Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon Musk will NOT be close

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[@TMTWiizels]

It's all fun and games til Zuckerberg transforms into a 9 foot lizard in the octagon and rips Elon apart

[@fergi_sukaj]

Wait until Elon rips his skin and turns into a robot desingned to terminate 9 foot lizards

[@ardykiwi]

@@fergi_sukaj uno reverse 😂😂

[@alfianfahmi5430]

​@@fergi_sukaj Aah yes, Godzilla vs Gypsy Danger 😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheCultureCallout]

@@fergi_sukajisn’t Zuckerberg a robot Also ?

[@x8jason8x]

@@TheCultureCallout Mecha Godzilla vs Autistic Gundam?

[@tommyrokjer996]

Jeff Bezos as a backup

[@volgingwithastupidperson4262]

Bro is gonna be like vitort berlfot with the amount of riods he has

[@ThoughtProcessss]

Mark vs Jeff would be cool asf

[@ralphthedachshund5064]

Yes

[@CocaineCowboyJones]

Bezos vs Gates for the Co Main😂

[@piedramultiaristas8573]

Helper of like mvc or mk1? But he Will help who? And it Would reqquired other Helper for the other side, ahí Would be the other Helper?

[@Frexican54]

People forget that Elon has strong wrestling skills from years of wrestling slaves on his father's Emerald mines.

[@mrdiynz4116]

lol

[@MrParanoiaAgent]

This is a good point, said slaves were mostly children but there are some big kids out there and desperation lends people great strength.

[@jl_feitosa]

I know the story is fake but this was funny lol

[@William-Morey-Baker]

​@@jl_feitosathe fact his dad had a 50% stake in an emerald mine is real, idea that Musk ever wrestled slaves at said mine is a joke... just to clarify....

[@darkkonoha5865]

@@jl_feitosa It isn't. His father got his wealth from apartheid emerald mines, just like he uses child slaves to mine cobalt in the DRC today.

[@victorsilvapacheco9630]

If this happens, we're truly living in a Parallel universe.

[@Jay-fe2to]

i think the term you're looking for is simulation

[@rumblebird9888]

A lot of black holes got released and caused realities to collide with each other

[@Aznchrispie]

Cannon event

[@Alex-V.S]

This is the 1,000,000th unoriginal copy/paste comment I see about this fight.

[@koolkidmalumunzolo]

Harambee died

[@tobiasmelgard2070]

Elon has downloaded every fighting style ever created into his neurolink chip.

[@erikbudrow1255]

Elon: "I know kung fu" Mark: "Show me" (Both appear in a cartoon dojo in the Meta)

[@eggspanda2475]

@@erikbudrow1255 bro stop trying to hit me and hit me

[@donkey_mediocre7246]

Due to the hits on the head the neurolink shorts and explodes kingsman style killing elon

[@redrage369]

The ultimate martial art that results in the combination of every single one, the Gangnam style

[@Leandro.5827]

He is beginning to believe

[@Handofcrom13]

imagine if Mark Zuckerberg bulked up to be like 185lbs of muscle

[@LeqsoGogishvili-ys2kj]

Mark "swole" zuckerberg

[@necromancer871]

@@LeqsoGogishvili-ys2kj Mark muscleberg

[@mechamach8873]

@@necromancer871 Elon Muskle

[@supahotfire2527]

From Mark Zuckerberg to Wahlberg

[@appa609]

Honestly that's pretty hard for a thin framed 5'7" guy. I can see him up to 170 lb lean but past that it'd be tough.

[@phrog4323]

Whoever loses gets their app taken off storefronts

[@aguy481]

Then Elon must lose

[@StandWatie1862]

​@@aguy481Why? Because you can't groom kids on Twitter anymore?

[@randomuser5443]

@@aguy481kill the book

[@brianfox340]

A win for society regardless

[@Jukestar]

@@brianfox340 Honest to God. lmao

[@CaPnBaLlBaG]

Elon taps to pressure, 100%. I don't believe for a second he's going to walk into a gym, get absolutely smashed by everyone at open mat, and continue to have the desire to keep coming back. If he doesn't back out, he won't train enough to be actually ready. Mark was doing all this long before the cameras were ever on him for it. My money is always gonna be on the guy who's about that life.

[@aspockworkorange]

Absolutely, Elon seems like he’d be the gym bitch

[@revailing]

I think you underestimate his willpower. Dude hasnt build insane companys sleeping on his pillow

[@Ricardo7250]

@@revailing Except he has? Lol

[@thatguy5779]

@@revailingElons a fraud

[@aspockworkorange]

@@revailing he has lol plus that’s completely different from grinding it out in a combat sport

[@xpatterson6870]

The fact that this could happen could happen is matrix breaking

[@ishansammidi]

it prob is but def not this year i think it would be in march as elon has no experience

[@redrage369]

I got deja vu reading your comment

[@redrage369]

I got deja vu reading your comment

[@xpatterson6870]

@@redrage369 what gave you deja vu

[@ajlendful]

@@redrage369 what gave you deja vu

[@PurpleStormProductions]

Saying Zuck having something over Elon in a fight just made me pause and giggle over how absolutely absurd this whole thing is. I DIED laughing at the Colosseum rumor for the same reason, this is so ridiculous, I’m on my hands and knees for this to actually happen

[@Player-ix7rx]

Nobody cares about your opinion

[@someguy701]

This comment is the definition of casual

[@bhopirl4552]

@@someguy701someguy701

[@jasx1485]

Super casual and know nothing

[@PurpleStormProductions]

@@someguy701 I’m just saying this whole thing is ridiculous because it is, how does that make me a casual? I’m an actual fight fan lmao

[@BruceChastain]

Mark recently did a sub 20min 5k running race, so he actually has endurance. I think Mark has it pretty easy.

[@billfred9411]

Normally i would point out that you can never really know till you see them fight but yea, not here. Just one look at Elons body and i get a strong feeling that he isint built to fight at all. I bet they would set it up like that youtuber boxing and they will likley end the fight right away when it becomes obvios that Elon doesint have a chance.

[@brutalseed6643]

A sub 20 5k is no joke. It actually takes quite a bit of athleticism and training to do- your average joe would struggle to do sub 30.

[@thesnowman2509]

@@brutalseed6643 it would take me like 40 lol. then again I'm 15

[@goofygoober7617]

@@brutalseed6643Well it depends where you’re coming from. If you’re a weightlifter doing it yeah, if you’re someone who’s more oriented towards distance running it’s a different story.

[@brutalseed6643]

Even if you’re oriented towards running distance it’s still difficult. That’s almost in the elite category for his age group. It’s fast enough for me to not believe it was real at first lol.

[@steve-zo4bf]

imagine elon goes in thinking its gonna be a goofy meme fight and then mark walks out and he's put on 30 pounds of muscle and he's just ready to bust ass

[@brianpetersen570]

Realistically he won’t need the muscle- just being super fit would be way more dangerous

[@longdongmc.johnson]

elon standing in the cage kinda smiling until he sees mark giving him the death stare and he realises he is in big trouble.

[@Trigorastronomology]

Don’t worry. You don’t bring a lizard to a flamethrower fight. Especially when a robotic terminator is holding it.

[@greenbrickbox3392]

​@@longdongmc.johnsonlmao the same energy as Ivan Drago vs Apollo Creed

[@John2r1]

So Mark walks out being slower because muscle weighs more than fat and he's already got a disadvantage in reach. And since it's an MMA style fight under MMA rules . Elon is allowed to punch him in the face , kick him in the knee cap, throw him around and choke him. The punches and kicks being illegal in Mark's principle martial art that he has trained in for years and would automatically want to use. Ie Jiu Jitsu. Literally in an MMA match under MMA Rules the things Elon isn't allowed to do are the following .. Eye gouging , throat punches or kicks , punches or kicks to the nuts, biting or throwing Mark out of the cage intentionally. In Jiu Jitsu all punches and kicks are illegal as are eye gouging , biting and all throws. Elon can use throws and wresling moves as well as boxing and kickboxing. Which if Elon want's to make the trip over to Romania and work with 3 time world kickboxing champion Andrew Tate and two time European Kickboxing champion Tristan Tate. He already got the invitation to do so at their house in their home gym. So yeah if Elon takes it seriously enough in training it could be an interesting fight at the least. Mostly because of the difference in the rules that would play against what Mark is use to doing in Jiu Jitsu competitions.

[@billfrench1069]

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the “walrus” was an obvious joke? TJ is taking him so seriously thinking he would only try the Walrus move.

[@MrParanoiaAgent]

I think that when it comes to people who don’t know how to fight, the walrus might not be a joke at all and quite literally the only thing they’re prepared to execute.

[@gnarrcan108]

Yeah it was a joke but it also fundamentally shows dude knows nothing about fighting

[@phakyou]

ikr

[@ufgbkgchehshid8115]

@@gnarrcan108 he has literally been traning with jujitsu partners lmao the walrus move was a obvious joke. Elon isnt some idoit hes obviously a genuis i think dude understands rhat sitting on someone isnt gonna be easy

[@dirtburger38]

it was 100% a joke, elon's wording was really sarcastic

[@champ1159]

Zuckerberg trains striking with Khai Wu whos possibly the most evasive counter striker I've ever seen so I'd like to see what his stand up looks like

[@daebak7370]

Kkai wu vs Jeff chan mmashredded

[@Jaham32712]

​@dumbyetsmarterthanyou2960Dan is just not the smartest 😂 very tough guy though, and his striking is actually good, just not defensively sound

[@llkm5399]

​@dumbyetsmarterthanyou2960p😊

[@dsan17]

@dumbyetsmarterthanyou2960 Training with someone elusive doesn't make you elusive. It makes you more accurate.

[@Suesco]

i trained with tom brady so im excited to see how i QB in the superbowl.

[@STiergoofball]

I love you for the fact that you literally made a video about this

[@Trekzity]

Ok

[@YingMing-if5vn]

I think Elon would have a heart attack mid fight honestly

[@user-cp2dy7xj9f]

If he dies, does Mark automatically get twitter?

[@getl0st]

Yeah, from the COVID Vaxxines he stupidly took 🤦‍♂

[@YingMing-if5vn]

@@user-cp2dy7xj9f I mean is Elon bets it on Twitter, then I guess Mark gets it.

[@magnum_opus5377]

@@user-cp2dy7xj9f if he dies, he dies

[@RomanticPrayers]

We all know mark a lizard so he’s got this in less than 4 rounds

[@lungzs]

1 round

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

Musk is an alien though. There's no telling what his physiology brings to the table.

[@wiltmarlonelao]

Yeah, but Musk has that Neuralink thing going for him, so he can just download Kung Fu into his chip and he can go Neo on Zuck’s lizard ass.

[@justinw1765]

Yes, but what most don't know, is that Musk is a Mustelidae-the same family that wolverines, honey badgers, and weasels come from, and you don't want to mess with those animals, even if you're a large lizard... (one of the few family's of animals who has many members regularly hunt and kill animals significantly bigger than themselves, whether prey or even fellow predators).

[@notjoshuafill]

We should definitely have the UFC label on this fight, but if we could have a UFC event and in the colosseum that would be crazy.

[@jedensnow1084]

Hell no. I'm all for this fight but the UFC doesn't deserve free money, especially how poorly they treat their fighters.

[@nom6758]

this might be the dumbest comment on this video tbh

[@hhiippiittyy]

And a nuke hits after the second round. Godzilla leans in and gives the camera the finger. Fuck it.

[@testingsomething5280]

@@jedensnow1084 ok then don't watch it

[@jedensnow1084]

@@testingsomething5280 Or we can just get them to independently promote their own fight. They have the money; the UFC doesn't need to get involved.

[@flxsemi653]

We're truly living in a simulation. Maybe Meta did work and we're all unknowingly in it now haha.

[@cherryb0ng]

Size advantage is nothing if you don't have cardio or know how to punch.

[@joshf-w9602]

And have zero cardio. I love the Elon cult members who try to paint Elon to be like some superhuman who’s going to decapitate Mark with one bunch as if Elon is Deontay Wilder or something

[@TreySarver]

Right so when neither one has cardio or knows how to punch, size advantage comes into play.

[@parker5548]

@@TreySarver you know mark actually trains right? He’s trained striking for a while and has a few BJJ wins. Versus Elon who has probably never thrown a punch in his life. There’s no comparison even if Elon has 15 pounds of muscle and 40 pounds of fat on mark

[@drum_dragon7574]

@@TreySarverdog did not watch the video whatsoever

[@joshf-w9602]

@@TreySarver Mark will have far superior cardio on the account that he actually works out and trains. Mark has been training BJJ for a few years and competed in tournaments so he’s used to grappling cardio. Elon looks like he hasn’t exercised in years

[@rhmotes]

"He thinks his size advantage will solely win him this fight" This is exactly what Danaher said he believed during, but not after his training session. Jon also said Musk was astonished after rolling with Lex and being unable to do anything.

[@JohnSmith-gp9ut]

Where does Danaher say this?

[@keystorm8598]

Given the recent update. Elon pussy out. I knew elon was setting up an excuse when he twitted out. That he needed surgery for his back, like a month ago. All that talk, to try to look tough.....pathetic LOL

[@ethandolbear3834]

The big problem with this fight is what you're saying around 6:15. This is NOT a lot of time to train, and on top of that, these are two billionaires with multiple companies to run. I doubt either of these people will be able to train much at all with their daily lives being as they are. The prospect of "billionaire boxing" is hilarious altogether, though, and I'm totally for it. Maybe if they do end up pulling this off, proceeds could go to charity or something. Would seem like a decent publicity stunt all in all.

[@andrewyoung8550]

Mark actually does do MMA and trains. Gotta also recall billionaires don’t actually run companies outside of high level strategic decision making, they hire talented people to do the day to day technical stuff for them. A common denominator with very wealthy people is that they usually aren’t the smartest person in the room but they are very good at finding the smartest person and recruiting them to work in a role for them.

[@Dejawolfs]

seems like mark has more time on his hand than Elon :P

[@sujanaryal833]

Elon has time to tweet, scroll, and argue with people on twitter everyday so I am sure he can manage to train if he is willing to. As for Zuck he was already training before this thing started. Even if they own multiple companies it's not like they are actively engaged in those everyday. In fact for large corporations most owners usually don't do shit most of the time. Don't mistake them for owners of small businesses who have to work day and night because they can't afford to hire people.

[@madisonhasson8981]

I best Musl would donate his proceeds to the starving Martian Colonist Fund.

[@JohnTovar-ks8dp]

@@andrewyoung8550 Sounds like Zuck isn't working hard enough at his business. When he should have been researching whether the Metaverse was a good idea, he was running, training at the gym, and doing MMA. Oops!

[@LordWallace]

On top of what you said I have zero faith in Musk's cardio, I think most of his time really has to be focused on getting in shape and being able to fight longer than 90 seconds. Thats the main reason I think Mark is going to smoke him.

[@asuraspath2262]

Nah, Musk being well versed in several martial arts will be to his advantage. Mark ain't all that.

[@proskateboy]

@@asuraspath2262 He said he trained a bit of Judo as a child, in what universe is that "versed". Mark took heads at a legit bjj tournament not even 6 months ago. Here's a double cup of copium for you buddy, drink it while its hot.

[@PengyDraws]

@@asuraspath2262 Mark is versed in BJJ, there is no answer to that if you don't know grappling, and Elon Musk cannot learn BJJ in less than a year.

[@kontrackandfield8506]

Thats why Leon Edwards has the most aesthetic physique

[@gelo888]

Hilarious bro! 😐

[@user-og9nl5mt1b]

Yes but he is black so ew 🤢

[@strickenrod2681]

The Mario parasites are spreading

[@suwatte950]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@gelo888”Hilarious bro!😐” 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@impulsiveman5901]

@@strickenrod2681bc he makes good point

[@rando5673]

I don't think most people know how incredibly long 5 minute rounds are. Elon could train for 2 years at his age and not last 5 mins in the ring

[@HomeDefender30]

Big facts. It took me damn near a year of training before I wasn’t absolutely sucking wind after 5 minutes. At my peak I could make it through 3, 5 minute rounds sparring, but would be dead afterwards…. And that’s sparring not going full out.

[@AD-df5tm]

Exactly! People seem to be overlooking the fact that Musk is 52 years old. Dude is so far past whatever prime he may have had I would be surprised if he even lasted one round. I'm 10 years younger, actually have an athletic background (hockey) and train daily. a 5 min round absolutely kicks my ass.

[@jdiaz4877]

I want this to happen, and I agree with your analysis I think overall stamina is going to end Elon, Mark has been training and competing way longer.

[@mirandajones6602]

You want it to happen??? Hahaha are you on Thread yet?

[@StandWatie1862]

Is it because the little c-note coddles your world view without push back?

[@asuraspath2262]

Haha, nope. Mark has been training less than a year. Elon has spent years training in several martial arts and he has also been fighting in Africa. Mark ain't all that.

[@monkeybundi]

@@asuraspath2262 "Elon has spent years training in several martial arts and he has also been fighting in Africa" yeah totally

[@marvinvogtde]

​@@asuraspath2262dude look at him, if he ever did that it was decades ago, and I bet with "fighting in Africa he meant the times he was bullied in school or the time he got pushed down the stairs because nobody likes him.

[@Mille06140]

Imagine if two buffed up versions of Elon and Mark pulled up at the colosseum in gladiator armour.

[@cherryb0ng]

Mark referencing Khabib is the first thing he did ever that I liked

[@swasho2939]

man why is Elon doing this to himself? he could have been fine as the SpaceX and Tesla guy.. but he had to ruin twitter and now get a whooping from the Facebook guy

[@Jangz_]

He ruined twitter? He literally saved it, people on that app are so cringe with no life now they can’t spend the whole day scrolling their life away and trying to cancel someone every second for existing🤣

[@nyancat6322]

@@Jangz_ u mad bro? Elon's losing mad money on Twitter and making himself into a joke getting into fights with randos, firing people online then crawling back and rehiring them

[@joshf-w9602]

He bought it because his ego could not handle the fact his cult of personality was starting to wear off. Notice how many fan boys he’s now inherited

[@Richardprior839]

Lol Twitter is the gayest platform out there. Good thing he ruined it

[@Jangz_]

@@nyancat6322 it’s crazy cause you the one who sound mad😂 idgaf what happens to elon as long as those people with rainbow hairs and multi pronouns suffer im happy

[@forthdimension686]

For some reason I think Mark's got those hands🥊😂

[@StandWatie1862]

Well he stole Facebook so he definitely has hands

[@redrage369]

One blow and he turns your face into a book

[@elliothammer9485]

Mark from that jewish hood

[@StandWatie1862]

He doesn't and his highlights are pitiful.

[@justinw1765]

Well he definitely has those killer kind of vibes for sure.

[@NICOLASLAM-xy6mn]

The prelims should be the best security money can buy from both sides and it should be a battle royale

[@christianlimauro]

thats actually genius

[@greencondoresq]

"He says he's a beginner, but his striking is not bad." - Always be cautious about the guy who consistently downplays his own fighting ability.

[@HorizunTheAlien]

Elon was definitely trolling by saying "The Walrus" bruv lol

[@somewagyuenjoyer]

"It's not about the weight, it's about the technique" -A wise man, idk who

[@richardhoran3694]

Royce Gracie

[@Chazman2705]

Demetrious Johnson

[@nickleback3695]

Then why do weight classes exist?

[@somewagyuenjoyer]

@@nickleback3695 No one cares about weight classes and people who care about that don't exist

[@thebignacho]

​@@nickleback3695Because modern fighting is asinine

[@darkdudironaji]

I just hope the post fight interview goes like this. Rogan: "You just won the biggest fight of your life. What are you gonna do next?" Billionaire Winner: "I'm gonna buy Disneyland!"

[@muhammadraja1200]

This event seems rather similar to the influencer boxing scene.

[@rouge-ish324]

On a grand scale

[@Highcaliberx123]

“Based on these shirtless pics” 🤣🤣😭

[@CarltonGauss]

Dude, if they actually do this in the Coliseum with a decent undercard, I'll pay serious money for tickets.

[@dotsinki1096]

elon musk mma fight against mark zuckerberg hosted by dana white in the colosseum sounds like a story written by an AI

[@zwatchxd9175]

they’re gonna reveal their true self if they actually fight, a robot vs a lizard

[@justinw1765]

Well Mark may be a lizard, but if Elon is a robot, he's sure got some advanced AI, because I remember him kind of tearing up during one of his Rogan interviews.

[@meltedsnowman9637]

200 pounds for Elon is a comically bad guess. That gives about the same adjusted BMI as Zuckerberg.

[@ayysweetstea9339]

Very informative I'm excited to see if this fight is true and will it honestly happen.

[@MissesWitch]

3:32 can't believe he's taking this seriously!

[@Lektuerekurs]

The real Walrus includes sometimes arching up, clapping your arms and barking

[@robertsimpson2133]

Mark looks like the type to tap to strikes.

[@fwoggangidk]

Imagine Kong fighting Godzilla in the damn Colosseum 😭😭

[@wookiecookie7391]

If this fight actually happens I think it should be a catchweight. This would somewhat compensate for Elon's age difference

[@JohnSmith-fn3hm]

We live in the fucking Matrix. The fact there is even a possibility of this fight coming to fruition boggles my mind.

[@williamkryel7063]

Words cannot describe how much I want this to happen

[@pedro6414]

Can’t wait for that fight

[@hisagi_shuhei5581]

What a beautiful world this would be if any conflict was to be solved like this. No more wars just a 1v1 cage fight

[@j3en534]

Mark may be lighter but he’s got that lizard man strength

[@StylizedKitsune]

Just goes to show, if Zuck vs Elon happens in the coliseum we're officially living in a simulation

[@jackharpe3rd233]

THANK YOU for approaching this analysis with objectivity and not Fanboying over one Billionaire over another Billionaire like most channels do.

[@lieutenantpepper2734]

The corporate wars from cyberpunk has begun!

[@godaddy9837]

Mf I thought he was gonna talk about the apps but he legit gave a analysis on a fight 🤣

[@rickvandam3238]

Now this is what we want Big corporations fighting each other one on one I will watch this when it's announced

[@McL0VINNN]

This would be like watching a fight of Riptor vs Fulgore.

[@willlinke2849]

Yeah im sick to my stomach having to admit this but I’m certain zuck has the edge

[@projectstoicism]

Not gonna lie I think it'll be closer. Elon is substantally bigger than 200 pounds, could be nearing 300 based on that barrel at his height. My main gym nemesis is a 260 pound dude and I'm around Zucks size and once he gets a grip I can't break it. All that being said -- if Zuck just stays on the outside and throws while Elon gets tired, I think his opportunity is pretty good.

[@ovenfullofbread6512]

I think Elon would get gassed quick though. Then it’ll be more one sided

[@e65666]

Bro he is 52

[@projectstoicism]

@@e65666 He is -- but that size difference, I can't quite explain how much of a difference that makes, as a fighter. Especially being as Zucks is a white belt. I'm a blue belt and that big of a difference in size has a massive effect.

[@mitchrils]

Elon is nowhere near 300lbs. I’d guess 220

[@projectstoicism]

@@mitchrils He's like 6'4" and has the size that he has. Lowest I would say is he's 270

[@turdfurgler705]

If it’s in the colosseum it will be the most memorable fight for a long time

[@theencryptedpartition4633]

An Alien vs Robotic intelligence, this is gonna be interesting. In MCOC the cosmos buff has power over technology buff

[@drdeskins6004]

Was I the only one shocked Elon is 52 years old? I thought bro was like 35 not gonna lie 💀

[@arianitonline8748]

I thought he was 60+ from his body physique

[@shanechenmusic1804]

He looks like he's that old though?

[@12801270able]

Must be because of how immature he is. He clearly looks that old, and he's shaped like Donald Trump.

[@ajlucky0076]

If we are still alive for the next few hundred years historians will look back on this fight as a legendary event that the people of this time got to witness

[@wortis683]

Nah, they are just some rich stupid ppl

[@exynth1a215]

no not really

[@RamzaBeo]

This fight NEEDS to be at a coliseum!!

[@rigelb9025]

I'm still waiting for it.

[@solomonblake7041]

One hard leg kick to the calf from Mark and it’s all over

[@kylesadirtbag5937]

Nobody’s gonna care if Elon loses cuz he’s in his 50s and is untrained. However if Mark loses, he’s in his 30s and trained, but lost to a guy in his 50s who is untrained.

[@thedremexin8281]

People will care of Elon loses

[@24karatekid]

There are people who celebrate a man winning in women's sports so yes there will be people who would celebrate that.

[@dsan17]

I would. Because he beat a guy way bigger than him and it proves that proper training pays off.

[@kylesadirtbag5937]

@@dsan17 that’s soy boy talk. It’s WAAAAAY more impressive for Elon

[@kylesadirtbag5937]

@@dsan17 if you know anything about the aging process and the fact that the dude is untrained you know that it’s a bigger test for Elon. Also I always say this because people don’t know anything; as an amateur boxer and former competitive wrestler, I can say that this training stuff isn’t magic… It just makes you better than you were before. There’s people that train for decades that have less skill than people who start six months ago. God-given talent and superior genetics a lot of the time goes farther than “training“. We’re all built different and some of us are just built for different things. If you want a more obvious example of this look at the differences between sexes. Look at the differences between weight classes. All else being equal, the delineating factor is what nature and/or God made you. God made Elon a better specimen, but the specimen is untrained and old so that’s what makes it interesting. The age here is the delineated factor. It’s not impressive beating an old person. If Elon was also in his 30s Mark would have essentially no chance. But given the fact that Elon has one of the most major handicaps you could possibly have, again that’s what makes it interesting

[@seaweedsniffer8468]

It’s going to be a Mortal Kombat match, Cyrax vs Reptile.

[@harrywatson2694]

great meme video i thought you were serious until the walrus parts

[@jacobsmith8914]

An EXTREMELY rare Zuckerberg W is incoming

[@Florit.]

Mark will transform into a lizard and Elon will pull up in an iron man suit

[@Ar1AnX1x]

in Striking being smaller is not much of a disadvantage really since speed and timing is just so much more important than power

[@VoidHxnter]

I’ve just started Jiu Jitsu a month ago, and I already know what to do if Elon goes for “The Walrus.” I’m assuming it’s a side control where he’s just laying his stomach on mine. All you gotta do is bridge your hips up, shrimp outward, and straight into close guard or go straight for a sweep into mount, and it’s pretty much over from there if Elon doesn’t know how to escape. If I’m wrong, please tell me and I’ll keep it in mind. I love learning stuff about BJJ.

[@tmrtyn]

So, what if Elon has Neuralink installed in his brain and had an "I know kung fu" moment?

[@deandip4961]

lmao wtf, marks actually badass

[@Colin-um5tz]

If this ever happens, I’m gonna start a betting system there

[@boxingcentre1336]

Yo Tj can you make a who’s the 140 pounder in boxing it’s one of the most stacked divisions I remember you made a who’s the best light video but no one there fight each other but everyone at 140 fights each other pls make one

[@tarekrahou6529]

If it happens, yeah my money on the Zucc. Elon don't stand a chance.

[@stopbeingafanboy.]

On the zucc 💀

[@gaurav7142]

I hope gsp trains elon well for the fight He's the only hope

[@wcc4269]

Zuck vs Elon in the Roman gladiator pits is hilarious

[@Walleyedwosaik]

I agree I think it would be absolutely FUCKING *AWESOME*

[@jonahhofmeyr8306]

A fight went down in one of the comments about what takes more willpower: training for a fight or being the richest man in the world. There would be a lot more rich poeple if it was that easy

[@goatmanfan1934]

Elon is incredibly intelligent so I think he recognizes that Mark will win he just doesn’t care.

[@jakefastf]

Elons not that smart

[@marvinvogtde]

Good joke, really intelligent move of him to get forced to buy a platform he didn't want to buy and the make it loose over halve the value you paid for it in just a couple months. I'm sure it's a real 5D move.

[@goatmanfan1934]

He didn’t become the richest man in the world by being dumb…

[@pjmathison9787]

@@goatmanfan1934he got it by being a grifter and having an headstart. Also he was pretty lucky

[@goatmanfan1934]

@@pjmathison9787 luck runs out at some point it doesn’t carry you all the way to the position Elon is in today

[@bingflosby]

I think you are underestimating Elons willingness to take performance enhancing drugs

[@alexanonymous4429]

Best case scenario a giant sinkhole opens up under the arena

[@BallerDan53]

If the octagon has taught us anything, it's that the most viable fighting style in a competition setting is a mix of boxing, wrestling, and Brazilian jiu-jitsu. I'm not sure where the walrus stands, but I can't see it being incredibly viable.

[@Convo9]

Big thank you to our sponsors at meta😂

[@strickenrod2681]

You are pressed that Elon will get destroyed in a fight.

[@top10africa9]

Mark deff got it in the bag bro. He's not the best Jiu Jitsu artist ever but he's good as you said. And elon has nothing as far as I know. Only his size. And i just don't think he will be able to use it. If it ends up on the ground mark will pull of an submission from most positions that elon would end up in. And i also think mark could win the exchanges on the feet. Hell he might just get volk as well to train with someone he's a similar size to. And learn tricks from him.

[@21sausage9]

TJ can you do one video about Inoue vs Fulton?

[@ahandle01]

Real life billionaire powerscaling is crazy

[@justinmikko1321]

I think endurance will play a big role for Elon, since he is electric, he can't gas.

[@cockerel6253]

Nice!

[@lungzs]

elon tweeting like the dude isnt full of shit all the time is crazy. funnily enough i can see mark doing it w his journey into bjj

[@mirandajones6602]

I love elon He's intelligent

[@lungzs]

@@mirandajones6602 and im a billionaire

[@themaskedmagic1783]

@@mirandajones6602Leon edwards better

[@JokersVsZombies]

The reptillian overlords got the simulation running on "chaos mode".

[@JinKee]

If they don't fight wearing giant mech suits what are we even doing?

[@scottc2076]

Jesse on fire explained that Elon does actually have a lot of training

[@razaleesent.1579]

This fight is not happening if it does and Elon says he'd be ready in Dec, with his "Tesla's will be fully automated in 2019" (he said that in 2016) he wouldn't be ready until 2030

[@HappyHappyHappyYAY]

Brooo if they fight in the colosseum this is some internet fandom fever dream that makes history.

[@zyxyx6754]

Given that there's a couple of months for preparation, Musk has enough time to get good enough with the basics that coupled with his beginner gains (easily a couple kg of muscle if he's serious enough) he could very well put so much extra mass on his frame that the difference becomes insurmountable for Zuck, weight classes exist for a reason and at that point Musk is what, 3 weight classes above him? Then again, neither of them is a professional fighter, so it could boil down to whoever gets the first opportunity wins pretty much immediately.

[@judah9343]

elon already had his mom excuse him from the fight

[@Hybred]

Elon Musk stated on JRE that as a teenager he took various martial arts classes, so he has experience. The fact you did a whole video on this topic yet didn't find this information is lazy. Now as someone who also use to study martial arts then stopped, knowledge dosen't = good execution, you'll remember what you learned but executing the moves smoothly and having good cardio is hard without practice so he will have to get in shape and get comfortable performing again, but he's not starting from the absolute beginning.

[@xs1069]

And don't forget Elon grew up in very violent Pretoria, had many real world fights and once almost got bashed to death. That type of childhood makes you a very different fighter to someone who started as an adult learning in a padded gym.