Mario 3 but I can't kill enemies

[@rewe3536]

"I'm gonna leave the ecosystem untouched" Proceeds to destroy the sun

[@ulls66]

Combination pacifist/genocide run

[@Geno2733]

Destroy the ecosystem in one move

[@lm9327]

It's fine, this sun was an imposter😂

[@psychotheunsane7285]

@@lm9327 Thank you, but the Sun is in another Solar System!

[@rewe3536]

6:46 - Killed the Sun. RIP photosynthesis. 17:03 - Stomped a Koopa. He's fine but it hurt a lot 22:01 - Broke a Koopa's wings. He will never fly again 25:22 - Killed Lakitu. His family is still waiting for him at home 26:32 - Killed the jumping block. His son is waiting for him to play Minecraft together 'til this day 28:40, 29:36, 30:00, 35,39 - Killed 3 Lakitus and 5 Spinys. Mario is just on a genocide rush at this point 38:00 - Hit a Bob-omb which killed it with 3 others. In an interview Mario said he would rescue Princess Toadstool "no matter what". Unfortunately he was not kidding. Mario was later caught and prossecuted for his war crimes, leaving 2 injured and 15 dead. He also drove Lakitus near extinction.

[@Dustin_Bins]

I like how I read that last part in a "60 minutes interview" style voice.

[@judaiyuki5597]

this man needs to be a news reporter

[@Accrovideogames]

None of these are war crimes. They were all enemy soldiers killed in self-defense.

[@suzukiegi5699]

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

[@judaiyuki5597]

@@suzukiegi5699 i didnt notice that was the law and order intro until "these are their stories" 😂

[@slorgdulschmodus]

take only photographs, leave only footprints

[@IrisGalaxis]

10:20 people always get this wrong. Yes, the Mario 1 manual says Bowser changed the people of Mushroom Kingdom into blocks, BUT it also says that when you blocks that have people in it, they reward you with coins or items. So, when you're busting a regular brick, you're not killing anyone. The ones that have people in them are the question blocks, the multicoin blocks, the hidden blocks etc. And they don't get destroyed when Mario hits them. So, in short, no, you can't kill the people Bowser turned into blocks.

[@Silverlined_69]

What if the coins and items coming out was the souls of the toads?

[@ninjaguyYT]

​@@Silverlined_69then that would be totally different from canon

[@linhero797]

It's also stated this only applies to SMB1, not even the alternate universe that is SMB2 JP. So not even the Power Up blocks and the Coin blocks in this game are Toads either.

[@BenHyle]

Bob-ombs can blow those blocks up tho.

[@Cyclingismywholelife]

“That block had a family, Mitch” -Mitch

[@OrbisAetherum]

I'm in my 40s. I've full cleared Super Mario Bros. 3 more times than I can remember. I've one-lifed this game warpless. I've shown off some of its dumbest 1UPs to my friends, like those three you need a P-Wing for in 5-Spiral Tower. And I never knew about the coin heaven with a Cloud Jewel hidden in 3-7 until today.

[@psychotheunsane7285]

There's also a few well hidden 1-ups in places like 4-4 and 3-5, both of which require a Frog Suit to get to. The Frog Suit is the least used in the game, although there are plenty of places to get one, including the end of world 2 (use a hammer to get past the rock, and enter the mushroom house)

[@psychotheunsane7285]

Another thing that is taken for granted now was the then-new concept of worlds having more than four numbered levels. I thought it was so cool to see "1-5" and "3-7". I *was* just a kid at the time.

[@jefflabarbera5390]

“I didn’t kill that bomb, it was going to blow up anyway.” Me at my murder trial, “No your honor, I didn’t kill that man. You see, he was going to die of old age at some point.”

[@DavidRay_40]

Judge: You deprived him of that privilege. Guilty.

[@limehawk4989]

Are you guys defending suicide bomber rights? 😮😮😢😢???

[@vegetin01]

We went from a pacifist challenge to a rationalization challenge. What a journey.

[@servohahn9505]

This is probably the funniest run of vanilla SMB 3 that I've seen.

[@bigdallinrichards]

19:00 true pacifist would’ve stomped the spikes so they don’t fall into the pit

[@ozzy_anamations17]

okay to be fair the bricks are transformed toads and other various citizens but if it’s absolutely necessary than they’d probably rather die than have to stay stuck frozen while mario traverses 8 more worlds.

[@GamesAreGood-re3eq]

According to Mario lore every creature you encounter is Bowser's minions that he brought into the ecosystem to try and take over the Mushroom Kingdom, so killing them is actually restoring the natural order because you're culling invasive species.

[@EnjoySackLunch]

Sounds like blatant Bowserite propaganda

[@EnjoySackLunch]

Sounds like blatant Bowserite propaganda

[@Kingslay3r]

Mitch sure does come up with a lot of excuses for killing enemies. "I swear your honor, i did not kill those creatures, they did to themselves"

[@Blackadder75]

Best 8 bit game of all time, still fun 35 years on

[@Bandana719]

Flowey: Reset the game. Come back here without killing anybody. THEN... I will give you your "happy ending"

[@DavidRay_40]

Funny thing about this challenge. You kill all enemies when you finish each level. They turn into coins, Most of it happens offscreen, but they still technically die.

[@jamst5913]

25:23 remember; lakitu doesn't scroll with the screen, he scrolls with Mario. You'd have to time it so that hes moving left when you move right. Totally preventable death you monster

[@Geno2733]

Technically, you don't HAVE to kill Bowser. You can trick him into doing it himself if you don't have powerups.

[@jagenigma]

It's 2024, and out of playing smb3 my whole life, I did not know about the penis shaped 1 up in 3-2.

[@bravesfan2214]

I had no idea that the chain chomp would eventually be set free and run away

[@blobbles_9108]

never knew half of these 1-ups exist

[@dg8620]

On the way to the emergency room for alcohol poisoning. Whose idea was it to drink every time Mitch said "its not my fault" or "it killed itself"?

[@g-burtfred1106]

20:08-20:23 Hammer marathon, an interesting marathon.

[@BlueMarbleApeMan]

Bowser didn't turn goombas into blocks in SMB1. He turned Toads into blocks.

[@CassiusStelar]

The manual refers to "Mushroom People" Which in the canon of the first game includes *both* Goombas and Toads. Just mario 1 wierdness

[@linhero797]

​@@CassiusStelar They specifically refer to the Goombas as mushrooms who betrayed the Mushroom Kingdom. Implying the Goombas defected and joined Bowser's army. Meaning, at least most of them and presumably all the ones in SMB1, are enemies.

[@psychotheunsane7285]

Bowser turned the Mushroom People into "Bricks and horse-hair plants with his black magic", according to the Super Mario Bros. 1 player's manual.

[@linhero797]

That was, however, only in SMB1. And they were only turned into blocks containing coins and powerups. In this game Bowser's children are causing chaos in the 7 kingdoms to distract Mario while Bowser kidnaps Peach and returns to the Koopa Kingdom.

[@psychotheunsane7285]

@@linhero797 Took him SEVEN worlds to finally accomplish it. Perhaps he was biding his time?

[@stylis666]

You! Clipped! The wings! Of a Koopa! Unprovoked! Mitch! You monster! Nobel peace prize revoked!

[@tradwalls9218]

Mario All-Stars Mario 3 has save files, you could stock up on Jugem’s Clouds and see how far you can push it.🤷🏻‍♂️ It is less pure than a new game, but more pacifism would be possible!

[@rvrmdude]

Bullet William doesn't like to be called Bill, Mitchell

[@Airlord3670]

I think “Silent Assassin” is more appropriate. Kill the targets you need to, don’t even touch anything else.

[@LeoStaley]

Mario siding with the workers against the ruling bourgeoisie

[@zach11241]

I mean, technically speaking, if Bowser falls through the floor he kinda killed himself.....

[@codebluepizza5796]

Mitch also didn't kill Bowser, he killed himself

[@Petfal]

Also, remember that blocks are the inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom, and should definitely not be killed

[@linhero797]

They are not. This is only in SMB1, and the Manual in SMB1 specifically states that only blocks that CANNOT be destroyed, IE Coins and Power Up blocks, are toads.

[@Petfal]

Aw, I know, but would be funny if they were@@linhero797

[@FoguYanker]

I almost die at 20:09 🤣🤣

[@noaboa17]

someone should make a pacifist tas

[@electrollama2127]

100% Coinless next?

[@stapler942]

The Mushroom Court ruled one count of involuntary piledriver.

[@tradwalls9218]

Also, the koopa kids and bowser are in other games so they canonically don’t die in Mario 3. 🎉 Burn ‘em next time 😈

[@lerikhkl]

Haha I love how you get more and more lax with the rules

[@kingofcrap4414]

It's like Mitch is descending more and more into sociopathy.

[@andarerYT]

I think the sun shouldn't count. You're not killing it, you're merely not saving it.

[@MateDrinker33]

8:45: Bruh, in "Doom" pacifist runs, "monster infighting" is already allowed anyway! :D Good shot, though!

[@johneygd]

Well you did show your will to avoid those hammerbrothers but you did had a few fanfares along the way hahaaa🤣🤣 Well done regardless non theless🙏❤

[@BensStuff]

If you get 3 the same of anything at the end of a stage for fireworks everything pauses for the fireworks animation. If there was an enemy at the bottom I.e. The boomerang guy you didn't finish would that killing him if you get the 3rd match for fireworks?

[@linhero797]

The Killing happens the moment you touch any Card at the end of the level. Irrespective of the results of the total of the cards.

[@BensStuff]

@@linhero797 but getting three cards the same doesn't show the enemy dying correct

[@Petfal]

I would have stomped on the first goomba there, especially if I was to talk at the same time

[@BiggestSniff]

ideas: starman forever run, where you gotta speedrun with a permanent star or kill everything run

[@Dave-rd6sp]

Powerups with a face are alive and when you collect them you kill them.

[@blastradius7193]

The fact that a bullet bill is actually an animal is pretty different.

[@seanwilkinson7431]

The elevator noise reminds me of the Transponder Snail ring from One Piece.

[@The_Colonel_M]

We need to count all the bricks destroyed. In SMB they were Toads changed to blocks by King Koopa. D: We have a murderer on our hands.

[@KevinKolpack]

Except the manual also says that the transformed Toads give out coins and items when you hit them. So all the brick blocks you destroy are just plain ol' bricks.

[@danger2society78]

A pacifist would never commit suicide.

[@stephenjohnson3084]

should do a run like this but you have to maintain firepower

[@sinnermann2046]

You got the 1-up and he has eyes. 👀 he had a family Mitch

[@holdingpattern245]

If you warp in this game, do you just not save the kingdoms you skipped over, or is it like a fast-forward where Mario does save those kingdoms but you get to skip over those parts?

[@KevinKolpack]

The GBA port implies it's the former, because once you beat Bowser and unlock the world select screen, all the skipped worlds are still marked with "Help" instead of "Ok" (airship beaten) or "Clear" (all levels beaten).

[@GraySheep1717]

I always wondered this lol

[@xenxander]

11:05 'not penis at all.. uterus."

[@zch7491]

That lit bomb had a family mitch 😢

[@fpaynejr]

14:32 how'd you just ... occupy the same space as a hammer bro but not fight him? 👀

[@jlcalistenia9837]

20:08 kkkkkkkkkkkkk Essa foi inacreditável, pqp.

[@bipolargods509]

You also can't break any blocks either. They're also goombas

[@cleyfaye]

This 100% pacifist run have a surprisingly low kill count… can you guess it?

[@astralpowers]

very pacifist! #MitchDidNothingWrong

[@cedriclothritz7281]

When you kill a Koopaling, doesn't the entire airship dissipate? Aren't you technically killing everything on the ship?

[@lo0ksik]

i have an idea try beating every stage speedrunstye in backwards, from end to start of the level, how come no one thought about thins?

[@Longma1]

0:36 RULES OF NATUUURE!! 😆💥😎

[@edge3220]

Max kills would be cool to see.

[@rebeccawilliams402]

is it possible to throw the bob-ombs off screen in the tank level to save their lives ?

[@Zino027]

Great video

[@thorjelly]

but wait. If browser turns things into blocks, aren't you killing something any time you smash a block?

[@kingofcrap4414]

Sorry, but there is no way the Lakitus killed themselves from Mario hitting the end card lol

[@rayramone1428]

We miss your streams Mitch ❤️

[@GhostHostMemories]

what about the spike dude that fall to their death?

[@vegetin01]

I really hope this ain’t a 1-of. Start planning some routes! Starting a category would be amazing!!

[@psychotheunsane7285]

Do a "fastest to 99 lives" speedrun.

[@psychotheunsane7285]

Just realized some rules would have to be implemented in order to prevent it from being over by world 1-2 (with a Raccoon Suit you can do a stomp chain on the endlessly spawning Goombas).

[@chrisbardolph]

Henry Kissinger disliked this run.

[@bradallenwilliams]

would world 1 coin ship avoid hammer bro?

[@carlwhittaker7570]

Hmm I'm not sure pacifist would be all that OK with all of your suicides.

[@Tailstraw_xD]

Goombas did nothing wrong!

[@Nunya644]

I feel like you did a pacifist run before, did I dream that? Edit** Ah, I see this stream was like 3 months ago, I think I saw part of this already lol. I was thinking how familiar this was.

[@Blueniter]

Why not just take out the Lakitu and then finish the levels to avoid killing enemies. This might become tricky.

[@FightingAurora]

Any Friggers in chat? 😂

[@Crippledsasquash]

Aren’t the blocks toads that have been turned into blocks or is that only super Mario 1 if that’s the case he’s more a mass murderer than a pacifist

[@linhero797]

This is false. While the Toads in SMB1 were turned into Blocks. Only blocks tontaining Power ups and Coins are toads, as specifically stated by the manual.

[@jonathanklein383]

As per the original smb manual blocks are mushroom kingdom citizens in block form yes but don't know as the same is true for mario 3. Debatable.

[@linhero797]

No. As per the original Manual. Only Coins and Powerup Blocks are toads. And only in SMB1, not even in the Lost Levels as that takes place in an alternate reality, as per its original Japanese Manual.

[@Secre.SwallowtailYT]

btw you got a movement of 27 in w4.

[@rustyshack2349]

Solid af around1430

[@Muladeseis]

When you were running out of lives, why didn't you try at the casino houses to get more?

[@coyotejohenson7245]

Does this dude not like Star Tropics?

[@edithkramer7689]

Lakitu is wakitu.

[@Secre.SwallowtailYT]

Now do it plus, without grabbing a coin.

[@hebruixe9125]

do a 100% no coins pacifist run

[@ferallemur]

I appreciate that you wanted to play through the game instead of using warp whistles, but if you look at an any% run, how close can you actually get to 100% pacifist? Warp whistle in World 1 lets you not kill that Boom Boom. Using warps, can you get yourself to the wrong warp skip in World 7 that ends the game?

[@dieselkraftwerk3619]

what even is star tropics tho?

[@BenHyle]

Why u no get whistles?

[@brizzle_breeze]

I am a KZbin commenter, and I feel like this is a pacifist run so far. But I’m not a pacifist, so take my opinion with a drop of goomba blood.

[@bcaskanette]

You saved the fauna, but what about the flora and the fungi? What did that leaf and mushroom ever do to you mitch? 😭 Horrible. 😂

Is this a reupload? This looks very familiar

[@1984gama]

And no coins + no kills ?

[@wesleybilly8097]

easy subscribe

[@vobieta]

Wow. Vegan mario sucks

[@Benobot99]

Third?

[@MarkyMark8484]

Second

[@ImusingX]

Fourth