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[@reinspartan]

Mark: “He’s probably not got a lot of electrical resistance on him” Steve: Is rubber

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

I just played the video, read your comment and he said it right as I read it

[@azurejohnstun7976]

I said the exact same thing 😂

[@llllexllll]

i said the exact same thing

[@Waylon-Pierce]

I was ur 1000 like lol

[@Isa-pe5qp]

lol I’ll mo now uio noilio noit’s okthe otheoiin the uuu o myo bo I uo moms momuuuu imiiiiiiouuuuuuuuuno

[@saltytooth4u]

this feels like mark kidnapped us and is showing us how not to get kidnapped next time but he's not very experienced

[@frogselle0fficial233]

AGREED

[@the.kazzie]

i think in a way most of his videos feel like that

[@dewdebew]

I- yes

[@HappyMatt12345]

LMAO

[@Davybackdead]

It's tough love

[@LowQualityPillow]

mark: “ im not a masochist” also mark: “ow this whip hurts real bad” *whips himself again*

[@selkrasouza6262]

Just gotta make extra sure

[@BumbleWick]

@@selkrasouza6262yeah gotta make sure if the whip is hurting you or if your hurting the whip

[@ladybloodymoon4512]

Mark later: this is kinda kinky

[@clutch_zone72]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark, mere seconds later: Bonks mannequin head on head

[@ChaseddiHondo]

The chances of seeing Markiplier angrily walking towards you in a dark alleyway is low, but never zero.

[@miraakthedark8849]

And now he is armed with a taser baton and a whip.

[@Rahian_El_1]

miraak the dark *a t a c t i c a l w h i p*

[@johntf2official]

h

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

This has been a psa

[@starkitty66]

Peace was never an option

[@reformed1trick739]

Every time Markiplier claims he's "not a masochist" it's immediately followed by him getting hurt somehow

[@joelvz8639]

Omg fucking true can't stop laughing at that

[@ohheyitsguy]

"guys, stop calling me a masochist, I'm just testing myself" says as he pours salt into his eyelids "I just wanna know my limits" he lies, sewing sandpaper into his jockstrap "Honestly, the joke needs to die now" comes his voice from an actual Iron Maiden

[@amerk5456]

As if it was meant to be done

[@ZANEKO-]

THATS SO TRUE LMAO

[@tristenarctician6910]

999th like

[@hina-chan1721]

I love watching mark struggling to put together a dummy and realizing he went to college for engineering.

[@frozenmanfromtheunknown9313]

Markiplier was ADHD mode throughout the whole video, this video made me laugh more than I ever did in my life

[@baileyelizabethmiles1559]

When you forget to take your adderal and have a manic episode and get it on camera

[@katiaeisel5005]

"Don't try this at home" *is trying it at home* "Be careful" *hits himself with the tactical whip*

[@nicolea2839]

I WILL try at home

[@halzion]

"people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist..."

[@goldenyam3010]

But then people might mistake him for some sort of masochist

[@lvbboi9]

"Do as I say, Not as I do" I guess

[@ArthurMorganTheGOAT]

I was reading comments and then he hits him self with whip

[@grantman5148]

I also like how Markiplier is actively trying to replace the one thing he truly lost, not unus annus, not even Ethan, his dearly beloved tactical shovel...

[@emperorpalpatine373]

We don't mention it around here, you know how he gets if it is named

[@grantman5148]

Yea, let’s hope he doesn’t make a video and call me out😂, let that piece of Markiplier history Rest In Peace

[@MarinaaAria]

He lost it???

[@grantman5148]

@@MarinaaAria he did, but it’s a mystery how???

[@oberfeldwebelhans7652]

@@grantman5148 Dude how did he?

[@deviantasmr9481]

mark genuinely thinking that the rape whistle is to.. defean an assaultent instead of alert others is honestly peak comedy.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

It's not meant to deafen them???

[@camuscamel9815]

@@0_dearghealach_083it’s meant to alarm others to get them to help you

[@Iizzzzzzz]

😂

[@t1ny.b1t3s]

⁠@@0_dearghealach_083it’s supposed to alert others, but the noise can both scare the attacker off and hurt their ears

[@kylethewolf]

@@t1ny.b1t3s if it was made to sound similar to police siren, that would be more effective I think

[@anni6572]

Honestly is someone pulled out a collapsible staff when squaring up I’d be terrified

[@leosydlik4271]

Alternative Title: I’m a man who owns five ovens, several tactical shovels and now self defense weapons

[@reap3514]

A true king honestly

[@vampirevenus]

Don’t forget the inordinate amount of sex toys he bought as a business expense 😆

[@joelmichaelviado1226]

And the most powerful handheld flashlight on the planet.

[@cudydaze79]

And an ass load of poptarts

[@AtomBrown69]

Take my like

[@NeoMatrix5]

Let this be a lesson to anyone willing to attack Mark. You could probably just stand still and Mark will end up hurting himself.

[@iceninja1997]

You right

[@TacitusKilgore347]

Well yeah but who would even slightly want to hurt mark

[@mewmewmofo]

this had me dying and rotting on the floor

[@SA-gl1ri]

Self offence

[@krisdoesart9643]

@@SA-gl1ri brilliant

[@graysonallen-vtuber]

Mark going through the 5 stages of grief while trying to build Steve is such a mood.

[@FireForgedTitanium]

Imagine trying to attack Markiplier and he just pulls out a whip and starts smacking you to death lol

[@mossycrown]

I would thank him as I die

[@jippo91]

Markiplier "i'm not a masochist" Also markiplier "i need a woman who can crush my head between her thighs, it's not sexual it's a power thing"

[@thetruth7264]

What horror has Mark committed to anger out pirate king Monkey D Luffy

[@Pixal_Dragon]

I need that too, except they have to be anime thighs

[@nastyfoxz8021]

DAMN IT YOU STOLE MY JOKE

[@Karlach_]

I can't wait to watch his playthrough of RE8, it's gonna be so good.

[@Moneymaniac32r984]

That’s not what that word means

[@mihneazarojanu5761]

Wait, so I'm confused. Am I supposed to buy one of these items to defend myself, or am I supposed to call Markiplier when a threat arises? Does he come with a self-defense item included, or should I have one on me? And when Markiplier attacks me, do I call Markiplier to protect me from Markiplier? I have so many questions.

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

Lol imagine

[@mwebb8434]

Yes

[@RowanRen45]

Yes

[@inouye6594]

𝘠𝘦𝘴

[@JS-qi1ou]

I mean all of those options are useless

[@makerofeditsmov]

“IMMA NA DIEEEEE IMMMMM GOINGGGGG TOOOOOO DIEEEEEEEEE” was majestic 20:06

[@epgchannel]

2:14 “DYSLEXIA OVERLOAD” *Me, bursting out laughing in the corner of the room.*

[@jaimebibelot4398]

"I'm NOT a masochist!" -Mark, literally hundreds of times right before he willing puts himself in pain, as if he was some sort of masochist.

[@TheChordstruckPony]

"I've always wanted my head to be crushed in between someone's thighs. And I know which part you're thinking, but that's just one of SEVERAL options."

[@enter_feeling6042]

@Jay dude... think for like 2 seconds before you write something. People that are the furthest from a masochist would avoid pain at all cost.

[@FlaschenJoe11]

He's not a Masochist.....he just wants to see what he can take

[@enter_feeling6042]

@@FlaschenJoe11 on the spectrum of masochist to not masochist he's pretty far in the masochist spectrum

[@aliceh5289]

@@enter_feeling6042 dude please, he was obviously being sarcastic

[@vladedin3024]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist." Also mark: hates manaquins (buys one), whips himself, flogs himself with a wallet, plays with a knife (scaring himself in the process), and stabs his hand with a spike.

[@gamepapa1211]

That's just pushing the limits of his own body.

[@grewleo]

@@gamepapa1211 This is what it means to go even further beyond.

[@the_moon_gazer]

Every masochist

[@JUN0100]

And also gets into the hospital alot

[@carlover_1298]

*pain is our speciality*

[@dylancastellanos87]

"You're in a peculiar situation of having too much money." Can't relate.

[@fireburst2078]

I’m sorry but the line “you gotta keep yourcount aselfable” had me cracking up. Ps: I think he forgot to pop up the little thing to blow up the tough guy.

[@Bodhi_Zypha]

Favorite Mark Quote, “Newton’s Laws are a bitch”

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

hahaha I started lookingg for pepper sprayyy after someone staaaalked me on my yt chaaannnellll yesterday. Please stay safe everyone and everybody

[@GMF_Podcast]

Me learning Newton’s Laws in school: *taking notes*

[@mattearenzi8972]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hi ily and OMG i loooooove ur chaaaaaanelllllll

[@dhaniel6328]

Best.

[@theenduriangamer5509]

As a Physicist, I can unironically agree with that statement. Newton's laws ARE a bitch.

[@leahmarcum4541]

“PeOpLe mIgHt mIsTaKe Me FoR a M a S o C h I s T” oh no good sir, there’s no mistake.

[@calebcraft8190]

lol ikr

[@Basstez]

Definitely no mistake. Unus Annus proved that lol.

[@infamouseneet3992]

@@Basstez what is **** ****, never heard of that before

[@Basstez]

@@infamouseneet3992 Had to be there.

[@lucywilson6075]

@@infamouseneet3992 just had to be there buddy, you wouldnt understand

[@ariannaturkstra]

"You're under attack from me! Who's protecting myself from you!"

[@kimichan8981]

I love how Mark is like “I’m not going to use these on myself. I’m not a masochist.” And lixian disproves that statement almost immediately 😂😂😂😂

[@kronnorkronnor]

mark’s not a masochist, he just wants to test the maximum of his self defense

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

xd

[@hammyhamster229]

Just wants to test his limits

[@rimuruains3601]

that's what a masochist would said 😂😂

[@Ori_nament]

He's minmaxing his defense stat by putting himself through trials and training

[@snipershot6014]

Marks next video: I went to the hospital cause I broke my ass.

[@spencercox8571]

14:47 *rattles of list* "I'm not going to remember any of those" Relatable

[@CusheeFoofee]

29:07 After watching Hard2Hurt, I realize that Mark does NOT know how to fight. The tacticle whip is easily the best self defense tool in this lineup. The flashlight baton they chose has many issues, as it can easily be grabbed by the aggressor, very obvious you have it, seems rather difficult to activate the taser aspect (Especially under pressure of a real fight), and Mark doesn't even really test how blinding the light aspect is. I also noticed how Mark didn't follow through with their strikes using the tacticle whip. It doesn't bounce back if you FOLLOW THROUGH, and that also amplifies the damage! Not to mention people can't really grab it too well in terms of leverage due to the pliable nature of a whip. And you can SWITCH to lethality by using that sharp tip of the handle in close range.

[@blacksaphire7773]

Sometimes it hits me occasionally, to think this is the same guy who comforted my crying sister at a comicon once upon a time.

[@user-rm9lg1zc7o]

Aw that’s cute

[@memesifoundinmybasement311]

👌👌👌

[@greypug7769]

I wanna like but I don’t wanna ruin the 69 likes

[@thehalobro9622]

@@greypug7769 too late

[@videosongsable]

But you got to love the guy, he is funny about it

[@krampus9376]

Guys, he's not a sadist. He just wants to see how far he can push Steve's body.

[@Jimmysmum069]

Lol, ur Runa pfp is pog

[@superqmod696]

He’s paid you to say that, hasn’t he?

[@scarychy8729]

steve approves this message

[@kyutogreywolf4292]

@@superqmod696 he dont pay people lest its for items

[@biscuit3456]

@@kyutogreywolf4292 one would hope he pays his editor as well

[@igorusz5747]

"today we are going to test non lethal options of self defense items" *Pulls out a mini-axe with ten sharpened butt plugs*

[@radioactivepoptart99]

If Markiplier has an electric baton he is gonna end the world as we know it.

[@ethanhunter1567]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also mark: "Tactical whip."

[@yawntube9962]

"Attract a mate" lol

[@TryNotToLie]

the comment right under says the same thing the same thing-

[@ayefu]

"He likes his ass the way it is"

[@8-ball350]

Noice

[@icyhot8167]

What are you doing here???..go hunt crankgameplays or something

[@cvsp.c]

Mark isn't a masochist, he's just testing out his pain tolerance

[@AtomBrown69]

Hmm, sounds like something a masochist would say

[@whelli9226]

Sure, you can tell yourself that, but we all know the real reason he's inflicting pain on himself

[@EpicMuttonChops]

@@whelli9226 he's trying to get the thrill from unus annus again

[@cvsp.c]

@@whelli9226 It's a joke, you know that right?

[@YaBigGaymo]

It's only masochism if you like it hahaha

[@turtlemun]

The Ham-axe-ench multitool actually does serve one potential useful purpose in self defense: It looks like a tiny hatchet in the dark. Hold it up and charge at your attacker while screaming. If they have any sense, they'll think you look insane and will run away.

[@noelleholiday61]

It also has another use in terms of just being a good tool:packing light. That's always been the purpose of multi tools. They aren't supposed to replace all of those tools they're made of, but be a way to have all of them in a "good enough" manner without having to physically pack a hammer, an axe, a wrench, a saw, etc. etc.

[@chrome.hearted777]

Ease of use, Speed of Deployment, and *paaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn* gotcha

[@Sky-hz5sp]

"YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK...from me...WHO'S PROTECTING HIMSELF...from you! And you're about to be DESTROYED! Except, you have ME on your side!" -Markiplier 2021

[@xtremethegreatone9775]

Best statement from popular youtuber, Markiplier.

[@rockstarfoxy6381]

Bruh

[@jadenybrown1070]

Yes we watched the video to. We all have ears

[@Sky-hz5sp]

@@jadenybrown1070 All good quotes are quoted by other people.

[@icebreakerce1942]

Lmao

[@ThirtyVirus]

"because people might mistake me for some kind of masochist, which isn't true" *thinks back to the 100,000 steps in a day video*

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Lol

[@danielretardo7075]

@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about your username so clicked on your profile. Your channeI is a hidden gem bro

[@saliosnoctin7797]

...then proceeds to hit himself with a whip...

[@c0n22]

*Doom music intensifies*

[@ibzenjoyer8822]

What are you doing here ThirtVirus

[@LuckyNightmare]

Watching him try to build the mannequin is like a man trying to figure out the female anatomy 😂

[@Grey_pole]

I like how it went from non deadly to staving in the eyes

[@sarahdixon2282]

I don’t think Mark has interacted with another human being in a while.

[@aserta]

There's only Steve. And Steve ain't exactly whole.

[@graciedowning566]

well besides amy

[@airsickspace9272]

@@graciedowning566 remeber Amy is robot

[@mat8791]

Considering the last time he interacted with an actual human being said human died. (You know if you know, if you don't, that's fine. A year flies fast.)

[@SG-pu3rx]

@@mat8791 what?

[@riahtrinity1168]

Alternate title: mark definitely not proving that he 100% isn’t a masochist

[@cassper2020]

Markiplier should try every peep flavor

[@GamerPro-wd7eh]

Boooo

[@riahtrinity1168]

@@GamerPro-wd7eh alright fine lol

[@littlestar5830]

or Mark not knowing how to use self defense tools

[@truebluebloodylegend7925]

Not only can you hurt yourself with the spike, you can also shrexualy arouse yourself

[@pearlmarley3833]

This is literally on the top of my list of videos that make me laugh every time! Mark has literally pulled me out of depression countless times. With Mark tries, Mark’s mom, Unus Anus, Try not to Laugh and so many more he never fails to cheer me up when I’m down.

[@aidancfv9919]

The noise thing actually seems useful for SA resistance. I would still recommend carrying a weapon as well in case the attacker isn't discouraged. (pepper spray, tazer, etc.)

[@jojol.2630]

I keep remembering Sean saying about mark “I can’t tell if he’s a genius or an idiot”

[@macncheesy0548]

Lol and both wade and ethan have told him something along the lines of “youre the smartest dumb person i know”

[@Restilia_ch]

The answer is "Both? Both. BOTH. Both is good."

[@altsc]

Idiotic genius

[@kar3n1nblack77]

Its spelled SEÁN

[@kar3n1nblack77]

Lol im joking

[@kikidoesitall]

The public: Why does Mark go to the hospital so much? Mark: Records himself showing off cheap self defense weapons and pointing a taser at his face.

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

Mark is the real life equivalent of Luke shining the lightsaber to his face

[@Agueybana1978]

When he said “IM GOING TOOOOOO DIEEEEEEE” I honestly vibed to that

[@weirdo337]

What made people think those pop out canes are a self defence thing? They’re a magicians cane, it’s literally just a magic trick, it can maybe hurt you if you fuck up whilst deploying it cause the metal can be a little sharp but it’s literally thin aluminium

[@Srisauccha]

What fills me with joy is that steve is apparently shorter than mark which in my eyes would imply that mark is defending himself from a child

[@prettyfunny7616]

All short people are children ✍

[@mislaymae]

so with what i read, short adults don’t exit and are really just children pretending to be adults... makes sense

[@amandachristensen8189]

Can confirm, we are, in fact children 🤣

[@-Anemr-]

Children are scary, OK?

[@spid333rlilly]

@@prettyfunny7616 as a short person, y e a

[@OneTopic]

Did you just... test that on your broken foot?

[@anantkerur557]

OT? It's so cool to see ya here!

[@beabrooks8402]

PLZZZZ

[@Luna-xb9zn]

Omg Topicy wapiky

[@Dengen88]

what happend to his broken foot? hes walking on it just fine..

[@lunatico230ify]

Who is that?

[@jackiethenerd5944]

We ain’t gonna talk about how at 11:49 he was actually about to break his window

[@NavyDigital.]

We are

[@user-xc6lc6vu9y]

Mark:I'm NOT a masochist Also mark:*almost broke a window*

[@aaa.-.6831]

It’s a competition... Mark: rates takis Ethan: rates fries Mark: *pissed* .. rates self defence tools

[@paulinaderegowska4757]

And it's def. the most useful.

[@aaa.-.6831]

@@paulinaderegowska4757 I don’t know the talkies video was very informative

[@prynxeofdarkness]

Its deleted channel,,, from a distance

[@aaa.-.6831]

I didn’t realize I wrote friends not fried until now omfg I wrote this half hour ago

[@TravelerZ24]

Just give me an entrenching shovel and I'm good

[@sfnluc1d744]

So I'm being attacked by Mark because mark is defending himself from attacking me but luckily i have mark on my side. Seems legit

[@Alexander_productions]

hes fighting me and himself

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@Alexander_productions from himself

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

@@phoebusapollo8365 With himself.

[@gault6546]

@@Place_Your_Order_Here for himself

[@thereebstir9572]

@@gault6546 by himself

[@chelseabellman2779]

You can see how close the intrusive thoughts are to winning when he almost takes The Stinger to the window

[@Va11ha11a]

"You're under attack from me, who's protecting himself from you, and you're about to be destroyed, exept ...you've got me on your side" ... I can already tell this is going to be a great video

[@Daughter.of.Samyaza]

I wanted to be the 1st person to comment on this comment

[@cassie4131]

"Big mama jamba"

[@HappyElsen]

I like how this bit of silly nonsense he said kinda perfectly describes the relationship between his engineer Mark and Captain characters from in space with Markiplier. Fuckin Captain I trust you but I gotta kick your ass for the greater good, lmao

[@localareakobold9108]

UwU

[@seynpurrp]

you're* kiddo gg ez

[@nonexistent4270]

mark: *literally was gonna be an engineer* also mark: *struggles to put together a training dummy*

[@amnesiapilot7367]

WRONG TYPE OF ENGINEERING XDXDXDXD Putting stuff together is my field (mechanical). Mark liked the science too much (switched from the imaginary engineering field (civil) to a real field (biomedical))

[@catanana312]

He was going to be an engineer? Since when tf

[@ivorytitan7653]

@@catanana312 He studied engineering before his youtube channel. He dropped out so he could continue his KZbin career.

[@amnesiapilot7367]

@@catanana312 he went to college for it before he did youtube. He has talked about it so often 😂 he started in civil engineering and then he switched to biomedical, which is probably why he chose youtube over engineering 😂

[@nonexistent4270]

@@amnesiapilot7367 OHHH PFFFT. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ENGINEERING OOPS

[@kitsune4583]

15:48 Those things are commonly used here in Japan too. Very useful. When you're being targeted or attacked, you pull the pin and then throw it. The attacker would usually go for the alarm since it's out and attracts people. That's when you run away

[@moonbunny1015]

“You gotta keep your count aselfable” fav quote

[@redheadz8355]

“People would think I’m a masochist.” Unus Annus fans: *chuckles in remembrance*

[@nyawul]

Unus annus? What's that, it sounds familiar but is it some small channel or something? ... ... ... ... ...

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

@@nyawul Yeah, I feel like I've heard that name before. But it's vague. I can remember where I heard it.

[@kakyoin5713]

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 too bad you didnt know unnus anus

[@mimegaming3444]

@@kakyoin5713 can you tell me the video? I'm literally trying to remember

[@royal_legend6248]

@@mimegaming3444 one was brick soccer

[@jimmyjamjangles695]

HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM MARKIPLIER: stand still. He’ll probably just get himself hurt.

[@makingvideosforyou647]

Yep

[@Emma-if5er]

HA-

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

step away from the splash zone first, otherwise he might hit you too

[@theblade9394]

Yes

[@xuo6814]

True

[@rueip8416]

"The more money you put in the more damage it does." Real life pay to win 💀

[@DariusGabrielNicoara]

The part where Mark's head explodes always gets me 🤣🤣🤣. 3:54

[@soupysoup5104]

I love how he’s still trying to defend him not being a masochist

[@sensational7335]

Non masochist topic Markiplier: I'm NoT A mAsOcHiSt

[@micahrose303]

*proceeds to whip himself*

[@TaeyonRose]

A battle no one can win

[@TheTrueDoomSlayer]

That's the best self-defense

[@redacteddata]

It's midnight, you're in an alley. You see Markiplier running at you, anger in his face. You aren't intimidated. Roll for laugh chance.

[@JL-iw6pq]

*rolls

[@killuazoldyck7442]

I got a 1... I think I might be doomed

[@twelve1738]

I rolled a 14.

[@witchhazel4443]

Ehh I got an 18

[@totallyahumancalled_evan1097]

I got a Nat 29

[@Ethan-op6sh]

I love that right after he says im not gonna test the weapons on myself he proceeds to hit himself with steve mate really forgot that people might mistake him for a masochist

[@Shadow_Sprinbonnie]

You gotta love Mark for testing and approving Amazon self-defence weapons for the safety of the viewers, The True King Of Fnaf and KZbin!

[@PromptKarma]

Mark is like a child trapped in a mans body, that’s what makes him so great

[@blurryface5281]

True

[@jp-zp3ds]

Can’t really see that to be honest

[@takahariyt4595]

Nah he's just a happy man

[@DeadEyes63]

If we can see the beauty in a man child we can truly see and appreciate the worlds best people

[@Vyclops]

he is

[@loveforalwaysandforever7178]

Mark: “You see me, coming at you, really fast with anger on my face.” Me: Hee hoo?

[@PixelSageYT]

The wrestling video

[@tuna1000]

The collapsable staff at 27:48 looks like a light saber

[@thesansthatasked]

20:35 he he he he

[@the_bob_147]

Profile pic checks out 😂

[@Wutsizbukkit]

[Undertale talking noise intensifies]

[@PopVR-qj3ns]

Bur ur urp

[@aidenzaro]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: hits his head against a dummy repeatedly, buys a whip, buys a paddle wallet

[@presidentjohnhenryeden9450]

Oh trust me I’m a masochist too and I can verify that this man is almost as crazy as mien fürrer

[@rainxer9561]

@@presidentjohnhenryeden9450 Idk if that was a misspelling or was on purpose, but i can only get that offended and agree at the same time

[@presidentjohnhenryeden9450]

Rainxer it was intentional because of the Meme

[@rainxer9561]

@@presidentjohnhenryeden9450 what a cultured man you are

[@OK-Cubing]

24:18 I was laying in bed, about to fall asleep, and the balloon popping startled me awake 😂

[@Notcocoa]

Mark trying to put on that bracelet was like a mission impossible scene 😂

[@user-ox7bh4hc6f]

1

[@dergderg1471]

"can't get Steve off" It's OK Markiplier, everyone's needs are different

[@wherecanyoubemylove]

Thats what she said

[@DueNorthGaming]

Minecraft Steve

[@bertoandon9681]

"Let me go down on him"

[@iam_crumb]

XD

[@tannerlheureux4164]

All I need for defence is a twisted tea🥵🥵

[@hudsongarwood7218]

Markipliers catchphrase is slowly becoming "I'm not a masochist"

[@jakomioftherose2434]

Unus Annus said otherwise.

[@Cloud24774]

@@jakomioftherose2434 *Unus Annus? wHaTs tHaT?* (please dont take it for real XD)

[@camelmanguy9181]

I mean Unnus Annus died, kinda. So it would seem right for his catchphrase to change lol.

[@vakuArt]

"Hello everybody, I'm not a masochist, and welcome to..."

[@camelmanguy9181]

Lol

[@ThatDigitalDemon]

the "screechers" as i call them are more of an alarm for other people if your getting taken or robbed than a self defense tool. That's why they come out so easily

[@choccowilk]

you know the best part about this is not the actual review but mark attempting to assemble the damn dummy 🤣

[@slamduncan3376]

Everybody: “Mark’s a masochist.” Mark: *There is no war in Ba Sing Se*

[@santiagotafoya7906]

I was literally about to type this exact comment

[@Chelseyanne8]

Facts

[@TheRoganExperiencexx]

@Deceased_ he probably watched it 2 hours after that person commented and then found the comment 💀

[@thisispissingmeoffroyally428]

@Deceased_ you're not smart

[@santiagotafoya7906]

@Deceased_ and that makes sense how?😂

[@starchild8278]

Mark: "People might mistake me for some kind of masochist..." Everyone else: "You masochist"

[@neptune1564]

3:09

[@exotic_snacks819]

"I might whip my own ass" lol omg the whip though

[@mune3351]

@@exotic_snacks819 10:54 feels personal, I feel like he is calling me out for thinking he is a masochist

[@ares8223]

I have the power to change it from 2.9 to 3k

[@RandomOnPurpose]

I absolutely love the editing, makes the video a lot more entertaining. Great job Lixian!

[@Lunarion31]

Mark acts like me when I'm hopped on caffeine and red bull

[@daverika02]

“I’m not going to do that, cause people might mistake me for some kind of masochist” *continues to beat himself with a combat dummy*

[@rafia2918]

yes that is le joke wow

[@ghostly_rose8925]

I'm lowkey waiting for a video say he is a masochist

[@connorclemmons8698]

Markiplier: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist. The people of a certain one year channel: Stop lying to yourself Mark...

[@iwuvsmybeanie]

Memento mori.

[@strawhatsmanager]

I did not go through one year of that for Mark to still be in denial-💀

[@fin5657]

memento mori🦴

[@neonbunnies9596]

Do you mean [REDACTED]?

[@phoebusapollo9269]

Unnus Annus unnus annus UNNUS Annus UNNUS ANNUS UNNUS ANNUS

[@hannahpritchard9213]

I've been crying and laughing this whole time. You're still very funny I use to watch you a while ago when I was younger. You're the best you definitely put a smile on my face today 😁

[@Darksk1ngothgf]

Him almost testing the window on his own window killed me

[@peepoHappyy]

“If I get a discount on ending someone’s life, you know I’m gonna take that chance.” -Markiplier 2021

[@wolfenwingsable]

Markiplier, ending lives at a discount

[@d.v.5613]

I heard him say that right as read that, absolutely perfect timing

[@minerxen]

Hand to hand combat. An optionally free way to kill someone.

[@JK-zd3md]

My unkempt quarantine hairdo: Stranded on a desert island Markiplier's quarantine hairdo: Tortured artist spiraling into insanity as he completes his ultimate work

[@DolusVulpes]

So Mark looks like he's from Layers of Fear?

[@hxneyedbellsss]

@@DolusVulpes no he’s Amazon Keanu Reeves this has been established

[@nomasan]

@@hxneyedbellsss no... almost correct... but he's more like Amazon Reanu Keeves... there's a big difference

[@landroverrangeroversporths2569]

Dollar tree Keanu reeves but with 0.1% more swear words

[@altsc]

@@hxneyedbellsss Amazon Reeves?

[@nobody-bc3tj]

22:13 I think i want that bracelet now

[@avaophelia9560]

This is a perfect representation of my ADHD when “nothing” is going my way. 🤣

[@Freyjinn]

this video is a perfect summary of Mark's being

[@hydracobaron9013]

Oh hey. I know you. Your animations are amazing. They are hilarious.

[@allisonfaith7284]

Omg I love your videos!

[@ThePyroNeko]

At a discount?

[@sopro2543]

@Freyjinn I love you animation.. 💕💕

[@thehomlessward2797]

Love your animations

[@xxtokoyeonxx3941]

"I'm not a masochist" Mark it's been over 4 years, give it up.

[@annecantgame]

He's also tall, and finished Vanish.

[@someonewho]

It’s like him saying he doesn’t have long hair 🙄, it might be a little exaggerated but it’s still true

[@tanner-winders]

I can't tell you how many times I've watched this video, I love it!

[@chrisome1982]

I used to feel bad about being dyslexic, but after this video, I’m glad to say I’m happy to be a happy problem

[@EvokerKing]

Mark: "Your gonna hurt yourself before you hurt them." Me: so thats not self defense its self offense

[@CellyWelly]

some say offense is the best defense

[@hahlookitsgold9496]

i am cracking up evoker and ah yes memes

[@nightlord5102]

Thief: Are you ok? Mark: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME IF I GET MYSELF!

[@EvokerKing]

thanks for support :) ive gotten 10k likes on my first ever comment so lets try and get there again

[@lunaqxii981]

I snorted ✋😭

[@hoodoo1827]

"He's Probably not got a lot of electrical resistances on him" **Steve is made of rubber**

[@tafferchuck1349]

Steve: High physical endurance +20 High electrical resistance. +100 Unique skill. Stoic. . Mark: Dexterity -20 Intelligence: -5 Charisma +50 Speech & Barter +30

[@PhantomOllie-]

He’s making this video to hard to watch at 1am while my family is sleeping 😂😂