Mario, but if I say Dragon I fight a Dragon

Thanks to Dragon Mania Legends for sponsoring the video! Download today using my link and complete the tutorial to earn a welcome package with 7 VIP Tickets, 50k food and 100k Gold! - dml.page.link/Fir This offer is available until April 24 in US + EN language devices on IOS and Google Play Only.
Today we're doing another if I say Challenge where my Friend @AmethystSZS added all sorts of crazy new effects to make the game even harder. This includes stuff as small as "Ow" to hurt mario or "Dragon" to spawn in a dragon. Thanks again to @DougDoug for the idea and I hope you enjoy the video!
Edited by mikeremer.wixsite.com/mysite
Want to find me elsewhere? I'm active on these platforms and even stream daily on twitch!
▶Twitch: / fir_
▶Twitter: / simplyfir
▶Discord: / discord

[@Fir]

Make sure to check out todays sponsor, Dragon Mania Legends! Download here dml.page.link/Fir to earn a welcome package (7 VIP tickets, 50k food and 100k gold) until April 24th for IOS and Google Play for US And English language devices.

[@arek.k8688]

*Spawning Dragon*

[@storem8995]

aint that just dragon city?

[@chickendinnerthewinner]

*fuck sponsors*

[@FBI_agent7274]

Did u actually play this?

[@audrarodgers3536]

@@arek.k8688 spawning dragon

[@AmethystSZS]

I'm glad I could make another awesome mod here- (vanishes)

[@ErikGronvall-ls5lw]

Cool Mod!

[@oof096]

Gj

[@chrislawson3536]

Exactly! I’m wondering if I should rematch all the other similar videos of Fir’s now - [dies] that hurt :(

[@greatace1815]

I love your Mods!

[@purplegalaxysporzo1491]

You did amazing 🤩

[@gotgunpowder]

I love how chat is exponentially worse at tricking Fir than Doug's chat is at tricking him, but his voice program compensates by being ultra-sensitive.

[@ellienugent6839]

Also emotionally I think

[@char1194]

27:58 Yeah it took chat till the final fight to discover the 2 word trick lol

[@micahbarrus8406]

I don't think the program was ultra sensitive, I think it was just flat out wrong.

[@8unnylover]

@@char1194 they’ve used it in previous streams I think though

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@boyboilNEO9055]

The fact that some of the most complex ways to get him to say dragon failed but "will you say dragon" worked is amazing

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

It was when he became a yes-man.

[@lucydavenport3918]

YESSSS I was laughing my ass off so much

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

Spawning dragon

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Spawning dragon

[@dreamlandskribbl]

Spawning dragon

[@logielear8488]

“This video is sponsored by dragon-“ “Spawning dragon”

[@xxrodangamerzxx3177]

Yeah unfair it dont Spawn a dragon

[@patrickyoung685]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah 20:57

[@elliottclarke871]

@@xxrodangamerzxx3177Deleting Oxygen

[@Andross1]

"OW" ended up being waaaay more brutal than anyone could have predicted 😂

[@gamerboi02111]

That hurt

[@i_am_superb690]

That hurt

[@theplushiecrew1486]

That hurt

[@pinkpigstorms]

That hurt

[@fakelol1-7]

That hurt

[@blackcat_064]

Imagine if he did one of these voice challenges but someone else chose the words (basically he wouldn't know which words were causing the punishments and he'd have to figure it out while playing lol)

[@adpizele_cyrius]

it would be a good idea.

[@serenepastel]

When he was talking about why are there only pain and suffering ones, I thought it would be interesting if there were secret beneficial words in the mix

[@maura462]

oooh that'd be hilarious

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

One I would add is the word “moon” would remove a moon from Fir’s total, unless he has none in the kingdom.

[@wolflink3353]

@@hankpeterschmidt8626 I would add "clepto" which removes Cappy for 30 seconds.

[@ipv-gachaedition103]

8:10 One of the best parts of ‘em all 😂😂😂 *”Where is Mario?”* NOOO! *”That hurt…”*

[@ipv-gachaedition103]

8:21 That’s NOT what I said!

[@Spongy_BFDI]

But u get the point

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

@@ipv-gachaedition103There here whAIR

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

That hurt

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Where is Mario?

[@Idiotwhoalleaysgettsstriked]

I love the way it’s always the “OW” and “where is Mario”

[@elliottclarke871]

That hurt

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

That hurt

[@limzhixing2658]

If fir did the sponsor segment live on stream, he'd have to fight the ruin dragon 8-9 times lmao

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dragon

[@twinoaks294]

I counted 5

[@angregm1496]

​@@twinoaks294 i counted 6

[@albatros4003]

​@@angregm1496there is 7

[@Izzy12390]

Spawning dragon

[@jordanleighton6893]

25:27 Actually a race where the speed runners get a bunch of helpful voice commands but aren’t told them ahead of time and have to beat xyz first would be really cool

[@Slipstream317]

that sounds actually amazing

[@traceunknown5715]

Where is Mario?

[@wrryy321]

Spawning dogs

[@hillhill1658]

26:10 that hurt

[@EnderGodYT]

19:43 Fir:Shut up A.i: That hurt😢

[@felipark176]

Random ideas that I thought for a.possible continuation Tree - resets the hole thing Cascade , sand , lake (- bowser and moon) etc -teleports to respective kingdom Kingdom - teleports to random kingdom Flame - sets mario on fire Fire - spawns 10 fire bros Foe/enemy/little guy - spawns 10 random enemy's Moon - removes one moon Water/air - switches from air physics to water physics and vice versa Fly- makes mario fly Odyssey - teleports mario to Odyssey Bowser - teleports mario to final boss battle Again - repeats last effect

[@ThePikminCaptain]

Moon wouldn’t work

[@user-tz6wy2so7n]

Roll: immediately switches the soundtrack to Never Gonna Give You Up.

[@Ryyi23]

DougDoug has created the best video genre ever. Spawn by voice commands videos.

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dogs

[@swordemon_]

spawning pain

[@hallway4622]

I haven’t watched it yet, but DougDougs in it? Cool!

[@chargercharginton]

@@hallway4622 he made the genre.... also no he is not in the vid

[@kempolar9768]

@@hallway4622 He was the guy who started the idea, I think his first video on it was in Skyrim but now he has a ton. From memory alone (which isnt very good in my case) there is Skyrim, GTA 5, smash ultimate (not a spawn thing but he has to kill himself) and maybe B.O.T.W?

[@demoniclemur2483]

12:42 The dogs falling followed by ‘that hurt’ from the voice programme is some hilarious timing

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dogs

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

I guess that the thought of the dogs falling into the void hurt him.

[@gamerboi02111]

Spawning dogs

[@samahnoor6297]

That hurt

[@matrixmaster9616]

Spawning dogs. That hurt.

[@batts77]

Fir: “This video is sponsored by dragon ma-“ Bot: *S P A W N I N G D R A G O N*

[@patrickyoung685]

Unfair 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😢😂😢😂😢😂😢😂 😂😢😂

[@Chipsomedip]

@@patrickyoung685Removing oxygen

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

@@patrickyoung685Removing Oxygen

[@WyattW_]

6:42 Ah yes, my favourite song: "Fly Me to the Wait"

[@elliottclarke871]

Spawning flies

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Spawning flies

[@Pikaton659]

The problem with "no" wasn't that it was too close to "ow", the program was actually working perfectly and hearing "knOW"

[@SilentDragonite149]

*That hurt.*

[@jtteope1178]

what about (that hurt) all the other words that fir got an ow (that hurt) on?

[@TantioNos]

@@jtteope1178 The dog clearly bit him

[@i_am_superb690]

*That hurt*

[@Dubbsteppa21]

not sure we have the same definition of perfectly

[@yoshivolk5831]

I love how chat kept saying 2 of the words in one sentence so that he'd focus on one and forget about the other

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@ObstagoonGuy]

"I can't say DONK?" - Spawning Dogs "NO, THEY FELL" - That hurt I can't, I just can't 😂

[@LuckyTheTherianAndFurry-Cat]

teacher: what are you laughing at? me: nothing my brain: *W a g o n f i g h t*

[@gengarzilla1685]

"Ow" wasn't just a repeat of "Tree", it was also a repeat of "Ike" from that one DougDoug video where he got brutally punished for saying "Like" so much.

[@traceunknown5715]

You just said Ike That hurt I forgot the tree one lol

[@BL0XYST1NG3R]

And Eel from his last voice video where he said feel to many times

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

@@traceunknown5715”You said tree” Also it was, “You just said Ike. Dumbass.”

[@elliottclarke871]

@@BL0XYST1NG3Rspawning Maw rays

[@lukethefool9639]

I love the addition of red lettering when he says a no-no word, you can tell he puts as much effort as he can into these types of videos

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

Where is Mario? Nice bonk

[@Meowsersess]

Lñ9

[@theplushiecrew1486]

That hurt

[@hillhill1658]

THAT HURT

[@kevinkeener8742]

23:19, The most scary and fierce wagon I've ever seen

[@aeroon9991]

7:31 - I don't actually know what happened with the supposed Tree, but Harriet's maniacal laughter in the background tells me everything I need to know. (I've always loved her voice, but I never realized how memeable she is.)

[@DarthLuigi2401]

*That hurt*

[@therealelement75]

Fir did a stream where if he says a single Mario character (or capture) he has to reset the game He couldn't say Stream (tree) Tree (tree) Tadpole (pole) Alright (you said maw Ray) Three (tree) Picture Match Part (you said Picture Match Part) Literally (you said Letter) If I contained the long E you said TREE

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

Huh. I thought Harriet was the easiest of the Broodals, especially her fight in sand kingdom

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

That hurt

[@sashimiroll5055]

Fir: (breathes) Voice recognition system: *T H A T H U R T*

[@Ra1ndr0p]

Spawning dogs

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

Where is Mario

[@elliottclarke871]

Deleting Oxygen

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

the fact that the voice recognition program just thinks you say something when you didnt say anything like it makes me laugh every time

[@JusticeForViolas]

Where is Mario?

[@cade.is.cringe]

*that hurt.*

[@OriginalGameteer]

*deleting oxygen*

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

*Nice bonk*

[@gigisplaytime4991]

Flipping gravity

[@ikerjkr4561]

fir: i cant say dragon also fir:*gets a dragon game sponsor*

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Spawning dragon

[@masontheyt0126]

Chat: What’s Your favourite Pokémon? Fir: I don’t kn-ow Game: That Hurt Fir: *Shock* Also Fir: No?? Game: That hurt Fir: I can’t say No?! Game: That hurt I found this so funny 😂

[@imalltheragex2000]

25:38 I'm surprised no one had tried to see if him saying flagon (which is an actually thing) spawns dragon, or made him somehow say the name of the pokemon Hydragon

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dragon

[@TheRedSmarty]

Hydreigon is not pronounced nor spelled the same and the syllables are closer to other words. If it still did trigger... it would be very wrong.

[@imalltheragex2000]

@@TheRedSmarty that's the point:3

[@TheRedSmarty]

@@imalltheragex2000 I understood. You didn't spell it correctly so I was unsure if you knew that it would be so wrong since it works based on spelling.

[@imalltheragex2000]

@@TheRedSmarty oh I know I didn't spell it right, I always forget how it's spelled, but said fast enough I think it would trick the system... That and the program doesn't always work as it should, as seen in the vid XD

[@majoryoshi]

I love the irony? of Fir having to avoid saying Dragon while his sponsor is literally about dragons

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dragon

[@matrixmaster9616]

*Spawning dragon.

[@SavionStar-hs2uy]

Spawning dragon

[@friedchickenisyummy67]

spawning dragon

[@geetkrish1813]

14:09 very creative

[@friedchickenisyummy67]

15:29 i’m just imagining how much anger you felt when this happened lmao

[@j.fischer707]

The Hunger Games one was genius 😂

[@matrixmaster9616]

That hurt.

[@Ra1ndr0p]

Spawning dragon

[@jayfox8765]

*Fir getting tricked into saying certain words by chat and having a finicky voice recognition software occasionally scam him* DougDoug: First time?

[@traceunknown5715]

Deleting oxygen

[@firebreath1680]

Ah yes my favorite: How To Train your Wagon

[@S574i]

And my fav Pokémon, Wagonite

[@wat3r0ran93]

Just gotta say that the wagon fight was actually really intense

[@measypeasy]

Glad my "Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog" part at 28:09 made it in XD

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dogs

[@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip]

W

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Spawning dragon

[@crazynaut223]

There's something weirdly hilarious about Fir fumbling with a robotic voice saying "deleting oxygen"

[@starshieldnightpone5636]

Where's Mario?

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

That hurt

[@traceunknown5715]

Deleting oxygen (hilarious)

[@networkofneurons]

18:39 That Hurt.

[@leucocrinum]

21:47’s award really got me. I love the editing on these videos.

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

21:51

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

That hurt

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

@@astralbirthvoid2551 🏆 YOU DIED A LOT

[@WilliamBeasley]

Fir: Breathes Text to Speech: That Hurt

[@Ra1ndr0p]

Deleting oxygen

[@badwithusernames3238]

Man, these dragon fights are really starting to drag on

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dragon

[@link-cq2wx]

spawning dragon

[@prageruwu69]

spawning dragon

[@matrixmaster9616]

*Spawning dragon.

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

drag on deez nuts

[@robiginal6458]

The sponsorship for this video is ironic

[@littlehibiscus8118]

27:39 "You're just too tempted to see me finish." I spat out my soda

[@SirBoomster]

The voice command really has it out for you! Ahaha I lost it a little at the wagon parts LOL

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

WhErE iS mArIo

[@matrixmaster9616]

That hurt Where is Mario?

[@urboi_wep]

*S P A W N I N G D R A G O N*

[@Green0Photon]

I don't know why I enjoy watching Fir so much

[@CommentPositionInformer]

Cuz you have good taste, of course.

[@klisor]

​@@CommentPositionInformer Yes correct

[@MysteryGuradian]

Because He is a funny Guy 😂

[@TheLuigiguy64]

[THAT HURT]

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@Purplemonkeeee]

15:27 You did this on yourself Fir

[@JumpingLog]

Now he must face the consequences

[@NotserpHrrib]

I love that he got cocky and said dogdog intentionally because he didn’t care about them spawning and it decided to hurt him instead 😂 these challenges are great, even if they drive Fir a little insane

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Spawning dogs

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Deleting oxygen(cAIR)

[@patrickyoung685]

Totally insane! 5:38

[@JUMPYCOOL]

I love voice command videos, cause they turn into absolute heck!

[@matrixmaster9616]

That hurt.

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

Nice bonk

[@oghcuteanimationhq5121]

26:09 perfect timing

[@user-tz6wy2so7n]

15:29 Wow, he didn't even have to say please! You're so kind, Fir!

[@ManuMano123]

16:53 *that hurt*

[@Nin10doCentral]

During the Mechawiggler fight where Fir said "Kat" and a cactus spawned, only for him to say "no" twice and die is priceless.

[@traceunknown5715]

Where is Mario?

[@eliashovemeyer8749]

Spawning cactus That hurt

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Where is Mario? Spawning cactus That hurt

[@DarkArmageddon]

Not sure if people noticed, but whenever he said "no", it counted it as "know", which obviously contains "ow". Which is why that procced so often.

[@martinat3884]

Thank you for your input Kefka

[@nickglextras]

That Hurt

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

That hurt x3

[@Roltrex7]

3:58 god, that was one of the most epic moments in this channel

[@limitlesscord7375]

You should do a stream where Doug's chat tries to trick you and your chat tries to trick Doug and you have to beat the same game with the same voice commands as fast as possible (great video btw)

[@traceunknown5715]

Spawning dogs

[@eliashovemeyer8749]

Where is Mario?

[@TheGalaxyWings]

The word wagon now sends me into hysterical laughter, thank you fir

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@i_make_beats]

It's always a good day when there's a new video of Fir losing his mind :)

[@traceunknown5715]

Where is Mario?

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

That hurt

[@lynncedergren8369]

32:02 Fir: oooh that hurt so much. Voice recognition software: that hurt.

[@BrawlStars-yf8sc]

Fir: hello The voice program:that hurt

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

It's always a treat when Fir does this type of video, they never fail to be absolutely hilarious

[@SilentDragonite149]

*Deleting oxygen.*

[@thephoenician4749]

You should do one where you don't know what the trigger words are, and you have to figure them out- you can even put in a few good ones. Just use something random like 'Peach' which could heal you

[@jsjp822]

That would be so cool!

[@nickglextras]

Where is Mario?

[@denjishisui1642]

23:27 wagon be blushing

[@karlstoker1834]

16:17 Cappy: IT WORKED!

[@dootdoodle569]

This was such a cool video! I really enjoyed how every time you said the word “wagon,” you had to fight an actual wagon! Keep up the great content, Fir!

[@Bruno-yd1di]

spawning dragon

[@BiffManly]

This got me laughing out loud, literally. By the time you reached Snow I was losing it. Great video!

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@c0mf0rta61ynum6]

That hurt.

[@yugiohduelistuse]

Fir: this video is sponsored by dragon mania legends Me: spawning dragon

[@user-tz6wy2so7n]

5:38 Imagine getting hit by the dragon's CHIN

[@godzillathepro5451]

Before I resume this video, my guess is that Fir would accidentally say "Dragon" like Darker before.

[@JusticeForViolas]

Spawning Dragon

[@saradavies7027]

Spawning wagon🦖🦎🐉🐲🐊

[@BetterThanSmallAnt]

@@saradavies7027 dragon*

[@traceunknown5715]

@@BetterThanSmallAnt Spawning dragon

[@desertyoshi_plays]

If you want a heal command, you should have to say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

[@traceunknown5715]

That Hurt

[@patrickyoung685]

Ow ow ow

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

And he can only use it after 5min passed since either the start or the last use of it, whichever is last

[@filiphaugsten3450]

Every Thing He Can Say: Dragon: Makes Him Fight A Dragon Dog: Spawns 10 Dogs Bird: Spawns 10 Birds Fly: Spawns 10 Flies Ow: Hurts Mario Here, There, Where: Teleports Mario Flip: Flips Gravity Air: Removes Oxygen Bonk: Makes Mario Bonk Cactus, Plant: Spawns A Cactus

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

Spawning dragon Spawning dogs Spawning birds Spawning flies That hurt Where is Mario? Flipping gravity Deleting oxygen Nice bonk Spawning cactus

[@jonathanschmitt5762]

16:10 You outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting.

[@griffio4]

You should do a race where certain words help the opponent.

[@starshieldnightpone5636]

Where's Mario?

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

The word “moon” should add a moon to the opponent’s total.

[@Stupidity_]

You know you have broken a man when he speaks in the most simple of words

[@starshieldnightpone5636]

That hurt

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

Where is Mario? Nice bonk

[@Taz_Olson]

Love King Doug, really liked changing it up by adding ow and here into the mix

[@micahheyward5342]

0:59 It persists, you can't resist, but that's what it takes to be INFINITE ♾️!!!

[@cmorestunna]

1:10 COWch

[@SetariM]

Twitch chat was slacking. I can think of a lot of different ways to get him to say dragon. Pretty sure the voice software just looks for "dr".

[@starshieldnightpone5636]

Spawning dragon

[@traceunknown5715]

Deleting oxygen (softwARE)

[@gengarzilla1685]

Dr. Agon will see you now.

[@philipmorse-fortier5499]

This may have been my favorite youtube video this year, from anyone. When I saw the title I was skeptical, but the voice recognition's scams made up for it. Brilliant, 10/5, recommended to friends.

[@minties51]

19:32 my favorite moment

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

6:31

[@LiamAshworth-ym3gb]

23:08 that's too funny

[@I-I-I-I_I_BE_POPPIN]

WAGON

[@Sonicstriforce]

*Since no one commented this (to my knowledge) and Fir didn't figure it out, I learned the reason "no" activates.* *The chat sees "no" and it is pronounced the same as "know", which has "ow" in it.*

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

That hurt

[@auroralovesmettaton8509]

"Today's video is sponsored by Dragon Ma-" *Spawning Dragon*

[@sadchamp9962]

8:46 youtube updated their thing so that when they say subscribe the button highlights. Thats so cool

[@Kotenekrazy]

Fir saying "stay calm, yes yes yes" reminded me of Nuero-sama

[@traceunknown5715]

Or Tom Nook

[@ujkloin]

1:32 PERFECT TIMING IN THE NORMAL GAME YOU HAVE TO ENTER CASCADE THERE SO IT MAKES SENSE WHY YOU SAY IT BUT LOL

[@creepermyeeper]

12:35 I thought it was going with bonk.

[@finmaclefresh8668]

19:43 "Shut up" "That hurt" somehow that one felt emotional

[@terrificloyaldust]

This was such a fun stream. I’m glad it’s a video now.

[@traceunknown5715]

That hurt

[@SavionStar-hs2uy]

That hurt

[@gsrandomvidz]

Ah yes, I love watching Fir speedrun my favorite GameCube game: Pikmin from 2001

[@sarahweber7447]

Nice! Funniest pain I've seen! Plz make more "but if I say" videos. They are Hilarious

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

9:00 he said “flying” and instead of spawning flies, which would makes sense, it heard dog…

[@SecretSShorts]

I rewatched it and I heard the “spawning dogs” a tiny bit right before he said flying

[@rvn33]

I enjoy watching these videos!! Keep it going Fir!! Love from Taiwan 🇹🇼 ❤❤

[@pizzyzarc2695]

I can't believe Ow (that hurt) was the one that caused so much damage... I'll be here nex-

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

Where is Mario?

[@link-cq2wx]

That hurt

[@collinsnow2203]

This personally even though it was a terrible idea for you, was the best video I’ve ever watched from you mate. On the floor rn laughing

[@spicyspray164]

Poor kid that banned 14:20 just because cactus

[@DinaMitPro]

Just a great sequel to the first video!

[@Skew0443]

can i just say, i died when you said you were sponsored by dragon mania legends, because i have literally been playing that game for years now.

[@traceunknown5715]

Off brand dragon- *SPAWNING DRAGONS*

[@user-fp1oo6pq1u]

I also randomly say “ow” whenever I get damaged in a video-game!We have a lot in common!

[@user-fp1oo6pq1u]

Liked my own comments!

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

That hurt

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

@@user-fp1oo6pq1uthat hurt

[@hankpeterschmidt8626]

21:52 6:35 "I said STOP! I didnt say STOWP!" 19:32 18:50 8:20 There here whAIR 9:00 “Talkatoo’s a flying… dogs?”

[@tookiecar1]

stOWp