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[@herrhartmann3036]

6:47 "Japan is no longer Japan" Nihon is literally the Japanese name for Japan.

[@JmKrokY]

Yeah, I don't get what he meant by that one...

[@abarette_]

bro somehow didn't realize they were all endonyms

[@victornoel36]

Same with the Korea's. "Choson" or "Choseon" = North Korea "Hanguk" = South Korea (The author wrote "Hangul", which is wrong cuz that's the name of the writing system)

[@Joshua429]

13:01 Argentina and the Falkland Islands are united just not under Argentina….

[@herrhartmann3036]

@@victornoel36 Yeah, there's a bunch of mistakes in there. I particularly despise "Schwuisse". This is an amalgamation of "Schweiz" (German) and "Suisse" (French).

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

Saint Paul is Sao Paulo in English so RdJ would be "January River"

[@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283]

January River being the all too much famous brazillian city and former capital:Rio de Janeiro (RJ as we do here in Rio),São Paulo being our biggest city.

[@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554]

Fortress

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

@@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554 Fortaleza

[@Nexus_1915]

Saint Esprit

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

@@Nexus_1915 Espirito Santo which is a State, not a City

[@cubefromblender]

Note: Saint Paul is reffering to São Paulo in Brazil

[@orangecitrus8056]

3:17 Montana being Mongolia would mean that at one point there was a gigantic Montana Empire

[@valashar5313]

Yeah. That tracks.

[@childofnewlight]

The Montana Hordes at one point pillaged and reigned terror across the known world.

[@Exilum]

6:45 Nihon is literally Japan in Japanese.

[@Daniboy0826]

13:07 - "Actually, Saint Paul is just São Paulo, the largest city in the Americas located in Brazil, translated to English." 🤓 (I think)

[@Kaissereichlover1872]

Yep.

[@JmKrokY]

Cool

[@mikee4596]

Yeah, it was st paul on the new map

[@Heregoesnuttin]

I was thinking that too

[@Fakefina.]

Not me thinking It's the capital of minniesota.

[@emanuel585]

13:23 Saint paul is the english version of brazil"s biggest City wich is actaly also the biggest on the entire southern hemisphere

[@alimbis]

also biggest in western hemisphere

[@arekzawistowski2609]

5:00 nah he was probably a Polish dude having fun after 5 shots of vodka

[@Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred]

lmao

[@pyrobeingpyro]

Nah, it was a balkaner.

[@arekzawistowski2609]

@@pyrobeingpyro and used Polish 2137 meme as a year?

[@user-vz6gh4cd2o]

​@@pyrobeingpyrowhy would he use a polish meme

[@WindowsDrawer]

@@pyrobeingpyro only in balkan🤓🤓🤓2137 is a polish meme

[@Satunjupiter]

Man long island got a taste of Australian wildlife

[@mreggs3731]

as an Australian, I've seen a lot of weird looking creatures, but nothing as weird as those worms.

[@idkanymore9267]

Permian Basin Superorganism: Long Island Edition

[@terry9819]

The map that blew my mind the most was one that had a small circle in Asia around the China and India area with the text "More people live inside the circle than outside it".

[@Nomsyyyy]

at 7:40 im guessing both sides refused to pull out of austria and it created that mess

[@Widlyy4]

4:59 Funny Polish Number.

[@jaykaufman9782]

"Browder City" (rhymes with "loader") is for Earl Browder, the longtime chief of the Communist Party USA. On analogy with Ho Chi Minh City in Communist Vietnam.

[@waspsandwich6548]

13:17 That's just an English translation of Sao Paulo, the largest city in Brazil and South America

[@ReaperGr448]

"Imperial borders" meanwhile france has not only alsace-lorrane but also the saarland and east germany only gained back the polish corridor with poland still having posen and parts of silesia.

[@roccosoldi8678]

prussians and russians at it again

[@schiefer1103]

Amirite

[@tonysimicich4974]

10:52 Residents wanted to call Washington State "Columbia", but that would've caused confusion with the District of Columbia. (Slaps forehead in Seattlite)

[@SacsachCCABP]

“Let’s call this land Columbia!” “Wait, the capital is already being called Columbia!” “What?” “Yeah, the Washington District of Columbia” “Okay then call it.. uh… Washington” “yeah sure thing lolol”

[@aaronorr5586]

Should have named Washington, Rainier.

[@Louisianaball-fn6ij]

Literally the first map got me thinking of the Monument Mythos.

[@TrevorIvan610]

To be fair, Drew always like to do Planetballs, Countryballs and Stateballs all the time, ngl he likes map at this point

[@-ALVMMovies]

Yeah

[@ConnerDerwelOffical]

This deserves more likes

[@-CHMovies]

He does like that all the time

[@stevenhake7500]

I need more convincing

[@aditisk99]

Maps have always been his first love.

[@maas1208]

13:28 I think Morocco would also be here considering that they were the first to recognize the U.S after they gained independence from Britain

[@withlessAsbestos]

Drew: “If any US state would have a hordic empire it’d be Montana.” The Dakotas: Am I a joke to You?

[@secondchanceatlife22]

drew saying “get griddy” is so surreal *get griddy*

[@say.salem.]

13:30 "people just move to Minnesota for some reason" No Drew, sweetheart... like you said they gave a bunch of Brazilian territory English names. The largest city in this hemisphere is São Paolo Brazil. The English name for that would be St. Paul.

[@Liggliluff]

(0:10) 91 collomeater When will they learn that there's an i in kilo

[@CSor27]

We won’t. *GOD BLESS THE USA!!!*

[@Liggliluff]

@@CSor27 i don't even get why you say it wrong. Do you also say sen-tomme-eater? mill-omme-eater? mi-cromme-eater? nae-nomme-eater? Then at least it's consistent.

[@davidhajnal5578]

6:49 nihon=japan in japanese

[@baykus-hazretleri-hontza]

That organism better stay underground

[@ScizorShorts7]

Death and destruction - Drew

[@pritysujatalakra2320]

Lawful evil

[@Jordanlukemarks]

petition to make Malta countryball (day 111)

[@alimbis]

don't continue this

[@Otters_Must_Otter]

@@alimbisthey wont, maltans are weak.

[@bonecanoe86]

If that gridded US map cuts up states along major parallels and meridians like it seems to, Philadelphia would be split awkwardly between three states.

[@Spoonhandle326]

I live directly in the split😢 Pennsylvania doesn’t exist😮

[@itsthefig]

12:20 some french influences and some dominican republic influences

[@MinistryofPropoganda]

As a Houstonian, I see this as an absolute win

[@pncka]

11:49 um akshually newfoundland and labrador are one province and the map split it into two

[@21Kyzix12]

The first map of the Long Island Creature reminds me of Mystery Flesh Pit National Park.

[@Cil-lanCelepseCilantroCianuro]

Petite petition to make Drew durnil do a Romanian plushie with fangs and a spear

[@Rose-yx6jq]

That thumbnail is insane. United Squares of America aren't real, they can't hurt you United Squares of America:

[@Nothinwrongwithbasic]

The opposite of Tumblrs "get europe'd" thread

[@user-wc8cj7dc3n]

6:46 Nihon means Japan in Japanese.

[@lawden210]

10:47 Just like Kansas

[@fish-kt4iq]

@DrewDurnil you should do a video about endonyms of countries and their meanings

[@Timothygfields]

5:20 love the name gray for Michigan and northern Ohio. As a rersident in that area I think it suits it well.

[@quoccuongtran724]

6:25 the meme finally happened (several years ago, some cambodians pissed off both thais & vietnamese online, so the netizens from both countries started drawing the map of cambodia being carved up between thailand & VN)

[@GeographicallySmartAmerican]

6:15 Laos just there chilling

[@user-zj9cp2yg9h]

The Long Island Creature gives me The Monument Mythos vibes.

[@thestrikernetwork125]

“It’s gonna be between Florida and New England” A tale as old as time

[@dannyarcher6370]

1:17 - Speaking as a South African, it actually went great for South Africa. Compare South Africa to the rest of the continent. And then also compare South Africa now to South Africa 30 years ago.

[@jeremiahmarlow8938]

Have a fantastic day

[@nzredwolf4048]

13:08 "Saint Paul" is a translation of São Paulo, Brazil, which is the largest city in the Americas.

[@hazelleblanc8969]

Did anyone else notice in the North America if it looked like Asia map that it did not, in fact, say Canadian Federation? It said Candadian Federation. Gotta love those typos.

[@TheCoolreaper44]

Shocked that Drew doesn't know that Japan is "Nihon" in their country

[@Provo_N]

4:48 earl browder moment

[@locrianphantom3547]

People from Kansas if the map changed to the grid: “We’re not in Kansas anymore”

[@chanseysworld]

9:07 IN *GRID* WE TRUST

[@b-wing9906]

0:00 the Long Island organism is the Permian basin super organism long lost cousin from the mystery flesh pit national park.

[@kubarybaczyk6450]

4:59 - 2137 is a polish meme number, a hidden gem

[@skedaritou8138]

0:23 This must be the SCP-169 Hatch lings I recommend continuos observation since is self contained

[@Kit1073a]

The “time traveler” is a polyglot so there for they would have been a communicator because if this is the world you would need them. 6:41

[@ronin8344]

nihon is japan in japanese, balgaria is bulgaria in bulgarian and italia is italy in italian. so some of the names are either kept the same way they are pronounced in their countries or all countries have done the cot d'voar adn are demanding to be called by their native names

[@themakerkingofdylan408]

6:31 Malabaria got me LMAO

[@LegoVaderFan2011]

Use to live in Texas now I live in Colorado 8:44 so weird

[@Ramondenner1991]

13:17 Saint Paul is just São Paulo in English Drew 😂😂😂

[@DonatoPanico-km2jq]

As someone from Long Island, I can confirm that there is a giant creature under us

[@aayanmukadam2538]

Saint Paul is the Anglicisation of the name of the Brazillian city of Sao Paulo.

[@OdelianRepublic]

Day 1 of asking Drew to place the flag of Yoyleland from BFDI on his wall.

[@user-zn4bj3tl9u]

for real, I wasn't expecting the angolan flag, but glad to be mentioned

[@Toastmaster_5000]

For the grid-shaped US map, I'm sure Michiganders are _livid_ about this. A better name for Empire State would've been Delmarva or Chesapeake.

[@DrPluton]

I like that the gridded USA cuts out Indiana and Kentucky entirely. Also, Upper New York with no Lower New York.

[@Duckyosis]

9:09 we’re gettin griddy 💀

[@azasena8896]

The first meme in the video. Anodyne inc after finding out about the organic thing:time to recreate the mystery flesh pit

[@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283]

The Saint Paul the map of the United States of America means is São Paulo,the largest city of Brazil,there is a state named "Saint Paul" in the map if you see it,we also have that state in the IRL Brazil (yes,the Capital of the state of São Paulo IS São Paulo city.)

[@SouthSudanCountry]

Petition for drew to make a South Sudan plush (day 5)

[@EdalgmWasTaken]

9:14 I live in Alaska and just really hate when people act like barely anyone lives there

[@RPSchonherr]

Nihon is the Japanese name for Japan. that's why during WWII they were derogatorily called Nips.

[@Lord_Spiderr]

As a Long Islandia resident i can confirm there is a Godzilla kaju type monster where I reside

[@The_Calcium_King]

1:18 I didn't expect 40k to be here

[@osakaball69420]

Nihon is just Japanese for Japan 6:44

[@purplepotatoes9255]

I like how bolivia has coastline

[@N_Scale_And_Stuff]

Make the creature pay Long Island taxes, it WILL leave

[@AtomicMilitary]

We be goin to square Houston with this one!!!!!

[@Aquavarna1]

As a long lslander and i can confirm that there is an organisms below us

[@SirNobleIZH]

Glad to know I live on an organism

[@RomaniFenix]

More coastal borders? That means more boats, and more boats means more chances to start wars. Japan: DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS!

[@PlainGammer]

The Title should break the Geneva convention

[@NPC-nn4qe]

*_In Grid we Trust_*

[@adcoupe9860]

Saint Paul in your video is SAO PAULO!.... The most populated city in the western and southern hemisphere 😂🎉

[@nikko4454]

13:20 pretty sure its a teanslation problem bc the largest city in Brasil is San Paolo a.k.a. Saint Paul in english

[@janach1305]

Regarding Washington State and Washington DC: The people in the northwest wanted to name the state Columbia, after the river. But some geniuses in Congress said it might get mixed up with the District of Columbia, and pointed out there was not yet a state named after the Father of Our Country. [face palm] Yes, I still resent it.

[@AVgeek91]

8:44 As someone from Georgia, I feel very violated by this map.

[@tannerandcanaanestes7332]

Saint Paul in Portuguese is Sao Paulo, which is where Saint Paul comes from, Drew

[@nicholassmith5611]

Sao Paolo is Saint Paul.

[@valashar5313]

10:25 Iowa and Illinois basically own the Midwest in this map. Illinois getting all the best parts of Michigan and Wisconsin and Iowa losing almost nothing but eating up north Missouri and south Minnesota up to the Twin Cities.

[@RLDS_DEATHS]

Petition for drew to make Malta ball plush day 1833526268192830

[@justanotherhumanperson9424]

0:02 hope bro doesn’t undergo radiation therapy 💀💀☠️

[@eVill420]

Saint Paul is Sao Paolo from Brazil, the largest city in the Americas

[@Sheshoo47]

5:24 who on earth wouldn’t get that joke?

[@That_One_Youtuber.]

5:33 this has to be because I’m not seeing West Virginia

[@Moehre040]

When looking at the map of europe it becomes quite cleare quite quick, that no timetravel can be involved, because there is no way in hell that the western-germany bordergore blob is simply called Westen (obviously translates to "West"). And yes i am aware that the timetravel thing was meant more as a joke than anything.

[@robbieq7814]

1:07. So like Godzilla x Kong but with a worm.

[@jc___underscore___]

Year 1 Day 91 of the San Marino flag petition

[@Darth_B]

That’s… a lot of days

[@joshuapartridge5092]

virginia and north carolina gdp put together would be more than normal florida, and even L.A plus san diego are close to that as well. So i think the strongest new states would be The empire state since it has philadelphia, followed by New england, followed by Illinois, then maybe florida, and then california in 5th and then texas i guess

[@emanate0]

oregon and east oregon. as someone who lives there, ouch lol

[@garetsax9740]

I wish idaho went that far west.

[@animeforever5069]

I think they were washing clothes 10:51 😂😂😂😂