Rudy Giuliani: 'I Don't Even Really Look At Porn'

"I don't even really look at porn." -the legal counsel for the President of the United States.
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[@anonymousXYZ659]

Atleast stormy daniels can speak a complete and coherent sentence that isn't full of lies.

[@annihilator45]

anonymous or plagiarism !

[@tweetybird59]

Well said!!!

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Every-thing that comes out of Stormy's mouth is a lie.

[@tejinderchahal1838]

@@nobodyspecial9738 what does Stormy Daniels have to lose? nothing that's what. But Trump has everything and I mean EVERYTHING to lose since he is the U.S. President and owns Trump International Hotels, the Taj Mahal Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey and his precious Trump Golf Clubs. And you say that he isn't a liar when he makes a habit out of it whether it is at his rallies or in the White House or even when he has been going overseas meeting with foreign leaders.

[@antonbrakhage490]

Stormy would make a better President than Trump. And probably a better legal council to the President than Guiliani.

[@codycrossman]

The fact that people can stand Trump's lies and constant boasting is totally beyond me.

[@rascallyrabbit717]

Zombie Revolverheld that's entertainment

[@biancaa1019]

Exactly!!! Smhhhh

[@dafttool]

Zombie Revolverheld It’s official; some 40% of the population actually are deplorable.

[@bacvain]

Zombie Revolverheld I swear I have to believe this the biggest prank in American history and I’m hoping it will end aoon

[@codycrossman]

bacvain You're not alone in that sentiment, and I'm Canadian. Lol

[@brianbrush5107]

only a trump lawyer would bring up the guy has 3 wives as proof of him being faithful

[@squamishfish]

that is because Trumps lawyer was also Faith full to his mistress who just happened to be on his payroll

[@brianbrush5107]

squamishfish well that's logical

[@critter2]

he forgot to mention how the divocred is a sin with Christianity

[@timparker8958]

Mo b j

[@hendelar]

Good catch.

[@censusgary]

If I’m ever accused of something, please, please, please don’t let Rudolph Giuliani defend me. Please.

[@quester09]

Porn doesn't really look at him either

[@AngryKittens]

You win the internet today.

[@916wetcustoms]

comets & blueberries thanks fucker now i have to clean up the coffee i just spit out laughing .

[@DamarisJohnsonnakomiah]

best comment ever!

[@philipralph]

LOL!! Thanks for making my morning.

[@gregmerritt9366]

I second the nomination of Angry Kittens.

[@official3ird]

Giuliani just keeps digging that hole deeper for Trump smh

[@Chas-OTE]

Vyce Vursa Nah man. He's filling up the hole that Trump dug with swamp water so the shit at the bottom can finally come bubbling up the surface

[@official3ird]

Where are our darkest timeline goatees? Essentially. I'm just in total shock that this guy is still representing Trump on TV. Trump might be more inept than I thought...

[@BluntforceJ]

*insert Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif*

[@official3ird]

Courage Karnga that's one way to see it but then Pence becomes president 🤮🤮

[@TunTheOfficial]

Vyce Vursa i like your beard. 😃🎉

[@baronobeefdip2]

Avenatti and the Mooch sounds like a 70s buddy cop show!!

[@genghiskhan9269]

Joshua Lopez a couple of NYPD detectives on the take

[@VTRDC27]

"Look at his 3 wives!" Yeah, he'd never sleep with another woman besides his wife... I mean his second wife, wait no... third wife?

[@rafaelduran911]

Wait no. His inflatable doll

[@HELLSANGEL24]

@@rafaelduran911 I think u mean *DOLLS*

[@guiyomelangloiz2483]

Rudy the drag queen who married his cousin shouldn't judge anyone

[@enyo0047]

guillaume langlois really 😮

[@enyo0047]

guillaume langlois eww lol

[@alexoelkers2292]

Samantha Fred well he's not really a drag queen but he did marry a cousin

[@guiyomelangloiz2483]

I saw him dressed in drag queen and he seemed to enjoy it a lot

[@josearturogarza5114]

guillaume langlois worst porn movies ever! Rudy being motor boated by Trump.And Rudy as Mrs. Silvestri in SNL. Thanksgiving show.1st one Rudy squirts... perfume on self.. I think movie called *Scent of a Woman??* 2nd Rita Delvecchio's Thanksgiving or Stuff My Shells.

[@sours4g181]

Trump is a disgrace to what our country once was but so is government as a whole nowadays. We need reform. We need change. Get the money out of politics and back into the working classes pockets. Greed has taken over.

[@pekinobo]

@SOUR S¤G You Are welcome. Keep telling it like it is.

[@sours4g181]

thepsychologistvjdj very intelligent 👏 do you know your history? Republicans used to be for the working class. You have nothing to add to the conversation do you? You believe out country is in a good place right now? I honestly would hate to see what it would take for it to be bad to you. Here I'll help you... some people say the country is bad I didn't but some very smart people say things Sad very sad... ...time to make America great again.

[@Endlessvoidsutidos]

couldn't agree more you know England doesn't even allow campaign add's on tv and has like a 30,000$ limit on campaign marketing

[@sours4g181]

Endless Void Studios right money brings dishonest people to the table

[@jrasicmark1]

That's because Republicans control everything now. They're the ones who said corporations are people. So it's not all of government, just the Republicans that control everything.

[@xy6845]

"I think i'm very well prepared. I don't think i have to prepare very much." Donald John Trump Let that sink in for a minute, America. Just let that sink in a bit.

[@Lanse1984]

I am so happy that I am not american.

[@DrakonIL]

It's Dunning-Kruger in full view.

[@practicalwerewolf]

X Y, Exactly. The mass complacency happening in the United States is disgustingly frightening.

[@HughJorgan1]

XY...it's called confidence. Trump knows the country's doing great in all the areas that matter (i.e national security, foreign policy, economy, corporate investment, jobs, etc). He's keeping all the promises that got him (and the Republicans) elected And he knows many people are terrified at a regression back to Liberal/Democrat policies and actions. And everyone should ask themselves if they can imagine a walking political-cliche like Bernie Sanders leading the country.

[@tonymak9213]

Yeah, he's bright enough to see how things work, and if not, he can just bluff his way through. FFS.

[@kristentindle6258]

OMG! Stephen Colbert You Rock My World! Absolutely brilliant calling out on Giuliani! I laughed out loud so hard! I wish I could come see you tape a live show! Keep up the great work! America needs your comedy relief! The truth is out there and you're it!

[@GenevieveThornton]

“Beautiful Women, classy women, women of great substance” um, Melania was posing nude, she and stormy have _some_ things in common.

[@7gdnz]

Genevieve and she did some work here while she didn’t have a work visa, I don’t recall Stormy having done that

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

Ooooo. Burn.

[@maaiker2977]

Genevieve Yeah lets look at his wives. Eastern European women without ethics or class that would do anything for money. Trump clearly has a thing for eastern European women. So the whole russian whore pee thing is also in line with trump wanting stormy to spank him. Or the playmate thing...do we really need to continue. And his current wife stays with him after she hears he cheated on her several times...and with a pornstar without a condom while she just gave birth. He treats her like crap. But apparently Melania has no problem staying with a man who harms her spirit and her health....yeah thats not love...thats I'll do anything for money.

[@Leena-zh4lj]

Maaike R exactly!! Stormy at least didn't sell her freedom and spirit but melons sell everything for MONEY. It's cheap than slavery. There's no self respect, actually these husband, wife are so perfect match for each other.

[@juddjohnson5200]

Marla Maples what just a gold digging skank...and she was the smartest one. Melanoma is just another arguably pretty woman who married a rich old fat guy hoping for a payout. She never saw this dumpster fire coming.

[@acopernic]

Despicable Giuliani. Hope Avenatti will sue him.

[@Libbyerality]

Totally agree.

[@websterwu8196]

Yeah, take no prisoner Avenatti will not let this weasal go.

[@MD-vs9ff]

Andre Cabezas Unfortunately, you can't sue over insults. They are protected opinions.

[@dawgzofwar6674]

Andre Cabezas but not until after the case against Trump is over because if Avenatti starts another case right now in the middle of the Trump case it's only going to serve to distract from the case against Trump especially in the media

[@dawgzofwar6674]

Jennifer Erickson ROFLMAO

[@randyjax09]

Oh Rudy...Liar liar pants on fire.👖🔥

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Randy H he probably likes that.

[@paigekost9207]

Randy H this funny now 😂

[@divinecommerce6760]

Glad to see he takes his job as President seriously... I'm a medical student and my patients will be grateful I actually prepare and don't just rely on "attitude" for trauma surgery 👍😂

[@melissashy]

Does anybody else read Trumps tweets in the same voice as Stephen Colbert?? I do. Every.Single.Time... 😂

[@priscillajimenez27]

And Trevor Noah's voice too lol Seth Meyers and Jimmy are okay

[@katc7550]

I now do Stephen Cobert voice imitating Trump “dot dot dot, dot dot” 🤣

[@telectronix1368]

'It's just more FAKE NEWS from the lying media dot dot dotdotdot Sad'

[@melissashy]

T Electronix why are you watching this show???

[@telectronix1368]

Melissa Shy Why wouldn't I?

[@user-zo2rn1ct6i]

This administration should get an award on making the most ridiculous daily news. Are there sane people in this administration and state capital? It's not even daily, it's more like hourly. Pruitt messing up, Trump whinning, Giuliani talking like a drunk, Sara lying, Kellyanne distracting, everyone leaking, etc. How do you go to a negotiation without adequate preparation? Does he know he's like "the president"?

[@kindsprit4039]

I don’t know how Stephen gets away with the perfect 👌 cutdowns on “Public tv” but it’s 🎼Freakin awesome!😎🤣🎼you rock Stephen!!

[@landofmarkland]

He KILLS me with the "Stormy Watch" lol. LOVE IT! the music... the expressions. LOL

[@jimsvideos7201]

"After a Stormy", nice.

[@ManrajDhaliwal]

nice

[@Shiva108]

nice

[@annalopinski4459]

Melania isnt classy lol she’s basically a playboy without the title

[@anonymousreviewer169]

You misplaced the comma, btw. Otherwise, nice.

[@kirkmoore4515]

southrules Well Donald JOHN Trump is got the name for that!

[@mdudegamer]

Oh, Stephen, you do more than just show up for work. You earn your applause!

[@hellmouthisnogod8492]

Hm .... selling her body makes a woman a what?? I doubt that Melania and Trump's earlier wives had any other reason to marry Trump than for money. What does it make them? "Classy" ?

[@Celisar1]

Hellmouth Isnogod So, every woman marrying a rich man and every man marrying a rich woman automatically has to be a gold digger? Meaning no one can love a rich person?

[@Gh0st_0723]

Stephen is such a national treasure.

[@JoeSrok]

'I mean, look at his three wives, right?' Why on earth did Donald think putting Rudy as his front man would be a good idea?

[@brianbrush5107]

Joe Srok the fact that he's donald trump

[@lumen8341]

I facepalmed so frickin' hard. He doesn't even hear how gross it sounds. To him he's thinking "see, he has THREE classy wives! that's better than one! he's the man!" it's fucking sad.

[@memoryhero]

Fucking word. When you cite someone's THREE wives as evidence of his moral rectitude, you're lost in the story of your own bullshit.

[@threedragonstalk2123]

It's just a theory of mine but I think Donald Trump may not actually be a very smart man

[@floobuscanoobus]

You can't make this stuff up, folks...

[@karenjohnston2844]

I thought he was going to add the statement from Melania where she takes Guiliani down a peg. The statement from her aide says something like 'Mrs. Trump has certainly never spoken to Guiliani about the affair and he should not assert that he has.' Wondering if Melania is trying to keep the facts straight for the divorce and asset split?

[@mattpyson6181]

The sad part is that Melania probably had to sign a prenuptial agreement with Trump, so that if she walks away she winds up with nothing more than she started with. Maybe she’ll get some Child Support in the settlement, at least.

[@ValerieJNorse]

Karen Johnston -- The actual statement was briefer and more sweeping than that. Melania's communications director said, "I don't believe Mrs. Trump has ever discussed her thoughts on anything with Mr. Giuliani."

[@CCCC-rw9hx]

Matt Pyson I think so too. She prob married him thinking she would be a widow by now. I think there's some clause that SHE can't start any divorce proceedings. I hope she's finagled all the money from the chinless wonders that are his spawn.

[@dday9433]

I'm just assuming that she agreed to an "open" marriage with that POS. She knew going in what he is/was. She is his 3rd wife, after all.

[@maggierezac5820]

Dy Dayton, remember tho, this is the same pResident who has demanded his staff all sign NDAs! Of COURSE there's a pre-nup. As for those who call her a 'gold digger' & knowing what she was getting into, I don't know. She was from Slovenia & with that cultural difference, and the fact that she did not become a US Citizen until the year after their marriage makes me wonder... that's all.

[@Guillermo12339]

"Phantom of the Flat Screen"__PRICELESS !

[@mariaelenaarata303]

Colbert at his finest

[@buhshmuh]

Maria Elena Arata he really did nail this particular episode

[@bananapeeler8797]

Melina disappeared after Stormy. Ouch !!

[@jackorion7157]

Malanie*

[@ummmidunno8308]

Tiffany..

[@KesselRunner606]

I don't watch porn. I just dress in drag, marry my cousin, and have multiple affairs. Y'know, good old traditional family values stuff.

[@GreenDragon11]

KesselRunner606 Nailed it!!

[@notsure1969]

Cool. He is taking the same approach to diplomacy as a lazy, arrogant college student does to taking an exam.

[@davethompson3326]

Well, he has zero experience of success at either

[@pshaw8406]

This time he doesn't have daddy to bail him out.

[@jul9cuz]

Trump is now colluding with Putin AND Xi and they are using Kim Jong Un as a tool to get Trump more power. Democracy is officially screwed. Authoritarians are taking over the world in slow motion. It was a good run.

[@captainmorg95]

What's your prescription for the country Dr. Toboggan

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Emma Renee but he'll rig it so the taxpayers do.

[@DiegoPujolT]

I bet it has never been easier in history to make this and other comedy shows... Yet the writers continue to surpass themselves every week.

[@apokatastasian2831]

Diego Pujol yes the unforgettable 2108 low hanging fruit participation awards will be triumphal this year........

[@anti_MATT_er]

What a world.

[@johokeen1]

This guy is really trying hard to Make America Gross Again. What a loud-mouth nasty Toady.

[@magnetiktrax]

I know Americans think the US is the world but please don't include the rest of us in your garbage-reality-TV experiment.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Trust me, I say that all the time these days. Yes, what a world indeed. What a mad, messed up world we live in.

[@509734]

What a time to be alive

[@raynixxx8261]

J. Ho 🧐hmmm, never heard of trump being described like that. I dig it 😃✌🏻

[@sarielever986]

Wait, Avenatti AND Scaramucci? Imma need some popcorn for that one lmao...

[@potcolegend1]

Giuliani might actually be stupider than Donald Trump

[@genghiskhan9269]

potcolegend1 Nobody who has ever lived could be more stupid than Donald the JOHN Trump

[@MsBettyRubble]

Genghis Khan Thanks for using the proper grammatical phrase.

[@genghiskhan9269]

MsBettyR. A SKANK IS LECTURING A GENIUS ON GRAMMAR LOL

[@almagirimai8931]

Imagine if he'd got the Secretary of State job, like he wanted?

[@alirezaderazgisoo9214]

Fun fact he only hires less intelligent people than him

[@lauriegamble6060]

Would you guys PLEASE vote in November?

[@jeremys1648]

Laurie Gamble can you please regain control of the DNC so it doesn’t shove a corporate shill down our throats?!?

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Seriously, vote in November. And ignore the other Russia puppet Bernie.

[@snoopy_peanuts_77]

california decided that 22% turnout this last primary was good enough with the shit happening in the world.....smdh.....and the fossil corporate feinstein wins with so many great candidates

[@DebatingWombat]

Eh, how will you vote for Trump in the Congressional midterms...? [Yeah, I know you’re just trolling]

[@Im0nJupiter]

Walt Kovacs Classy.

[@worf7271]

Why prepare for the meeting with Kim? What's the worst that could happen? Oh, nuclear war...?

[@2345reyna]

Worf ..he will be gone..manafort is talking...collusion

[@kinko920]

Worf Kim might not build that Western hamburger joint?

[@72marshflower15]

elect a clown, expect a circus...

[@DrDarrellCoats]

Yvette Lopez dream on. Trump isn't going anywhere. He is like a never ending nightmare. He will defy everyone. As Bill Maher said, "Who's going to arrest him, Dog the Bounty Hunter?"

[@johnho6173]

welcome to Singapore ,No war please

[@IHScoutII]

F the "Mooch", stop giving it media oxygen.

[@MsCygnusX1]

hickorydickoryduck Thank you!! 💯👍❗

[@GreenDragon11]

hickorydickoryduck Totally agree!!

[@derlich09]

He prefers to be called "That Guy" (from Futurama).

[@the_bottomfragger]

hickorydickoryduck No, please do give it to him. He's entertaining as hell and tbh seemed like one of the few people that served in the white house that still seemed to have at least some sort of moral compass.

[@poornimatata6761]

I don't think anyone really cares about what he says. It's just fun to watch him. He's like a movie that's SO bad that it's actually good.

[@mlghelp2day]

Lmfao! Stephen you are the best! You are spot on! Love the facial expressions......"Boooliani' and the stormy dance....Drumpfs voice! 😅🤣😅🤣

[@mlghelp2day]

IKEA cabinets LOL!😅

[@scream6671]

Darn they caught her again...

[@telectronix1368]

D'andre - All that area 51 alien cloaking tech and she STILL can't escape.

[@rgwak]

Dude can't even remember the words to God Bless America, and now he's going to negotiate an arms deal with an insane despot. What could possibly go wrong?

[@hellsingmongrel]

Ro G Are you talking about Kim Jong Un or von Clownstick? 😉

[@rgwak]

hellsing - well played, my friend!

[@caliluv4244]

We're living The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits and The X Files in one long, horrifying season.😱

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Caliluv I knew there was something familiar . . .🤔

[@JuggernautProductions]

My late night comedians: 1. Trevor Noah 2. Stephen Colbert 3. Seth Myers Stephen had some powerful punches in this video! Great host, great writers, great show!

[@chulla2222]

Jvggernaut Music j

[@petercapella2116]

You forgot Jimmy Kimmel

[@tweetybird59]

I like them in that order too!!!

[@garrettq1977]

Jvggernaut Music I would agree with your picks!

[@katemiller3796]

And add John Oliver to that list! 😃

[@tonyahilo4417]

Thanks to you Stephen I can only reads trumps tweets with your voice in my head.

[@willkriss1497]

4:25 hey!! The Mooch was my favorite character from season 1!! Glad to see him back in action!

[@emilysabourin9078]

Da Mooch

[@kaynenotkanye2197]

I call "The Trump of Tards"

[@ValerieJNorse]

He's the alternate universe Mooch, came through the rift.

[@Siureivax]

Every time Guilani open his eyes wide open, gets me everytime lmao

[@RedroomStudios]

crazy eyes! that is when you know he is lying!

[@bernardoheusi6146]

The face of a person who thinks a fart is coming but discovers too late it isn´t a fart :^)

[@markwilson2699]

This monologue was the funniest one yet, non stop laughs🤣😂😅

[@sonyahannah]

LOVE it when Colbert sings, dances, and "plays."

[@professorm4171]

So much winning.

[@passedjudgements4729]

professorM why does winning hurt though?

[@lorddeathofmurdermountain76]

Passed Judgements without great sacrifice there can be no victory

[@tmseh]

Just ask those 400 Harley Davidson workers.

[@colingreen1304]

professorM ii

[@swampy6194]

Sadly with Trump it's 'whining'...

[@megfunful]

A lot of lies from DT,as usual. Colbert you are the best.

[@nmga4022]

I love you Stephen!!! Keep with the good work man!!!!😘😉👊👍

[@twinodoom]

One does not simply “look” at Porn.

[@kjamison5951]

twinodoom An image of Ned Stark appeared in me head.

[@sofiavenegas9538]

Trump is like the guy who didn't study for the exam because "in the end its always about the attitude"

[@OlEgSaS32]

I swear that man lives off of antiquated advice people give to others before a job interview "its ok, you just got to have the right attitude, you want to show your employer you're a WINNER, not a LOSER, overly aggressively shake their hand to show them you mean business, always portray yourself positively even if its not true, and make them believe you can do anything"

[@omalor]

he thinks SAT stands for Standard Attitude Test!

[@jirachiteaminstinct4310]

Omg this entire segment was perfect 😂😂😂

[@littlewoodimp]

Whenever I see Melania trotted out on show, I can't help remember that Muslim 'Gold Star Family' (is that the right moniker??) couple. How Trump insinuated that 'his wife *wasn't allowed* to speak ... maybe.... had to stay silent because of their religious practices ...' as another way of attacking them. Then here comes Melania - standing or sitting next to him looking vague and a bit confused, model posing as hard as she can. For all her contribution to anything going on around her, he might as well wear her as a brooch. I can't help thinking that *she* has definitely been given instructions on how to behave for the day. (Y'know, so she doesn't embarrass him.)

[@EagleNED]

Great segment. Thanks also for posting it in full. Much more enjoyable to watch than in smaller pieces. Keep up the good work!

[@kulkarnirohan1]

yes !

[@katieb2153]

15 mins ago, This video was posted and over 5000 views! *TAKE THAT FOX NEWS!*

[@John_C_J]

thepsychologistvjdj So do you.

[@tylerdula6868]

John C John I wonder if they realize the irony.

[@MichaelFlynn0]

171k now - a day later

[@nmga4022]

And why is anyone still watching Fox News,i live in Europe and i don't see things like that happening in television, and honest im surprised over their stupids arguments defending Trump,oh my Gosh!!!!

[@eugeneaxe]

To be fair, Fox News isn't trying to be funny. Although I do find myself laughing at their outlandish bullshit on a daily basis.

[@trichardson319]

Omg!! He got me laughing so hard my dog is concerned. I save these clips for when I am a bit stressed out to get my 7 daily chuckles. Wowwwwwwwwwwwww!!

[@trnharris]

The 'Stormy Watch' music/segment is truly the best

[@vastavratra8511]

Loving every minute coz u make me feel so alive Stephen!☺

[@everycoLor_312]

He just marries his cousins 🤪

[@rgwak]

The heart wants what the heart wants. : )

[@lumen8341]

and dumps his wives on national television, lol. he's such a piece of garbage.

[@truthtroll1273]

Mandy C. Mandy, you're a fine girl! Lol sorry, I had to, it just jumped out at me

[@pekinobo]

So did Einstein.Thumbs up all of you who actually didn´t know.

[@josephdavila6511]

pekinobo And Darwin. He discovered through his children that breeding with family members isn't only morally apprehensive, but also a detriment to genetics. But this brings me to the most important question. Does this mean Gulliani is secretly a genius?

[@harrybuttworth6765]

Gosh, this had me in tears lol :D

[@torbjornlekberg7756]

His incompetence have reached a level where it is almost charming. Like a puppy (minus the cuteness) trying to take down an elephant.

[@huntersteele1712]

Rudy Giuliani, otherwise known as Elmo’s senile great uncle

[@StoutShako]

Hunter 'Man Of' Steele I knew those eyes were familiar...

[@krisballard541]

Rudy Giuliani is a sad little man.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

You can't say that! Just because he married his cousin, cheated on I don't know which wife and the fact that he was an unpopular mayor until 9/11 (which he later milked to the point that people hate him again) doesn't mean you can call him a sad little man! Apologise, immediately!

[@krisballard541]

Borot, Rudy Giuliani was always a terrible man, but now he is also senile.

[@jimlawton4184]

Alternate Air Force One joke- 'Military officials have not been able to explain where Trump got such a figure.' "The same was also said by his medical officials!"

[@justinstephenson9360]

I don't "really" look at porn - Really! does that mean he watches porn using a mirror, or maybe with his eyes half closed? Saying I don't "really" watch porn is just another way of saying of course I do, but I am not admitting to it in case the wife is listening

[@lumen8341]

Good catch. If someone says "I don't really watch porn" to me that tells me they definitely have. And hey, I have no issue with that whatsoever, but it's just hilarious when a moralizing piece of garbage tries to imply that he's some kind of saint because he supposedly doesn't watch porn every single day. Like, good for you, do you think that makes you in any way qualified to tell other people how to live their lives? I'm sure there are dudes who look at porn every day who are better people up-down-and-sideways than Guiliani. It's a gross way to signal to the shitty evangelicals who, yes, definitely look at more porn on the DL than most others do openly.

[@KhaoticFrosty]

Maybe he listens to asmr porn.

[@michaeloconnor5904]

The most highly anticipated summit in world history next week... Avenatti and the Mooch.

[@krasniusha]

You'd think Colbert can't be any funnier than he's been all this time, but he somehow manages to be :D

[@xy6845]

It's the satirical aspect of today's world. Stephen just re-tells it.

[@MegaAngus1]

Make those votes count!

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

MegaAngus1 if there are any republicans left who haven't been co-opted by the fascist right, step it up ! ! ! Vote those bums out ! ! !

[@jimmyjames1649]

When I "don't even really do" something.. chances are I do.

[@j.daniellopeza.345]

Shout out to the guy who uploads this si early Da real mvp

[@TheReal008Zulu]

Reporter: Mr Giuliani, does the President look at porn? Giuliani: No of course he doesn't. Why would he? He is surrounded by beautiful women, have you seen his wife and daughter? No, Trump doesn't need porn.

[@blueberriesrasberries9555]

WEIRD. Trump, his children, his wives, his staff, his friends, his supporters are all WEIRD. This is not rated by Europe but internationally rated ....by global people with common sense and intelligent. Trump's red hat should print as "Make America WEIRD again"

[@petercapella2116]

Trump supporters are blind, do not think and they can't accept the man is sick. He is Mythomaniac among other things, He has no shame, no scruples, no class, no morals, and his supporters know it and don't care the enormous harm this man is doing to our country. But they love him more than the future of our nation. After Trump leaves office the harm done by him and his administration is going to be BEYOND REPAIRS. I love my country many don't. Trump is ridiculing our country abroad. Other world leaders laugh at Trump and the U.S

[@Jeudaos]

No, that is an insult to weird people that are not terrible.

[@subjectivistJ]

@@petercapella2116 oh, you're an odd bot :/

[@aristotle736]

“She disappeared after a stormy “.That was comedy gold.

[@19thHour]

Avenatti and Mooch were the two Guardians of the Galaxy who were cut from the Infinity War movie. Can't wait to see which problems of the universe they will solve.

[@damarmar1001]

19thhour Smooch is an idiot and will solve shit. He's still a spanky puppet

[@abdaniel487]

It was clear (and quite funny) that Colbert had no idea how to really market that they were going to be on the show together.

[@guibox3]

The Mooch is still a Trump sympathizer when it comes down to it, don't kid yourself. Same thing with Bannon

[@SFK360]

I actually laughed out loud reading this. Thank you.

[@Ryuksgelus]

+guibox3 But....like a fake one since he used to be against him when it was cool. Guy is a bigger bullshitter than Trump. Trump does it on reflex. The mooch hypnotizes himself in a mirror. He's an Italian Cloud Strife.

[@Peter_S_]

I've assembled smarter cabinets from Ikea.

[@ghostmobiil]

Kim Jong In on his hands and knees? Rudy has his kinks

[@oscarmcghee3605]

I hope kim jong was not pissing on who ever was under him,while he was on his hands and knees.Bye milky Oscar mcghee

[@L0N3LY_GH0ST]

That was one of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard.

[@ZachTheRantingGuy]

Any grown man that denies that they look at porn is not willing to admit it.

[@ak101farhan]

Kim begged for it? Lol that's what going down! Can't wait to see Kim not showing up for Singapore 🇸🇬

[@TheIamIrving]

That will be really funny!

[@oysterswithcutelegs2061]

Lmao 😂 “The phantom of the flat screen”

[@imperialduran]

So funny thanks Colbert😅 the 🌎 needs more laughter

[@Linda-oi4pj]

You nailed it! Can’t stop laughing 😂

[@lunanasushistax6692]

Phantom of the Flat Screen omg Colbert is a true comedy legend

[@Jack_all]

Trumps Golf Bill so far : $60,000,000.00. Taxpayers payed 60 million dollar for a billionaire to play golf while teachers can't get school supplies.. This is America

[@broddr]

Bobby Robertson, and Trump makes money on every visit to Mara Lago because the Secret Service pays for the rooms that the agents need to use while guarding Trump. Probably that also applies to all the cabinet members and other officials that tag along.

[@jnorway7295]

Stephen, you are getting better & better every day! I laugh outloud listening to your daily monologues about our Fake President & his absent wife! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MegaManless]

honest question: why do they keep Giuliani on? he's destroying their 'credibility' one press conference at a time?

[@runalsingh1863]

Please get that down? Lol

[@singasong718]

Biggest laughs on TV. Love you, Stephen Colbert!

[@PamelaClare]

Colbert is on fire. Thank God for humor.

[@kookieprinz5675]

this is gonna turn into a meme I bet

[@humbawena]

Giuliani has to visit Israel , dont we have enough problems.

[@terryg4415]

Thank you for that laugh out loud moment at 8:10!

[@1houroflove186]

Whenever someone says, "I don't EVEN REALLY look at...", you can bet they do look.

[@AngelOne11]

I want a whole show where he talks like Trump. I think it will be a never-ending entertainment. He does him so well.

[@brettcran]

AngelOne11 thats his show and voice on the showtime show "Our cartoon president"

[@brianbrush5107]

thepsychologistvjdj good god its the trump supporters

[@devmo03]

Lumber Jack It’s based off of one of his segments, but he doesn’t play Trump on the show

[@terryjfk8593]

the amount of material trump AND HIS clowns give stephen and others use is mindblowing!!!

[@vblackwell3347]

"the amount of material trump ...." Let's hope and pray that the amount of votes the Cult 45ers give him in '20 isn't mind blowing! I'm actually worried. His polls are steadily increasing (???)!

[@critter2]

have a hard time believing anything republicans say after ray moore tried to go after minors and see no issue with that?

[@JadenJahci]

Do you learn about whats really going on in the world? Or not yet? Best Wishes, Bias Political Comedic 411

[@seanscanlon9067]

I really don't know what's more worrying for the Trump camp these days, whether it's that Giuliani can't see that he's a liability to the Trump camp or that Trump can't see that he's a liability to the Trump camp.

[@PaulZink]

"Are you SURE you don't watch porn?" Colbert = priceless!