Marine Offers Her Body In Exchange But None Is Interested...

[@kagesentai]

Senchou: "I'll pay you guys with my body!" Chat: "pass, I don't want to be charged with assault on the eldery"

[@jet9297]

Emotional damage

[@kiel_doesntplay]

The burn on this one is savage

[@palaashmashelkar1946]

“Ah fuck it's the elderly” -Micheal Reeves

[@hibikiholmes2867]

Dude.

[@youravghuman5231]

"it reminded me of when i had to massage my grandma 😭"

[@baizhu]

marine’s relationship with her chat is one of the funniest things to witness

[@ggg444ggg]

Great banter

[@yessiryttime]

Dougdoug?

[@EXPeepik]

​@@yessiryttime i think you misread the statement

[@yessiryttime]

@@EXPeepik I mean chat controls Dougdoug... Wait ur right lol mb

[@pitbul2877]

It really opened my eyes to how much fun it is to bully girls

[@Theonetruefinalboss]

"It pains me..." Senchou lied as easily as she breathed.

[@kite8926]

Marine never fails to make smile whenever she talks jokingly about stuff. 😂

[@Badazztard]

Jokingly?

[@IKKAIWINS]

Her laugh is legendary to me

[@kite8926]

@@IKKAIWINS Exactly! Her laugh is quite great to be honest.

[@IKKAIWINS]

@@kite8926 top 3 laughs for me

[@tabriz5059]

Jokingly 🤨?

[@Pseudowolf]

Marine: "I'll let you grope my boobs" Female crewmembers: "You MAKE us do that already!"

[@ffff7164]

Holup

[@chilomine839]

Wha-

[@kingdomofbird8174]

Wait

[@Loner098]

Me, a Yuri fan: Tell me more.

[@venomark7883]

For FREE!

[@castform57]

Marine making a whole doujin plotline all by herself.

[@TonyBomboozled]

Just another Houshou Marine stream!

[@scottiecurrie7927]

Probably going to draw it in her free time too

[@Tamagosan53]

It's a normal thing, you'll get used to it

[@Tahu33446]

Now to be fair her doujins on nhentai basically do the same thing. Heck an artist who had his work animated made a doujin on her

[@LemonChanh]

And chat dodging that shit real quick

[@NeuronActivation]

Senchou: "A penniless CEO like me has no choice but to pay with her body" Crewmates: "Ill pass thanks"

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

It just reminds me that in the doujins. None of the crew is for it...at first anyways. Doujin is a doujin afterall.

[@pepsy3085]

W crewmate grindset

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Well boys, guess we're working for free.

[@hurricaneghost8303]

I just woke up and misread penniless...

[@Icetea-2000]

Tsundere crew as always, in truth, Marine is the vtuber with the most R18 work for a reason

[@JB2X-Z]

MAN I love how she rolls with the punches lol Top tier comedian

[@epiccarrot88]

Sasuga chat. Reject women, embrace financial stability. They are on the grind.

[@5mowFa11]

Inflation is a pain

[@cringe_lord5762]

No money, no honey😂

[@DinnerForkTongue]

No moolah, no hoohah.

[@JESUSWASAJUGGALO]

abolish the grind, i wamt kiss beautifle women

[@akumaten]

The inflation went to Marine's booty.

[@StMp39]

1:46 She really went from 😁 to ☹️.

[@NeuronActivation]

Chat: "I don't care about groping saggy ones" *slap* "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

[@falsehero2001]

NOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to post this!

[@Dracorex13]

I'd grope her saggers...

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

​@@falsehero2001 you'll get your chance later

[@IsmailAli-uc2jm]

1:46 She actually got stun locked by that comment

[@venomark7883]

The moment she got told that, her smile quickly fade away 😂

[@doggydude2668]

LOL IKR you could see it in her face

[@anhduc0913]

Marine's chat never fails to be so cold, calculated and savage to her lol.

[@Absolute__Zero]

*Marine starts up a new company Ichimi: “Does this mean we’re finally getting paid now?” Marine: “The best I can do is my body~” Ichimi: “Would you accept being paid in *expired goods?”*

[@shinodamasaru7945]

From senchou to Tenchou. Kiara felt assaulted.

[@sufianramli]

Bruh, she's 85! You didn't have to go THAT hard!

[@matthewdustworth5057]

"Hello Oozora Police, I would like to report a death."

[@Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger]

​@@matthewdustworth5057 should've called us gravediggers not the tomboy POLICE

[@Cuacky_RK]

Marine: *Velentines Flashbacks* Fr Ichimis already said that to her 😭 This woman cant take a break lol

[@yoannbernardin9299]

1:35 "It pains me, but..." Said Marine, with a large smile on her face.

[@spearghost225]

she has to cover up the extent of the pain with a smile

[@Kro-RissaVirus]

The comedy interaction between chat and streamer is truly peak in this fandom. Wether it’s Crewmates rejecting their Senchou or Nousagi destroying Pekora… you guys never fail to make me laugh.

[@albertoandrade9807]

Doesn't happen in other fandom?

[@OnMyLunchBreak07]

@@albertoandrade9807 some but not all. Shiv is one streamer I can think of where it does happen. They keep asking for his PP pills lmao

[@kennethcastillo9667]

​@@OnMyLunchBreak07 35p's are great at bullying their oshi too.

[@valdemarramirez6015]

​@@juliopena7768 she bullies us

[@technoblade_respect1568]

Fillian

[@arturoporraz6046]

Talking like a true CEO

[@kiss-shot_is_bae]

Marine's ability to turn almost any topic into a doujin plot is commendable, and her relation with the Ichimis is just great.

[@RaffoPhantom]

The sudden and smooth shift of her expression at 1:45 is just impeccable.

[@Zephyroths]

"Sex is great, but I need money to pay my bill"

[@hunterotte9555]

Prostitutes and Porn Stars: "Well, do I have the solution for you!"

[@dr.bright6272]

We could accept the booty and just move in with her after we get evicted.

[@pekorasniffer]

Crewmate: That's it! Imma call the ministry of labor. Senchou: W-Wait! Here, feel free to touch my Oppai- Crewmate: **starts dialing anyways** Senchou: WAAAAAIIIIITTTT!!!

[@Griffingterra]

This is probably the most I've ever laughed at a hololive clip. The fans unionizing, threatening to sue and saying no to a hologirl offering free gropings, all in the same video. xD

[@sentinel1354]

She's offering her body... does this mean we can turn Senchou into a gun? What weapon we turning her into? A hand cannon? A sniper rifle? A shotgun?

[@tdkom]

Quick get Eris over here

[@tendousouji2452]

Oi..oi..oii.oiiii it's obvious!!!! "GATTAI DAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

[@Industrialman96]

Crowbar

[@Melon-ALL-Free]

Yoru is that you?

[@XeyBoxlow]

Csm-2 incident ☠️

[@svagglaorde4387]

Chat went zero to Monkey D. Luffy real quick.

[@chokemasterkashi]

that smile to frown at 1:45 killed me shes so funny

[@rektl2036]

And here I was expecting her to pay me in exposure

[@FausFaustius]

Welll she's about to expose herself

[@DinnerForkTongue]

She _is_ paying you in exposure. Hers.

[@LosDog]

Poor senchou. So rude.

[@EMICIME]

It’s Jork

[@IlPKII]

unless

[@PrayogiCristian]

Because she is gran-

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

@@PrayogiCristian another crewmate, gone before his time. 🫡

[@monica_g456]

I was going to do a whole joke speech about Supply & Demand regarding the surplus of Senchou's body vs. the overwhelmingly lack of interest due to the excessive supply- but the entire clip already shows a great example of it XD

[@Mihai769]

Ministry of Labour 😂

[@ralphshiverriba155]

Wow you can actually taste the pain in that moment of silence

[@TheIndoraptor]

Marine: "I had an announcement to make!" A large, rounded bodied evil scientist who's arch nemesis is a blue hedgehog: I feel a disturbance in the Force

[@alvinloh5101]

Senchou :I'll pay you guys with my body! The crewmates : thanks but I have a family to feed lady

[@panic7061]

I love how ruthless chat is with sencho.

[@caroline4945]

"I don't care about gropping the saggy ones" damn JP niki really Savage

[@renashcroft8794]

On stream: Ha! as if we'd be interested!!!! Off stream: Darn....if only I could I see all the two-faced people out there

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

You mean off stream: doing Marine doujin research

[@renashcroft8794]

@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache Heh *sneaks away*

[@RevivalOfSchwann]

I imagine 99% of the chat would gladly accept that payment, but Senchou, just like every streamer that ever existed, only read the bad comments xD

[@CJODell12]

Chat doesn’t want to let her know that, since they don’t want her to get cocky, that’s why they’re all saying no.

[@TheTsunaru]

As 99% of chat, I would like to confirm that I would gladly accept that payment.

[@PhoenixClank]

Yes they would, but you forget that 100% of chat likes to tease Marine at every opportunity, even if it means to lie about how gladly they'd grope Marine's saggy tits.

[@SoraRaida]

I mean, it's tough out there. Inflation is bitch, of course we want to be paid

[@cringe_lord5762]

I mean if it can pay my electric bill, water bill, and land tax I don't mind, but yeah....

[@slayerzing2]

Marine's expressions in her 3D model are so damn cute man, the sad face tugs my heart

[@Anigeek1246]

“What I’m more interested in is that hat!”- TF2 Soldier (maybe)

[@edaskire9917]

It is such a joy watching Marine interact with her chat 😂😂

[@josephwilliams2406]

I love her face change at the end, from the usual smirk to a wtf look

[@neckslayer7793]

Literally went from :D to :(

[@josecoronadonieto6911]

The sadness at the end was too real man

[@Xaito]

Chat: "I don't wanna fondle saggy ones" *Marine chose to ignore that* Marine: "Anyway, moving on..."

[@hellothere9167]

Oh, she will pay with her body? Well..😏 Those front porch aren't going to paint themselves. Garden's overgrown as well

[@DinnerForkTongue]

WeSmart 😂

[@KaotikBlueShell]

They really said "double it and give it to the next person" 😭😂😂

[@zk9506]

She is like Darkness who did the same and the teammates just like :Yike

[@jackknight1899]

Marine's fans are probably the least h*rny in the gang Which is kinda Jojo's bizarre adventure

[@R3in_Ch]

is dat JoJo's reference

[@Add_Infinitum]

Wow, the subtitling work on this is really good, flawless translation

[@prosaic.7944]

Sasuga Ecchibaba

[@Danche925]

Marine got some good synergy with her chat. Good captain good senchou. Dope based and super lit

[@supremeirys]

Denji :start going chainsaw man mode

[@NeruNTL]

That straight up turned the smile into a frown 😂😂 no matter what we love you chuuni 33 years old

[@kakonoteouji4876]

What can I say, know our worth. Lol

[@gusbunger6494]

That's actually a decent offer, I'll take it

[@geilanaleuznal8924]

Chat is doing the right thing here, calling the ministry of labor

[@MinosML]

I remember seeing a short manga like this where the plot was the female Boss trying to pay with her body and the annoyed MC refusing and demanding to be paid in cash. Hilarious stuff

[@pforgottonsoul]

there was a comic that was a role reversal of the elf and orc thing(IYKYK) that was similar where the Orc was highly religious and wholesome and elf was super horny and he just wasn't having it lol.

[@ragingxavier2691]

Her sad face at the end is hilarious LMAO

[@joshuawoodbridge6267]

Shes gonna bee wearing a polar bear!

[@leonardomafrareina7634]

As Leon S. Kennedy once said: "No thanks, bro".

[@Art-X-W]

That wasn't just her model frowning. That was her true self frowning. She felt that in her soul.

[@kei_on_tv8157]

"They are not saggy! Just ask Kiara!"

[@baronsamedi5741]

1:44 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!

[@beatzdyer]

She has to be one of the only Vtubers with an audience that would go off with a joke like this instead of being insanely horny

[@SsbThatsMe]

Time for me to quit university and start working HARD! In more ways than one...

[@Ichinaru31]

Senchou: If you work very hard for me, I'll reward you with my body! Chat: As a Joke!? Senchou: Really guys! All you can grope! Chat: *As a joke!!!?*

[@ijustwantedtocommentbutnow526]

The only company I see Marine running at this point is a mercenary pirate company like Buggy from One piece lol.

[@ThomasmitH]

01:46 My heart.

[@stockicide]

Managers always be paying with "morale boosters," never cash.

[@gamerhats4145]

Some of y'all are ruthless with those comments, I really hope she never gets genuinely affected by it because some of those comments are... not great, and can get really rude

[@-Raylight]

*"I'll become CEO"* Poor YAGOO, Senchou is gonna take over the company xD You know Senchou is an ex-corporate slave when ministry of labor scares her 1:45 Awww Senchou, I love her sad face lol

[@lazy_lefty]

Marine becoming a bourgeois capitalist..... I didn't expect that lol

[@shubashuba9209]

"Look at me. I am the CEO now." -Houshou Marine

[@Ashed26]

Now I get it…senchou is getting older and the complicated lifestyle of a pirate is too much for her so now she will dedicate to the corporate world. BAD ENDING

[@MALICEM12]

It's cruel how her chat bully her as everyone would obviously want her. But in the same breath it's a funny dynamic and suits her M personality and it's nice not to just see endless simping.

[@MJ-xk6re]

Not even Goku can fight Senchou's strong hentai/porn addiction.

[@generalowen4344]

for just a moment, i feel like Marine was about to commit a murder, just a very fast, yet slow enough moment to notice.

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

Segs is temporary, but Gold is eternal ! ...

[@zacksilverstone7642]

I would have called the police for that savage murder, but I'm too busy dying of laughter atm.

[@herbderbler1585]

She's decided to change tacks and become a corporate raider.

[@criseist9786]

"See that's what my last boss said, but it didn't work very well for him."

[@Teurger]

Marine: "You want salary? W-well... I suppose I can pay you with my body..." Kiara: "You want WHAT? Salary? Security! Bring him to the Usual Room!" Marine should realy take lessons from KFP CEO😂

[@Thyrosar]

As a KfP member i can confirm If someone says the S Word He is Not Seen again

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

​@@Thyrosar what S word?

[@5wiftNinja387]

@@TheNaz_O5-15 salar-

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

@@5wiftNinja387 nice, I got someone killed

[@Blex_040]

@@Thyrosar Ohhh, I thought that only happens when talking about a unio-

[@jetstrike28]

this is literally her doujins come to life lol.

[@TheDendran]

I think even the most dangerous offbrand tentacle monsters quiver in sheer terror when word goes around of Marine...

[@dracowavern]

I guess I’ll have to take one for the team… just so she won’t be sad about it

[@sunnyrainyday6820]

“I’m calling the Minstery of labor” 😂😂😂

[@rhaven090]

A frail old body of a CEO can't pay rent

[@Crytica.]

Damn, chat did not hold back on this one lmao

[@djengle91]

Any fan that's into women wouldn't say no irl. Especially if what all the other members say about her face/body is true.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Not worth it even if you got the employee-of-the-month bonus of nipple pinches. Her boobage doesn't keep our bills paid.

[@SomeIdiota]

"Pai? Sagged." -> Mood? Sagged.

[@astuteanansi4935]

Only Kiara can afford to run a company like this, but that's what happens when your employees are cultist chickens

[@Minihood31770]

I'm looking forward to the doujin's this new outfit will inspire.

[@cecilrhodes2153]

Expecting them to give 110% without discussing payment, Very Japanese.

[@rangasibarbar8019]

ichimin never stop to amaze me 😂

[@Tobunari]

She offers her sister. _Chat isn't interested_ She offers her body _Chat isn't interested_ *Might as well go in myself*

[@air.internetH2O]

you will get inflation and debt

[@ThisIsAUsername69]

OOF The chat feels like her actual pirate crew. The captain announcing they're a CEO now and they're like, ok cool but what about money? xD

[@DinnerForkTongue]

We need money to buy biscuits for the mess hall. The ones in there are more minge larvae than flour.

[@kusumapau8883]

if you think about it, marine fans are probably the most sigma among all fans in hololive.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Thirst resistance training every day will do that to a sailor.

[@nobodyunknown7720]

​@@DinnerForkTongue gooddamn yeah..

[@Freeden]

The silence after the rejection was deafening.

[@TheProswagonist]

This definitely doesn't sound like an HR problem waiting to happen

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

What

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Yes it is. You get called in by HR for refusing to accept senchou's boobs to fondle at the end of the month. They're gonna be in trouble if the government finds out you're working for free.

[@Jasonred79squeek]

Marine reminds me of Darkness from Konosuba. That thirst, and that absolute inability to find a man to quench that thirst…

[@vgpharaoh1344]

...you know she was getting off to being humiliated like that xD