Mark Normand - You Can't Trust Google

#MarkNormand on sneaky internet ads, his favourite type of people, and gender double standards.
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[@eshwar6969]

My favorite black comedian of all time

[@dmarco295]

He is kevin hart!

[@imemberberry]

I'm thinkin yeah..

[@syrussthagreat237]

Yess hes gay

[@Big48Ben]

Black don't crack lol

[@nlewis2386]

Favorite gay* comedian

[@Windelhelm]

This dude is so underrated. Absolutely brilliant.

[@Francis-ht5td]

Patrick McGill he's getting a special may 12th :)

[@mcrome1679]

Just found out about him like a month ago and I think I’ve seen every KZbin video with his name in the tittle or tagged

[@thejasonbischoff]

Patrick McGill he’s perfectly not rated and deservedly so.

[@Gonk]

He was on Joe Roegonas podcast not too long ago he's been making the rounds, his time is coming.

[@romama647]

hes under a lot of things.. (IE , guy b get n f'ed in the a on the dl , lgbt , n such, lowkey no bs, b. u c ?) you heard of bruce lee? u know, little dragon? well mark has got bruised knees.& in the nyc club scene he's known as "lil drag-on bottom". (the - polarity for the butt-sexings. but this doesn't leave this thread though, ok?) 👍😉

[@Bilbus7]

His little "alright" is hilarious lol. It's almost like he's ready to move on to something else.

[@TJ-kk5zf]

he stole it from mitch, along with the little laugh

[@Xplora213]

T J and Mitch stole it from Rodney Dangerfield. 😉 You are not edgy, it’s been done before. LOL 😝

[@TJ-kk5zf]

@@Xplora213 you're showing me no respect man. No respect at all.

[@Xplora213]

T J I’m having a moment. Godfather part 3, Joe Mantegna... who was taking the piss!? Coppola or Rodney?

[@TJ-kk5zf]

@@Xplora213 it's all strictly business man.

[@2ndmoon]

Kinda disappointed that he said his own name instead of the usual “I’m Kevin Hart” LoL

[@tindroyes]

me too ... left me a little off balance

[@Calilou52]

I'm Kevin Hart

[@Sarriacarreviews]

Kevin wasn’t around at that time

[@Calilou52]

@@Sarriacarreviews this was 2013, Kev has been a big name in comedy since 2011 and started stand up in 2001. You trippin

[@TCt83067695]

It's a sad day indeed

[@Neokigali]

This guy has "radio man" voice.

[@zachheard787]

Neokigali this guy has “Kevin Hart” voice

[@helco2856]

Exactly what i was thinking. Or a voice over voice

[@soysuperkaboby]

He does, listen to his Podcast, it's freaking hilarious. Tuesdays with Stories.

[@justaninja1]

Or a bored sports announcer

[@MickeyJ7701]

It's even better to hear him in an interview or a podcast. He talks like that all the time. It's really interesting to listen to a guy talk like a game show host.

[@MrWinnieP]

He's got good jokes damn, really funny.

[@rfan6382]

Running out of excuses for being a bed wetter at sleepovers? What's this mess here on my carpet mark? Oh.. I must have.. Dropped a cup of piss. Had me dying rofl

[@eshwar6969]

"Took you a minute there gay there you are"

[@favoritemustard3542]

"Ooooohhh.....!"

[@vojislav88]

This lad reminds me a lot of Norm Mcdonald, very light hearted and genuine.

[@ankitsood5566]

yoooo, at 33 second, Mark says "Hey, Google" so clearly.. it activated my android's google voice recognition

[@princemashava1806]

Lol me too😹

[@cyanidesan]

so funny.. love his style of delivery

[@muamerblazevic1837]

It would be more accurate if he said like finding an onion ring in your french fries cuz it's not straight

[@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty]

Muamer Blazevic booooo . . .

[@KakaOfTheRealMadrid]

That's pretty lame lol

[@jayt8124]

Lol, I dunno why you gettin all this hate, I had the exact same thought

[@Dead_Dollz]

@@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty nobody cares that you didn't like the pun dude move on

[@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty]

Emma Joy it wasn’t funny you dolt. stick with your cartoons and fuck off you simpleton !

[@ryynerwicked2762]

I love this guys set up for his jokes he intentionally makes things awkward to segway into his jokes an delivers his punchelines great from it great comic

[@breadoflifefaiupu8992]

Are you sure?

[@kennyk7877]

Wow i've been to countless comedy shows, saw him in 2017 & this guy is awesome & hilarious. He's one of those rare down to earth comedians that takes a picture with you after the show just because you went & enjoyed it 👍

[@mattbauder2725]

Spicy latinas for a friend lol

[@itchyego]

Love Mark Normand - Very strong Set..... Genuinely a great guy and comic.

[@cold_static]

"Hey man, I don't see color. Also, I'm colorblind."

[@LukeBrown6669]

I think he’s done gay jokes in every clip I’ve seen but they’re always different

[@eksquisite]

he literally says the same jokes every show,pay some attention

[@markrobs2954]

@@eksquisite lol exactly

[@romama647]

you guys heard of bruce lee?? 😄

[@Seanonyoutube]

Nah the french fry in the onion rings is in all his acts

[@arsaeterna4285]

love this guy so much the energy is... rare!

[@sbk1398]

2:10 What a transition

[@zombiedragonmast970]

He said, "Hey Google," and my phone activated the thing.

[@duke3250]

.......for a friend.

[@liligman]

0:32 when you're on a Google phone and the video paused because it activated Google assistant 😂👀

[@Randomynous01]

1:04 Finally.. someone said it..

[@JazzyJonas]

Very good. I love his material and his laid back delivery.

[@rraptor158]

Kevin Hart is one of my new favorite comedians - even though he forgets his real name sometimes!

[@marco_gorelli]

When he said "Hey Google" at 0.33, Google Assistant opened on my phone

[@robfab5204]

Wicked

[@Endyfyre]

Same

[@samirrana75]

Same. Came here looking for this comment.

[@totukimou]

I was searching in Google a bed for my dog, after that I wanted to see a video on KZbin, AND IT WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT "BED FOR YOUR DOG"

[@blackhokage1744]

the sound like the ostrich in family guy

[@agelem7722]

He somewhat reminds me of Norm Macdonald lol

[@humanbeing5918]

name

[@jakelm4256]

Norm MacDonald is an anagram of Old Marc Normand

[@joebarry9532]

Oh yeah pleeease! Morph in to the New Norm Mc Donald. ! Inappropriate and awkward

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@jakelm4256 no its not you added an r

[@zacharyshort384]

@@randomdude6679 19 people and more lost souls to come.

[@Quintusblake]

I love this guy’s laugh

[@SH4D0SKU11]

I cant believe no one lost their shit like i did at "You may not be a racist but you are a liar"

[@Jaden94]

Every single video of him is him talking about how much he love gays. Impressive.

[@MarsLonsen]

an impressive feat

[@drewdowns7128]

He had a baby sitter who was a transgender woman when growing up

[@blop-a-blop9419]

@@drewdowns7128 okay

[@shivangimodirak8125]

Well I am prude, heterosexual girl and i love his jokes. He has so progressive mindset , that it makes me want to binge watch his stand-ups . I think he should be given an opportunity to have one on one with Bill Burr

[@and2019]

i love this guy. it's 2017 already, where's his special?

[@marknormand]

comedy central

[@and2019]

mark normand omg you replied my googleable question (although here in china the expression is bingable) thanks❤️! i'll... look for pirated versions, cuz, u know, regional circumstance. sorry🙃

[@billyt8868]

An D you really think that’s him commenting? ha.

[@missundies]

And now it's 2019 and I just discovered him, he's funny.

[@missundies]

@@billyt8868 It is, he has a KZbin page just like almost every other stand up comedian.

[@ADerpyReality]

Called on the colourblind with a bluff... Lol.

[@shivamshagal4543]

Appreciate him talking about double standards of the society...

[@hoesmad8626]

A lock thats opened by a lot of keys is terrible. A key that opens many locks is impressive

[@Gibbypastrami]

@@hoesmad8626 locks aren't sentient beings, men spread sti's as easily as women do, unsafe promiscuity is, well, unsafe, for either sex, but as long as you're being safe there's no reason that female promiscuity and male promiscuity should be held to different standards, the only reason it is, is being of institutional sexism, long standing oppressive systems that keep the men in society levels above the women, this idea, your lock analogy, has existed for thousands of years, and gone through many different forms, it has many different arms It's logically wrong, men are no smarter or more worthy of positions of power than women based solely on their gender Only reason "man" and "woman" exist as concepts in nature is because we need to reproduce, that's it, both sides have the same potential to contribute to society, it's a damn shame that our societies have continuously imposed force on other groups just to stay ahead, when, in most cases, everyone could succeed if they worked together and treated each other fairly Damn shame

[@joelbedulla4]

@@hoesmad8626 incel mentality ew

[@shynecindy]

he's so smart, i freaking love him

[@FlightsNemesis]

Kevin Hart never disappoints 😂

[@fujiapples303]

"Thanks alot, i'm Martin Lawrence!"

[@rudolphdandelion6840]

Wait, I though he’s Kevin Hart!

[@sadstormtrooper]

Even his delivery is so much like Jerry Seinfeld's stand up in his sitcom. No wonder Jerry likes him so much

[@Phobero]

His delivery is *exactly* like Norm Macdonald

[@breadoflifefaiupu8992]

@@Phobero nope

[@bobbymatrin7748]

Aw kinda disappointed he didn’t end with the “thanks a lot, I’m Kevin Hart” like he usually does

[@HerbalistGuybrush]

The "like a onion ring in your fries" line was really good :D:

[@mmd3585]

It was the opposite

[@PridelessChickz]

That last line made me laugh so loudly that it scared my wife lol. Also, the title is true, but for very different reasons.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Best comedian from Philly, ever.

[@richardbakermcelroy3456]

Looks like Kevin Hart's trying to pretend he's someone else after his gay jokes came to light!

[@Dlar91]

Flawless set

[@RaitonGG]

this guy is dope!

[@rorovlogs9526]

He Deserves More Laughs ☺️

[@breadoflifefaiupu8992]

Are you sure?

[@rodneythomas8813]

So intelligent, so funny, so enlightened.

[@stompin187]

Love this. Great comedy set.

[@maximusnarcanius1888]

Video title “You can’t trust Google” Google ad plays before the video lol

[@axelwill1151]

All his jokes were DOPE but his last one was absolutely LIT 🤘

[@breadoflifefaiupu8992]

Use English

[@axelwill1151]

@@breadoflifefaiupu8992 👈 check out the grammer police 😆 .. I was talking English you fake a* Lionel Richie lmao..

[@boomback7519]

When he said "Hey google" my phone pulled up google and i was hella confused till i retried it

[@missundies]

I think I've turned off the voice activation because I just sat and said "hey Google", too many times, and nothing happened.

[@aishawazne]

that was f*cking poetry, all his realizations r like hilarious modern day philosophy

[@illya.8720]

The king of the underdogs! Love this man, no homo

[@nathankail6428]

Mark Normand is becoming a favourite

[@joelcabrera9607]

Last was gold

[@ragegoat4342]

Somebody get this man a shield. Edit 1: A Netflix show

[@sethbishop6890]

4 months and still no edit 2.. I'm so tired of waiting for that day.. goodbye Rage Goat. I made you this to remember me by. Someday I hope you see that I was here for you but you were no longer around. 😡🐐

[@itisimonny]

this fella is goin' places.

[@reinva1686]

Why did it take me til 2019 to find this guy? So fuckin underrated

[@SoftwareTestingQA]

:49 did they put the camera on the latina that was there ? lol wtf xD

[@zizougt3525]

His " ha haaa" reminds me of the ostrich from familly guy😅

[@Mrkevi123]

This guy is a great comedian and so young. He has lots of potential for growth.

[@randybutternubbs6265]

4:10 guy in the purple shirt looking at his girl

[@TCt83067695]

Lol nice catch

[@tylerrigdon6795]

That last joke is amazing.

[@undergroundsalmon2815]

I love his comedy so much i need it in my life

[@demitrirallis783]

Fuck thats a good set. Where have I been on the Normand train?

[@Shiftdougler]

Give it a gooog!

[@scorpionz44]

analogies always on point

[@the215sean]

Mark "give it a goog" Norman

[@J_Clean_1996]

Such a good ending.

[@sho9214]

He’s so cute n funny!! Love him

[@andrewflanders262]

His 2016 accent was a little different from his 2021 accent. He sounds like Jay Leno here.

[@breadoflifefaiupu8992]

Do you mean John Lennon?

[@iloveyoubebe]

Favourite comic going today

[@zinnvisibleink3230]

this guy has the voice and mannerisms of an animatronic

[@plostyle786]

My phone stops when he says hey google

[@DannyMarschall]

Wait, I thought this was Kevin Hart..

[@flaviantropy]

this triggered my google home

[@jaredrodriguez1241]

Love mark normand

[@dylbowaggins4160]

Give it a goog

[@DamageNando]

Definitely the funniest simp around 🤣

[@pravvsss1835]

This crowd is lit

[@kennethmartin1478]

I love Mark Normand

[@josephhalevy6782]

Mark Norman and Kevin Hart are probably the most handsome and witty comedians in the industry

[@tommyaudio]

get it, "short end of the stick!?" 😋🔫

[@animal5602]

underrated

[@CM-rg9zg]

Good set

[@bigleebrink]

Give it a Goog!

[@brandonho5266]

My phone stopped when he said that...

[@nicholasroberts2539]

I’m confused. I searched for Kevin Hart and this popped up.

[@edesmutter5200]

"hahaaaaaaa" - mark normand but actually kevin hart 2016

[@GamingPenis]

that closer tho XD

[@stonytrees8573]

Kinda wait for him to say thank you I’m Kevin hart

[@chrisnavarre6759]

I Love this guy

[@angelapitts2123]

❤️ him

[@oscarbocanegra6703]

I love Kevin Hart

[@angelcanez4426]

I was recently inside a Walmart at 4 in the morning buying camping gear & I was thinking the same thing lol

[@Garium87]

You might be happy but the workers who offer you that service at 4:00 AM for a minimum wage know that they are in that situation because they made some bad decisions in their lives and you know it too. But they know you don't really care so they give you a fake smile.

[@ticket2space621]

@@Garium87 not everyone starts at the top and works their way down. Some people start at the bottom.

[@maclebee1853]

Lol he said hey Google and my phone got ready

[@jerry1dc]

This guy is so fing funny!