Mark Normand and Jessica Kirson | Something's Burning w/ Bert Kresicher

[@jakebaker4066]

I love when Bert gets jealous because the other people are actually having a conversation and he just disassociates until he realizes he’s filming a show and interrupts.

[@MagicRing]

Mark and Jessica are both very funny. END OF QUOTE

[@philosmaximus]

Hey. I love bort's joke

[@jeremiahmann3380]

Bert wearing that hat unironically is funnier than anything he’s ever said ever

[@Vex916T]

41:04 "That's Jess with an SS." Took me a few long seconds to connect what Mark said here 😂

[@Dalby1617]

You and Jess were absolutely firing on this hour. Absolutely zingin’; even if it was just to make the other one laugh

[@Dalby1617]

Love when comedians make one another actually laugh not just say oh that was funny. This pod is full of those moments

[@MGBlast666]

Jessica is hil-arious. Great work as always Normand

[@patrick815]

You couldn't pay me to eat that.

[@ScardiMard]

Bet😊

[@smoothcriminal011]

god only knows where Barts nasty hands have been

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

I’m sure they could

[@puzzlebox420]

360p video - you need to reupload this 😝

[@jlllx]

but then we'll all see how badly they've aged

[@philosmaximus]

Can people complain in HD?

[@kevjson101]

Bert is the personification of high risk, low reward, in EVERY SCENARIO

[@mattmorse6849]

2 of the best comics and a annoying alcoholic. What a podcast!

[@-.-Monster]

it's funny because no matter who you're a fan of and who you dislike, this comment is accurate.

[@adamc2837]

Mark can you give us an edited version with the bare minimum needed of Bert?

[@AnantMall]

😂😂

[@El_Chompo]

These three have great chemistry

[@Siggy_Sour]

360p bro

[@jimboramen80]

I know! Can't he "borrow" from Bert at a higher res? Did he torrent this?

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

Something was definitely burning 🔥

[@apdancinglime]

The hardest part to watch about this show is that i work in masonry and the brick monstrosity behind Bert looks like he hired Hellen Keller. What the actual fuck is that

[@ScardiMard]

“ItS RuSTiC”

[@leericaltheonly]

The old “lick em, stick em” backsplash with the worst grout job.

[@randomphantom1493]

Man she worked really hard on that driveway give her some credit

[@apdancinglime]

The bricks look as drunk as Bjurt

[@ddavidson67]

That was hilarious! Everyone was great! 😂😂😂

[@milesdorst]

One of the best Something’s Burning eps, uhhhhhh hundred percent

[@NickSto]

Does he make it about himself the entire episode asking for a friend. The fact you know who im talking about shows there's a problem lol

[@babesababe5885]

What you talkin bout Willis?!😂

[@NickSto]

​​@@babesababe588552 mins in and Bert literally hasn't stopped making it about himself lol.

[@colleenann772]

Bert talks too much 😭

[@sk8ordielh]

Yep. Attention seeking disorder

[@IceKoldKilla]

He also eats too much, drinks too much and maybe breathes too much.

[@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass]

It's because he doesn't talk for other people he talks for himself. It's narcissistic. She asked him what the dish was, and instead of telling her he went on multiple stories that went into other stories and then other stories.... Sure he's not a bad guy or anything but he clearly lives in his own head

[@bigoofinthechat5496]

Agreed, but in this case its his show lmao

[@danksidoodles]

Isn’t this a dave Matthews song?

[@Joshuavila_jpg]

I don’t think she realized when Mark said “you guys can do that?” He was talking about women getting married to other women 😂😂😂

[@maxwell_mccoy]

Mark, Is Bert’s idea of cardio just talking non-stop? The guy doesn’t even need to breathe!

[@BeerPatio]

I love that Bert made a place to showcase funny friends of his.

[@Billysimsbaby]

*made a place to showcase HIMSELF

[@BeerPatio]

@@Billysimsbaby that doesn’t equal he’s funny or not, specifically. Like the green host getting 2 laughs during the whole show, they’re showing funnier people and that’s okay too.

[@lizwei1967]

@@BeerPatio you mean that greenroom show?

[@hossjohnser9556]

Yeah. It's not like he has one wildly successful podcast with Tommy Bunz plus I think he has another podcast he does all the talking too

[@hossjohnser9556]

​@@lizwei1967I miss that show. It was great and ahead of it's time

[@user-bi3wk5rx6w]

I love this episode! So damn funny!!❤😂

[@neverstopexploreon]

Its called a Leno! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrunkinCooking]

Show lives up to its name "somethings burning"

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

The hatchet wound, lmfao

[@roel.vinckens]

15 minutes in and no drinks?! Bad host !

[@fefefilmprod8688]

That was fun to listen to while I remodel my mom’s house and spend countless hours fixing All of the stuff that was messed up by people who Are helping but unfortunately have no fucking idea how to do it the right way. Thanks

[@fernandotx2895]

360p takes me back to the LimeWire days

[@simonbuck6359]

Häagen-Dazs is American. They mention it on Seinfeld.

[@MrOvlov02]

the big salad

[@irenegiannas6194]

Jessica my ❤❤❤!! I screeched your name out in Montreal involuntarily back in 2023, I adore you, love you! Can't wait till you're back in Montreal!!!!

[@wanderingfool27]

Here for Jessica and mark...gonna try to get through the whole epp

[@colinchristie8642]

Marks there for the free meal.

[@weekileaks23]

Shot 16 years ago on a Blackberry:)

[@3579jh2]

😂 that was awesome. ❤

[@PocoLoco21]

I love you Jessica ❤😂

[@JamesReedMuindi]

🔥 First from Kenya 🇰🇪 to watch this. Always winning.

[@patrickewing1348]

The cooking is comedy

[@patrick815]

I'm glad someone noticed

[@Ammon6]

Recorded with 2008 webcams.

[@EarthWalkerOne]

great ep

[@halfdemon43]

Mark slammed that shit 👍

[@real_ari_gold]

I love Mark, but no way I’m watching this much of Bert.

[@berger21488]

"uhm, do you guys like eggs?"

[@monkeyjoe9]

Bert is kinda like the khalid of comedy. The producer who wants to be all on the tracks and hang out with the artist. You gotta admit he puts good comics on but you never see him with people who are good but virtually unknowns.

[@Laremy]

Over/Under on how much adderall consumed by Bert before this?

[@Smiley-Coyote]

It may be difficult to believe, but some people are naturally that hyper and talkative without amphetamines or other stimulants. LOL Bert has acknowledged many times that he knows he's a lot to deal with and he has slightly improved in the last couple of years. Slightly. 😂 Love ya Bert, Mark and Jessica both are hilarious comedians and they're some of my favorites! They were great in this episode and I remember watching this one when it first came out. Much love from ATX y'all 😎☮️🍄💚😁🐺

[@Tol1as]

Sorry Mark, I'm not watching a second of Birt, even for you.

[@Elduderino9097]

Why are these only in 360p?

[@thenamesmarek]

Redbar is watching

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Being much more aware of Bert's redflags... rewatching this he comes off very bad in the beginning when he's bragging how he made 5K for a weekend 10 years ago where he met Jessica, who I'd guess probably was paid a few hundred dollars at best.

[@-.-Monster]

The punishment people endure to get a few of those "bert fans" watching their comedy. I salute you mark.

[@TheStu9000]

lol 2 separate bot accounts, same avatar pic

[@ChrisBeSnappin]

Mark Normand's the GOAT 😂

[@XxTheRagingGamerxX]

why is it such low quality

[@noooooooooooooooooo240]

thought it was just me

[@MrJol420]

This show is still going ????

[@ND-iz6dd]

No. This is a really old episode.

[@justinwatkins438]

Words can hurt your feelings,but hate crime?

[@DougUnfunny]

is this old? its 360p.

[@leeward6762]

360p ?

[@NathanialJayRD]

Mark blocked me on twitter for saying a tweet he tweeted was for engagement farming and that it was beneath him. Never thought Mark would be that sensitive.

[@-.-Monster]

"trust me bro"

[@NathanialJayRD]

@@-.-Monster can you explain what this means? Is that a meme or Jake Paul thing you’re referencing?

[@-.-Monster]

@@NathanialJayRD It's essentially a meme, it just means you're making a claim and there's really no way for it to be backed up. So for us to believe it we have to... "trust you bro"

[@NathanialJayRD]

@@-.-Monster you’re right I can’t prove it. I can prove that Mark clutched his pearls at Crack Amico’s Bert and Tom Segura diss song/video after watching it on RAP.

[@-.-Monster]

@@NathanialJayRD I saw that clip too. I saw it as more of a "i'm very nervous that this guy will make a diss track about me" not a "oh why would anyone do this?!?" type of reaction.

[@ottisennes1715]

That food looks foul Bert ! Funny show though lol

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

this is an evergreen classic comedy pod, just the perfect mix of wild characters... peak normand as well

[@moflomoney]

Bert sucks. Love you Mark and Jessica!

[@bryandaniel1826]

Deja vu ? No just rereleased.

[@Anthony-qy8zo]

Why are they using bad cameras?

[@PixelPusherGames]

Good night I’m Kevin Hart

[@MrRedsGaming]

Damn, 360p video and censored so they can get it monetized... this reupload almost sucks more than bert does.

[@alexisdigital]

There are still a lot of Jewish people in Paris and in France, fortunately.

[@xXtheyeti1Xx]

Bam

[@dogma7346]

what a gay combo

[@sk8ordielh]

.... MARK.. U NEED TO UPLOAD IN 1440 not 360 ....

[@valezZzz81]

Everyone shouldve helped with the cooking tasks....someone man the stove, someone chop, someone crush tomatoes with hand. I couldn't eat that. Too much cumin, too much Bert's disease hands.

[@crippleripple]

Only thing more annoying than these bots is Burt At least they are good for Marks algorithm lol

[@jackjackthompson5771]

Can’t believe an adult woman can’t cut an onion. Yikes 😳

[@father3dollarbill]

this is old, right??

[@Chris-Roberts]

The lighting is to bright or needs work in editing 💡💡💡

[@KlNGOFTHEPIRATES]

POV: you don’t like bert

[@vicaldama9314]

I thought you hate this dude for fuckin up last videod brunch!?

[@DeadheadInABed]

Boozy Bert and his Hepatitis Hands...

[@Jelly_Man710]

Every episode this caveman licks his fingers and dips his grubby sausages in the food I’m surprised anyone eats it

[@CamosVidz]

Bro I stopped at 1:20. Bert is so annoying

[@morganm3320]

We’re here for Mark, not Bert!

[@tfanning111]

Great episode. No thanks for the TRILLIONTH!!! time someone cries about people crying about people being offended. YAH WE KNOW. Crying about it is just annoying. Shut it

[@kreegak3802]

Jessica the only lesbian I will ever love

[@T25de]

9:56 get to the point Bert 😢

[@adamc2837]

I tried!! But Bert is unbearable

[@rhysjames250]

Would have liked to of Heard Mark a bit - such a shame. At least when Bobby Lee was on, he could counteract Bert!!

[@matthewwurtenberger1400]

“Oh no… on Bert’s show….Bert leads conversation….” Y’all heard one person say Bert talks too much and now u think ur the comedy gurus. Literally stfu and watch the show.

[@notorioustori]

I'm a black woman who was in the military and my friends are impressed by all the things I can and have slept through. Socializing used to be my favorite thing, but now it's napping.

[@4nnunaki]

thank you for your service sis.

[@WhitePrepper]

Crazy how black people bring race into stories random stories. How would your story had been any different if you had not added that part. Its like obsessive compulsion disorder

[@lou1958]

Sorry, couldn't get past 2 minutes with Kreischer as he's one of the most annoying people I've been introduced to by watching JRE. Really, if he's on any podcast that I regularly enjoy I have to pass.

[@RustyShackleford-]

I don't know how this Bert guy is famous or became a celebrity. Like Andy Dick but less funny. Not a comedian. Anyways, I just came to leave a comment. Not watching this. Love Mark Normand though! Great comedian.

[@KingKamp92]

Came out of no where?????

[@RustyShackleford-]

@@KingKamp92 yep.

[@chris_2874]

He didn't come out of nowhere he's been doing comedy forever. He's literally the real life inspiration for van wilder. He's annoying AF on podcasts not letting anyone talk but his stand up is funny. If you listen to it honestly not just being one of the "cool" people to hate on anything popular

[@djphilipj]

I see Bert I skip next.

[@shijo222]

I saw Mark last night... quick, funny, but a bunch was recycled

[@alikhalifeh9139]

He has psoriasis probably

[@ellecee7974]

This show would be so much better without bert God he's unbearable

[@trkddy]

Bert should try writing jokes Hfe does just cringe stuff, and his stupid laugh while talking is so stupid

[@kidwave1]

Good Lord, Bert is insufferable, unfunny, and unwatchable.

[@hossjohnser9556]

How dare you sir? He's the chamine. Full disclosure im dyslexic. Mosetimes

[@mehashi]

An hour of squealing pig is too much. I love you mark, but never gonna sit through that much Burt. Maybe a highlights video of just you and Jessica? You are actually funny, it only hurts you to be associated with hacks like Burt.

[@benatryl5194]

She’s surprisingly funny for a girl

[@chickengenius4202]

Burt 👎

[@slickbelge]

15k views? this is just sad. somebody dig gilbert gottfried up and throw him on the show. you guys are too soft and too vanilla. gotta go back to your vaudeville roots