Trump's Executive Order To Undo An Executive Failure

[@VianneyCreates]

This has been such a disgraceful period in American history. I just pray that we find our courage, love, and generosity again very soon.tRump is a broken, hollow, narcissist. This is all about him.

[@Pandor25]

If you want to understand what is happening check the video Don't Be a Sucker by US National Archives. Kinda explain what is happening.

[@australien6611]

Vianney me too it's affecting everyone not just you guys in the USA

[@normantrombon]

Cliff Moore ...yes, they act like the freaking national socialist party of yesteryear, but don’t keep the statistics quite as accurately!

[@slickvisualpoetry]

Vianney unfortunately he tapped into the large reservoir of misanthropic hollowness and addressed the feelings of communities who were left behind by the corporate democrats. Building politics on anger never has led to anything good in history and it won't know. Unfortunately I also cannot think of an example where such policies were reversed without catastrophe first.

[@Darkness1984]

Bet you didnt complain when Obama did it? Oh yes its true! That rule that gets familys torn apart started under Obama!

[@alterego1362]

"Happy people? Are you signing a resignation?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@quantumgirl3047]

Adarsh Kurup I have mixed feelings about that honestly. On one hand, if he resigns, we will be the happy people like Colbert just said. On the other hand, we’ll be stuck with the devil himself , Mike Pence!

[@aprilgillespie4510]

Quantum Girl

[@charlievalentine2145]

I'm excited for his second term in office

[@myleenbarnes6537]

Adarsh Kuru

[@stevefromsaskatoon830]

@@charlievalentine2145 Me too!! he gonna have the Republican party completely destroyed in five more years .

[@ravenuk2880]

He didn't like families separated? It was HIS policy. Liar-in-chief.

[@walkeroftheskies7905]

Raven 2017 It was Bush's policy

[@ravenuk2880]

Walker Of The Skies > Ask Session's

[@pec104]

Get ready to hang your sorry asses. He's going to win the mid-terns and 2020. You have only yourselves to blame for your state of total disrepute. Democrats = shameless liars = power at any cost = N A Z I S.

[@Ultimaton100]

pec104 The facts say otherwise: www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/poll-most-americans-oppose-immigrant-family-separation/

[@Ultimaton100]

Walker Of The Skies Nope, the policy was enacted by Trump last month. Sessions even bragged about it, then. www.factcheck.org/2018/05/trump-blames-own-border-policy-on-democrats/

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?! Just slide in a resignation among other paperwork, it's not like he reads everything he's supposed to sign, unless possibly it's for publicity...!!!

[@BrickTamlandOfficial]

just put an EO on top of the resignation and tell him to press hard when signing it. voilà

[@Leftatalbuquerque]

I thought the US was a nation full of guns...

[@lizatanzawa7910]

YOU should get the Nobel Peace Prize!!

[@philbattiste9649]

I dunno, he might tear it up after signing it. He does that with all his papers.

[@MrSiah82]

Michael Berthelsen Yes!Yes!Yes!

[@iriya3227]

Respect to Dems tho. They said no and didn't fall for Trump's atrocious blackmail!

[@dulynoted2427]

iliya Extortion.

[@mediamattersismycockholste562]

Yeah, just refused to do ANYTHING except propose a catch and release law that would have every child rapist/cartel drug runner/human trafficker/gang member CONTINUE to grab kids to use as props when crossing the border.

[@greent16]

The Democrats do nothing. They wait for things to happen to them and sit there passively, staring at the sky wondering why they got kicked in the ass. Any other party would have got this moron impeached. Instead Pelosi and cohorts dont want to push trump out because they want to appeal to his supporters. Anything for money

[@MrDubstep420]

Not blackmail. You are too biased to see this with a logical view. Explain why democrats didn't do anything for eight years. They are just pawns to democrats and they know it. The pictures from 2014 show kids who are cramped into small cages in space blankets. That was OBAMA, and you guys didn't say a fucking word because you give your political idol a moral pass. This is why democrats and liberals are incapable of running government, got voted out, and are losing control nationwide. There won't be a blue wave. Just a blue swirl.

[@the_bottomfragger]

iliya Disagree on that one. Republicans tried to work on a bipartisan deal and dems were too stubborn. Now the president signed something way worse.

[@pdute1]

"If I have to go to prison with my kids, so do you!" Whoever wrote that line: Genius! give em a raise!

[@marydupree27]

perfect

[@knollfamily916]

I do not believe for a minute that this will end. Why would we start trusting this monster all of a sudden?

[@stevesievers1248]

Knoll Unless something is done, it won't end. The order doesn't reunite the separated children with their parents and only lasts 20 days. After that, the practice starts all over again.

[@sonyahannah]

Took the words out of my keyboard, Stephen -- I was just about to snark about what would REALLY make us happy!

[@n00yawk]

"If I have to go to prison with my kids then so do you." Amazing!

[@brodyhill1449]

n00yawk Would love to hear Eric balling like none other, Ivanka saying "It's NOT fair!!!" then crying silently and DJTJr whimpering after a good butt plugging session, crying DADDY!!! DADDY!!!

[@n00yawk]

Jared would be passed around like currency, even in club fed..

[@NewMessage]

Remember when Donny thought it would be too damaging to Barron to tear him away from his classmates in the middle of the school year, and was willing to blow millions of out tax dollars to keep him and Melania in NY, to save HIS kid from any separation anxiety?

[@cisco8650]

To that lady who said what most of us want to say to this president, I salute you.

[@hazukichanx408]

Let me join you in that salute. Thank you, unknown lady, for saying what needed to be said.

[@nates9029]

That "random woman" is my new favorite person in the world!

[@donutchan8114]

Nate S she's probably gonna get in trouble, but at least she got it off her chest.

[@JachAnen]

Esmeralda Bruno Nah, everybody looking for a woman, so Robert De Niro is safe

[@nates9029]

Esmeralda Bruno - Sometimes the trouble is worth it. I've caused myself money and comfort because of my ideals before but not like that and not to the President of the United States. She is my hero and I don't have many heroes.

[@tuskedbeast]

You're not alone, buddy.

[@nates9029]

tuskedbeast - That is what gives me hope. I know I am not alone. There are countless people who stand up for their ideals and beliefs that aren't recognized and no one knows about them. I'm an Atheist but I respect people of faith who actually stand up for what they believe. This woman and people like her and you are the ones we should celebrate.

[@sonyahannah]

And Ivanka thanked her daddy SO sweetly in a tweet. . . disgusting.

[@davidjames-cameron617]

sonyahannah disgusting that the law was passed in 2008 by a court of judges and Obama practiced it for 8 years and no one cared but then the media and late night fully blamed Trump for it when technically he was literally just following a protocol set up by Obama? Yes, late night and the media have acted disgustingly

[@kinko920]

David James-Cameron Get your facts straight.

[@MaryJimenezUniversalProfile]

The USA can "defend" themselves any way they want. Despite all republicans and trumpists say, my main problem is: "how the F*ck did you ""MISPLACED"" 1000+ CHILDREN"?? If you are going to take that step and separate that many children from their parents, regardless whether they are applying for legitimate residence or not. Regardless if they are legal or illegal and regardless if they have already been legal and legitimate for over 10 years, then by all means. . . but that also should mean that you have the logistics to back this up. furthermore, with this action, the trump administration is nothing more and nothing less than a taliban administrtation

[@manofnam]

David James-Cameron, we know that is a lie. Trump hates the things obama has done, and would never use something made by obama.

[@wot48320]

@David James-Cameron Did Obama separated 2000 children? NO. But Trump's zero tolerance policy did and lie about it. Now your dear leader just fixed his own mess he started with.

[@prettybullet4646]

I love how Trump takes credit for ending it even though he enacted it over a month ago and swore that ending it was completely out of his hands.. Trump is a real piece of work alright. .

[@realitycheck6622]

obama followed the same policy but he was not criticized no media coverage lol.

[@losaikosavetheearth4215]

I see Trump as a 'FAKE PEICE OF WORK'.......nothing is real in Trump world.

[@luminatron]

@@realitycheck6622 Example?

[@Gundam4]

Happy people? Are you signing your resignation?

[@thorr18BEM]

Now that I think about it, resigning would be the biggest story of the year. Think of all the attention he would get. The fame. Quick, someone explain the potential ratings to him.

[@CoachingHigher]

Immediate boost of hypothetical happiness!🎉

[@martiemc8398]

strikeslifer has anyone fall of the fact that if Trump resigns we have to deal with Mike Pence????

[@sours4g181]

strikeslifer I seen it. He quit let's party!!!

[@jdubs325]

Hahaha libs still crying

[@dailybunnymemes2545]

Oh silly Stephen, Trump wouldn't know who was president 60 years ago, much less that Hawaii became a state!

[@vargohoat9950]

i want to know who that woman who yelled fu at trump is, goddamn i love her, thats free speech at its absolute finest moment ever

[@twinodoom]

Phase 1: Create a problem. Phase 2: Blame someone else for it. Phase 3: Fix the problem. Phase 4: Profit!

[@6kchea663]

Wow the nerve to actually go to a Mexican restaurant after all the racism.. i mean wow LMAO I'm surprised she didn't get food thrown at her.

[@outeast999]

It's "Mexican restaurant" as in "fish restaurant" or "burger bar", I think. Hence the "tender age" thing. (The original plan was to call them "succulent and juicy age" shelters, but it didn't fit on the forms.)

[@OlEgSaS32]

Seriously, they should have denied them services, and if she dared question why, hit her back with "if your bible thumping bakers can do it, so can we, and our reason is far more real than theirs"

[@stevesievers1248]

Paul I know you're merely making a joke here, but they have been (under cover of darkness) bringing in girls of 7 to 10 yrs of age into NY in cars and vans 5 at a time. WTH!!! With everything else we have going on, is our president selling young girls too someone like maybe Saudi Arabia? This whole ordeal stinks.

[@Msis03]

6:38 That woman is doing God's work. A true national hero.

[@mickreaddin4979]

Trump deserves no praise whatsoever for overturning a policy that he implemented. That's like me sticking a knife in your stomach, and then wanting you to praise me for ringing an ambulance

[@karenjohnston2844]

mick readdin 'ringing for an ambulance' gives him too much credit. He stabbed us in the stomach then wanted praise for pulling out the knife.

[@yarkieee]

It's not a policy that he implemented. It's the LAW. These criminals are breaking FEDERAL LAW. If they get prosecuted, as they should, the children are separated by LAW. It's not his law, he didn't create it. Did you not learn about the rule of law in school? Were you paying attention?

[@fluidthought42]

juicy Ok, do you agree with the law? Of seperating children from their parents, a good portion of which (some sources say roughly 50%) are asylum seekers (who are turning themselves in to Border Patrol to be legally processed, kinda like Cuban refugees are)? Also, can you quote the exact law you are referring to, it would very much help in our discussion.

[@yarkieee]

Mr. Seemingly Expected No, I don't agree with the law of separating children. But what can Trump, as part of the EXECUTIVE branch, do about it? Also, these people's intentions are irrelevant to what our Country's federal law is. We are not a refugee camp, it will only deteriorate the country. I was referring to the Flores decision. I can't copy and paste it for some reason.

[@judioregan4210]

juicy - did you not learn about compassion from your parents? These are CHILDREN OK. Innocent children. Not criminals. Children. And their parents were desperate enough to walk hundreds of miles to risk being arrested just to get their kids out of a terrible situation. Wipe your conscience, if indeed you have one.

[@v.t1947]

Thank Stephen BTW The woman who shout out that is right ! Nice job girl 👏👏👏

[@jamessmithe5490]

It's so odd that talk show hosts have become the moral conscience of America. No one does it better than Stephen Colbert(though Seth Myer does it equally well.)

[@TrumpMMA]

James Smithe very telling statement. Very sad. The sea of liberal zombies choose to let their moral conscience be dictated by talk show hosts. By the television. Instead of thinking for themselves and developing their own opinion. Buckle up for 7 more years of the greatest president the world as ever seen!!!! MAGA

[@matt47110815]

John Oliver - although sometimes rambling - does it equally well. :-) MAGA: Trump needs to go!

[@bleankdallas2924]

Samantha Bee is both the king and queen of late night

[@bleankdallas2924]

Danny, Its funny how stupid this is cos while u say liberals listen to talk show hosts, ur president spends every waking moment in front of fox news. get a brain that isn't broken, i think they make those now

[@rushda02]

Danny when was America ever great?

[@St33ldancer]

Question: who are the freaking 30% who ARE OK WITH THIS?!!?!?!

[@Dubfansince]

Steeldancer It's the same 30% that show up all the time. My opinion is that it's the fanatic anti-abortion evangelicals. If an anti-abortion politician is elected they will support everything that person does because they don't want to undermine them and potentially end up with someone who is not anti-abortion. They are single-issue voters but they yell loudly about everything and make up whatever excuse it takes to justify supporting their guy no matter how wacky his position or actions may be.

[@byakuyakuchiki8863]

The sinners who love guns but claim they are 'pro-life' 'Christians'.

[@wickednwyld]

Dubfansince 1980 - Little do they know that the last thing these politicians want is to actually overturn Roe v Wade. To do so would mean giving up the control they have over these mindless, single issue voters. Never let the track dog catch the bone.

[@genghiskhan9269]

Steeldancer These douches are the stupidest motherfuckers ever to have lived.

[@mccash8549]

the hardcore racists of America aka the silent majority!

[@TheCstar07]

The "Mr President" in the shout out is to make sure he is paying attention then that wonderful "Fuck You" sails in. Beautiful execution.

[@Nebukadnezzer]

Everything feeds into their sense of victimhood, imaginary or otherwise. We are well beyond civility. Good read: www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jun/15/samantha-bee-robert-de-niro-trump-language

[@jalexander9520]

It's oddly appropriate that they starred-out "you".

[@maazkalim]

+Jonathan Alexander Tell me you can live peacefully at a prime-property with the cheapest sensible rent by staying at out-and-out loggerheads with your landlord?°

[@maazkalim]

Also makes this loose-talk of 'conservadicks' powerfully irrelevant yet-another time: "Born females aren't smarter than born males [ON AVERAGE]." 😊

[@gelmann2]

The MAJORITY want our border laws ENFORCED !! Build the Wall and stop mass illegal immigration !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@taskeenzahra3947]

With a deep heart,he sighed that document...how can America elect such a self pleased,self centred,self taught,ignorant! He is replica of any tyrant ...

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

3:06 This, sir, is called the hero syndrome; you create a situation only you can solve so you can obtain the love of masses. Unless the masses realize the scheme...

[@cindyphan19]

Hi, please don't forget about the 2,300+ migrant children already taken and transported all over the U.S. Some of their parents might've been deported, and many of them will be lost within the foster care system because of legal paperwork. Trump is playing a legal gambit with these children. They will be orphaned in foster care because of this. There is a fund dedicated to family reunification in the foster care system, but whether or not it can be used to help these kids and families is questionable. If you've got time please contact your elected officials and ask about efforts to reunite these families! Thank you!

[@Geospasmic]

This is what really worries me. There's so many kids still being held without charges, who even knows if they're all identified or have any way of being reunited with their parents at this point, and then there's all the ones unaccounted for.

[@byakuyakuchiki8863]

Great deal-maker this one. Gave billions to save Chinese jobs, gave North Korea international legitimacy and folded before the Democrats who would not succumb to this extortion.

[@Buenomars]

🔔🔔🔔SHAME! SHAME!🔔🔔🔔

[@judioregan4210]

Buenomars - the only thing missing is the Big Nuns! 😲😲😲

[@zachm9202]

Buenomars Goddamnit, I was going to reference Game of Thrones! XD

[@yermekzhantassov2430]

I'm surprised they didn't bring that up

[@pec104]

Democrats = shameless liars = power at any cost = N A Z I S.

[@Chunkboi]

pec104 the view must be great from that glass house of yours.

[@macron340]

Trump doesn't have any courage. Political or otherwise.

[@dustin3596]

Yes because the law was passed when bill was president

[@jdubs325]

You don't know the definition of courage.

[@raynixxx8261]

Scott Costa 👈🏻 TRUMP LOVER ‼️‼️‼️🤢👎

[@elkinsknight12]

No facts here only name calling and insults. Typical leftist conversation.

[@gibbycarlos8546]

You must watch a lot of shows like this. Comedy that's "not the actual news, so don't take us oh so seriously, and if you do, its your fault because we don't call ourselves the news"

[@jimsvideos7201]

Anyone in the government who needed to be told that this was wrong needs to lose their job.

[@byakuyakuchiki8863]

That would be everyone except the blonde intern.

[@aidancampbell5644]

Honestly, I hope that every member of the Trump administration gets the same treatment as Kirsten Nielsen until they either quit or get arrested.... Or both.

[@ValerieJNorse]

Well, we know Scott Pruitt was "forced" to start flying first-class when someone in coach yelled at him that he was screwing up the environment.

[@aidancampbell5644]

Yeah, that was part of the stink attached to Scott Pruitt.

[@Nick_1790]

to that woman. You are the real MVP.

[@jojotheswede8444]

I salute that random woman

[@jojotheswede8444]

Danny Moe that was rude

[@stormwatcher59]

Jojo, trump has given his supporters permission to be rude....it's running rampant in the US. Sorry. :(

[@AHDBification]

I hope he hears that lady when he's trying to go to sleep at night.

[@batoolkaghazwala6310]

I want to be that woman!!

[@ribo4181]

Stephen's gestures are very funny. They make the show even better.

[@dac232009]

He is a puppet bought & paid for not a comedian either talentless hack who is overrated & extremely overpaid

[@Meyers1793]

He is a great invisible-props guy.

[@turkeytrailhoneybeefarmgeo6292]

mellonie Walker it's a brain disorder. Be nice.

[@jcdc1824]

4x4chevyredneck, yes we know all about your President, but these comments are mostly about Colbert, so...

[@ThreadBomb]

Why did Colbert stop to tie his shoe? Is that symbolic of something?

[@lovinglydull]

So after a disgusting policy marred by incompetence and possibly even human trafficking, he pretends to end it by making a big deal about signing an executive order and proceeds to blame everyone else?

[@JokerFan-hj4iv]

lovinglydull yep... yep he did.

[@ValerieJNorse]

In Trump's America we call that "par for the course."

[@fabiz8602]

Someone should give him an Resignation contract (or however you call that) and swap it for the next executive order. I bet he would not even realise what he signs

[@barbgruber]

Trump didn’t like the sight or the feeling of those poll numbers dropping.

[@ChipCain]

Give the FU lady a medal!! 🥇

[@marydupree27]

luv it

[@holly03282008]

Give the FU lady a smack upside the head Stalin style!!!

[@Ironbat92]

Steve's Trump sounds like what Cartman, if he was 15.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

"Happy People wait are you signing your resignation?" ~ Stephen Colbert. 😂

[@xandermcn]

It would be a very different world if they know what shame is.

[@cesar3994]

"He folded like an origami trump casino", lol

[@misterflibble6601]

One of the best Stephen Colbert monologues I've ever seen. He just bludgeons Trump and his administration with the late night equivalent of Mjolnir. Thor would be be proud

[@susanreynolds5624]

Too little, too late. Trump is a chump.

[@bettechic5052]

Yes..Yes 👍 Please sign your resignation trump!!! Do the RIGHT thing!!!

[@dawnbreaker5008]

Bette Chic you wish 😂😂😂

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Bette Chic But before the orange clown resigns, he needs to undo everything he did! And he needs to fire every incompetent and/or monstrous people he hired! And then he resigns! And then he needs to confess to his crimes and go to jail for good! And as soon as he dies, he will burn in hell for good!

[@dawnbreaker5008]

Serienjunkie 007 let me guess. You want the tax cuts taken back too..Don't you..

[@waningfizzle8318]

Bette Chic brainwashed

[@ClemonsKunkel]

ναιѕниαν кαииαи lol a invisible KKK ..lol to Funny watching you 🐄 cowards always. Sad So sad love

[@tamikoestomo3275]

Stephen, you are absolutely TERRIFIC!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❣

[@udoodu8023]

he nailed it again. stephen, you are just great.

[@masterjoekerr6968]

Trump is a hero for defending our borders and not succumbing to political correctness.

[@udoodu8023]

Master Joe Kerr womp womp

[@masterjoekerr6968]

Oh those poor ms13 illegal aliens.

[@udoodu8023]

Master Joe Kerr joking Joker. Funny as hell.

[@masterjoekerr6968]

You should let them stay with you. Let them sleep in your daughters room. After all you care and trust them so much right?

[@philbattiste9649]

Trump makes me wish America had a "vote of no confidence" option.

[@australien6611]

Phil Battiste yeah I thought your whole system was about checks and balances of power? Although we have the no confidence thing in Australia and it just means we go through alot more idiots than you do

[@gceElwood]

Well, you kinda do, Phil. November 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@bryanwilson8396]

Phil Battiste We also have a no confidence clause in Canada, you know, the country that offended DRUMPF because we stood up to him.🇨🇦 … we must have bullied him …

[@Emperor_Palpatine_66]

Good... Good...

[@philbattiste9649]

Bryan Wilson I know. It's where I got the idea.

[@AliCatGtz]

When that woman says, "Shame" over and over again, who else thought of Game of Thrones?

[@sandstew2697]

Can you imagine raising a child that lies about EVERY thing

[@ForeverMe543]

They were so mad that they had to do the right thing, they wanted to torture little kids.

[@librom5542]

ForeverMe543 For all we know they are torturing kids, he is keeping all the little ones so he and his friends can ra pe them

[@Darkness1984]

Bet you didnt complain when Obama did it? Oh yes its true! That rule that gets familys torn apart started under Obama!

[@ForeverMe543]

Darkness1984 for fucks sake, obama did not do this. Ever. At all. He placed children who entered the border BY THEMSELVES into protective custody (and that was only because of Republican pressure). He would never be heartless enough to separate kids from parents. Forgive me if I don’t listen to idiots.

[@ForeverMe543]

Neil Mo last I checked, I wasn’t politically debating, I was making a sarcastic comment? And no, people are not stupid enough to let that moldy Cheeto with no dick be president again.

[@ForeverMe543]

Neil Mo I hate to disappoint you dear. In a recent poll the majority of people voted against trump in 2020. The only way he would win is if he cheats again. I have hope that people have learned their lesson by now. “Some 60% say they view their midterm vote as a ballot essentially against (34%) or for (26%) Trump, according to a newly released survey from the nonpartisan Pew Research Center.”

[@cheetosortiz2783]

I and most of America wish it was his resignation letter.

[@ninjasanin500]

The fact that she went out to eat mexican after all that hoopla is just plan stupid lmaooooo She had that coming. Shes actually lucky these people only yelled at her.

[@ValerieJNorse]

Actually, when you come to think of it, I'm astonished that she can go out anywhere. American-born people aren't crazy about working washing dishes and such, so she's going to run into immigrants no matter where she goes.

[@ninjasanin500]

True. Well. Tough lol

[@milothompson1159]

Angry Colbert is best Colbert.

[@AmodSandeepa]

This is not the free and just America I heard about. Please elect "human" leaders America! The world is watching.

[@jainck4]

Excellent presentation. Thank you Stephen and America. He folded and you have power to do things. Keep on, Please.And Thanks.

[@martiemc8398]

The Secretary of Homeland Security was shamed at a Mexican restaurant a couple of days ago. People shouted insults shouted the word shame she ultimately left the restaurant. She left the restaurant and went home to Daddy Trump and told him you got to do something about this I have to go eat!!

[@stevenpeluso7670]

Yesterday, once again the president showed how uncaring and cold hearted he really is. Is this the kind of president you want? Then he goes to a rally where it is all about him.

[@brodyhill1449]

Percival Hans You want Immigration Security but not Job Security, Healthcare Security, Shelter/Home Security, Food Security, Clean Air, Water and Land Security or Voting Security? You a strange one "human".

[@albertross1731]

The law says asylum seeking refugees are to be granted asylum and heard by a court. It does not say that their children are to be taken away, they are to be held in prison or that they are to be deported en masse without representation. That is all just what Sessions has decided to do because he is a racist.

[@practicalwerewolf]

Percival Hans, I bet you believe in God too.... Lmfao... You are an evil human being.

[@stevenpeluso7670]

Practical Werewolf l do belive in God.,and that is not evil.

[@albertross1731]

+Steven Peluso I think the Werewolf's point was the irony of Percival Hans thinking he is going to "immigrate" to heaven, yet not wanting people to immigrate to the United States. The nationalist anti-immigration movement is the living embodiment of the parable of the unforgiving debtor. Matthew 18:21-35

[@silkiebaby70]

Tump never admits when he is wrong what did you expect. The default modes are as followed: double down or tell more lies to justify the original lie. What else is new with this man?

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

He didn't backtrack to the way it was. That was just a stepping stone.

[@Ronnybengt]

May This reign end

[@rmn1228]

If you read the full language of the EO we can now detain these families indefinitely. It also doesn't say anything about reuniting the kids already separated from their parents.

[@shanepasha6501]

rmn1228 - true, plus, to change the current situation, it will need new and additional resources. I won’t be surprised if these resources are going to be scarce. I believe, the EO execution depends on government resources availability.

[@113dmg9]

Your show just keeps getting better and better... illustrating just how terribly worse things keep getting with this presidency.

[@SanskarWagley]

ughhhhh please vote Trump and all his goons out ASAP

[@urspatz6967]

He plays with the life of children like a cat with a dying mouse.

[@TwoFerns]

Not a Trump supporter, not even a US citizen. However, I lived in Redlands, California throughout my HS years and I remembered that this issue had been happening since Obama administration. Just wanted to throw it out there. I live in Canada now and it’s really upsetting to see something like this happen. Cheers guys!

[@KingOfMadCows]

Trump has been trying to get Ivanka to take that woman's "suggestion" for years.

[@craigpatterson1547]

KingOfMadCows He Really has ! ..... Who knows ! Maybe she's thinking about it ! See her husband ?!! At least her dad can raise his little pink president ! , he made her didn't he ?! 😂😂😂

[@creekwalker62]

Ok, that was disgusting. I don't like trump either but that was just off color. Get some new material please.

[@rysun8709]

This administration is geniuses. First create a problem that most decent people oppose, then have the president be the hero who solves the problem.

[@shanepasha6501]

Ry Sun - “Only I can fix it..”

[@idocareandushouldtoo166]

November can't come fast enough.

[@VampiricHorde]

4:27 the 50 shades of white

[@jessicaolson490]

Chris McM and all male too.

[@kattz753]

Is this stuff really happening? Did I fall and hit my head? Am I high? Did someone put something in my Coke? WTF????

[@byakuyakuchiki8863]

You drinking the stuff Trump drinks? WTF!!!

[@seandknutson]

"He folded like an origami Trump casino" is my new favorite one-liner.

[@HayTatsuko]

While I'm glad that Resident Trump sort of did the right thing here, he shouldn't have allowed this situation to even happen. By this point, I don't think he's ever going to have any real clue as to how to do this job. He's well into building his legacy as one of the worst Chief Executives ever elected.

[@bryanwilson8396]

J.R. Caldoon He is already there and at the finish line

[@sonic8005]

J.R. Caldoon he changed it to make it worse it seems...

[@biggiebeats1490]

J.R. Caldoon he didn't let this start bill clinton did, do some research and not be in front of a screen all day moron

[@steven209]

J.R. Caldoon you do realize bill Clinton signed this and has been going on since

[@sonic8005]

Andres Lopez Sorry but Bill didn't do this. I don't know what's worse, that somebody thought Trump supporters were dumb enough to believe that claim... Or the fact that they were right.

[@chelseahardrick9362]

Stephen you are my absolute favorite person...I love you 😍

[@DjTittySprinklez]

ALEXANDER WINTON then why are you here

[@StevenTorrey]

"Tender age shelters" has an Orwellian ring to it. "Tender age shelter" cannot be a good thing!

[@thilomanten8701]

The day of Trump's resignation (though unlikely) or his impeachment (depends on the wit of the US voters) will be known in the future as V-T Day.

[@zxcvbnm0012345]

whats cersei lannister doing in a mexican resturant ?

[@davidedwards3361]

HEY, I just worked it out. The reason trump signs everything with that thick black pen, is because someone has already penciled in his signature, and he is just going over the lines. The thick pen means he can miss the pencil a little bit without people seeing it.

[@mhddirchankirmy8660]

1:44 Trump was like :’’ we gonna have a lot of happy 😃 people.’’ Colbert 🤨:’’ oh wait!! Happy people? Are u signing a resignation?’’ Savage 😂 😆

[@megaoldskool76]

I love Stephen!! What a hoot🤣

[@vermithraxpejorative7387]

Yes Alexander, Trump is a tool...... For Evil !! ;)

[@jimhovater8755]

MegaOldSkool76 He's a freaking ACTOR!

[@133wildcat]

HE IS A DEGENERATE ASSWIPE LIKE YOU

[@JC-ev2ns]

I love how trump is making this like it was his idea and had nothing to do with pressure from the media, democrats, and all decent human beings.

[@thepax6096]

J C Republicans as well... truly a miracle

[@robertconklin3850]

J C yeah bc Trump has showed so much folding under media pressure lmao

[@taintofcartman8064]

We didn't elect him as president, the electoral college and Russia did

[@JB-xl2jc]

No. Influenced by Russia, yes, but America did this. We need to take responsibility for our colossal failures.

[@taintofcartman8064]

Ok, my mistake on Russia. Yes, we as Americans do need to take responsibility for electing this troll of a president.

[@practicalwerewolf]

We can not allow it to be close next time around. Many contributing factors such as Russia, an outdated and useless electoral college and Republicans changing electoral maps in purple states are definitely factors but we became complacent and didn't think he'd win or took for granted how much better Hillary actually would've been than the orange vomit on the floor of the oval office. Let's make the Trump presidency the wake up call this country needs. Let the REAL MAJORITY come together and flush the toilet on these deplorables who think separating children from their parents is appropriate and the godly thing to do.

[@4redniwediS]

TaintofCartman Who would you have voted for?

[@bigpoppabotch3523]

TaintofCartman I'm not Russia or the electoral college....

[@mitchellbellardini7360]

You haven't been properly put in your place until Stephen Colbert does it!

[@ATXTube]

Colbert is a legend

[@vishweshgm]

Resignation joke was the top of whole series.. seriously.

[@blueseanomad7435]

1:36, the look one has when co-signing on a lease.

[@megaoldskool76]

GBTheSailorMan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevefromsaskatoon830]

" ah ah no booing " to his crowd in the Trump voice is my favourite part of the monologues lmfao I get a kick out of that everytime 😂😂

[@oogachaka3447]

Trump's family is gonna get separated wearing orange jumpsuits.

[@ValerieJNorse]

OMG, that color is going to SO not look good on Ivanka.

[@MLIOGJXNUYAT]

Only 70%??? That's really depressing.

[@TiffanyStarrxxx]

The woman who gave that shout out is my hero

[@thePronto]

When Stephen is making fun of Trump's "thinking" it makes more sense that when Trump says it.

[@nickinurse6433]

I hope Steve Colbert hosts the Impeachment Party! Can't wait to make America Great again!!

[@ivanv2924]

The meeting and now this. He's good at deflecting attention away from everything else still happening

[@stabarnak9841]

how would Trump know what he's signing? It's not like he can read it! So, there you go, someone please slip a resignation in front of him!

[@walkeroftheskies7905]

S Tabarnak Oh? So you think you can do Trump's job better? You'd be just as scrutinized as every president that's ever existed. It's not an easy job and you will never please everyone. People will always find a reason to demonize everything you do.

[@stabarnak9841]

sorry buddy, but I only apply for jobs for which I know I will excel. So I will never run for elected office. That does not forgive incompetence from those who successfully run for a job for which they are ill-suited. And in this particular case, there is no reason to "demonize" someone who is clearly just this side of evil incarnate!

[@sisilessthan3]

Colbert 2020

[@Vanillagorilla94]

Sisilessthan3 hes a puppet for the illuminati so no thanks.

[@MoonUponAStick]

That Elliott Smith reference though. You have similar taste in music as myself, Stephen; therefore it is the best taste, clearly.

[@DirkDwipple]

Stephen Colbert, you are on fire! Fight the fight.

[@dckfg01]

Little president! "You tiny, tiny, tiny little man!"

[@lumixpain4715]

I lost my shit when we took a knee. That was fantastic