Maria Butina, The Russia Agent, Had A Republican Boyfriend

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

6 жыл бұрын

Not only did Russian agent Maria Butina infiltrate the NRA's social circles, she also seduced one well-connected power player in conservative politics.
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@jyll.7132
@jyll.7132 6 жыл бұрын
"If you see him fleeing the country, let him go." Aaahahahahaha 😂😂😂
@sabinafrancoisfbb792
@sabinafrancoisfbb792 6 жыл бұрын
Jyl 🤭😄😄😄🤫
@plqskov1504
@plqskov1504 6 жыл бұрын
Nahh we have such nice prisons it will be a shame not to accommodate him in one.
@spazzeer4028
@spazzeer4028 6 жыл бұрын
Send him to Cuba
@jimsvideos7201
@jimsvideos7201 6 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for all the valuable information he may actually have memorized I'd say do a gofundme for the airfare.
@chaitea2425
@chaitea2425 6 жыл бұрын
Paula Keller correction sugarbaby sounds better!
@Matryoshkandroid
@Matryoshkandroid 6 жыл бұрын
"if you see him fleeing the country, let him go!" dont think truer words have been spoken
@dalialule8112
@dalialule8112 5 жыл бұрын
Amber Law I was wondering if Trump can move to Russia.
@arohyadav33
@arohyadav33 6 жыл бұрын
trump should not talk about nfl and partiotism when he is the one who is a traitor we all saw what happened at the summit
@herbertcamacho1461
@herbertcamacho1461 6 жыл бұрын
What happened? He talked to another world leader? Made peace? Your mind is not your own. You've been programmed.
@ivanv2924
@ivanv2924 6 жыл бұрын
Nope he acted like an employee and turned his back on everyone. He's not programmed, you're happy being blind and screwed over. Quit justify things even he himself tries to fix after . What else do you need my god wake up already.
@andrew5500
@andrew5500 6 жыл бұрын
Herbert Camacho He got on his knees and sucked off the KGB thug who orchestrated the multifaceted attack on the stability of our country and the integrity of our democratic process, an attack that we have ample evidence for and several people have already been convicted in relation to. At BEST, Trump knows Putin hacked the election for him and is willing to screw over our country in Putin's favor so he can hack the next election for him too. And at worst, Putin has kompromat on Trump and owns him like a puppet on strings. Either way, Trump still actively lies to your face each day yet you continue defending him, probably because you can't come to terms with the possibility of having supported a Russian-backed candidate that never had your best interests in mind...
@dra6o0n
@dra6o0n 6 жыл бұрын
I you want to insult Putin, bask Alexi Navalny on the media 24/7 for a whole month, and the Russian fake news media would have nothing useful to talk about because to them, talking about Alexi Navalny is taboo and you lose your job in Russia if the Russian state hears you utter his name even once publicly. Putin hates that guy, and he can't murder or make him disappear because he is backed by families and youths related to all the Russians that struggles underneath Putin "the clown".
@robinlaurence6284
@robinlaurence6284 6 жыл бұрын
Herbert Camacho that’s not how you speak with a world leader trying to usurp your country’s sovereignty. It’s like inviting your burglar to dinner.
@sharonolsen6579
@sharonolsen6579 6 жыл бұрын
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.” ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
@CountryMusicMann
@CountryMusicMann 6 жыл бұрын
And how right the Cicero was, as well.
@AnonningAnon
@AnonningAnon 6 жыл бұрын
sharon olsen Some things never change.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 6 жыл бұрын
Are we sure Trump hasn't murdered anybody? Aside from democracy, I mean.
@TheCommuted
@TheCommuted 6 жыл бұрын
Especially an enemy with a tiny economy the size of Spain and who spends only $78-B to our $715-B on military. Our planes are flying along the Russian cost off the Baltic sea, there are no Russian planes flying in the Gulf of Mexico or Chesapeake Bay or even in the Puget Sound. We're totally up their grill every minute of the day.
@KingOfKeysToDACity
@KingOfKeysToDACity 6 жыл бұрын
A Cool Million Is an equalist a socialist?
@Vegas-if8ju
@Vegas-if8ju 6 жыл бұрын
The party of family values and morals do it again
@jfrigz2294
@jfrigz2294 6 жыл бұрын
“Pennywise without the makeup” 😂
@HarveyNuna
@HarveyNuna 6 жыл бұрын
From Australia, America is more drama filled than Breaking Bad. Sorry that it's kind of enjoyable watching from this end of the world. Good luck America, you really really need it.
@Michael-fr6lo
@Michael-fr6lo 6 жыл бұрын
True. Can't wait until the season finale!
@yolly2292
@yolly2292 6 жыл бұрын
HarveyNuna Yup
@113dmg9
@113dmg9 6 жыл бұрын
And most of us in America are EXTREMELY EMBARRASSED! Is this really happening? I hope to awaken real soon and find out it was just a nightmare.
@Leftatalbuquerque
@Leftatalbuquerque 6 жыл бұрын
Be glad you are not seeing it from my perspective - right next door!
@BronzeArms
@BronzeArms 6 жыл бұрын
America is the Best series out now, WHoever wrote this script is genius. i cancelled my netflix account
@Auriam
@Auriam 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, just like Vlad has a republican boyfriend in the White House.
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 6 жыл бұрын
Trump wishes. But he's just a fucktoy. Putin will throw him away once he won't need him anymore. My guess is in 2020. Since whatever Putin has to blackmail King Donnie will not be of any use in case he doesn't get reelected, he might publish it before, just to throw America into the kind of chaos that might break it forever.
@JJ-kl7eq
@JJ-kl7eq 6 жыл бұрын
Please choose: 1: Chicken 2: Fish 3: Launchables
@owenmurk352
@owenmurk352 6 жыл бұрын
James Jumper nuclear lunch codes
@dequanbell3878
@dequanbell3878 6 жыл бұрын
Owen Murk hence the joke "Launch-ables" XD
@amelieklass5139
@amelieklass5139 6 жыл бұрын
Senpai Kudo - He got the joke, he just expanded on it.
@pathevermore3683
@pathevermore3683 6 жыл бұрын
i'll have the lasagna.
@marksoquetjr4693
@marksoquetjr4693 6 жыл бұрын
I will take the lasagne.- Airplane
@parandhamsai
@parandhamsai 6 жыл бұрын
Nixon must've been going crazy watching all this and screaming "No evidence?!"
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 6 жыл бұрын
Note, Don, you can still get away! No one is watching. Go!
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 6 жыл бұрын
It won't be long before Trump pardons Butina so he can marry her.
@edwinplayer
@edwinplayer 6 жыл бұрын
well Melania is getting a little too old for his taste
@father9716
@father9716 6 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if he actually tried to pardon her. ^__^
@Klb-zc8vp
@Klb-zc8vp 6 жыл бұрын
He probably already grab her p...y.
@JT-xj1pg
@JT-xj1pg 6 жыл бұрын
She isn't hot enough
@buschg7106
@buschg7106 6 жыл бұрын
Toad Jiang 🤣🤣🤣... wait...🤔
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 6 жыл бұрын
at this point with how insane this has becoming, I'm expecting it to be revealed that Trump was secretly growing a clone army with a man named Tyranus on the planet Kamino because he's real name is Sidious
@edwinplayer
@edwinplayer 6 жыл бұрын
execute order 66 err i mean 45
@The.End.Begins24
@The.End.Begins24 6 жыл бұрын
Be ready to be made crazy because there is a conspiracy that there are 2 Trumps one is blue tie Trump he speaks coherently and exhibits some sense of compassion and theres the much more wicked twin Red tie Trump. Watch the Trump ties they reveal the Trump lies.
@matohibiki
@matohibiki 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, does this mean Ewan McGreggor is actually a Jedi? ....I'm ok with this. I think he could take Darth Mitch.
@jamesoblivion
@jamesoblivion 6 жыл бұрын
Trump isn't smart enough to be a Sith Lord. And don't be ridiculous...OF COURSE Ewan McGregor is a Jedi.
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 6 жыл бұрын
"Have I ever told you about the tragedy of Darth Donald the Unwise?"
@cheezycrackers2023
@cheezycrackers2023 6 жыл бұрын
The Spy Who Shagged Me
@darthstarkiller6605
@darthstarkiller6605 6 жыл бұрын
Fish: mediocre... Chicken: Divine
@isaac198428
@isaac198428 6 жыл бұрын
“A shiny egg dipped in pubes”... whoever wrote that joke deserves a beer or two. 😂😂😂
@nathanjamesbaker
@nathanjamesbaker 6 жыл бұрын
3:12 Nice "Mack the Knife" musical insertion.
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Baker and it's not the first time either; John's played a bit of it before when murder or extreme violence is part of the monologue. Love that song.
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
Jon is hugely underrated. His incidental notes are sublime.
@maciek_d
@maciek_d 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't catch that! Nice one mate
@Schmidtelpunkt
@Schmidtelpunkt 6 жыл бұрын
They don't use Jon enough in this show. He isn't the common sidekick who would drop a witty line, so they seem confused what to do with him. They really should create more room for him to do such cue music.
@rhmayer1
@rhmayer1 6 жыл бұрын
Nice catch. Actually 3:03 on my player.
@kieragard
@kieragard 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know why people say Mueller is slow, he is obviously getting things done.
@FutureChaosTV
@FutureChaosTV 6 жыл бұрын
kieragard That's because we are so anxious to see the Traitor on court TV.
@Dubfansince
@Dubfansince 6 жыл бұрын
kieragard Compared to other investigations, this one is going remarkably fast.
@pirobot668beta
@pirobot668beta 6 жыл бұрын
Mueller is making sure to leave NOTHING for the defense to work with. This is a high-stakes game for the future of the free world; Mueller is making sure that his case is air-tight. Innocent people don't attack the Police and Courts before a trial starts, Donny. Innocent people don't smear witnesses and ridicule the rule of law, Donny. Innocent people don't rely on the court of public opinion, Donny. Innocent people sleep soundly, and don't have to pull strings, Donny. Innocent people open their books, share their 1040 forms and proudly PROVE how clean they are, Donny. What's wrong, Donny? Something on your mind?
@freema9246
@freema9246 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen kills it every night!
@aditidurgapal
@aditidurgapal 6 жыл бұрын
There's nothing on Netflix so I watch American politics
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the last two season has really jumped the shark..
@umarslatif
@umarslatif 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious..... as always
@CorporateG0th
@CorporateG0th 6 жыл бұрын
Most hilarious part is the guy getting dumped by a spy charged with fucking her way close to him.
@rositawest4279
@rositawest4279 6 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 6 жыл бұрын
3:15 Jon playing "Mack the Knife" during monologue about Bobbitt. Thank you, Jon.
@snowbaordguru
@snowbaordguru 6 жыл бұрын
Torshin was at the inauguration.
@freecatpaws
@freecatpaws 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I googled this to see if it was true and WOW! The VIP seating at the inauguration also included Natalia Veselnitskaya, the lawyer, and Viktor Vekselberg, a tycoon closely aligned with Putin's government, and at least half a dozen other politically connected Russians. Thank you snowbaordguru for pointing this out.
@snowbaordguru
@snowbaordguru 6 жыл бұрын
Free You are welcome! I thought for sure Colbert would have included that info, but no.
@bille9243
@bille9243 6 жыл бұрын
Trump wants to live in a society in which the wealthy and entitled are above the law. Look at the people he's surrounded himself with who are being investigated and indicted for doing business with oligarchs. Trump has no interest in living in or leading a Democratic Republic. He wants to turn the US into an oligarchy.
@ssoqboss
@ssoqboss 6 жыл бұрын
> Trump wants to live in a society in which the wealthy and entitled are above the law But for now only anti-trumpers live above the law spreading hatred, disrespect to other's opinion, and labeling people "traitors" until a court decision made. Now, cry me a spy or Putin's troll.
@allabouttheafc6031
@allabouttheafc6031 6 жыл бұрын
"An egg dipped in pubes" xD LMFAO
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 6 жыл бұрын
In his defense... He might be able to pull off the bald look? LOL!
@alrestauro
@alrestauro 6 жыл бұрын
EEEEEWWWWWW! LOL!
@lapislazuli06
@lapislazuli06 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@whoresoftijuana
@whoresoftijuana 6 жыл бұрын
I read your comment before I heard him say it.. then when it was applied, the context made it that much better.
@wienzard36
@wienzard36 6 жыл бұрын
this is stephen's best lines in my opinion because I can actually picture it on that paul guy, lol
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 6 жыл бұрын
She puts the Buti in Butina. hahahahaha But seriously, anyone know anything about any *launch codes* ?
@tmseh
@tmseh 6 жыл бұрын
12345.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 6 жыл бұрын
What the hell kind of code is that? That's the code an idiot would have on his luggage!
@purpleblah2
@purpleblah2 6 жыл бұрын
You’re alright, Swedish documentary crew
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 6 жыл бұрын
+brainflash1 It's probably the only code Trump is able to remember.
@tmseh
@tmseh 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@mikeconley9590
@mikeconley9590 6 жыл бұрын
#TRE45ON
@TheMollyjustin
@TheMollyjustin 6 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there . . . the 4, the 5 . . . you my friend are a stable genius!
@mikeconley9590
@mikeconley9590 6 жыл бұрын
TheMollyjustin very stable genius. I'm like a smart person.
@bellz1782
@bellz1782 6 жыл бұрын
mike cool of you passively taking credit for a hashtag that’s been all over reddit for a week.
@TheMollyjustin
@TheMollyjustin 6 жыл бұрын
You are bigly smart, so incredibly smart, more smarter than a billion billion smart people. Hugely smart!
@tinaloveseddie
@tinaloveseddie 6 жыл бұрын
mike conley that needs to be a t shirt!! But, if I see it... remember it was MY idea!😂💰
@paulramos4037
@paulramos4037 6 жыл бұрын
NRA-New Russians Arrivals
@bonnieharmon4421
@bonnieharmon4421 6 жыл бұрын
looks like a good ole fashioned witch burnin'
@cheryltariq
@cheryltariq 6 жыл бұрын
"A Shiny Egg dipped in pubes"...ONE...ONLY ONE ...of the reasons I just HAVE TO watch the Late Show every day!!!!!!
@jimsvideos7201
@jimsvideos7201 6 жыл бұрын
"Shiny egg dipped in pubes" sounds like something you'd expect to get at a *really* bad breakfast joint.
@citadelofwinds1564
@citadelofwinds1564 6 жыл бұрын
I love it when Colbert gets savage.
@sshum00
@sshum00 6 жыл бұрын
Wow... it's kinda crazy how you could probably take this story and turn it into a pretty sweet spy film.
@War-Jac
@War-Jac 6 жыл бұрын
I think the inevitable porn parody would be more accurate though
@evertime123
@evertime123 6 жыл бұрын
Was the band playing the opening bars of Mack the Knife?
@rayden120
@rayden120 6 жыл бұрын
Redhead Russian spy there has to be a Black Widow joke there. Lol
@MrAbdelazizA
@MrAbdelazizA 6 жыл бұрын
Hello from Africa :D
@matthewdean5057
@matthewdean5057 6 жыл бұрын
You know the way?
@ndrthrdr1
@ndrthrdr1 6 жыл бұрын
Dump Trump.
@richardperez6945
@richardperez6945 6 жыл бұрын
Herbert Camacho You sound like you're conditioned to defend Trump.
@dwainmcwilliams2043
@dwainmcwilliams2043 6 жыл бұрын
ndrthrdr1 At one time during his senate confirmation hearing Jefferson Beauregard was asked his name, he answered "I don't recall."
@herbertcamacho1461
@herbertcamacho1461 6 жыл бұрын
I defend Trump because I've researched the synagogue of Satan and their plans, and I know that Trump is our only hope to stop WW3. I can explain if you want....
@kittybear9693
@kittybear9693 6 жыл бұрын
But her emails 🙈🙈🙈
@n40tom
@n40tom 6 жыл бұрын
My friend and his wife are leaving for England Scotland and Germany in about a month. He just said to me I'm actually embarrassed to let anyone over there know that I'm an American . Not ashamed just embarrassed ,over what our president has been doing to us and the rest of the world. I understand how he feels.
@ianmangham4570
@ianmangham4570 Жыл бұрын
🤡
@Hashem0011
@Hashem0011 6 жыл бұрын
Let him go!
@isabelmartin8427
@isabelmartin8427 6 жыл бұрын
I like how Jon was playing “Mack the Knife” during the Bobbitt part. 👌
@ohslimgoody
@ohslimgoody 6 жыл бұрын
Hair made of moldening hay, lol he is also a flight risk if you see him in the airport let him go! LOL!
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 6 жыл бұрын
Trump's gonna end up seeking political asylum in Russia.. 😂😂
@nuckinfuts7610
@nuckinfuts7610 6 жыл бұрын
Former member of the KGB and the current member of KFC are officially going steady. Every night Donnie goes to bed spooning Vlad's letter jacket.
@jjenny438
@jjenny438 6 жыл бұрын
2:08 Stephen subtly praising the guy who figured out the punchline lmao nicely done
@thekwjiboo
@thekwjiboo 6 жыл бұрын
Haha, when Colbert was talking about Bobbit, Batise was playing the melody from "Mack the Knife". That's next level comedy!
@bc714
@bc714 6 жыл бұрын
There is ONE American who knows what happened in the private Helsinki summit meetings between Trump and Putin, the interpreter.
@surrealillusion5680
@surrealillusion5680 6 жыл бұрын
Brent Collins I would have quit before going in that room, they just got put on a kill list by Putin more than liikely.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
So... Nationalistic Russian Association it is, then.
@LaCheshireChat
@LaCheshireChat 6 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing! One of your best sketches! Thank you so much xx
@victorhawkins3461
@victorhawkins3461 6 жыл бұрын
Jon -- loved the "Mack the Knife" nod!
@donnasmith6037
@donnasmith6037 6 жыл бұрын
She’s kind of like Melania . I don’t like him but it is my job .
@tvremote9394
@tvremote9394 6 жыл бұрын
roy moore, trump, and now this guy. what is it with republicans and dating women less than half your age?
@FutureChaosTV
@FutureChaosTV 6 жыл бұрын
No need to worry about my username It is the *I have a tiny penis and an insecure ego* syndrome.
@bryanwilson8396
@bryanwilson8396 6 жыл бұрын
No need to worry about my username She didn’t date him, officially, she used him. Look at him. Look at her. Both are a 12 pack!!!
@hliostalaxth809
@hliostalaxth809 6 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing!!! Thanks so much to all the writers!!!
@hannahjohnson4303
@hannahjohnson4303 6 жыл бұрын
God I love his faces when he says the names. He feels proud when he lines it up with the music. Luvit
@barneypotter8853
@barneypotter8853 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I could thank Steven cobert in person he has saved me from a more serious depression brought on byTrump he brings me out of it makes me laugh at things I didn't think possible to laugh at amazing man ty Mr cobert great work my friend
@PriestessAusetRaAmen
@PriestessAusetRaAmen 6 жыл бұрын
Shiny egg dipped in pubes #dead
@ah-ss7he
@ah-ss7he 6 жыл бұрын
Priestess Auset Ra Amen first. [to view your comment].
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 6 жыл бұрын
I was laying down on my bed while watching this (about to have a quick nap) when he said that line. Burst out laughing, had to sit up to stop. Not tired anymore.
@Steve27775
@Steve27775 6 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jon makes a little musical joke - he played a few notes of Mack the Knife during the stuff abut Bobbitt at about 3:04.
@salu190
@salu190 6 жыл бұрын
"If you see him fleeing the country, let him go..", LMAO 😂
@mcfishyfirst253
@mcfishyfirst253 6 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he knew
@beemaningi
@beemaningi 6 жыл бұрын
Trump is NOT 6'3" !
@Leivve
@Leivve 6 жыл бұрын
Just let him have it. He'll stay in the airport till everyone accepts he is. Do you want him gone or no?
@randallmarsh1187
@randallmarsh1187 6 жыл бұрын
Yea, look at the pic of him with Justin Trudeau, Justin towers above him and Justin IS 6'3" Also, trump isn't only 239 lbs. either!
@beemaningi
@beemaningi 6 жыл бұрын
Leivve Good point! Although I don't want Stephen to believe a Trump fib, I do want Trump to leave the country.
@enarush1
@enarush1 6 жыл бұрын
Leivve He also does not weigh 290 pounds.
@beemaningi
@beemaningi 6 жыл бұрын
barb rarick Well said!
@maxcrypto774
@maxcrypto774 6 жыл бұрын
"Pennywise without make up"! Epic, keep that writer!
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, that "failure to register" thing will never sit right in my mind. No matter how many times I have it explained to me.
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 жыл бұрын
Amerika!
@kaijumecha5766
@kaijumecha5766 6 жыл бұрын
How desperate Republicans are! Just sleep with me and I give whatever you want! By working a little harder, You can be the First Lady!
@bonnieharmon4421
@bonnieharmon4421 6 жыл бұрын
sex shame much?
@jackw467
@jackw467 6 жыл бұрын
One well connected Power Player that no one's ever heard of.
@norrinradd3549
@norrinradd3549 6 жыл бұрын
Wig made of mouldy hay... I pissed myself laughing.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 6 жыл бұрын
*T R E 4 5 O N*
@tashibalampkin8555
@tashibalampkin8555 6 жыл бұрын
More like *Bootyina*
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 6 жыл бұрын
Maria But-in-ya..and her back door communications....
@bonnieharmon4421
@bonnieharmon4421 6 жыл бұрын
Sex shame much?
@lex1eleven
@lex1eleven 6 жыл бұрын
This monolog was 🔥🔥🔥
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 6 жыл бұрын
The AAA joke was priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@no-orwelliandystopia
@no-orwelliandystopia 6 жыл бұрын
That's the Gullible RepubliCants for you, Falling for the oldest Russian's Espionage trick in their Book , a breathtaking beautiful Girl with an accent and willing to open her legs.
@edwinplayer
@edwinplayer 6 жыл бұрын
Hans Nielsen beauty is in the eye of the beholder
@briankenney7007
@briankenney7007 6 жыл бұрын
I'm the only person alive who knows how to play checkers upside down
@Auriam
@Auriam 6 жыл бұрын
You go to Australia
@elsebrunt7466
@elsebrunt7466 6 жыл бұрын
👍😂
@dwainmcwilliams2043
@dwainmcwilliams2043 6 жыл бұрын
Brian Kenney that will come in handy at the re- indoctrination center. Dasviadanya comrade.
@evelynzation
@evelynzation 6 жыл бұрын
"Bourigardovish" - love it! 🤣
@debbiegross3136
@debbiegross3136 6 жыл бұрын
“Pennywise without the makeup” 🤣😹😂 It’s funny because it’s true!
@wayneessar7489
@wayneessar7489 6 жыл бұрын
I thought butina was a delicious Canadian dish?
@AnonningAnon
@AnonningAnon 6 жыл бұрын
Wayne Essar No, Putin is.
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 6 жыл бұрын
+Jikook Harling I can't remember where I read this, but some article I read online this week had a picture of the front page of a French newspaper and that paper's headline had Putin's name spelled "Poutine".
@AnonningAnon
@AnonningAnon 6 жыл бұрын
retnavybrat Because that's what we think about when we say Putin's name. First we think of poutine and then we think of him and it's always amusing. (Sometimes, I superpose a poutine on top of his face in my mind. Just had to add that)
@dwainmcwilliams2043
@dwainmcwilliams2043 6 жыл бұрын
Wayne Essar got your countries mixed up. The dish part is correct.
@wayneessar7489
@wayneessar7489 6 жыл бұрын
Hans Nielsen Lolol! Some folks like lutefisk, each to their own.
@sanyamkhetarpal07
@sanyamkhetarpal07 6 жыл бұрын
Red Sparrow 2018 edition
@Go-Dawgs
@Go-Dawgs 6 жыл бұрын
One of you best Sir🌟
@whycantiremainanonymous8091
@whycantiremainanonymous8091 6 жыл бұрын
Glad you corrected the name pronunciation!
@paulbaken9998
@paulbaken9998 6 жыл бұрын
Do you think that Putin is coming to the US to accept Trumps surrender?
@CCCC-rw9hx
@CCCC-rw9hx 6 жыл бұрын
paul baken He's coming to check his property.
@claudellis3008
@claudellis3008 5 жыл бұрын
no little donny will just tweet it in
@casualobserver7665
@casualobserver7665 6 жыл бұрын
hey people 😁😁
@brianparrott7233
@brianparrott7233 6 жыл бұрын
Mack the Knife!! Very cool, Mr. Batiste. Very, very cool.
@Drew_2308
@Drew_2308 6 жыл бұрын
You guys have finally learned out to upload videos in the correct order.
@bennjibertie9450
@bennjibertie9450 6 жыл бұрын
None of the below are "first"
@allabouttheafc6031
@allabouttheafc6031 6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if the triggered Trumpists come swooping in to the Colbert videos because of how sad they are. Got to feed them their bottles to keep them calm. xD
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 6 жыл бұрын
There's actually a surprising lack of them now. I think they're still reeling back from the first summit. Fox's damage control is so contradictory their brains must be just bursting at the seems.
@allabouttheafc6031
@allabouttheafc6031 6 жыл бұрын
I guess logic and common sense is finally hitting them on the head.
@cheryltariq
@cheryltariq 6 жыл бұрын
AllAboutTheAFC ....NOOOOOO WAY....That will be a cold day in hell!!!!
@Wasserkaktus
@Wasserkaktus 6 жыл бұрын
The Russian Trolls were commanded to be quiet.
@johndaugherty7465
@johndaugherty7465 6 жыл бұрын
"I guess logic and common sense is finally hitting them on the head." Frankly I've come to the conclusion that's impossible. They're impervious to reason...
@mattpasta2987
@mattpasta2987 6 жыл бұрын
“Wig made of moldy hay” 😂😂😂
@toysbystarlite05
@toysbystarlite05 6 жыл бұрын
Happy Friday!!! Woohoo!
@camillehartgrove1000
@camillehartgrove1000 6 жыл бұрын
Hi guys, hope your day’s been going well, you might not hear this enough so I just wanted to say that you are special, you are loved by someone, and people care abt you, just wanted to remind you guys, if u wanna vent abt anything, feel free, and I’ll respond if you need someone to talk to
@Auriam
@Auriam 6 жыл бұрын
Camille Hartgrove that's very sweet of you. Looking at your profile though I can tell you you don't need to be thin to be popular, and you don't need to be popular to be happy. Just be yourself, your compassion is the best thing about you and is worth more than anything else.
@aonduine7473
@aonduine7473 6 жыл бұрын
Auriam is right, just be yourself, the ones that can enjoy the real you are the ones you want as friends anyway.
@australien6611
@australien6611 6 жыл бұрын
Camille Hartgrove are you on drugs ? 😉
@fallindowndrunk
@fallindowndrunk 6 жыл бұрын
Camille Hartgrove --thanks, you're sweet
@traceyanne6284
@traceyanne6284 6 жыл бұрын
47 views, 128 thumps up, 28 comments
@aonduine7473
@aonduine7473 6 жыл бұрын
delayed and semi-delayed statistics ftw? You should ask youtube to have real-time stats so they can bring their server farms to their knees. Delays are needed to reduce stress on processors and bandwidth, thus giving you a smoother experience.
@gyrostep9502
@gyrostep9502 6 жыл бұрын
People comment on this on almost every new video I watch
@geoffbaumgartner5335
@geoffbaumgartner5335 6 жыл бұрын
So?
@judyoliverwest9467
@judyoliverwest9467 6 жыл бұрын
Oh Stephen, you made my otherwise sucky DAY!!
@abigailofdarkness
@abigailofdarkness 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
@snacktime2497
@snacktime2497 6 жыл бұрын
*Uploaded 3 minutes ago* Neat
@peterwade9398
@peterwade9398 6 жыл бұрын
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet it’s a real problem I just don’t know Y
@thelonster1338
@thelonster1338 6 жыл бұрын
Peter Wade that is funny teehee
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 6 жыл бұрын
it pisses me off that all my incontinence jokes are crap, but I guess it Depends on to whom you tell them.
@brentbrowers775
@brentbrowers775 6 жыл бұрын
"There is no collusion!" Bwhahahahahahahahahaha
@T_AMC
@T_AMC 6 жыл бұрын
This story got better and better as the video went on.
@HereToComment24
@HereToComment24 6 жыл бұрын
40 views in 1 minute, lol. Apparently she is not being charged as a spy but as a lobbyist.
@newyorkcitythebigapple3399
@newyorkcitythebigapple3399 6 жыл бұрын
Mohamed Mubarak No., but as a spy for Putin.
@Jarnauga
@Jarnauga 6 жыл бұрын
Well its pretty much the same thing in this context. She is also getting charged with being an unregistered foreign agent as far as I understand it. And those registered foreign agents are, for all intends and purposes, nothing more than lobbyists for a foreign country. Not really the same as a typical spy. Mannaford was charged with that as well, because he was lobbying for a foreign country, but that would have been ok if he had disclosed that and registered. But yeah, foreign agents in that regard pretty much just means a foreign lobbyist, and that is legal, as long as you register with the Government. In Russia for example, human rights groups and activists that take any foreign money (which is most, if not all of them) have to register as foreign agents and marked and advertise any events or speeches they hold as being organized or held by a foreign agent.
@nozomisasaki3403
@nozomisasaki3403 6 жыл бұрын
I peed in a horse once.
@edwinplayer
@edwinplayer 6 жыл бұрын
"in"? you mean "on" right?
@nozomisasaki3403
@nozomisasaki3403 6 жыл бұрын
No. In.
@maridot9641
@maridot9641 6 жыл бұрын
Caught that Mack the Knife, Jon 👌🏾
@sinisterminister6478
@sinisterminister6478 6 жыл бұрын
With a nail in it
@JosephWolfson
@JosephWolfson 6 жыл бұрын
Nineteenth?
@edc8657
@edc8657 6 жыл бұрын
"...let him go." 🤣🤣🤣
@lisadee4490
@lisadee4490 6 жыл бұрын
we have the invitation code 😂😂😂😂😂
@porkchopspapi5757
@porkchopspapi5757 6 жыл бұрын
This one just has to be true, right? Damn, it's almost like the media is lying to us.
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