Margot Robbie Explains The Saying "We're Not Here To F*ck Spiders" | The Graham Norton Show

[@zigakastelic180]

Daniel Kaluuya: His mom: Imma end this man's whole career

[@manarengoepe5833]

Imma end my son's whole career

[@Drizzle600]

Parking pataweyo has come along way

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Literally 🤭

[@Arkayjiya]

This meme is overused and dead but this is a rare case where it's still appropriate and funny xD

[@MrRhubarbs]

Young Daniel: WHAT CAREER

[@JustLetMeFly94]

Title about Margot in a 3 min video where she only speaks in the last 5 seconds!!

[@seizieme]

Just LetMeFly Because she gets the most clicks out of all of them

[@seekers1040]

exactly..

[@JustLetMeFly94]

@@seizieme Yes I get it I'm just annoyed.

[@MichaelJohnson-kq7qg]

It's the high point. The shrimp sandwich one is cute, but it's the spiders one that wins.

[@tazloren6947]

@@seizieme It's probably also because she's gonna be on the show this week to promote birds of prey. They usually put up previous appearances of the guests before the next one

[@Hollins23]

I actually think this should have been titled with reference to the Swedish saying: 'You can't just expect to come sliding in here on a shrimp sandwich."

[@Hollins23]

"Do you want to come 'round, and see my stamp collection?" When I was in Italy, I met a Swedish man who educated me on that line. I told him that I wasn't into stamp collecting, so, no thank you. I found out that it is essentially asking if you want to go home with them.

[@KalleJon10]

Hollins23 thats not a saying.. trust me.

[@Hollins23]

@@KalleJon10 : LOL! Really!? He, and his friends, told me that it was. Maybe it was a generational (or regional??) thing because he was older than I was. He also told me that a cupboard is called a "larder." Is that true?

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

Great thinking hollins

[@Dazzaleinstein]

More views using Margot Robbie's name though.

[@marks.6480]

No Graham, in Australia the spider f*cks you.

[@Youtubewatcher11]

Lol

[@BbYyTtOo]

😜😜😜

[@leightalbot414]

That’s weird, I am Australian and I have never heard that saying, ever. She must be from Queensland or New South Wales.

[@laboon344]

The spiders there are so bad now they just lit everything on fire

[@bigjibbsone]

@@leightalbot414 we use it here in nsw. shes from qld

[@joannerey4255]

Alicia Vikander is married to Michael Fassbender.... wow their babies are gonna rule the world

[@mgrosse24]

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@deanwalker6437]

Just surprised she can walk

[@daviddemar8749]

Yup ! He's a lucky guy. I just watched her in her first film. A Royal Affair. It's a danish film. She's the female lead and she carries the whole movie. I recommend it to you.

[@jackyyeung1800]

their children will be quick silver and scarlet witch....hahahhaha

[@daviddemar8749]

@Samantha Franklin I thought that light between the oceans was a very good, very moving film. I would also recommend A Royal Affair-2012. She's the female lead and she carries the entire film . It's a stunning performance and a true story.

[@AlkisenSuper]

I love how not-prude this show is. On American talkshows the host would be like "No, you can't say that".

[@loes3000]

Exactly. Even though damn near all of us cuss lol

[@s.p..smdness8748]

The best I've seen about this logic is in The Walking Dead. Showing guts, rotting corpse and people getting gruesomely murdered ? Sure ! But don't you dare make Negan swear as much as he does in the comics !

[@AlkisenSuper]

@Jean Kennedy There are lots of American shows I like, but I do get sick of the hypocrisy. Saturday Night Live is also weird in how it's literally shown late at night, yet if someone says a strong swear on-air that person risks getting fired. So stupid.

[@feejan]

Just the Brits keeping it real. I love it and far prefer it over American TV.

[@keybored67]

bill burr: you know who I was before you booked me

[@teemorgan9282]

And this is why the Norton show wont work in the USA, Americans have to be fake and puritanical on TV, no cursing or drinking alcohol or being real, which is the charm of this show.

[@sneakernickel]

They do play Norton here on BBC America, but only once a week. Americans actually like the format better where the guests can all interact with each other at once and when they seem loose and have a few drinks. They used to be that way on Carson. Unfortunately everything has to be editable for advertisers here. Which is a shame. The money runs the show.

[@OakLawnSpeedShop]

Tee Morgan we don’t have to however American TV is ridiculous with censorship. You can have ads for alcohol but cannot show anyone drinking in the commercial.

[@listofromantics]

That won't stop American TV executives from trying. They're so creatively bankrupt they'll poach anything popular overseas on the hope it will hit big in the US; and have been doing so for decades.

[@teemorgan9282]

@@listofromantics true but it will fail, also americans play too many commercials unlike the BBC.

[@pooroldlu]

Oh brother

[@annjo3237]

Daniel Kaluuya is so funny

[@jethrokat1]

I see the unimpressed parent is a thing we all have in common

[@jethrokat1]

@IRISH LAD Or maybe he was just the furthest from Graham and felt the need to get closer while talking. Not seeing he did/didn't make her uncomfortable, just saying it's a possibility

[@HusseinDoha]

@IRISH LAD What intelligence? How did you determined his and their intelligence?? What a loser you are. Jealous that he is making something with his life, unlike you who trolls on the Internet. You are an Irish. It doesn't get worst than that. The male guest obviously brought laughter to the room on every answer he gave. That's the purpose of being on an entertainment show. Graham laughed, so were the other guests and the crowd. He did got too much close on the sofa without realizing that the woman who sat next to him needed a leg space. But it was unintentional. She was not that uncomfortable.

[@HusseinDoha]

@Wally Banter The whole crowd were laughing on several occasions because of his funny answers and stories. He's funny.

[@jayanths1221]

@IRISH LAD Ok boomer.

[@mareir]

98% Daniel and Alicia, 2% Margot making a random comment.

[@marybarry2230]

Yes but Margo's comment was the funniest!

[@TheManInTheLongBlackCoat]

She’s the most famous so it’s her name on the title, regardless of how much work she did.

[@crizznik2312]

@@TryHardTimah Another comment was full of Aussies saying the opposite things. I bet it's super regional.

[@sandydewar878]

@@TryHardTimah Very common, you must live under a rock ..Or maybe you're a spider and people wish not to offend🤷‍♂️

[@Wookie_oo7]

@@crizznik2312 That's the thing with Aussie slang, Australia is a large country with a relatively small population, slang is very regional. For example I say fair suck of the saveloy, having been raised by a bloke who came from down in New South Wales, as where I have lived in central and Northern Queensland and everyone says fair suck or fair shake of the sauce bottle. Besides that I honestly think the real thing about Aussies who use slang make it up some times and we just piece it together through context. It's rare that we get stumped by another Aussie even when we have never heard what they said before.

[@startingQB]

I didn't know he was British. His accent was really good.

[@truongtrungchinh163]

Some more Swedish sayings that doesn’t translate very well: Well, then there is no cow on the ice. There is no danger on the roof.

[@EASFromTheWest]

He looks so stoned.

[@Hellwyck]

Truong... Did you copy that from Petter?

[@512-m7f]

Maybe he is putting on an English accent 🤯

[@ole340]

British accent is really good lol

[@bklyn_line]

I can say that I’ve literally watched Graham Norton’s shows ALL fekkin day, have gone legless from laughter and would do it all over again. Started for me with Father Noel - he’s absolute gas!!!

[@ajayempee]

irish much?

[@Chad_Cave]

My favorite bit is Greg Davies telling his story to Jodie Foster, Russell Crowe, and Ryan Gosling. And I'm reasonably sure I've seen every episode of Graham...

[@Mirage63]

I LOVE to watch this show. Just let it run in the background all day. Sometimes cllick over to see what's happeneing. But just the energy is SO POSITIVE it makes my day better just by being in the background. Thank You Graham.

[@floogelhornzzz4770]

You're not worried all that swearing is going to corrupt your morals or any impressionable youngsters who might be around? And if you start doing it too, where will you end up at the end along with all these showbiz reprobates? 🔥

[@ittssanaa]

When Margot is laughing, her accent always slips and I love it!!

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

What do you mean, she IS talking in her usual accent all the time, she doesn't hide it or adapt it, noone does

[@ittssanaa]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 sometimes she talks more in american accent because in most of her movies she has to talk like that and it comes to her naturally, but when she laughs, her aussie always slips

[@ykook7000]

​@@ittssanaano she literally totally still has her full native accent 🙄

[@Hemzees]

Graham Norton remains the show to watch because of moments like these. No pretend censorship of any kind.

[@acmiguens]

That is the most Australian thing I've ever heard Edit: It's been one year and it seems Australians can't tell the difference between "most Australian thing I've ever heard" and "sentence most uttered in Australia"

[@artistjoh]

André Corazza Miguens Except that it is the sort of BS people make up for a laugh. I am very much Australian, 64 years old and in all those years never heard it until this video clip. It is not a common Australian expression.

[@karlykd4961]

Umm it’s a very Australian expression. Maybe it depends which state you’re from.

[@DeclanBurger]

​@artistjoh It's not super common but heard it a few times in the mines, I've heard it a lot more in other countries than I did in Aus though

[@MissyHeatZ]

@@artistjoh I hear it at least once a day. That or "we didn't come here to put socks on caterpillars"

[@wipeout2098]

@@artistjoh Elijah Wood said that Peter Jackson used it a lot when making the Lord of the Rings movies, so apparently New Zealanders use it too.

[@pettergardo3874]

Some more Swedish sayings that doesn’t translate very well: Well, then there is no cow on the ice. There is no danger on the roof.

[@hakon_dlc]

There are owls in the forest

[@hd-xc2lz]

Translation, please?

[@schisandra]

What do these sayings mean? When would you use them?

[@andrewsheridan612]

@@schisandra I reckon "There's no cow on the ice" means "there's no danger on the roof". :) I don't think they're separate sayings.

[@MinbadTheFourth]

In French we say: "the lake did not catch fire"

[@hd-xc2lz]

Love this. Adult conversation but not in the least flirty or shockjock-y. Why on earth isn't EVERY damn talk show like this?

[@melmoth2219]

@Jean Kennedy IMHO Graham Norton is a wonderfully civilized, cultured, and elegant man with great charm, an excellent TV persona (with the highest skills as interviewer), and who is also capable of the most perfectly appropriate bawdiness as required.

[@hd-xc2lz]

@Jean Kennedy Of course agree 100% on Graham, but wouldn't compare his show to Bee or Oliver's, just different types of shows. James Cordon seems to be trying to achieve a similar vibe to Graham's show, but lacks the chill demeanor, his guests ARE NEVER as comfortable launching into a story.

[@rachaelking7059]

@Jean Kennedy can you imagine the US allowing 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?!?!

[@roc7880]

because people are now woke which is being both stupid and uptight

[@SuperLeica1]

Because in the USA you´ll have translate every "bleep" word to Latin. That´s not the primary language of modern celebs.

[@trollof229antthevariable9]

Shout-out Vikander haven't seen her in a while. How's it been.

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

She is pretty

[@davidsinnott1894]

She has been slightly MIA, and this interview is from 2 years ago from when she was promoting Tomb Raider, and she’s only really been in that Netflix film last year. But looking at her IMDb page, she has a couple films coming this year, so will be nice to see more of her.

[@WWIIDDSS]

I was greatly to surprised watching The Illusionist (2006) recently and seeing her as an extra! She was just trying to get her career started around that time. Can’t find any mention of her appearing in it anywhere on the internet but I am certain it’s her. So cool! If anyone wants to see for themselves, she’s near the end of the movie, in the audience. Can’t miss her

[@h4rdi7g3]

She ruined tomb raider and I can never bring myself to accept that

[@Nazaba09]

H4RDI7G she only ruined it if you think it’s a remake of the Angelina Jolie films. It’s nor.

[@Micktrex]

“Doing a poop in the blue cabinet” is what Doctor Who calls a number two.

[@LosPoderes7]

How cryptic...

[@cutielol0]

It's the doctor not doctor who

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@cutielol0 you must be fun at parties

[@jayrap94]

@@cutielol0 Doctor poo Ok, bye everybody

[@MrBizteck]

Lol I started to hum the theme song!

[@sparrowwilson4514]

Love Daniel Kaluuya. What a down to earth, funny guy.

[@tdkgrimtros]

Gotta love how Robbie just came in and stole the whole bit right at the end. The extras setup the joke and she gets the laughs.

[@eroshan]

Wait did you call three oscar winners extras?

[@shmookins]

Let the spiders go and back away slowly!

[@AmadeyAzalin]

But we aren't here for that anyway! It's misunderstanding!

[@GiantArapaima74]

What if the spider backs up onto you?

[@soggybiscuito1505]

@@GiantArapaima74 *pornhub intro starts playing*

[@orlock20]

In New Zealand they have the same phrase except they use the word sheep instead of spiders.

[@jaxr2958]

@@orlock20 Yeah but how often does the sayer end up being incorrect?

[@Kiluei]

Daniel's mom started the 'I'm gonna end this mans whole career' meme.

[@ella2751]

I love Margot Robbie legitimately trying to explain like "it'd be difficult to try and f*ck a spider"

[@LadyEowyn]

Alicia's tone of voice let me perfectly understand her Swedish idioms, and I appreciate that.

[@thedownsides]

Since comment section is about weird expressions in other languages too, here's another one: In greek, someone who is extremely lucky is called "wide-assed". There's also a noun for it "wideassery". No sense whatsoever.

[@tacosmexicanstyle7846]

Bband It makes sense to me because I’m gay lol

[@GladiatorMaster007]

Ά ρε κωλόφαρδε! 😉

[@geraldomagellajunior]

Would would be amazed to know they have a very similar expression in Brazil (Portuguese)

[@Donegal62]

Graham: "But, in Australia you COULD find a spider to f*ck." 🤣🤣

[@callofduty611]

It really isn't something you want to try though D:

[@sjacrane]

That is soooo Graham Norton.

[@niamhoconnor8986]

Alicia blushing when talking about Swedish expressions is so adorable

[@sydneyhorne745]

I love how him and Allison shared a drink

[@thepopmafia3290]

yeah what the hell?

[@lyndalimasilva6767]

Yes I noticed that too???!!!!!

[@benjamonpookoo2741]

I was searching the comments to find Allison's name so I could write a comment asking about that lol

[@spiveym]

I was thinking how, even in Johnny Carson's day, that would have been a scandal!

[@dungareekogi2442]

"You can't just expect to come sliding in here on a shrimp sandwich." This reminds me of those corporate CEOs who went to Washington to beg for the government bailout in their private jets some years ago.

[@namsahejsongbird6837]

It could def catch on worldwide

[@Protectourbioshpere]

In America we just call that politics. The rich cry about jet fuel costs and get billions. meanwhile Flint STILL has nasty water to drink. It's a wacky place.

[@eolsunder]

@@Protectourbioshpere capitalist society.. its about money. Corporations run the government, banks influence owns most stuff, money = power. Government and corporations are intertwined.

[@fecklessfury]

Be honest, the spiders in Australia are more likely to f_k u!

[@staffh3815]

Very good

[@theelolicious9302]

Jen .P loooool

[@haruchai]

If the Drop-Bears don't get you first.

[@pworsley]

I’m an Aussie and I’ve never heard that phrase before, but then again they are a different breed up north...

[@edwardlansdowne291]

I am an Aussie, and I endorse this comment, mate.

[@lisaallen9578]

That was a GREAT group on the couch. They have to become great buddies after all that fun they just had.

[@syky1788]

Oh, if only our talk shows, on this side of the pond, was like Grahams'.

[@tomasotreasaigh111]

He's Irish and gay, the English do have a fondness for gay chat show hosts for some strange reason. A lot of gay Irishmen tend to do well in English television.

[@MeganeMondeoMX5]

Trump isnt the punch line either, it's fantastic.

[@underwaterbubbles]

@@tomasotreasaigh111 He's there because he is the best and nothing to do with his gender.

[@iamxDeManx]

@@underwaterbubbles so, gay is a gender? Lol.

[@underwaterbubbles]

@@iamxDeManx Strange !

[@Olmessi]

The Graham Norton show is one of my favourites, hilarious always !

[@tcfuzz]

"Margot robbie mentions australia has a saying" fixed the title

[@cassianand0r]

welcome to the world of clickbait titles

[@AVMamfortas]

Australia doesn't have that saying. I've never heard it and I am Australian.

[@splitpitch]

@@AVMamfortas I am new zealander and I have heard it many times... and we only have little spiders here. Maybe it was ours... like the pav.

[@trwroberts]

A.M. Fortas might be an outback saying. I've never heard it either but only an Aussie city dweller of 40+ years.

[@tcfuzz]

As an Australia my whole life i hear it quite a lot, but mostly in country towns, so makes sence some havent heard of it

[@sweiland75]

Anyone else notice that Daniel Kaluuya pronounces his K's like clicks?

[@wudupfammm8555]

its the asmr k

[@randomvideos7295]

London bruv

[@Sirinwara]

I've heard up in Manchester too, not solely a London thing

[@Cethical]

sweiland75 London ting mainly, but can be found elsewhere in England among youths etc

[@bobbbxxx]

"and then like"..

[@user-le8xi9xi2i]

Here after Daniel’s Oscar speech 😂 Can’t wait to hear what his mum had to say about her shout out!

[@robertosucci1151]

Lol

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568]

*“We’re not here to f*ck spiders” has got to be the greatest saying in the history of mankind.*

[@millymillymilly]

RNY lived in Australia 32 years, not once have I heard someone use this phrase.

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568]

@@millymillymilly Be that as it may, I’m stealing it from you guys. It’s just too good not to be stolen. 😀

[@Wookie_oo7]

@@millymillymilly Have you heard of fair suck of the saveloy?

[@5TRICT9]

@@millymillymilly Do you hang out with yuppie hipsters? I've been here 40 years and I've heard it plenty of times.

[@holycrapchris]

Another contender: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaOVlZugeapliNE

[@jamesleon4883]

Reminds me of Gino when he says if your grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle.

[@redrum6619]

James Leon I watch that video at least once a day 😂😂

[@danubiosalas4231]

We have that saying in Cuba too. Exactly like that. When you are asking for a premise that didn’t happen

[@krashd]

Gino has always had the best lines, and seeing as Holly and Phil are innuendo freaks it makes for fantastic telly!

[@danubiosalas4231]

Reginald Dove let me give you an example: Two guys talking about girls - if I had money, I would ask Jennifer out tonight. - yes, and if my grandma had wheels, she would be a bicycle Meand: since the IF (the condition, having money tonight) doesn’t happen, the second part is only a dream

[@danubiosalas4231]

Craig Johnson I happen to believe my grandmother had a pretty fullfilling sex live with my grandpa. He was a stud, seriously.

[@filthycade2399]

In russian we have saying “to put noodles on someone’s ears” means to fool smb or lie

[@goramaciura7230]

The same in polish

[@Protectourbioshpere]

Can you use that in a sentence? I am intrigued ha

[@sophiabel6621]

Can you write it in Russian?

[@quasarsphere]

And you've got that one about Kuzka's mother. I don't quite understand that one.

[@addisonlee1511]

1:10 why did he gave his drink away like that 😂😂😂

[@Trains_Travel_NZ]

I never noticed but he does lol

[@GullibleTarget]

They were sharing. Daniel was planning on not drinking alcohol and then he changed his mind but didn't want a full drink or something, so she gave him her glass so that he could sip.

[@I_THE_ME]

"Be careful as swailing (burning under control; like for agriculture) a roof made of wood shingles." - A very rare Finnish saying.

[@drexldog]

As much as I love this show, the clip titles are barely representative of the clips, a lot of times.

[@TheHahashishi]

You may as well say...."As much as I like You Tube..."😂

[@ayush9791]

Jim Carrey is coming. 😍😍😍

[@intldawn]

With Margot and Daniel, two brilliant actors whose natural accents always throw me so far off because I’m only familiar with their roles in American films. At least with Idris Elba we saw him in Luther where he’s using his natural accent, so I’m used to it now. But after seeing Daniel in Sicario I remember seeing him in an interview and insisting it couldn’t be the same person. It’s not just the accent but his speech pattern. He speaks so quickly! He’s a remarkable performer.

[@mnkykungfu]

Since it's almost the last sentence of the video, I'll save you 3 minutes: she basically says it means "Let's get on with it."

[@lessls]

I got whiplash from the sheer amount of talent on that couch, damn.

[@andrewtongue7084]

Norton is Irish Royalty as far as I am concerned - every one of his guests is a gem, so... :D

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Margot is just beautiful

[@demetriusmccray1574]

Daniel Kaluuya is such a talented actor, he’s never played the same kind of character twice.

[@Carlos-ln8fd]

He's awesome in widows

[@prynkya]

LMAO. Their sayings are hilarious. I may start saying just to watch the expressions on my family and friends faces. 😁

[@audioawesome9527]

46 years Aussie, never heard it but I love it. Alao learned from the comments two other aussie phrases, that I also love and plan to use but never heard. But what is amazing is how one person is like "yeah all the time. I live in SA so might be a local thing." Next comment, "Lived in SA for 98 years, dont know what shes talking about..." This would make a great paper on the origin and spread of phrases in a country. Also learned that the funniest way to use it is not how she explains it in the video.

[@MrPaulviles]

Gotta love Margot! Top effort love, doing us proud!

[@hollythornton2969]

I genuinely love this show so much!

[@1969Kismet]

This expression also exists in French but with a different insect: "On est pas là pour e.....r des mouches." We're not here to f... flies.

[@NovaPrima]

It's okay to type swear words on the internet, mon ami.

[@1969Kismet]

@@NovaPrima I don't if I can avoid it ; )

[@1969Kismet]

@Jean Kennedy Vraiment ? Une pratique sexuelle qui n'est pas propice à la reproduction. C'est ça définition.

[@1969Kismet]

@@carlwoolley17 Aren't we just? Takes a lot of time and expertise to come up with this one. Though I must say f...ing a spider takes some kind of bravery, particularly in Australia ; )

[@hannrkelley]

Thank youp, gonna write that one down in my french idiom notes!!! As an aussie it'll make me feel at home when I say it lol.

[@MrNochoas]

If Margot Robbie told me she wants to meet my mum I’d probably fall over

[@pt.antonio]

1:08 There are 5 glasses of water. Why did Daniel Kaluuya give his water to Allison? Why didn't he just put it on the table?

[@GhostPlaysGames]

Antonio earlier in the show she asked him to taste her drink, it isn’t water

[@interestedbystander196]

Who is Alison? I thought her name was Alicia?

[@HRHDMKYT]

Alison Janney... the American actress sitting between Margot Robbie and Alicia Vikander.

[@raafaysiddiqui9153]

never been this early to a Graham video

[@nightspicer]

too bad it's old video...

[@torarne790]

Did you slide in on a shrimp sandwich?

[@regworld1167]

You're 2 years late !!

[@uchibenkei]

last 10 seconds is margot robbie's thing

[@maxzagor6446]

The Italian equivalent of the Australian spider saying goes like this: "we are not here to comb dolls" (non siamo qui a pettinar le bambole). Certainly less expressive, I prefer the OZ one.

[@Dulcedecorumest]

The story about Daniel K's Mom has me deceased 😂😂

[@adamgardiner5869]

Title should be: 'Daniel Kaluuya being adorable for 1 minute, Margot Robbie being all of Straya for 5 seconds'

[@pricey0986ify]

All of Straya?

[@fabiofdez]

Did u mean all Australian

[@brandona4618]

@@fabiofdez no he said it right. Its an aussie thing

[@fabiofdez]

@@brandona4618 aaaaah I see

[@mykehog6646]

@@fabiofdez ya got ta learn to speak 'strine mate..'struth..

[@Feenix102]

My favourite Swedish expression is "He's alright, he's just a little round under his feet". It means someone is tipsy.

[@Feenix102]

Like theyre standing on a pebble. :o)

[@Ricvictors]

Here in Brazil we have a saying that literally translates to “the snake will smoke”

[@laurene988]

I love that so much I almost don't even want to know the context

[@vg7735]

You need to explain what that saying means?

[@Ricvictors]

Vanessa G We use it when something really improbable is about to happen. There’s this funny story about this saying: In WWII, nobody believed Brazil would take part in the conflict, so when the Brazilian Expeditionary Force went to fight in Europe, they adopted a snake smoking a pipe as their insignia.

[@jetwhite]

Ricvictors is it similar to the English saying “pigs might fly”? Person 1: “I’m going to win the lottery tonight!” Person 2: “Yeah, and pigs might fly...”

[@Ricvictors]

kir Kinda. We also have this saying here, but we don’t often use it.

[@Charicards1997]

I love how Margot said it’d be difficult. “Difficult, but not impossible!”

[@kennethkennethson4991]

Him giving that drink to back to here makes this. Its clearly so chill

[@JuntaOne]

When Margot says the F word it makes even more attractive! Must be an Aussie thing

[@Kneedragon1962]

As an Australian, I know a thing or two about fkucing spiders. ... alright, settle down, I have some idea where and how that saying originated and why it's become part of the Australian culture. In Feb March '42, when the Australian Auxiliary Force (made up largely of Army Reserves) marched up the Kakoda Track to meet the Japanese, there was some discussion about the wildlife, including the large spiders, you could saddle one and enter the Melbourne Cup - you could slap it and see if it cooked you eggs for breakfast - and that lead to the question of whether you'd fkuced it first. So when the men arrived at the forward position, the officer in charge asked if they'd come to help him fight the Japanese, and the commander of the reserves answered "Well we're not here to fkuc spiders."

[@mandyritchie7115]

I wasnt aware of this saying. Love your explanation. Hello from Central Victoria, happiness and wellness to you all.

[@Kneedragon1962]

@@mandyritchie7115 ~ Now worries, Mandy. Nice to meet you.

[@mandyritchie7115]

@@Kneedragon1962 Cheers Kneedragon, thank you for the personal reply appreciate your thoughtfulness. 1962 great year to be born, nice to meet and engage with you too. Light and happiness to you and yours.

[@thatguyjamalx]

You know Margot is so Aussie when she rests her drink on the couch.

[@norrinradd335]

I worked on drilling rigs from QLD to WA in the late 80's early 90's and heard it quite often.

[@hughjarrse]

"Kicked the bucket' and "takes the biscuit" roll off the tongue beautifully if you're not from England try popping them into conversation, it's fun😊

[@sandykemp7562]

Australian swearing is definitely up there are some of the best use of the English language you’ll ever hear 😂

[@kJ922-h3j]

Some of it is probably actually British though

[@sandykemp7562]

@@kJ922-h3j very true but the Australian accent just makes it all the more fun 😂

[@consciousbeing1188]

@@kJ922-h3j - You gotta be an Aussie... We're the only one's who think that "probably actually" makes sense as a turn of phrase 😂

[@floogelhornzzz4770]

So Australians go to hell, too?

[@consciousbeing1188]

@@floogelhornzzz4770 It's a hot Southern land.. Hell is home 😉

[@deekio8359]

“having a shrimp sandwich is fancy” come on down to louisiana haha

[@j2geek]

Literally called a po' boy (poor boy) out there

[@deekio8359]

Jake Blues ya god damn right

[@Kyrelel]

So you're saying that Louisiana is a socialist state?

[@nurseflamingo100]

great in depth and extensive explanation of that phrase, basically a documentary about that phrase

[@gracelord6476]

In my family we say about something that’s really small is “tighter than a gnat’s nadge.” A gnat is like a tiny fly and a nadge is well, a part of the fly.

[@Hellwyck]

It's a Yorkshire saying "tighter than a gnat's chuff".

[@MikesTrackBuilding]

53 years here in Australia, bought up in the country, live in Brissy now.....never heard it. 🤔🤔😳

[@NicholasBowden]

I’m Aussie and I use it all the time!! My other favourite expression to say the same thing is “well, we’re not here to put shoes on caterpillars”.

[@NicolasCharly]

In french, we say that "we aren't here to sodomize flies".

[@urkput]

French and sodomy. Nothing new here

[@Wookie_oo7]

I highly doubt that, only because I imagine that you don't really converse in English much. Actually, how common is it to know English in France?

[@NicolasCharly]

@@urkput Good ol' Sodomy. Always peeking around the corner.

[@NicolasCharly]

@@Wookie_oo7 What? I mean... what? The saying is obviously :"On n'est pas là pour enculer les mouches." which roughly means that "we aren't here to nit pick, we got something more important to do." We OBVIOUSLY say that in French. For the rest, I don't really understand your comment as a whole anyway. What's the link between the saying in French and people knowing English in my country?

[@Tshikumu]

@@andreaf6800 euuuuuuuuuh ok je te crois mais jai jamais entendu ça et je viens pas de naître

[@doones4649]

Margots saying is from far north NSW , same as me . Ive heard it all my life .🤣🤣

[@TomoyoYumemi]

"Like" "Like" "Like" After Miriam Margolyes pointed it, it bothers me too.

[@StefsEngineering]

I was just thinking about that, good for him she wasn't a guest this time.

[@eerereps]

3:15 spider staring at me like *_heyyy sexy 😏_*

[@EddValdez]

"In swedish we have the same Rs....?" Me: *shocked* did she just--oh.. oh okay

[@merrittorius]

Oh man I love all those. Cant wait to use the shrimp sandwich one.

[@GodsMemeTV]

Margot Robbie + Alicia Vikander on 1 couch together. The only thing missing there is M E. Sad.

[@generaLRager]

Good Luck buddy, I wish you all the success on making your dream a reality. No Kiddnap or Drugs though, thats not cool.

[@mkay3005]

Unlucky son

[@RinTzl]

Daniel concerned and going "..what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN..?"😂

[@tdb7992]

It doesn't mean "let's get on with it". It's a saying you use when something is obvious. Like if you're in a pub and your friend asks if you want a beer, you'd say "well we're not here to f*ck spiders".

[@italianwaffle5592]

TD B It’s both.

[@oo0Spyder0oo]

It's basically 'don't waste time' so yes it is correct.

[@ZannNewman]

kind of "well, that's why we're here!"

[@necrodog5666]

So similar to "might as well, I can't dance and it's too windy to stack BBs."

[@antrimlariot2386]

is the pope a catholic?

[@bocagoodtimes1460]

She's lovely :)

[@gcruz983]

I was like. Omg like. Like like like like. Where Miriam when you need her.

[@wustenfuch]

Vikander's voice is so, musical, amazing

[@raikobi]

I'm an Aussie and a Queenslander...never heard that in my life.

[@jazzycat8917]

It started off as a joke saying, just another trick on foreigners like dropbears, but its slowly creeping its way into unironic use

[@dutchroll]

I'm Aussie too, and I first heard the saying"we're not here to f*ck spiders" probably 35 years ago. It's been around for ages, but it's just not a common slang phrase.

[@alioc3298]

Same! I’m Victorian and I’ve never heard it

[@eddiegreencheez]

Graham is the talk show GOAT if his guest's curse he does the same instead of catching a lot of flak

[@davidkeenan5642]

Graham's format is unique. By bringing the guests on at the same time, and there being no rules about alcohol, the guests can relax, and chat with each other as well as Graham. Graham has exquisite comic timing, so he knows when to just listen, and when to conduct the conversation. The guests are not only entertaining us, they're entertaining each other. And this can lead to some gloriously interactions. Graham has his set pieces, for example his intro, and especially the Red Chair. Often suitably lubricated, most of the guests seem to genuinely love when members of the general public take center stage. Notice how many of them want to take control of flipping the story tellers :-)

[@kousetsuhana]

Good on Posh Kenneth for getting so far! :)

[@ToriJaneIsAmazing]

I wish I could like this comment more than once!

[@moimeself1088]

What a fantastic couch!! 👏🏾👏🏾

[@RioMuc]

My like for this video is just a poor attempt to hide my jealousy that Alicia Vikander is the one who's married to Michael Fassbender...

[@mayanknegi9167]

SAME!

[@1krazykev]

RioMuc wish she would do another Laura Croft movie

[@RioMuc]

@@1krazykev Why? So that she must be for a long time away from Michael during the movie production?

[@1krazykev]

RioMuc because she was good and you can hit on him

[@RioMuc]

@@1krazykev Oh ok. Never saw the movie. But your idea is good. She should shoot at least two movies in a row. ;-)

[@gjmob]

It's usually said more politely than that in a work environment, "We're not here to Fornicate Arachnid's".

[@flexefelux13]

Danish saying: "Thanks for coffee" meaning "Oh my god"

[@arnoldrivas4590]

What? For real?

[@flexefelux13]

@@arnoldrivas4590 yessir

[@treyposey8507]

Daniel Kaluuya was outstanding as Fred Hampton in Judas and the Black Messiah, so was Lakeith Stanfield. I really wish they could both win the Oscar.

[@slyjokerg]

Stanfield was better, but they were both good.

[@jello__0113]

1:08 lol, why are they sharing water?

[@beans5815]

it ain't water

[@pettergardo3874]

Samuel Chambers some of is. Tonic water to be precise. The rest is not 😉

[@rebelraccoon9018]

Sharing is caring.

[@insanecrane5280]

Lol I Thought The Same Thing

[@lionking0110]

That’s what I came here to ask.

[@ohalistair]

Alicia Vikander: "In Sweden we have such weird sayings." Margot Robbie: "Hold my beers." (She's Australian, so I'm just assuming she's double parked and had multiple beers)

[@r.h.6249]

I am Indian and the funniest saying we have here that confuses foriegners is when indians tell you not to interfere,they say "Do not Finger"(Ungli Mat Kar)...or "Do not put your hand where it doesnt belong"...😂😂

[@consciousbeing1188]

I can understand that saying working well in India... but I had an Indian guy say that to me here in Australia so I knocked him out. The smartarse needed his jaw put back together after I smashed it in... Indians need to learn that "when in Rome, do as romans do" (to coin a different phrase)... which means that it's pretty stupid to think you can use Indian sayings in another country and have it be understood the same way. It's the height of obnoxious arrogance to think otherwise.

[@slyjokerg]

Norton's show is better than an American talk show, both because of the lack of tight assed censorship here, and simply because of how the show is formatted. Plus, he is damn good/quick/funny.