in years. Charlie...you were a definite gift to me tonight 😂😂😂

[@shulker7442]

You shouldn’t feel bad, you were just the cover up for a gay man who didn’t want it known to the public. Just an unfortunate situation. I hope you find real love soon

[@Tonberry999]

Gahahhahah thats so fucked up its straight up hilarious

[@Takokujin07]

Bruh. I am so sorry you had to suffer that kind of betrayal. I hope you find peace from all the pain

[@chocolatelover9121]

All of the above I don't want to understate it because it is legit cheating in the end But it sounds more like an unfortunate character development than stories you hear of husband's blatantly ##### other women (and vice versa) when they consider their marriage lacking for some reason And if he was already gay with you not picking up I'm also a bit sad for the guy for thinking he needed to marry a woman and have kids with her when he actually likes men instead........ And I'm pretty sure he didn't get that idea spontaneous (society moment) But yeah awful for you and I hope you can find a solution and a way to move on

[@jilliebean6312]

@@chocolatelover9121well he didnt strictly like men instead he turned out to like both which doesnt excuse him

[@winnie5873]

I used to work at headquarters for a verrrrry large insurance company, and this happened. All. The. Time. There were affairs, sex at work, any kind of scandal, you name it. I am not surprised at all this occurring even in places like police stations.

[@Lonely.Chrome]

Was it all state? Be safe from mayhem…like me

[@HangOnThereSlick]

I work at a place that makes the capsules for Camel Crush cigarettes so we literally can NOT do stuff like this down on the floor. Yet people still do it because horny people can't control themselves 😂

[@tony_5156]

@@HangOnThereSlick unethical line of work

[@HangOnThereSlick]

@@tony_5156 best paying job I've ever had though

[@tony_5156]

@@HangOnThereSlick I mean Lockheed Martin pays good but it’s unethical In engineering you must uphold ethics “do no harm” “Do what is good for the greater good of society”

[@colincraigo5793]

Imagine ending your marriage AND your career in swoop. That’s quite impressive.

[@jesuszamora6949]

AND being exposed as Wattpad-tier cringelords?

[@Spiney09]

@@jesuszamora6949 nah, give Watpad some credit. They at least can write at a fourth grade reading level. Half of these texts had no grammatical consistency whatsoever.

[@Tannerj50]

hes not even up to date, would have taken him 2 seconds to look into the the previous lady on google, but i dont think hes even trying anymore.

[@SirFigsAlot]

Lol If you don't think these idiot cops will just go 1 town over to the next department

[@shuckahoseerazzle8486]

in swoop?

[@pencilsoup1901]

0:39 had me rollin because I'm playing Splatoon while listening to this, but I'm not sure if I can see it the same way ever again 💀

[@slurpjonesysimp5390]

Thats not white ink...

[@mick7727]

Holy shit, her husband looks like a gentle giant, and he even has a soothing voice. WTF possessed her to cheat on such a specimen?

[@alanpartridge3972]

So true mick!

[@SuperDuperSigmaMale]

Loyalty and Integrity are rare as fuuuuuuucccckkkkk. Having those traits is the human equivalent of being a legendary super saiyan.

[@jmanruules]

@@killrv proof??

[@stinkyman2779]

@@killrv nothing more trustworthy than youtube comments

[@darnarxz]

oh wow a gentle giant and a soothing voice. What a prefect man!!! Y'all don't know these people.

[@spiderdude2099]

“Not only did he find out his wife was cheating on him, he also found out that she’s cringe” Never change Charlie XD

[@loishilliard1]

That got me too lol😂

[@uncleleo6706]

7:49 OOF

[@devonwilliams2423]

Right I was dead when he said that lmao 😂

[@rocketleague2640]

@Pepperman Seeing how insanely reasonable and fair Charlie is you very probably deserved it.

[@LightRaven96]

@@rocketleague2640 you fell for the spam bot my guy.

[@ShinoIsInnocent]

Officer: **cheats on their significant other** Department: FIRED Officer: **kills an innocent human being** Department: Paid leave

[@fnuibusaja8079]

Why is this so true

[@hynson1744]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being killed by the police. Innocent as in unarmed? You're more likely to get struck by lightning several times. But sure, speak nonsense.

[@tylerpreston6695]

Because everyone in this situation is brown.

[@theblackcatgirl7013]

Actually it's somehow scummier, reason they fire the officers that cheat on their spouses is because the officers are cheating with other officers. Many of them below their ranks thus creating a power dynamic that the department could get sued over. The Departments cover their asses and only their asses.

[@calicharron7429]

“Now murder is one thing but I draw the line at infidelity!”

[@renfrien7009]

the calm move of the cat from keyboard to nearest paw-friendly spot is such a mood

[@Ilivedbih]

Cute pfp 💙, I love whenever cats do something boring or basic and cat lovers go "that's like so relatable/mood" lol. I want a person to cheer me like that 😢

[@Jerry-cg9ni]

@@Ilivedbih fr, if reincarnation exists im becoming a cat

[@acatandacat8044]

@@Jerry-cg9ni if reincarnation exists I'm going to become one of those microscopic flies

[@catalyzerr]

​​@@acatandacat8044 i just killed around 10today

[@acatandacat8044]

@@catalyzerr 😨

[@TestyCool]

I worked as a dispatch for direct tv years ago. Their office was much the same. Most of the girls there flirted with the people they did dispatching for. One even drove from Kentucky (where our office was based) to Louisiana to have a "hotel night". It even seemed to be encouraged since it made technicians more likely to listen to their dispatcher.

[@d.w.stratton4078]

Honestly, that sounds like a great job for a hotwife.

[@karaso0]

Alot of jobs with long hours with close knit groups are like that. My gf worked both in the medical field and post office and she said that was the culture. Everyone married or in relationships but consistently flirting with coworkers or flat out having sex with them. Said her mind was blown and she'd never seen anything like it.

[@leonrussell9607]

​@@d.w.stratton4078 you mean a cheating wife?

[@justascarecrow6988]

@@karaso0 good thing your gf was faithful in that kind of environment. Seems like heaven for a single.

[@karaso0]

@@justascarecrow6988 Yea she generally not a people person anyways so she never really connects with coworkers period. She was blown away because out of all the jobs she's worked those two had the weirdest vibe.

[@ObsidianHawk]

I like how Charlie keeps pace and on topic even while being interrupted by his furry family member.

[@mihailhidler5400]

Very valuable comment 👍

[@almostcompletelyrandomcontent]

my cat died while penguins cat has not died

[@evalyne1105]

Dang bro, that sucks. Hope you can cope with it. But please do not wish Charlie’s cat death cause of it

[@almostcompletelyrandomcontent]

@@evalyne1105 am not wishing charle cat death

[@davidpadilla2029]

That no good of a feline

[@KimmieArgyshev]

I will never understand how people can be so reckless. This is your job, this provides for your family, this ensures you have a roof over your head an food on the table. Not to mention the fact that it is absolutely disgusting

[@ShikariCookie001]

Charlie's bond with Io is the purest thing 😭💘

[@soupisyummy5533]

@Pepperman report pepperman for spam

[@yleyatarn]

Yep

[@rottingstarz]

​@Pepperman reported and blocked. BOOM!

[@penonpaper3132]

@@soupisyummy5533 These fucking bots, I swear.

[@barabara9855]

And his need to constantly remind everyone that Io is the cutest cat in the world

[@icedflatwhite]

6:11 as an avid fanfic reader, i can assure you, most are MUCH MUCH better written. this is just insane

[@mangomuncher6969]

REAL

[@ryanhughes5288]

This shit that's been shown is wattpad level of fanfic 😂 😂

[@Danganraptor]

@@ryanhughes5288 Particularly the "romance" section.

[@dustbunny6381]

I've both read and written transformers porn, which, for the uninitiated, is completely filled with technobabble to the point where there's a whole newspeak vernacular about robot dick that the average reader would struggle to interpret as anywhere near the vicinity of talking about sex unless they're already a robotfucker through and through, that was somehow less embarrassing than that. I'd literally rather my boss find rp about Megatron overloading in Starscream's valve than those fucking texts because at least the robot sex doesn't read like the world's saddest ex incel that just scored for the very first time.

[@thelimon4338]

guarantee you that fan fic shit is much more fucking cringe just this is goofy as hell

[@swampmermaid3081]

We need more soundbites of Charlie reading bad sext messages. They'd be great Valentine's Day presents. lmao.

[@lilolmecj]

That’s a really funny idea, a build a bear with awkward sexting. 😺😺😺

[@blubberingbuffoons]

brilliant

[@hVaeh]

My mom has worked as a dispatcher most of my life, and I can confirm that it’s pretty common at police departments for all the officers to bang each other regardless of relationship status.

[@allys744]

Really? Yikes. That’s disgraceful.

[@wmascolin]

Isn't it wild you're fired for cheating on your wife faster than you are for shooting an unarmed man running away

[@ZombolicBand]

Cheating is highly unchristian... gun violence is very american😎

[@DaShikuXI]

Thats police for ya.

[@onelongwordable]

​@@DaShikuXI ok I take back how I said you were saying stupid things this is a good one my bad

[@hand13932]

guess what these people care about significantly more than the lives of minorities? The sanctity of marriage or whatever the fuck

[@hyperv1016]

Shut up liberal

[@kirbygamer0640]

I absolutely love Charlie's ability to make something so heartbreaking....so god damn funny.

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

ONFG.

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

They don't call him "Jesus" for nothing.

[@MJ-5k]

Heartbreaking for who?

[@tink6225]

@@MJ-5k those who find it heartbreaking

[@connorbarr7314]

​@MJ the husband, the chick if she was indeed forced into it

[@winterwitch8914]

"His wife is not only a cheater but also cringe." The true betrayal is finding out your partner is secretly cringe

[@alexscott1257]

"He kind of blundered the spelling on "yiu" there as I'm pretty sure he's typing with one hand." The delivery was just spot on, absolute deadpan. I had to wind it back a few times because I was howling with laughter!

[@johnwall363]

The way Charlie interacted with his cat is so pure lol

[@Greg12839]

@Pepperman who asked though

[@JsChronic03]

4:40 “Prior to your moist hole” Charlie my friend you cannot stop churning laughs out of me, you have to be one of the funniest people streaming 🙌🏻

[@SuperStarTidus18]

Adding some more irony to this. One of the accused officer’s last name is “Leal” which means “Loyal” in Spanish.

[@AL-fl4jk]

In English too lol

[@danietijerina]

As a resident in Bexar county (where this took place) it’s wild as hell down here, I personally knew this women as she was a friend of my mother. My mother has lost all contact with her after this situation. I met this women a couple years ago, this is definitely a weird feeling.

[@salemcrow5078]

What the hell is going on in the Bexar County department anyhow? Everytime I hear about y'all it's literally about sheriff, deputy, or some high ranking somebody being expelled for some tomfoolery 😭

[@josephweium]

I went to college in Bexar County like 10 years ago...

[@aimRBLX]

@@josephweium old ahh

[@JACpotatos]

This happens a lot in police and fire departments. I've met 2 women who did this exact same thing in fire departments

[@imunmire]

U should of gotten a turn w her too😂

[@jasong7728]

The way Charlie both simultaneously was proving facts abt his height and his cat while his cat was interrupting is deserved of a lot of praise for him not breaking character

[@alehlete830]

8:29 best that villager noise ahahahha

[@peps1943]

"Both simultaneously" Bruh

[@AshenUndead.]

It’s sad to think abt the fact that people calling with emergencies were likely ignored all because these dispatchers couldn’t wait a few hours for sex. Embarrassing

[@DJ-ew8fd]

Pff, they ignore on sheer principal without doing anything.

[@angelosusa4258]

Prayers to the spouses who been cheated on, I have no words this is disgusting and hope the spouses heal from this

[@Nihilistic_Arsonist]

That's all the USA men tbh, hoes ain't loyal.

[@DarkLinkAD]

Its pretty fuct that jail doesnt exist for level mental abuse that this is.

[@majestic-domination]

Cheating should be punishable by law if you're married

[@aidenmclaughlin1076]

@@majestic-domination Agreed

[@lethalvisiontv7709]

@@majestic-domination in some states it is.

[@brucefields7009]

I really don't know how Charlie keeps a straight face when delivering these lines 😂😂😂

[@SaintShion]

The 2nd hand cringe I got when Charlie read those text. It's like watching a sex scene in a movie w your dad as a kid.

[@jokesntrolles7882]

​@Saint Shion 詩音💜🖤 for real have to keep it playing and leave the room 😂

[@brandontaylor6677]

He's a professional

[@LiterallyJesusChrist]

I was married to a cops daughter, she couldn't help herself and bragged about her father's lifestyle. The guy spent most of his weekends for decades at some orgy resort. She claimed its super common in law enforcement, they apparently turn to sexual deviancy to relieve stress or something. I think it's more to feed their egos.

[@laxusdreyar7838]

Loving that Charlie brings humor to such a sad situation. I feel and understand the betrayed partners. I was cheated on by my gf of 3 years, whom I thought was the one. I even got my grandma's ring to propose. Till date, I haven't been able to get into any meaningful relationship with anyone, becausr of the fear of betrayal, even though it happened 6 years ago.

[@Vicky-ln7lp]

Thats sad.

[@harharharharharharharharha240]

I am so sorry bro I hope you mentally recover

[@dillonstiles5406]

I’m the same boat it can ruin trust

[@WarEagle1023]

I was in the same boat until I found my current girlfriend. We actually gave birth to our first child three weeks ago. It will happen bro. It happens at the most unexpected time

[@laxusdreyar7838]

@@WarEagle1023 I am so happy for you bro, praying that your happiness last a lifetime.

[@ari_ismynameee]

I will never understand why people cheat-especially if you’re married. My mum cheated on my dad and she was never the same person again, in my eyes. Cheating ruins you and your family, just don’t do it. If you don’t love your partner anymore, don’t lead them on, for everyone’s sake.

[@zander2190]

For men- getting a divorce often isn’t a option, as it would put them in financial ruin. Many men end up cheating after they’ve fallen out of love but are incapable of leaving. Not saying all- not even saying most- but a lot. That’s the problem, even if you love someone more than life itself, you never know if that love will fade. Best advice? Just don’t get married if you don’t have to. You can show your partner how much they mean to you without a peace of paper and an old fashion ceremony.

[@abelaraujo4458]

Agreed. My mom also cheated on my father, physically and emotionally abused him even though she was the one in the wrong and after they get a divorce the guy doesn't want anything to do with her or the child they made together. She still hangs on to his last name and occasionally ask me how my father is doing its clear she regrets her actions but that doesn't fix anything

[@roymarshall_]

Its a pretty simple equation. There are things you are getting from your relationship that you like, and there are things that you're not getting that you also want. You know that being honest means losing the former. So you try to satisfy both at the same time. Its not good, but its also not complicated.

[@aledso]

For some reason I don't really find it shocking that charlie's fans had parents who cheated on each other or grew up with one parent lol

[@marianaborrelli4136]

​@@roymarshall_ yes, it just means that you are selfish but its not complicated

[@zCREz]

Whats worse than a cheater? **reveals answer** "Cringe." *-No...*

[@TAQUITOZZZ]

Charlie bringing in the awooga sound affect is really something to treasure

[@arionyoutube7381]

Big facts tiko

[@thewearyexile9000]

​@Yoz goku pfp exposed

[@ochuspin]

@@thewearyexile9000 he’s a disappointment to goku pfps everywhere

[@rottingstarz]

​@Yoz Reported and blocked. BOOM!

[@thewearyexile9000]

@@ochuspin swear. Kaoken x0 is 0. Math

[@Jjdogstein]

I feel awful for those families... I was cheated on once by someone I had once considered a close friend before dating for a whole year. She even refused to admit to it. I only found out when she slipped up and mentioned her other relationships on her stories. My heart goes out to the dispatcher's family as well as the offending officers' families. I have no empathy for the cheaters

[@kevink1575]

Maybe if they have kids, but don't feel to bad for the husband. I'm from this city. The man was cheating on his wife with dispatch lady, and gave up his rights to his 3 kids. Now she cheated on him with 7 men. Karma, I guess.

[@Jjdogstein]

@@kevink1575 wait, are you referring to the disparcher's husband? Just clarifying since it's a bit hard to follow

[@mrwhat5094]

@@Jjdogstein you should just ask him what the source of info is..

[@NaudVanDalen]

6:46 I can't get enough of Charlie saying AWOOGA.

[@memeofwheat]

Tbh, the husband deserved way better in all areas. Homies JACKED and seems so sweet.

[@solmoman]

Like predator from one of those movies "Predator"

[@Major003]

The man really seems so broken by the whole thing.

[@jl4260]

My heart broke for him. Poor guy. Why's it always the good ones?

[@MollyHJohns]

Because he's too good and too sweet he's vanilla, probably. She doesn't get thrilled by that. That's the temptation that made her daring enough, like a paid pronstar probably.

[@keshi5541]

Bro will find a real one after her trust. It will happen.

[@Tonerrr3]

The narration of the text messages was nothing short of spectacular, it felt like a dirty Shakespeare recital.

[@mikelee158]

Isn't that all Shakespeare plays? lol

[@jessicaholscher4097]

9:26 "I am the hunted." bro got so turned on he started spitting bad poetry.

[@SuperXavier]

💀i was afk and came back at 4:08 i was so confused at first

[@jimtsap04]

How do you go afk from a video 😶

[@chad9074]

@@jimtsap04 Step 1: go away from keyboard MISSION COMPLETE!

[@granzon7396]

@@jimtsap04 quick shit.

[@eddiematt5565]

​@@jimtsap04 adhd my friend

[@Valstrax420]

The pause button exists

[@slewzy]

As funny and cringey this situation is I feel so sad for all of those wives, the husband and even worse the poor kids. It would suck so bad to find out and then it be this heavily publicised

[@thatdude3977]

😂 hell no, they knew their husbands are trash 😂 99% of the time dont care

[@mealzonwheelz2453]

Life comes at ya fast

[@harperlee9982]

I hope I'm not the only one excited to hear him use Twilight as a standard of goofiness now that he finished the series.

[@laronf7627]

He’s gotta watch my babysitters a vampire next 😂😂

[@laronf7627]

Drinking your hemoglobin might be a crime 😂😂

[@randomgamer3868]

Gotta love how as soon as Charlie finishes watching the twilight movies that he starts adding it to his lingo with the "what kind of twilight shit"

[@AxiomApe]

Charlie, you got me borderline pissin myself at 6 am 😂 I started too early today “AWOOOOGAH!”

[@coachred6872]

Can we appreciate how much effort our police takes in raw dogging their coworkers?!

[@fbislif3]

​@icevy ew nigga

[@damikey18]

​@zoosexuaIWTF🤢

[@explorer9692]

I thought this was gonna be another bot comment lmfao

[@QuietHusband]

​@icevy Yeah, you're not welcome in the fandom anymore.

[@TheyhateSosa]

@icevy *gulp*

[@imbi9580]

Every time io makes a cameo it melts my heart

[@higoodbye7545]

I didn't realize how fluffy she was till this vid. She's too cute

[@Sleepyboi_U]

We need more of io cameos, just io showing up for no reason whatsoever and just making themself known

[@EdwardHenderson-cs8wx]

What da cat doin'

[@Sleepyboi_U]

@@EdwardHenderson-cs8wx that’s for Charlie to know and for us to find out

[@zannyz172]

Imagine being the only one she didn’t cheat on with

[@jeremiahlewis7839]

I'd feel honored tbh

[@shitmandood]

Nobody would know. lol. Nobody would care either.

[@ANukeWithLegs]

That would be me

[@yowatchie]

@@jeremiahlewis7839 In what way?

[@Damnation2man]

So... imagine still being employed? Fuck yeah man! Times are too tough for this shit

[@KashemLondon]

This situation almost felt fake by the texts,no well respected adults would text like it’s some fanfic

[@gotalotofpencils]

I always enjoy it when we get to see Charlie's cat.

[@Abii140]

AYO

[@froggycheckers]

Seriouslyy! She's gotten so big

[@TinFoilNerdOfficial]

I fuckin love how Charlie read the texts, had me laughing my ass off.

[@CyberHito]

Charlie being 5'6 is God's way of nerfing him. He knew he couldn't put all the sexiness into one man Edit: People really over here complaining about such an obvious joke

[@fleshtaffy]

It's admirable that he has enough sense to know that he shouldn't breed. As a 5"7 straight white male in 2023, forcing a child to suffer a fate worse than ours is extremely cruel.

[@HueyTheDoctor]

Yeah except he's not 5"6 he's more like 5"4

[@user-ze7tl2dw4i]

@fleshtaffy Lol being short is humbling, and thats a good character trait. Short people often either a) overcompensate because theyre insecure or b) look down on themself because theyre insecure. Own being short and dont be limited by it. I live in a tiny house with 7 foot roofs, wouldnt be able to do that comfortably at 6 foot. Sex has been fine, I'm generally limited to girls shorter than me but I'm still fucking so can't complain.

[@fleshtaffy]

@z dude...way too many details lol not saying you gotta kill yourself if you're short but deff don't breed. It's gonna be even more humiliating in the future.

[@measured.kadence]

some would say that only makes him sexier

[@LunaSkye64]

2:34 Charlie’s evolution to becoming a cat person makes me smile

[@Cabbage_Master]

he's still likes dogs more but he still loves his cat which is cool

[@mantovannni]

Your cat is genuinely one of the cutest, they all are. Aww her poor husband, being a married man I feel for this poor guy. What an emotional nightmare he must be having.

[@JohnSmith-df6oi]

Charlie being 5'6 is the biggest lie ever told.

[@manotoastdude]

When I lived in San Antonio, I had a co-worker whose previous job was working SAPD dispatch. She still had a cop or two on speed dial that would meet up with her during lunch, and it wasn't to eat food together.

[@tillitsdone]

Ahh, OK. So it was for coffee then?

[@arturocamaney9235]

eating food together is still cheating, by the way, if you're married

[@miguelpadeiro762]

​@@arturocamaney9235 I can't believe someone would do that...dinner is something sacted you should only do with your spouse🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@BitBlush]

Absolutely wild that we see more immediate and decisive action for... sexual promiscuity, than killing or crippling people

[@jerededdde]

My life was in shambles before hearing that powerful "Awooga" delivered by Charlie with the upmost perfection. My delicious charlie never misses

[@Nobody-il6mq]

Bruh, I just heard that Awooga than I immediately found your comment.

[@craydev5894]

@@Nobody-il6mq I think that all of us on this platform must look at comments while the videos playing lmao

[@Ar1AnX1x]

I felt so bad for the dude, he looked like he can't even believe it.

[@kevink1575]

Don't feel too bad because he shouldn't be shocked...I'm from this city. The man was cheating on his wife with dispatch lady, and gave up his rights to his 3 kids. Now she cheated on him with 7 men. Karma, I guess.

[@tachi5408]

​@@kevink1575 Source?

[@Bhujerbaa]

@@tachi5408 trust me bro

[@wgbee1242]

@@kevink1575 Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet:

[@goncaloferreira8543]

​@@tachi5408The source is he made it the f*CK up

[@JohnArtis-kc5wt]

Welp. Thats enough internet.

[@FruitPuppyYT]

It’s cool that cheating and affairs can get an officer more punished than brutality against civilians.

[@travisnicholas5220]

I had the same thought

[@abbytrenary]

Officer intentionally pins civilian's legs to a car after his 9th accident in 2 years: paid leave 🤷 Officer texts a married woman: THIS IS GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION 😤

[@RhycenSparn]

​@@abbytrenary not to mention the cop in question was drunk when it happened and acted with hostility to some family trying to help

[@tundranone8366]

They beat me within an inch of my life a few years ago while I was having a paranoid delusional episode and had no idea where I was. Then they left me in a cell for two days to see if I would die from my brain injury. I got community service. The cops who caused the permanent brain damage and nerve damage in my hands got no punishment at all.

[@gloriatobias6216]

​@@tundranone8366that's a damn shame 😢.. ive had a similar encounter with them and am now terrified to even look in their direction as they're legally allowed to do anything they want to do a person with zero consequences. At most they get paid vacation when they murder someone. I'm not sure who to call in an emergency in fear they might kill me on sight .. its sad when the citizen is scared shitless of the people that are supposed to come to help.

[@jerededdde]

Charlies delivery of the texts makes it slightly more bearable

[@adamalexander4883]

I was a dispatcher for 4 years, badge bunnies are quite common in that field, and unfortunately infidelity is rampant Amongst first responders and their spouses.

[@UnderTheBar]

I used to be a cop, but I quit for various reasons. Anyways, I started out working in the jails. They told me wild ass stories of ppl getting down on the job in certain areas of the jail. Also plenty of affair type stories. Idk if it’s the long hours of the job mixed with the personality types, but yeah definitely seems like a higher amount of ppl in that career are likely to do stuff like this 🤔

[@solngvir]

I work at a jail and the number of married cops who have tried to slide in my DM’s is ridiculous. I feel so bad for their wives. It’s disgusting.

[@UnderTheBar]

@@solngvir it’s weird af for sure. I wonder if it has something to do with the personality type of LE ppl. Cuz it attracts a certain individual that is willing to run toward chaos, so to speak. Either way, good rule of thumb is don’t mess around with ppl at work. Far less drama potential haha

[@petrapohludkova4794]

I feel like being certifiably diagnosed with cringe is starting to be worse then the death penalty

[@froglegstastebestsalted]

Fucking bots man

[@bananaowner_real]

If you get executed that’s one time. If you’re cringe, you’ll be cringe forever

[@nm9412]

I think they should all be fired not suspended. They are grown ups they knew what they were doing.

[@ghostxcode8939]

Jesus delivering the word for us again.

[@WorstLandsknechtEver]

The Second Coming of Christ I guess

[@rileymachelle4088]

Amen bruthur

[@insertlillypad]

Nawh fr when i was young i thought he was jesus

[@svgaming2716]

​@david what content 😅😂

[@justinlewellin8477]

Amen

[@CrStrifey]

Glad to see you're still doing well a week after your resurrection.

[@AbiaD-ep4ur]

7:22 this breaks my heart

[@moon16879]

Not even half way through the video but I'm glad Charlie's cat showed up, we need some wholemeness in the midst of all that

[@shrubbie69]

i had to replay it like 3 times

[@HelloItsKaz]

😢😢😢😢ii

[@dragonarch0]

Guy was more traumatized by cringe than cheating itself

[@DJCinthaBoy]

Holy shit, Charlie reading those text messages has me legit dying

[@BuggyGaming-ls6gf]

10:50 I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

[@horacioro8391]

cute cat btw

[@Longbajubi]

The amount of mental damage to their spouses is unimaginable.

[@wayofthegrunt]

9:04 the sound bite we never knew we needed, but was blessed with

[@fredbearchannel976]

I hope the husband finds someone better a wife to make him happy and have a fantastic life together

[@Jpow5734]

What’s crazy to me is that police officers can be put on unpaid leave and could get there jobs terminated for having a fun little roll around in the hay but when a cop brutally guns down innocent civilians they all they get is a small investigation that always goes nowhere and if they do get put on leave they will still get paid.

[@AMD961]

No yea and when there's a cover up "it never happened"

[@YaBoiJay999]

Exactly and even when there is an investigation a lot of evidence just seems to magically " disappear " what a joke 🙄

[@DaShikuXI]

Thats because the modern 1st world cares more about sex than murder. For example you can have movies where someone guns down whole mobs of people and nobody cares, but show even 1 pixel of a nipple and the whole theater burns down.

[@derekisazombie39]

@@YaBoiJay999 Also, If you raise any questions they’ll gaslight the shit out of you.

[@YaBoiJay999]

@@derekisazombie39 "oops we must have misplaced it 🤷" absolute bullshit

[@simonbornsinner]

I love this video, charlie seems like he's genuinely having so much fun covering this story

[@roninv1nce964]

8:23 more like they’re texting like they’re all microwaves “mmmmmmm”

[@chazderrick7340]

I died when he said the place would glow like a game of splatoon if you shined it with a blacklight 🤣

[@prodwoahh]

“With penis, fucking heroes” -Charlie 2023

[@axelo255]

This is truly a moment in time.

[@I_aint_active_no_more]

This joke isn’t funny anymore

[@scorpianzstudioz2215]

A

[@funniscoobis7490]

It is.

[@SaucyNeko]

One of the most moment moment of moments to be sure

[@bennik8845]

i really hope charlie makes a video about unfunny comments

[@aszhara2900]

When I read the title, this was probably one of the last things I expected to "happen again"

[@nez2598]

'You've got me rolled-up like a burrito' - WTF!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bagbunny]

I used to work at the local annex and some of those dispatchers were dirty as hell. Give them access to the boys in uniforms and they lose whatever dignity their mother may have tried to raise them with.

[@memeseeku3618]

You sound like you’re saying she’s a uniform chaser… the dudes are just as bad - if not worse.

[@DaShikuXI]

@@memeseeku3618 If she's banging 7 cops, then yes she would be a uniform chaser. How good or bad the men are is not relevant to that.

[@Abigail_Monteith]

@@memeseeku3618 she was with seven officers. She is DEFINITELY chasing the uniform.

[@memeseeku3618]

@@Abigail_Monteith the onus the OP puts (AND YOU for that matter) is on the woman in this situation. Doesn’t matter if she’s a uniform chaser. They made it easy for her.

[@Abigail_Monteith]

@@memeseeku3618 you were the first person to say "uniform chaser", and all I'm gonna say now is that women can be at fault, contrary to what people believe. The men may have been wrong, but she is definitely wrong too. And again, definitely chasing the uniform 👍

[@RedRum.]

The lack of loyalty nowadays is sickening..