Mario Kart Wii SLANDER

[@KYoshikage123]

Virgin "I use nunchuk because I don't have GC controller" VS Chad "I use tilt controls manual mode because I like a challenge"

[@casualwiifan]

Nah, if they want a challenge, use tilt controls AUTOMATIC

[@toamatau8785]

Tilt manual is the only way I know how to play lmao

[@emoji3266]

Welp I’m a chad

[@mkgeostar]

im a gcn player lol

[@xArcxia_07]

@@casualwiifan I've played that way my whole life. Cleared my license recently and re-won everything within 2 weeks. Using tilt controls and automatic. Yes, including Mii outfit B. :)

[@cheechunlimited]

New guy taking the slander trend and using it for more obscure genres, me likey

[@stevengc125]

Bruh this game sold 37 million copies it's not obscure

[@cheechunlimited]

@@stevengc125 You just wouldn't expect it to stay in the mainstream, the Mario kart wii community is relatively small

[@narzangrover10]

@@cheechunlimited LMAO NO ITS NOT

[@cheechunlimited]

@@narzangrover10 it is compared to big speedrunning games like Super Mario 64, Ocarina Of Time, and so on. I'm just saying that speedrunning in general isn't very mainstream, you don't hear super big youtubers talking about it much at all. It's just weird seeing people make slander memes about stuff that's personal to my childhood

[@narzangrover10]

@@cheechunlimited fair point, i guess i was just thinking in the grand scheme of mario kart.

[@Vikavolt-enthusiast]

The hearing loss with daisy one was so true 💀

[@henrybierman8431]

Worst character in Mario history. Change my mind

[@thesetwofloofs5397]

@Henry Bierman you need to cope with your lack of bitches better

[@ermite8-bit]

@@henrybierman8431 I just think she's neat.

[@WiiMote070]

@henrybierman8431 I won't but I'll disagree instead

[@ChazTheFloofer]

As a Daisy main I can agree

[@Starshed0]

me using Daisy because I like her and then later learning she's a fast character and is commonly used in lobbies: 😅

[@byjunnie]

same 😭 daisy + mach was always my go to before i even knew that 😭

[@henrybierman8431]

You like daisy? How? She is so annoying. She screams every two seconds and she such a prideful idiot. She has no personality other than loud and annoying. You may say waluigi just says wah, but it least that's more personality than just scwealing and saying "you know I'll win"

[@omnitone]

glitchers doing thousands of attempts only for the no glitch wr to be faster by 0.007 seconds:

[@3hunts236]

go back to clon comments

[@omnitone]

@@3hunts236 who are you?

[@anonymous7024]

The Troy Nmeade slander was cold

[@mitchellbrown4454]

yeah

[@JosiahRobert14]

CT creators hiding quags on their tracks to impress Mayro:

[@ayden_136]

Bold of you to assume spear mains get laid.

[@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94]

We have a higher chance than Lumberloon mains, soooooo

[@ayden_136]

@@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94 0 times “higher chance” still equals 0

[@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94]

@@ayden_136 The logic of "higher chance" doesn't use multiplication, as "higher chance" simply means to have one's chance be a higher value than the value of the other person's chances, so we would use addition. So therefore, Lumberloon Player's Chances of Getting Laid + Higher Chance = More than 0.

[@THEGINYUFORCESJEICE]

spear mains are in fact the only mkw players that get laid

[@mikelm2429]

@@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94 weaponized autism overkill vs no logic npc

[@cristiangomezmontt6248]

1:04 Weakest Wii Wheeler main

[@GamersHolyArmy]

MrBean using every single ounce of his MKW power to create Six King Labyrinth

[@WarmongerMa1n]

When you finally unlock Rosa and get to hear Luma’s adorable squeal in game:

[@Recarsonated]

The custom track shortcut one though 💀

[@kyogrecrown5869]

I was a king boo with offroader in automatic mode with a wheel. It's how I got perfects golds in all grand prixs (except maybe some of the later mirror modes. I know I have all golds but not sure if I did flawless for later mirror mides, as it's been a long while) Good memories

[@mauriciocammalleri3001]

Same I also play as King Boo on the Offroader with the Wii Wheel. Good times 👍

[@VeenThePanther]

i thought my hatred for Melting Magma Melee was a pure skill issue on my end tbh

[@dumiahbro]

nah the track just sucks

[@fenix6969]

Loved it. Another one just about the tracks would be really cool

[@readingsolo]

Basic: “I use GameCube controller.” Professional: “I use nunchuck” True Gamer: “I use wii wheel”

[@gittattle]

My fellow kart mains, we have been recognized 🗿🤝🗿. And to all my fellas using motion controls, I wish you a lovely day

[@tuningequalyes]

I love the fact that Troy is included in this slander

[@Rhapsody-.]

Players complaining about hearing loss with Daisy when 90% of them main Funky Kong OLALALALALALAAEE!!

[@chileshems88]

MK Wii purists explaining how a good chunk of the items removing your own is good balance.

[@AustinWithAHead]

0:45 the games already in like 512ths

[@Taking.down.the.sweats]

People:I main funky He’s awesome Me who hasn’t even unlocked him:

[@markymark443]

Luckily, contrary to popular belief, 99% of the stats are actually based on the vehicle and the Flame Runner is available from the get-go 😅

[@andrescube64]

This is gold

[@iGrom]

👆

[@Exma_Art]

0:18 I identify

[@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94]

1:19 Nah bro, just have your thumb on the D-Pad and your index finger on the analog stick. Not that hard.

[@icicletheweavile3056]

how do you softdrift tho

[@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94]

@@icicletheweavile3056 To soft drift, hold the analog stick diagonally up. So to soft drift to the right, move the analog stick up-right, and to soft drift to the left, move the analog stick up-left.

[@sawmill035]

I have tried ... It is that hard after years and years and years getting used to the normal MK controls. Using your middle/ring finger to hold items feels wrong and makes it hard to hold the controller. Don't get me started on how often my index finger slips off the analog stick. I use nunchuck, which is really nice in some aspects, but horrible in others. Looking behind you sucks, especially when holding an item. The nunchuck is too small in general, and motion controls make some things rather difficult, like chain wheelies and wheelieing in general, especially on bouncy courses. However, it keeps the same layout as more traditional MK games, and the motion controls give you more breathing room on pow dodges and tricks

[@markymark443]

yea...using index finger instead of thumb for analog stick...I definitely can't see anything possibly going wrong with that 🙃

[@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94]

@@markymark443 It's odd feeling, but you only need to do it when the D-Pad is necessary, so you won't get cramps or anything like that.

[@Joswano]

I remember when Mario Kart was a casual game

[@Ademhadji653]

People who main funky kong because he is Broken: 🤓🤓 People who main him just because he looks cool: 🗿🗿🗿

[@Dylicioussssssssss]

Lightweight mains when there was nothing about Toad:

[@Dylicioussssssssss]

I am a lightweight main and will defend Toad with my life.

[@triple7marc]

Melting Magma Melee is amazing lol

[@bloomerangplays6669]

Coconut Mall theme: "am I a joke to you?"

[@greninjamariokartpokemonfan]

Jetsetter and Spear mains when they realize most of their stats are terrible: ☠️

[@tres4945]

Jet Bubble wr holders: 2:18

[@Iqaluitio]

Give the Jet bubble respect, as it is the only Inside Drifting bike that has never had a wr

[@clowntown5768]

I use birdo and the super blooper. Offline of course!

[@nept2ned]

2:07 fun fact: ASDF got removed in the latest update.

[@Wahmageddon]

I have no idea why Nintendo decided to give Daisy's bike suit model cake.

[@coraffe]

I know right lol

[@WEENIEHUTTBOSS]

Didn’t have to do asdf course like that 😔

[@chajas5529]

Honestly, I can totally relate to 0:15 0:24One of the disadvantages of being a lightweight character 1:04This is like so relatable. The one that I would always use is the Mini Beast (as Dry Bones)

[@modern5752]

As a magikruiser main i love this

[@Tornado2409]

I approve of this. The Magikruiser is a MONSTER.

[@GlitchanBlack]

Funky Kong mains getting +4 speed but shortly realizing that Dry Bowser is better despite worse off-road and mini-turbo: **computer slamming**

[@captainuliss4013]

Man I died with the offroad. So funny !

[@SMCwasTaken]

Make Mario and Luigi series slander, and make the guy rage when they play the US version of Partners in Time

[@isgamer-8732]

As a Magicruiser main I approve

[@BigNoseEntmt]

1:49 I have the opposite problem lol

[@nothingbutpower]

My name is chad, I use a Wii remote with tilt, I main the baby booster and beat everyone's time trials in 6.9 secs

[@danster64]

1:12 yo this one is mad specific lmfao based

[@doctormodder]

I main karts and I NEVER EVER pick bikes. All of them defeat the entire purpose of calling the game "Mario *KART*" if I play as Funky Kong, I pick either Flame Flyer or Honey Coupe. My favorite characters are Dry Bones, Daisy, Luigi, Wario, and Funky Kong. None of them have ever touched a bike when I take control of them.

[@cheechunlimited]

1:43 HI IM DAISY also I never got the nunchuck hate

[@sawmill035]

Because sweaty gamers can't begin to even think about using motion controls without sweating even more profusely. I stand by the nunchuck; while it is far from ideal, I still think it offers the best and most intuitive controls. Why couldn't Nintendo just have mapped tricks to the right bumper like in all future games?

[@cheechunlimited]

@@sawmill035 who knows But I think the motion controls gave it some personality

[@55miniben]

you forgot "Sweats on there way to vote mushroom peaks every silgle time"

[@ItsAnGoose]

The GCN finger tying is dang truuuue 😭

[@jbballin7901]

This was goated. Next time you should add a meme about N64 Mario Raceway bc of its comebacks

[@potato44_]

There was no mention of Peaks

[@NeoMagicStar]

Mario Kart Wii was the first video game I ever played. It looks like I wasn't paying attention much, because when I first started playing I always got last place. I'm a Dry Bowser main.

[@anthonyt2ndchannel450]

Dry bowser is the best looking character, he is also my main

[@angelomkwii2547]

Surprisingly he's one of the more common characters online besides Funky and Daisy, but I agree. Ever since I unlocked him as a kid, he's been the only character I've used consistently.

[@JL-ez5zs]

I use daisy not for the stats but because daisy is my favorite fictional character.. W? 😈

[@bolshevikY2K]

I love luck tracks they produce the stupidest most hilarious races

[@SpiritX_]

mr bean not removing peaks cuz its his own track

[@alexanderdavis519]

1:20 is so true especially on DK Summit

[@Fredfellow]

I love the one with Offroader because it's all true.

[@c4rbin]

2:17 truest one

[@ToadSquad3]

the magicruiser one was on point lol

[@JaysoMK]

Thanks for that kart main 'slander' even tho I'm a shittt karter

[@mr.derpyface558]

1:04 Yes I play the Classic Dragster and Flame Flyer.

[@BrokenKeyboard14]

Perfect opportunity to use Coconut Mall instead of Industry Baby

[@henrybierman8431]

Automatic mains when somebody in manual beats them for the 40th time: shows Patrick Bateman after seeing Paul Allen's card

[@bruh60297]

this is a certified hood classic

[@samboi123]

1:49 and that’s why I have different height versions of my Mii on the Wii

[@dummy3467]

Me not knowing any of this because I don’t know how to mod MKWii

[@angus80w]

0:25 OMGGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@midnightgamer2088]

Me who mains Toadette because she has great stats while also being hella adorable:

[@ToaderTheToad]

I don't know if Toad really has good stats but if so I main him for the same reasons If not I main Toad because he's my favorite

[@kitkatboard]

I used to main Toadette Magikruiser as a kid just because I thought it was cute, not knowing I had the ultimate Sherbet Land and Shy Guy Beach combo

[@markymark443]

@@kitkatboard even Delfino Square and Waluigi Stadium you can easily do the offroad shortcuts shroomless

[@Espen5145]

Melting Magma Melee is absolute bullshit but that’s what makes it so much fun to me

[@Mewdo45]

0:40 literally every competitve mkwii server room

[@SuperMarioT]

Absolutely true on every front

[@felixtheflareon]

0:36 is true I keep playing as Koopa Troopa so

[@oblongLogin]

Melting magma melee is funny because no one likes racing on it

[@smt3]

Yeah I'm a Kart main how could you tell?

[@thefancydoge8668]

Wii wheel users are also chads

[@DoppelTaken]

I have a classic controller that's like a GameCube controller, but i don't really use it because the d-pad to do wheelies isn't something i want

[@nnekaosibeluwo7178]

I’m a Luigi and Dolphin Dasher main… too bad it’s a late game unlockable vehicle

[@arandomguy3630]

Underated video

[@OnionsAlderton]

That Magikruiser vs. Offroader one is really accurate. I don't know why you would name the vehicle after a stat and make it awful at that particular thing.

[@BumblelinoV1.0]

OMG that funky kong one really hit home for me. Literally the main reason why like 95% of ppl who played MKW because funky kong was their main. Just wanna say this: you guys aren't special, I give more respect to daisy mains then some bot that screeches funky kong...

[@serily4524]

Daisy mains are no different

[@BumblelinoV1.0]

@@serily4524 L take

[@lighbuldchannel8131]

I had my wii wheni was a child And since i sucked at it my dad had the main wii remote while i was the one controling the nunchuck

[@serily4524]

Always c

[@sitbar1]

This is so good!!

[@Yeettto]

Nostalgia 1 Mii main 💀

[@boop53]

great video! I main Yoshi + Dolphin Dasher

[@mattmarrillia4907]

Melting magma melee

[@SKCro.]

0:39: IKR!? Funky Kong is overrated and overused in my opinion.

[@cyandeoidre2375]

Yep, I love using my basic ass standard Kart, Cause I hate Complex and Dirty I like to keep things Simple and Clean

[@therodriifd]

The best video i've ever seen

[@forjqoijasd]

Funky Monkeys everywhere

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

I'd say the luma is more effective at destroying ears than Daisy. What the hell were they thinking?

[@BillyBillyandMandyReal]

Waluigi + Flame Runner mains

[@BlueWolfZero]

Six King Labyrinth removal when?

[@ormash7909]

amazing

[@The_Holy_Wooomy]

Mushroom Hill fans:

[@mariopokemon955]

Toad's Factory Enjoyers

[@eelamite]

Troy lmaoooo i hope he sees this LOL

[@falcoaus]

valid

[@a_shrxydud]

i main luigi super blooper

[@thatcactus.]

As a person who is not part of the mk wii community, I have no idea what mist of this means but ok.

[@cjota6254]

El mejor mario kart