Dungeons & Dragons: Canadian Edition Part 2

[@ChaosmanOne]

Maple syrup AND a free van!? These Canadians sure are friendly!

[@greg3284]

Attacked by a gelatinous cube? Makes sense. They were in Cube-bec after all.

[@Phox-VF]

Bloc quebecqua

[@mathieuvart]

@@Phox-VF Bloc Québécois*

[@johnrankin7135]

Kwee-beck

[@Sitharos]

*facepalm*

[@Uxkothar]

Clever pun! 😆

[@R3C0NSPARTAN]

Lucky for us Canadians, the cold winter months keep the maple syrup gelatinous cubes from moving at any dangerous pace

[@generalnawaki]

aye brother, but come the spring the cubes and cat sized mosquito's return.

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

How did our [Texan's] mosquitoes end up in Canada?

[@generalnawaki]

@@cooltrainervaultboy-39 thats simple. you import them from us, but don't worry. we send you the small ones. we keep the big ones to root out weak Canadians

[@kuroblack794]

And that why some fighters of Québec are wold champions in boxe and UFC. They don't get good in a training camp, that is fake news. No they are strong because they hunt with their bare hands maple syrup gelatinous cubes, bears, giant mouses, werebeavers, poutine haters and the worst of all... fans of Boston's Bruins!

[@daltoneudy7148]

@@generalnawaki In Georgia, our mosquitoes aren't huge, but they come in truckloads. Because unlike Canada, we don't have winter and they can breed year long.

[@Tipsyweeb]

"Intelligence is my dump state, I barely speak English" me too mate, me too XD

[@XpVersusVista]

the fact that you wrote "state" instead of "stat" makes this even better 😂

[@antaresmaelstrom5365]

They left all the loot. Those hundreds of bottles of maple syrup.

[@TacticalKiwi4862]

Just go to Vermont. It's like Canada's cousin. But not as friendly.

[@joecary3586]

A couple years ago, someone stole 18 million dollars worth of syrup from a warehouse.

[@Taracinablue]

Ooh, good point. Maple syrup is expensive. I work at a country store in New Hampshire, and a decent size container is $16.

[@joecary3586]

@@DigitalDaydreams a case is worth $150 - $200. These guys stole 50 semi trailers of syrup!

[@StarboyXL9]

Maple Syrup has much higher value in Canada. I once sold a bottle priced at $400 to a Canadian vendor for $650. Got myself a Syrup Shooter 9004 with the profits. The next polar bear I came across didn't stand a chance.

[@Beigemage0621]

The gelatinous cube after being defeated in battle slowly followed the adventurous Americans back to America where it eventually became a huge star. That star's name was John Candy. The sweetest comedian in showbusiness.

[@personious_k]

But he was the devil???!

[@markbole3569]

the secret to defeating the ultra sweet gelatinous cube is... cocaine

[@Therealalbot]

okay... i was mad till I clicked 'read more'

[@Therealalbot]

@@markbole3569 saddly true :(

[@kilikx1x]

Note for GM's. If you put something shiny inside the cube then they players have to make a choice Kill it and get something for it, or run away and feel like they missed out. 9/10 times they are going for the loot, even if it turns out to just be a normal sword.

[@danielgiglio8349]

Such as.... the keys to the van....

[@bodar]

Why would the maple syrup guy throw his OWN keys into the cube? 😆

[@sebasculin3739]

@@bodar Mischief?

[@FeinryelRavenclaw]

😏

[@bodar]

@@sebasculin3739 That's dedication to his craft, right there. Even pranks himself. :)

[@rickardspaghetti]

1:56 GM: "You've been pick-pocketed." Lance: "What the hell, man!? Isn't Quebec City, like, one of the safest cities on the planet?" Me: "You weren't robbed at gun point. I'd call that 'safe'."

[@kentlindal5422]

Nor were they run over on the way to Timmies, or caught in traffic.

[@ShortwickCreations]

They obviously had never been to Quebec and spoke English to anyone before.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Kent Lindal True XD A pickpocket is the safest form of crime, ignoring the consequences of losing your wallet

[@angelicspectra]

*starts figuring out the modifiers to make a maple syrup gelatinous cube*

[@samhershey4644]

Would you really need any modifiers though, the stuff the cube is made of and Maple Syrup are both pretty sticky, just say it is a cube made of maple syrup.

[@jamesanthony8438]

"Intelligence is my dump stat. I barely speak English." ... Well, he is from Florida. =)

[@jimwagner6260]

Florida man

[@TheZenithin]

I can only imagine the big boss of this campaign will insist they go first

[@twbillionare9568]

And will apologize each time he hits them

[@StarboyXL9]

@@twbillionare9568 I think his apologies will be psychic attacks that make them feel guilty until they just refuse to fight him anymore.

[@creativedesignation7880]

He will just be so utterly friendly when insisting they go first, they are compelled to offer him the first turn. This will just go back and forth until their weak non-Canadian bodies are frozen solid by the cold.

[@TheJohno95]

"I thought Quebec was supposed to be one of the safest cities in the world?" "Not today." That was AWESOME!

[@Tank10995]

when the party finds a loophole to your boss battle

[@tornokthegreat]

Two things: 1. Being from Florida myself, I hear that sentiment quite a bit. 2. FINALLY TRUE D&D LOGIC! Gelatinous Cubes are weak unless you are in a hallway. Laughed m.a.o. on that

[@CaptainFrost32]

So, Gelatinous Cubes are great for space stations and submarines...

[@EasilyBoredGamer]

Them walking around the cube reminds me of a time when my GM got upset after his in his mind, super cool chase was going to happen, the guy flash banged the party and jumped out a window, but forgot I wasn't in the building, I was across the street, seeing the man jumping out a window so I just used some stuff to make him stick to the wall as he was falling so he was just kinda stuck like that.

[@merlinmeurer5339]

We had an epic fight with an elder red dragon once and my druid cast baleful polymorph and turned him into a tiny rabbit on the first turn.

[@FRD357]

@@merlinmeurer5339 We met a dragon who wanted us to do some evil shit for him, but being the neutral good boi i was, i convinced him to turn (not disguise himself as, but turn into) a human. We then cast sleep on him, locked him up in some anti-magic barrier shackles (which stop him from turning back and also protect him, we had this readied for any kind of important mage villian) and then threw him into our dungeon.

[@LazyKingAus]

The Easily Bored Gamer one time we has been building up for 6 months for a boss fight. With an abberition. But our npc killed it before the main group got to it. My dm cried.😭😭

[@RambleOn07]

@@LazyKingAus oh god xD

[@mikekennedy5879]

I wanna remember too. We did Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth and, purely choosing at random, I somehow picked the direct path to the end boss. We had ALL our spells, potions, charges, etc. Stomp! DM wouldn't let us do the rest of the dungeon after we killed her. That's bitter!

[@ShadowFox751]

Lmao xD I love the French speaking bits and the "This was supposed to be way harder" xD

[@juliegolick]

Okay, I love you guys and I love that you did a Canadian episode ("gelatinous maple cube" bwahahaha!), but as an actual Canadian from Montreal, your spoken French is unintentionally hilarious.

[@Zombastrophe]

Typical.....Why is everyone in Quebec so high and mighty about their french?

[@trequor]

@@Zombastrophe It's not just those in Quebec. The France French are like that too.

[@mathieuvart]

@@Zombastrophe Because Your ancestors fucked us up.

[@tornadodee148]

im from the south shore of Montreal and didnt understand a word he said lol

[@liulfrmcshane]

"Oh, nothing..." The best clue the DM is about to screw everyone over. I was so sure the gang was gonna end up in some... Unsavory business when Mr. Maple Mischief offered them work. And, I mean, maple syrup isn't savory, so I guess I was on point there.

[@michaelminugh5357]

I wrecked a poor first-time DMs cube-encounter. It was moving 10ft per round, and I cast ray of frost on it, so it couldn't move. I got negative inspiration for that move, poor DM was running a pre-written module and the authors hadn't considered the pregen wizard doing the most obvious thing ever.

[@EclecticPkm]

In Canada, everyone is so nice, anytime a Natural 1 is rolled. You’re allowed a re-roll

[@generalnawaki]

your DM is very forgiving. mine makes you reroll and if you get a 1 again you reroll and if you get a third 1, you die.

[@captaincornhole7317]

Nope, that's what doobie rolls are for. Smoke a doobie with the group and that's how you earn your re rolls.

[@NiaNamora]

@@generalnawaki You can't die in Canada.

[@mythrilsentinel1]

@@NiaNamora of course not... Its too frickin cold man. You fall unconscious then natural cryogenics takes over. After that your pc gets thawed out and healed up. In a land where each winter day is 6 months long its hard to fail a death save. 😜😱😆

[@dford4014]

We're not that nice!

[@charlesfecteau]

The pepsi can was a nice stereotypical touch.Bravo.

[@CriticalEatsJapan]

Dang, they got out of that sticky situation... ;)

[@Judasdfg]

Damn you

[@hauntedhouse7827]

Yeah, they showed some sweet skills!

[@Cobalt_Rain]

Smooth pun.

[@StarboyXL9]

"What's a Tim Hortons?" "It's like Dunkin Donuts for Canada." Oh my god it is...

[@huntergeerts7040]

The encounter in Tim’s was hands down the most accurate portrayal of Canada I’ve seen.

[@flexprime2010]

As a québécois DM, i have to include mapple gelatinous cube now. Nice effort with french language. It is always good to see Americans try it. :)

[@jacobgirard6925]

At 4:50, my reaction when people outsmart me while I’m DMing

[@bennythemonk]

A maple syrup gelatinous cube.... that sure sounds like a sweet opponent.

[@SongHarmonizer]

Bit of a sticky situation

[@LegendaryStory]

Couldn't they have just... eaten the cube?

[@bennythemonk]

@@LegendaryStory Not unless they wanted to take a chance with getting paralysed with direct contact with the cube.

[@morganrobinson8042]

"Americans." "Yeah, We're from Florida!" This is a sure indicator that you're going to have a bad time.

[@terrorcop101]

And the countdown to the second trip to DM Anonymous begins.

[@imtrashraccoon]

Man, the Quebec mannerisms are on point. Great job guys!

[@Saphirah22]

These D&D editions are the best. They have become a thing my girlfriend and I treasure watching together.

[@MiGWar82]

"Um, we walk around it" lol

[@benpebbles4111]

These boys are too wholesome AAAAAAH

[@Tacticslion]

"N-n-NO! This is supposed to be HARDER!" Hahahahah! Yeah that's a GM's life.

[@EmptyBonesJohnny]

I took french in 7th grade, and i totally didnt have to drop out of french this semester because in really good at it. But this creative writing class is useful for writing my D&D campaign.

[@gilbertarevalo6805]

Still the best outro song since outros were invented.

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

When the DM got annoyed and pretty much just said "fine, you win" I felt that.

[@michaelthomas5433]

Sarah speaks french as well as many Canadians outside of Quebec.

[@michaelthomas5433]

@@empath69 Hey I grew up in Gravelbourgh in Saskatchewan and took French from Kindergarten on. Heck we have a Catholic nunnery there. So there are areas sure, and immersion schooling helps, but my original point stands. ?;- )

[@oxymoronv6657]

Tim's is the best 3x4 . DON'T BE FOOLED all the french speak English.

[@ossacatiastril4834]

Shhhh! We're secretly really really evil....

[@seamus6387]

I lost it on the first language check!!!

[@josephsilva6899]

"maple-syrup gelatinous cube" either the pet all Canadians have, or need

[@ClintK.]

Lol walking away from the cube! Loved it!

[@unom9515]

Can I get a like from the creator? Edit: I rolled a nat 20 on my diplomacy it seems...

[@blacknode]

Quebecer here and I love it hahaha. The accent was pretty bad (it's like I would immitate a british accent to do a texan impression) but that's part of the charm

[@Tacticslion]

Wow, that smooth French on the GM's part. Nice. (Please note, I'm not even remotely fluent - it just FELT smoothly delivered.) Also: HAH! "YEAH~! We're from FLORIDA~!" crossover edition confirm?! EDIT: for clarification

[@15plus2isnot39]

I remember walking away/around from a cube before and it got my DM so mad. It did catch us later when we stopped to rest and got a bag of holding so we had to fight but he always made the cubes huge after that.

[@Halleypocky]

As a french canadian from Quebec City I must say this is hilarious! And we don't really worry about our maple syrup gelatinous cube, we eat them on the snow with a little wodden stick... Huuummm...

[@kyonshi6667]

Holy shit, you're so awesome guys, i love you all!! Being a born and raised french-speaking (Montréal) citizen, this really warms my heart that you made an episode taking place in Québec :D But ya know... that maple syrup cube is the most appetizing evil creature ever, damn. Not frightening at all! XD Merci encore, je vous aime les amis! Continuez votre beau travail, vous êtes so fucking cool!

[@edwardjacobs4042]

What dumb luck the poor guy just left the keys in the van with the wallets. I love it. Great job guys

[@XLois0zero]

Love that this one and the last one they have nice endings.Like a actual adventurer

[@stick4250]

5:20 Best part.

[@wirormiror]

Haha, Bon Jovi for Bonjour, didn't see that one coming, good one !

[@ultraliskbuilder5831]

HEY. *look, man.* For once the players are right. Can't force an encounter unless theres runes or pressure plates involved.

[@karyldavidkidd7111]

"Is absorbed by the cube" Solid

[@deusvault5732]

I'm actually really loving the idea of a maple syrup cube

[@briangothic1970]

This channel is *ABOOt* BEING AWESOME

[@homegrowntwinkie]

'Pissing off The DM, Part 73'

[@deydraniadiancecht8298]

He's not wrong. Gelatinous Cubes are pretty weak. There has to be a second plot related to the cube. A cube by itself is for level 1s. For instance: An artifact or some sort inside the cube that the players must retrieve by first killing it. Or perhaps a skeleton all decked in armour that survived the acidic properties which means it must be magical- yet once they kill the cube, the skeleton, free to move, attacks the party. This will be where things turn sour as the party realizes that what they thought would be an easy encounter quickly turns deadly as a Death Knight equipped with magical armour attacks!

[@almightyfredder]

So now you have a gelatinous cube, roaming the Canadian countryside, absorbing things. We need someone to write fan fiction on this! Maybe call it Maplious Abominous!

[@lynch2314ever]

When I go home all I want is Timbits and a double-double. Great, now I'm homesick.

[@generic480]

This man is a straight god

[@doomray3081]

i love the credit rap

[@Office_Zombie]

I remember when we first started raising our first maple syrup cube... Oh, how it was back in the 90's. Now all we have are the donair oozes. They are not as big as the cubes as they are only made from milk and vinegar but we still make due.

[@patrickholt2270]

I mean, you could carve off a lump of the gelatinous maple syrup cube, stuff it in one of the empty bottles, and have self-renewing, albeit thick, maple syrup for life. Excellent for cake fillings, as a layer in trifle, for mapley sticky toffee puddings etc. And Nanaimo bars, obviously.

[@destraw6221]

I've driven across Canada, West coast to East. I remember seeing every 'Welcome to...' provincial sign, 'welcome to Manitoba', 'welcome to Ontario'... but no 'Welcome to Quebec'. Made me think: "No sir, you are not welcome! Surprise! You are in Quebec now sucker! Ha Ha Ha..." The people there were very friendly and helpful though.

[@kyonshi6667]

But there is one such sign ;) aupaysdemesracines.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/1236217-bienvenue-quebec-1.jpg

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

I just noticed Lance has his sunglasses framed!

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

1:00 "You think" lol

[@agoosed3281]

Oh? New Mann Shorts? Thanks, Canada, that's sweet of you!

[@QuesoCucuy]

them walking around the cube reminds me of when our DM had us fall through a trap door and into a cage that was surrounded by zombies. the cage was big enough that the zombies couldnt get to us so we just killed them all with ranged attacks. our dm just smiled and said "Welp, i didnt think that one through"

[@vicioushellsing]

Because of this video I started reading comments. Because of the comments I googled Mosquito Swarms. Because of that google search I found out Brazil is making millions of genetically altered mosquitos to combat disease. Because of Brazil I was reminded of the saying "Nature finds a way". Now im watching Jurassic park. Thanks for that butterfly effect!

[@Zeiru]

I literally laughed out loud for a solid minute at the DM's clear disgust at the party "Walking around" his Boss monster. "?! N-Nooo. Th.. This was supposed to be harder..." "Okay fine, great. You did it, hooraay. You survived. >:-/ "

[@sylvaincousineau5073]

LOL ! Meaple syrup cube , i love it ! 👍 And Hello from Québec .

[@stevenumerator]

I thought the keys to the van would turn out to be in the villain’s pocket-in the boiler-so that two of our plucky adventurers would be forced to fight off the cube while one of them tried to pull the villain’s corpse out of the boiler. Also, since I did not initially think of the cube being made of maple syrup, I wondered if our heroes could have smashed a bunch of syrup bottles in front of the cube so it would be slowed or stuck by a giant puddle of sticky syrup on the ground. Or maybe pour syrup ON the cube and eat it before it eats them! I think I shouldn’t have made STR my dump stat to boost my INT and WIS. Now I always over-think things. Anyway, I came to this KZbin channel on the trail of the killers of my father, but-for reasons that don’t require exploring at this juncture-I have remained attached as a liaison with the Canadian consulate. And if you don’t get that reference to the Due South TV show about the adventures of RCMP Mountie Benton Fraser and his dog Diefenbaker in America, then I am saddened by your loss. I have enjoyed two CDs of the excellent music featured throughout the series, not to mention the DVDs of all the seasons.

[@bourbon_sherbet1251]

YAY They won one!!!

[@dustymax56]

4:36 I laughed harder than I should have

[@lostsorcerer6373]

-Isn't Quebec in of the safest citys!? -not today

[@ygvgv]

Can we talk about what this series implys please. Most dnd groups play weekly or bi weekly, so all of them are not only playing new unique characters to fit each and every campaign. But they are also learning entirely new systems of play with new abilities and rules even if they have similar play styles. The character roles they all play are far beyond the ultimate in table top rpgers. This is the deepest dnd show ever. Plus the rap is pretty 🔥

[@ashes2steel]

Gelatinous Cubes = Laughable Black Puddings = Oh sweet Jesus it dissolved Timmy

[@EmptyBonesJohnny]

They have Tim hortons in michigan its great

[@briana208]

New idea: -pick anime chatacters to play as(maby totoro, vegeta, and one punch man) -Put them in a level 20 massive dungeon. With many enemies such as dragons, mobile suit gundams, guts from berserk, and a final boss of..gannondorf.

[@CCartman69]

Wait gannondorf is tougher than Dragons, Mobile Suits, and Guts? Which version are you thinking of?

[@briana208]

@@CCartman69 through the various versions of loz, gannondorf seems pretty strong and intelligent. He corrupts guardians(zone bosses) that are sometimes as large as mountains. His power is not just his strength, but his gift feom the gods. Link without the master sword and alot of "courage" was able to stop him with alot of magical item help, prophecy, and gods help. Its a weird power, but thematically it could corrupt dragons, not be killed by guts unless he has a magical sword, and mobile suits are just crazy(no idea how that fits in, but its badass). I hope this didnt start a discussion about power levels between video game chaeacters from japanese 90s games and anime. But i figured gannondorf was fun:)

[@CCartman69]

@@briana208 Guts has a magic sword doesn't he? But yeah Ganon was able to take over mechs in Breath of the Wild, so why not Gundams too?

[@briana208]

@@CCartman69 oh shit, i somehow forgot guts sword was magical. Brain fart.. but that make it alot closer, or even a advantage to guts. Lol because there are alot of versions of loz games, i was thinking gannondorf had few limits, he gets banished, but i dont know if he ever been killed. Nonetheless, you have a great point about guts being way stronger than i was seeing. Good point about the mechs, gannondorf seems to be able to corruopt everything lol, even those shadow creatures from twilight princess.

[@Rathkryn]

No matter how tough your anime characters are, they can't defeat Spongebob Squarepants. Because he is immune to all damage.

[@rocketforthree4479]

Haha! That sunglasses box in the background is amazingly hilarious!

[@ryanrizzo4869]

Love to my fellow Floridians! You guys are awesome!

[@iwishyouhappinnes1125]

Noooo this was supposed to be difficult. Poor Dm, maybe a pack of Canadian Sasquatches take revenge on the poor maple syrup guy next time.

[@Hans-jc1ju]

As a German I really want a "Dungeons & Dragons: German Edition". Please.

[@anotherplatypus]

Outta curiosity, what kind of cliche's could the gang get into in Germany? Personally (as an American) I'm remembering stories from deployed military buddies all being blackout drunk during Oktoberfest, but other than that I can't think of many modern stereotypes about the country... whatcha got? = )

[@KhayosNinja]

Even the best plans can fall short... Alas, that cube didn't have a chance.

[@asdfkhieee]

While I absolutely love the D&D rap, I really miss the old ending song. IT'S D ANNNNNNNNNND D summoning the demons of hell....

[@Harrowed2TheMind]

I never quite got it: don't the demons stem from the Abyss and not from Hell? You would get in serious trouble in you confused a Devil for a Demon...

[@Harkmagic]

@@Harrowed2TheMind I always assumed it was reference the 80's controversy where religious parents thought D&D was teaching kids occult rituals, witchcraft, and summoning demons from hell.

[@stonecrow00]

I always love these. keep em coming!!

[@crimsondragon4025]

I really wish my group could play D&D more often...the stories that will never be made..at least I found this channel to keep me happy lol.

[@shallendor]

Thank you, You guys never fail to at least put a smile on my face!

[@Kitigis]

I need this song to come into ITunes.

[@pastelshoal]

lol "sorry to hear that"

[@MagnusGuard]

The whole "we'll walk around it" as a dm I feel your pain! But my players are crazy they would find a way to try and tame it!!

[@FatalKitsune]

To get them to kill the cube you just say "you can see loot inside of it". Then they struggle and fight and you reveal it was just a rolled up Celine Dion poster. When they get mad all you have to do is say "I didn't say it was VALUABLE loot". It's a great way to lead those pesky players by the nose and make them paranoid of everything you say in the future.

[@beccasanders7962]

Someone needs to say how great American football is, then roll initiative against an irate hockey team.

[@myrojyn]

5e til I die man 5e til I die

[@mikeconner3684]

When the DM asks for a roll and tells you it for nothing, you might as well start rolling up a new character.

[@etheuis]

day made with the cube!!

[@idontwantachannelimjustcom7745]

Did the cube freeze when they left the barn door open?

[@KittyCatMeowMeowTime]

Maple syrup gelatinous cube! HAHAHA!!!

[@rookatemyssd]

Next session, they are leaving the winter festival and right at the exit there it stands, the maple cube.