Maps That Will Hurt You

[@herrhartmann3036]

6:47 "Japan is no longer Japan" Nihon is literally the Japanese name for Japan.

[@JmKrokY]

Yeah, I don't get what he meant by that one...

[@abarette_]

bro somehow didn't realize they were all endonyms

[@victornoel36]

Same with the Korea's. "Choson" or "Choseon" = North Korea "Hanguk" = South Korea (The author wrote "Hangul", which is wrong cuz that's the name of the writing system)

[@Joshua429]

13:01 Argentina and the Falkland Islands are united just not under Argentina….

[@herrhartmann3036]

@@victornoel36 Yeah, there's a bunch of mistakes in there. I particularly despise "Schwuisse". This is an amalgamation of "Schweiz" (German) and "Suisse" (French).

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

Saint Paul is Sao Paulo in English so RdJ would be "January River"

[@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283]

January River being the all too much famous brazillian city and former capital:Rio de Janeiro (RJ as we do here in Rio),São Paulo being our biggest city.

[@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554]

Fortress

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

@@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554 Fortaleza

[@Pedro_Fagundes2011]

Saint Esprit

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

@@Pedro_Fagundes2011 Espirito Santo which is a State, not a City

[@cubefromblender]

Note: Saint Paul is reffering to São Paulo in Brazil

[@Daniboy0826]

13:07 - "Actually, Saint Paul is just São Paulo, the largest city in the Americas located in Brazil, translated to English." 🤓 (I think)

[@PVZzombieguy]

Yep.

[@JmKrokY]

Cool

[@mikee4596]

Yeah, it was st paul on the new map

[@Heregoesnuttin]

I was thinking that too

[@Fakefina.]

Not me thinking It's the capital of minniesota.

[@orangecitrus8056]

3:17 Montana being Mongolia would mean that at one point there was a gigantic Montana Empire

[@valashar5313]

Yeah. That tracks.

[@childofnewlight]

The Montana Hordes at one point pillaged and reigned terror across the known world.

[@Exilum]

6:45 Nihon is literally Japan in Japanese.

[@emanuel585]

13:23 Saint paul is the english version of brazil"s biggest City wich is actaly also the biggest on the entire southern hemisphere

[@alimbis]

also biggest in western hemisphere

[@terry9819]

The map that blew my mind the most was one that had a small circle in Asia around the China and India area with the text "More people live inside the circle than outside it".

[@Nomsyyyy]

at 7:40 im guessing both sides refused to pull out of austria and it created that mess

[@arekzawistowski2609]

5:00 nah he was probably a Polish dude having fun after 5 shots of vodka

[@Ștefan_cel_Mare_și_Sfânt]

lmao

[@pyrobeingpyro]

Nah, it was a balkaner.

[@arekzawistowski2609]

@@pyrobeingpyro and used Polish 2137 meme as a year?

[@A7642-h2y]

​@@pyrobeingpyrowhy would he use a polish meme

[@WindowsDrawer]

@@pyrobeingpyro only in balkan🤓🤓🤓2137 is a polish meme

[@OhMoreEEnthusiast]

Man long island got a taste of Australian wildlife

[@mreggs3731]

as an Australian, I've seen a lot of weird looking creatures, but nothing as weird as those worms.

[@idkanymore9267]

Permian Basin Superorganism: Long Island Edition

[@waspsandwich6548]

13:17 That's just an English translation of Sao Paulo, the largest city in Brazil and South America

[@jaykaufman9782]

"Browder City" (rhymes with "loader") is for Earl Browder, the longtime chief of the Communist Party USA. On analogy with Ho Chi Minh City in Communist Vietnam.

[@ReaperGr448]

"Imperial borders" meanwhile france has not only alsace-lorrane but also the saarland and east germany only gained back the polish corridor with poland still having posen and parts of silesia.

[@roccosoldi8678]

prussians and russians at it again

[@schiefer1103]

Amirite

[@tonysimicich4974]

10:52 Residents wanted to call Washington State "Columbia", but that would've caused confusion with the District of Columbia. (Slaps forehead in Seattlite)

[@CCABPSacsach]

“Let’s call this land Columbia!” “Wait, the capital is already being called Columbia!” “What?” “Yeah, the Washington District of Columbia” “Okay then call it.. uh… Washington” “yeah sure thing lolol”

[@aaronorr5586]

Should have named Washington, Rainier.

[@dannyarcher6370]

1:17 - Speaking as a South African, it actually went great for South Africa. Compare South Africa to the rest of the continent. And then also compare South Africa now to South Africa 30 years ago.

[@TrevørII]

To be fair, Drew always like to do Planetballs, Countryballs and Stateballs all the time, ngl he likes map at this point

[@AngelNetworkStudios]

Yeah

[@ConnerDerwelOffical]

This deserves more likes

[@ErninALVM1991]

He does like that all the time

[@AnotherAmerican91]

I need more convincing

[@aditisk99]

Maps have always been his first love.

[@maas1208]

13:28 I think Morocco would also be here considering that they were the first to recognize the U.S after they gained independence from Britain

[@Widlyy4]

4:59 Funny Polish Number.

[@Louisianaball-fn6ij]

Literally the first map got me thinking of the Monument Mythos.

[@salemlapotra]

13:30 "people just move to Minnesota for some reason" No Drew, sweetheart... like you said they gave a bunch of Brazilian territory English names. The largest city in this hemisphere is São Paolo Brazil. The English name for that would be St. Paul.

[@withlessAsbestos]

Drew: “If any US state would have a hordic empire it’d be Montana.” The Dakotas: Am I a joke to You?

[@objectwebber]

drew saying “get griddy” is so surreal *get griddy*

[@bonecanoe86]

If that gridded US map cuts up states along major parallels and meridians like it seems to, Philadelphia would be split awkwardly between three states.

[@Spoonhandle629]

I live directly in the split😢 Pennsylvania doesn’t exist😮

[@tranquoccuong890-its-orge]

6:25 the meme finally happened (several years ago, some cambodians pissed off both thais & vietnamese online, so the netizens from both countries started drawing the map of cambodia being carved up between thailand & VN)

[@Liggliluff]

(0:10) 91 collomeater When will they learn that there's an i in kilo

[@CSilva2772]

We won’t. *GOD BLESS THE USA!!!*

[@Liggliluff]

@@CSilva2772 i don't even get why you say it wrong. Do you also say sen-tomme-eater? mill-omme-eater? mi-cromme-eater? nae-nomme-eater? Then at least it's consistent.

[@itsthefig]

12:20 some french influences and some dominican republic influences

[@shostachol]

Death and destruction - Drew

[@pritysujatalakra2320]

Lawful evil

[@Jordanlukemarks]

petition to make Malta countryball (day 111)

[@alimbis]

don't continue this

[@Otters_Must_Otter]

@@alimbisthey wont, maltans are weak.

[@thetoppatdude7090]

5:25 hmm did this time traveler happen to say that the entire world got bombed in 2077 by chance?

[@Cil-lan]

Petite petition to make Drew durnil do a Romanian plushie with fangs and a spear

[@Ramondenner1991]

13:17 Saint Paul is just São Paulo in English Drew 😂😂😂

[@tedh9u]

7:47 Austria was literally occupied for 10 years and had to promise to be neutral for the rest of it's existence (also still to this day has to have a monument in russian in the middle of vienna) to stop being occupied

[@baykus-hazretleri-hontza]

That organism better stay underground

[@Rose-yx6jq]

That thumbnail is insane. United Squares of America aren't real, they can't hurt you United Squares of America:

[@Nothinwrongwithbasic]

The opposite of Tumblrs "get europe'd" thread

[@MinistryofPropoganda]

As a Houstonian, I see this as an absolute win

[@themakerkingofdylan408]

6:31 Malabaria got me LMAO

[@IAmAGeographyNerd]

6:15 Laos just there chilling

[@pncka]

11:49 um akshually newfoundland and labrador are one province and the map split it into two

[@locrianphantom3547]

People from Kansas if the map changed to the grid: “We’re not in Kansas anymore”

[@aayanmukadam2538]

Saint Paul is the Anglicisation of the name of the Brazillian city of Sao Paulo.

[@nzredwolf4048]

13:08 "Saint Paul" is a translation of São Paulo, Brazil, which is the largest city in the Americas.

[@That_One_Youtuber.]

5:33 this has to be because I’m not seeing West Virginia

[@21Kyzix12]

The first map of the Long Island Creature reminds me of Mystery Flesh Pit National Park.

[@ronin8344]

nihon is japan in japanese, balgaria is bulgaria in bulgarian and italia is italy in italian. so some of the names are either kept the same way they are pronounced in their countries or all countries have done the cot d'voar adn are demanding to be called by their native names

[@fish-kt4iq]

@DrewDurnil you should do a video about endonyms of countries and their meanings

[@CrazyCass]

6:13: America: I'm broken😭 Mongolia: I'm still standing, yeah yeah yeah~

[@nappeywappey]

12:31 you clearly have never seen a map of Brazil from 1556 💀

[@thestrikernetwork125]

“It’s gonna be between Florida and New England” A tale as old as time

[@Timothygfields]

5:20 love the name gray for Michigan and northern Ohio. As a rersident in that area I think it suits it well.

[@hotabichnk]

6:46 Nihon means Japan in Japanese.

[@TheCoolreaper44]

Shocked that Drew doesn't know that Japan is "Nihon" in their country

[@nicholassmith5611]

Sao Paolo is Saint Paul.

[@Kit1073a]

The “time traveler” is a polyglot so there for they would have been a communicator because if this is the world you would need them. 6:41

[@itzjokaa]

13:26 Saint Paul actually refers to São Paulo, which as of 2024 has a population of about 12M

[@davidhajnal5578]

6:49 nihon=japan in japanese

[@boneshakerjake]

nihon is just japans official language name using english characters it didn't actually change

[@theonearchitex]

11:01 every state would have two senators, maine would have less representatives in the House of Representatives than other states

[@justanotherhumanperson9424]

0:02 hope bro doesn’t undergo radiation therapy 💀💀☠️

[@bootmii98]

2:40 I suspect Americo-Liberians would be in charge. They still were OTL.

[@tranquoccuong890-its-orge]

1:33 technically Apartheid was possible in South Africa because there is a sizable white elite minority population (the Afrikaneers) in South Africa in other places with just the black natives, it would just fall short because the native colonial subjects were already considered inferior to the European colonists

[@lawden210]

10:47 Just like Kansas

[@user-zj9cp2yg9h]

The Long Island Creature gives me The Monument Mythos vibes.

[@animeforever5069]

I think they were washing clothes 10:51 😂😂😂😂

[@herr_elch836]

i love how west germany is just named West in the time travellers map

[@b-wing9906]

0:00 the Long Island organism is the Permian basin super organism long lost cousin from the mystery flesh pit national park.

[@skedaritou8138]

0:23 This must be the SCP-169 Hatch lings I recommend continuos observation since is self contained

[@kubarybaczyk6450]

4:59 - 2137 is a polish meme number, a hidden gem

[@Wi-Fi-El]

I think the St Paul mentioned in the last map is supposed to be Sao Paulo, a very large city in Brazil, but it's been changed to English because 'merica

[@Wynn925]

9:07 IN *GRID* WE TRUST

[@DonatoPanico-km2jq]

As someone from Long Island, I can confirm that there is a giant creature under us

[@Duckyosis]

9:09 we’re gettin griddy 💀

[@Edalgm]

9:14 I live in Alaska and just really hate when people act like barely anyone lives there

[@jeremiahmarlow8938]

Have a fantastic day

[@ademile_0973]

1:56 Ecuatorial Guinea and Weatern Sahara, were provinces of Spain and they had the exact same status as the peninsular territories. Also the people were in the local goverment and the programs of integration was a common thing. That map is wrong because isnt like Spain changed all its historical behaviour in one decade lol, even in a fictional world. Also Spain wasnt fascist in the cold war, was a military dictatorship alignated with USA.

[@einmensch14]

Petition for Drew to bring out an Angola Countryball 👇

[@hazelleblanc8969]

Did anyone else notice in the North America if it looked like Asia map that it did not, in fact, say Canadian Federation? It said Candadian Federation. Gotta love those typos.

[@RPSchonherr]

Nihon is the Japanese name for Japan. that's why during WWII they were derogatorily called Nips.

[@CrazyCass]

5:25: As one of my favourite movies, I got the joke.

[@RomaniFenix]

More coastal borders? That means more boats, and more boats means more chances to start wars. Japan: DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS!

[@OdelianRepublic]

Day 1 of asking Drew to place the flag of Yoyleland from BFDI on his wall.

[@SouthSudanCountry]

Petition for drew to make a South Sudan plush (day 5)

[@DrPluton]

I like that the gridded USA cuts out Indiana and Kentucky entirely. Also, Upper New York with no Lower New York.

[@LegoVaderFan2011]

Use to live in Texas now I live in Colorado 8:44 so weird

[@nikko4454]

13:20 pretty sure its a teanslation problem bc the largest city in Brasil is San Paolo a.k.a. Saint Paul in english

[@naevithekittycat]

In my micronation of Verdiland, *you are the national KZbinr*

[@duade2]

6:08 "there exactly 3 people leaving" Oh, i didn't know that i'm 1/3 of population

[@valashar5313]

10:25 Iowa and Illinois basically own the Midwest in this map. Illinois getting all the best parts of Michigan and Wisconsin and Iowa losing almost nothing but eating up north Missouri and south Minnesota up to the Twin Cities.

[@Infernus_Towarzysz]

5:14. 2137 is a polish funny number

[@projectshadow8787]

Nihon is just Japanese for Japan 6:44

[@N_Scale_And_Stuff]

Make the creature pay Long Island taxes, it WILL leave

[@janach1305]

Regarding Washington State and Washington DC: The people in the northwest wanted to name the state Columbia, after the river. But some geniuses in Congress said it might get mixed up with the District of Columbia, and pointed out there was not yet a state named after the Father of Our Country. [face palm] Yes, I still resent it.

[@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283]

The Saint Paul the map of the United States of America means is São Paulo,the largest city of Brazil,there is a state named "Saint Paul" in the map if you see it,we also have that state in the IRL Brazil (yes,the Capital of the state of São Paulo IS São Paulo city.)

[@creeperpl4yer]

7:24 the map is incorrect, Italy still has Istria

[@WistfuII]

Istria, rather. Dalmatia is further south.

[@creeperpl4yer]

@@WistfuII ups, my bad

[@Mccar42]

@10:05 The USA lost Long Island. We could not handle being called New England so we just left.

[@AVgeek91]

8:44 As someone from Georgia, I feel very violated by this map.

[@Toastmaster_5000]

For the grid-shaped US map, I'm sure Michiganders are _livid_ about this. A better name for Empire State would've been Delmarva or Chesapeake.

[@Aquavarna1]

As a long lslander and i can confirm that there is an organisms below us

[@anonymuz796]

8:22 I don't know why USSR didn't take finland to make FSSR.

[@British_studios566]

The first meme in the video. Anodyne inc after finding out about the organic thing:time to recreate the mystery flesh pit