Mark dies from Sane's injury record

[@CNS1908]

Sane did his ACL at City and that determined his injury career

[@swissadonis815]

Sane at City was on a other level.

[@anonymous-rb3jn]

​@@swissadonis815Is there a reason why he stopped playing on the left after leaving them?

[@morgan3714]

@@swissadonis815 sane almost made me like watching city

[@Smartacus420]

Ask anyone who's had an acl injury, it's basically impossible to ever get it back to full strength

[@CNS1908]

@@Smartacus420 I did mine and I was never the same, no matter what I tried.

[@Bruno-jn2mx]

I believe Kaká had that same problem. Very hard to overcome.

[@raymondpickvance8675]

We are becoming a care home club for geriatric footballers what happened to the club I watch were we used to get all the top players now all we get are has been players looking for a quick buck tuchel gone to England slaphead fraud will be here for the season and you puppets that didn't want him you can look forward to relegation with slaphead and if by some miracle we stay up you can look forward to Southgate coming hahahahaha hahahahaha

[@kkit8629]

​@@raymondpickvance8675if a club consistently stays below top 4 in league, then all better lot players won't come to the club as this ain't 90's anymore, almost all clubs Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea have money to spend.

[@fantasticwizard3920]

Kaka got injured only at madrid. He was world class even when he was injured

[@Mubabaz254]

Hehehehehehehehe

[@mesiroy1234]

Aresenel curse For real

[@banjo77220]

Imagine sane with a man city Tattoo on his back play for united this would be the ineos way

[@G.Singh7]

Aubameyang had an Arsenal tattoo and played for Chelsea

[@prince-junior031]

There's No City Badge On That Tattoo Though.. It's Just Him

[@nimish_l5727]

There has to be "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" Mark Goldbridge edition 🤣🤣

[@AP-di6gu]

Mark is comedy gold.

[@prometheustv6558]

Bridge

[@tiagoh.4120]

The problem is not just the time he is injured. It's also that when he recovers, he will then take another week or two, if not longer, to get match fit.

[@alexandernikula2133]

Pretty normal with players who are explosive in their playingstyle. A player like Ödegaard for example who isn’t explosive will have it easier to come back to his top level. Like we saw recently

[@ahmedunited9]

Pubic bone injury is very common and usually felt with groin muscle its at the front right below abdomen

[@mesiroy1234]

How? Bad jumping? Or just turning

[@mike04574]

Difference between that and an inguinal hernia?

[@matthewvaughan8192]

@@mike04574 Herniation is just a more specific form of an injury, generally when a part of the body bulges over/through another. If you get a hernia it could well become inflamed, but not all inflammation is a hernia, if that answers your question okay

[@connorsconey]

If he’s an injury prone player then he’ll be perfect for Man Utd’s team as this is seemingly one of the things they look for 😅

[@afthaabkhan1790]

Sane been getting the Diddy special

[@BC-yl3qb]

meaning?

[@vipergaming7078]

​@@BC-yl3qbmeaning he oiled up

[@gwkiv1458]

🥱

[@user-mi8gf5ez5g]

it's amazing how many jokes he can fill in under 2 minutes 😂

[@vitanus]

As a Bayern fan, let me explain to you the Sane cycle: Season starts, he plays brilliant and gets you 15 scorers in 15 games. Towards the end of the first half of the season he loses form and/or gets injured. After recovery he plays a very mediocre second half of the season, not terrible, but at best! 5 scorerpoints in 20 games. He then gets injured again for the rest of the season, sometimes he plays through it though if possible, he is a fighter afterall! That´s basically the Sane-cycle, with some variations due to naughtier injuries every now and then. Oh and I should also mention that sometimes he has stints that last 10-15 games, where he wouldn´t score an open goal even if his life depends on it...

[@wilseph1]

There's a lot there...and it's not massive. Goldbridge just sets it up all the time.

[@pjotrr6981]

No way you just randomly sang a bit of pure shores while I JUST listened to it

[@timmy5876]

i love how Mark when he’s trying to be funny is very average when it comes to comedy but it’s the ones he doesn’t mean that are gold

[@TheofficialGodofwar]

Sane if he was at united he would be only winger that can create and score

[@As-iy2ki]

Dream on. He ain't going there. He is a blue!

[@TheofficialGodofwar]

@@As-iy2ki I ain’t a united fan Just an observation boy

[@As-iy2ki]

@@TheofficialGodofwar Boy, I never said you were a United fan. I said that scenario was impossible because Sane would never go to United smh. He is a blue at heart.

[@TheofficialGodofwar]

@@As-iy2ki I know boy That’s why I said it was an observation if it were ever to happen despite it being unlikely

[@As-iy2ki]

@@TheofficialGodofwar Ok? So why are u so passive-aggressive? It was only a comment smh. Is your ego really that fragile?

[@oeckstei]

For his wages it’s a risk unless a loan deal with a fraction of his wages and he’s a super sub.

[@thatguy_dirt_in_your_eye]

Pubicbridge

[@alsunpilsut]

This is some Zinchenko and Tomiyasu level shit.

[@kelvinloh2750]

Doctorbridge

[@zennfnt]

That’s pretty insané

[@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696]

Part time Professional

[@bijaybhujel65]

sane is not a team player u cant have in united team this team is already disjointed😢

[@raymondpickvance8675]

another mason mount 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@truealpha7258]

We need to buy mudryk from Chelsea for 60 m

[@smartfck4]

​@@truealpha7258 maybe for 10

[@balegda]

Isnt he top of bayerns assists after muller last season?

[@Theo-ul8qm]

'It' is not a muscle, Mark

[@astrojeet]

What has he been doing to get so many pubic bone injuries?

[@mumsspaghetti6649]

Sane Been taking it from behind

[@vukcevu5854]

Why would Sane go to Man Utd? He's much higher level

[@Crownyeo]

What’s the website called ?

[@FerreusNRG]

transfermarkt

[@j.s3300]

All Saints 😊

[@n0body550]

What is it with Man u fans happy to take ex city players? Isn’t that blasphemous?

[@nahyanyousuf7815]

Why’d he leave Bayern fir united😂😂😂😂 and he was city player

[@Zeemish]

Isn´t that just called a tail bone? Lol

[@samo917]

Rip

[@As-iy2ki]

Ain't no way Sane will go to United. He is a blue forever! He said it himself! Also United are TRASH LOL.

[@BenFoster-cx4em]

funniest is when goldbridge starts misnaming all the black players, because he can't tell them apart.

[@DilpreetSingh-xz5jj]

What do you mean

[@United_Wings]

😅

[@Ps_Arnold]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@klaymcfall4028]

Mark FAKE goldbridge… Real name is Brent and he actually supports.. Notts Forrest 😂

[@williamsfranklyn9275]

Alright

[@cyberturkey77]

Old dead joke. He's open about his name too.

[@klaymcfall4028]

@@cyberturkey77 He’s not to open about who he really supports that’s for sure haha.. Con artist rings a bell

[@stephenbolger8724]

Thanks for the revelation Sherlock 👏 Dope

[@jjy4824]

Yes man he looooooooves Nottingham Forest thats why he talks about them all the time and does a dozen shows a week just for them

[@nicolaswithac92oninsta]

i cant belive people likes this guy...

[@shrek8114]

If u don’t like him then don’t watch him

[@kirbystrike]

Man roasted all of the goldbrige fans 😂

[@nicolaswithac92oninsta]

@@shrek8114 stop beeing a dickrider dude...ffs

[@trickleteeth3425]

2m followers 😂😂

[@mattk120]

A man who probably doesn’t even have any friends calling out a man with 2m subscribers on just this one platform, not to mention all of his others. What a numpty 😆

[@ashleighhh1997]

Sane deffo gets bummed