Mark Normand Roasts Your Mom's House Guest! w/ Tom Segura & Christina P

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[@smilinmadman]

Lmao a coffee influencer gets *roasted*

[@brandonmay3094]

Full circle

[@lvl99dust]

This is the best and #1 comment. 💯👍🏿🤌🏼

[@smilinmadman]

​@@lvl99dust Why thank you 😅

[@rajeshkoothrapali3489]

you must never comment anything again, it will be all downhill from here 😂

[@smilinmadman]

@@rajeshkoothrapali3489 I too fear this as well lmao

[@user-zs9zf6dx3t]

This lady: ya everyone is killing me online Mark: so is it my turn??

[@PaPaPOVEY]

It's a man, that's the joke

[@LL-hc3zm]

Andy Milonakis is finally aging, not just because of the weight gain

[@Dewberry.4]

Comedy

[@samstratton3714]

@@PaPaPOVEYwhat…?

[@kanyejerome]

@@samstratton3714GRRRR!!!!👹👹👺😡 DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME ANGRY!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maddiwatkins4794]

Lesbian peter griffin going crazy

[@datmufn]

Lore accurate Peter griffin

[@polyjackets8659]

That Kevin Hart is such a tear jerker

[@davidwilkins4272]

Real recognize real for that comment

[@Captainslow556]

Is that physique naturally attainable?

[@BboyCorrosive]

not from a Jedi

[@tomking7080]

It takes a lot of wham whams and honey buns to get to that point. You might have to hire a nutritionist that does their job completely backwards but it’s definitely attainable with lots of hard work

[@claracupcake2604]

Wow people just can’t live their life without putting down others, huh?

[@mixedmartialoddest]

Obese people put down others every day by eating for more than one person. Deal with it. Having and eating too much food is your biggest problem? Life must be pretty good.

[@johannesschmitz6370]

@@claracupcake2604 nobody is putting down anyone, except your view of things.

[@strutter789]

The hard cut from “sheesh people were so mean to you” to “lol Kim jong un lady funny”

[@jordohiz1493]

Yeah, it's definitely played up by the editing. When u get to the comments it seems everyone is making fun of her, so it seems less like a merciless jab and more like part of the shtick

[@daysmit7610]

This interview with Andy milonakis is killer!

[@omarzalpa1985]

Peas on my head but don’t call me peahead

[@Bando-fx4mf]

No it was Kim Jung un , did you not watch the video ???? The guy at the end sed it’s name. That’s not Andy you Karehn creepster

[@D3athangel1]

⁠@@omarzalpa1985I got lees on my head but don’t call me a leehead

[@antmitch78]

ngl Andy could make a pretty funny podcast guest 😂

[@kylepomeroy73]

Fuck 😂

[@mercurialfunk2552]

Hate from Colorado

[@official_Oscar]

Lame joke

[@mercurialfunk2552]

@official_Oscar Ta(k)e care of (y)our(s)elf

[@Iswhatitis345]

Hate from Texas 88

[@harryalexander603]

@@official_Oscar lame comment

[@Divided-we-fall]

Hatey hate hate from the 757

[@Sirmellowman]

dude I cant even begin to explain the respect I have for her coming on the podcast and laughing at herself a little bit. the world needs more people that can handle this kind of situation with that amount of grace

[@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust]

I sure couldn’t.

[@jakel.1724]

she’s a legend for still going

[@mikeoxhard3826]

Fr she seems cool just looks like someone who’s get mad ez

[@gopnikgamer8207]

That's a woman?

[@jakel.1724]

@@gopnikgamer8207 idk if that was called for but sure bud

[@kab9706]

​@@gopnikgamer8207 yeah it's a woman, get over yourself.

[@PabloEstaVerga]

​@gopnikgamer8207 do you even know how punani looks like?

[@chaselofundist8727]

Sending hate from the US

[@official_Oscar]

Lame 👎👎

[@CactusBrannigan]

@@official_Oscaryou know what else is lame? Simping for a bridge troll in the yt comment section

[@WorthlessClips]

​@@official_Oscarwhat the FUCK is WRONG with YOU ?

[@claracupcake2604]

What a loser you have to be to hate on someone for doing nothing 😢😢😢

[@TeagueRose]

people not knowing the context of this clip and comment lol

[@BH-LGB]

Damn Harry Potter let himself go after the movies 😂

[@maxscardanelli6185]

I was about to comment the same thing 😂

[@skusami2548]

Harry Pannacotta

[@rafabar6652]

every time someone has round glasses there is that comment

[@JoakimLarsson570]

@@rafabar6652 People should stop wearing them, that's why

[@47thknight7]

Harry potbelly more like it, it looks like it stinks.

[@JackSmith-jv2li]

She looks like crabbe if he did that potion to look like Harry Potter and it’s nearly ended 😭😭

[@OhHesCracked]

Im glad she has a good sense of humor about it. I hope she continues to succeed

[@MayorMcheese12]

No you don’t liar

[@abuck7909]

I hope she continues to diabete

[@skitl76]

Female Peter griffin can't hurt u Female Peter griffin:

[@The_Mad_King]

🤣🤣🤣fucking mark ! That Kim jong UN or whoever you had in here spike was killing me bro

[@austincook2472]

Aaaahhh comedy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kraytard]

was it Andy Milanokis?

[@examper22]

No lol it's a coffee influencer from tiktok

[@gabeal2892]

Candy Milonakis, put some respekt on the name! 😂

[@roguereviews8141]

​@@gabeal2892 Coffee Milkonakis 😅

[@davidk5291]

No he is actually funny and has talent

[@Bando-fx4mf]

No it was Kim Jung un , did you not watch the video ???? The guy at the end sed it’s name. That’s not Andy you Karehn creepster

[@caseyguilliams4977]

Mark Normand is hilarious

[@justinleonard6183]

Unlike Mr poor boy and the lying Russian tourist

[@iBon1wheel]

Harry Potter learned the fast-food spell

[@AnonymousMentalBreak7800]

What

[@nobletaco2188]

Glasses are suppose to sit on the nose. Not cheeks

[@rainbowGZUS7]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@petejuggling]

Read this, chuckled, the video looped and I realized the glasses really are sat on the cheeks and not even touching the nose.

[@GuardDog42]

​@@petejugglingWhat a genuine human experience

[@Vertical-sandwiches]

SUPPOSED

[@nono-qe2yq]

this comment was funnier than the video

[@szith]

the moment he saw her he had to make fun of her just like the comment section lmfao

[@ticaljarvis]

“…. thick …. hearty…” Norman 😂🎉❤

[@j_shhmurda3g881]

everytime i see Mark, his non existing ear lobes always perplexes me lol

[@Internet-Dumpster]

Holy shit, he really doesn't have ear lobes, I won't be able to unsee it now

[@vizcaa]

Holy shit

[@WhitePillDave]

a certain percentage of people have ears like that. I learned that in my portrait drawing class lol

[@toxicavenger7073]

Peter Griffin has really let himself slip lately

[@boogerCPT]

Mark was like...let me just remind me of who you really are Tom

[@KillumiGnarly]

shout out to her for not stopping!!

[@collingriga1819]

If someone is doing something that 98% dislike is that winning? She’s basically making no money off the social media views/interactions because the content is to short (It’s not posting it’s content on KZbin shorts). So it’s kinda like a lolcow but without the revenue

[@ColbyYadz]

​@@collingriga1819 yep

[@d34n_]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@collingriga1819 She owns a coffee business. It’s not like her life is centered around her online popularity. Oh no social media doesn’t like me… I guess my whole life is a failure!

[@JadedJet]

Eating?

[@BuzzingGoober]

​@@JadedJetdamn you got to it before me

[@Thatdude1818usernamesucks]

Tom switched from dad vibes to uncle real quick 😂

[@pulp_master]

He’s so fake lmao

[@sn1000k]

Tom has zero identity except the watches

[@ajm407]

Tom resisting the urge to also roast her to her face 😂

[@prosperity4444]

Female Peter griffin

[@elsbearylovegood9473]

Damn I haven’t heard anyone say Zerbert in a long time

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

Legit had to look this term up; only ever heard raspberry

[@alexisrojas9694]

Cosby show. Didn't know other people remembered the term.

[@jimbothompkins]

I haven't heard anyone use the word "zerbert" except my dad.

[@AstroBimpson]

Lol, I've never even heard the word I had to look it up, I just assumed everybody that speaks English calls those blowing raspberries.

[@TheSkinnychef1620]

Came from The Cosby Show. His young daughter asks him what z-r-b-t-t spells. He says it spells "zrbtt". She asks what it means and he blows raspberries on her neck.

[@jimbothompkins]

@@TheSkinnychef1620 oh that's hilarious and makes sense because my dad watched that show a lot.

[@BarisPalabiyik]

@@TheSkinnychef1620 Now it sounds creepy after what came out.

[@reidhearted9451]

That Peter Griffin impersonator was so nice. Glad you had them on!

[@johnathanblank]

She seems so sweet

[@TIOLIOfficial]

She wasn't. Look her up a bit better.

[@xriot1752]

@@TIOLIOfficial she was? she wasnt rude at all and isnt even rude to the people that hate on her looks like you should look her up a bit better

[@kylezuniga1287]

That's the diabetes.

[@DrakeTain]

That’s just her blood sugar.

[@Bezmenov93]

A ball of sweetness

[@norristiii]

Tom acting innocent. That's hilarious. She roasted herself.

[@devanman7920]

ahhhh shes lovely to be fair.

[@DrakeTain]

Not the word a normal person would use.

[@devanman7920]

@@DrakeTain no? In Ireland that would be a pretty standard word to use.

[@boobwizard-420]

Yeh I'm Irish, can agree. ​@@devanman7920

[@Pughhead]

Do you have eyes?

[@devanman7920]

@@Pughhead lovely means sweet in Ireland

[@dannyguzman5883]

Thought the glasses through her off but no it's all her face to 😂😂😂😂😂

[@murdamooch]

the zerbert line is wild hahaha

[@Christopher-ix3ct]

What an absolute mess 😂

[@samuelstahl5828]

Hate from Uranus

[@boobwizard-420]

She looks like my bicycle tire when i accidentally walked away from the pump longer than i should have

[@lewdawg7166]

You gotta love Normand, I mean he thought she was cute he was being a good sport about it 😅

[@PatrickWilliams-ts4le]

Took me basically the whole video to realize that wasn't Andy Milonakis...

[@dannisunshine7228]

I spent like $40 to get a single bag of coffee from her shop shipped to California because I just wanted to support her. I love that she took hate comments and turned them into inside jokes with her supporters.

[@ThyHolyNickel94]

Andy Milonakis with higher than normal blood pressure 🧏‍♂️

[@Narleeboy]

It’ll be okay lesbian Peter griffin

[@matthewroth1]

“Making coffee is harder than your 9-5”

[@jesusmartinez-gd9cd]

Literally her first video ever then comes out oh why do people hate me?

[@bryano2130]

That "tipping point" jab was undernoticed and underrated.

[@Levitatinpigeon]

All of the mommys now have this ladys back for sure. Its neat to read the comments on her videos since appearing

[@Mcgoats]

Mark norman with the hard sunglasses tan line

[@duprestreet]

The Cosby Show reference lol throwback 😂😂

[@stm8872]

so fucking funny. insane reference

[@YouMissedBro]

Shout out for having the coffee lady on and talking to her like she's human.

[@johnwiggwag1789]

If he said that in his presence Diabetus would have had a breakdown.

[@factcheck5017]

She has such a great attitude love her

[@GoDemarci_]

You ain’t fooling anybody we know that’s you Peter Griffin 😂

[@PerfectSaga]

Just wanna let you know, don't listen to the positive comments

[@KillumiGnarly]

lol omg

[@forkthepork]

Can you see your toes?

[@EdginLegend]

or penis

[@GLDNST8]

Says you bro your fat

[@dylanpalmer3726]

The kid from up is really going places!

[@collingriga1819]

That’s not a kid

[@lefty_licksriffs9897]

Yo congrats Christina glad to see someone who genuinely deserves to get some recognition

[@jonathanlarson6684]

It’s the glasses.

[@MelchVagquest]

What is with that overactive camera?!

[@imnotbenavery9220]

It’s what happens when channels fall off, they start doing editing tricks to retain a new audience like flagrant doing the impaulsive cam work. True story I got a paid KZbin ad for 2 bears the other day, desperate times when they try to trick new attention deficit poors into watching their infomercials

[@oshwaflz]

​@@imnotbenavery9220tbf mark is a total chad and just reuploads videos of him from other channels. If theyre gunna steal his own content might as well....

[@mico6155]

It's what happens when idiots turn horizontal videos into vertical ones, like are kids unable to rotate their phones nowadays? Why are all videos vertical suddenly??

[@RAFAKAUST]

I think it's based on a study that children (and some adults) can't stay focused on a video for more than 3 seconds. So the constant zooming, smash cuts and shaking is s product of attempting to change the frame intermittently to keep you focused on the video. I noticed it watching baby shark and other videos like that with my 4 year old. Constant smash cuts and unnecessarily zooming in and out every 2-3 seconds.

[@BuzzingGoober]

​@@imnotbenavery9220crappy editing wont help them retain shit. If they were smart they would have given me a full 360 of this specimen because i want to examine herm's largeness. I couldnt see shit from this video.

[@QualityMasters]

So happy they got her on the show, she genuinely seems like she knows how to filter the hate. I hope she turns into a symbol instead of a punchline lol

[@gabrielguerrero3404]

The laughs in the back always gets me

[@nosafespace1442]

“Tipping the scale “

[@satanwasframed5083]

I mean look at that thing of course it's gonna get trolled

[@WillSmith-wb1wv]

Why is Tom pretending like he’s not one of those people that would ruthlessly troll her/they/it onkine 😂😂😂 god he’s insufferable

[@SuperCisMan]

What a unique guest choice. Especially for this pod. And with Mark Normand lol this is like a weird dream

[@devonfarrar6817]

Spenny just throwing in “count shitula” is hilarious

[@EvilChiId]

She's such a nice person and rolls with the punches. Just like she rolls down the sidewalk (kidding if you see this Caitlin! You're amazing!)

[@hankworden3850]

She likes to eat rolls...(get it?)

[@colton692]

Title should have been "TikToker Gets Roasted by Mark Who Looks Toasted"

[@Larsvontreebar]

They got him interviewed!

[@StevelandCleamer]

God I love Nick’s brain

[@liamhawkins4062]

I wonder why…

[@peter1mckinnon655]

She’s cool

[@horseclock6454]

Lmfao, he's one of the people who roasted her

[@nerdv1nce564]

I had to look up the word zerbeter lmao

[@cdrunner7876]

I like her videos, even though I don’t drink coffee. But this just goes to show that you can be the kindest nicest person on the Internet and still will get paid for no reason.

[@pillliam]

God bless her she such a kind soul

[@dadegeyerman6522]

On God thought she was a he 😶

[@Gaibethebaptist]

That was a she?

[@Walker-ow7vj]

@@Gaibethebaptistthat’s what I’m asking I thought it was a dude before the mf started talking 😂

[@ForbiddenPasta-wv6qr]

And she didint give up!

[@christopherleslie4593]

Her comments under her videos were funny af

[@zachpotts960]

Mark's the best!

[@Estherlevy]

She is so amazing! Such good vibes! Loved her content from day one.

[@lemieuxorr664]

This is the best clip ever

[@albertorocha9014]

i love her

[@brennanbarber7469]

Didn’t Tom publicly lambast a woman at an airport on Twitter for simply doing her job? Lol

[@Kernowyon]

I love her, she's so wholesome. ❤

[@franmartin8361]

Its good to see babe pig in the city doing well

[@asmith4549]

Top tier comedy content, Tom 😔 U definitely deserve your riches

[@mystriddlery]

The camera is literally struggling to fit that monstrosity in its frame.

[@Collingwoodfan420]

At least they got roasted ,Tom!

[@NotAShawn]

Tipping point... Ok chill Tom😂

[@stevemal]

Wow, 4 comments and 3 bots. KZbin is pretty much ruined.

[@CamPattErson-jw2ug]

The artistic comedy in this video is stimulating to watch and creates many thoughts in my tight wet brain

[@stevemal]

@@CamPattErson-jw2ug LOL you need a picture of barely contained boobs as your avatar to sell it.

[@jakes-dev1337]

Bots are a psyop.

[@charwest5892]

@@CamPattErson-jw2ug the physical matter my brain is made of is very squishy and wet

[@agprules3775]

She also said “being an influencer is harder than working a 9-5” she’s not innocent!

[@203arbour9]

pretty sure that was supposed to be engagement bait...

[@agprules3775]

@@203arbour9 well all it got her was a lot of hate…

[@PumaPantalones]

QC at the gravy factory?

[@tommyconnolly7749]

It's " Pat" from SNL

[@cleonRIP]

Mark Normand= 🐐

[@ruifcarneiro]

It's that the american Harry Potter?

[@user-mb2hm1mx4f]

The reason you get hate is cause it’s been like what 5-6 years and you haven’t lost any weight

[@scummydummy]

I really thought that was zac amicco for a sec 😂

[@rickachay25]

Caught Tom right off guard with that.

[@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf]

Nothing but the most deep heartfelt pure hatred from Ireland

[@hanktrill5417]

Love you Mom Jeans. Hate to tom and the fat whatever

[@FIGHTINGGAMER]

What is everyone's problem with her ? Is it a running gag or genuine hate