Mann Co No More #5 - Old Wounds

The team has been taken prisoner by the old mercs! Can they withstand the grisly plot in store for them?
Comic copyright by Valve
The Beard as all the guys, special guest star MazAMaTaz as all the girls!
Her channel can be found at / mazamataz
Music Used:
Guys, Guns, Girls & Danger - The Reg Guest Syndicate
Midway March - John Williams
Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd/Bond to Holland - John Barry
Reign of Fire - Jeremy Bell
It's Them or Us/Polite Penguin - Shirley Walker & Carlos Rodriguez
Valiant & Valiant - Alan Silvestri
Top Secret - Todd Haven & Shirley Walker
Mr. Fox's Resignation - Shirley Walker
Organ Moods - John Winters
Nothing Siniste - David Arnold
Ruckus by Randall D. Standridge
Lemurian Star - Henry Jackman
Bond Below Disco Volante - John Barry
More Action - Elmer Bernstein
Assault Course - Johnny Pearson
The Laser Beam - John Barry
Hand Underfoot - Michael Kamen
Re-Animator Theme - Richard Band
Halsey Back to Life - Richard Band
Peer Gynt's Home Coming - Edvard Grieg
The Diabolical Plan - Lolita Ritmanis
Xerxes - John Mackey
The Army Arrives - Michael Kamen
The Tractor - Jerry Goldsmith
Rinzler - Tron Legacy OST

[@stephenthompson4912]

I like how snipers “dad” calls him a professional and not a crazed gunman

[@reportedbooch697]

Character Development

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

Im not a crazed gunman, im an assassin

[@elijahblechman8633]

@@Cbrmkn98xs when one is job and the other is a mental sickness.

[@Sharkpants]

Well I think that was supposed to be a lovely moment of his “dad” excepting him for who he is

[@Chick2106]

@@Sharkpants *Accepting him

[@yulian_p]

Heavy in comics: smart, strong, a bit edgy man. Heavy in game: Pootis om nom nom

[@andyawesomeness3612]

Yes it's years later

[@Actvontact]

Omnomnom omnomnom satt was dilishios *agresevly smacks beli*

[@LacyLemur]

I AM FATTEST MAN IN HISTORY OF FATTEST MEN

[@kellynolen498]

I think its more that he has bloodlust he enjoys killing he is smart and edgy but only when he isnt killing

[@chomgchimg2960]

Why does it have sounds

[@genericprofile2381]

"I was standing next to the guy that shot you!" There it is. There's the medic in a sentence.

[@abrickwalled]

Best medic quote ever "there's nothing wrong with playing God as long as you are good at it" can't stop laughing

[@johnthemedic2428]

+Jack Meintsma I LOVE your picture!

[@HellishSpoon]

If you are good at it And its beneficial to you in long term Then you should do it

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed

[@armasandoval52]

@@HellishSpoon facts.

[@alvinoglesby1367]

He is not wrong

[@arsenicflask]

The TF Classic Heavy is like that TF2 player who thinks Medics shouldn't heal and charges into combat with a Syringe Gun :D

[@Ribbons0121R121]

that heavy is a spy!

[@gluk8838]

Arsenic Flask he seems more like the guy who wears the armored authority and yells at f2p medics in pubs

[@mr.eazilymctriggered9369]

He's angry that Medic revived a guy that TFC Heavy shot TWICE (If you shoot a guy twice, that means you want him dead).

[@KingGoose22]

@@Ribbons0121R121 wait the Blu team here is the classic ones from team fortress classic?i didn't even know that!

[@TooCooFoYou]

Hunter The TFC mercs are only blue in color. But in an earlier comic, since Blutarch and Redmond are dead, Saxton Hale merges RED and BLU into one team to take Mann Co. back from Grey.

[@totallybloxxy8171]

Spy in the comics: *calm,genius,serious* Spy in sfm:ThE hEaVy Is DeAd

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

also spy in sfm:*BADASS*

[@BeezieBuggz_Official]

Also also spy in the SFM: *FUCKING HILARIOUS*

[@theducksarecoming]

@Klaudiusz Polcyn i don't know

[@NTT69420]

@@klaudiuszpolcyn2579SHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE DEAD.

[@Dreadstar8398]

Sfm is funny until we realize that sfm made #EmesisBlue

[@Marcii_B]

Is nobody going to mention that both Soldier and his girlfriend are amazed by a toilet, A TOILET. This comic is amazing.

[@DerNamenlose1991]

"but i always smile smug and evil. see?" oh god when i was reading that i couldn't stop laughing

[@sometffurry]

But really, look at every smiling medic ever

[@FiSH-iSH]

Medic more like εριc

[@rootbearfloat]

This is why Medic is my favorite character. Even though he's not my main class in the game.

[@CHRF-55457]

Lol ikr. Medic's fun tbh.

[@HyperGolem]

Someone should totally remake these comics in SFM.

[@nopenopenopesomuchnope4137]

Well, you finally got your wish! Fluid Script Productions is working on an SFM series of these comics! They animated the first part of Ring of Fired! Check it out here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKfVoZWinZyhpq8

[@Jose-ps1vk]

nopenopenope somuchnope thanks m8

[@lglopez1]

HyperGolem or gmod

[@JustJelly11]

HyperGolem HES

[@Actvontact]

lglopez1 kekeke hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeaseras mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes god idea

[@smallpupper]

"Thumb does not hurt anymore." best line ever

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

How to stop pain in thumb Step 1: cut hand Step 2: done Step 3 : hand hurt

[@theflock4916]

@@WallaceBreenFromKentucky Step 4: *hand very hurt.*

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

@@theflock4916 step 5: be sad about hand hurt

[@Mr-Ludwig]

@@pofromteletubbies1243step 6: cut off lower arm

[@PeterKennedy-b1h]

​@Mr-LudwigStep 7: Drink Beer by the Palette

[@declicitous1763]

The TFC heavy is just “How dare you live?!” When he sees the sniper

[@Blaiseingfire]

That voice acting and music in the last scene was the best ending cliffhanger ever.

[@bicycleteeth2372]

Calling it now: the sniper's gonna save em'.

[@dogman15]

+Atomic hobo Don't forget who else is in the wings offstage, waiting to jump in: Saxton Hale, Maggie, Charles Darling, the (real) TF2 Heavy, and Scout. And of course, Medic and Sniper. They could be planning something. (Can you say Ubercharged Sniper?)

[@dogman15]

***** Who? Engineer? He's with Helen right now.

[@gigacanno750]

+James Osuna the tf2 player I hope it ends up like meet the medic

[@AlliroG98]

Übered Sniper shooting the robots = epic scene.

[@spaghettiman2323]

“Nothing wrong with playing god as long as you’re good at it” -Medic

[@ramarromarrone]

The TFC pyro's a woman Nice move Valve, nice move

[@booboothefool3342]

They also confirmed heavymedic a few monthes ago.

[@windwind3170]

+Eli Pineda dear god...

[@booboothefool3342]

Tumblr was also like that. I wa slike I FUCKING KNE WIT!

[@ramarromarrone]

Eli Pineda They also said that Mrs Pauling is lesbian

[@jomarcenter]

+Ramarro Marrone We might even find out the TF2 pyro in the future as well. Since this is the finale of TF2 Storyline.

[@asherhockersmith8271]

"You had his full attention until his lungs fell out of the hole in his back."

[@GGolden2500]

18:42 I love the fact that medic can understand Arquímedes (or at the very least have mental conversations with him)

[@goldeneagle8740]

I have 2 birds and it is actually really amazing that you can speak to them and they will make eye contact and chirp back to you. It‘s great to talk to them about anything bothering you because it is only between you and them, and they can’t say anything or really understand you but still they are there for you.

[@toxicbro24242]

I love his sound affect for archimedes dying at 16:53

[@Archimedes-v2o]

Poor Archie

[@Mr-Ludwig]

Nooo!!

[@justicekratch4561]

"SON, YOU LOOK RAVISHING! DO YOU HEAR ME, TOU PIECE OF GARBAGE? YOU ARE RAVISHING!" Easily my favorite quote in the entire comic series.

[@JoSeph-qo4gq]

I love how the characters are extremely casual about losing limbs

[@gordonfeetman2425]

Ah you know it happens

[@Mr-Ludwig]

Yea

[@RF-Ataraxia]

After all, they (almost) always got Medic to patch them up!

[@genericprofile2381]

I imagine your neighbors listening to you screaming and making whirring noises

[@TheAmazingFidget]

Nobody's called the cops yet.

[@An_Average_Arsonist]

@@TheAmazingFidget that's because they would have to listen to your improv siren sounds. Drilling soldiers teeth in is comparably tolerable.

[@Randoman]

@@TheAmazingFidget what about when you scream "eerie silence"

[@GGPlex_]

That “ONLY TWO ISSUES LEFT!” At the end still taunts me... Edit: oh, nvm

[@silversonic9683]

It’s coming!!!!!!

[@flagonking1337]

It taunts no longer!

[@michaelzhang7098]

Medic is probably one of the most dangerous people on the team, he’s not afraid of death and is literally insane while also being extremely smart, he also served in the German army which means he knows how to fire proper guns as well and probably has access to illegal poisons and could also make deals with the devil, also he has a heal beam which he can heal himself with, he is also really good at manipulation and mind fucks and acting, he is, and I don’t say this lightly, most likely the most dangerous person on Team Fortress if given a weapon.

[@germanromero8152]

I cried when snipers dad told him that professionals never quit, even If it wasn't real

[@agoblintrippingonhorrordus145]

Man, Spy's optimism in this comic is legedary despite his dry humor.

[@RubberFacee]

After 9 years in development...

[@archiros1807]

+Dr.RubberFace hopefully it will be worth the weight

[@youssefsaieed4076]

Thanks and have fun. -GabeN.

[@IsaacClarke39]

+SQUID_ :3 And my favourite class is this pie

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

Medic is the LAST doctor you want to hear telling you that you're not in condition to get back to work

[@MetalPcAngel]

Now we wait for another +5 months.

[@G3orgianSoldier]

+MetalPcAngel 1 year.

[@HellHound_]

+MetalPcAngel Jay Pinkerton confirmed that the next one should be out in around 3 months.

[@Box-O-Soldier]

+HellHound 3!?!? GabeN can't count to 3, you liar!

[@HellHound_]

GrzegSkiGaming for your knoledge, gaben doesnt make the comics............

[@portalfreak7628]

+MetalPcAngel *years

[@YeetMane]

When Sniper comes back to life it is the most bad ass thing ever! Its really cool how he says he's the most dangerous man on the island and he isn't afraid to die!

[@LightningCayo]

“Son, you are ravishing! You hear me, you piece of garbage? You are ravishing!”

[@dimsthedimwit600]

What a romantic man

[@whosasking8839]

I really hope in the final comic we see an epic Heavy vs Heavy fistfight

[@cinnamonflavord]

Heavy vs HWG*

[@Marispider]

Either Heavy vs C.Heavy or Medic vs C.Heavy. Heavy would probably torture C.Heavy (esp if he found out about Zhanna), and Medic would either cut him open or use the leech robots against him somehow.

[@Densester]

Who's Asking? oh we will, medic died...i think. The cover was shared and it looks like medic is dead.

[@Marispider]

Cinos the Dense potato And if he knows Medic died, then he'll learn of Zhanna's death as well (unless medic brings her back) I'm going to be really sad if that's the case.

[@repizify]

Bah, don't worry pretty sure the Engineer will be there and save him with an Australium based machine

[@sniptaclar5568]

Can we just complement gray man for keeping shut and beginning a genuine villain

[@MSOGameShow]

Wonder if they'll be adding those bloodsucker bots to MvM or something later on. It also really makes you wonder, if Grey Mann was willing to use those on the people of Australia, and he even admits that the Administrator is even more evil than him, then just how much worse is the Admin's plans?

[@inkwellhernandez602]

ugh those would be annoying in mvm

[@MSOGameShow]

Inkwell Hernandez True that. MvM is annoying enough (then again, that could be because I keep getting on bad teams).

[@piperluciferandjorgelyons542]

Jesus Christ boy just imagine the death animation

[@Scrapyard24c]

+MSOGameShow My best guess is that they would act similar to the Jockey from Left 4 Dead 2, steering your character around and causing damage over time.

[@ftlcaptain2417]

Admin Abuse.

[@smproductions7141]

A few things to say: -This has great voice acting and all the emotions were perfect. -TFC Pyro is a woman. **hint hint** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -Sniper's beautiful comeback. (Liek if u crie evrytiem) -Can't wait for the second to last issue. -Still waiting for Engie to come back and defeat the vampire bots with a sentry. -Can't wait for Medic to decapitate TFC Heavy with a bonesaw and put his head in a mini-fridge. (You know what I'm talking about) I also hope the last issue resolves any questions still unanswered like: What is Pyro? How are Heavy's sisters doing in Paris and New York? What does bear meat taste like? Did the old lady from Teufort ever find out what pedophile meant? Has Merasmus dropped the soap yet? Is Demoman the father to Liver's child and will they resolve their troubled relationship? Are critz really fair and balanced? Will Archimedes evolve into Mecha-Medes? What is the HL3 release date? Where is Saxton? Iz Administrator kill? If so, who iz phon? I hope we find out...

[@MindOfGenius]

+SMProductions Don't forget "What is Olivia up to?" You know, owner and CEO of MANN Co? Surely she must be doing SOMETHING during all this time...

[@smproductions7141]

MindOfGenius Graduating 1st grade.

[@Iijjccbb]

SMProductions I am phon

[@boo2593]

Welp HL3 Has been released

[@cadrejeff]

and also the fact that heavy barged in moments before spy was about to spit cyanide into ms paulings mouth was priceless

[@cadrejeff]

zhanna: *cuts off hand* im a handless monster engie: *cuts off hand* also engie: haha robot hand go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@lami1253]

4:43 I love this couple so much.

[@deck0cards882]

I love that you can see medic shaking with anger while holding the bonesaw

[@noircoll]

i like how medic, a man who saves lives goes to hell. and a professional killer, goes to heaven

[@MrMrMojo]

*insert comment about it taking a long time for TF2 comics to come out here*

[@anonymus99boss29]

OMFG THESE THINGS GET WAY TO LONG COME ON VALVE

[@thatguy7053]

I think the location will be a puzzle to the real location:P

[@goldensentinel7715]

Like Rick and Morty

[@thatoneguythatlikescamembe5157]

Mr.Sphee, i like your attidute,please watch my zhanna stat thing in the 4th part comment section

[@donck3772]

Do you think you are funny? Do you think this is humor? You think you're different by joking about people who do that, there are more comments like this than there are comments actually talking about the think you are making fun of. You became the one thing you swore to destroy.

[@moopmeep6191]

Medic you badass.

[@johnthemedic2428]

+Moop Meep :3

[@MfwPrivate]

MeeM

[@lotus5770]

*"M. e. E. M."*

[@angbandsbane]

That part with Sniper's parents was no hallucination: the establishing location text wouldn't have been fooled. That means that, yes indeed, that was the most heartwarming moment in all TF2.

[@whiteskyline446]

18:50 I wish the medic had quoted the “let’s go practice medicine” from the valve video. That would have been great

[@triangulum8869]

18:44 if only the classic merc knew how fucking insane medic is

[@risingphoenix9294]

And thus begins the rise of Medic the Badass

[@mellennia9]

wdym? he was always badass

[@Megaarn_n]

I like the fact that during the ending when they’re all being grabbed by the robots all the mercs yell except for spy who just kinda grumbles.

[@wack-D-Doodle]

sniper's parent's on heaven(the australian ones): son... go there and kick some ass, it's no time to die

[@skytheonepunchfan3482]

“That’s just how I look when I smile,smug and evil!”

[@episodeuser1879]

"see?"

[@R0tt3n.Redly_]

Whoever did the voice of medic did an amazing job...good work

[@cassidyho939]

I have a ridiculous love for Soldier and Zhanna X3 Also,sharing a cyanide pill has never looked so darkly romantic ♡

[@krasotabella9675]

THE MUSIC WHILE SOLDIERS ABOUT TO GET TORTURED LMAOOOO

[@Zbog77]

10:55 Solider be like: meet the medic

[@Aaa-bi8ly]

(Palpyvoice) Ironic.

[@infinityp2nd487]

I love how much medic loves archemedice

[@willropa4226]

So, so far Spy has a dagger, cyanide, a razor, a passport, a roll of toilet paper, a dinning set, and a farm raised bird dinner in his teeth and didn't think to also find room for a lockpick in there with his line of work. Ya kinda dropped the ball there, chief.

[@somegoofballwhohasinternet7313]

I have no idea how, But the medic looks alot like "The man with the yellow hat" from a kids show.

[@abowl5667]

Damn you’re right

[@Secre_Tariat]

You dare speak this blasphemy upon this cursed world

[@Lexilove2016]

@@TheDream64 For a second I thought you were asking"who has the internet curious George?" Because I didn't see the guy's name.

[@Benrybenrybenrybenry]

Classic heavy: don’t leave the room Medic: Leaves the room*

[@yume5338]

Medic's parts are some of the best in this entire series.

[@IronHawk96]

Imagine if they made a huge update by making Zhanna a 10th playable class at the last chapter

[@SpectrumRenBM]

Everybody have the remain of dreams.

[@Phantasmagoria32]

thats a spoiler of 10th class

[@Blue-ih7ol]

Mr.Gentlemac oh it's not out yet

[@Cushla-np4pt]

Or maybe a secret class?

[@Jade2781]

I wish Jhanna was a class.

[@krasotabella9675]

Your Soldier is SPOT ON, I am blown away!

[@biscuits4smvt]

15:23 some may call it creepy, but that is just a charming smile imo.

[@AngelicMissMarie]

Only two issues left! See you in a year!

[@HellHound_]

+AngelicMM Jay Pinkerton confirmed that the next one should be out in around 3 months!

[@niIIer1]

+HellHound It was promised that this was gonna be a bi monthly thing, I wouldn't really bet on it.

[@IsaacClarke39]

+HellHound its been 4 months, still waiting for it

[@adonismorris2279]

It's been 2 years what happened?

[@kats5980]

Or 3

[@mathewsmith2281]

7:31 props to the voice actress there, great work selling it!

[@xladbetr8097]

That’s when tfc heavy killed archimede, that’s the first time I was medic having feeling like sadness and anger.

[@altonglass1945]

The Re-animator theme was a super good touch for the medic/sniper scene

[@EdOfSchmed]

"Sew it back on drink a lot of beer and before you know it you're back in the both hands business"

[@briancollins3927]

Welcome to tf comics #6 after 9,000 years in development hopefully it would've been worth the wait. Thanks and have fun waiting another 9,000 years for tf comic #7.

[@Danimations2015]

this aged far too well

[@dq38aj]

9,000 years.... Seems about right

[@retropirate1]

This is so good! Valve needs to make a animatör movie of this, please god!

[@fryingpanman1250]

A relationship like Soldier and Zhanna is something I need in my life. They're both horrifically insane and in love.

[@willem6605]

The Tron Legacy soundtrack is so underrated. Thank you for using it! It fits amazing with the scene.

[@fredster4364]

i gotta say, my favourite part was 14:30. the re-animator theme go's so well with medic, great job!

[@Artcat932]

Why do I feel like TFC pyro becomes a loving sweet grandma when she meets any children.

[@fatpeebmonkeywhy4278]

4:47 aww Maggot bear I can not stop laughing and feel happy for them at the same time

[@fantomas884]

R.I.P Archemides 2007-2015. Welcome Undead Archimedes.

[@JasonSmith-wv5lz]

He broke the one rule never touch medics stuff and Archimedes

[@Jovan-ip7sx]

going back and watching these its so fun

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Soldier and Zhanna are so fricking adorable!

[@MM-cq6mt]

I like how sniper's parents (Australian) love their son

[@Chillbot17]

From these comics: I've learned almost all of the team's names [or at least part of them]. Medic's successfully brought someone back from the dead. Found out who sniper's parents are. Found out spy has fake teeth [that mini feast setup was funny]. Found out the people of teufort are mentally damaged by lead poisoning. And there's a crossover between the two games. There's likely more that was revealed, but I can't think of them right now.

[@thibautklinger5178]

I like how soldier and zhana interact it shows how the mercs are more than Just one dimensional cartoon Charakters.

[@BeezieBuggz_Official]

The man gave her a necklace of ears for god sake.

[@thibautklinger5178]

@@BeezieBuggz_Official as I said more than a Cartoon Charakter but Loving Boyfriend too

[@JackGriffin745]

The voices are great. I really like the TFC Spy voice

[@dewvenojas3277]

Snipah's father talkin to his son is so wholesome

[@brolutiongaming3983]

When he killed Archimedes- I was done 🤣 Then medic brought him back 🙏🏻

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

You do realise that’s the rolling out of laughter emoji, right?

[@WheelTMA]

"only two issues left!" me patiently waiting for the last:

[@felixfelix9062]

The medic agreeing with Archimedes was so creepy

[@BURZUMY3ah]

Sniper: gets shot by a pistol from 100 meters away Also sniper: nearly dies

[@Cheesycat501]

I absolutely love this comic series! I wait anxiously for the last two installments!

[@dogemon5393]

Well you got one of them

[@omniscientbarebones]

*"SO CAN YOU HEAR ME REJECTS? BET YOU CAN."*

[@CommanderViviax]

Classic Pyro, Beatrice, is brutal! Soldier is becoming less insane. Zhanna is a good influence on him. She's also rather insane. Poor Gray Mann! Keep your clothes on! No one wants to see that! Medic is hilarious! His smug and evil smile! Lol. He looks like he did some Frankenstein's monster science on Sniper. Poor Archimedes! I'm glad he brought him back. The Classic Mercenceries are brutal!

[@stoneforest2639]

16:52 I couldn’t help but laugh. At such an important moment for medic, the bird dies with a fart noise.

[@mrcomp1971]

Hype for issue 6 this week!

[@TheAmazingFidget]

My body is ready.

[@Densester]

mrcomp *MEDIC*

[@repizify]

Now you can work on issue #6 since it's out Seriously love your team works The voices are perfect and the music just fits perfectly at each scene Sure you won't dissapoint us for #6 and # 7

[@mrdusk2967]

I am fighting the urge to read it as I'm waiting for The Beard to cover it.

[@153สันต์]

เพลงคาราบาว

[@russellfairman1959]

OMG THE RINZLER THEME WHEN THE LEECH ROBOTS ARE INTRODUCED IS PERFECT

[@Koshian_Adzuki]

Sniper is one of the few people who made their father proud Something that the majority of manikins can’t and didn’t achieve

[@paoluccio6422]

Holy shit, your voice acting is amazing! I especially love the Medic and the leader of TFC. The choice of music is also fantastic!

[@ozblok7018]

Blue has never felt so cold and evil to see

[@kappakappa1307]

Soldier still is canonically the only TF2 mercy that got married and still is. Spy don’t count.

[@Poopsmith411]

you did a really good job on the scene with the main bad merc and medic.

[@umbraanimo7767]

The merc leader did one thing you never do. Piss of the medic NEVER PISS OF THE MEDIC!

[@anotherdnb]

Sordier and Zhanna are so fricking cute while also being so fricking ""brutal""

[@codenamecut6969]

Soldier:wants to be tortured Tfc pyro:tortures him Soldier:AHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

[@maloirebujio7143]

11:09 that toilet part got me

[@friccle_]

“150 goddamn years by my estimate” I love gray mann