Man vs. Canada Goose (ORIGINAL)

classic battle between man versus Canada goose

[@AnaLopez-gf1fp]

All of Canada’s repressed anger is stored in their geese

[@HellolBuffalol]

Top 3, if not THE best comment I’ve ever seen on KZbin. Hands down. Genius and straight to the point. Incredible. This comment is a quote I will remember for the rest of my life. Thank you.

[@IXSuperRadGamerXI]

Stolen Comment.

[@carlgustav945]

@@HellolBuffalol You're easily impressed, you need to get out more

[@auzziegamerfan]

@@HellolBuffalol May wanna reel it in a little.

[@templarknight585]

Their anger against Justin beiber

[@JonatasAdoM]

They're filming because this is not a first time occurrence

[@jakep1979]

Of course not. That's why the bag was there in the first place cause the girl was attacked first and she couldn't get her bag back.

[@brucelee5]

Yeah,but she robbed the goose's eggs and there in her bag and I think she just... quacked them and that's why the goose is going quackers.

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@jakep1979 Didn't even notice the bag, that's why they picked it then.

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@brucelee5 Are you saying that Goose is Goose Dodgers?

[@HansFlamme]

Are you a genius?

[@bojan-117]

Man moveset: 0:18 Triple Light Sweep 0:20 Slash 0:22 Backstep Double Light Attack 0:26 Gatling Combo 0:32 Fronststep Double Light Attack 0:37 Self Defense 0:40 Heavy Sweep 0:48 Anti-Aircraft Combo 1:04 Foot Stomp Canada Goose moveset: 0:19 Flying Assault 0:36 High Flying Assault 0:41 Failed Flying Assault 0:47 Roundtrip Flying Assault 1:01 Ride of Vengeance

[@fadeskywards1245]

Тебра све ошанцово

[@nizaahcormier3532]

Ride for vengeance lmaoo

[@jingo6119]

Lmaoo

[@betterthanMJF]

The goose hit him with that A, A, Y, X combo

[@PayneToTheMax]

Holy shit Lmfao

[@devinmcgroot7560]

as a canadian, i know the secret defense against geese: an umbrella. Just open and close the umbrella a few times, and they will all fly away. (the secret is that when the umbrella opens it resembles very strong wings and it scares them)

[@jefffrei4671]

I'll remember that ! Thank you.

[@SpxwnXP]

I'll smack it with the umbrella too

[@rescyou]

You could have told me that before I lost my leg to one of these cobra chickens

[@aekgir4698]

@@rescyou lmfao

[@josenicundano7093]

I don't know when this is gonna be useful, but I will never forget it. Thank you, canadian stranger. And have a great day.

[@fwuuton]

1:02 i've never seen a goose walk with such *purpose*

[@ninaorozco2115]

😂😂😂... we raise chickens... their walk and run are also hilarious!!

[@vitoscaletta9828]

Just had one run at me like that the other day.. scariest shit especially when he’s behind you

[@theippster8891]

Shanisse Lozano LOL

[@Ryor]

*he has one set goal*

[@davechanman]

CHHHAAARRRGGGEEEE

[@scottlincoln6286]

Boss: "why were you late"? Worker: "its complicated "

[@iamgar6age]

Underrated

[@bullymaguire7765]

I was attacked by a goose

[@joaquinlaroca2886]

Overrated comment

[@SK-pj8mg]

Scott Lincoln lol

[@scottlincoln6286]

@@bear2507 well cub... because it is!

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

LMAO imagine telling your boss you were late for your appointment because you had to paper sword-fight an aggressive goose 😂

[@edubb1luv100]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@S0l1dZ3r0]

That last charge by the goose was hilarious 😂 Goose ran at that guy like Naruto.

[@SurferKroky]

Lol😂

[@AntisocialExtrovert90]

“Peace was never an option...” -Goose

[@Renopus]

"Yo what the fuck."

[@thesimpledevil4817]

im ambivert

[@coolsteve1342]

"resistance is futile"

[@thesimpledevil4817]

@@coolsteve1342 meditation is of no use

[@beast2nd7th]

Man: "What is it you want us to do?" Goose: "Die..."

[@AeroRain]

If you’re in Canada and you hear tiny little footsteps rushing towards you, just know it’s already too late

[@Cytological]

whats up with your channel description

[@silvEEEr.8604]

oh gosh those tiny steps are like nightmare. Im not from canada but its all the same 🤣

[@neegas3490]

Oof

[@jocap8705]

lmfao

[@achievemuchst]

I'm sorry, can u please tell me what's that?

[@hoangling4344]

He was a good warrior. Stood his ground, held on to his main attack weapon, the newspaper. But when the attack escalated, he took a few swipes with his heavier attack weapons, the briefcases. He even hinted at using his feet to kick the bird. Well done. Word will get around to the other ducks and they'll stop trying to harass us so much.

[@davidprince8461]

It was a goose

[@garrynewman6211]

@@davidprince8461 What, really?

[@traviscorkymoonstarbravo]

They'd leave if more people stood up to them

[@ev6558]

@@traviscorkymoonstarbravo Nothing pisses me off more than the idiots on the road who stop 100 feet away when they see one and refuse to go anywhere near it or honk their horn. It's a fucking goose you dumb cow, it's not going to understand to get out of the road if you don't scare it out of the road. We need more people like this guy who don't turn into gigantic pussies over a bird.

[@Dr.JagCobra]

As a Canadian I can confirm this is what walking through town and parks (etc) is like in my city. I like how the Goose went after him at the end like “Where you going, we ain’t done!”

[@melchiorvonsternberg844]

What is wrong with your geese, over the great pond...?

[@northernsnow6982]

​@@melchiorvonsternberg844They spend most of their time in the United States. A Canada goose is no more Canadian, than Canadian bacon is. They are both found mostly in America, and produced mostly in the states.

[@melchiorvonsternberg844]

@@northernsnow6982 Nice to know... But that was not an answer to my question...

[@northernsnow6982]

@@melchiorvonsternberg844 It is the answer. It's because they spend most of their time in the United States. That was the answer. I answered your question first, then explained how I came up with the answer. I also gave another example of how this happens, to show how easily people get confused about things that are improperly named. Edit: It just like the American eagle, that was repopulated in the United States, by using the abundant population of Bald Eagles that resided in Canada.

[@j134679]

@@melchiorvonsternberg844 If I remember right, they're legally protected so most humans don't fight back & just run away or circle around to avoid them completely - this man could've been in trouble if he had managed to injure this goose

[@crucial0072]

That goose ran up on him like he was owed some money.

[@shanteelauryn9527]

Damond Chavis LMFAOOO😂😂😂

[@earthlingel.2238]

no he's just getting revenge for humans killing the goose's friends for stupid canada goose jackets....

[@heyheyheyheyheyhey76]

Truly fearless little bastard of a goose. Didn't back down once, both hilarious and scary.

[@RockyRacoon5]

You got money for me boy? I’ve seen your name on my ledger.

[@crucial0072]

@Nah mate Whites receive the largest share of food stamps and medicaid of all ethnic groups in America, 36% and 43% respectively. This was 2 years ago, I'm sure those numbers have gone up since then. It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Please do the rest of us a favor and keep quiet, thanks.

[@MrMongoose221]

I love that there was already a briefcase on the floor from the Goose's last victim.

[@KaylaMarie_]

The last victim was the lady at the end. He hands her the briefcase.

[@MrMongoose221]

@@KaylaMarie_ I know but still funny lol just imaging like a pile of briefcases from people that were defeated

[@enec0]

lmaooo

[@Synochra]

@@MrMongoose221 😂😂

[@modiggady]

@@MrMongoose221 😂😂😂😂

[@landonhagan450]

We laugh, but that man did in fact win and even rescue the bag in the end.

[@ZVEKOfficial]

I love the way the goose literally zeroed in on the kill at the end but the man stood his ground. Legendary battle

[@OceanEsthers]

Man casually walks by goose Goose: *That was unforgivable*

[@3qu1_nox]

@Gappie Al Kebabi How?

[@SalemWitch888]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@fieryneil7750]

YOU IDIOTS DONT KNOW?? THATS DUCK ABUSE BRUH

[@felixnimo]

Peace was never an option! 🦆⚔️

[@angrypyro2851]

Goose: "Are you approaching me?"

[@shmackedmuffins7948]

Poor man, kissed his family goodbye that morning not knowing he had to fight for his life that morning.

[@thipanini]

Lol!!!

[@keithhutchins8803]

That was hilarious! Best comment.

[@loganathanvb6834]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Bahahaha 😂🤣😭

[@mitchellbooth8435]

What morning?

[@KVrya]

All jokes aside, you see that bird sitting there on the left ? Mom goose sitting on the nest with eggs, most certainly. Geese turn very, very protective during breeding season, but sometimes they nest in parks and other places where humans often walk by, so, incidents are bound to happen. Other than that, they're pretty chill. But honestly, that guy reacted pretty much exactly as you should when faced with an aggressive goose : don't back down or run, make yourself bigger than you are, fight back only if necessary but don't take any goose shit.

[@averywellman534]

This is one of the best videos in the history of KZbin.

[@J.HerbosHair]

That man swang that newspaper like he was Zorro 😂😂😂

[@rjjcms1]

I once had my newspaper eaten by a goat.

[@yayeet7256]

I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@misspitz7010]

Lmaooo😂

[@darkdr1fter]

Goose: Ahh siñior, you are much better than I anticipated.

[@BIGGY_KING]

@manny cat Omg is that a one piece reference?

[@rebeccaalejandra7733]

Human: *just walking to work* Goose: I think the fuck not

[@HHHHHH-kj1dg]

Lol

[@MiVidaBellisima]

The audacity

[@MandNsvideos665]

Brilliant

[@alisounhughes1840]

😂😂😂😂

[@loganathanvb6834]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@Xendrius]

A man was almost killed, youre laughing, your laughing.

[@steveN111333]

I see what you did there 😏

[@Xendrius]

@RealAxolotl It is not, and you will realize that this winter, they will destroy the world economy and your your future is over. When they said "you will own nothing", they meant it.

[@stephencourton3328]

Not like its a bear or lion, just a bird

[@TygerHillis]

@@stephencourton3328”Just a bird”? That is a killing machine.

[@chrisPAT03]

This was absolutely hilarious! People don't know how fearless and ferocious geese can be.

[@enpeethree]

“They’re more afraid of us than we are of them.” Yeah. Right.

[@PokemonTrainerAriel]

Not this goose.

[@heyheyheyheyheyhey76]

Can we talk about the laughing in this video. Funnier than the video itself haha.

[@sulemanahmad5208]

Goose are powerful they don't afraid to anyone

[@mapleflavouredbacon9938]

who said that though?

[@jungleninja8415]

@@sulemanahmad5208 hahahaha

[@sabbb10]

The way it charges after him at the end has me dying

[@Windtorment]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahahhaaha

[@AlanSanchez-ww9qb]

1:00 Goose is like *"Never turn your back on your opponent!!!"*

[@KCJbomberFTW]

“Yeah you walk on!”

[@chrisrice1807]

Lol!!!!

[@TheWelta]

The goose "Hey are you running away?" 😂😂😂

[@ArjunSingh-fz2hq]

We go to work. We fight with the goose. We men

[@theminionshrek7946]

I love how the man doesn't run or try to avoid fight, like "You want more, bitch? I'M HERE!"

[@leetheflea4096]

The people laughing are even funnier than the fight. You could tell they'd seen that goose fight people before and knew what the man was walking towards already.

[@andrewkeller1117]

I like to believe that the goose fights this man, and only this man, every day. And the people laughing just watch whenever this man comes.

[@mfThump]

@@andrewkeller1117 I wouldnt be late a single day if this is what I had to look forward to.

[@felisjueves]

@@andrewkeller1117 you made my life better thanks

[@davidscanlon2538]

I think your right.

[@marielpare8290]

I wonder if this is the Dwight Schrute of the office and they couldn’t wait to see how he’d handle it

[@keethkeith1989]

human: walking peacefully goose: *peace was never an option*

[@norraguldheden]

stolen top comment

[@araishshaikh7824]

😂😂😂

[@theankurgautam]

@@norraguldheden there's nothing like stolen ! They are more like inspired.

[@penclaw]

reminds me of those bullies that used to steal cellphones/cash from kids when i was a teenager *on my way casually to school* two guys on the street corner: "hey dude, come over here, do you have a cigarette? what's the time?" suddenly: GIVE ME YA FKN PHONE OR I'LL SMASH YO NOSE lol

[@lienylmationg1819]

@@penclaw That's so cruel.

[@Pfromm007]

In his defense, that man wielded that newspaper like a pro

[@beardymcj2026]

This is even more epic when you play Tom Petty's "Won"t Back Down" as you watch it. That man is a hero. Not only did he not back down and stood up to the neighborhood menace, but he even risked his well being and saved the bag of a damsel in distress. He's like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino...but geese

[@kevinkarthik3329]

damsel in distress is such a sexist term. People should stop using it

[@beardymcj2026]

@@kevinkarthik3329 You really think saying dumb shit like that is gonna get you laid more? smh

[@T410ce]

@@kevinkarthik3329… it isn’t sexist… its chivalrous and romantic… people should use it way more.

[@kevinkarthik3329]

@@T410ce damsel in distress is inherently a demeaning term . I am all for bravery and romanticism. However it should not be at the cost of sexism.

[@hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156]

Plot twist: the Canadian Goose did NOT apologize.

[@sanynava]

😅

[@CBRN-115]

Those monsters

[@canyoufeelthelove3305]

What a madlad mad goose

[@Shaunteetalkstv]

Lmao

[@hatatatatah239]

NO WAY

[@MrBrixz]

Man walks towards Canada goose Canada goose: “peace was never an option”

[@cheguevara6198]

😭😭😢😢😢😢💀

[@Nieichujj]

That's what vikings says

[@SuperHawk0413]

Man: "You said we could have peace. Those were your exact words!" (source: The Simpsons, Homer vs. ostrich).

[@superjerick9669]

@@cheguevara6198 Goose: So you have chosen death

[@cheguevara6198]

@@superjerick9669 🤣😭😭😭😢😢💀

[@thegoldenprince8642]

I wonder if this man saw himself on KZbin fighting a Goose and heard the laughs on him too 😂😂😂

[@PeaceIsYeshua]

😂🤣

[@antiteroristickejedinicepo4830]

This goose was member of Italian mob few years ago but even now in retirement he knows that he still has it. I could even I hear him in Italian accent: You know pal, you should go home and get yourself a fucking shinebox!

[@gemini2119]

Man: *protects himself* Goose: Finally,a worthy oponent.Our battle will be legendary

[@seandent3732]

Lmfaooo

[@tanisha22331]

Lejindary( if y'all know ya know 😏)

[@bombshell8876]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this . I know where u r comment is from

[@jimmydishkawnt]

Anyone else dissapointed that the man didnt get a clean hit to the goose? Like that dude who saved his dog by punching a kangaroo? Deep inside i wanted that goose to be smacked hard.

[@venes0297]

@@tanisha22331 i know what you mean 😂😂😂😂

[@Milk-uq9nw]

Man: *literally does absolutely nothing* Goose: *“get out of my sight you disgusting, vile creature”*

[@scintillam_dei]

You literally don't know the meaning of literally, eh¿

[@ScallopHolden]

He came through his zone. Worst offense ever

[@scintillam_dei]

@@zukundus8987 The word has a meaning, and they misused the word. It's not important much though, since languages change, and English is itself a bastardization of previous forms.

[@scintillam_dei]

@@ScallopHolden Not as bad as... looking the goose in the eye.

[@jaykayhooray]

My man was just tryna get to work lmaoooo

[@Void-gk1bx]

It’s a miracle that he survived that vicious encounter.

[@brianajohnikins5498]

The way this man fought without running away was awesome and also that goose tried to do a surprise attack but failed,hahahahahahah😂😃😆

[@rustcohle3803]

The funniest part is when you thought the goose was done but he comes back lmao

[@katekatey279]

🤣🤣

[@m0zell515]

literally had me dead hahaha

[@TJNightTrain]

actually, that was not the funniest part...... as no one was laughing. the funniest part was him swating at the goose you idiot.

[@jamesbeckenham1469]

@Nes Ally he's just stating how the part that received the most laughs was when he swatted it which means the data shows that was the funniest part

[@dariusswinney3417]

@@TJNightTrain Shut up loser

[@rmunthe9tahunyanglalu794]

Goose : Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.

[@traceylafontaine8893]

😂😂😂😂👌

[@soniabalmiki2299]

LMAO 😂😂

[@dronedit]

😂😂😂😂

[@rmunthe9tahunyanglalu794]

😂😂😂😂

[@JarredChaisson]

Yup

[@PeaceIsYeshua]

_“Oh yeah, he’s gonna get a _*_burden.”_* The people watching this and laughing is the funniest thing ever!! I’ve been laughing over this video for years! 😂🤣

[@katza831]

Bombarded

[@PeaceIsYeshua]

@@katza831 Totally!! 😂

[@billbixby557]

The bird standing tall at the end of the clip, "I know where you park, see you at 5, Dave...little nancy boy."

[@heatherramsey9190]

"Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected." Sun Tzu

[@emperorclaudias3316]

Lmao good one.

[@Sergio-sh8qv]

Your suggestion for geese to fight human right?

[@bait5257]

😂

[@jessevos5109]

If the goose has the chance it would kill you and everyone you care about.

[@myoui__]

yu

[@goodvibez693]

0:56 Woman: "Let's go, it's not worth it." Man: *Looks back* "Piece of trash." Goose: "What did you call me?!"

[@melt.6261]

Good Vibez LOL!! 🤣

[@yesandyes9168]

1:00 When you’re finished arguing with someone and they say “yeah that’s what I thought”

[@fintanbochra]

666 likes

[@uknw1952]

😂

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

'Let's call it a draw.' 'No.'

[@megabites8592]

It was the "this is Sparta" kick for me

[@1shot-1kill84]

Everyone laughing is just as funny as the Guy n Goose! 🤣

[@yooniespink5468]

I love how the bird had to come at him, for one last time 😂

[@holysammich3535]

oml it’s like: must...attack...hooman! Waaa! 😂

[@aceracer7408]

Takes a run at the guy, full speed!

[@g4bri3l.]

Just like humans, even after the other side already surrendered after a fight

[@Mosesinmusic]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@abhilashyadav2274]

It ain't over yet

[@Quares02]

The guy fought for that ladies bag and no one is talking about it

[@As_ad_A]

He literally could of grabbed the bag and walked off calmly.

[@gabrielfmm5465]

because we dont care about a woman's bag, we care about the man fighting the goose.

[@guacamoli7]

That right there was a real man

[@lolapple1238]

SIMP

[@Plantfreak_]

@@lolapple1238 stfu

[@amithram22]

I watch this every day as therapy, it has me rolling every time. Favorite parts :17 when the dude first realizes the threat and 1:01 when the goose charges in to lay down the final ass kicking

[@Fummy007]

What a waste of money, you go to therapy just to do stuff you could easily have done yourself?

[@plugshirt1762]

@@Fummy007 lol you're so dense did they not teach you reading comprehension in school? They said they watch it as therapy not that they watch it at therapy

[@guydreamr]

@@Fummy007 Oh dear, we have a Karen in the house.

[@suekam785]

Damn this is a video I wish I can experience for the first time again 😂😭

[@oldmcronald9990]

Man: *Tries to walk on public sidewalk Goose: “So you have chosen death”

[@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594]

Lol underrated

[@yungmun4155]

He was trying to get the woman’s bag back

[@coryboy345]

You have chosen..... poorly

[@yougothere6000]

OldMcRonald: commenting on a YT video Audience: "So you have chosen unoriginality"

[@Syewm]

He should make space for the goose instead he just walked straight into him

[@GodotOfficial]

Goose: You just walked into the wrong neighbourhood, homie

[@fulcrum2951]

WTF does rt has to do with this video?

[@fulcrum2951]

Shouldnt do that, its just doing the typical thing of literally every single politicians worldwide and not even an animal would do that. Still begs the question, what does that have anything to do with this video?

[@fulcrum2951]

Miles Edgeworth putin bot? they're just another alt right retards being the sjws of the youtube comment section. Those idiots putting stupid comments in the rt comment section dont even deserve to support putin to begin with considering how small their mindset are and you accusing others of being a crazy pro putin bot whatever is just as bad as those commenters

[@yamazaruptk3302]

Miles Edgeworth You must be a troll cause the comment had literally nothing to do with Russia or Putin. Lol Americans salty cause they elected a guy Putin could control, smh. Bet half the people bitching didn’t vote, or voted for Sanders.

[@yamazaruptk3302]

Miles Edgeworth That’s retarded logic, and an even worse analogy. Stating something with the simplest of context to generate understanding about a topic is also retarded. But what I can I expect, from American Flag-wavers. Quick to point point out another’s issues when, your government is hot trash, and your gun control is a joke, and your president sure isn’t helping with either of those problems. Evil is purely and simply subjective to belief and relative to societal moral standard, and if society is fucked up, then so is a standard of morality. Americans do hypocrisy far better than any other country or tribe to ever exist on this planet. “Righteous duty” given to you by whom? Your misguided moral compass, because America is far better than Russia, right. There is a reason America and Russia have been enemies. It’s because both of their countries and governments operate eerily similar to each other and prioritize the same things, and due to the similarity, both countries come to despise the other and distance themselves with use of hypocrisy on the other.

[@swaninabox1488]

This is the funniest thing on the internet.. Right up there with the 107 year old Irishman that was interviewed in the 60's.

[@danielhausser8038]

Image being that man. Getting attacked, having a shitty day as it gets... Then, a few weeks later, you find this video realising that you even were recorded, laughed at and uploaded here for everyone else. 😂🙈👍

[@58lukum]

Bet when he woke up that day he didn’t think he’d be fighting a goose.

[@di7209]

Bold to assume he didn’t wake up just to fight it

[@myytchannel6632]

You would fight a goose too if it is picking on your everyday on your way to a job you hate.

[@TMthe33rd]

We wouldn't know but what if... When the man woke up that morning, he feel some jedi premonitions while saying, "today is the day".

[@ULTwarrior17]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@1m2a3t4t5]

Idk he seemed pretty ready

[@zoom3d90]

I feel like we are missing the beggining of the story between this dude and goose. Seems like they mutually hate each other for long time lol

[@Entropy__]

The mother goose and gosling's are to the left of the bag. Why he is attacking

[@daniellove162]

The origin story.

[@vivs9314]

Swirling Vortex of Entropy Because he needed to get the lady’s bag while trying to not get his head pecked off?

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

@@daniellove162 Absolutely.

[@bgrg]

they were best friends once.

[@mayaankpatankar4143]

I like how he straight up tried to sparta kick that goose towards the end

[@aimeek1236]

Videos like this is what the internet was created for

[@carlosmr8361]

Man: exist The goose: and I took that personally

[@therock-cs7sp]

Jordan again! Wtf! The most overrated athlete!

[@Sdothull]

@@therock-cs7sp blasphemy

[@therock-cs7sp]

@@Sdothull he is not GOD!

[@fairfeatherfiend]

Stop with the cliche.

[@ilikeapples1824]

I'm your 1000th like, you better thank me!

[@Laura-jy6xg]

The kick he attempts to give the goose at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@glovere2]

I’ve had run-ins with them, too. I had a computer consulting job at an office building in the suburbs and the geese chased me to the door. Geese are huge birds and they don’t appear to be afraid of anything. Also, I live on the beach on Lake Michigan in Chicago and my dog is even afraid of them. He will chase ducks but he runs away when these guys show up. When he sees them in the park he wants to go in the opposite direction. Me, too.

[@kevmang7339]

Man: “this is such a nice walk” Goose: “let me teach you the meaning of fear”

[@DarkMoon3693]

🤣😂🤣❤👍

[@gandalf8454]

😂

[@noeldacunos8144]

😤😤😤😤😤

[@serow_dankichi]

😆😆😆😆😆😏

[@garhent]

Man: "let me teach you the meaning of hollandaise sauce".

[@xenowhore]

When a Canadian is born, they are cast into a large pit filled with Canadian Geese. Only the strong emerge.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Just like the movie 300

[@adamextras]

Yes this is true

[@Matt_J98]

Can confirm.

[@Resistculturaldecline]

Judging by that video, it's confirmed not true.

[@marissasue319]

See?? Look at these cute, hilarious comments 😂🤣 Where are the racism-crazy jackfucks, though??!!

[@emperorwang0861]

Man: minds his own business Goose: and i took that personally

[@jodineutz4296]

This made my whole week!!! The people laughing make it even funnier:)

[@GLamoRousCooKie]

The fact that they know exactly what's going to happen before the goose even enters the shot makes this 10 times funnier.

[@itsSmiv]

My guess is that the goose is very territorial and considers that area its territory, so whenever a person walks by, it gets pissed and attacks. Must be very entertaining working right next to it.

[@Phobiaversity]

When you enter a Pokémon battle and is forced to fight

[@EsperTinaVI]

Well the guy's bag was already on the ground, so it seems the two had already had a scuffle, and then that's when the uploaders started recording.

[@prince.fatalis]

@@EsperTinaVI I think the bag belonged to the woman who he gave it to at the end of the video. She must have been attacked first by the goose and dropped it. He was probably informed about it.

[@kingwacky184]

@@itsSmiv I am 100% sure the reason it is acting that way is because just to the left you see another goose I am sure it is the nest and they are protecting the eggs.

[@iforgot87872]

The other goose nearby: “ugh dude sorry about my friend.”

[@Fischjesicht]

iforgot87872 that's the female stupid

[@cheguevara6198]

@@Fischjesicht u must be from Canada🤔😑

[@Fischjesicht]

@@cheguevara6198 germany

[@Fischjesicht]

@@cheguevara6198 but obviously the goose is claiming the female as his.

[@davidm.1547]

@phibble vae nice

[@weixia2098]

Goose: I still remember you wore a down jacket in the winter.

[@l3vyy95]

Man walks through path. Goose: “so you have chosen death”

[@MossXM]

man: *exists* goose: *no*

[@Schnixxxxx]

???

[@CoverBrazilian]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cerealconleche5245]

nein

[@DarkN3r0]

Goos exists as well. Your post is dumb.

[@terrorist6928]

This is foolish comment . Don't know who are those greats who liked this comment

[@divaalfirman3295]

Canada: “We are the most peaceful, polite and friendly people in the whole world” Canadian Goose: Well yes, but actually no

[@DannyGautama]

Diva Alfirman lol

[@harshmnr]

Friendly people, yes. But nobody said friendly geese. 😂 ~:~

[@user-tz5uq2bt1s]

They’re nice NOW. Google “The forgotten ruthlessness of Canada’s Great War soldiers”

[@BlueNumber1]

@@user-tz5uq2bt1s We have not forgotten, nor lost our touch. 🍁🍁🍁

[@user-tz5uq2bt1s]

Whores Heart It’s like flipping a switch. Canadians are nice as heck until you cross the line that flips that switch... then they gun you down as you plead for a ceasefire for Christmas.

[@user-dd6ng1wn1b]

These people are so mean, with a dropped briefcase as a setup, even a shill to come back for the briefcase. Well done.

[@sandrar.2662]

I love those evil giggles at the beginning of the video, cause they know what's about to happen to that poor man lol

[@bradsuarez2683]

Filmed by a bunch of hyenas

[@jojo-xk8ri]

i cackled at this

[@InkHyaena]

I mean, can you blame them? Lol

[@sboloshis1188]

They make it better.

[@davidpaul6290]

@S Boloshis They make it worse.

[@Radwar99]

@@sboloshis1188 Yep, a lot better.

[@francomoreira4222]

Canadian people: *Chill* Canadian goose: "I know more than 1000 ways to beat the sh*t out of you."

[@zarithebosslady7167]

Omy Gawd

[@seabass1428]

Most goose aren’t aggresive but if they actually are in canada they will beat your a**.

[@ghost-whitesand9447]

Sea Bass yessir.. if they're not flying away when you walk their direction.. then you'd better walk the way around or pray that your boss/teacher would have a kick out of hearing that you had an unfortunate run-in with a goose. (My buddy would always say "I got into a fight with a bear.. and won" when he was trying to tell you that a goose got in his way to class)

[@nicegoatdoctor8224]

*Geese

[@CadetGriffin]

The Canadian goose, an intellectual: _"I can kill you in 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands, eh."_

[@renkaidou4824]

Goose: "I'm gonna show to this guy who's the real boss here..."

[@dorondavid4698]

The other goose was like: "Larry, leave the humans alone, dude"

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

I get the feeling those people have been camped out in that spot for days...just watching human after human get mugged by those pricks. 🤣

[@danielhausser8038]

I would order a pizza being delivered there. 😂

[@janeeyre1990]

I'm not sure, because hard of hearing and auto-generated captions only, but I think the woman at the beginning says, "Aw yeah, he's gonna get a birdin'."

[@danielhausser8038]

@@janeeyre1990 Lol true! Funny woman, she made a pun.😂

[@moonvio9713]

@@danielhausser8038 pretty sure she said “aw yeah he’s gonna get bombarded” but i’m not sure

[@danielhausser8038]

@@moonvio9713 That's fine with me, too. 😂

[@samfliesthehelicopter4436]

Goose: "Why are you running?" "Why are you running?"

[@kyle4251]

Underrated comment😂😂

[@sundigest1121]

@@kyle4251 no it's very unoriginal

[@kyle4251]

Rayene Boussetta well duh! If it’s so unoriginal why didn’t you comment it???

[@lela658]

Hilarious bravery!! 🤣😄🤣 very fitting for the monent...

[@Tybiggs25_]

🤣🤣

[@_UPRC]

Hahahaha, I love this. It's eleven years old? How have I NEVER seen this!?

[@AbdulAhad-bg1fe]

man : walks goose : so you have chosen death

[@DanA-zf8bt]

I like how he’s swinging the paper at the goose instead of his bag

[@Readysetgo2007]

Good choice really. Otherwise the goose could get hurt. Btw, such a scary goose that was...

[@harunohi_9047]

@@SecondLoft I like how you said that

[@micahdietrich3170]

It’s Canada, he didn’t want to hurt it

[@hannahdann5256]

@@SecondLoft chill dude who hurt you

[@realeyesyt9759]

Because he dont want to hurt that goose.

[@DavidH-lq9ih]

I like how this happens so often they use the term "bombirded" to describe it.

[@adithyaramesh5634]

I like that they just slipped that pun in there like it's an actual term

[@coilcreature]

i thought that was just the canadian accent lol

[@Windtorment]

@@coilcreature hahha no

[@Doriane-meilleurconseil-immo]

What can explain a goose attack? 😅

[@zendariun101]

She uses

[@JayDonagh]

Imagine just going to work in the morning and getting harassed by a goose. Who do you talk to about that? What do you even do? There's no support hotline for that.

[@Cripes-nj8jm]

I come back to this when I need a laugh 😂

[@StephJ0seph]

Lesson learned: If you're going to be walking around in Canada ALWAYS bring a rolled up newspaper and prepare for battle...

[@jeremyhanna3852]

Or 9mm

[@bigul_siwach]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geniusaccidental3805]

What a Canadian weapon of choice

[@ScallopHolden]

Ha they are all over the United States too. Steer clear

[@justthinking650]

@@jeremyhanna3852 very poor choice of weapons

[@GrahamBarth]

Untitled Goose Game: Origins

[@crescentmoon632]

Sound about accurate

[@ZER0O9]

This will start a spin-off series, Untitled goose fighter.

[@randomnickify]

Like seriously that has to be the case :)

[@Hopefulgeek]

I was looking to find a comment like this 🦆

[@crashpal]

Assassin's Goose

[@superjare23]

1. Grab the neck. 2. Swing. 3. Success.

[@untouchable.girl785]

This got me laughing so hard, like every time I watch this lol 😭

[@selkie3]

My dad used to tell me that every year on Canadian thanksgiving we Canadians perform a ritual to transfer all our anger into the geese

[@durratulaishah3703]

I can tell

[@TheRealAeternum]

Because he's right

[@comahai9977]

Really?

[@annabourbon]

LOL

[@zigzagindabag1320]

Coma hai of course, it’s Canadian tradition. They transfer their anger to the geese or they save it for the next hockey game.

[@fathergabrielstokes4706]

Man: What a sunny and happy day Goose: *allow me to introduce myself*

[@bahaar2825]

😂😂😂😂

[@SerTempleton]

Gabriel bahaha 😆

[@freespeech6999]

and the goose gets greeted with a hard slap from a flying jacket. Goose retreats and fast.

[@vishalsinghchauhan4372]

😄😄

[@hehe8948]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DirtCheapFU]

Growing up in Minnapolis. We need more men like this. Damn geese these days.

[@waifubtch6208]

0:46 Lol I died laughing at this part

[@oneandonlyjaybee]

You and me both!

[@RennieAsh]

Objective: Steal business man’s documents/briefcase.

[@whatsup4003]

Rennie Ash Mission failed we’ll get em next time

[@pandanina]

Super Mission Z Plan A - failed, time for Plan B

[@RennieAsh]

@@pandanina new objective : Defeat the business Hero

[@nickic8759]

The goose at the end: “Hey, you think we’re done? We’re not done.”

[@officialspaceefrain]

Now choke me 🥰

[@shendruew]

"No, I'll TELL you when we're done m'fer!" XD

[@justinpoland768]

Goose: Hey, where u goin’? I’m just getting started......

[@JKPieGuy]

"Discombobulate"

[@meowww7705]

💀💀

[@shangobunni5]

Laughing so hard I can’t breathe! 😂

[@sloppyjoebreadbowl5184]

They’re laughing, but not only did he stand his ground, he rescued that lady’s briefcase as well. Thats about as main character as you can get tbh

[@Netsaver]

anybody notice the other goose just watching this whole thing?

[@Celestial_Wing]

+Netsaver The female, she probably had a nest there, and her spouse was only protecting her and their un-hatched chicks.

[@mychannel594]

+One Winged Ice Angel The man wasn't bothering the eggs, especially during the last attack when he was walking away from them.

[@Celestial_Wing]

mychannel The male or female won't take the chance. If you come within a certain distance of their nest they will attack. And when the guy was walking away, the male was trying to tell him "I'm the bigger man, don't fuck with me!"

[@MrKlinton1987]

it's a different breed duck

[@mr.waffles1613]

It was probably enjoying the show.