Mark Normand Performs Stand-Up

Comedian Mark Normand thinks being an adult is hard, and you can tell by the abbreviations: OMG becomes DMV.
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[@HonestSonics]

'This whole time I thought I loved music, turns out I just hate my brain.' FATALITY

[@mattcullen6109]

HonestSonics i just like drowning out other people

[@ichie7725]

666th like, I'd like to take this time to thank every youtuber that helped me achieve this feat, I thank you

[@evchamo2]

@@ichie7725 sorry I'm late, you're welcome.

[@samesamv1472]

I thought I'm podcast junkie either turns out the same ahahahah

[@ansonzakai2062]

InstaBlaster

[@ia9562]

Dude been hungover for like 6 years lmao

[@sellz22]

He decided to keep it

[@DJ_InYourFace]

A little hungover but also something else.

[@andrikpozos6194]

@Terrell Jamir nice lie

[@yzotape529]

@Augustus Willie lies

[@fartpimpson3843]

InstaPortal: the perfect product for insecure future incel mass shooters

[@getthepapersgetthepapers]

Lol Mark and his 1920s newspaperboy cadence

[@skubydubydu]

get the papers get the papers Relevant username

[@InnerDness]

His "Just After Vaudeville" delivery makes me love his jokes even more. Kinda Norm MacDonaldy

[@titoaldunate]

Still strong

[@Kinobambino]

🤣🤣🤣

[@darkinstinctful123]

He laughs like a dude who's been in an abusive relationship. xD

[@maglorian]

to be fair, you've just described the relationship between every stand-up comedian and a tough crowd. ;)

[@SlipperyTeeth]

huh huh

[@imacg5]

Yeah, with life.

[@337Steve]

Hes been through alot go listen to interviews

[@jalenoehlert]

his whole anal is an abusive relationship

[@NickyParisComedy]

Mark Normand is one of the best comics out there... He's a star

[@ghostgate82]

Nicky Paris one of the best roasters too.

[@jeffhatfield7]

Agreed! People overthink jokes!

[@Iproductions0]

*Kevin Hart

[@justdamo]

Mark was brilliant. His act is diverse, dark, and lighthearted all at once. Good job!

[@reggiemitcham2092]

justdamo

[@TheRealYoungAdolf]

Hes still alive ya know.

[@lusitanimendes641]

"thanks alot im Kevin Hart"

[@sweetjaysus4507]

great way to dodge haters tho'...

[@pensologohesito]

I don't even... XD

[@mobspeak]

I would tell him: "No, you sir are better than Kevin Hart".

[@kevinkeiser_]

He could be...Kevin Hart has a team of writers...

[@KahalealiiTedIshikawa]

was that legal?

[@zasddsaf]

the thing about anxiety + headphones in public is too true

[@Sparko78]

He makes 5 mins feel like 10-15 mins. So many great jokes in such a short time!

[@christinechin1909]

“We gotta help out riddled.”

[@antonujkic6247]

"She's accomplished alot!" What an unbelievable ending to that joke , geniuse!

[@ironbil]

That women achievements joke was great!

[@willvr4]

And so true. Nobody judges women on their looks more than other women.

[@drewdowns7128]

this guy is great, I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves

[@nadabanna9541]

No one: Mark normand: i am a little hungover

[@onewhoserks2944]

And a little gay

[@kennygerberich4985]

Lol I think this meme format would work with the opening line of every stand-up ever, but alright.

[@asickspartan2763]

Nada Banna Nah

[@robertpiwonski1215]

You're this close to grasping the concept of a monologue.

[@7saany]

"Move that tampon string to the side" 😭🤣🤣

[@MaximGolovlev]

can you explain plz, is this some english saying?

[@7saany]

@@MaximGolovlev no, it literally means what it says

[@devenscience8894]

@@MaximGolovlev When one graduates university in the US, after you are handed your diploma, your tassel on your cap is moved to the other side. Thus, he is comparing menopause to a graduation, shifting the tampon string to the other side.

[@sathanaful]

this guy has a natural comedic touch to his voice ,that makes him really funny even when he is not trying to

[@sumuqh]

His shrugs are the best I've ever seen 😂

[@lionrawr92]

this guy gets it

[@thejasonbischoff]

Max Abugov you mean bad comedy, right?

[@jckdnls9292]

Too bad the crowd doesn't

[@Oogidahboogidah]

@@jckdnls9292 they laughed heaps what?

[@georgethinks9431]

@@thejasonbischoff i hope over the past 2 years youve developed the mental capacity to comprehend his jokes

[@TeaAtTwo2]

'This whole time I thought I just loved music but it turns out I hate my brain' - I really relate to that headphones bit

[@They_Live_While_We_Sleep]

The douche bag joke was his best joke- I’ll give him that one, it was a DAMN sharp joke. The “judging women based on looks” bit was great too

[@SankiKingOfficial]

How is this possible that EVERY joke was funny as a motherfucker!!!! I’m dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tommyconners2221]

Hey hey Mark Normand here, aaaaaa.

[@BillStrathearn]

Hehe Ahhhhhh

[@chewy2804]

AHH HA!

[@aidanhall6679]

Hah aaaahhhhh

[@idcdammit]

This set was alright, I like this guy!

[@georgethinks9431]

u could never even do 1% of what he does

[@nikita-ui3cw]

@@georgethinks9431 ??

[@nonnogirl123456789]

LMAO I KEEP LAUGHING AT HIS "EH HAHA" AT THE END OF HIS SENTENCES

[@resplendentwitticism]

Move that tampon string to the side 😂😂😂

[@alightened]

Michael Dison that was brilliant dude brilliant

[@EvilMandark13]

I hope this guy gets big. He deserves it.

[@Jimmyjim4]

That “hey hey” at the start, channelling his inner Krusty The Klown

[@chris00gcg]

I been having anxiety and comedy is helping. So much.

[@Erickchicas]

I'm Kevin Hart XD

[@MalteseFilippo27]

Erick Chicas why does he say that?

[@atwajesper9434]

I wanna know too.

[@Biczeschlappe]

That laugh.

[@Kevtron9000]

this is a really hard gig and he nailed it. the crowd even long claps halfway to show they reached the hook point.

[@michaelramirez1804]

"I'm Kevin heart" at the end 😂 so subtle every time

[@TheRamrod100]

He needs his own Netflix special already. Come on!

[@mbradford1206]

Coming soon!

[@cb7pwn]

man, his material is woven together so beautifully

[@scottbeale1825]

All of his movements are like NPC emotes in a sims game.

[@TheSeveredTongues]

Mark Normand: 0:17 me: *gives standing ovation*

[@home19ke]

"whew.... thoughts are not good" i love this guy

[@ninjachannel007]

I keep looking up his stuff to see if he says he's Kevin Hart after everything. He does, and it's great.

[@9xqspx6]

But why does he say that?

[@kansas6263]

I 🧡 this guy. Gotta look him up.

[@TheKijib]

Kevin Hart looks different somehow

[@tomttshowbizz]

Damn Colbert’s crowd usually fuckin blows, it’s good to see them actually enjoying a guest

[@Charismatic_Nerd]

His delivery is phenomenal! I think he'll be the next big thing in comedy

[@iratepeople455]

This guy is awesome! I love his anxiety jokes...they are so true!

[@fakeyfakerson2000]

Good job Mark!!! Unapologetically lunch!! Always funny even when you give me STDs thank you!!

[@alexmueller4047]

You mean kevin

[@alexmueller4047]

5:08

[@SamuelTucker9]

Colbert just left Mark standing there at the end. Didn't go over to shake his hand or anything.

[@readbunny495]

He did just say I'm Kevin Hart at the end.

[@danielflorio4739]

Love Mark Normand.

[@tommytherunner]

Not sure if to like because Mark Normand or dislike because Stephen Colbert... I'll make an exception for you Mark Normand, what a legend.

[@Manas_Choudhary]

Mark Normand's stand up always starts with "I'm hungover" 😂😂

[@sritanshu]

He has appeared inside Amy Schumer. Hahaha sure he has.

[@marknormand]

What do you mean? Been on it 4 or 5 times.

[@gaggigaggo396]

haha

[@sritanshu]

mark normand There was a combination of fat joke and sex joke in that statement. Maybe I just have a real bad sense of humour.

[@vaiddoh]

This guy is hilarious. This bit not so much, but look at his sets on Conan. LOL!

[@anuragt8876]

i agree

[@zef1954]

He was so boring

[@999is666upsidedown]

First time seeing him, enjoyed it.

[@N-e-o1]

His standup on "This is not Happening" is hilarious. One of the best I've heard and it's a true story LOL. Check it out

[@aamarkhan7448]

His comic timing is amazing

[@christianmcmahon1029]

Does he end off every show with “I’m Kevin Hart” 😂😂🤣🤪

[@Peter_Parker69]

yep

[@knotsocialmusic]

His style of comedy is hard and takes time, other comedians have stories and a few jokes thrown in. This guy just goes joke after joke after joke every few seconds. That's so much material spent hours on used in mere seconds. Crazy commitment from this man. I wish other people would see this.

[@sparkers70]

One of the few comedians who can make me laugh out loud for real.

[@tenitri5023]

This man is delightful

[@Phoenix85006]

He's adorable 🤗

[@johngraves2417]

You know you've got it when even Colbert's audience laughs. I still can't believe they have comedians on this PC show.

[@the_Rade]

Thoughts are not good. Hahahahaha

[@ronbarba]

Great Comedy. Intelligent, original

[@Chickentenddies]

Has that old school machine gun delivery vibe

[@terrinbisel7979]

best up and coming comic in the last 10 years

[@persononinternet7868]

I have been binging this guy for like 20mins and already love him

[@sazonsongs]

It’s Interesting how Marc Normand is more funny than he is famous and Kevin Hart is more famous than he is funny.

[@AchmedComedy_]

He’s the best Kevin Hart that I know of

[@shawngoodine9645]

I hate calling comics underrated, but Mark really is. One of the best in the "biz"....

[@rapidron]

I love this guy. I hope he gets some good specials soon. So clever.

[@aircody345]

Damn his writing is crazy. That thoughts/music/playlist bit is so sound

[@kr3w4ever]

did he just say " I'm Kevin Hart at the end? lol

[@kolbytard]

Went from pitty claps to authentic clap below the belt humor love you Kevin hart tuesgay

[@coosoorlog]

Often these comedians do just okay. This guy did great.

[@dcool2u2]

I just listened to an old Tuesdays With Stories ep where Mark talks about this appearance. He had worked on his set for the show and had it down. They called him the DAY BEFORE to ask him to remove two jokes they couldn't approve. So to hear him describe it, it's tough to rearrange a crafted 5 min set at the last minute. He had to change the two jokes and rearrange the order and segues. It was fun to find the clip not knowing what the original set was. Pretty smooth! Still killed! Comedy!!

[@muffinman5741]

love how he just mixes 3 words into one

[@o.t.]

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[@333anders6]

höchstwahrscheinlich wegen deutschen würzeln.

[@ArticruciA]

2:00 so true..all day. I feel ya Mark :/

[@MsNovazz]

I can totally relate to his "insecure playlist on shuffle" remarks. Geez. The struggle is real hard. If only we could have the cure for anxiety attack.

[@shanedeleon5376]

This was the most well-blended combination of "hahaha" and "ooof" I've ever experienced

[@badman477]

Holy shit that was pretty good! I usually just blow air out of my nose when listening to standup but that actually made me chuckle

[@mixflip]

Dnds with....I'm Kevin heart

[@HartSickle]

Wow. White Kevin Hart is hilarious. Unlike normal Kevin Hart.

[@RobCleverPig]

Watch Central Intelligence, he's really good in it

[@HartSickle]

+RobbieC Saw it. First movie I don't mind Kevin Hart in. I didn't particularly like him in it. The Rock was awesome and hilarious in that movie though. He carried the entire cast. Kevin Hart's character was just the average black businessman in it. A lot of actors could have played that role exactly the same. I just don't think Kevin is funny...

[@l8on99]

And I agree, the real Kevin Hart is not funny at all IMO, just an annoying guy with short man syndrome-"An angry male of below average height who feels it necessary to act out in an attempt to gain respect and recognition from others and compensate for his abnormally short stature." Love the definition but I'm confused, why does this guy say he is Kevin Hart at the end when he is Mark Normand? Did I miss the joke?

[@HartSickle]

+l8on99 He is just being funny. Just a little joke yes, more of a silly little thing than a punchline. A lot of comedians end by saying "I have been *insert random celebrity name*" not sure why. Just a thing they do.

[@RichTake]

I find them both unfunny. At least the real Kevin Hart is charismatic

[@rahulbunkar7264]

I just want to keep watching mark Normand videos

[@AndrewMorton116]

I laughed so hard I spit my food out twice.

[@waterdavid1156]

I am Kevin Hart by the end, I am a little hung over as the beginning

[@xpirate16]

Everybody in the pool! X'-D

[@wilderjai]

Mark-keep at it Comedy!! Love this comic 😂

[@blackfoot332]

"thoughts are not good" that was good

[@SathishKumarComedy]

Gotta help out riddled lol

[@Anfubvinch]

That was a very good set. That stuff about leaving the house with no headphones on is so fucking true...

[@chickenzwings]

Love this guy

[@alzychoze6591]

Glad I saw it slow burn excellent work.

[@TonyVisciardi]

The headphone joke was so true

[@davemathewsrocks]

All acts of his are original

[@therealcarlchao]

This dude is always hungover lmao

[@johnd5931]

The whole thing was funny, but the best part was "Thank you. I'm Kevin Hart." 😂

[@Indiegaze]

Brilliant comedian! He deserves more screen time!

[@TheNewFlesh]

Great green screen backdrop, really evokes that "public access" DIY vibe.

[@organized_labor]

Mark is “the 🤣 Man” ... always a killer 🤙🏼🤘🏼🔥❤️

[@lumberjack674]

in my mind he's like a young Rick Sanchez doing stand up. haha

[@benjaminbilbao2207]

Mark Normand is hilarious! Makes me laugh a lot! However, I hate that he says “I’m Kevin Hart” at the end of his sets. I thought his name was Kevin Hart for a long time. I didn’t know who Kevin Hart was. I actually find Mark funnier than Kevin.

[@maddiemoeller6277]

Great set Mark. Love you and Joe's Pod as well!

[@getdown8990]

Oof they wouldn’t let you say “and shuts the fuck up “ ...lmao it’s funnier that way tho

[@jose_500]

love Mark Normand