March - Pretentious Monthly Scrapbook 2016

Pretentious Monthly Scrapbook The Third!
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[@Linaker22]

I came back to this from dodies vid, no laughy just dancy

[@AndreaCh96]

same lol

[@orlaghxx9748]

omg yes....I was curious

[@londongirl2768]

Same

[@sruthidinesh3173]

WHOS HERE FROM NO LAUGHY JUST DANCEY

[@kyahfae]

ME LMAO

[@laurenwisker4630]

Me 😂😂

[@IDontLieALot]

I AM!

[@TheHazelHayes]

Moist af.

[@sarahbaroom6366]

+Eoghan she got likes

[@zipmouthmovies]

+Eoghan I don't think she'll really care

[@Madedanielle]

you need to make a video speaking some Irish because it sounded beautiful

[@JackHoward]

BY DECEMBER I'LL BE ABLE TO DO IT WITH MY EYES CLOSED

[@DanLayton]

+JackHoward I'll hold you to that. We'll revisit it in December.

[@TheRainydayvideo]

I want to see this dance off in full!

[@cottage-core_]

Same!!

[@springonion8124]

"here's the piece de resistance" me (under my breath): no one else was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened

[@icklenellierose]

+Leviosa Lily this will go straight over Dan's head, but I promise I'm going to make him listen to the Hamilton soundtrack... #notthrowingawaymyshot

[@redheadabroad]

+Leviosa Lily YAAAAAAS. #hamiltrash

[@elle1107]

+redheadabroad #hamiltrash lolololol

[@BABY-dc3xb]

*hamilton, I'm sorry I got excited

[@Abijean]

"No, stay there! I need you for subscribers!" Perfect, just perfect. Honestly, I would have watched nearly 12 minutes of the Sammy/Carrie dance-off but this was all great. Dan, I love your take on PMS.

[@icklenellierose]

Lucy's "you can read pensively" is by far my favourite line in all of this. She knows you so well! haha!

[@seleri9458]

That dance-battle... Wow

[@carysmcarthurlewis492]

no laughy just dancey

[@sjonesxoxo]

that intro had me cry laughing... I was not expecting such an opener.

[@sjonesxoxo]

hahahaha! I mean, the dancing IS good. although it's physically impossible due to my lack of penis, whatever floats your boat I guess!

[@sjonesxoxo]

hahaha, glad I could be of service!! x

[@ScarfDemon]

a good day

[@misshand530]

Fun fact; I was out for dinner at a tiny pub on the outskirts of Grantham when The 1975 walked in and sat down at the table next to me. I freaked out, and my grandma said they looked like they "needed a good scrub".

[@carolineharvey2534]

More Dodie, Dan and Jazel please all the time, everywhere.

[@sashaa6714]

i know this sounds a bit odd and im not sure how to phrase it with the possibility of it sounding a lil rude but basically- ive been watching the classic 'brill group of british vloggers that have the coolest time together' yearzzzz now and ive always been so jealous and desperately wanted friends like that but today i watched a vlog for the first time in a lil while and while its still so brilliant and lovely to watch, for the first time im not jealous because i finally have my own nice group of friends im happy with. I started uni a couple of months ago and im so so happy for the first time in my life to have people i am completely happy and fit in with. srry dan this is kinda irrelevant to your vid lol but yep its just made me realise the point in my life i have reached and im v v happy. ps this was so lovely to watch and makes me sad australia is such a bloody big country and that my friends and i cant escape to another country for the weekend like y'all can to ireland. ok actually shutting up now xxxxx

[@DanLayton]

+Sasha A No, that's really lovely! I'm glad you have a happy little unit around you, and I'm glad this video of mine makes you appreciate yours =)

[@laurawilliams5567]

Ah man I'm in Aus too and I also just started Uni n I'm not really likin it too much but I'm so glad to hear that it's great for you like I'm still a step behind you but I'll catch up eventually n it's v reassuring to hear that it gets better :)

[@David-np2gb]

+Sasha A literally same

[@AprilAnastasia]

and now I know what that dancy bit was all about ^^

[@LaytonObserves]

I've never been so transfixed by a trip to IKEA.

[@unexpecteditemintheyoutube7211]

Omg Layton! I keep finding you everywhere :D

[@belafajro]

I've been up to date on twitter so when he started talking about the bar, I said "with Jedward" in sync, same tone, amazing moment. Dan, we just synced... With Jedward!

[@TromboneGirl09]

I could watch Carrie and Sammy have a dance off...basically forever. Good job, Dan! I really look forward to this :)

[@rach-qn8xv]

I wish these were like an hour long

[@Mapwhispers]

' I need you for subscribers' Dan I've been cackling since I started trying to type this comment and still haven't stopped. Actually now I have. But that was very funny.

[@DanLayton]

+Amy Shadows It might be my favourite thing I've ever said. And I say a lot of brilliant stuff, I'm VERY funny.

[@8ytan]

Nothing can beat that intro. Nothing.

[@princessgold1997]

These vlogs make me so fucking happy, everything about this was great, everything.

[@Wisperwynd]

I enjoy your monthly scrapbooks so much, the narrative is very entertaining and it's very nicely put together. I'm already looking forward to April!

[@ladytide]

why do i relate to the pingu and granola set up so much

[@seallofapproval]

At one very very low point in my GCSE revision, my sister walked in on me watching a Pingu 10 minute Noot Noot compilation while crying over a bowl of hummus. The UK education system everybody.

[@amyp4985]

nothing starts off a PMS like a Sammy and Carrie dance-off plus a confuzzled Tom

[@amyp4985]

hope larry's as happy as a clam

[@deborahmeikle4436]

PMS is something I love to watch- it just makes everything seem a little better and is a nice thing that helps me to relax. This has been one of my favourites. Thanks Dan (:

[@Jenny_Little_Wren]

I watched this whole video with a big grin on my face :D

[@potatobugbite]

Oh, you were on radio one? Are you trying to grow your KZbin channel?

[@seallofapproval]

Poor Sammy. When will this bullying end?

[@yadeni7334]

"I don't know, I left!" "Is that why?" Ok, I'm dead ahahahah

[@georgirp]

I love your PMS series SO much. It's so well put together, like I couldn't have clicked on a video fast enough.

[@glyphpannel]

That shot at the end with march over it was beautiful ugh

[@aadilamoolla4068]

Thank you for the Carrie vs Sammy dance off. Something I never knew I needed.

[@briannajoyce3079]

Listen. The knowledge that PMS was forthcoming was the only thing that kept me going through this hellish week. Thanks, Dan.

[@caro_xo]

I was waiting for Hazel to say something like, 'bleedin baltic out' Aww Dollymount beach! :) The prawn festival is news to me and I'm not far from it. Who loves prawns THAT MUCH? Like... pasta festival, GRAND. Prawns? No, feck off.

[@DanLayton]

+Carolyn Gannon Osborne BLEEDIN' BALTIC OUT. THAT'S THE KIND OF PHRASE I WAS LOOKING FOR.

[@user-xk2st7fd1f]

Since I'm Irish this was weird to watch. You never realise how different it can be just one trip over the sea.

[@ellinirin6037]

sulaman

[@imalloutofgin]

Australia also has prawn festivals... and also chilli and mango festivals. We are all about the food festivals. :P

[@ratherryan]

Without meaning to sound pretentious, the way you've put this together is seriously impressive. Also, prawns.

[@AliceRed]

Loving your PMS series. You even made an IKEA trip enjoyable to watch.

[@KarisGorst]

this made me smile so hard aw, i'm loving this series dan!!!

[@tinkerspell4850]

if you liked the prawn fest, come to California. We have fests for just about every vegetable available. The mushroom festival, the garlic festival, strawberries, artichokes.... you name it

[@emily-qe3yu]

YOU DESERVE SO MANY MORE SUBSCRIBERS, I'm so happy I found your channel, you're one of my favourites!

[@CarBenDioxide]

I was happy to see the Crash Bandicoot music on Ben's screen :)

[@osnapitzLauren1]

Omg the prawn festival thing was hilarious Laughed so much at Dodies "I just dont understand" at 8:27

[@KhanStopMe]

Daniel J Layton more like Daniel J LATE-ton AMIRITE?? * *Airhorns* *

[@KhanStopMe]

+KhanStopMe ngl, I've waited all month to make this joke

[@Onbetween]

+KhanStopMe i guess you Khan't be stopped...

[@KhanStopMe]

Isabel Valentine You're not wrong

[@gayleprovan8289]

You should make the dance off your opening to every month, epic

[@Sheffiepotamus]

absolutely loving these vlogs, Dan!!!

[@JessicaMotion]

That is the greatest dance off I have ever seen. That is all.

[@gryrabild]

I bloody love your time of the month videos

[@hopesim4534]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Quite brilliant actually, if I must say it was incredibly brilliant indeed

[@DanLayton]

+Hope Sim ABsolutely brilliant. BRILLIANT.

[@hopesim4534]

+Daniel J. Layton Also your face in IKEA during the announcement was so brilliant I laughed rather hard..... BRILLIANT. Ok I will stop now :)

[@DTT240991]

Damn Daniel, back at it again with all the cute Jazel moments!

[@maisymorris364]

It makes me so happy to see you happy

[@reemghamdi57]

at the end i found my self saying out loud "yayyyy", i really love these videos of yours so much.

[@UKMLGgaming]

yes!! finally I've been looking forward to this all month!!

[@ysteintovsland3008]

Love the vibe of this. Just wonderful ❤️

[@meltheninja13]

You may not have an opening title yet, but you by far have the best endings for pms

[@jessicareid4488]

Oh please keep these up. I adore PMS and all of its ostentatious ridiculousness.

[@unexpecteditemintheyoutube7211]

I love this series so much! It really feels like we're going on the journey with you.

[@hannfthealy3652]

Carrie and Sammy dancing are my spirit animals

[@cottage-core_]

I can't stop replaying that part

[@RukayaCesar]

Glad you had such a fun month, really enjoying these videos from you :)

[@oliviosa1416]

You are so good at these 👏🏻 love watching them

[@alittlemoreme4467]

Saw this in my subscription box and genuinely smiled! Then part way through I saw the plane and got happier because Ireland!

[@megb7675]

These are always the best 👏👏

[@ameliamorris3031]

2.42 in and already 3 of my favourite people: Carrie, Lucy Moon and Matt Healy...

[@ameliamorris3031]

2:42 I mean

[@TimeLadyClaire]

This looked like such a fun month! Really enjoyed this one Dan, keep at it

[@higgsbosonblues]

Fabulous as always!

[@cherrycicely]

The 1975 were so good right!? I was at that gig as well:) I love your PMSs, they're so entertaining!!

[@GeorgeStacey]

I love watching these vlogs! SO GOOD! :D

[@kathleencaitlyn]

aw, this is so happy and loving and nice. it makes me feel all warm inside :) thank you for sharing this with us!

[@redalert99]

well that was a pleasure to watch!! I'm in such a good mood i hope you're april was/ is as lovely!!

[@InfinityAndBeyond141]

I just found your videos and channel and i love it. Ive been binge watching all your videos for days now. Youre really funny, snarky, and sarcastic which is wonderful.

[@nicknameforamy]

This made me smile, lovely lovely lovely.

[@jossgreen9318]

I'm really really enjoying this series.

[@lionmcmuffin4751]

Loved this. You're amazing!

[@dreamingoutloud3003]

watching this just made me really happy... thanks dan :)

[@patrickxoconnor]

Loved this so much!

[@rpink891]

I absolutely love these...definitely one of my top favorite things on KZbin right now :) you are amazing Daniel J. Layton

[@jodiekeren2398]

this is literally the only thing keeping me going so thank you

[@loulour0se]

actually cheered a bit when I saw you uploaded this, love watching your videos!

[@hannahlovesmarmite]

Definitely my favourite so far

[@saraduty8972]

This was good! The past 2 months have been hard for me and I can already tell that the next 2 will probably be harder.....so, seeing all this happiness helps me get through. Thanks!

[@ambercottone9461]

I am so happy you are doing this series. ^_^

[@imakedoodleslol]

This was so cute and made me all giddy

[@heyhowboutnah7602]

imakedoodleslol I love you Adzie.💖

[@Maja-rw1nu]

That was really very lovely and I enjoyed it immensely xxx

[@lucyhumphries6832]

BEST PART OF THE MONTH!

[@catjohncranston131]

This was so lovely Dan :)

[@ImCrossingYouInStyle]

i love these videos way too much

[@misshaack]

Lovely. Just lovely.

[@airhornoises]

this was so lovely. fantastic job

[@sarahd7224]

Oh Daniel J Layton, I really like you.

[@anadelrieth1662]

"NO, STAY I NEED YOU FOR SUBSCRIBERS!" Oh Dan 😂😂😂

[@dkate]

Daniel J Layton you are a cool guy

[@eilidhxxx9115]

This was a really nice video and it made me smile. Thank you

[@MiracleElixirDG]

This is the best one yet, Dan! :D

[@subm4rine]

man these are so good my guy please keep doin 'em thx x

[@MaryAnneHolly]

This was lovely :) You're really doing a great job with PMS I'm loving it!

[@fuehrnfnfh]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH seriously well done dan this was great :*

[@TheMrzippie]

I like this thing. This is a thing that I like. This thing is liked by me. Like, this thing, I.

[@KajaKurczewska]

Yay, Ireland! Yay, Howth (aka my fave part of Ireland by far)! Yay for the three day prawn festival with ALL. THE. PRAWNS. My fave PMS so far. :)

[@mariareugicnad]

Yes! I was waiting for this! Yesyesyes im happy :3