Markiplier Animated - AMAZON SELF DEFENSE!

Steve is having a bad day
ORIGINAL AUDIO FROM : I Review Amazon Self Defense Products
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[@greeninferno1339]

0:43 . Me: He’s going to whip himself isn’t he? “I’m not a Masochist” Markiplier: *whips himself three times*

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Which is coincidentally the same number of syllables that are in masochist.

[@devibaebie8860]

I love that he doesn't know he's a masochist. Who else would exercise on legos???

[@torakunoichi]

There’s a moment where he’s assembling Steve and is holding Steve’s head near his and all I could think was he’s gonna headbutt Steve Lo and behold he headbutted steve

[@Silver5kull]

@@devibaebie8860 i dunno why people think Lego blocks hurt. I guess it might be because i was raised walking barefoot on gravel

[@devibaebie8860]

@@Silver5kull Ah, yes thou have broken past the soft peets of the average citizen and must now be a shoeless demigod, please teach me your ways. I stepped on an extension cord the other day and cried for ten minutes🥺

[@HopeHendershot-Moskal]

Mark: Steve say hi. Steve: help! Fucking genius.

[@fionnarose1380]

memento mori

[@spacecadet5859]

memento mori

[@the.great.skeleton]

Memento mori

[@doctorelfinstone1414]

Memento Mori! 🖤🤍💀⏳

[@DoctorX17]

Genius indeed! Memento Mori!

[@ComicalRealm]

"When it comes to your self defense, spare no expense" - Animated Markiplier, 2021, colorized

[@liltone829]

iss true

[@timwoods2852]

And that's why I brought dinosaurs back to life.

[@zandokuhastur9436]

This man is speaking facts right now.

[@crownember560]

and thats why i went down to the neighborhood gunstore for glock o clock

[@finstrike7]

“WAAAAAAAAAHahaha...!”

[@faithseden293]

“Jennifer dumped me” That was your shortest, saddest story yet

[@talkingdomination1928]

Three words is all it takes to get the tears flowing

[@firzanwolfred6112]

who's Jennifer?

[@lowheadvarney158]

@@firzanwolfred6112 Game grumps within a markiplier animated? Interesting...

[@mad_imad6177]

IS THAT A GAME GRUMPS REFERENCE!

[@woodknight9lr]

@@mad_imad6177 yes I believe it was

[@kamimiller1193]

I’d like to think that Steve went back in time and told the other mannequins what Mark did to him and they all got angry and started to freak young Mark out and that’s why Mark has a fear of mannequins. It stems from this moment.

[@h2dfives799]

I guess you could say it was... Self Defense

[@walker96284]

😅😅😅😅

[@kisabliss5376]

Mark: I’m not a masochist! Mark: *proceeds to hit himself with a whip*

[@liltone829]

to see how much it hurts when he uses it on others

[@liltone829]

so he knows he can rely on it

[@liltone829]

:)

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

He just want to see can his body handles it

[@liltone829]

@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 nope im right you're wrong

[@asadunn9339]

“Jennifer dumped me!” Egoraptor: “First time?”

[@loki4807]

Now we just need Stacy.

[@pinkiepower1968]

I love these. They're like concentrated shots of Mark's chaos, enhanced by your lovely animations. 💙

[@pastelearrings]

They really are and they’re so great!😂😂✨

[@monroerobbins7551]

Especially when he starts yelling and his eyes just go in different directions.

[@Freyjinn]

Mark's chaos inspires me so much loll

[@francoguerrero587]

Guess what make a video by mark a blur his friends is in the money it's at the door to do the boss snakesnake buzz take a cartoon video and mark a blur his friends

[@francoguerrero587]

Make a video called cartoon remarkable for his friends and money's at the toilet with me the bus snakes the snake buzz

[@brycevo]

Good ol' "I'm not a masochist" Markiplier

[@tristanmilner9511]

Remember, it's not a sexual thing. It's about Power.

[@pokemonsonicgirl123]

​@@tristanmilner9511And you gotta be motivated.

[@princesskillasis1602]

I wanna sometime make a video of how many times he was but he never admit it to us lol

[@Brennbare]

The world needs more of this. It's freaking brilliant 😄

[@flamesdoesstuff7105]

Yes

[@KrytenMark]

Poor Steve doesn't get paid enough for this sort of thing. 😆😂 Great animation, Freyjinn. :)

[@fionnarose1380]

worse, he doesn't get paid at all. 😶

[@j_in_xe_7780]

Mark: "Oh, yeah yeah, I'll give you my wallet *my wallet of PAIN!* AaaeeYyeEegoWW, YoUu AaSsHOlE.." Me: *wheezing hysterically* 'HE HIT HIMSELFF'

[@hjmayland]

Those "tactical whips" are pretty damn effective. I was in training and we had one to test everyone's pain tolerance. They hurt like a bitch let me tell you. They work but with how short they are I wouldn't rely on it because you don't want someone that close to you to begin with.

[@greatbritton7202]

I want this as a show NOW!!!!!

[@Dapper_Frog]

Remember it is hard to animate... but I agree

[@Moonzokast]

0:30 "it's also a tazer" Dummy: "why do I hear boss music?"

[@SpaceKnight105]

1:06 I can’t stop laughing at this part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HuntsWiththeWolves]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one!!

[@Zelphyn]

Both funny here and in the actual video 😂

[@pringlebatch]

Oooh, don't watch it at 0.25 speed 😂

[@mistral-phoenix408]

I remember watching the stream with the Tactical whip... All that work for just a few frames... But they were great frames in a great animatic!

[@justaperson4656]

This is just a compilation of Mark "I'm not a masochist" fishbach hitting himself. Also, love the animation, and the Jennifer dumped me joke

[@dr.bishop8915]

1:31 that was your shortest and saddest cutaway yet

[@sodapopshop9214]

0:16 Ahhhh so that’s the pet named Steve….

[@onenerdwithpocky9937]

Ngl, "Jennifer dumped me" had me laughing too hard 🤣

[@DecafInvidia]

Now Mark could test the weapons exclusively on the test dummy. But he found an opportunity to test his human limits so..... 00:51

[@matthewboire6843]

Totally just for science, nothing else

[@DeadlyElement07]

@@matthewboire6843Conclusion: Shit stings

[@fork1418]

Fork understood the “Jennifer dumped me” reference. That was when Arin and Danny did the second video of Battlekid.

[@romcomdemidoodle]

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never-the-same, totally unique, completely-not-ever-been-done-before Also, poor Steve!

[@MrAGNTJ]

1:19, men i feel you should have added the part where he tries putting it on at the start haha, his panic sounds are so good

[@JimesYT]

1:30 "That was your Shortest, Saddest Story yet." *-Daniel Avidaniel*

[@aisadal2521]

Yaaassss, so happy to see it in its final glory!!!! 👏😍💖

[@astrophysiciann]

i’ve been subbed for a while and i just gotta say, you’ve improved so much, and consistently! you should be proud :)

[@okanda259]

00:40 you spend like half an hour to animate that 5 seconds

[@thatrandomguy_yt8443]

Probably a lot more than half an hour

[@tacosauce8639]

It was super fun to watch you do this on stream! I'll be exited for more.

[@Wulfsguy7039]

0:52 "I'm just seeing if my body can take it."

[@carolclark1728]

1:00 Steve taking Mark's wallet take 3

[@boxer3492]

1:35 stop stop he's already died

[@SolstaceWinters]

Bold of you to slip a Game Grumps reference into a Markiplier animation. Very bold.

[@D1g1talMess]

1:30 Shout-out to Arin's shortest, saddest story yet!

[@fabjenni]

Shopping channel setting was a genius idea :-)

[@DoctorX17]

Man, you definitely have both skills in animation AND picking the best moments. You're amazing at condensing Marikmoo's madness into hyper-fun nuggets! Also, I'm sorry Jennifer dumped you 1:30

[@zanye1077]

You both made me into Steve Urkle. I was snorting and laughing so hard

[@klashinov]

I feel bad for Steve... He's still smiling tho!

[@tffan1029]

*raises hand for salute* What a trooper.

[@unknown81000]

0:06 why does the set-up looks so......................... BDSM or just me being ridiculous

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

"Jennifer dumped me." I see what you did there and it was brilliant 👏💕

[@רפאל-ב]

No wayyy!!!! You did it!!! I'm so proud of you! This turned out amazing!!!

[@themysteriousoa4466]

Thank you for adding my favorite part! 1:06 this one! I could not stop laughing at that part!

[@perhaps7046]

I remember loving his video when I watched it, but I love this even more! The whole dynamic you have set up with the animations and art really gave me a good laugh!

[@CyberZayne]

Poor Steve can’t catch a break.

[@Mugelbbub16]

Love how his mustache/goatee moves wherever his mouth moves, so realistic- 10/10 animation right there!

[@kncoal7845]

I can’t believe someone actually animated this I love it

[@benjaminbrand3714]

This is so good! From the setting to the way Steve gets progressively more beat up as it goes on, the creativity and attention to detail is brilliant

[@camille617]

I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MONTHS

[@ethribin4188]

"AAAAAAAaaaaaooooooouuuuuwwww! Yoooouuuuu aassssshoooowwwwl!"

[@professionellretard3036]

0:37 Bonk go to dummy jail

[@bx2160]

1:38 tis but a scratch

[@annavandermerwe4036]

You are so freaking talented! I love this❤️

[@rinlovesrice]

Hahahaha omg you cut this video SO WELL I remember watching this when it came out--HILARIOUS. But THIS is so perfect because you really see the crazy in his eyes and you highlight the idiocy of it all XD I love it so much, thanks!!!

[@SaturnGrl]

Anyone else feeling a little sorry for ol’ Steve there?

[@drvince0725]

Thank you for reminding me of this song again lol

[@darconious524]

Is there a burnie one from firewatch? I want to see the cold, unfeeling and judgmental eyes of burnie piercing my soul again

[@xXanimangakaXx]

I would watch an entire animated series of Markiplier antics xD Even if this was just a crazy character I love your animation style lol great job

[@MrPuddle01]

mark is hilarious but you make him even funnier.

[@theplaguedoctor6566]

This was probably the best way to sum up that video. Also I'm glad you finally finished it. Also your almost there to 300K. Congrats on making it this far.

[@Foxbl00d_Gaming]

This was hilarious

[@TheSavitarGamingYT]

Markiplier: My wallet of pain! *Markiplier hurts him self with "self defense wallet"* Me: Well you weren't wrong about the "Self defense" part.

[@novisor2617]

1:13 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@DoJayMi]

Ooh that poor dummy! ... and Poor Steve!

[@Man-hb6lf]

whos watching at 2 am

[@Violetthediamond]

Best places to attack your attacker Eyes Nose Groin

[@YoWhatsUpFellas]

The Dummy looks so dead inside and tramatised.

[@stealthlock6634]

My gosh, I knew I loved your work but every so often you upload and I’m like “Oh yeah that’s right, this person’s stuff was actually FABULOUS”

[@Bullets_fromMCR]

Let's just take a minute to appreciate all the pain steve went through

[@KaliKat]

You created an unrealistic expectation in me of how beautiful Steve was lol, I was very disappointed by seeing the real thing just now xD

[@demo_dots87]

This video is one of my favorite I've watched it multiple times, and now ima watch this too multiple times

[@meganfaith4052]

Shout out to Steve, he was the really legend in all this.

[@michaelamohr6729]

Your animations are delightful!!! I must have rewatched most of them like ten times each!

[@Romalac]

This whole video is brilliant, but 0:59-1:12 particularly leave me in stitches. Those facial expressions, my god! XD

[@sonictailsx4690]

Man, I enjoyed this animation! You did a great job Freyjinn! Also a little side note: I love your animations and how talented you are; I always felt inspired to become animator by you and many other artists that I know! Keep up the amazing work!

[@Doughboi_Snowboi]

And Steve does it all with a smile

[@Freyjinn]

Hes a professional

[@unseenriver]

First time watcher, long time markiplier follower, loving your animation! Fantastic work, hope Mark picks up on this and shares it! Keep it up =)

[@Saxdude26]

Mark is already such an animated person, but the extra flair these animations added was freaking delightful.

[@redrum7418]

God this is amazing, steve’s facial expressions had me dying. Thank you 🙌

[@IcyBune]

yup, he's 100% sure he's not a Masochist

[@NoobityBoobity]

I've watched this everyday for a week and I still laugh every time. Thank you for this.

[@CARTO0NISHREAL]

Give Steve a raise And a hug

[@BAbabyfaceMF]

I love how many expressions the mannequin made without moving a muscle.

[@sodafrogrocker]

The keychain alarm going off and Mark doing hot potato kills me!🤣❤

[@mystiksketcher]

The wallet of pain🤣 1:06

[@cartooncritique6625]

For shame, Mark! How dare you treat poor Steve that way!

[@MasterOfTheBrood]

I JUST saw this video like a couple days ago, this is perfection

[@arttalkwithmr.s6703]

Perfectly done, your animations are always my favorite when they come out, totally worth waiting for

[@BettimusFrostCafe]

hehe, love his struggle at trying to pull off the bracelet

[@n0obism258]

Your livestream of this was so cool to see how much work is needed for great animations to me made! Love how it turned out! :)

[@jincentius29]

Good Job animating this really love all of your markiplier animated :). Keep up the Good Work!

[@ragdethecrimsonchrist8950]

Omg you are so talented, thank you for sharing this with us this is amazing I saw this episode and it was one of my favorites of his product review. But honestly your version of better lol

[@erzaroronoa2137]

Thanks for brightening up my ´I have to wake up before 5 am to go to work´ morning.

[@ishanaprabhakar7542]

I love how smooth the animation is

[@TnTCreeper5000]

Press F to pay respects for Steve

[@TnTCreeper5000]

F

[@juliejames4901]

He from Alphebat lore humanzie

[@justsomeferalminor]

Poor Steve. He knows not where he is. He knows not what is happening. All Steve knows is pain.

[@GeoToni13]

You captured Marks video perfectly. Great job!

[@FireFarmer123]

I can't believe Steve was dumb enough to go back for seconds

[@newblood4094]

Ha, ha, ha! I didn't think anyone would make an animation of that video of his! I laughed hard at the wallet whiplash part.

[@chiefttr]

I'm CRYING. To think I thought the original video was funny, THIS takes it up not one notch, not two, but... Forgot where I was going with that, I couldn't breathe, and I couldn't see the screen by the end. Such a wonderful animation, subbed!!!