Mario Kart Wii but the CPUs Are Impossible

[@TWD98]

Should we play more? And if so, what vehicles?

[@user-ww7pn7qq7x]

Honeycoupe :)

[@StocktonTransport]

You should try winning a gp with a kart and this mod

[@KingLuke]

Cheap cheap

[@ReeceyW]

Falcon (inside drift maybe)

[@Nintentoad125]

Jesetter or Bit Bike 😈

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

The Flame Runner being faster was probably a dev tool that he forgot to remove...

[@amazinc754]

Ooof lmao. Def Possible

[@ElusiveEllie]

The weird thing is that they made it the Flame Runner... Isn't that the most popular vehicle? So everyone would find it?

[@OmicronGaming]

Troy is still searching for a mariokart wii setting that actually challenges him

[@kuzma1113]

omicron bruh ik you for mc G. Big fan didnt expect to see you on one of troys vids

[@space2960]

mogi lounge

[@matthewhyman2208]

99,999 cc?

[@xdhaqwen]

Oh wow didn’t expect you here, at least you have good taste in video games

[@theclutter3815]

Why are you here lmao

[@user-fi2zh4qb7z]

1:14 "It feels as if its moving really fast" he says as he spams a golden mushroom

[@whorurlly]

To be fair, he was talking about whether a speed mod was added to the player, but it's funny nevertheless.

[@52flyingbicycles]

That’s what I thought, but as the video progressed, I figured he knows the golden mushroom and non-mushroom speeds like the backs of his hands

[@fco64]

OOF

[@cxlebcqt7455]

Lul

[@user-br2gi8kh5s]

Hmmmm

[@ACasualTrevor]

This is how the CPUs were when I started out the game. Weeeird.

[@Studiepi]

Lmao so true

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

Or just 150cc in general

[@sbprakamranonymity4780]

Well practice does make perfect, there's da thing.

[@xotlxoltyna]

Indeed

[@MarioCorey]

I don’t even remember when I 1st played Mario kart Wii lol

[@gavinwinkler1147]

Troy: "these CPUs aren't that hard" Also Troy: *is on a modded flame runner*

[@astralmaster]

the flame runner isn’t modded. he’s on a speed mod (but i doubt he put it on purposefully)

[@gavinwinkler1147]

@@astralmaster he said in the video that the only vehicle that was modded was the flame runner, so it's very possible he had a random mod on the flame runner without realizing it before the video

[@astralmaster]

@@gavinwinkler1147 oh ok

[@GogiRegion]

@@astralmaster The Flame Runner was modded with bonus speed and off- road. When he switched to Spear it was normal. Someone commented that it was probably a dev testing mod that they forgot to remove.

[@Kyle_McCloud]

@@gavinwinkler1147 Troy didn’t mod it tho dude... the dev most likely accidentally left it on the vehicle for testing purposes

[@mkw_h9466]

These are literally CPUs in Mario Kart 64

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

Or ds

[@sbprakamranonymity4780]

In Mushroom Cup? Not so much! Shell Cup's case, however? Now THERE, the CPUs DID get N64-fied indeed.

[@jv64productions71]

If you play on an n64 emulator it's not even a nightmare anymore. It's just agony and torture

[@rmzing]

I was about to say that. The Dry Bones being way ahead really reminds me of Mirror Mode from MK64.

[@HaydnG266]

@sosig prometheus I recall this issue on MK64 on Royal Raceway, occasionally a CPU would drive up to the piranha plants and just skip a lap. Does anyone recall this?

[@slovakiaball706]

Troy: I'm a professional Mario Kart player 5 Seconds Later: Gets Bullet Billed

[@thunderboltpoplays7758]

Getting bullet billed has nothing to do with skill

[@ekkehard8]

@@thunderboltpoplays7758 That's the joke 😂

[@cxlebcqt7455]

Lol

[@melaniewersonst4626]

He got bullied billed

[@Nintentoad125]

Possiblely the only time a Funky Kong flame runner will be beaten by a Toad quacker

[@Uilliam56]

@@kogmawmain8872 which vid are you referring to?

[@End0scrypt]

@@Uilliam56 they’re referring to the WR strat

[@dannyhunter2868]

16:51 "He was no match for Funky Kong's Spear" 😉

[@SyyKL]

"twd action" lol

[@cannicole]

:I

[@12packersfan]

I guess there should be another cpu level above this one called “Troy”

[@arivedal]

The cpus are just on 99999 cc

[@zenthichutt7071]

Andrew Rivedal 99999cc tas

[@doracsegei511]

You mean a mode where the CPUs are as smart as Troy?

[@davidthecommenter]

joel's dad cpus

[@ccee3860]

13:51 I’m actually making spear mains proud.. SWORD of..

[@aeronus770]

Someone PLEASE make a mod like this exept instead of the cpus being faster, they know how to use items optimally.

[@gavinwinkler1147]

Or one where the CPUs aren't dumb as shit and run into everything lol

[@dankdungeon5104]

Just make them full on A. I. at that point and make them talk to you too

[@gavinwinkler1147]

@@dankdungeon5104 idk man, I just want decent A.I., like yeah, they're fast, but they hit literally every thing, item, wall, or anything else in the track, which makes them a lot easier to beat, even when they're that fast

[@esh9x153]

@@dankdungeon5104 AI Tango here started on a MK WII ai project. At this point, it has learned how to bag

[@balenciaqua]

Found these videos on accident and they’re mad entertaining. The fact that you still find enjoyment in Mario kart after 12 years is amazing. I’m glad I stumbled across your channel and I’m looking forward to more videos and mods. New sub sir

[@jarl5817]

GV2 ending was one of the most hype moments I've ever seen on this channel 14:10

[@TheEyedPacman]

It seems like the CPUs were struggling with the speedmod, they fell off at places where they usually wouldn't, e.g. Toad's factory the first ramp.

[@drewlally2324]

Dry Bowser on Mushroom Gorge couldn’t get by the set of 3 mushrooms forever

[@muchcreepz]

What would be a pretty good mod for gp/vs mode is having it so everyone is on either Mach or flame runner, and the cpus play like online players. They would save shrooms for shortcuts, save shocks for certain parts of the track, maybe even bag for items on Mario raceway. Would make gp/vs mode much more interesting to play

[@4rcticwulf]

6:23 baby peach is right behind me so shes a threat. *ME* dude you lapped her.

[@paperysmm1759]

Alternate Title: Mario Kart Wii Mario Kart 64 Edition.

[@elijahadkins6195]

That GV2 win was incredible! That near-death shortcut and the low trick at the end had me literally gasping.

[@alasdairsinclair916]

1:17 You know that credits scene in undertale? Where Papyrus is in a car, and gets overtaken by sans in a tricycle? Well, Funky Jong is using a crown mushroom boost here, and Diddy Kong is just casually matching him.

[@LeBronJames-uz6mt]

18:05 when you realized you’ve been fooled

[@3Dee_King]

This is literally what I feel like when I am trying to get a 3 star rank

[@rmzing]

There was one BAM! Shock Dodge at 16:15. Shock Dodge wetstreak: 1 ... ... I think the Flame Runner is secretly the Gold Runner in this pack. Nothing else too it, just standard Gold Runner fare.

[@angusweir1708]

Idk about that. The Flame Runner seemed to accelerate at its normal rate.

[@LuigiLuigi728]

I'm guessing were you accidentally using the Platinum Runner in Mushroom Cup? That would explain the incredible off road and apparent speed bonus...

[@samdichristina6612]

Did anyone notice dry bowser kept falling off and barely completed one lap on mushroom gorge???

[@abbabojangles2996]

You are so good at mariokart its inspiring

[@salmorejo_]

14:01 you REALLY peed when you heard that *bonk*

[@Thomas-hx3pr]

On Mushroom Gorge that Dry Bowser was riding the struggle bus. You thought you almost lapped him, but really you almost double lapped him. The baby peach behind you at the finish was in 11th.

[@1whoDoesSimply]

11:01 I just started laughing maniacally because this drybones on a quacker literally effortlessly outpaced a g r e e n

[@masterfreeze1054]

Despite how terribly Troy suffers with each mod he stays happy and focused. That's why I enjoy his content so much.

[@cannicole]

Thats so true, I always wonder how he does it lol. I'd be screaming at toad by now.

[@birdieboy02]

7:35 "toad's a trooper" koopa: ...

[@marcelnfg7008]

6:15 fun fact you nearly lapped him twice

[@farazmirza6048]

I saw that cut on Luigi Circuit, also the mini turbo got you to full speed instantly. I think the vehicle has extra accel, drift, speed, and offroad for sure, maybe everything else as well.

[@sarveshsrinivasan4298]

I feel like Troy has got to give it a go with the Spear, would be pretty cool for him to still be slower on straightaways with a vehicle thats literally known for being really fast on straightaways

[@Neo_DvD]

He used the spear later on the video

[@DanielCoronel99]

If it's not impossible cpus then try racing impossible cpus on SNES Donut Plains 1.

[@laptopcase]

Plot Twist: The CPUs are paid actors. That’s why they were beatable.

[@sbprakamranonymity4780]

In the next extra-hard CPU video, I want you to use the Quacker, either by Toadette or Baby Daisy.

[@ladyhackerdecaribbeancinem5288]

The AI-params in Red Loop, Green Loop, Blue Loop and Yellow Loop from Pencil Cup in CTGP-R are exactly how impossible CPUs need to behave like! (Maybe a minor difference could be keep a consistent rival order between races in a single GP, but maybe that's just a nitpick of me).

[@BoltTheLion]

I bet Mankalor would’ve enjoyed that Toad’s Factory race.

[@billmill9800]

13:51 “I’m making spear mains proud right now... sort of” Nice one

[@NateTheOhioan]

Troy: asks what vehicle he should use Me: *Quacking noises*

[@Dergy]

I love how the mini map icons are bigger

[@sbprakamranonymity4780]

This is personally one of my most favorite Troy videos of 2020, I love it :D

[@jackfisher249]

Future combo: dry bones on the Magikruser

[@brunomcleod]

2:47 Troy: “Let’s go. Moo moo meadows.” Funky Kong: “No”

[@KaNelKi]

6:40 Dry Bowser’s time lmaooo

[@Cerulean-Calavera]

I can't keep up with all these new uploads from my favorite KZbinrs!

[@Jedimaster076]

Troy: 7 for 7 rn Mario Raceway, Ima bout to end this man's whole career

[@hashiramasenju8785]

That Mario Circuit race is how lightning mcqueen felt in cars 3

[@Harbinger817]

I use the Spear with King Boo. I clearly love things that make people sad.

[@doublenikkel]

Next episode: Luigi, Classic Dragster

[@yellowwall3.016]

Troy it's impossible for other people but no you cause your a god at Mario kart

[@DHVF28]

Use Diddy Kong super blooper next episode

[@director982]

Diddy Kong, Super Blooper! Do that next!

[@oraclerat]

me: 2020 is going to be my year 2020: dry bowser on mushroom gorge

[@juanmiguel7709]

The perfect impossible CPU mod would be one where the CPU never miss snipes, can do all sorts of shortcuts if they can (I mean if they have mushrooms or offroad items), and can even dodge blueshells if they have mooshrooms...

[@poochycosme]

For the next episode I’d love to see Yoshi dolphin dasher because it would be interesting : less speed but of the off-road is great ! (61+ the off-road bonus that the mod seems to give you) And if it’s still too easy maybe you could go with a outside drifting vehicle. Edit : I was not at the end of the video yet so I didn’t know every vehicle didn’t have the off-road bonus

[@thespearmeister2251]

It looks like your bike was modded to always have the offroad glitch or something, and a slight speed mod was put in to compensate for the speed disadvantage.

[@matzahball1881]

Alternate Title: Mario Kart Wii but you are the CPU

[@JunoSongs]

AKA putting Mario Kart Tour in Mario Kart Wii

[@atlantahuskey2766]

Imagine this modern but without any offroad speed reduction, that's what I imagine using the magicruser would be like. You have to try that troy.

[@Taupe-]

16:14 Troy : BAM Me : Shock dodge !

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

Do the other cups with either Waluigi on Jetsetter or Baby Peach on Jet Bubble (your choice)

[@g.williams2047]

This is just playing the quacker online.

[@bsmoove57453]

14:13 I thought the CPU wasn’t going to hit that ramp. Troy always finds a way to win though.

[@AcerDyan]

We need “Mario kart in real life but the CPUs kill you”

[@LucasFilmtDoor]

13:51 "I'm making spear mains proud... Sword of." Hah, got'm

[@Nickoldencraft]

Troy : I want it to get harder CPUs : Get Faster Troy : This is not fair

[@nyckid1112]

Hey Troy, You are the youtuber that inspires me to play Mkwii and actually ive played before i even discovered this channel and subbed. Im actually getting a new copy because my old one got scratched due to my younger brother.

[@Drflash55Official]

5:05 Dry Bowser? You doing alright?

[@sw3productions610]

5:09 and 5:57 rip dry bowser

[@ethanreilly5202]

Title: *Impossible CPU's* Troy: *flexing by winning 7/8 races*

[@Jackson-cq8zb]

CPUs when other people play: ez CPUs when I play:

[@phlutogd3512]

Troy: WOW its to fast Me: Says the guy that plays 99999cc

[@maltealbr614]

I think the offroad drift would be a nice variation to normal 150cc races

[@StocktonTransport]

I tell you what, I'd hate to be you after seeing this

[@WinningStek]

Love the vids man! Was wondering when the next tournament is coming?

[@weebsquit347]

This mod for Mario Kart 64 is a complete overhaul.

[@EuphorriaDubstep]

"iMPossible" just another easy 180cc race for Troy

[@animiyashi7137]

I was expecting all cpus to have tas level skill, but still love this mod

[@cullenhutchison6528]

I want to see this on a vehicle that is not SSS tier like the Mach Spearkruiser that you were apparently using. Maybe the normal Flame Runner to start?

[@farazmirza6048]

Can't wait to see a mod where all the CPUs use S tier vehicles and drive like Luke

[@lucaantonelli452]

I normally use this mod when racing cpus but I modified cpu parameters (I am not able to mod almost at all but this is pretty simple to do) increasing them in order to make races more challenging. Don't want to be cocky or anything like that but I just think parameters are set a little too low for the races to be as challenging as they were supposed to be. Despite of this, I think this is a really good mod and idea and for me it was enough to increase parameters a little bit to get the challenge from cpus I was looking for but keeping playing with best combos and not forcing me into weird or bad ones.

[@boogiebear3095]

6:16 Funky’s yell just echos 😂

[@kramerthegamer5128]

Troy says this isnt impossible Mario Raceway: wait till you see my little friend

[@lilbird57]

Troy, you should use Baby Daisy and the Jet Bubble.

[@lolzorgfykys]

mariokart wii but the cpu's are impossible aka troy talking about the slight speed advantage on his vehicle and beating the cpu's with no issue

[@archer_tpa]

6:38 Skelobowser was still at 1st lap XD

[@jaydenjamieson3585]

"Beach Ducks" uh no Troy they are CaTaQuAcKs!!

[@E.J.W]

This is basically playing on custom tracks where only the CPU is speed modded.

[@NinetyLegos]

The CPU's are less impossible then they are like real players online

[@wurtknurte7283]

Mario Kart Tour when you don't pay for anything:

[@glynrh8892]

I’d love to see my classic go to, Yoshi Wild Wing

[@joescicchitano3120]

4:44 ok my friend, i wanna see Peach on the Mach Bike or the dolphin dasher i haven't seen you use the dolphin dasher yet

[@darthnerd4432]

This was basically the difficulty of the CPUs when I started playing this game in 2011.

[@Sean-qg3gg]

Dry Bowser + Off-roader

[@milohughes8408]

Daisy on the Mach bike or Dry Bowser on the Offroader

[@casablancahunter1606]

This is basically like playing 150cc in Mario Kart DS because the CPUs are so hard to beat.

[@solsions7190]

This was so fun to watch. Ya pls do more of these bro