Every CRAZY Pokedex Entry in Pokemon Sword & Shield

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I went through every Pokedex entry in Pokemon Sword and Shield to find the ones I thought were the most funny, creepy, fascinating, and just plain weird.
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#Pokemon #pokemonswordshield

[@chandler2581]

I personally like Roserade's Shield entry: "The poison in its right hand is quick acting. The poison in its left hand is slow acting. Both are life threatening."

[@cinderleaves3949]

Chandler Farmer Shield is creepier than Sword. I love it.

[@jorgegonzalezavila9376]

@@mewtwo150clone Roserade's face _does_ have that sadistic look to it

[@cinderleaves3949]

ELLA PENNELL Cause it is And we dark ppl Us humans who play Shield.

[@vantacyan]

No poi

[@julioc.3158]

@@jorgegonzalezavila9376 Jlullaby totally agrees on her smugness.

[@theoaremevano3227]

Shield Pokedex: "Golurk may contain a perpetual motion device." Chairman Rose: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

[@ciphymasterofmedia9104]

That would have solved the entire plot of the game, jeez.

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@ciphymasterofmedia9104 Victini could have also solved the game's plot, I heard somewhere that it creates infinite energy!

[@ultimate9046]

@@cintronproductions9430 It has to like you though

[@waluigijalapeno2080]

@@ultimate9046 I'd say Rose is a pretty likeable guy, so I don't think he'd have a problem getting Victini to like him

[@Kyumifun]

Intresting.... 😏

[@starwolf27]

I feel like Drapion's entry about being afraid of Hippowdon makes even more sense when you consider that, as a Poison/Dark type, it's only weak to Ground.

[@abrahamgonzales1888]

Plot twist:dra pion is actually scared of the dwebble in the hippowdon

[@egotrips4810]

Same thing I said lol. It's pretty cool because it shows Pokemon know even their own weaknesses & don't wanna get KO'd/die.

[@Coconut_Prrson]

Fighting?

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@Coconut_Prrson Drapion isn't weak to Fighting because it's part Poison type, which resists Fighting.

[@sayvionwashington1939]

Doubt it wants to get bit by one either.

[@hiimlorenzo807]

I’m shocked that you didn’t mention Hatterene’s Shield dex entry. It says “If you’re too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokémon is known as the Forest Witch.” That means that if you accidentally yell or scream around this Pokémon then you can literally be killed violently by being gruesomely torn to pieces. Seems fitting for an E rated video game.

[@hollowknightfan2379]

Don't train Hatterene during allergy season.

[@fusionwing4208]

it always fascinated me how, for a game deliberately made for younger audiences... these dex entries are either realistic as hell (pokemon actively hunt and kill each other), or flat out nightmare fuel, as is the case for the Hatterene entry mentioned

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Child: *exists* Litwick: Finally, some good freaking food.

[@teteichawngthu9311]

Chandelure:Son have you got the food give it to me you don't need it

[@lemonade_7489]

OML

[@cinderleaves3949]

Drifblim: pls let me have it! Drifblim: I’ll kidnap it and give it to you!

[@waffleweirdo1252]

Dusknoir: You guys can have the body if you want

[@cinderleaves3949]

Waffle Weirdo Drifblim: nu Drifblim: I need the soul.

[@earlharveysantiago3744]

Alolan Ninetales : I'm not the Messiah Galarian people: He's the messiah

[@crouchingcape9997]

No Sawk is Moses.

[@earlharveysantiago3744]

@@crouchingcape9997 your right

[@pundertalefan4391]

I just wanna know how the heck he got one. Pokemon home isn't out yet.

[@bwavii6058]

XD

[@cinderleaves3949]

Pundertale Fan Magic

[@XalconKugelBlitz]

Michael: *accidently goes next to a musharna with dark mist* *a minute later* Michael: *running away from thousands of miltanks*

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@redfernplace]

THAT is my nightmare. Except without Miltank.

[@helenlyons924]

😂

[@ethanlivingston3361]

Me: walks near same musharna Martin's solrock: appears

[@macaronimew1219]

LOL

[@utubeiskaren7796]

Blipbug: the pokédex is unnecessarily mocking my strength. Magikarp: first time?

[@TheLegoKid2003]

At least the dex says Blipbug is smart. The dex straight up calls Magikarp pathetic and completely useless.

[@ZeBeBe3101]

Researchers:"Give us the Truth!" Bronzor:"You can't handle the truth!"

[@emldV2]

Literally

[@umbreonhyperdream]

Actually what I was thinking

[@enzoo7282]

Lol

[@quentonstillion2986]

I was literally about to comment the same thing😂

[@shyrolax6244]

You will never reach the truth reseacher

[@resurrekt7114]

Here's one: Cofagrigus's Sword dex entry says: " It's body is made out of pure gold. *People say it no longer remembers that it one was human* " This connects really well to all of Yamask's entries, because they mention that it literally carries it's human face (the mask they carry is said to once be the face, so they technically carry their face) around, so imagine when they evolve and look at the mask, they'll be like: "I've never met this man in my life" Furthermore, Yamask's dex entry in White says that "each of them retains memories of it's former life." So this basically tells me that it is definitely possible to see a Yamask at a funeral of someone it once knew when it was alive, and suddenly evolve and be like, "Who is this? What am I doing here? Why do I care?"

[@suspiciouslysollux590]

Resurrekt I’ve never thought of that lmao xD

[@nickvang7]

Just like how Marowak got over its dead mother

[@resurrekt7114]

@RoNoob Guy the mask that they carry *used to be their human face*, so technically they still do carry their human face

[@thielenlopes]

I think it is a good thing, since Yamask cryies every time it looks to it's mask, remembering his past life.

[@resurrekt7114]

@@thielenlopes Yeah, it might be good but if the Yamask is in eternal sadness, like Cubone, it would make more sense to overcome it, not to forget it at all

[@SomeJerkOnTheInternet]

"I thought they would get along because they are the same Species" Let me tell you about this Species called "Humans"

[@dockiscute]

some Jerk on the Internet lol

[@potatolord6977]

Got you to 69 likes

[@8bitty192]

Potatolord69 i ruined it

[@potatolord6977]

Blue Diamond. •6,829 Years Ago• you, Actually I’m not even mad. 7 is my favorite color.

[@breey45]

Potatolord69 wait what-

[@creativecreeper2860]

Nobody: The dreepy: we crave violence mother

[@justsomeguyevadingtaxes497]

YEET US AT THOU ENEMY MOTHER

[@personifiedcat]

I thought Togekiss' Sword entry was interesting. "These Pokemon are never seen anywhere near conflict or turmoil. In recent times they've hardly been seen at all." Like is that a reference to the conflict of the game or just the general state of the world.

[@silvertalon007]

Maybe the Pokemon World has It's own version of Trump.

[@jorgegonzalezavila9376]

After all, Gumshoos is flat-out based on Donald Trump and both Galarian Corsola and Eiscue are based on global warming...

[@jorgegonzalezavila9376]

@Pott Rott really negga

[@ChaosNo65SolarWind]

@@jorgegonzalezavila9376 Gumshoos is based on a detective. The blonde thing is supposed to be a cap. Its Ability Stakeout reflects that. Still, the resemblance to Orange Man is uncanny.

[@trikinya]

Both

[@theluckygamer10]

Chandelure, Shield: "In homes illuminated by Chandelure instead of lights, funerals were a constant occurrence- or so it's said."

[@dillonmcknight9558]

What they dont tell you is that hes the lights of a funeral home for aesthetics.

[@debesson1049]

My Chandelure is my 3rd fav Pokèmon on my Sword playthrough

[@grimlockgreg3063]

Translation: chandelure kills anything to power itself with there soul ... or it is said

[@liliekernizan7028]

Steam Dragon they died because ‘’funeral’’

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

I have a chandelure

[@theaussieidiot5378]

Corvisquire: *can use rocks as weapons* Also corvisquire: *cant learn rock throw*

[@mewtwosmashbros9626]

True

[@julius362]

Holup

[@kittyyoutuber9]

***uhhhh***

[@txtp]

holy-

[@InfiniteBreadsticks]

Lul

[@julianheng1298]

Mikey: "You can't cut liquid" Sawk: "Ok then, PokeMoses. Split the sea apart like I heard you do in the stories."

[@cherooJ]

Trainer: *crying* Hatterne: *salps him* "stop being sad" Trainer: "Good job hatter---" Hatterne: *Slaps him* "stop being happy"

[@LittleIdiot858]

Trainer:”ummm...” Hatterne:*slaps him* “stop being intensely confused”

[@JYASOYT]

@@LittleIdiot858 Trainer: *releases Hatterene* Trainer: "REVENGE PRINCESS!" Hatterene: NO NOI- *Trainer leaves and Hatterene slaps a Pangoro by accident* *All wild Pokemon run up to it* Hatterene: Uh... Pangoro: ATTACK! *AAA* *Hatterene Fainted!* Hatterene: Uhhaa...Stop..being..rude...*faint* *All Pokemon run off to their respected spot*

[@JYASOYT]

and for Omega Plays you said S A L P S

[@boney4947]

"ight, I've had enough of ya dog garbage" *slap fight between hatterene and trainer*

[@HI-ho4bj]

You know what hatterene is a perfect Pokémon for Cyrus and the perfect Mon for he's emotionless so called perfect world

[@pezzajr2046]

My theory: The sword which makes up Aegislash’s body was once the king’s sword. The king killed an enemy in cold blood, maybe that enemy was the previous ruler. Then the enemy’s soul united with the sword, to kill the traitor...

[@XMan_The_Great]

Cool

[@RedK5]

Umbreon Gengar this needs to be seen

[@thatonejojofan9401]

The new MatPat be like

[@stupid2735]

Ok no joke... that is an AMAZING theory

[@marijncolen6226]

Or he couldn't live with his own guilt and lost himself because of all the people that fell to the blade of the sword so he took his own life

[@Noivern87]

Trainer: *sobbing* She left me , Hattrem. Why did she- Hattrem: *punch* SHUT THE F*CK UP!!

[@weasel_in_a_tophat]

Don't have a Sobble and a Hattrem on the same team. Sobble makes you cry uncontrollably, and Hattrem just keeps punching you

[@jon.p.9358]

Me: Hattrem! Language!

[@The_Lad_Crusher]

Damn hattrem harsh , also leguage

[@DeathIsMyOnlyRelease]

LOL

[@angeldude101]

I mean, I can't say I blame her. Emotions can be really loud and it can get very uncomfortable with so many people metaphorically screaming in your ear (or literally, since actual sound isn't much better as Hatterene's Shield entry mentions).

[@keeganbanner3035]

That Weezing entry is even more interesting as it implies that in some way Pokemon morph or change in order to try and restore the natural order of things if humans somehow change that. It's actually something that seems to be consistent across all regional variants

[@squidbro6635]

Can you elaborate. I understand Wheezing purifying air due to pollution and maybe Rattata and Raticate changing to night/dark types due to yungoos, but what about the others?

[@FeIlini]

*Cough* Galarian corsola *cough*

[@StonedtotheBones13]

You're right, they're displaying adaptation 😮

[@jacksonvoet8312]

Hey, Pokémon are the actual descendants of the children of God, so it makes sense that they maintain the world order since humans have some issues due to being estranged from Pokémon in multiple points in history.

[@kidnow_squidnow]

Lampent's Shield Entry: "It lurks in cities, disguising itself as a street lamp. When it finds someone whose death is near, it silently trails behind that person." Spoopy..

[@williamgeorge3111]

Person: (looks behind themselves) Lampent: 'sup. person: my time has come.

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Lampent : _giggles_ You're in danger~

[@kidnow_squidnow]

Lampent: *sees person* Also Lampent: So you have chosen... *death.*

[@resurrekt7114]

LAMP

[@monarchatto6095]

Tbh I think it’s because Lampent wants to accompany the person while in their last moments

[@bingus262]

“Corvisquire can be seen picking up and throwing rocks” Corvisquire can’t learn rock throw.

[@akatsuki8554]

can it learn wrap? bind?

[@tammyeames9014]

Maybe?

[@narwhalnarwhal1399]

69 likes

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Rushed game

[@blitzhd_8494]

Gastly can learn ice punch, so there.

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

Fun fact: Corvisquire’s Dex entry references real life crows, which are smart enough to make and use tools!

[@PopcornCone]

Cylasbreakdown damn beat me to it

[@peternguyen7530]

Cylasbreakdown true, ture. Corviknight are super intelligent too, hence the flying taxi mechanic.

[@idreadFell365]

Dang it, I was about to mention that

[@flipfreak14]

Not simply crows, but the entirety of the Corvid family! Rooks, Ravens. Jays. And Magpies!

[@joshiscoolngl]

Well why aren't we bowing to crows with bazookas yet, explain that

[@thejadeninja]

Trainer: *stubs toe and starts cussing out everything around them* Hattrem:*punches trainer with full force*

[@artoria4085]

Golisopod: *exists* Grapploct: *also exists* Sunken ship: Why do I hear boss music

[@ZelKazekaga]

-Abandoned ship starts playing

[@nobj7824]

Both: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@Darkinfiniteedgelordslife]

Guzma: Cheers for the Golisopods

[@Webbylightplays2005]

It’s funny because he put Golisopod before Grapploct just like how Golisopod debut in Alola and how Grapploct debut in Galar. 🤣

[@kennethhelt5053]

This doesn’t relate to the comment but when Mikey said flex down then flex up I thought FLEX ON FLEX OFF

[@infinitethunder6184]

Trainer: "YES! Great job Hatter..." Hatterene: *furiously chokes me*

[@ParaternalSkies64]

VIBE CHECK

[@TheRapist69420]

@@ParaternalSkies64 no u

[@CrumpetFn69]

Infinite Thunder its hatrem

[@infinitethunder6184]

@@CrumpetFn69 hatterene is worse. Also it is physically capable of chocking

[@theoaremevano3227]

Everyone: "Man I feel so bad for beating Hop all the ti--" Hatterene: "I'll teach YOU to feel sympathy for your friend!"

[@TheSilliestGoof]

“Boltund is its natural enemy” *Me, who used a Boltund and a Theivul on the same team* *“I have made an error”*

[@doggygirl3187]

Separate them. Before it's too late

[@teamsharpened7661]

I did that too :|

[@Garlictoastify]

I also did that 🙄

[@_C4RB0N_]

Sophie Feltz pt

[@_C4RB0N_]

Pokemon talk

[@blackfoxstudios4101]

Fun fact: In Toxapex's pokedex entry, it talks about how Galar has very cold water. Galar also seems to be a cold region in general, most trainers that are mostly found outside wear clothing better fitted for warm weather (other than the swimmers, but those people are just mentally insane). Galar, in general, is a cold region, thus how so many Ice Types can be found, also explains why there is multiple snowy routes. It could also be a reason for the unpredictable weather in the Wild Area. It can also explain how Darumaka, a pokemon whose feces was literally used as a portable heat source, became an ice type in Galar, due to the intense lack of hot weather (Other than Route 6 and, I assume, the first half of Route 8). Edit: Also, I just noticed something. So you know how depending on the story of events, you get Zacian/Zamazenta, and Hop, your main rival and best friend, gets the other one. Zacian and Zamazenta being sisters- You and Hop has a sibling like friendship, shown how they just enter your house at any time, your mother being perfectly okay with it Zacian and Zamazenta being rivals - You and Hop are considered great rivals. Hop even calls himself your greatest rival. Your even considered his "first rival". Almost the whole journey, or wasnt about becoming to champion, it was about participating in the gym challenge together, constantly testing each other's strength after making progress, assisting each other when facing trouble. Zacian and Zamzenta represent you, the player, and Hop!

[@tjaytelevision2989]

Galar is cold because it’s based off of England

[@Savv05]

The part about zacian and zamazenta is actually really cool! I would’ve never thought of it like that but I like it a lot

[@jmurray1110]

Fairly certain zamazenta is Zack and younger brother not sister

[@Spoicey]

I mean it is based of England it it is quite cold here

[@JoseleneSmith]

Wow I absolutely love this theory

[@brandonbuell9571]

Me: *hatches a Golett from an egg* Golett: “I must execute my orders from my master that died thousands of years ago.” Me: “You literally just hatched from that egg.”

[@cintronproductions9430]

LOL, that's just as confusing and senseless as Kangaskhan hatching from an egg... with a baby.

[@ciphymasterofmedia9104]

Yo what if golurk and golettes pass on the orders to their offspring.

[@pichuperez9037]

@@ciphymasterofmedia9104 most of the time the parents aren't even there when you hatch pokemon eggs

[@ciphymasterofmedia9104]

@@pichuperez9037 no I mean when the golem line make the eggs and the order gets passed down like a genetic code

[@RandomPerson-xf9yn]

@@pichuperez9037 but they're basically robots (the automaton pokemon), the orders could be passed down genetically through their 'coding'

[@randallvindas6746]

Dwebble sees a wild roggenrola: " its free real estate"

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

F. You i literally had the voice in my head. Hell you could of just said "dwebble sees a wild roggenrola. Dwebble :)

[@duck5843]

roggenrola or hippowdon? I think you mean hippowdon

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

@@duck5843 no the hippo is happy to let them live in his hole if they don't find rock over a long period of time. So if he sees it it won't just go. But if he see roggenrola and he thinks it is good it will go

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

technically yes

[@diegoaraya6560]

I really want to see fanart of Dwebble with its 3 new houses.

[@shadedcycle]

Roggenrola and Rolycoly: *exists* Dwebble: *It’s free real estate*

[@doublex929]

Hahaha 😂

[@iike9498]

Literally!

[@Gigacheat]

I like this

[@khalidjimale9506]

Hahaha

[@obviouslycole1862]

Lol

[@pokefandylan2117]

Corvisquire’s dex entry about the tools is a reference to the intelligence of real crows! Also Snover’s berries were seen in an episode of the Sinnoh anime!

[@Back_Board826]

Wow!

[@sjgames9104]

Trainer: “where did all my Dubwool go?” Beheeyem: “gone, reduced to atoms.”

[@tailatube6165]

SJ Games lol

[@im4gi183]

Hop*

[@brandedurgan5707]

Yummy lamb chops

[@arvindsingh8326]

@@im4gi183 ooh yeah hop

[@The_MMS]

Hop: What happened to my poor dubwool *Beheeyem left the chat*

[@evagarcia865]

Me: Gets near Musharna while it’s creating dark mist Musharna: *Makes that girl that trades you a Haunter with an Everstone appear from nothing*

[@FilledOfOJ]

OH GOD OH FRICK

[@soulhoney1908]

Musharna: don't stand to close of me ok Mindy: oh you have your legendary let's trade * She forcefully trade your legendary with haunter with everstone

[@bluepearl4624]

WHITNEY APPEARS.

[@idk2195]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@soulhoney1908]

@@idk2195 mindy: hope you enjoy and if didn't evolve probably is because of that stone i put on my haunter

[@los-lobos]

“Like my god ghost Pokémon are messed up” Cofagrigus: I thought trapping robbers was a good thing!

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

well not all ghost types my good babies are mostly ghost types lol and some of them are deffinetly not messed up

[@los-lobos]

@@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary Gastly:yea Im basically just a koffing Haunter:oh yea I just lick people to kill them Gengar:heheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

@@los-lobos well their not my babies golurk is my baby so is aiegislash ok gangar may be my baby a bit

[@icepawtheyugiohdumbass9955]

My decidueye: 👁👄👁

[@txtp]

Chandelure is pretty cool tbh

[@Letmeseethat]

Dusknoir : sees an enemy Sobble. Also Dusknoir : eats the sobble and spits it’s dead body out.

[@peternguyen7530]

Sobble: Cries Dusknoir: Cries as well

[@brandontherabboat4850]

Goodra, Pokémon Sword: “Sometimes it misunderstands instructions and appears dazed or bewildered. Many Trainers don't mind, finding this behavior to be adorable.” As if it couldn’t get any cuter!

[@decidueyefan3844]

Me: alright goodra, use dragon pulse and then do a double back handspring with only the things on ur head and then make sweet and spicy apple curry after setting up the camping tent and serve it all to marnie over in spikemuth Goodra: **visible adorable confusion*

[@shade08538]

Charles Brown jr .....wat?

[@_Blankspace_]

Sliggo can’t tell the difference between food and friends It eats its friends

[@mettatonex7221]

Yeah, because your Pokemon misunderstanding its orders can't possibly get on anybody's nerves. This thing is still the worst Pseudo Legendary, and this entry just made it worse.

[@blitzhd_8494]

@@_Blankspace_ Goomy: *Slime*

[@brickmastere5535]

The "Skin on Appletun's Back" is most likely referring to those large strips of "pie crust" on its back. As most lizards shed their skin, its probably harmless to them to peel it off and most likely falls off on its own as well. Also, what if the original form the Dreepy were was Diplocaulus?? Their heads look like them, after all.

[@mastermindcow6210]

The Dex said something about Dreepy being formerly aquatic creatures way back when, and coupled with its physical traits that theory makes perfect sense.

[@gildalisboa4204]

Im happy diplocaulus has a pokemon representation. Diplocaulus is kinda obscure and deserves more attention!

[@playerlgamer0592]

Does Anyone have pokemon Shield and have a appletun?

[@conglyvo1332]

Me: *hmmm what does it taste like*

[@elfmonster1476]

I do believe that, yes, the Dreepy line is based on Diplocaulus.

[@arec225]

I find that Drakloak's Shield entry hilarious. "Without a Dreepy to place on its head and care for, it gets so uneasy it'll try to substitute any Pokémon it finds for the missing Dreepy. " Imagine Darkloak having some other pokemons instead of dreepy on its head. xD

[@crocomire936]

Or a cramorant eating a dreepy

[@TheHammerGuy94]

Wait till kangaskhan’s baby swaps places with dreepy

[@MrMutou]

Ah so that's why there's no rattata in galar🤔#goodwork

[@elefantplayzzz2709]

I definitely seen this one

[@enderethan229]

Rhyperior. Enough said.

[@The27Hntrs]

I always liked Galarian Meowth as it referenced the relationship between Vikings and Cats. Vikings would use cats to help with rodent infestation on seafaring journeys and they played an important part in their religion as the Goddess, Freyja who was the goddess of love, fertility, and battle was pulled around in a chariot by two large cats.

[@iancampbell2517]

“You can’t cut a liquid” *Moses enters the chat*

[@theg-maxtoxtricity2709]

Ian Campbell *hydrophobic stuff has left the chat*

[@LX3CT_639]

Theory: Actually it spliced the molecules Reference: Alita Battle Angel 😏

[@SCP--pr1yd]

Ya mean Sawk?

[@LX3CT_639]

Yep

[@Topgsquid]

@@SCP--pr1yd If Moses had a pokemon, it would be Sawk

[@culturedcreator5185]

Micheal: you can’t cut the ocean Sawk: I AM MOSES

[@serenayvonnegabena65]

Apparently Golisopod can do the same thing based on it's dex entry in pokemon sun

[@aidenmatthew8415]

True

[@kahmorastimemanagement6096]

You can cut the ocean, but idk why he focused on the water molucule part 😂

[@bigwillstimo]

Maybe it watched too many 5 minute crafts videos

[@IrfanAhmed-dq6yk]

@@bigwillstimo one PUNCCCCCH

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

Child Murder Michael: Ugh...that's, ugh Pokémon Murder Michael: That's dope

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

@MERT KÜÇÜKTÜFEKÇİ Animals also eat humans in real life....

[@Just.SomeRand0mGuy2]

What did they say?

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

@@Just.SomeRand0mGuy2 that aimals kill hoomans bcuz they scared

[@marianolucs]

Death is the a sign of a natural evolution some animals die to be consumed by others but you know who you are or were gumans like children and were a child

[@Headless_Toil2418]

What about BABY POKEMON MURDER HEHE

[@kingrobotnik6950]

My guess to the farfected is because the leek is tied to its fighting spirit. It probably takes a bite after battle/training and the leek grows back due to its energy. When it’s fighting spirit has wilted after a lifetime of battle, the blade will have also wilted. Thus bitting it won’t let grow back but I doubt it would eat a dying/dead leek. Like a rusty sword, it probably lays it to rest, with the sword going back into the earth. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust…

[@adhiprajna4127]

Wow

[@starfallcolors4491]

So like the 3 critical hits you made is like a fighting spiritual bonding spell? I like your idea!

[@mtheju]

Too far-fetched, imo. I think the leek is more of food for humans and not for Sirfetch'd. For the Pokemon, it's merely a weapon.

[@darrylmihalko2838]

All Hail King Robotnik

[@megalucario5206]

Tsareena’s Shield entry reminds people why everyone calls it a dominatrix: “A kick from the hardened tips of this Pokémon's legs leaves a wound in the opponent's body and soul that will never heal.”

[@cinderleaves3949]

Connor Born So if she kicks you enough, you die. *Mallow new plan don’t level up until I get confirmation on what levels are fine to beat Leon*

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@cinderleaves3949 Maybe it would just be a really bad scar. It could heal, but never fully.

[@ShayTheValiant]

Fun fact: Thievul and Boltund being natural enemies is a reference to "The Fox and The Hound."

[@homie_g8948]

Master Templar Shay Interesting

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Ya don’t say?

[@tcgfant]

I had both of these pokemon in my team for a while....

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Disney: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@Bunni-6942]

My Thievul and Boltund are actually friends

[@thespinodino]

My favorite entry is Duralodon’s that mentions how it fights with Tyranitar, which possibly references the dynamic between Godzilla and Mechagodzilla.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Yet, for some reason, we don't have any references to the arch-enemy dynamic of Godzilla and Ghidorah. It'd make for a cool entry for Tyranitar or Hydreigon. *Except Hydreigon would win everytime, unlike Ghidorah against Godzilla.*

[@gengarzilla1685]

I'm sad they didn't suggest a rivalry with Aggron instead. Think on it, Tyranitar's rampages are so vicious that maps must be redrawn afterwards, while Aggron dutifully repairs its territory in times of disaster. These two are quite literally opposites.

[@Qvartz_Lite]

I find duraludon's entry sad because they reconned the Aggron-Tyranitar rivalry, and it would have been very cool to have them three duking it out.

[@mishmash5576]

@@Qvartz_Lite now that'd make a sick movie

[@smayansrivastava9511]

@@mishmash5576 rillaboom ?

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

The Klink thing could be easily explained imo Just as some years ago we thought Velociraptors were like 2 meters tall, but now we know they were like 40cm tall Things, specially things about the past, change very frequently with new discoveries The one in Unova was probably the oldest registered time _by the time Juniper did those investigations,_ but there was more information found since

[@ShadowKnight5204]

Wait, so the average human being is taller than a velociraptor? Oh, I am going to enjoy this bit of knowledge

[@themcmusicninja798]

We always knew velociraptors were small, jurassic park put the wrong information out..

[@vincenzoditrolio6985]

@@ShadowKnight5204 yeah they’re like the size of chickens.

[@soappacket2342]

i was thinking too 100 years ago were the first time Klink were spotted in Unova, not in all of the world. (Haven't played the games in some time, so sorry if this is rebutted in the game)

[@TheAxolotlKingOfficial]

Maybe Klink WAS near ancient people than went to chargestone cave

[@Philliam_t]

*on a gmax lapras* “The view is great from up here” “Wait why is lapras shrinking ”

[@slevinchannel7589]

17:48: That just stuck me as totally weird. I mean, seriously, is Gamefreak drinking too much Sake or what? This thing is outright evil basically, which is too much for a Dark Type... and it's also not even Dark Type... What the heck?

[@berkay4903]

@@slevinchannel7589 stfu

[@thomashollingshead015]

SCP- 049 what’s your problem?

[@bluezue8825]

SCP- 049 Nice, you bully random people in the comments for.... commenting?

[@KhaiRSZone.]

Doesn’t gmax run out after 3 turns? So if the gmax Lapras doesn’t use any moves, it could stay gmax forever

[@jeffreycannon8452]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Litwick: C O N S U M E T H E C H I L D

[@sebastianvaldez9536]

Jeffrey Cannon this deserves more likes

[@gildalisboa4204]

"DONT TOUCH THE CHILD!"~Sr. Pelo

[@-dodup-5970]

Jeffrey Cannon LMAO

[@cinderleaves3949]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Drifblim: K i d n a p t h e c h i l d

[@Kyumifun]

Other pokémon: are we a joke to you?

[@laurenansell4948]

Beheeyem : goes to a farm A dubwool : aight ima head out

[@victoriamilk2865]

Nice

[@dogogamer4180]

Lol

[@risan7495]

Maybe they both go to a club and Dubwool maybe had too many drinks and woke up in an alley

[@MrElvenbrother]

Also reminds of Majora's Mask cow-abducting aliens.

[@Eric-py8yy]

@@MrElvenbrother in the older movies the aliens snatched cows

[@CooperGal24]

Alolan Ninetales' Pokedex entry kinda makes sense. In Pokemon Unite, Ninetales has a costume called Shrine Style, which is a winter kimono. And shrines are places where people go to pray for blessings or good luck. This also makes sense if you take the "Origin" section of Alolan Ninetales from the Bulbapedia: "Its mountain habitat and lore as a deity incarnation may be a reference to Poliʻahu, the Hawaiian goddess of snow who is said to reside on Mauna Kea." So that pretty much explains why Alolan Ninetales was worshiped.

[@rabidmutts]

it also is a throw to inari, the one who is assosiated with kitsune yokai which ninetales is based on. kitsunes were messengers for inari and soon are worshipped as their own gods now!

[@roccotherayquaza2468]

11:20 Trainer trying to polish Bronzor to get the truth: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!! Bronzor: *YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!*

[@jicao]

Snowrunt: * can only survive in cold areas* Also Snowrunt: * always shivering*

[@100notkirapreston6]

You mean snorunt?

[@syedmajidhassan4051]

It's a painful existence, it doesn't like the cold but if it doesn't go there it dies

[@im_a_no_name]

@@syedmajidhassan4051 but the dex says it "happily bounces around" in those temperatures

[@djneonreaper4990]

My headcanon is that either 1)they shiver just because its their bodies natural response similar to how we and other animals shiver. Or 2)they actually shiver in warm places, so the opposite of how we work

[@wasthatthebiteof8796]

1000 years ago: "Hey Golett, can you get me a taco?" 1000 years later: EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU KNOW WHERE TACO BELL IS LOCATED

[@darrellwillis4871]

Golett shoving a taco into a pile of dirt. *E A T, M A S T E R*

[@awesomeperson3342]

*At Tacobell* YES *HE* WOULD LIKE HIS TACO WITH EXTRA CHEESE

[@anomnisexualpossum8485]

This. This is glory in every form.

[@8bitty192]

Lmfao

[@e2b265]

Just like Dad going to get milk!

[@487trentos]

So I'm listening to this for the 3rd or 4th time, as I do while working. Hisuian Braviary is the flying service pokemon, but the current day Braviary is too cranky. I love this evolutionary change

[@squidbro6635]

Maybe Braviary felt they were being taken advantage of and were too proud to keep being used as transportation.

[@enzoassuncao8610]

Funfact: this is Gothitelle's Shield entry: "A criminal who was shown his fate by a Gothitelle went missing that same day and was never seen again"

[@menezes3388]

Cool.

[@PikaSwamps]

WTF?!

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Bruh she's fucking ghost rider

[@stupid2735]

oooooOooOoOOOhh

[@dogogamer4180]

WHAT

[@brokeashit]

Thawcky playing megalovania on opponent Trainer: stop he's already dead

[@taskc7626]

He's dead Jazz music stops

[@AshenDust_]

Thanos Ditto Pokemovania

[@bojango8326]

@@taskc7626 aa.

[@Sir507]

I want to give this a like but the fact that it already have 69, makes it a lot more funnier

[@sierra2441]

Urmm...

[@tinyq555]

Michal: I would assume that regional variants would get along because they are the same species Have you considered... Humans

[@DariusKetchum2010]

Nobody wants to consider humans; they're terrible.

[@egotrips4810]

*regional **species. I'm shocked how you misspelled those 2 words that bad.

[@ScarasRealLover]

TearDrinkers You still understood what they were trying to say, didn’t you?

[@burgerkingfootlettuce6363]

*racism exists lol*

[@princeleo2736]

Nobody fcking like

[@DaZebraffe]

12:47 "This is interesting to me, because I just kind of assumed that regional variants of different kinds would get along, because they're still the same species." Well, first off, no, they are *not* the same species. That's like calling a grizzly bear and a polar bear the same species. Secondly, even Pokemon that *are* the same species, canonically don't always get along.

[@hanoianboy9562]

They are the same species. Regional variants do exist in nature, and comparing grizzly bears and polar bears are too drastic a comparison considering they are not even closely related.

[@DaZebraffe]

@@hanoianboy9562 Yeah, literally everything you just said was incorrect. Regional variants are from radically different geographical locations within the world of Pokemon, often even different continents. Even if they'd started off the same species, evolution (and here, I mean Darwinian style, not the form seen inside the games) would guide them down such completely different paths that the end results no longer would be. I mean, just look at Darwin's finches: Loads of different species of finch, each located on a separate island of the Galapagos archipelago, separated from each other by only a few dozen feet per island. Each and every one of them came from the same single species of bird, back when the islands were connected to not only each other, but also a continent. By the time Darwin arrived, they'd diverged from each other so far that no one island's species of finch was able to reproduce with any other island's species. *And that's just from being on separate islands within the same island chain.* And, in fact, the only reason regional versions would be so different from each other as to be entirely different types-like one being a fire type and one being an ice type-would be if *exactly what I described above* had happened. Also, no. Comparing regional variants to polar bears vs grizzlies isn't even remotely inappropriate, because you're actually dead wrong about them being "not even closely related." They're actually able to produce offspring with each other. Couldn't do that if they were "not even closely related."

[@ShinotheQueeno]

I would argue against it because it is Pokémon adapting to their environment, changing how they look while doing so.

[@mohawk1010]

@@ShinotheQueeno omg that is the littleal defntion of DIVERGENT evolution you ever herd of dawins finches

[@ShinotheQueeno]

@@mohawk1010 you ever "herd" how to spell heard?

[@dragonwings11]

I particularly enjoyed Magikarp’s Sword entry: It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.

[@cintronproductions9430]

That's not exactly a new entry, it's been overused to death since Magikarp was first created. XD

[@BlursedSV]

POOKETIPS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@foul-smellingz2011]

feebas: am I a joke to you?

[@mewtwo150clone]

Unown has entered the chat

[@DragonFang409]

Pathetic is such a harsh word, the poor Magikarp. He wants to grow and become a might Gyrados but yet everyone says he’s _pathetic._

[@daisylovexx]

"You can't cut the ocean" - Tell that to Caligula when he ordered his men to stab the English Channel.

[@DS-ly6pb]

Doctor Crow underrated comment

[@bread.4644]

@Doctor Crow i was also thinking the same thing though without the beyblade part

[@Galeros]

@Doctor Crow Moses actually had a Dynamax Sawk.

[@leventemucsi9547]

And then he stabbed Jason Grace

[@andersonmorris5991]

@Levente Mucsi I despise this comment...

[@thegreatgoodra]

What if Klinks went into hiding back in ancient times and was forgotten about. Then was "discovered" or rediscovered 100 years ago

[@theoaremevano3227]

They're actually a remnant of a time many eons ago when human civilization was very advanced and after the fall, they went into hiding until humans were ready for technology again. This is the secret Bronzor are hiding from mankind. XD

[@ultimate9046]

@@theoaremevano3227 Which ties into our more machine like pokemon being pretty anicent

[@midgetydeath]

Reading between the lines of Galarian Wheezing's dex entry, the Galarians haven't realized how badly they fucked up their region as they don't know why Wheezing changed forms even though you and all of us easily understood.

[@crescent_sun482]

I mean, if Weezing fixed it fast, maybe they didn't have time to realize what they'd done?

[@drsalmonfish]

*Golisopod vs Grapploct* *To the death* *Only one survives* *Under the ocean in a Sunken Ship* *Winner gets a free meal* Top 10 Anime battles

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Last time on PokéBall Z-

[@faisalmustafa4767]

69 likes nice

[@RandomPerson-fg1jf]

I wouldn't exactly call the meal free.

[@Azeriiall]

Random Person sure it is. It might be difficult to get, but it’s still free. The loser just has to pay with their life.

[@ladydjiv]

I love the Drapion/Hippowdon entry, because it also references the relationship between Crocodiles and Hippos. There’s a video where a BABY hippo is biting and playing with a crocs tail and it doesn’t even move, cuz they don’t frick with hippos

[@zen4realfightman426]

What if you don't have any nightmares like I haven't had a nightmare in years

[@pokeperson1000]

@@zen4realfightman426 Uh... did you reply to the correct comment? Musharna's not mentioned here.

[@zen4realfightman426]

@@pokeperson1000 yes I did I was trying to just comment to the main video not reply to something

[@whylauu3287]

@@zen4realfightman426 im so sorry if this is annoying, but were you trying to say “apparently”?

[@zen4realfightman426]

@@whylauu3287 damn you speak to text

[@starimyth1462]

Thwackey: **beating a pokemon** MandJTV: Stop, stop, he's already dead!

[@maemaemae1982]

Mythetical, He will enjoy it and And that Thwackey is his.

[@penggao7034]

sounds like ash/Paul’s Chimchar with blaze activated

[@eiansabsol]

Peng Gao Why do I have a feeling that there’s another Paul And chimchar sing with Grookey and it’s trainer

[@99wins31]

9:24 Well Abomasnow already gives off very “Hey get off my lawn” vibes through its design alone

[@thedoninator5935]

Sobble facing off against a pokemon: Opponent: *hits sobble* Sobble: *cries* Opponent: *uses hydro pump out of their eyes*

[@BladeTNT2018]

Good reference

[@bernicejones8880]

Yep

[@sangkim6556]

Opponent: is a fire type Opponent: faints

[@fluffy6405]

Me: bully beats me up Me: crys Bully:loser Me: Giga impact

[@Kid_Cat64]

**misses b/c frick accuracy**

[@jjsworld4343]

Vanilish: *Blasts cold air on snowrunt* Snowrunt: This is *FINE*

[@justahuman8396]

I was gonna say that

[@xavierashelton2493]

Snorunt but I’m not mad

[@markellhawthorne2921]

Snowrunt: Mmmmmm..... yes! MORE!

[@EnriqueLaberintico]

They made it on purpose. And I love them for it.

[@resurrekt7114]

Micheal: touches Musharna The world one second later: *IT'S RAINING MILTANK*

[@Enderia2]

Resurrekt lol

[@sparkingmotions1896]

*HALLELUYA ITS RAINING MILKTANK*

[@slevinchannel7589]

The Golem Pokemon is probably Confused and without real Goal because of so many Orders! Get what i mean?!

[@slevinchannel7589]

17:48: That just stuck me as totally weird. I mean, seriously, is Gamefreak drinking too much Sake or what? This thing is outright evil basically, which is too much for a Dark Type... and it's also not even Dark Type... What the heck?

[@lindajackson8936]

Milbank have come to Galar!

[@kevrink5605]

Meowstic's "eyelike patterns" kinda act as what one might call "psychic eyes". Shown by both of Olympia's Meowstic in the anime by the way the usually have their eyes closed, but their eyelike patterns revealed

[@hollowknightfan2379]

Maybe the "patterns" are actually its eyes and the professors just have that backwards, that'd be cool.

[@haikaladitama3382]

Me Trying To Polish My Bronzor : "I WANT THE TRUTH" My Bronzor : "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH"

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

*YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH

[@wovercomet9412]

UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARN THE SECRET of this FAT BUTT, FLABBY ARMS, AND THAT RIDICULOUS BELLY!

[@Kirbosmith]

Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@Kirbosmith MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDA! *insert infinite death loop here*

[@twgbizmarky7753]

_insert persona 4 reference here_

[@thornclawthepatrolguy1485]

Soooo Hatterene is a vibe checker. love it.

[@imscaredofcommunism4837]

No its Hattrem

[@christopherbennett5858]

Sucks if it appears at a funeral. It'll be like those Emoji robots from Doctor who. A perpetual grief generator.

[@maryannemicallef6018]

she's a vibe rater

[@neneenenejrkerre1828]

Hatterene is probably gonna be the one to help you, Hattrem will beat you until you stop crying

[@captainblue5096]

hey pal you blowin’ from stupid town? Me: *Crying cuz my Starter died in a Nuzlocke* Hattrem: MAN UP YOU LITTLE BISH *slap*

[@MarlonMacielBrando]

18:48 What this means is that Moses had the *strongest Sawk IN THE WORLD.*

[@mariothemii]

Sawk was his pokemon and the power of God was his stand.

[@pakkenpk5598]

@@mariothemii *ahem* Moses: Pokemon Trainer, his favorite Pokemon Sawk Stand: Living on a Prayer

[@Sheenifier]

Sawk was the name of his beyblade Also has mikey not watched an episode of dbz they do it all the time

[@Andyatl2002]

@@mariothemii, this isn’t beyblade lore

[@Meow_teehee]

No No, Moses *WAS* a sawk.

[@titanironwolf7986]

with Klink's Dex entry it had me thinking. maybe Klink in Gen 5 is an invasive Pokemon species, it probably is native and from another region but invaded into Unova and was spotted by Unova researchers 100yrs ago

[@subjectdelta3551]

I was thinking there was more klinks when the gear was made but then as society grew they went to hide in caves then in gen 5 they were just rediscovered 100 years ago by the researchers so there maybe an older Pokemon species.

[@squatch1565]

*Seismitoad and Toxicroak are related species* Michael: This is a confirmation of Darwinian evolution in Pokemon! Alolan and Galarian forms: Are we a joke to you?

[@cintronproductions9430]

I think a dex entry for Drowzee in Alola also revealed that it's related to Munna and Musharna.

[@cinderleaves3949]

Captain Braviry Partner Eevee/Pikachu: *Are we also a joke to you sire?*

[@ValiantSpear]

Fox Gaming those are actually more domesticated than evolved

[@seich-of-lacan-getter514]

Distant relatives

[@cinderleaves3949]

Lavadoo Yea but they still have relatives

[@marthabolanos5930]

Roggenrola and Rolycoly: *exist* Dwebble: *It's free real estate!*

[@memescornersalt5992]

pokemon needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture: roggenrola abd rolycoly vs normal rocks dwebble:their the same picture

[@TheAuron32]

Hippowdon: oh god damn it, just get in here...

[@irrespondible]

Given what real estate is... r/technicallythetruth

[@GomerJ]

So if Vanillish blasts Snorunt, it starts dancing around and thanks it? Vanillish of course says “you’re welcome”, because well, it’s kind. Seems like the makings of a friendship.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

☺

[@mishmash5576]

I never knew how insane some entries were. Now I want a series of shorts exploring some of the things mentioned, like the gigantimax machamp saving the ship & durants fighting off sandaconda in increasing wacky situations

[@MaxWelton]

I like how the Dex says some people think the Z-dogs are bro and sis and others say they’re rivals as if those two things are mutually exclusive.

[@lunaultima8155]

As a girl with an older brother I feel I can say that few brother/sister duos get along

[@minaashido518]

@@lunaultima8155 as a sibling myself Agreed

[@gameman3981]

Yeah, exactly.

[@cursedsailor7473]

Definitely

[@gunsandroses896]

@@lunaultima8155 as a girl with a twin brother and a younger sister, agreed. Though I will also slice you if you talk smack about my little sis, as annoying as she is.

[@stupidblobfish]

Nobody: Dragapult: *yeet the baby*

[@helenlyons924]

Happy Family! not.

[@sparkingmotions1896]

Mother i crave violence

[@GhostlyComets]

Yeetus to the fetus (Yes I know Dreepy is not a fetus. Please don't kill me)

[@cunninggodofdestruction8007]

Ah yes *Projectile Children*

[@aledpesa169]

This made me laugh harder than it should up

[@TheRibottoStudios]

*Adults:* pffft Pokemon is for KIDS. *Pokedex:* _Are you sure about that?_

[@cintronproductions9430]

Only adults play Pokémon anyway. All kids play is Fortnite. Dam Epic Games. 🤬 Edit: Guys, I'm sorry, this was a bad joke! 😂

[@normandsarahlowder4949]

@@cintronproductions9430 not true

[@Memorie__]

“I thought Jokes Were Funny”

[@ck7993]

silence bruh every kid on here hates on fortnite for likes

[@ck7993]

@Total silence .

[@JamesBakerMusic100]

"You can't cut liquid" ActionLab: "Hold my hydrophobic knife"

[@johnyom2062]

Snorunt: Enjoys freezing temperatures Also Snorunt: Constantly shivering

[@trafficbutter596]

In life, it’s either freeze or don’t freeze.

[@seabassthegamer6644]

It's shaking with excitement because it's cold outside

[@davidsousa4652]

Or maybe it shivers when it's too warm

[@seabassthegamer6644]

@@davidsousa4652 considering that shivering = movement = heat production, that would be a very silly thing for Snorunt to do.

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

Podedex entries about child murder: *exists* Pokémon Professors: sure, kid just take a Pokémon and wander unsupervised with pokemon that might kill you

[@TheReZisTLust]

To be fair some of the more dangerous pokemon are only found a few miles away from the starter town if I remember correctly

[@unevennoble9363]

Kids wrote the Dex entries

[@randomnessltd]

Keep in mind that these children walk around with Pokemon, but at the same time have absolutely NOTHING to fear of these powerful creatures turning on their owners, like Ash and his Pikachu.

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

@@randomnessltd i guess so, the only real problem would be if your pokemon does a froakie.

[@pokemonfanboy3846]

Case and point:hypnos firered dex entry

[@cat-puter3475]

Trainer: *Tries to polish Bronzor* Brozor: *running away from trainer* Trainer: "I want to know the truth!" Bronzor: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

[@firepuppies4086]

I'm guessing a certain kingpin of steel wants one

[@jesserivera2043]

I like how some of these entries are written through the lens of its specific region, and as a result winds up being more interesting

[@temporal4652]

There’s also a very sad Togekiss entry that says “These Pokémon are never seen during conflict or turmoil. In recent times, they’ve hardly been seen at all.” There’s so much fighting that no one sees Togekiss anymore

[@4xzx4]

Meanwhile in the competitive VGC scene...

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

4xzx4 XD

[@psyffee3755]

Nah, Togekiss is just too busy playing competitive.

[@cinderleaves3949]

TemporaLeafeon Meanwhile in real life...

[@juanpresidente9804]

@@cinderleaves3949 *ToGeKiSs WoUlD gEt ExTiNcT*

[@librawerewolf103]

”Pangoro live for duels with Obstagoon.” Oh dear god, I have a Pangoro and Obstagoon on my team...

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

Pangoro: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!

[@librawerewolf103]

Animeboylanpower Obstagoon: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!😂

[@AeroLeaf4]

Each in their own minds: hahaha, he has no idea what I am planning

[@librawerewolf103]

jc_fireshot 16 My Lucario, Malamar, Bisharp, and Goodra: Aw ****, here we go again

[@siegfried1422]

Pangoro: I'd never thought I'd die fighting alongside an obstagoon Obstagoon: How an Side by side with a friend? Pangoro: Aye, I could do that.

[@dededetheboi9913]

Dusknoir: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL FOOLISH HUMAN, YOUR SOUL SHALL BE- Player: **captures** Dusknoir inside pokeball: Aw frick.

[@danielfazylov6960]

Why is there an entry based off a fetish

[@alhadjjtoure7582]

XD

[@bencecoconutcreeper8830]

lol and when its in battle it eats both trainers and the opponent's pokemon souls

[@lovelydovey6909]

Fun fact, hippos are the toughest animal in it's region. They're so strong that full grown alligators and crocodiles rather let a BABY happy chew on them like a chew toy rather than fighting back and end up dead. So the dex about Drapion avoiding Hippowdon is no surprising to me. But imagine if a drapion was forced to face a hippowdon in a pokemon trainer, the poor thing would be terrified!

[@heathermathews417]

"i thought that pokemon of the same species but different variants whould get along but apparently not" *ever heard of racism*

[@nighttree8329]

Heather Mathews well most people who are being racist are probably not related since that kinda means you may be that race and it makes since for daramacas regular fire form be scary to the galarian form since well you know and galarian meowth May want to take or do something’to the kanto meowths coin.

[@heathermathews417]

i meant as in human race we are all the same species but we have different skin color varations such as white black light brown and a pretty tan color so i was refering to skin color but i see what you mean

[@nighttree8329]

Heather Mathews ohh

[@heathermathews417]

sorry for any confusion

[@steelballrunner636]

Heather Matthews I thought the same thing

[@kirbythepoyo4073]

Vannilish: tries to freeze Snorunt Snorunt: “Yay!”

[@Giggity._.]

When Durant sees Sandaconda: *E N E M Y S P O T T E D*

[@gengarzilla1685]

The funny thing is, Sandaconda would realistically be a better enemy than Heatmor. Durant wallops that Fire type with Dig.

[@c9rberus]

*I've got you in my sights*

[@Avocattle]

I’m surprised you didn’t touch on gigantamax Eevee’s shield entry, “having gotten even friendlier and more innocent, Eevee tries to play with anyone around, only to end up crushing them with its immense body” Which is interesting cause it’s kinda saying pokemon are in a different mindset when they gigantamax, being more friendly and innocent, but Eevee accidentally crushing people/pokemon it’s trying to play with us both funny and sad

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

Sobble: “When this pokemon cries, attackers can not resist crying as well” Also Sobble: *cries in blue diamond*

[@pikasheep]

Katherine Couch Potato Lapis: I felt worse Also yes I noticed this similarity too and I named my Inteleon Blue Diamond lmao

[@8bitty192]

*[Im right here!]*

[@milesumerley820]

Yes.

[@linplays_]

Hi Blue diamond

[@XanthosSecondProfile12345GYATT]

The cake is a lie but I wanna go to get the cake back now I’ll get a baby bottle

[@STARS_SHIMMERS]

“Theivul’s enemy is Boltund” Me with both of them on my team: •_•

[@slevinchannel7589]

8:25: No, actually, it's not that simple, and not that Impossible. People don't know yet if it's possible or not.

[@slevinchannel7589]

30:30: Buddy, i think what is actually meant is HOW this Form Change actually lets a Symbol appear is the Way to Mysteries about the Form Change Phenomen overall! Get what i mean? I'm sure about it. Not the word 'Large' but that there's a word now!!

[@FilledOfOJ]

Oh no

[@rafy.h.3108]

Oh no... what if they are fighting side to side in a double battle?

[@helenlyons924]

Me with a pangoro and Obstagoon on my team: Hmm

[@jovannevinceariscon9904]

New theory: Is Regidrago's current body form, the remnants of the ancient Dragon Pokemon that the Sylveon from the tales of Galar and Regigigas thought that he can recreate the destroyed dragon pokemon but ran out of materials because of the fighting? And one more, Did the ancient people of the crown tundra the cause of regidrago being sealed and they used the Sylveon once more to entomb it?

[@hamburburino5054]

This is why duralodon exists cause dragon steel is an op typing with only 2 weaknesses and so many resistances and decent 0ffensince power with coverage with phsycic against fighting and hydro pump and scald

[@patmurph7769]

@@hamburburino5054 duralodon gets one shoted by a mental herb focus blast alakazam not that op

[@hamburburino5054]

@@patmurph7769 no it doesn't sure it might put in the red but if there the same level then no cause duraladons special defense is about 40 points lower than alakzams special attack but then him having 80 more health points compared to alakzams special attack makes up for it and also focus blast is a one turn move power herb does nothing focus punch is what your thinking of focus blast is 95 power focus punch is 150

[@patmurph7769]

@@hamburburino5054 it can mega evolve its pretty good in showdown

[@TheReZisTLust]

@@hamburburino5054 expert belt or wise glasses maybe more viable

[@bektasbirben6077]

We need a meme of Michael holding up a book saying "the sacred texts!"