Mario Kart 8's completely normal Time Trial leaderboards

[@zelenpixel]

i like how the ones that cheated to be really fast just crash into every wall imaginable

[@BobOrKlaus]

Shows how good they are without cheats...

[@cannon9009]

@@BobOrKlausNot to defend the cheaters, but *you* try driving Toad Turnpike at 999cc...

[@LeslymarPerezRivera]

they let jusus take the wheel

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@cannon9009 Pfp (Profile picture) and / or Banner Sauce (Source [Artist])? 🗿

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@cannon9009Its funny that at that speed not even an “aimbot” drivebot like Bullet Bill works lmao.

[@vvlaze]

I feel like the most embarrassing ones are the ones that don’t use any cheats except modifying the end time, because then they just end up putting their incredibly mediocre driving at the top of the leaderboard for everyone to look at. Like I’d at least put on some silly cheats so I look funny, they’re just playing the game normally, and not very well at that.

[@cashcloakburmy]

I think that’s an instant indicator that it’s just a child

[@viceowner3822]

All of them are very embarrassing tbh as they all admit they aren’t good enough to actually do well while also admitting they are dirty enough to use cheats like that

[@da_pwo]

@@viceowner3822it’s a 10 yr old game it’s fine

[@drantigon]

​@@da_pwothat's not good logic, you might as well be a hacker in minecraft, it's 12 years old. You might as well hack in Runescape, it's 22 years old.

[@da_pwo]

@@drantigon well those games are still on modern hardware that isn’t overpriced from being rare, and there’s a more modern game anyways, so they just wanted to have fun at that point

[@DBogie]

Imagine how crazy these times would be if they took decent lines

[@bastian_5975]

That's obviously what the 0:00.000 guy did

[@cesarvillegas3220]

lets gooooo 1000th like :)

[@Wilker_uwu]

@@bastian_5975you can't prove they didn't 😎

[@SimoneBellomonte]

Wdym if they took decent lines? Whats even is a line supposed to be? 🤨🤔

[@burnt-potatoes]

Wow maybe someone could get a negative time

[@hogohogo824]

15:30 The infinite trick effect trail is super interesting. Also its pretty funny how they drive a 40 second lap, the lap time counts as like .013 seconds, and then the race ends and their time is like .003 seconds.

[@Roffhunter1]

I think they made negative time to make up for it.

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@Roffhunter1Oh wow now that actually makes up a whole damn godt lot of sense now.

[@girlmaya6818]

@@SimoneBellomonte How

[@Dergy]

I remember going through a whole race and crossing the finish line before the ghost, but still lost 😭

[@beanzard64]

I was wondering what would happen haha

[@IronChief13]

@@beanzard64 in MK Wii on Luigi Circuit the world record was 53s and I knew it was impossible to have such a low time so I looked at it. When the race started the ghost just went backward for a couple of meters, stopped, and nothing else. Not even one lap done, and the ghost was still here after the timer while ghosts are supposed to vanish after the end of the race. A core memory ahah

[@yiff]

@@IronChief13i remember that exact ghost, or at least exact cheat - it was across many tracks too

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@IronChief13I think i actually remember something similar happening to me back then except i think it was actually Coconut Mall?

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@yiffYep so nvm.

[@tiwanndev]

when you see the ghost fliping around, going against walls etc. It means that the players may have played (with cheats or not) on a custom tracks. That ghost data have been uploaded and then when replaying, the ghost do the same inputs as the player, but on the real tracks.

[@linusorri]

good theory!

[@tamertamertamer4874]

I once accidentally played with modded tracks in Mario Kart 8 online and the game just let me play. The other racers went through walls cuz they’re on the real track and it let me finish the race. So yeah 0 anti cheat

[@Dreamhouse126]

This happened to me once with a modded Luigi Circuit on ctgp mk wii a couple weeks ago lol it was hysterical

[@plumjet09]

Try to make a course as short as possible and see if that’ll get you a time of like 7 seconds

[@tamertamertamer4874]

I don't want to ruin mk8 lobbies. But yeah it'd probably work since it looks like mk8 has no anti cheat (same for splatoon on the wiiU) @@plumjet09

[@Darkounet36]

It's also because Nintendo completly forget the WiiU and doesn't care about this console

[@holap2104]

​@@Darkounet36they clearly cared enough to remove mario maker 1's online level playing and submitting your own levels online, which was like the whole appeal.

[@annigram]

6:11 This is actually very easy to explain. Playing as Wario always garuntees success.

[@toamatoro570]

WARIOOOOOO I GOTTA WIIIIIIIN

[@swift7842]

WARIOOOOOO I GOTTA WIIIIIIIN

[@TheReZisTLust]

*Video Sponsored By Wario*

[@internetguy7319]

Wario isn't funny

[@randomlittleidot]

@@internetguy7319off the stage

[@alexkemplen772]

Theres something similar in Pokemon Sun/Moon & Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon where people are offering impossible Pokemon for other impossible Pokemon. One such example is a Shiny Solgaleo for a female Magnemite

[@beanzard64]

Yeah, same thing happed with the Generation 6 GTS. It’s sad, it was so fun when it was normal

[@alexkemplen772]

@beanzard64 the gen 6 GTS is just a fucking mess. You search for literally any Pokémon and there'll be clearly hacked profiles with impossible icons and names. And worst of all, if there's a trade that _could_ be made your game will just stop working*. Trust me, I've tried... a few times.

[@lucasferro6050]

@@alexkemplen772 The worst part about gen 7 GTS is that hovering above one those messed up hacked profiles for even a milisecond just freezes the game and you have to force the 3ds to shut down by holding the power button for a few seconds, makes using the GTS a pain bc certain pokemon sometimes don't even have a real trade available. I really don't understand why people do this, some are just evil I guess

[@chump4286]

That damned snivy

[@skyeplaysgames4598]

@@chump4286 Snivy is my fav gen 5 starter but THAT Snivy and all its copies can go die in a hole

[@luminousherbs]

The really funny thing about all of these hacked times is that the people doing them are SO BAD at the game. It’s actually painful to watch them play.

[@beanzard64]

That could definitely be part of it, but I’d imagine some people just mess up on purpose to be funny since they’re hacking their times anyways

[@Boooo]

Is that really surprising though? Lol

[@ketaminepoptarts]

if they were good they wouldnt need to hack lmao

[@BrishlinGT]

Fr

[@megaing1322]

What is so weird is that this would almost surely be incredibly trivial to check to at least remove the most egregious cheaters: There can't be more input data in time that the course took to complete, plus a bit of extra for before and after the track. That would probably make cheating a lot less appealing.

[@aykarain]

also make times have to take like more than 1 second lmao

[@Eztli__Void]

I was hoping people would just launch themselves across the map to actually take that time instead of just editing the timer

[@beanzard64]

Yoshi Valley kinda did that, but otherwise, yeah

[@GeorgeDCowley]

I thought they'd just make it keep updating.

[@kylekraus6722]

“These guys just decided to make sure that the only ghosts you can download are the ones who play worse than you.” Best quote in video.

[@broly1059]

This is what happens when you shift into second gear before the race even starts

[@pavelsini3425]

16:15 probably the particle effect for the start of bullet bill transformation (it has a shockwave effect when used, the light engine is bugging out the colors cause it tries to aply the filter on top of itself) also probably on a turbo controller so they just held the button and got the starting frames of it over and over again, they even realease the button on that section cause it soflocks them from going trough the glider edit: the time stamp clearly shows the character standing still and having this effect so I don't know what are y'all talking about

[@obnoxiousthegod]

p sure it’s the trick boost

[@AndrewDaPro]

are you sure it is not trick?

[@rbarua3368]

15:27 If you look at this time the effect starts as soon as Luigi gets the coins. I think it is the visual effect for running into coins when you are at max, the player seems to be running a hack that constantly gives them coins. Beanzard is correct.

[@Destroyer38866]

Its a trick effect

[@Mkbw50]

When I was little Mario Kart Wii was the same, suspect times although no item spam, they would crash into the wall and get times of 00:00.014 or whatever. I used to think that if I got the timer past 99:99.999 it would loop and I would be able to get a top 10 record.

[@PandaFan2443]

I thought that too lol, its because I saw a ghost sit still for that long.

[@lemonadogirl4082]

Yeah back when i had the game the WR ghost for rainbow road was just at every checkpoint border simultaneously, not moving, and had a time of 6 milliseconds.

[@AnonymOus-ss9jj]

@@lemonadogirl4082 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR AN EXPLANATION ON WHAT THEY DID! I had no idea if the game was modified, or they actually found some glitch to change to the timer in the game! Heck I didn't even know whether or not they actually hacked into Nintendo's server. There were two reasons I figured that the run might be legit (which is to say hacked only by inputs made through the Wii-mote and Nunchuck). 1. I figured Nintendo would have either just recorded player inputs into the ghost, or done something that would make it even harder to hack. And 2. I would think Nintendo of all people would do some sort of policing on their leaderboards. The fact that it wasn't taken down, made me think that there might be something legit about it; however, if there were multiple karts placed at each check point, somebody must have coded that in, i.e. moded/hacked/cracked the game.

[@Leekodot15]

I saw a ghost that literally just... finished the moment they crossed the start line and got confused as hell. I also saw a hacker in a coin battle that literaly magnetized every coin into them, collecting the mauomatically. That was also fun. On the same idea, I also rememebr when they did custom maps, and I think I remember one that was like... the DS battle donut thing but with bomb cars and was a race???

[@shyguy85]

@@Leekodot15 you thinking of mkwii competitions?

[@DanielDugovic]

See, when you travel close to the speed of light, everything slows down. Or something like that.

[@beanzard64]

Sounds right

[@Schnort]

Time slows and length contracts.

[@SoftPankekULTRA]

Film reference: Ford v Ferrari Your welcome

[@BlueYup]

Seeing those EC2 and USB clan tags brings back memories. Those clans were so full of hackers that legit members lamented the fact that people immediately assumed they were hackers simply for wearing their clan tags.

[@wio1]

I honestly had no clue that there were even any legit EC2 or USB players

[@TroboTicTac]

Yes deluxe has no firehop, but I find the mini turbo mechanics more fun in deluxe

[@illford]

I find 8 fun casually and that's it. Idk I'm not a fan of removing exploration it feels like no fun allowed mode 💀

[@hyperion9934]

@@illfordFirehopping was a problem because not every vehicle type could fire hop. It was a similar situation to wheelies in Mario Kart Wii.

[@tylerfueled]

hi trobo

[@TroboTicTac]

:0 bestie@@tylerfueled

[@Personne.19]

solution : work and be good at the game

[@Billigoat21]

Those people are so talented to be able to get a 0.00.001 world record!

[@alccoderonscratch7909]

No they are cheating, you can’t complete a 3 lap race in 0 milliseconds, they modify the timers so that it LOOKS like they got a world record when they really didn’t

[@alccoderonscratch7909]

And it’s not Nintendo doing it, it’s the people themselfs

[@Billigoat21]

​@@alccoderonscratch7909No way.

[@calebvr3526]

​@@Billigoat21love when people don't understand very basic sarcasm lol

[@Nintendude0]

@@alccoderonscratch7909 you do know this is a joke right? I really hope so because he made it so obvious

[@mrdansings]

Crazy to see Ranboo moving to France and switching from Minecraft content, to no longer BEING content with a normal Mario Kart time trial

[@sketchimationsREAL]

Verified comment but no replies???

[@egazero0]

they definitely used a gaming chair

[@beanzard64]

That’s gotta be it

[@fromdarknesscomeslight6894]

7:31 I have a theory for both the normal looking ones and the ones that use super speed: There must be a cheat that sets your time back to zero as you cross the finish line BUT the time between the clock resetting to zero and officially crossing the line takes a few frames, and the clock starts to tick back up. The normal speed ones just use that cheat, while the super speed ones also unlock your top speed to minimize the time between resetting the clock and crossing the line.

[@thatcloveplant]

the circle flashing light thing is probably the boost you get when you go through the rings, such as the ones on Dolphin Shores

[@jacobrocket1734]

for clarity on the ones that don't have hacked items or hacked kart speed or hacked mini turbos. what's happening is they have a cheat that stops the time trials timer when they cross the finish line in general which would include when they cross on go, as the for one's that do have the other hacks they have the same hack listed above as well as a driving early hack but some have a hack that starts the timer for time trials early. some of these hacks still exist in deluxe like the item hack.

[@JoLiKMC]

I kinda wish there was more potential to be had with this topic. This was really amusing to watch! Some people drove legit but used hacked times, some people just outright broke everything… It's really fun stuff and I'd love to see more!

[@beanzard64]

Thank you! Yeah, it’s interesting since it seems like everyone’s doing something different

[@Davian2073]

Idk how ghosts work in Mario Kart 8, but in other non-Mario games, ghosts are normally controlled by the touched inputs, so if the player literally warped to the goal, the ghost will just stay there for the eternity

[@trunkit8749]

16:11 that’s the effect you get when going through one of the rings. My guess is that he’s applying that boost all the time, making him go out of control.

[@batofdestiny]

These “time trial records” seem exactly what happened in Mario Kart Wii, except they would crash into the side of the road and STOP.

[@girlmaya6818]

Because mario kart wii ghosts are just controller inputs, they're recorded differently in mario kart 8 I guess

[@supercjm3306]

This reminds me of a mobile game I like called Tomb of the Mask. The person at the top of the leaderboard has 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 points. The person in second place has... the exact same number of points. Seems legit.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Probably the highest number possible without the game crashing

[@strtrm2406]

That's the highest positive value of a 64-bit signed integer (2^63 - 1)

[@Charcoal190]

I'm curious what happens if you try to race a ghost that has a hacked time, but that's still possible for someone to beat in real time, like that Grumble Volcano one. Edit: Or the Music Park one

[@edfreak9001]

I doubt the game has any sort of sanity check for that, it'll probably say you're in first place for the entire time you're physically ahead of the ghost object but then they pull an OoT mailman and say "yeah but i cleared it in 0.00.001 seconds so clearly you finished after me"

[@alccoderonscratch7909]

Oh he finishes 2 seconds ahead of you even if you cheat and get there in 0 milliseconds, he’ll Finish in -2 seconds

[@plumjet09]

@@alccoderonscratch7909Bro went so fast he travelled back in tike

[@alccoderonscratch7909]

@@plumjet09 yes

[@YouHaveLostTheGame]

I've done it before, if the hacked lap time is 00.001 and you get a lap of, as an example, 39.842, then the game says you are 39.841 seconds behind, even if the ghost hasn't finished a lap yet. Also finishing ahead of a hacked ghost just defaults to the You Lose screen, since the game only checks the finishing times against each other, and not where the ghosts are. It's very..interesting, to say the least.

[@jackjack9196]

Those guys are real noobs. I got a time of negative 12 seconds on Toad's Harbour and I wasn't even trying. They better step up their game

[@cardboardking577]

Bro just hop in a time machine with your Wii U and set the year to Singularity, then return. You're just not willing to go far enough to win

[@jamal369]

Negative 12 second???? That’s embarrassing. I was only playing with my pinky finger and got -300 million years and reverted time back to the dinosaurs

[@mywaterbrock_isgo]

Thank you for preserving these amazing and legitimate time trials for future generations to come

[@Quixium]

whenever i used to play this game as a competitive time trialer with a hacked name but no other hacks, i used to piss myself laughing at these times as they were so ridiculous

[@HappyCatX3]

I remember that there was a discord group in like 2018-2019 where everyone would just cap the TT lb's with 1 or zero millisecond times and wait until their shell accounts got banned I used to do the same thing lmao definitely brings back memories

[@HappyCatX3]

Also they don't really think they ban anyone for cheating TT's anymore

[@Rixuous]

How did it work? Does the hack just replay a normal race at intense speeds?

[@HappyCatX3]

​@@Rixuousiirc I believe it was some file that you would manually change in the game to mess with the lap times to get 1 or zero millisecond times

[@GoodFuude]

I was amazed from all of the hacked flags that you barely see normally

[@gameingman9708]

16:24 it’s the effect from the rings that you go through at the start of this race right before going in the wayer

[@Bald_bat_gaming]

I thought it was the trick animation

[@oscarguzman3017]

Each person's cheated time is like their very own little artistic expression, and that's kinda cool

[@AnonymOus-ss9jj]

Not as cool as seeing a world record run.

[@FerinitheBloodHusky]

i was expecting them all to be really boring

[@LennyQUMFIF]

I remember seeing these Time Trials on MK8 like 2 or 3 years ago, finally someone talks about it lmao. (If I remember, it was only like 3 ghosts that had 1 or 2 milliseconds, in Toad Harbor, one of then went inside the ground and finished so fast it was basically a softlock, also there was no 0 millisecond ghost from what I remember) It was like 13:28 btw.

[@Unknowiii]

There is nothing to be talked about. It's been a thing since online is a thing. Mario Kart Wii had the same plague.

[@AnonymOus-ss9jj]

@@Unknowiii Yeah, but I never learned (until the little I learned today) how they did it. I wanted to know if it was a super genius exploit of a glitch that managed to screw with the timer, or if it was a modded game. I watch the Mario Kart Wii runs for like 10-20 minutes hoping that I might get to see them do something amazing at just the right time.

[@silvesta5027]

How come no one ever talks about how they do it? The same thing happened on mkwii and for the life of me I can’t find any answers

[@nollkokossus7446]

The Luigi with the seizure warning was gaining coins constantly That was the weird effect

[@zekmaster644]

That toad harbor race had me wheezing 🤣

[@hexacontaenneagon]

16:10 He used a cheat to infinitely ramp trick. Since he did that, the graphic for the ramp tricking animation popped up, which is a semi transparent rainbow circle, but it kept popping up since he was infinitely tricking, and it looked like THAT. Note: it's also the graphic for the coin pick up animation, and the coins go from 0 to 99 the second he starts the cheat, so you might be right about it being an infinite COIN PICKING UP cheat.

[@starflymkw]

Since miiverse went offline, I never thought to check if you could get ghosts, apparently you can 😂.

[@greenavmshorts9335]

at 16:00 that ray of light is “The Mario Kart 8 Power-Up” When you get the 8 of the box that’s the animation you get before acquiring the 8 items.

[@kamilslup7743]

the crazy 8

[@apiancat]

I think that effect in the second to last race is trick spam

[@agentstarr5062]

I think the rainbow circles going on around that one ghost is the effect that appears when you do a trick off of a ramp

[@PanTF]

The cheaters that set their top speed to like a million are shooting themselves in the foot, they pick combos that have bad handling, crash into walls, and fall off the map so much that in actuality it takes them longer to complete a track than the staff ghost.

[@andreworders7305]

Ramboo does seem like a legitimately better driver than all the other cheaters

[@falk9417]

MK8DX has a hacked ghost on MKS 200cc (1:07.035) actually which has been up for months And it barely beats the actual WR by Army (1:07.271) Its actually possible to beat that hacked time due to recent patches done during the Booster Course Pass, and the WR being set pre-patch And occasionally we get hacked times that drive out of bounds because the player played a custom track but accidentally uploads his time afterwards, but they get deleted in days after being set.

[@JosefTBB]

What map and which player?

[@blissfulzane715]

10:41 What a blast from the past. I remember seeing this person & their USB-Clan in MK7 and Wii hack videos.

[@slitheredboyz]

7 thousand subs already! Wowzers, very proud of you Bean. This is very well deserved! 💖

[@beanzard64]

Thank you Slithered!!

[@Gala_KM]

so many of them play so badly that I honestly think they might be going faster without the cheats on (ignoring hacking the timer)

[@xomvoid_akaluchiru_987]

Bean is constantly tricking, I'm pretty sure that's what the ring is. I don't have mk8 on my wiiU, god forbid ever modding it.

[@player12024]

I play Mario Kart 8 for the Wii U. I don't have a Nintendo Switch. This is the first Mario Kart 8 (Wii U) video I have ever seen (besides my own). Seeing this made me happy! Thank you for making these videos!

[@beanzard64]

Thanks for watching! I'm glad you enjoyed

[@taterman27]

6:16 - He’s not cheating, he’s just playing F-Zero instead

[@curiouscreator8806]

when you open up Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U, only to realize you actually opened up F-Zero: oh no! anyway, *[proceeds to move faster than the speed of light]*

[@Jayhiggletonthe3rd]

15:28 I think it's the ring boost you get when you go through the rings on dolphin shoals

[@ccost]

no its not

[@LennyQUMFIF]

@@ccostthen what is it? Is it the thing that appears when you do a trick? Seems like it might be that

[@ccost]

its what happens when you collect a coin after obtaining 10, u can see it starts as soon as the coins fill up@@LennyQUMFIF

[@TheSupremeJalapeno]

HAHA yeah same thing with Mario Kart Wii, the world leaderboard would be filled with 0:00:04 or something absurd, and when you watch the time trials, they start racing, crash into a wall, and just stop there, and the timer just goes on until infinity lol

[@tdsjack51]

This video was so fun to watch keep up the good work!

[@beanzard64]

Thanks man!

[@kevinhalo27]

The infinite mini turbo glitch does look fun asl

[@CyrusBlack198]

Thank you for putting out really real and really reliable TT content 😊

[@FissionCube]

this makes me wanna see what neat things skilled players could do with cheats, since all these people are just kinda slapping cheats on there and bashing into walls and stuff since theyll just have the time set to whatever number at the end. could be fun for a really skilled player to mess around with some cheats and see what they could pull off

[@yoplait3256]

I think the speed thing is an emulator being sped up and them going in reverse may be how the server interprets them using an emulator reverse feature to rewind the game.

[@Justadude4407]

That light circle is the beginning of a trick

[@ufojoedude]

That Wario was playing 400 CC before it was even a thing.

[@slitheredboyz]

Remember this from mk8, time flies real quick. Anyway thanks for this awesome content!

[@Hewer86]

Yeah time flies feels like it's only been 0:00.001

[@memetech-]

I have heard of, and in fact played, Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U

[@Ronald-McDonald-SS-Dev]

15:23 He was loop-tricking very rare

[@tlozfreak888]

Wario's playing actual F-Zero in Mario Kart. What a hero.

[@Butteryoyo]

2:30 is absolutely hilarious. Props

[@battlefieldhunt_4032]

I personally have played MK8D for hundreds of hours and can hopefully confirm that the trails at 15:28 are the effects of either the golden mushroom or the normal one, it's either that or the speed boost platforms and ramps Edit: it is most likely the trick effect

[@PinkyNardo]

Shout outs to good buddy Vinny 3:27! Awesome video showing what people can do when the game is no longer moderated by Nintendo! Like people just don’t understand the concept of playing a game correctly. I bet Beanzard cheated a time just for fun 😊

[@beanzard64]

Thanks! And trust me, I haven’t cheated any times… not yet, anyway.

[@PinkyNardo]

@@beanzard64 Let’s get those minus numbers! You got this! :D

[@sausagefruit7690]

MK8 Cheaters don't know what a wheel is.

[@Dr-Random]

18:42 I can’t get over that 99 coins thing ever since the Mario circuit level 19:18

[@Maevings]

11:27 o ma gawd its me!! let me give you useless information about the run n stuff it looked legit because cheats on modern mk8 are so unstable that it would crash the game so often, leading me to have just the time trial cheat enabled. i also played terribly because i wanted to give into the vibe that cheaters can't play games for crap these runs are more recent than the others too (these runs are 11 months old, as the rest are years older) 16:57 hi again btw

[@beanzard64]

That’s interesting, looking at some of these times I wouldn’t have thought there was any risk to crashing the game by hacking. Thanks for commenting!

[@net.cmmode]

it's the dnb guy (pls don't attack me I left the community months ago)

[@KyleIan_Vids-NEW]

The rings around Luigi is the trick circle’s you get when you trick . Also wanted to point out the map on rainbow road was rainbow instead of blue

[@ItsCooper_official]

15:35 I think it's the jump trick thing

[@_delta_music_]

I agree with this, this was my first thought

[@My14thAccount]

I was the one named Quaashie, idk why this popped up, but I made those time trials many years ago, a ton of my time trials I would say are the most interesting

[@PrinceMonet]

That one with the rainbows was infinite tricks

[@Respectable_Username]

I still remember as a kid, thinking I was pretty good at Mario Kart Wii, checking out the online leaderboards, and being absolutely crushed by the fact that all the top times weren't even playing properly so there was no point even trying to race them!

[@ac31048]

I remember this happening on Wii. Happened after I just beat a World Record (Obsoleted by super shortcut, then hacks).

[@beanzard64]

That’s too bad ): What track did you have record on?

[@ac31048]

Bowser Castle 3 GBA@@beanzard64

[@ZizaGM]

Yooo it hit 1 million views congrats!

[@SonicGamerLP]

I looked at a record of someone a while ago (not sure if it was 8 or 8DX) it was a time of like 45 or 47 seconds for ALL 3 Laps of Mario kart stadium. Even in replay the lap counter was at 1/3 as the race ended for him

[@beanzard64]

It’ll be an interesting day when hacked times start taking over 8 Deluxe, the 1 lap cheat seems pretty popular

[@SonicGamerLP]

@@beanzard64 as long as Nintendo keeps their eyes over the game I doubt this day will come, but who knows…

[@HyperNightGalaxy]

Fun fact: I first played Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U AFTER the Nintendo Switch port came out, and it wasn’t until Christmas Eve that I finally played the Switch port.

[@In4mousX]

I like how you can tell that these people are awful at the game and require the hack to get to the top so they can feel good about themselves.

[@beanzard64]

At this point, it’s not like there’s any legitimate times anyways, so I can see why people hack for times just to goof around.

[@random_furry6114]

This weirdly reminds me of the original Modern Warfare 3 Survival game mode where you face waves of enemies that overtime gets harder. A guy made it to the trillionth wave in 3 seconds

[@Leaked_Footage_79]

17:57 360⁰ NO-SCOPE

[@badatgaming9905]

I feel like there's 3 types 1. not even pretending they aren't cheating 2. Embarrassingly bad/mediocre at best driving and only cheating the time 3. Trying to make it look like they just did some crazy tricks to break the timer or something stupid like that.

[@xozt]

2:14 I'm xxotiic 😂😂😂 I'm xxotiic on the Wii U MK8 Time trials

[@francesco_0cerbo_041]

The strats of that guy with 1 fraction of a second were fire ngl

[@CoolMicrowave]

this is what happens when your game has no shortcuts and is also not on the switch

[@KGreens_Art]

I really enjoyed this video. It’s all just kids playing with action replay. Which, quite frankly, is WAY more interesting than real scores with real ghosts. RIP to anyone who worked hard to get a real score on Mario kart 8 wiiu.

[@emilyofjane]

*insert Billy Mitchell meme here*

[@mikejr7727]

God MK Wii had some banger music, thx for puttin it in the background.

[@StormBurnX]

16:10 at first I thought this was the 'fired out of a cannon' VFX but I think it's just... jumping at the top of a ramp. whatever that's called.

[@beanzard64]

That’s called a trick, and it seems like you’re right. Some other people also thought so.

[@StormBurnX]

​@@beanzard64 I typed "trick jump" and then looked at the words and thought, no, that can't possibly be the name, it's too dumb and obvious TIL I am too dumb. unrelated thought: somehow I never played MK8 apparently? I went back through my game collection and skipped straight from 3DS (MK7) to Switch (MK8D). Is it worth grabbing a copy of MK8 for my WiiU, or is there nothing in it that is different/extra compared to Switch

[@beanzard64]

If you already have a Wii U, it could be fun, high-level gameplay looks surprisingly different from 8 Deluxe. That being said, 8 Deluxe also has everything 8 has, plus more.

[@sonic2isbetterthan3]

Really surprisingly that the game isn't even that dead! I can still find a match and they were popping off after servers finally got fixed! :)

[@beanzard64]

It’s nice to see games like this continue to live on despite the circumstances

[@quacky0710]

16:14 Its a spammed boost star ring non stop

[@reptiledisfunction9232]

these are really impressive view numbers for a channel of this size in this amount of time

[@reptiledisfunction9232]

predicting now as of sub one day after this video blows up: this video finna blow up and be the #1 vid on this channel. this caught the algorithm in a lit way congrats to the channel

[@beanzard64]

Thanks! Yeah, this video is already the quickest by far to get this many views, so I guess we’ll just see what happens (:

[@Solscalr]

I want to see someone race against the toad harbor one. Seems totally do able.

[@creeperbro7677]

I love how they take like a full minute and the games timer is like "nuh uh you got 0.00.001"

[@Kakkemans]

18:33 this is the trick animation