Marine Reacts to World's Weakest Military - Best of the Worst

[@JamesonsTravels]

From the Worst to the Best?! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXSwdnmQq8-jadk. I respond to your comments here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGerlXyMm7p-maM.

[@MorkandGork]

Another good video keep it up

[@greg3430]

South Africa

[@majortracker7953]

they might not have special equipments and or highpower firearms but they mostly prefer on their skills more than their weapons...i think they don't deserve to be in that list

[@pepevonkek7803]

Lichtenstein, Monaco, Vatican?

[@williamhaney2693]

Equipment doesn't make a military its the fighting spirit. If I had to choose the worst army I've seen personally its either Iraq or Georgia, but the Georgian forces are primarily drafted so i atleast get the lack of pride in the uniform there.

[@muffinthatslikeabossforsom1607]

If you ever think you're useless, remember that Mongolia has a Navy.

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

That’s sad. Still, at one point they were the most dominant force in history.

[@lapapar1174]

Lol their navy is basically like 6 guys who man a tugboat, and one is rumored to even know how to swim...

[@kalki_sevak1947]

How the mighty have fallen!

[@aidanbegovic9584]

Ha that's nothing,hungary has a navy too🤣

[@warrenmullaney3013]

Philippines could probably beat USA

[@cdc194]

Iraq: "Yesterday Iraq was the 4th largest army in the world, today they're not even the largest army in Iraq."-General Norman Schwarzkopf Desert Storm 1991

[@biglog2073]

Somalia I think has the smallest and weakest millatry

[@caj9020]

@@biglog2073 yup. Just give them 50$ they will betrayed they superior.

[@gangstaboy3986]

That’s cuz the us and Russia keep shitting on it every day for like 50 years

[@e.l.m.5349]

Wait a gemrna in the us army? That name sounds so much like a name of an ss general lmao

[@cdc194]

@@e.l.m.5349 Schwarzkopf was very American, his father was the chief of the New Jersey state police and was in charge of the investigation into the kidnapping of Charles Lundberg's son.

[@Kuwaitisnot_adeployment]

"The Mongolian army used to be stronger than it is now" no shit

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

God banned them for hacking

[@knightatthecrossroads222]

They will rise again.....after nuclear war when mankind starts use horses and bows and arrows....😉

[@Kuwaitisnot_adeployment]

@@knightatthecrossroads222 funny but also true

[@frightfulfourproductions]

lol.. 1in 200 men worldwide today are descendants of Genghis Khan... sound like longest military win yet...

[@Kuwaitisnot_adeployment]

@@frightfulfourproductions yeah lol. Although I think native Americans are playing the true long game though. There culture and people where massacred no doubt but the tobacco they introduced to Europeans has killed and is going to kill more people than anything else when it's all said and done.

[@samuelf8879]

Anyone willing to serve their country with such crappy equipment is definitely not weak

[@JamesonsTravels]

I can see that point. Lambs to slater.

[@david_9471]

Damn 8 months and this dude still responds to comments

[@void_playzz4081]

Some people had no choice with government corruption etc.

[@rlm2933]

@@david_9471 Oh my god it’s almost as if he was a living human with consciousness

[@sparten1192]

Agreed but there most likely going to die

[@fn45tacticalsuppressed11]

The worst branch is the Salvation Army, they use all second hand gear.

[@mysticfatigue9972]

LMFAO

[@curlywurly70]

😂

[@m.k4252]

Bruh what is the salvation army 💀

[@13infbatt]

What about Frau Farbissinar of the militant wing of the Salvation Army ?

[@huntermetal19723]

Permission to steal that SIR

[@liquidschwartz38]

North Korean soldiers be like: "hey bro it's my turn to hold the AK without bullets"

[@locket-7714]

From what I've heard they cant even practice shooting guns lol

[@heyokasamurai453]

Anyone saw that propaganda film where they shot 60% of their ammo in one exercise

[@TheCarloCarlone]

@@heyokasamurai453 damn! All three bullets?

[@liamtice8794]

@@TheCarloCarlone 3? That's too many

[@nasrullahhamidun2429]

@@liamtice8794 How to win vs North korea. Prolong the war and wait for starvation do all the work

[@nailedit2565]

Costa Rica has an extremely powerful military. It's known as the U.S. military.

[@quepasta8547]

I heard the same thing about Guam as well

[@julian23561]

@@quepasta8547 well Guam is basically an American state sooo...

[@f-1525]

Nailed it for sure.

[@unlikelyspore1406]

That's Puerto Rico.

[@nailedit2565]

@@unlikelyspore1406 Well Puerto Rico IS a part of the United States.

[@vx8431]

Why is the Philippines even on that list? A lot of them have actual combat experience and the training is pretty good from what I've heard.

[@redstonepickaxe2.071]

I also wonder that as well. The philippines has had experience fighting in major conflicts like WW2 and the Vietnam war so I'm pretty sure they're more than capable.

[@coiledsteel8344]

Too Bad President Duterte Loves CCP 🇨🇳 China!

[@marquisdelafayette1929]

Yeah. They are not even close to Iraq 🙄 regardless of Duterte, the actual population is a long time US ally and their population also has one of the highest approval rate for the US. They also have a version of martial arts called kali where they train with sticks and knives to take down people in close quarters combat. From the Spanish and American colonization periods where weapons were banned and they became really good with sticks that stand in for knives.

[@dankengine5304]

Same situation with Iraq...

[@dankengine5304]

@@redstonepickaxe2.071 - they got fully invaded in WW2 and lost

[@rommel1459]

Fun Fact, those 70 "soldiers" are actually the swat of Costa Rica.(I'm Costa Rican).

[@pacae911]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@charleswyllie426]

Figueres was a smart man. Can't get couped if you dissolve the military. Ticos have benefited ever since.

[@rommel1459]

Charles Wyllie yeah

[@fabianvm3929]

Im Costa Rican too. I don't understand why CR is even on the list, there is no such thing as soilders here, there are police units highly trained by the U.S. to help in the fight against drug traffic, very important since we are a bridge between the biggest producers and the biggest consumers but they are not military

[@brothaosas7049]

Do u have any criminal activity in costa rica ?

[@nibbybisco5180]

North Korea: Where the only light source is Kim Jong Un opening the refrigerator to get a midnight snack.

[@originalname9191]

No they have candles I think

[@RG_Jr]

Lol

[@cgndnm]

lol

[@ciphergamingsouthafrica8502]

trump needs one too so he can order his mcdonalds

[@nibbybisco5180]

@@ciphergamingsouthafrica8502 Wait the refrigerator?

[@MyBiggerProblems]

Proven fact of the day: Antartica has the worst military in the world.

[@JamesonsTravels]

lol. island of jeffery Epstein

[@MyBiggerProblems]

Little st jeff

[@Cory-lk5bu]

@@JamesonsTravels ive gotten to see epsteins island it gave me a weird feeling

[@rambo8710]

@Burning Elmo the destroyer of lands very true

[@bluedude1999]

true but i don't think they gonna need that cause nobody there

[@dunruden9720]

The Thai army has more than 1700 generals and admirals, most of whom have no troops.

[@markdodge981]

😂

[@lancegoodthrust546]

That's sad. If you look up the Franco-Thai war of 1940-41 they attacked the French colonial forces in today's Vietnam.

[@kaibotski4939]

Where do i sign up?

[@shibre9543]

@@kaibotski4939 lol

[@nickhanlon9331]

Britain has the same amount of people but I read that they have only fifty generals. Less than 1 genral per million people.

[@l.dailyda6044]

The Afghan National Army is in awful shape. Many recruits are not even literate and desertion is a huge problem.

[@JamesonsTravels]

I have seen those guys. What an S show. The variance of soldiering is from good to drugged out.

[@CAGonRiv]

Soooooo true

[@diegoidepersia]

@@JamesonsTravels also the Central African Republic is using child soldiers because they are in a multi-sided civil war between the Séleka govt, the Anti-Balaka rebels, a couple pmcs and separatist rebels in Logone

[@melt6894]

Eustace Humessa because that would allow the build up if terrorists. These countries can’t develop because there is so much internal strife that has always been around, even before the war on terrorism, due to many different peoples grouped together. The only way the US can respond is by keeping military troops around to dissuade terrorist build up. And no, looting and rioting is not commonplace in the US cities, that’s just the media highlighting all the bad stuff. The ones we should really be paying attention too are the peaceful protests.

[@CAGonRiv]

@@diegoidepersia yes, and it makes me sad

[@apicaboo]

Tajikistan’s borders are Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, and China. “I think this is a good vacation spot.” I was dying lol

[@sherrymonfils9342]

Me too, lol

[@bogdanpolzovskiy2586]

Ahahahaha 😂😂😂 its not as bad as u may think but idk if u would wanna take ur family there 😅😅😅

[@thecurrentmoment]

And Kyrgyzstan, and also Pakistan (which they mysteriously left out, as though it didn't exist...)

[@coiledsteel8344]

ASK BORAT

[@thecurrentmoment]

@ali mo you're right, my bad. There is just a thin sliver of Afghanistan between Tajikistan and Pakistan. I commented because they didn't really draw it in the map in the video, it looked like they just forgot about that border, and Pakistan was right there. To me it looked like someone had simply forgot that Pakistan was right there

[@shoominati23]

I tell you what though, if you meet a Phillipino you get along with - you've got a friend for life. They are the most loyal and proud people I have met

[@unknown_lazer]

@@Yedrellow123 wtf

[@icedtea9501]

Thanks man

[@burningsinner1132]

Phillipino people is a weird case. It's not even that big of a country, not exactly rich one, yet phillipinos seem to have presence on every non-military large ship in the world.

[@PJWALL89]

Gonna disagree. Some of them are 2 faces and like to twist thier words.

[@isaacmarvin6419]

Damn your right, you make me want to call my Phillipino friend. Edit: you're

[@justinejoedgonzalezguzman8953]

I love how he stops the video and asks questions to the audience "have you guys seen this?" He reminds me of my dad

[@sal_strazzullo]

lol that's basically all this reaction videos, "what do you guys think? Le me know in the comments", but the content he chooses is interesting so I keep watching

[@billpolychronidis7805]

Iceland be like : you can't have the weakest army, if you don't have an army

[@nero_0ren146]

Same goes to sri lanka XD

[@AblazeFPS1]

Exactly if you don't have one it doesn't count as weakest army

[@Punishthefalse]

Good news. Nobody wants to conquer Iceland.

[@momgo6533]

Punishthefalse who would? it’s perfect :)

[@jonagreen7323]

@@nero_0ren146 sri lanka has an army, u see them all the time when u are there.

[@goofyduder2604]

Lol "big strong men" and "INCREDIBLE, BRAVE WOMEN" cracked me up

[@timothybarrett7626]

It's even funnier knowing that they get passed around like a bottle of whiskey in the barracks

[@fpsarrivals5998]

@@timothybarrett7626 that’s why they’re brave 😂

[@xanderlaskey2753]

@@fpsarrivals5998 Lol yeah they are gambling with STDs every day

[@thomasflores7817]

Even the “big strong men” only really exists in western militaries. There’s no big strong Chinese soldiers.

[@thomasflores7817]

North Korea is still using the same gear they were using in the 50s

[@mr.d5374]

My vote for the weakest would be the KISS ARMY recruited 1978, never deployed anywhere, training was awesome.

[@mr.d5374]

@Pgon That's where I lost my mind

[@Eldritch-1]

Yeah man well i fought in the Gene Simmons division at the battle of Detroit rock city.

[@cleanbeans4280]

I was supposed to be deployed at Donington in June but covid put an end to that lol.

[@justicar77]

To be fair, Mongolia has a population of 3.3 million. What can you expect? They don't even have a population large enough to guard their entire border in a conflict.

[@mishai3326]

Karma bro

[@OldBadger1]

Israel relies on a population of under 5 million . (Taking into consideration Arabs and Orthodox that don't participate,,) , yet we field 15 battalions of S F, let alone. a whole army behind that.

[@justicar77]

@@OldBadger1 Israel is also a much smaller country. Israel = 8500 square miles Mongolia = 604,600 square miles Alaska = 663,300 square miles Texas = 268,597 square miles Israel GDP = 394.7 billion USD Mongolia GDP = 14 billion USD

[@curlyg3189]

@@OldBadger1 Because your pimp america is funding your ass.

[@agp11001]

@@OldBadger1 Yeah, but isn't the IDF's definition of SF somewhat different? Sure, you got "traditional" SF like Sayeret Matkal or other Mista'arvim units (correct me if I'm wrong, I'm always willing to learn), but aren't units like the Oketz K-9s and recon Palsars from the Armored brigades also considered "special forces"? And yeah, the comparison with Mongolia is moot. You could invade and occupy Mongolia and probably spend weeks without even seeing a Mongol ;)

[@cypher4563]

I don't know why, but this made me laugh. Narrator: Iraq Jamesons, not skipping a beat: *Y e s*

[@LuvBorderCollies]

Good example of why throwing money on a problem often doesn't fix anything. They got more than enough equipment and training but they huge cultural issues which negates every other advantage. Fatalistic attitudes caused by Izzlam and tribalism being the top "mental" problems.

[@jafarsuham4051]

He was like "we did this"

[@KareemAldulaimi21]

Because Iraq was way ahead and better than America, before more than 30 countries came together to takedown one.

[@tsdobbi]

@@KareemAldulaimi21 Iraq's Army in both gulf war 91 and 03, still significantly outnumbered the invading force, the number of nations participating is irrelevant. Did the participants matter to israel in the 6 day war? No. The Israelis literally spanked every neighboring country so hard that they begged for peace in SIX DAYS. Iraqi soldiers had zero will to fight and were using 1960s/70s equipment. The battle of 73 Easting in Gulf war 1 is a perfect example where like 8 M1A1's with bradley recon support obliterated an entire republican guard armored division with practically 0 casualties. Technology, training and morale > numbers ESPECIALLY, in a conventional war. The Iraqi's should have gone Guerilla from the outset. Insurgents in pajamas have had far more lasting power than the "mighty" Iraqi Army.

[@KareemAldulaimi21]

Tim are you serious? Iraq was so unafraid That it lunched more than 38 rockets on Israel. America doesn’t tell the truth. They’re always the nice guys fighting evil when they’re literally the ones supplying ISSIS. And how is the number of countries coming against Iraq Irrelevant?

[@vippsmillennial6336]

I don't agree with the Philippines being a weak army. From what I've heard, they have a decent anti-terrorist unit.

[@JorgeCruz-mi5gc]

Definitely they are not weak. Filipino Rangers and Marines are very tough.

[@tissueboy76]

Plus the Philippines is an important ally to the United States and no country is going to attack them.

[@superstorby]

The Philippines army still managed to defeat and kill 1000 terrorists in Maraway City with 200 Kia of their own. They were totally surprised at the start but managed to adapt to urban warfare quickly to eliminate all of the terrorists without any help from other countries.

[@JC-yx2zc]

Philippine military branches aren't weak but poorly funded because of the corrupt officials

[@erenbolatcan4847]

Isis took over parts of the country lmao

[@obi462]

You should make a shirt with: "Put that in the comments" Greetings from the Netherlands 👍

[@jackhampton2062]

He does have one. Check his teespring site.

[@thesatisfiedcustomer4869]

Me and my mates say it all the time This girl at a party a few weeks ago got upset she thought we were talking about her

[@ov_079]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@Gamekanaal-net]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@Bigdickgang976]

@@jackhampton2062 no one trust teespring, there are big scams going on with that site.

[@elizabethdayrit4733]

Philippines are a determined bunch of fighters when they need to be regardless of the kind of weapons they have. Filipinos will fight to the end when the situation arise. Their weapons may not be as powerful or upgraded compare to the U. S. or other countries but their determination and love for the country outweighs it all.

[@Muck006]

Gaddhafi (Libya) lost a war against a bunch of fighters on pickup trucks ... and all the tanks he had didnt matter.

[@egordontov9814]

yep Philippines have kind but tough people

[@zhenoob]

Aren't they specialised jungle fighters? Anyone trying to do a ground invasion of the Philippines is going to get Vietnam War 2.0

[@trollololol7882]

@@zhenoob Yep, and I'm pretty sure ours are also trained for Sub-urban fighting (Assumption from combat footage of Marawi)

[@soupfork6357]

@@zhenoob yeah... our soldiers are trained for jungle warfare but it became a problem when the invasion of marawi happened half of the soldiers sent their weren't trained for urban warfare it's a new like thing for the philippines

[@wasteoftime5848]

That lady is _really_ striking the wrong tone with her narration.

[@bjrmagic1]

Great post ...it’s strange and condescending...these countries doing the best they can I assume

[@kanedNunable]

yeah i guess her name is Karen ;)

[@RandomGuy9]

The Phillipines shouldn't be on the list. And the Mongolians are very disciplined and skilled soldiers. I got to work with them.

[@JayPo-rv1qo]

@Always Ban damn dude chill

[@temugebagira6592]

discipline doesnt make up for sheer size

[@humanfry3439]

@Always Ban chill out hes right anyways

[@TimesNewCanaanite]

@Always Ban lol why are you so triggered? Take a chill pill snowflake 😂

[@evanabbott2737]

@Always Ban dumb.

[@egali34]

top 10 worst military in the world number 10: Iraq US marine: YESS

[@natelow4989]

US Army: why aren’t they higher?

[@son5145]

@@natelow4989 poop

[@raydermanfilms8365]

I think you mean Iran, im sorry if im wrong.

[@missybee6320]

@Yóu Çef what are you gonna do

[@missybee6320]

@Yóu Çef YOU DONT KNOW JACK ABOUT USMC OR US ARMY THE NAVY COST GUARD OR SPACE FORCE OR AIR FORCE FOR GOD SAKES YOUR CHANNEL LOOKS LIKE YOU LIVE IN IRAQ

[@librarytickets-l9i]

Narrator: "Iraq" Jamesons: "Y e s"

[@pandamilkshake]

Whenever you feel useless, remember that Monaco has an army of a staggering 119 men 🤣

[@gigigaga666]

Thats`s how taxes turn into pennies into pockets who they dont belong to

[@muffinman3111]

Costa Rica’s army is about 35 men .

[@dmndlfz4105]

France is assuming Monaco defence if needed !!!

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Lichtenstein I'm pretty sure is litteraly 0 dudes

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Like 91 cops though so. ..ya know

[@MannyBrum]

When you're playing Civ 6 and you realize that you're researching computers but your cities are still defended by archers.

[@alexmangogna1855]

Poland got wiped in ww2 because they had horseman with spears and sticks of dynamite

[@alexmangogna1855]

That didn't help

[@alexmangogna1855]

But the tech thing was also a huge issue and they were literally riding on horses while trying to stuff sticks of lit dynamite into panzer tanks by hand...

[@khal7702]

@@alexmangogna1855 you are just stupid

[@khal7702]

@@inventorydepartment3662 not really, they got wiped because they got attacked from 2 sides n Britain n France stopping Poland from mobilizing..Also French fcked up by not opening 2nd front.

[@Matt-gf4gd]

"aside from kicking people out how do you reduce the size of the military!?" Uhmmm... stop recruiting?

[@Doomgel]

or muster out? Everybody did post WWII... yeah there is job re-training and whatever but they are rich. I don't know. Well honestly the list video has no sources and is just spewing generalities. So who knows.

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

@@Doomgel I absolutely cannot stand these "List type" videos for this reason.

[@Seth9809]

Some nations, when they fired or shrunk their military, it caused lots of people to become bandits.

[@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски]

A war?

[@krzysztof1780]

@@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски Yemeni are trying their best to help Saudis then.

[@joshuam.6027]

The Philippines is an odd choice. I mean, it makes sense if we're talking about tech capabilities but that's not the reason why the Philippines is still alive and kicking butts. The country survived numerous invasions, terrorist attacks, and two world wars. It is also a founding member of so many international organizations and joined notable battles like the Korean War, or the Vietnam War. There's no doubt that the Philippines played an important role in recent world history, not even mentioning the history before that. They're still modernizing the army tho so I still don't get why it is on the list.

[@bobdopsopdap4583]

The list is bs bro. Dosnt mean its right. There are loads of much weaker militaries out there , this list was compiled by people who don't know jack about military affairs/ strategy. What about the armies of Somalia, or South Sudan,or Gambia, or Liberia,Or Sierra Leone,Or Lichtenstein etc. I know of so much more weaker militaries. So the army of Mozambique or Zimbabwe or the small army of Montenegro are more powerful than the Fillipino military? The army of Cambodia or Loas is stronger than them too? Equatorial Guinea or Madagascar has an army stronger than the Phillipines armed forces. Moldova's army is stronger than the Phillipines? The army Kyrgyzstan is stronger than them too? Cyprus has a bigger stronger army than the Phillipines now? Djibouti military is stringer than the Phillipines? The modern well equipped but much smaller armies of Kuwait and Bahrain are stronger than the Phillipines one? Brunei has a stronger army than Phillipines? All these countries and more have official standing armies(militaries), regardless of their size. I can think of many other nations who are weaker militarily than the Phillipines,which proves this lady and the people who made this list don't know anything about military affairs,even experts that rank armies wouldn't come up with a list like that. There are about 200 officially recognized countries (as full U.N member states),over half of them have national armies. Two thirds have military style forces. How tf is the Phillipines one of the world's weakest? Its not even close. Is Nepal or Bhutan stronger than the Phillipines? Macedonia has a smaller less powerful army. I can literally think of dozens of weaker states(militarily) than the Phillipines. The Phillipine armed forces are actually a well-equipped experinced fighting force, with lots of good competent professional soldiers and especially their special forces guys, and they do have modern weaponry except for a modern air force but a lot of countries don't even have aircraft like the Phillipines or no air force altogether. The Phillipino army has decades of counter insurgency and battle combat experience, their land army has a large number of good soldiers. I'm not even Phillipino and know this. Its just a list mentioned compiled by people who google stuff and dont have a real and proper meaningful understanding of how armies are meant to be ranked and what makes them more powerful over others. So the armies of Botswana,Angola, Peru,Ecuador, The Congo,Namibia, the Central African Republic,Mali, Honduras, Guatamala, El-Salvador, Mongolia,Rwanda,Ivory Coast, Ghana,Guyana,Haiti, Dominican Republic ,East-Timor, Papua New Guinea,Solomon Islands,Fiji, Panama,Malta,Zambia,Uganda, Mauritania, Niger,Cameroon,Senegal and more ,all have official national standing armies,but yet these countries would defeat the Phillipines Armed Forces and incl. paramilitaries in an all-out war now and are more stronger armies than them??? I don't think so. Its bs. Not tire at all.

[@greenzxtvlogz4421]

Thrue

[@ballllicker]

same here i am a little bit confused

[@temujinkhan6326]

KZbin content: for free money

[@abadran8174]

Every country is alive...

[@projectmayhem6898]

The Saudis have the US as their military, basically.

[@jbatutegaming382]

Because.of oil thats why

[@simpleguy7521]

That’s not true

[@CommandoJenkins]

@@jbatutegaming382 We won't need Saudi Arabia if we just went green instead.

[@andrebarreto9177]

@@CommandoJenkins I think USA wont go green after investing so much in foreign oil

[@rxdoom1194]

As does Israel

[@NewDealChief]

The Philippines may not have a strong military force, but the troops patriotism, high morale and will to fight on make it one of the best militaries in using Guerrilla Warfare and defending the Homeland from invaders and countries who try to invade the Philippines, the enemy troops will face Hell on Earth.

[@NewDealChief]

@@samarthghosh6379 the Philippines is kinda like Vietnam, were it dosen't have a fully modernized military but it has a gigantic population for it's size.

[@no.9195]

@Ratty Dunno about paratroopers on Manila but I do accept the fact that our equipment is obsolete we still use vehicles and weapons from ww2 but we do have some fairly modern equipment not a lot but we have some. We may have obsolete equipment but we will use them ti their fullest I'll tell you that and we specialize in urban and guerilla warfare.

[@poopjeans1135]

@Darren D Clearly the british didn't learn from their mistakes as the US did the same thing.

[@THE_CDN]

Yep! They are highly motivated and have very strong family ties. They'll fight tooth and nail if China ever tries to do a land invasion. It'll be China's Vietnam, except the rest of the world will totally help out the Filipinos, so it will be even worse.

[@BOB-wx3fq]

"Eritrea" "The hell is this?" 😂 this guy kills me

[@mynameisrits]

“Tajikistan” “Wha!?”

[@BOB-wx3fq]

@@mynameisrits lol, that's my dude

[@Hetzerg]

My man learning about countries he never heard of 🤣

[@flix1717]

Good representation of American knowledge about the outside world...

[@BOB-wx3fq]

@@flix1717 uh huh... hey why are you watching a video of an American marine, on an American website, on an invention created by Americans talking shit about Americans?

[@lucasmatias9021]

Finally a list of the worsts that Brazil ain't on it.

[@perrywithcigar217]

Sim mano kkkkkk mas agora o Brasil tá em °9 dos melhores exércitos do mundo 💪

[@wilhellmllw3608]

@@perrywithcigar217 Exército brasileiro número 1 em capinagem 😎👌

[@EduardoFerreira-gi7wo]

Exército Brasileiro é fodastico, um dos mais bem treinados, o problema é que não temos muita defesa anti aérea e nossa frota naval não é lá das maiores

[@wilhellmllw3608]

@Doxx Box Returns confia 👍

[@witcheddoctor2720]

that female narrator acts like a news reporter who thinks they know everything about the military from watching PBS documentaries

[@pantherteen2008]

hit the nail right on the head

[@MarlboroManiac]

Lol

[@laidback_psycat8966]

Lol leave her alone let her read her script to a million children.

[@MrSteelermania]

Never get when people attack narrators. They don't research or write the scripts. Probably did a cereal commercial before recording this. Their job is literally to read a piece of paper. Question the producers who give her what to read.

[@laidback_psycat8966]

@MrSteelermania I would not be surprised

[@zulu0489]

Just a small correction concerning the child soldiers: The Hilterjugend (Hitler's Youth) was not an actual military force, but an organisation where young Germans could be prepared for a possible later military duty, kind of like the modern day ukranian summer camps, where teens learn how to shoot and the military drill, exercise etc. There were child soldiers in Germany though, when the war went to an end in 1944/45 and the Volkssturm was activated, which lead to a total mobilization, calling elders and teens to arms.

[@gochakvantaliani478]

Funny you mentioned Ukraine and nothing at all about Russia.

[@Hetzerg]

Thats what james said.. The hitler youth was not a primary military.. It was acted only for back up

[@cenccenc946]

The united states did have child soldiers in WWII. My father lied about his age at 15 to join the marines, and he said no one was asking too many questions. He was far from the only one, especially durring the build-up for the invasion of Japan when they estimated they would need over a a million soldiers. criteria hot pretty loose. I believe the youngest known was 14 years old. My dad was so young, that he got a draft notice for the korean war even though as a vet, he was exempt from the draft The draft board was simply not expecting someone so young to be a vet. since he was there, he asked if he could volunteer again for the Marines. so off he went to another war.

[@GavriJ]

@@cenccenc946The youngest was twelve. He won medals for bravery during the island hopping campaign on I believe Guam or Iwo Jima.

[@guywire3649]

@@GavriJ dang. That's nuts

[@OhItsThat]

Most of these armies don’t exists to fight something like the US military. They exist to fight themselves and the other worlds worst armies next door.

[@LordRuric]

@StoneBoiii420 You never know man... that place with 70 soldiers could be training ghurkas or Spartans lol

[@thefrictiontm9507]

Nah, invalid point

[@thefrictiontm9507]

@@LordRuric costa rica does not have an army, this stupid ass narrator and idiots behind this video do no research about it. In the Costa rican constitution, it is clearly stated that the country will not have a military force. Those 70 "soldiers" are just there for things such as counter terrorism, hell, it's not even military, its a branch of the police with military training, similar to the SWAT. Also, Costa Rica is protected by the United States so there is no need of an army anyhow

[@LordRuric]

@@thefrictiontm9507 I know, but it is still nice to think of them as well trained rather than absolute garbage..

[@LordRuric]

@StoneBoiii420 They are still pretty good imo. Its the people and the dedication that makes a soldier good.

[@ajsamano7869]

“militaries that put their countries to shame” 00:45 “Iraq” JT: “yes” 🤣🤣 I cried laughing at this

[@taliyah8667]

Not even funny

[@blackwolf9982]

I'm from Iraq 😔 thax alot

[@taliyah8667]

@@blackwolf9982 :( iraq was fighting against more than 5 countries and she hold... iraq people are brave man

[@blackwolf9982]

@@taliyah8667 yeah bro , cz any buddy can pick a gun but not every one have the braveness to fight with it so the most of the Iraqi soldiers have the enough braveness but not the enough equipment anyway thank God 4 every thing have a good day guys 😍🌹 thx again bro u made my day better ❤

[@taliyah8667]

@@blackwolf9982 no problem ❤️❤️☺️

[@Nouvell0007]

The Phillipines shouldn't be on the list, their special forces are one of the best and most trained forces in Asia

[@akuma8721]

Yeah but special forces are not army, its just an elite team

[@unternehmen_wacht_am_rhein]

The only trained army in Asia

[@Nouvell0007]

@@unternehmen_wacht_am_rhein You sure about that? What about Malaysia, India, Japan, North Korea, Indonesia, Thailand, Myanmar, South Korea, Singapore, Vietnam, Hong Kong, Pakistan, Iran, Israel, Cambodia, Taiwan, Saudi Arabia, Laos, Turkey, CHINA and RUSSIA? You forgot about them?

[@unternehmen_wacht_am_rhein]

@@Nouvell0007 it was a joke about how most Asian army’s cannot compete with the west as they use conscription a lot of the time. Also russia is not only on the Asian continent, it is also in Europe. also most of the russian population is located in Europe as well as the capital of russia, moscow

[@mattellis3297]

That's not saying much...most asian countries have a laughable military presence....look at China endless cash yet embarrassingly terrible infantry.

[@orochiwarrior111]

I lived around 3-4 years in Costa Rica growing up as a kid. I was always told that they have no military & that they rely on the U.S. for military backup. Crime is high there, my neighborhood had security guards always patrolling. I was in San Jose. Was neighbors with ambassadors for France & Philippines and became best friends with them and their kids.

[@sumguy4130]

costa rica is best known for the magnificent beach towns and rainforests your safer there

[@meerkat1954]

@@sumguy4130 Just watch out for the velociraptors.

[@LA.20]

Love how he says different, when the Philippines came up.

[@sepjoagcooper5701]

Yup i got his point and how it shocked him, we're considered weak in hardware but still could fight and defend

[@LA.20]

@@sepjoagcooper5701 true, well i guess centuries of mixed conflicts does that to a nation.

[@Chaosfragment1809]

@@sepjoagcooper5701 I feel like the philippines would be like vietnam

[@donutminion8881]

@@sepjoagcooper5701 100%. He makes very good points throughout the video several times about how as long as equipment is "sufficient" its more so on the training, tactics adopted (guerilla warfare), and use of terrain advantage (mountain ranges) that decide the effectiveness of a military, especially when discussing defending against land invasion. I personally wouldnt have had the Phillipines on this list, but the makers seemed to place the importance of the level of equipment and hardware very high on their priority of criteria so I cant argue them really if they think it matters.

[@sepjoagcooper5701]

@@donutminion8881 exactly, same as me, i am a Filipino and agreed with the uploader that Philippines really lack of advanced equipment, but it's just the equipment, hopefully our Government will continue to upgrade the Military hardwares into latest hardwares and technologies. Since the past Pres. Marcos had been stepped down there was no Military upgrade happened, the upgrade was started from past President and till now it is continued by our present President..we Filipinos are hoping that it will be continued whoever won the next Presidency, not for War but for a reason to defend the Sovereignty and defend against threats

[@SwitchedDreams]

Video: - Shows Erithrea- Him: "The hell is this.." I almost crapped myself because of laughing!

[@chrismanning1171]

I would not want to fight the Phillipinos in the jungles.

[@cyoctrain6277]

Filipinos*

[@kkoolboy16]

YourBaconツ true they train with marines like my dad he’s a marine vet

[@TheCombatFishinVet]

Easy peazy

[@The8thblock]

I was a navy seal, you put an above ground swiming pool in that jungle and there done for.

[@Jeremiah-0816]

right its like vietnam 2.0

[@owenfelias7011]

Remember this our philipine forces defeated 40,000 chinese soldiers... with only 1,000soldiers

[@wahahah]

Philippines will still lose to America.

[@wahahah]

Take pride in q defeating 40000 Chinese when they have like million soldiers, they basically use their armies like ants. Nothing too impressive. Anyone can fight a war against China or India and do casualties. You Philippines barely have anything that anyone would have motivation to fight you guys for.

[@cameronspence4977]

@@wahahah The Philippines and the US are allies.

[@gaia1067]

@@cameronspence4977 Russia and China are allies and have one of the most powerful armies in the world, they'd clap the US ,_,

[@herrstickman6902]

@@gaia1067 can you not start a whole comment war about who's military is the strongest and just leave it ffs

[@YoutubeUser-zt2wm]

"big strong men" "Incredible brave women", there we have it folks.

[@zonc7805]

lmao

[@xyzabc101]

In first go I heard fake strong men 😅😅

[@Vaderghost20]

The future of the American military.

[@arthurbowet9598]

?

[@indirectinsult]

@Yeshua Is Lord Why add “disabled” when you already listed disabilities?

[@VictorianTimeTraveler]

When I was a kid I used to disappear into the New Mexico desert for days and hunt coyotes snakes and scorpions. Underestimate a Child Soldier at your own peril

[@KeithLburns]

Many countries use child soldiers. A kid in my high school had a body count in the triple zeros had a child half his age and his wife was 3 years older than him.

[@flexican5399]

There’s not too many scorpions anymore, i see more Child of the Earths more than scorpions now

[@VictorianTimeTraveler]

@@flexican5399 sorry about that, I was young and I didn't know about overhunting

[@EnigmaEnginseer]

@@VictorianTimeTraveler A soldier is a soldier and if they are an enemy shall be dealt with accordingly

[@KeithLburns]

@B B he escaped to america at 13. And he was somewhere in Africa. Once he moved here he moved his wife and kids over. It is weird because he was underage but lived here on its own

[@tedw101]

"Where the h*ll is this?" I never heard of it either man lol

[@tSp289]

Next to Ethiopia.

[@Kelgo102]

I learned it in stack the countries, don’t judge me

[@joshwatson8235]

I laughed when he said that 😂😂😂

[@dbly1310]

"Tajikistan" "Wha?"

[@iforgotmyname871]

Ted White First of all you dumb fuck hell is not a bad word so you don’t have to censor it fucking child grow the fuck up

[@dylanstearns619]

*Iraq marked as one the weakest armies* Iraq veteran: yes

[@Joe-el2wx]

He's not an Iraq veteran

[@masterrzeke]

Pepega Clap he is a USA Marine not an Iraq veteran Pepega Clap

[@awakege6337]

@@masterrzeke OMEGALUL OMEGALUL OMEGALUL OMEGALUL

[@ItsGiantCookie]

@@xpsuo7565 so you don't know what the gulf wars are

[@savoony7370]

@@yamcha8309 i think because 10 or some years ago they had one of the best military’s in the world

[@brandenbran]

Me: “Mom can we have an army?” Mom: “we have an army at home” The army at home:

[@gigaman1234]

Underated

[@josiahfleming7549]

You are the army son... now defend the front door and I'll pay you with cookies and my love.

[@gavinjeske7749]

@@josiahfleming7549 lol

[@aaronholland1972]

costa rica is army at home

[@Hypie582]

Ha very funy

[@cnasr9992]

No matter how good or bad a military is, we need to respect every military for serving their country and putting their lives in danger so ours are safe

[@cmassarini3308]

Some of them are against us though

[@cnasr9992]

@@cmassarini3308 could you explain your point?

[@cmassarini3308]

@@cnasr9992 good for vets of other countries serving but some were terrible people do to the leadership of they’re nations like the Japanese in ww2

[@cnasr9992]

@@cmassarini3308 yeah, that's usually due to leader's corruption, that's why each country should wisely choose their leaders and army chiefs

[@cmassarini3308]

@@cnasr9992 it was the culture of Japan not the leader

[@SA-xf1eb]

Costa Rica does not have a military. They focus on training thier national police. That 70 man "army" referred to is a special police unit.

[@JamesonsTravels]

I know they are allies. I wonder if they an agreement with US or another country?

[@brotherhoodofsteeld.c.chap1917]

@@JamesonsTravels they are both part of the “Central America-Dominican Republic Free Trade Agreement” which has an aim to facilitate trade and investment into the nations of South America. And they both fight South American cartels together if I’m correct.

[@cubismo85]

@@JamesonsTravels Protected military by the US, yes

[@DinoMan_6]

“Eritrea....the hells this.” Literally said that too.

[@gamera5160]

First girl I dated was an Eritrean immigrant. It's north of Ethiopia. They split from Ethiopia in 1991.

[@FatherOmega]

Very funny lol “the hell’s this?”

[@DinoMan_6]

@@jasonleerook77 I'm fairly knowledgeable in geography fortunately

[@DBthegreat3]

@@gamera5160 they were never together, Italy tried to give mash them together but they fought the Ethiopians which is almost 4 times bigger and won so idk how they are a weak army, lol

[@mortemmetallum1000]

@@jasonleerook77 as an American I will ask you to find Sao Tome on a map

[@jadsmvs8651]

"Unfortunately, Mongolia's army has gone down in size." ...Unfortunately??? Did she not pick up a history book before making this video?

[@LS-jv9hp]

You think they can even read?

[@jadsmvs8651]

@@LS-jv9hp good point

[@gigigaga666]

for the majority of people nowadays history isn`t relevant anymore unless it`s in there´s or their friendslist

[@LS-jv9hp]

@dvoter786 I was referring to the idiot who wrote the script for the youtube video.

[@crewie94]

@@LS-jv9hp lol at people who think you meant Mongolians. 🤣🤣

[@friendnamedfive4526]

Served in Afghan with UK in 2007/8. Worst military I saw was Italy. Appalling discipline. Denmark and Australia were very impressive on the other hand.

[@manface2806]

Wow

[@pncrmpz1851]

Imagine being Genghis Khan on his deathbed, thinking that he has built an undefeatable army.

[@FuckGoogle2]

Nothing ever lasts.

[@houseofaction]

@Cruel Angel his idea was nothing of the sort. all he wanted to do is take over as much land as possible and didn't even have a plan on how to properly rule them. it was his advisers who came up with the idea's of freedom of religion, etc

[@johnjohansen6856]

Weakest worst military in the world would be Timor-Leste, I lived overseas for about 6 years and this island happened to be a place I used to live.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Why is it so weak?

[@thefrozzie5970]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 look at the population

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@thefrozzie5970 That was my first guess but 2280 soldiers is actually pretty decent for a borderline micronation. I'm guessing it relates to their training.

[@ferryrahman1]

Rumour has it they want to go back to join Indonesia.

[@johnjohansen6856]

@@ferryrahman1 rip all the Timorese friends I made there

[@jaycewilliams7715]

My grandad (Veteran Marine) watches your channel and got me hooked. Thank you for your service!

[@DarthWall275]

Latvia have literally four tanks, 18 AA guns (which, to their credit are fairly modern) and an air force consisting of 5 aircraft, which include 2 helicopters, an unarmed recon prop plane, and 2 transport planes, all of which date back to the Soviet Union, making for a whopping grand total of 0 (functional) combat aircraft.

[@christianviera8414]

I completely disagree with the Filipino army, I've trained with those guys personally and they're tough, they might have terrible equipment, and low funds, but those guys are killers, they've been fighting terrorists in their own country since before I could even crawl, I have nothing but love and respect for that country and their military

[@alphaomega3766]

Battle hardened warriors

[@fendusksong9765]

As an American living in the Philippines, the main issue is funding. Corruption takes what little funds they get and the terrain does not allow heavy equipment, so the military does not look like most other militaries. For what the terrain is and what they have, they are decent. Plus the recent offensive against the NPA has showcased the power of the AFP.

[@Mophonic]

1:56 when the scared and nervous cameraguy tries to get the perfect shot of his boss in order not to be shot and you destroy the perfect shot of another cameraman who has to die now....hilarious

[@Bro1212_]

Moral is one of the most important things in battle; similar to working out, if you have no drive you won’t give 110%

[@armadasinterceptor2955]

Costa Rica: 70 Soldiers If you are not planning on conquering costa rica, I dont know what you are doing with your life😌

[@josephmontes4798]

They probably got more than we think. These military’s don’t tell us nothing

[@moth8775]

@@josephmontes4798 Yeah, right

[@damas3335]

Besides, you'd be surprised if you think the neighboring countries won't defend Costa Rica.

[@American_Imperialisst]

@@damas3335 USA has entered the chat

[@williamstellmann]

Hey Jameson, keep up the good work.

[@JudgeLazar]

If we invaded the DPRK, right now and showed that we would follow through to take out Kim, most of the conscript soldiers would surrender en masse. They're starving to death, don't get paid, are allowed only 120 rounds of ammunition, that they have to get permission to use. Every military defector that has made it across into ROK has said the same thing for the past decade. The situation is so bad that units based in one area will conduct raids on areas around them just to get food. The logic being if they raid a neighboring area and not the one they're stationed in the locals won't give them a hard time. As if those locals would even dare to speak up for fear of getting locked up. Naysayers love to tow this line that the DPRK has artillery aimed and in range of major cities in ROK. This is true and if the DPRK attacked first, that artillery would cause damage and kill some civilians. However, that artillery would last MAYBE 24 hours. The ROK has had this threat looming over them for decades. They have extensive underground shelters for civilians, they are prepared for it and not only know where most of the positions are, but also have C-RAM emplacements just behind the DMZ. A war against the DPRK would make the first gulf war look like the battle to end all battles. The one and only thing that prevents ROK and the U.S. from invading the DPRK is China.

[@543soldier]

Yes, your right about China. But you never mentioned the fact that they have nukes. If we invaded the DPRK without fear of retaliation by China, the Korean peninsula would still become a radioactive wasteland and millions of people would still die from radiation poisoning. Nukes are probably the only reason America, China, and Russia haven't already overthrown the regime and carved up the country.

[@shawncarbbins7344]

Event Horizon yes. The only countries we would have to worry about is China because if we took the dprk or invaded them China would see we are spreading and find us a threat

[@ryand4533]

Event Horizon They probably don’t work. I mean even the ones the USA sold to Scotland turned out to be non functioning lololol You think someone would really give them active Nukes?!?! If we won’t even properly arm our alies I doubt NK is anything to worry about.

[@JudgeLazar]

@@543soldier DPRK nukes are nothing but a bargaining chip. If they launch them at another country the entire world, including China, would condemn it. Kim knows that if he uses a nuke in anger, that's it, he's done. In the event that war was inevitable with the DPRK, before anyone fired a shot or even before anybody knows it's about to happen ROK and U.S. special forces teams would kill or capture Kim. Like I said, ROK has been preparing for war with the DPRK for decades, they know exactly where to find Kim. Honestly, war with the DPRK doesn't mean we wipe the country off the map. If we could remove Kim and his inner circle quickly and permanently, the DPRK could be left to it's own devices. The people of the DPRK aren't idiots, they know that Kim is all bullshit and that they are being abused. The only reason there hasn't been an internal uprising is because if it failed, the consequences would be unimaginable. That's why I specified if we made it clear that we would see it through to the end, the people would not resist or fight and die for Kim. Aside from the small DPRK "special forces" we would essentially be unopposed.

[@543soldier]

@@ryand4533 How the fuck is this your perception of nuclear weapons? You think ICBMs are just some rusting tube of metal that we never figured out how to use? Go look at footage of nuclear tests, they exist. And we still have enough to kill almost everyone on Earth.

[@Sporek]

Don't forget about the great nation of Nauru! Their combined military and police forces consist of 2 guys, but due to the recent budget cuts only one of them carries a wooden club, other one has 5 medium sized rocks in his armament. However there are serious plans to strengthen their combat capabilities with a slingshot operator. 😆

[@hisroyalmajestysonofgandal4668]

I'm only writing this because you told me to put that in the comments.

[@happytentcamper]

I wouldn't underestimate the Philippines or North Korea.

[@houseofaction]

North korea can't even feed their troops. it would be pretty easy to defeat north korea. if a war broke out and troops were shipped over all you would have to do is put a sign up in Korean saying, free food for deserters

[@Big-BossX]

@@houseofaction thats actually a very good point. Many would probably be ready to desert in an instant but the loyal ones I bet would be a pain in the ass to fight

[@DoBraveryFPS]

I think North Korea would suffer heavily due to their poor technology. I don't see them deserting though. They've been raised their whole lives to see the west as the enemy. I think they'd expect to be shot if they deserted.

[@happytentcamper]

@@houseofaction ... ‘We have only to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down.’ Wow. Seems I heard that in history before.

[@iconsumehumans8168]

Using child soldiers is absolutely disgusting

[@spurtikus1]

It's sad to think what happens to a developing young mind forced to see such blood shed and conflict. A lifetime of nightmares and PTSD? Or does the brain accept the killing as a normal part of life. Either option is equally as horrific. Mean while we have people crying that someone assumed their gender all while ignoring the real pain and suffering endured by these poor kids.

[@iconsumehumans8168]

Look , I'm from pakistan I know the evils my country did I know the evils that us,india,china,france ect. BUT How is one to tell a child the most innocent thing in a world to fight a war they dont want ?

[@spurtikus1]

@British Boi Honestly I know nothing about why they are at war, not that researching it would help those kids in anyway. Perhaps a neutral mediator could help but if things are as fractured as they appear it might be impossible to get the opposing sides to even chat about it.

[@iconsumehumans8168]

@@spurtikus1 it's a cruel world

[@huswsimonbla]

Infantry actually comes from the french word for kids "infants".

[@hardcoregaming7467]

Jin from ghost of tsushima probably slaughtered most of the mongols xD

[@davidsavelio6492]

That's right ✅

[@McdonaldsInFallujah]

Worlds weakest militaries in the world. "Iraq" "yes."

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

@ً a shadow of their glorious past self

[@Sebastian-ce9el]

They defeated isis while being under trained. What are you even chatting about.

[@fngaming5064]

Sebastian you actually think it was Iraq that beat isis😂😂

[@mustafaalmosawi6222]

@@fngaming5064 all of the money Iraq was given was stolen by corrupt politicians america didn’t actually help them and 30 other countries just destroyed the Iraq for “suspicions” then threw money at it and corruption took over the reason isis even formed is cause Iraq and parts of the Middle East was so weak from western invasions and yes Iraq beat isis w barley like the bare minimum of help from the us

[@mustafaalmosawi6222]

Were *

[@redline1916]

"Eritrea" "What the hell's this?" I fucking wheezed

[@DarthTigger]

I was in Desert Storm, and have first hand knowledge of the Iraq forces, they were very bad. I also trained with several men from Barbados, Jamaica, Trinidad, and frankly they were supposed to be the best. If they were it does not bode well for their military. If I was instructing those courses they would have failed.

[@frankrigelwoodsr.1184]

A lot of it is their public attitude. Such as with the Caribbean islands, we ran a training op for them, and even though they seemed motivated, it was more like they were playing at it. Close to the end, we had a military triathlon competition. Each unit summited a four man team, us included. However we were told to.let them win. I was not on our team, retiring the next year, but from what I was told, it was difficult to do so poorly just to let them win and not look obvious doing it. The size of the fight in the dog comes to mind. The smaller the military the better the individual member should end up being. What if a country only had our Specop community as their military. Money? Yeah that's a concideration, but their is enough bigger countries that would be happy to give whatever is needed to help. Just a thought. Yours Aye

[@SeverusStudios1980]

ANYONE who risks their life for something that is good and honorable, in the name of defending Peace and Freedom, deserves respect. Thats my two bob anyway.

[@whutteretbrock2181]

I hear you can't buy much for two shillings anymore

[@baby333]

@DomesticPenguin yep definitely opposite of peace lol, specially when it was peace for decades in a row prior to the war declared "for peace" xd

[@Kriegter]

North Korean videos of their soldiers shooting literally shows silver plated rifles, not really the weakest but definitely the weirdest

[@543soldier]

Probably one of the weakest if you look at the individual soldiers. They are severely underfed.

[@cappuccinosnephew1382]

They earned those fancy weapon skins, you don't know what they're truly capable of.

[@low-budgefudge2164]

The weakest? No. ONE of the weakest? Yes.

[@chrxs-00]

They bought the battle pass

[@Kriegter]

@@543soldier not just underfed, they are malnutritioned

[@lifebarry8981]

6:21 when your teacher explain something and you dont get it

[@symondmendoza4404]

LMAO

[@jake8915]

thats me the whole class

[@Space_Man909]

Same

[@zanik8326]

people:"military" me: the audio isnt in sync

[@killerphantom4867]

Noticed that instantly

[@kingzodem2671]

I thought i was crazy

[@ronniemaclaine5234]

Those children soldiers sound really scary because you automatically don't want to shoot them but they sure as hell want to shoot you

[@Vaderghost20]

Young or old, Dead is Dead.

[@alextracythaxton5796]

My buddy told me about young arab kids with bombs running up them saying mista! mista!

[@Minserva]

@@Vaderghost20 oh no! not again anakin

[@blaznskais2048]

No their scary cause they tend to become more violent and brutal as they age compared to soldiers that come in as adults.

[@CorporateG0th]

That's part of the reason they get used.

[@doctorweevil317]

The problem with armies that utilize mass conscription is retention, the Soviets for example really suffered from a lack of Quality NCO’s.

[@doctorweevil317]

@Matthew Cunningham That and later into the 60's and 70's the poor conditions made re-enlistment rates very low, so the ratio of NCO's to the rank and file was pretty bad

[@doctorweevil317]

@Matthew Cunningham For their sake and quiet frankly ours as well, WW2 would have been some nasty business without them.

[@JustinRichards]

I know that I'll likely get chewed out for semantics here, but are we talking 'weakest' or most 'ineffectual'?

[@rickconnolly5006]

Nah, valid distinction

[@CAGonRiv]

Yes.

[@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085]

“Children have to fight in the military in this country” The music: Cha cha real smooth

[@Jrod110]

Filipine Specops have fought and almost completely wiped out their ISIS. So one can say theyre pretty badass

[@daveh9551]

If it can inflict casualties it’s not weak. VietCong and Afghans were “weak” and the US saw what happened with that.

[@Alister_Crosseft5985]

Yes, the USA and the USSR gave them weapons, training, amunition and support and then what happened? ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Taliba, and i cant remember the terrorist groups in vietnam, still, yes they where week, yes the big guys made them strong but with out disipline and nationalism everything goes down the hill, i mean vietnam just resently got its internal wars over

[@antcommander1367]

USA supplied weapons, ammuniton to Taliban in afghan war. also those terrorist organisation's wouldn't happened if USA stop escalade middle east or place's that has oil. and other place's where they f*cked by up putting favorable puppet for like shaa in iran in 1980-ish.

[@cameronspence4977]

Actually the kill count for just the Taliban alone is more than 72,000 for just a couple thousand US troops KIA. Go look up the war in Afghanistan on Wikipedia if you dont believe, dont mistake a political and strategic failure for the competence of a group of idiots with AKs who know how to pay farmers to plant IEDs.

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@cameronspence4977 damn, and i thought they put up more of a fight than vietnam

[@cameronspence4977]

@@thecommentguy9380 yeah you and everyone else. Funny how the media never bothers to mention that little fact. Aaand thats how ignorance spreads

[@lukebrown3390]

I'm not going on vacation anywhere ending with -istan

[@alimohammad1934]

Thats a wrong perception actually. "Istan" are nations located around central asia. Afghanistan might be the reason you think they are all the same but try visiting the nothern istan nation. They are quite peaceful, you might not even heared of them because they mind their own business. Its mostly post soviet nations but there are alot to experience when you visit, like an entire modern city made up of marble, ancient bazaars etc. Although some of them require you to have visa and wait for approval.

[@Doomgel]

@@alimohammad1934 I've heard this before. But I've also heard of incidents in these northern -stans. Do you have a couple countries specifically you would reccomend?

[@lukebrown3390]

Ali Mohammad I know that not all -istans are bad, but the premise of the joke was that it seems like we have a lot of military presence and tensions in and with -istans

[@swarajbane9785]

Don't know about other countries ending with istan but don't ever go to pakISTAN 😂😂

[@Afro_soviet]

i would go to rajastan and hayastan

[@msanders777]

I few years back I was at a party that had cornhole boards with USMC emblems. My sisters boyfriend saw the boards and with a puzzled look says to me: "US Marine CORPSE? Is that like the army?" Spit my drink when I realized he was not joking.

[@jake8915]

u should've punch him

[@edwardrichtofen1252]

@@user_name_redacted Indeed, problems are seen as "Problems..." not the other way around.

[@Viberac]

@@user_name_redacted Violence is not an answer It's a question And the answer is yes

[@gerardvinet8448]

One country that is great on military strategy & courage is Canada , but what do U expect from a country that has 80 tanks , 70 fighter jets , 20 Naval ships & 25000 men , to protect 4000 miles of land , completely under funds their military hardware budget ! Some of these countries in this blog have more hardware !!!!!

[@thetrailoutthere]

North Korean soldiers would gladly trade their weapons for some MRE's I bet.

[@Jmjr.TV06150]

Philippines have very strong military soldiers, their are not weak, i know Philippines have a lack of military advance equipments but they are brave and strong to fight against enemies. Proud to be Filipino.

[@Yu-wp4jf]

Nahh

[@webackspoofer8034]

Yes it's true

[@stanleykowrach1957]

My father during WW2,was asked do you want to finish your high school senior year or join the Army? He said I rather fight in a war then go to school. The American school system still is undesirable.

[@PrimalRenegade17]

Both American and Australia school systems are trash. At least here in OZ its a lot more acessable to be a student since we have free healthcare and a good system for student loans.

[@thekiller7994]

@@PrimalRenegade17 what does OZ mean?

[@PrimalRenegade17]

@W M piss off. We are fighting those mfs also china is buying out al of your shipping company so don't think the US is out of reach of China (you guys are also spreading war properganda so good luck have fun don't come crying to Australia for help).

[@PrimalRenegade17]

@@thekiller7994 OZ is Aus which is short for Australia

[@thekiller7994]

@@PrimalRenegade17 oh ok

[@vexx3152]

Spent a little time with Iraqi S.F in 08-09. Traded patches. It actually says "Specal Forces" on it. Easily my favorite patch.

[@travelingjohn69]

The weakest military would be humanity if aliens came to invade Earth, lol.

[@marzouk6270]

Nah Infect all the soldiers with a cold

[@diddlypoop]

"Lol, the humans haven't even united their population under one banner yet, what losers!"

[@Bonkers-yl2jd]

If aliens were to attack i think we would have some chance of fighting. Guerilla warfare is our only hope by making the alien invasion too expensive to continue.

[@travelingjohn69]

@@marzouk6270 The aliens would have shield like independence day.

[@ur-didact1991]

@@travelingjohn69 then we would finish it with that style

[@bestplaylists2200]

Tajikistan sounds like a fictional country from modern warfare in the story

[@bestplaylists2200]

@colin minhinnick ok thank u man 😂

[@michaelbracho3956]

Venezuela should have been on here. Look up them trying to “intimidate” US Marines. It’s a good laugh

[@Seth9809]

Indeed.

[@stephenyantis1901]

Intimidate? Is there video of this? I wanna see

[@michaelbracho3956]

Stephen Yantis just look up Venezuelan intimidation video and it should be first

[@irish_apex1094]

He already did that video

[@jns4life209]

I agree there!

[@thedrdoctor4547]

5:55 The lads straight up have Vietnam war era m16 or ad least handguards

[@tobiuchiha8110]

Better than a m14

[@restrom6932]

M16's were the most common and easier to manufacture gun in the Philippines

[@UhmActually.]

hello fellow E

[@Abensberg]

so what? if its a good rifle... same as if another country uses AK47s

[@realvictor2oo7]

"Tajikistan." "Wha?" That is the same reaction I had to

[@lbfourtwenty4163]

I played flashpoint so i felt super worldly

[@gamera5160]

Ethnic Tajiks were part of the Northern Alliance during the war in Afghanistan.

[@TV-fx5io]

@@gamera5160 there's alotta tajiks living in afghanistan as well uzbeks too

[@onelastdawn9991]

China how don't you know there next

[@KillaWhiteChedda]

Jamesons “put that in the comments” travels

[@shuffleB]

"It's a Holliday in Tajikistan, don't forget to pack a knife." One of my favorite tunes growing up. DK