Why Haven’t We Found a Cure for Hangovers Yet? - Mark Normand

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

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4 жыл бұрын

Mark Normand wrestles with a hangover and doesn’t understand why there’s so little security on trains. (Contains strong language.)
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@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't need a new mattress, I need a Xanax and some self-esteem... I could sleep on a gravel road if I had a good childhood." Too close to home, guy.
@alexanderknight11
@alexanderknight11 4 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Talbot man
@alexanderknight11
@alexanderknight11 4 жыл бұрын
Too to close
@nhymnbus
@nhymnbus 4 жыл бұрын
Tooooooooo close lmao 😭
@belliott88
@belliott88 4 жыл бұрын
God Damn... Dark, Hilarious, Ruthlessly honest. I like this guy. He described Social Anxiety perfectly too.
@TheLadyDelirium
@TheLadyDelirium 4 жыл бұрын
@@belliott88 I was sitting outside with headphones on as I was watching. He described perfectly why I hardly take them off.
@danvan318
@danvan318 3 жыл бұрын
Mark’s jokes are a thin layer of comedy just above the surface of a dark sadness.
@oswurth8774
@oswurth8774 2 жыл бұрын
I think he'll be reflected on in an interesting light
@mrpuddingfinger9226
@mrpuddingfinger9226 2 жыл бұрын
Hope comedy is a good way for him to cope because man he’s excellent at it.
@alexanderarkum4793
@alexanderarkum4793 Жыл бұрын
Very well said sir
@nczioox1116
@nczioox1116 Жыл бұрын
Like robin Williams
@chrish2112
@chrish2112 Жыл бұрын
Most really good comedy is like that.
@06alepea1
@06alepea1 4 жыл бұрын
"You ever leave the house without headphones? Thoughts are not good." Christ I can relate. No one should ever leave me alone with my thoughts.
@certifiedsavage4830
@certifiedsavage4830 4 жыл бұрын
AJ P if you don’t accept your thoughts you won’t accept yourself. But think positive thoughts negative things are always bad
@wagnersilva9344
@wagnersilva9344 4 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedsavage4830 if only it was that easy...
@certifiedsavage4830
@certifiedsavage4830 4 жыл бұрын
Wagner Silva it is I’m not lying if there was a secret I wouldn’t tell you
@wagnersilva9344
@wagnersilva9344 4 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedsavage4830 I'm not saying you are lying.. I just think you have a healthy or healthy-ish mind, and you really don't know how hard it is for some people to just let go of those thoughts..
@certifiedsavage4830
@certifiedsavage4830 4 жыл бұрын
Wagner Silva I get it. We al been through things some more than others,but it’s what you do after that makes you stronger don’t dwell on the past
@sontzu8310
@sontzu8310 4 жыл бұрын
“Insecurity playlist on shuffle” goddam thst hits different
@yungtomorrow4703
@yungtomorrow4703 4 жыл бұрын
One of the most commendable set of material executed I've seen this entire year. Gravel road sleep was on point, regarding reality. This guy will have seriously set himself apart the rest from in the nearby future.
@TheBiggerDavo
@TheBiggerDavo 4 жыл бұрын
He's my favorite newly discovered comedian by far
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love him. You should check out his " this is not happening" story. Its hilarious
@yungtomorrow4703
@yungtomorrow4703 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lollita23 you are genuine sure of rose flowers LRG by the root. I think I definitely shall have to do so. It takes one to know one. And otherwisers are too bias among other blindfolds. Still love they have though. Right on
@joneon5128
@joneon5128 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody’s a critic
@yungtomorrow4703
@yungtomorrow4703 4 жыл бұрын
@@joneon5128 Critics are our friends, for they show us our faults. Ben Franklin
@LuisLara-kp2mh
@LuisLara-kp2mh 4 жыл бұрын
Get a beer get in here hahaha
@NomNomGohan
@NomNomGohan 4 жыл бұрын
"I could sleep on a gravel road if I had a good childhood." Well, now I know my next one-liner to tell my therapist.
@kyrstenmarie
@kyrstenmarie 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t go to bed I just pass out” MOOD 😂😂😂
@chemota37
@chemota37 4 жыл бұрын
Glad this guy is getting more and more recognition, he's been around for a while!
@charliedillon1400
@charliedillon1400 4 жыл бұрын
Listen to his podcast; most of his time is wasted missing flights and losing stuff.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 жыл бұрын
Love Kevin Hart
@welshkarlos
@welshkarlos 2 жыл бұрын
Just happens to coincide with him getting pally with Joe Rogan 😅 I think he's one of the best comedians to come out of America for a long time 🙂
@bochapman1058
@bochapman1058 2 жыл бұрын
@@welshkarlos Who is funny and not American? British comics fucking suck for the most part I like Russell and Ricky that’s about it.
@nogodfortomorrow
@nogodfortomorrow 2 жыл бұрын
You don't need ti emphasize the h!!
@luisfrau9810
@luisfrau9810 4 жыл бұрын
I like his way of performing. My friend worked at a hospital and once, he saw 3 doctors sitting around using an oxygen tank. They explained it was for the hangover.
@legna20v
@legna20v 4 жыл бұрын
they get AVs too
@yankees21393
@yankees21393 4 жыл бұрын
legna20v IV’s*
@stevejones371
@stevejones371 2 жыл бұрын
Some Dr.s also hide an IV in their coat to dehydrate for hangovers - true story.
@mockingslur6945
@mockingslur6945 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, I had a bunch of friend’s that were nurses, and they had the same stuff, just so they could drink again that day. Lol
@zacharyhockett6248
@zacharyhockett6248 4 жыл бұрын
As a nurse I can neither confirm nor deny that we do have a cure for hangovers. If we did have one though it would probably be called IV fluids.
@kinnymane8593
@kinnymane8593 2 жыл бұрын
As a veteran I can neither confirm nor deny that we also might have a hangover cure, if we did have one though it would probably be called pure oxygen flowing through the masks in our jets.
@The_Diddler
@The_Diddler 2 жыл бұрын
As a regular guy I can neither confirm nor deny that we do have a cure for hangovers. If we did have one though it would probably be called hair of the dog. 🍻
@dokasvudlec
@dokasvudlec 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it on his GET IN HEEEEEEERE!
@haisaj8164
@haisaj8164 2 жыл бұрын
“I thought I loved music, turns out I just hate my brain” me too lmfao
@fracuna89
@fracuna89 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking about the hangover bit, taking his comedy at face value. This guy just admitted to several serious issues he’s fighting, thinly disguised as jokes. I’m more concerned about his well being. Hang in there mark, keep growing!
@zachariahbarbour688
@zachariahbarbour688 2 жыл бұрын
Mate I hate to break it to you, but Mark passed away
@johnlowell5833
@johnlowell5833 2 жыл бұрын
@@zachariahbarbour688 no he didn’t lmao. Are you thinking of Norm McDonald?
@moustachio334
@moustachio334 2 жыл бұрын
I miss trains in Thailand. The sleepers are great. Last time I took a sleeper, I got woken up at 4 and told to jump off the back of the train because they didn’t want to stop for my stop at some obscure village lol. It felt like a movie scene holding my bags and the train employee casually telling me to jump off a moving vehicle
@CarlosGonzalez-ww5kk
@CarlosGonzalez-ww5kk 4 жыл бұрын
This Kevin Hart guy is gonna go far. Please, Netflix, Do your goddamn job and give this dude a special NOW.
@fmb1013
@fmb1013 2 жыл бұрын
“Enjoy Newark” is fucking hilarious
@3spanishfreaks970
@3spanishfreaks970 4 жыл бұрын
"I could sleep on a gravel road if I had a good childhood" might be one of the funniest stand-up lines I've heard. This guy is hilarious!
@likebotting784
@likebotting784 4 жыл бұрын
technically there is a hangover solution but nobody really wants to get an IV after every night out
@airline_peanuts
@airline_peanuts 4 жыл бұрын
Where do I sign?
@dillonowens3604
@dillonowens3604 4 жыл бұрын
IVs don't 'cure' hangovers. I've gone that route, it helps but for the standard person, even with drinking genes (mostly european), all you can do is hydrate, get electrolytes, take painkillers, and rest. The damage is already done for about 24 hours, you can't cure it just like you can't magically cure the flu or a cold. You just have to ride it out. Or keep drinking.
@wd2391
@wd2391 Жыл бұрын
@@dillonowens3604 sleep until about noon, drink several liquid IVs, take a Xanax, some caffeine, and some ibuprofen and I’m good! Oh and throw in about 4-6 beers as well lol. I’m a euro mutt and it seems to be an effective strategy
@anhiirr
@anhiirr 4 жыл бұрын
1:12 LMFAO facts of adulthood
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 4 жыл бұрын
I could sleep on a Gravel Road if I had a good childhood- No truer words have ever been said
@loquitogusanito
@loquitogusanito 4 жыл бұрын
Man i love this dude I hope he keeps getting more popular
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is a hot, buttery biscuit.
@Yulandapotee423
@Yulandapotee423 2 жыл бұрын
Love his honesty, your mind f@&$ks you over the most 😆🤣😂
@nunyabiz6918
@nunyabiz6918 4 жыл бұрын
Most underrated low-key genius in comedy
@rsuffridge1
@rsuffridge1 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy!
@davenbezotte1754
@davenbezotte1754 2 жыл бұрын
Love the delivery and so so relatable
@Bluecat33
@Bluecat33 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comic at the moment! Dude is on fire!
@TheBiggerDavo
@TheBiggerDavo 4 жыл бұрын
Did you see that good morning Cleveland interview. Thats what got me!
@jstma6201
@jstma6201 4 жыл бұрын
Lollll love Mark. Definitely one of my favorites
@xGenerationMadnessx
@xGenerationMadnessx 4 жыл бұрын
I love his delivery
@endeuinable
@endeuinable 3 жыл бұрын
He killed it! He will be one of the greats, he has comedy running through his veins.
@ryanmora3334
@ryanmora3334 3 жыл бұрын
Holy jeez, that might have been the best set of Mark Normand's i've ever seen lmao. Bravo, Mark. COMEDY
@jerry1dc
@jerry1dc 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for his Netflix special
@rickyalfaro4417
@rickyalfaro4417 4 жыл бұрын
Solid set.
@blonk182
@blonk182 4 жыл бұрын
Love this dude
@EricToolin
@EricToolin 4 жыл бұрын
Incredible set. Segue heaven
@mattgrundy27
@mattgrundy27 4 жыл бұрын
Too many people sleeping on Mark! Hes a crusher!!
@guymetdrapedes220
@guymetdrapedes220 2 жыл бұрын
They could sleep on a gravel road instead.
@Gojirilla
@Gojirilla 3 жыл бұрын
love this man
@Seetiyan
@Seetiyan 4 жыл бұрын
Sooo relatable.
@micjr21
@micjr21 4 жыл бұрын
God he's funny as hell. Wish he had a bunch of Netflix specials I could binge watch
@aaronmartin4611
@aaronmartin4611 2 жыл бұрын
Dude this was so funny!!
@osam4323
@osam4323 4 жыл бұрын
I almost stopped watching because he started off with some of his old material but glad I stuck around.
@blastfiend
@blastfiend 4 жыл бұрын
I mean this is from his 2017 special "Don't Be Yourself" so technically it's old material. Sill funny though baby! COMEDY! Queef. Anal. Praise Allah.
@Dyals_Style
@Dyals_Style 4 жыл бұрын
@@blastfiend nice clinker
@theragingcreeper9040
@theragingcreeper9040 3 жыл бұрын
I only liked this to get the # of likes to 69
@arthursevergnini8533
@arthursevergnini8533 4 жыл бұрын
This was so on point goddamn
@kevinking1750
@kevinking1750 2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, gravel roads are surprisingly comfortable.
@soilderisahealslut6614
@soilderisahealslut6614 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't need a mattress designed by NASA, I need a xanax and some self-esteem." Me too, man, me too.
@Runesocesius
@Runesocesius 4 жыл бұрын
Legend.
@Halfbreedmofo
@Halfbreedmofo 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see him live
@ral211able
@ral211able 4 жыл бұрын
Saw him at Punchline in Sacramento, great show and stand up; got a photo with him afterwards:)
@Teenom
@Teenom 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo!
@LegendaryManSlayer93
@LegendaryManSlayer93 4 жыл бұрын
Man you’re lucky. I want to see him live. I love his specials and his podcast.
@JesRocWitMe
@JesRocWitMe 4 жыл бұрын
Punchlines the best. When did you see him?
@ral211able
@ral211able 4 жыл бұрын
Jese Sep 26, i go to Punchline often. Ive seen Ari Shaffir and Ali Siddiq there too
@ronaldmartin7465
@ronaldmartin7465 4 жыл бұрын
He’s so tucking good
@marzybarzy4063
@marzybarzy4063 3 жыл бұрын
this dude i love him
@chrisloboda7331
@chrisloboda7331 2 жыл бұрын
He's SO GOOD
@Rockownz5150
@Rockownz5150 4 жыл бұрын
Mark rules!
@JordiVanderwaal
@JordiVanderwaal 4 жыл бұрын
I'll get tired of repeating this but... he's so funny and so hot. It's unfair. xD Already saw this stand-up (I think he did some of those jokes on a late-night talk show, but this full set was already up here on KZbin), but it's one of those things that you can watch again a few weeks/months later and still laugh like the first time.
@melindac3368
@melindac3368 4 жыл бұрын
Gravel Road. I died.
@johnicorn
@johnicorn 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, he's getting so good. I can't wait until he's epic.
@cap10planit17
@cap10planit17 4 жыл бұрын
this guy is hilarious
@millertime1101
@millertime1101 4 жыл бұрын
he knows my train experiences to a tee lmao
@JohnnyVega-cc2rq
@JohnnyVega-cc2rq 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is slept on...hard!
@sibusisomthimkhulu6797
@sibusisomthimkhulu6797 4 жыл бұрын
I like this guy
@waterdavid1156
@waterdavid1156 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@firecontent6841
@firecontent6841 3 жыл бұрын
Love dis guy 💀💀
@SignifiCat
@SignifiCat Жыл бұрын
Blessed are we by this stream of consciousness
@magicwood2360
@magicwood2360 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@jamilp2869
@jamilp2869 4 жыл бұрын
This guy kills
@TimJim9090
@TimJim9090 4 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comic
@pnwfavmilf05-12
@pnwfavmilf05-12 4 жыл бұрын
I'd never eat menudo but heard it works ;)
@joelisatorres4277
@joelisatorres4277 2 жыл бұрын
The greatest man 😂
@jatroy90
@jatroy90 4 жыл бұрын
Guy is awesome because he's relatable
@mugen7628
@mugen7628 3 жыл бұрын
God damn genius
@itchyego
@itchyego 4 жыл бұрын
SO Great! Mark, Come to the Big Island! - Ken in Hawaii
@lauren-rk1kc
@lauren-rk1kc 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I found him he’s funny
@TheCuttyBrown
@TheCuttyBrown 4 жыл бұрын
The materials new to me!
@DorianSane
@DorianSane 2 жыл бұрын
Not the old yearbook 😂😂😂🤦🏽
@brunoaichholzer8643
@brunoaichholzer8643 3 жыл бұрын
I like his counting jokes
@saxogrammaticus3917
@saxogrammaticus3917 3 жыл бұрын
Dude is great funny
@etps4444
@etps4444 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard of this guy until now, but he's really funny!! ^w^
@johnlewis8934
@johnlewis8934 4 жыл бұрын
ETPS he’s been on Conan
@shawnbowen6833
@shawnbowen6833 4 жыл бұрын
His podcast is "Tuesdays with stories" and its hilarious.
@TheMachoBurrito
@TheMachoBurrito 4 жыл бұрын
This man hit every PC note haha
@michaelshannon9169
@michaelshannon9169 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, same feel
@macrodriguez8834
@macrodriguez8834 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shet this guy is rippin it and it looks effortless!
@klfrostmediallc334
@klfrostmediallc334 2 жыл бұрын
He’s got a great voice!
@BeyondDestiny
@BeyondDestiny 4 жыл бұрын
i'm watching this with a hangover
@oledilep
@oledilep Жыл бұрын
Brain at a party hits home too hard.
@leiperfamily7707
@leiperfamily7707 4 жыл бұрын
Just saw him on Rogan he is awesome very funny
@weliveinasociety4629
@weliveinasociety4629 4 жыл бұрын
Some if it is so relatable it hurts
@MrAlecksTv
@MrAlecksTv 2 жыл бұрын
I can barely make eye contact with burrito vendors🤘🤣
@itstousha
@itstousha 4 жыл бұрын
I like him he's funny
@whataboutthis10
@whataboutthis10 4 жыл бұрын
Briliante
@joshuaayala8571
@joshuaayala8571 4 жыл бұрын
This guy makes sense
@mikethebeginner
@mikethebeginner 4 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. Never heard of the us before my iPad suggested him.
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 4 жыл бұрын
He made some very realistic points here.
@rylab1632
@rylab1632 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is fucking great
@Scars_on_my_nose
@Scars_on_my_nose 4 жыл бұрын
3:18 My life
@shirshachakraborty8283
@shirshachakraborty8283 4 жыл бұрын
Oxtail soup with parsley on top works.
@santioned_sneh
@santioned_sneh Жыл бұрын
Where can i watch this complete gig??
@_Woo
@_Woo 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy!
@anishia
@anishia 4 жыл бұрын
Too much truth in this 6 minute set 🙃😭
@Skoomz
@Skoomz 4 жыл бұрын
Damn...this dude has some demons lol
@joulupukki1607
@joulupukki1607 3 жыл бұрын
Like we all we other just are not this honest😂
@TomDeLaCruz
@TomDeLaCruz 4 жыл бұрын
we need to give this man a special so he can start working on new material
@devinanderson6716
@devinanderson6716 2 жыл бұрын
The yearbook didn't hit like i thought it would xD That was so damn edgy haha great stuff, funny duude.
@mixedlove1234
@mixedlove1234 4 жыл бұрын
Zyrtec Works wonders for hangovers
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