Markiplier Makes: Pizza

[@wrenwhite8402]

It’s a miracle none of them have gotten food poisoning yet.

[@lenomi1141]

ok satan i-

[@forestmann8170]

They should make “markiplier cooks meat with unintended consequences”

[@connor64x22]

Lol, four shadowing (oof i dunno how spell)

[@alexanderhanson6269]

Yep

[@alexanderhanson6269]

For the last comment and original comment

[@livingcalamity]

"Is that your Italian?" Just wait until 1 man 100 accents, Mark.

[@lumenjoslin4301]

*tiny hands eminem*

[@ay-leck1369]

I miss 1 man 100 accents 😭

[@kingarkay]

@@ay-leck1369 ive never missed anything more than i miss 1 man 100 accents

[@cookiemonster1597]

I’m sad the dance of Italy has become illegal

[@LokiTheWeirdo]

@@cookiemonster1597 imma smooth criminal

[@magpiehours]

I completely forgot that this was the origin of the Ass Stone ™

[@ryansarbello7047]

I watched unus annus but I can’t remember the ass stone. Can you remind me of the video that it was from

[@Axcia]

@@ryansarbello7047 Remaking marks childhood memories or something

[@thedarkarts881]

I can’t remember what they cooked on the stone. What was it?

[@magpiehours]

The Dark Arts eggs lmao

[@Anxmaly666]

This got trademarked lol, remember when they cooked eggs on it?

[@vincentcampbell8314]

Tyler: actually tries Mark: doesn’t try, somehow turns out good Ethan: “Random bullshit, go!”

[@bri______]

Ethan:random bullshit i choose you!!

[@TheCelining]

@@bri______ no uh, i think That its from a comic or something here it is: Guy 1: random bullshit, GO!!!(he throws a bunch of knives and ninja stars) Guy 2: guy 1, random bullshit doesnt work anymore, remember? Guy 1: oh shit, uhh, RandomER bullshit, GO!!!

[@Ian-wn5lc]

@@TheCelining I thought it was from an edited moon knight comic.

[@tristanbuckner1170]

@@Ian-wn5lc it is

[@focalpoint._]

It turns out, Heapass was the hidden 4th alter in Moon Knight

[@0nebulae0]

"Did it hit you right in the nuts?" "Yes" me: *N U T B A L L: THE MOST **_DANGEROUS_** GAME*

[@haydengames9271]

Memento mori

[@Gabbyy_Gabriella]

I remember that.. :( Momento Mori...

[@alexeri189]

Rip

[@justtryingmybest3479]

😢

[@bossbekfast192]

You’re about 3 years too early...

[@pixie7093]

These videos are basically: Tyler: tries really hard and succeeds Ethan: tries but fails Mark: doesn't try and accidentally does well

[@brocksells197]

My favorite is when Tyler doesn't succeed or do that well but comes up with any bullshit excuse to say it's good

[@johnleeka3282]

@@brocksells197 at least he actually try unlike mark or Ethan.

[@rager2179]

It’s the dance of Italy woah woah woah woah

[@zoeymalone3138]

and all of them collectively using too much flour

[@dammbenderisgreat]

Im italian and i say ethan and tyler is way better

[@lindaraab4626]

Ethan doesnt have to feel bad about himself cuz me and a few friends got drunk toghether and decided we needed to make pizza. We put milk into the dough. We made enough dough to feed a whole ass family. We made the sauce by squeezing out tomatoes and throwing some spices in that we found in a cabinet. We ate the whole thing and miraculously survived.

[@loganm2652]

This comment is underrated

[@lindaraab4626]

@@loganm2652 thanks! one of those friends is an aspiring cook btw

[@feef1699]

this comment made me cackle, have a like

[@wannabesnaps519]

Your user makes this 10x funnier

[@zozoparx]

ur local drug addict I SMELL A PARXIE

[@KenKen-f9z]

Tyler in Markiplier makes: **trying hard to win** Ethan in Markiplier makes: **tries hard but makes a fool of himself** Mark: *I was too poor to-*

[@chrissmith3992]

Love you Amy hope you love me to all the ass jokes not as good 😉😉😘😘

[@InnocentBiscuitBoy]

Perfect summary But I was too poor to understand

[@elnonymous]

*"I G R E W U P P O O R"*

[@kaishen4285]

Mark: *I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!*

[@kelslynn944]

​@@kaishen4285*Are you close??*

[@idiot6218]

mark and ethan: *talking about mark's dad's ass* me: *mesmerized by tyler's pizza dough spinning*

[@T1Cubing]

InkyStory 7:19

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

idiot i love your pfp its awesome

[@Nessie55]

Me was 1000th like

[@HappyFnafGamer]

Me too

[@bakugokatski7795]

Wait they were talking about something......?

[@frogostar]

Mark: Ethan, 'the crust' Nestor Ethan: *Fails at crust*

[@bustinlol1987]

Guinea Girl sh don’t say that he’ll come for you

[@catsammich482]

More like Ethan "The Crusty" Nestor 😎😎😎😎

[@igorigorpourlamerepatrie8396]

*When Heepas tries to do the crust, Heepas don't think...HE DOES.*

[@fuckoff5436]

A lot of people I know don't like the crust :/

[@Sploogster]

''Fails at crust'' Interesting...

[@goldminer1275]

Ethan’s recipe Ingredients: Yeast 1 packet Flour 2 handfuls Olive oil Salt Water 4 pieces of fresh pineapple Pieces of ham with holes Tomato sauce Mozzarella cheese Steps: [Making the dough] Put yeast in bowl Put tiny cup of olive oil Add some lukewarm water Put flour next Add a pinch of salt Mix without making moaning sounds Take dough out and spread a handful of flour on it Gently tap the dough instead of kneading it for about 1 minute Add an unreasonable amount of olive oil before the 5 minute preparation is done Let the dough prove for about 30 minutes. [Adding toppings to pizza] Continue to tap on the dough while adding flour to the top of it Roll the dough up into a ball and toss it between both your hands Reform dough back into a circle Get a tray and flour it up (don’t ask why) Place your dough semi center to the tray Glaze the surface of the dough with more olive oil for some unknown reason while talking about normal family dinners Add 4-5 drips of tomato sauce and glaze the top of your pizza Add 2 pinches of cheese, make sure you can still see more sauce than cheese Add 4 pieces of fresh pineapple Add several pieces of ham with holes [Final steps] Put pizza into oven and let it cook until crust is semi golden and has burned flour and cheese on the sides. Cut into 4 slices Congratulations you have created Ethan’s croissant topped with tomato sauce, some shreds of mozzarella, 4 pineapple and some ham. Please rate this recipe as the perfect pizza :)

[@therealfoxnews8227]

the fact you typed all this out makes me happy and idk why

[@lobster6944]

You fucking mad lad. You actually fucking did it You are a true fucking mad lad I'm so proud of you

[@robynnhoud]

...it’s called flour???

[@PeterSmith-xe6lp]

Very nice, and a little concerning

[@somebody2809]

@@robynnhoud yeah, it's flour. For the longest time when I was younger I thought it was spelled like a "flower" (u know, like a flower 🌺) but then my family informed me otherwise 😅

[@tylerrose3633]

Ethan: *trying to comprehend life* Tyler: *actually trying* Mark: I. WAS. POOR.

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

Tyler's like the frustrated elder sibling who's super serious about crafting and was forced by his mom to show his sugared-up younger sibling and the sibling's giggly friend how to do it.

[@reapertango1999]

As the elder sibling that has done this before. I can verify

[@marthmallow7420]

you described it perfectly and i’m a middle sibling

[@Astrickiva]

As an older sibling who has done something similar to this, I can confirm and back this up real good

[@elix-hi2742]

I'm the youngest, constantly sugared-up Sibling. I can also confirm.

[@devilsadvocate.]

And then fails to do better then them.

[@user-FYgXBx9WqbvpIH3zNQ2Z]

i love how tyler is just doin his own thing wile mark and ethan are just dying about "the stone"

[@5H4TT3R3D]

I was dying about the stone too.

[@BlessedBread]

@@5H4TT3R3D same

[@palontryys]

Hello past MaskedGaming! Guess what? THEY ACTUALLY USED THE STONE! Nice prediction.

[@dannyhipolito817]

Mark was too poor to afford Pizza

[@kingifinlayson8110]

I just said the same thing LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "ThE StOnE"

[@xoxomars6832]

Mark: tries to do it logically Tyler: does it right Ethan: *tries* This is how markiplier challenges go.

[@xoxomars6832]

Yup

[@Brooke_Corbyn]

Xoxo Mars did you just... agree with yourself?

[@noone-vm4sm]

Xoxo Mars so true XD

[@volblu4321]

Xoxo Mars and together they make... pizza hut pizza because allot, looks nice and apparently done right... OR IS IT??

[@balintgyuri6555]

Tyler won the whole thing for me

[@elizacarrie7433]

As an overachiever with social anxiety, I really feel represented by Tyler in these Markiplier makes episodes. Him completely zoned out working meticulously on this small task that, in the grand scheme of things, isn’t that important while Mark and Ethan goof off and die laughing is such a mood

[@sleepykitty8918]

You win! Your comment isn't generic or overused and it's actually interesting! Here's your prize. A penguin! 🗡️🐧 Look out! He's got a weapon!

[@perseus_0884]

@@sleepykitty8918 I want a penguin :(. Is the penguin trained in knife wielding or just has a knife?

[@sleepykitty8918]

@@perseus_0884 Both :3 Here's a penguin for you! 🪓 🐧 ..... Whoops

[@donkeynodonkeyno]

​@@perseus_0884 seems like a custom weapon, so probably yeah

[@bellaknightR597]

Im all three, I have adhd so I can get distracted easily and can relate to Ethan and Mark, but when I'm hyper focused I turn into Tyler

[@pigeoncry]

The intro in a nutshell: Mark: Tryin his best Ethan: being his theater/improv self Tyler: **confused singing**

[@mrsprince2706]

The fact that it worked tho

[@marystone6051]

It worked

[@kurtcobain-xy8qb]

JAJAHABABAJANS

[@PerfectBigC1601]

15:26

[@Naokarma]

"best"

[@iraroze]

Tyler is that one friend who is scarily good at EVERYTHING

[@iraroze]

And Ethan is that one friend needs assistance for everything

[@iraroze]

And Mark is just average.

[@purple3402]

goLDEN

[@generalrubbish9513]

But of course, Mark always steals the spotlight because he's the main star. Showbusiness is a rough mistress.

[@incensive5020]

this is all so true tho also i'm watching tyler toss the pizza dough and i'm speechless he's so good

[@Inky_Kuro]

The sheer comedy of Mark saying, "I had such tough competition with Tyler," and then turning to Ethan and falling dead silent- remarkable. XD

[@Lix_2724]

Ethan: the crust Tyler: the cheese Mark: the *SaUsAgE*

[@styrokid404]

*spits out hotdog*

[@edenspear8200]

Right when i read the sausage he said it in the video

[@Parsilokita]

grim gaming same

[@theclockman]

Sosig

[@moomoostardust1837]

The perfect combo 👌

[@caffeinemilk]

When they started singing about Italy the only thing I could think of was, “THE DANCE OF ITALY, W O A H, WOAH, wOah”

[@roalthevenemous]

we need tyler in an unus annus vid

[@bluedovegacha7815]

@@roalthevenemous I was just thinking the same thing

[@zombicat8556]

roal the venemous what would he add? mark and ethan are entertaining but tyler is just boring no offense

[@mildagaidamaviciute7976]

@@zombicat8556 It's just because he's the only normal one there lmaoo-

[@dynakinn8315]

Am I the only one that really likes the disclaimer song hahaha

[@sarariva3037]

I love the fact that half of the video is: Ethan and Mark: *laughing and joking about Fishbach family's stone* Tyler: *actually trying to make pizza*

[@pikachumayhem6007]

I laughed when I read this

[@szutyksosisback]

yup XD

[@averyyoungemblem2179]

Sara Riva Tyler for the fucking win!

[@tedbear1931]

Sara Riva Tyler is concentrated in his pizza dough than mark and ethan

[@Nicreator]

They actually made the dough wrong. It needs to sit for a bit so it can expand from the yeast. I'm a nitpicking asshole.

[@altfreya]

How to make Ethan's crusty pizza: Yeast. Water. Tablespoon ish? handful of flour. All finger pinch of sugar. Pinch ish of salt Another handful of flour. Take out of bowl. Handful of flour (again) Kneed the dough. Tablespoon of olive oil. Be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour ~ Make into ball. Lay down flat Add around a couple tablespoons of olive oil. Small amount of pizza sauce (pat in) Cheese. Four pineapple (per slice) Weird ham in between pineapple. Eat some pineapple ~ Cook Cut into four pieces. Enjoy the crusty pizza

[@weirdo6462]

You forgot to hide the entire thing in flour can't forget that, it's a v important step lol

[@altfreya]

@@weirdo6462 oh yes, my apologies, you have to be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour, adding that now.

[@rogerbroadhurst1939]

I would love to try it

[@potatoboi0114]

I'm legit going to save this recipe just to show how my cooking skills are so bad that I can make this even "better"

[@kaliemetcalf5869]

Can someone please do this to see if it turns out somewhat the same way

[@birdthenerd2163]

I love that Ethan is “the crust” when he’s consistently terrible at making crust

[@cheeseisherelive753]

Hahahaha wait I didn’t even think about about that hahahah

[@Luke_Faraday_015]

I know yeah

[@theonewhoknocks_52]

it just works.

[@dclnnn2444]

The pancakes he did win taste, they did say the crust was good and crispy

[@squidman8099]

I didn’t see it 😪

[@_Chaotix]

"Papa Fischbach, may I have some warm milk?" "Sure boy, let me heat up the stone."

[@saturn9717]

i cant breatheeeeeeeee lmaoooooooooooooooooo

[@Wadecraig4707]

Thank you papa this milk is very good

[@abiezerencarnacion2580]

I just love this

[@ShuubinOwO]

@@Wadecraig4707 i choked on my water omfg

[@lunarwolf8435]

Child: Thank you Papa for milk I Wuv u so much, Papa do Wuv me two!!? Papa : Yes I do Child: Okay nigh nigh papa

[@weeblewooblewop]

“P-papa? May I have some s a u s a g e ?” “Sure son, let me heat our s t o n e .”

[@dvdjhp]

No.

[@seanlegge1504]

YES

[@pikachugirl1586]

YES lol

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

Mark: *oiling up the stone* Dad: *comes out from upstairs in a red robe* Mark: Papa..the stone is ready for you Dad: thank you my son...now..it’s time to feast Mark: *excited face* :D

[@ms0_u]

y e s

[@jollymon7975]

Mark and Ethan = Me and my friend laughing our asses off Tyler = My other friend just trying to eat his goddamn lunch

[@atomicunicorngaming]

This was my entire lunch experience in middle and high school-

[@kaliemetcalf5869]

@@atomicunicorngaming its the same for me

[@lizlenihan3445]

2017 》 "When we make pizza~ We make love~" 2020 》 "Its the dance of Italy, woah woah woah"

[@kierstinbruner9885]

😂😂

[@ellascaife6198]

your profile picture is adorable

[@jelfishery]

You don’t make love. You make pie.

[@saastorx]

GOT THE 10 HOUR LOOP READY!

[@peytonshuffield9524]

I could HEAR IT IN MY SOUL

[@duckydominic]

Mark and Ethan: Dying of Laughter over the stone Tyler: Focusing on making his pizza like a responsible adult

[@GamerGirl0120-w2g]

*brick

[@taylorholmes2046]

mark's life before youtube when he was poor is a joke at this point 😂

[@freddyfazdude9432]

And that’s why he didn’t win

[@amanda-2419]

Even adults can laugh at brick ass

[@096thomasaudrey9]

Secret master chef lmaooo

[@amyelizabeth4248]

When you’re from 2019 and laughing at Mark’s lack of ovens, now he has 5. He is a man with FIVE ovens.

[@kou182]

Memay Sockk Mark: “IM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!... did you hear that? I’m a man with 5 ovens” Lmao I can’t breathe😂

[@amyelizabeth4248]

Samantha Doherty IKR 😂😂😂

[@aryanaj3349]

@@maygel LIES

[@megamine1566]

@@kou182 same I cried

[@kitkattkandybarz7312]

When your wealth is measured in the amount of ovens you have, and you are a man with five ovens, you are very proud to be a man with five ovens. It's rare to become a man with five ovens. But here he is. A man with five ovens. Does any man even need that many ovens? That doesn't matter. Because he is a man. With five ovens.

[@juliametcalfe9955]

4:45 Mark: grunting while demolishing the dough Tyler: calmly kneading dough Ethan: OIL

[@rev1720]

2:43 I just noticed their bowls are analogous to their height

[@SydSquid-uw5ng]

Wow... that’s great

[@thatoneschoolaccount854]

Omg ...

[@pleasedontsubscribetothisc2095]

What is that mean?!?!

[@pansquakes]

Actually if it was then Mark would have the biggest bowl

[@BrainyAshes]

KawaiiPotato The bowls’ height corresponds to each person’s height in the video

[@sabrinasteele6958]

Tyler: *explains his complicated and professional pizza* Mark: .....ok

[@squooshybear5751]

nice profile pic ;)

[@bri9629]

nice name

[@TW-pe8wc]

nnjnn

[@brittayyelmao]

like your photo you must like panic at the disco because i do

[@yasminalong2324]

I like ur name and profile pic

[@uniquecheshire]

Mark: "We didn't even have an oven, we had what we called The Brick." And here we have the origin of the Ass Stone, a truly significant aspect of Mark's childhood.

[@Meh-nv6id]

A few years later: *I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIVE OOOOVEEEENS*

[@Eleanor__Rigby]

@@Meh-nv6id i love a good rags-to-riches story

[@Meh-nv6id]

@@Eleanor__Rigby same buddy same

[@deviantsemicolon618]

@@Eleanor__Rigby as opposed to Ethan’s story, which is a literal Wattpad fanfiction

[@futuristicfriends98]

lol dont you mean asspect

[@VaswTs]

"It's me, Markiplier, the sausage." I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT EVEN AFTER MONTHS AND YEARS THIS STILL KILLS ME.

[@daviddimitrov3696]

For me it's been years and it's still good

[@hamburburzz]

everytime they decide to create something, I've noticed something in each person: Tyler: Very focused, makes it look beautiful, sometimes doesn't finish on time Mark: does a good job but will always have fun or makes it funny Ethan: "wtf am i doing"

[@emblackett_x]

The most accurate thing I've ever seen!

[@labber7772]

Arely Solis except for the sand castle one

[@bessie0899]

It's more like Tyler: works really hard, 100% focused, barely makes it on time Mark: G R U N T I N G, makes it funny, doesn't really give a shit lol Ethan: _help_

[@denice2724]

@@emblackett_x ikr

[@darpythingsxd192]

Ikr

[@verliezero]

"is that your Italian?" "uNFoRtuNAtelY" mood

[@CoDMcamper03]

I am Italian and I don't appreciate the fact that there's pineapple on pizza...

[@SethiKinsGaming]

@@CoDMcamper03 blame the Canadians for Hawaiian pizza lol. (as an added P.S, I love Hawaiian pizza, and I _will_ die on that hill.)

[@barelyeri]

ethans recipe: broken dreams ham pineapple probably blue hair marks recipe: winner-ness memories brick a heart tylers recipe: ACTUAL pizza leaf ... there might be the blood of his enemies in there... *clap* yep normal pizzas!

[@Tomato_juice1640]

Tyler does have these evil eyes at 1:09

[@tanyasammons9982]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CaretakerNick]

Tyler: *trying to focus* Mark and Ethan: *Dolphin noises intensifies*

[@duckswithabanana9907]

Ethan: eating everything he sees Mark: laughing at everything Tyler:stoping at only perfection

[@ourladyofsrrws127]

Truth.

[@linkfanx]

You are at 666 likes at this moment. Wow.

[@gappystan4life376]

That’s the friendship

[@Parsilokita]

You have 993 likes...make dis have 999.9999999 likes

[@drbens549]

And Tyler still didn't win (yes ik this comment was made over a year ago but I just wanted to point out the irony of it)

[@borbleborb4586]

“How’s your ass?” “You’re about to die.”

[@xanderdoss5665]

The perfect sequence for those words

[@arandomduckwithinternet.8412]

In the pizza

[@sunnyjazzz]

Googling your symptoms basically

[@LOLO-mn6qw]

Can 3 people unlike this post

[@dr.catshark9204]

I’ll take out of context for 200 alex

[@albumaria8961]

**Italy cringes in the distance**

[@Twiggy_Branch]

+Assassin Games True. I just can't even...I don't understand

[@acreativename9186]

Assasin Games XD

[@Winlem]

I see we have invaded the comments lol

[@ShadowVro]

while we cringe at their meme

[@girlwhat9]

Assasin Games Voglio la morte

[@n1thecaptain965]

Tyler just silently working on his pizza while Mark and Ethan die of laughter talking about the stone is pretty much me in every school group project

[@sunshinebubble3925]

Tyler: **breathes** Ethan: *AIR IS GREAT!* Mark: When I was a child, we were too poor to afford air. Ethan: *hOW dId yOu bREAthE?* Mark: . . . we took in carbon dioxide, *LIKE PLANTS* The World: *. . .*

[@drded8098]

Sunshine Bubble The more you know.

[@ms0_u]

lol

[@litemitan7244]

CO2 is part of air...he grew up in a vacuum essentially

[@jenniflower6569]

"we didn't have lungs when was a child, we where to poor."

[@margheritapizza7237]

I'm your 666th like

[@saturnwhale]

The intro song to this video walked so “The Dance of Italy” could run.

[@delilahkreitz822]

The dance of Italy~~~~~! Baba!!!

[@domg.1011]

Dance of Italy: I remember making pizza on the stone warmed by my dads ass We Love Italy: you were built to follow in my footsteps... *and exceed them*

[@shism28]

Wait, so are you an Unus or an Annus?

[@hydra331]

Dance of italy ououououo it's a dance of it *boom*

[@saturnwhale]

@@shism28 I can’t choose, thus, I combined the two powers into one

[@isabellamarston6903]

Marks recipe: crust, pizza Tyler's recipe: master, pizza Ethens recipe: sadness, flaky thing?

[@madisamples7542]

Isa Marston 😂😂😂true tho

[@video_compilation75]

XD

[@lindsayp9544]

Isa Marston Lol. ;D

[@ccdraws2759]

I love how focused Tyler is while Mark and Ethan are just there laughing their asses off talking about the stone 🤣

[@Rmasndy]

😅

[@sodaPOP_1986]

Ethan and Mark laughing their asses off at “The Stone” and Tyler just in the corner feverishly working on his pizza is one of my favorite things

[@The_Chris14]

Mark in this vid: “We had the “stone” !” Mark in Markiplier makes: Creme Brule “I AM A MAN, WHO HAS *_FIVE_* OVENS!!!!”

[@malficuimkj6669]

In that video he also said IT TASTES

[@crazyrandy5770]

He now owns 5 ovens to comfort his ptsd of the stone

[@Trashhhboaatt]

crazy randy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Daddy-ue1du]

He used to cook using the stone, now that he’s rich he owns 5 ovens.

[@greythomas6199]

When he said we had the stone I thought of the Unus Annus video where they recreating what he said

[@topi3609]

2 Americans, 1 half Korean American making Italian pizza while playing what sounds like Russian music Mr. Worldwide

[@steph4668]

The music is Italian...

[@topi3609]

Stephaney Bolton-Benson yeah I was confused on that because I’ve heard Russian music close to it

[@robina.c.6380]

@@steph4668 it feels like stereotypical Italian music that is really American or something

[@morgan77]

Sofia Botero 1 acne man

[@ashiyyn]

*W H E E Z E*

[@FatherNjord6060]

Amy: it taste's like pizza! Mark: *happy steps in the background*

[@imslothed]

“I think we are ready to put it in” Then I got a pregnancy ad

[@tcr671]

Hundredth like

[@thebestcartoonistever]

🤣

[@pan_crow_317]

Oh- ok 😂

[@blackopscw7913]

@@tcr671 😐

[@raajanand2]

Given how accurate google's advertisement algorithm is, maybe take a test or make your partner take one?

[@ShadowLenahan]

Ethan: makes a bs flakey pizza Mark: makes a bs thick crust Tyler: MAKES A MINI MASTERPIECE Mark wins....

[@MorganLH99]

Shadow Lenahan how it usually goes

[@azraeltarquin7946]

Shadow Lenahan I know that what I was thinking, it's rigged, but mark is still entertaining.

[@laretus]

They gotta keep the multi-millionaire who pays their salaries happy

[@donnaboyd5960]

Shadow Lenahan Thicc crust.

[@tamarabowles5431]

Shadow Lenahan he's dating one of the judges it's rigged

[@cortney_vada2458]

*thinks mark is just making a cute heart shaped pizza* "Nope it's a dick"

[@lumi2304]

XD it's always the dicks

[@kurzzkai2185]

Cortney Brocious my friend went y is he making a heart till he see it oh nvm 😂 it's a fucking dick

[@cortney_vada2458]

Alexi_ Gaming lol 😂😂😂

[@beezfunk3974]

Cortney Brocious isn't it always

[@khush352]

Heh... shoulda seen that comin

[@strangepineapples3375]

10:35 *Tyler, britishly:* i need sauce

[@shqrtcake]

Tyler: Professional pizza maker Mark: Likes to have fun while making pizza Ethan: Lmao what's a pizza?

[@wendyherz1659]

Peace but mark won shouldn't Tyler be the most serious or determined

[@jessikel9109]

That's why Ethan's my favorite. lol

[@voltzen1213]

His face is a pizza

[@hummingbee_]

Peace lol

[@rnobody3451]

Mark likes to have "fun" with the pizza, if you know wut i mean 👌👈

[@somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236]

Tyler: *The professional adult.* Mark: *The decent teen.* Ethan: *The inexperienced child.* Edit: Holy fuzz buckets this blew up thanks-

[@zackiechan2601]

*THE INEXPERIENCED BABEE*

[@ms0_u]

@@nousername8162 lmfao

[@ekremslayer3389]

Tyler: *Can actually make something good* Mark: *Most enthusiasm, some skill* Ethan: *tries his best but cant succeed*

[@somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236]

You people are amazing. 😂😂😂

[@fluffysatyr23]

i loved the part where mark talked about the legendary stone, and Tyler was the only one not laughing. he was just looking at them like: you fools

[@miriammm1476]

Gordon Ramsay: **sweat pouring down forehead**

[@WyllFyr3]

MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas i love your name here lmao

[@syddieb]

how do i retweet a comment

[@miriammm1476]

@@WyllFyr3 thanks!

[@Irisfantasies]

FINALLY.... some good fucking food!

[@eeveecash4276]

MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas *Ramsay

[@WelcomeVisitors]

Mark: starts talking bout the stone Me: having Unus Annus flashbacks

[@weirdroadkill]

Katherine: “careful, the bottom will fall out” Ethan two years later: “my ass is gonna shoot out from the unders!!”

[@borbleborb4586]

No soggy bottoms

[@weirdroadkill]

@@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms 😔😔😔

[@sadxtimez]

@@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms here :c

[@pastry_moss3137]

@@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms

[@Trashhhboaatt]

@@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms

[@8-byteturtle669]

Mark: wins Tyler: gets 2nd Ethan: *eats chunks of pineapple in shame* edit: my most liked comment is about a broken man eating pineapple, neat.

[@iwasneverhere5899]

poor ethan :(

[@lillyhaynes9827]

I’ve watched there’re of these videos in a row and every one ends the same. Mark wins, Tyler is the closest to trying, and Ethan makes some weird grey overcooked thing

[@EddieB-ready]

@@lillyhaynes9827 that's the whole point of the show

[@demonprincess9680]

Which I find astonishing since Tyler's was the one they went back for seconds for

[@XemiEmi]

I thought Eef's pizza looked best (aka. most delicious. So delicious in fact, that I started to want pizza out of nowhere-)..

[@tino1tony228]

The pantheon: Tyler: god of cheese Ethan: god of crust Mark, the returned: god of sausage

[@arbsallaku6478]

Where is the sauce

[@michaelborges9809]

Mark produces the sauce as a sausage god

[@drugget]

Ethans the god of disappointment

[@cellva1682]

Their partners must be so pleased

[@at0minic]

18:00 Don't focus on anything but Tyler's face and emotions throughout the judging

[@aftontuber9500]

brain cell level mark:0% ethan:0% tyler:5%

[@arandomduckwithinternet.8412]

@@AnEldritchBeing *Ë*

[@Nathanl2543]

T

[@itsnarroblox]

@@Nathanl2543 H

[@Abraxos_xWildflowers]

A

[@mangotree1032]

the blood of your child is on my face!!!

[@sarahbutler9412]

I feel bad for the people who missed Unus Annus that never got to witness the power of the stone...

[@spikeAfatboy]

That video traumatized me as soon as they but the food in there mouth😣,sad part is,is that that's not even there most cursed video

[@spikeAfatboy]

@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 no we dont speak of that

[@spikeAfatboy]

@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 memories

[@spikeAfatboy]

@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 you are a brave soul

[@c3strider]

It is powerful

[@Noelleanderson]

Little did the amateurs know this would evolve into: *ThE daNcE Of iTaLy WoAh wOAh WoaH*

[@Xx_Obsidian_Tears_xX]

let us dance toko

[@Noelleanderson]

@@Xx_Obsidian_Tears_xX YES

[@bogmoss2821]

DANCE OF ITALYYY

[@sophiedot7550]

@@bogmoss2821 WOAH WOAH WOAH

[@pickle8636]

@@sophiedot7550 IT'S THE DANCE O ITALY

[@Vili.K]

7:35 Tyler's just making a pretty good looking pie while everything is happening

[@fionadegrazia8123]

Ethan's recipe: -Be born without cooking skills -Add prepackaged yeast to bowl -Add oil -Add water -Add a lot of flour -mix thoroughly with hand -*grunting makes the dough* -Make sure your dough is a nice shade of g r a y -cover with a blizzard of flour -*look back on childhood* -flatten dough -add oil -add thin layer of sauce -*regret all choices* -Add chez -add pineapple (why?) -Add infected ham -Cook it on the "brick" -*contemplate everything* -Eat... wait don't.. please

[@nivramaz7998]

This had me actually dying of laughter lmao

[@Icepwned]

I laughed pretty hard at this

[@operationnocontrol7375]

Fifi_101 just about 😂

[@aj__7693]

J. Sal lol same

[@utloversanspaptoriifriskch8526]

Fifi_101 pineapple is DA bomb!!!!!!!!

[@peridotshewolf148]

I like how inmost of these it goes like this. Tyler: Actually tries Mark: half ass tries Ethan: Fails completely

[@imsimple379]

How my high school career goes each year, in that order.

[@samanthapinkeye7237]

@@imsimple379 HALF-ASS WINS EVERYTHING

[@stingerjohnny9951]

SamanthaPinkEye those were my college years XD

[@mikathealphawolf4401]

Ethan best boy

[@shelbiekelly4449]

Mark: does something dick related

[@foodcourtcreature]

I love how Ethan is consistently terrible at cooking

[@demonprincess9680]

Except for the livestream where he and Mark managed to outcook Tyler while duct taped together

[@GyromiteN64]

Yeah

[@lowheadvarney158]

And tyler is consistently good at cooking

[@kireo8842]

ethan: looking cute mark: looking handsome tyler: looking dashing

[@kaliemetcalf5869]

They are all blessed by the story of the stone

[@KarpetBurn]

I love how Ethan is so dramatic, playing along with Mark in the beginning, and Tyler just doesn't give a shit

[@redangelofpreventingharm]

Mark and Ethan: laughing to death Tyler: happily twirling his dough in the corner

[@maia7436]

this is the summary of Markiplier Makes

[@bigchungus2422]

15:30 judges: it tastes like pizza Mark: *complete joy courses through body*

[@bbgoldbyrdbyrd8892]

Are you referring to his boner

[@aspenofthegentry673]

Yes yes they are

[@imarock.7662]

Oh there is definitely _joy_ coursing through his _body_ right there. Lmao

[@kartulimardikas]

Okay, so I'm from Estonia. It's really beautiful, but it's a small and unrecognized country and hearing you mention it was amazing. Thanks for making my day better!

[@Ella-bo8dm]

Mark: "We didn't even have an oven." Also mark: "I AM A MAAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS!" I think he's compensating for something.

[@snowberry3829]

His poor childhood

[@rwaitwhat]

The Fischbach family StOnE

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

btw 7 just letting you know i counted.

[@Aristhorfia]

hmm this is an old vid tho he may not? he said that in the vid where he made creme brulee

[@kingwiththebling395]

420

[@ryanlowe5681]

You wanna make the best butt impression on the stone *you call heapass*

[@averagecrusader5509]

NOT HEAPASS, NOT AGAIN!

[@christhatdude4083]

Do not mess with Heapass

[@drbens549]

Imprint* Sry for being grammar police, but I just had to

[@MattieBear]

@@drbens549 impression and imprint are 2 different things, no need to apologize because their sentence literally just wouldn't make sense if you didn't know what they were talking about. You are in the right 👍👍👍

[@laylatucker2098]

Ethan and Mark: *Talking about Mark’s dads ass and dying of laughter* Tyler: *ignoring what they’re saying and focusing really hard to win*

[@juliamuresan3058]

Ur Shrexy but loses

[@kavansamant6871]

@@juliamuresan3058 He didnt just lose he got swept

[@blink3812]

Mark:Wins all 3 categories Tyler:Smiles while slowly dying inside

[@elleanorfoxe4144]

And then not even winning one category 😭😭

[@truedude]

Mark and Ethan: giggling like maniacs Tyler: s u p e r concentration

[@xpixiewolfx]

Ethan's recipe for disas-I mean pizza. Empty packet of yeast into bowl (after flicking packet to wake up the yeast) Add 1-2 capfulls of oil to the yeast Add roughly 2 scoops (with small childlike hands) of all purpose enriched flower to mix. Add a pinch of sugar and an amount of salt (according to hair colour) to the bowl. Mix thoroughly with fingers whilst contimplating your mistakes in life. Add another handful of flour (bringing the total to three small child sized hands of flour) Resume mixing whilst grunting and making eye contact with fellow pizza artisans. Caress "dough"(?) In the palms untill it forms a small ball before coating in flour. Continue caressing the "dough" and cover in oil (in preparation to give it a sensual massage) Place abomination upon worktop and look upon it in shame before burring it in flower. Flatten it between palms before patting it down gently on the worktop, repeat 2 to 3 times. Place base upon a cooking tray and rub down with oil. More patting . Poor a small amount of sauce into the centre of the base and smooth out with fingertips. Patpatpat and eat some pepperoni Add the smallest amount of cheese, be sure not to add more then a thimbles worth. Take the largest cubes of pineapple available and add to pizza. Take the most unappetising and disgusting ham available and tear into pieces before adding around available space. Cook until done. Eat, regret. Bon appetit.

[@linkfanx]

So fucking accurate.

[@annm6490]

I’m making this pizza and watch it taste better

[@xpixiewolfx]

@@annm6490 let us know how it turns out!

[@linkfanx]

@@annm6490 Yeah let us know.

[@linkfanx]

@@xpixiewolfx (He might be dead.)

[@finnfromadventuretime1245]

Mark:Anyone know what movie that’s from? Ethan:Uh uh Beauty And The Beast Mark:No Mark: *looks at Tyler* Tyler: *doesnt answer* Mark:wrong..

[@ashleyomg1360]

Me

[@ashleyomg1360]

K bye

[@dreams7452]

Dude, Tyler was so focused 😆 Ethan and Mark were over there have fits of laughter and Tyler was just like "Must. Keep. Working"

[@alonlychicken6703]

I’m really curious what movie that’s from though

[@thaddeusthiccthighs1224]

Thank you for pointing out things that happen

[@RogueGhoulSenpai]

I like to think that Mark's dad would so go along with Mark's stories.

[@whateverworksmate.721]

I imagine his going along with the bit and trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

[@mirstrikesback]

What happened to Mark’s dad? Did he die?

[@whateverworksmate.721]

@@mirstrikesback yes, he unfortunately passed away when Mark was 18 I believe. It was cancer.

[@mirstrikesback]

@@whateverworksmate.721 oh, that’s really unfortunate, he was a great man judging from Mark’s stories. Thank you for telling me

[@whateverworksmate.721]

@@mirstrikesback You're welcome. I got all of that from Mark's Draw my Life video btw.

[@theimmortalelmo8151]

The beginning song was the beginning of the dance of Italy…..

[@hoppsasaurus9219]

How is it that in every Markiplier makes ethans food is grey

[@juliamuresan3058]

Hoppsasaurus and in a small amount

[@Slimerror]

Its because some of people arent as clearly skilled as tyler. xD

[@hoppsasaurus9219]

Gemini Jester clearly

[@hoppsasaurus9219]

OwlGrif LOL exactly

[@juliamuresan3058]

Hoppsasaurus haha!

[@turkeybiskit647]

Ethan Recipe: 1700 Cups of Flour 2 Ounces of anything else needed for a pizza Bake at 32 degrees Fahrenheit for a solid 8 years Add toppings Bake again Done!

[@mylesthornton5248]

the only pizza recipe here- congrats i spent 10 minutes looking for one

[@kelseygillis4662]

Bake again Don't ever consume 😂😂

[@tOSdude]

Did Ethan create frozen pizza?

[@spicyfishcake8552]

TurKeyBisKiT 64 U forgot the whole bunch of oil

[@gachaversebelifegachatv3800]

TurKeyBisKiT 64 it's true tho

[@florpyjohnson9531]

How to make Ethan Pizza! 1. add yeast 2. add olive oil, lots of it 3. put water in it 4, add lots of flour 5. add lots of sugar 6. mix while grunting and keeping eye contact with the person next to you 7. Mash around the dough 8. add olive oil 9. add more flour 10. Flatten it into a "circle" 11. mash it around more 12. Flatten it back out 13. put it on a pan for some reason 14. add more olive oil 15. spread it around 16. add a tiny bit of sauce and spread 17. poke it? 18. wash your hands before it's even done 19. eat a peperoni 20. put a few pineapples on it 21. cut the ham into a few pieces and put it on 22. Put it in the oven for like 5 minutes 23.mmmmmm yummy Edit: oh my god, I never thought this would get so many likes, thank you!

[@jensenalmighty2689]

Florpy Johnson you forgot, have your friend check your butt. 6:00

[@bwaindead5539]

You missed a step. ADD A METRIC TON OF SALT

[@averagecoloniser4586]

*SPIT* you missed that one

[@firstnamelastname7391]

Florpy Johnson no thank you 😀

[@Meep_Mop]

Florpy Johnson you forgot the part where you play with the trypophobic ham

[@joemama-xj5ts]

cutest: ethan funniest: mark smartest: tyler

[@slugg8378]

Tyler: *works super hard on pizza* Mark: *wins*

[@harleystired]

Every Markiplier Makes Video Ever😑😑😂😂

[@telability2104]

THANKS FOR SPOILING IT

[@adawithoutnose]

@@telability2104 that is why i read comments only after video maaan

[@fffernsw4dl539]

I respect Tyler for that because Im also competitive as shit, even if its not something Im good at😂😂😂.

[@slugg8378]

@@telability2104 no problem m8

[@amandawinter9066]

Tyler: Professional Showoff Mark: Experienced fischbachian Ethan: That...

[@secretlyihateyou117]

Ethan is my favourite every time why does he make such interesting things😂😂

[@NintendoNerd64]

That dough tho

[@sekoquin9935]

Tyler: Puts his blood, sweat, and tears into his delicious double layered, stuffed crust pizza. Doesn't joke or laugh this video. Just concentrates HARD. Seeks much needed attention. Still ends up losing. Amazing try Tyler! Mark: Puts little to no effort into his work. Still takes pride in what he's made. Jokes are constantly flowing out of his mouth. Still ends up winning against Tyler's double layered, stuffed crust pizza that's beautiful just because he had a heart shaped pizza. Well done Mark! Ethan: Always adds too much of something. Jokes even more (if possible) then Mark. Good try Ethan.

[@jessiei.3150]

Ethan did great ok

[@anevraa]

👍👍👍

[@gannongarfin1634]

You forgot to add EGG for ethan

[@fallen_x]

301 likes wow! the 1 is me

[@pixeltreason2968]

Tyler should’ve won.

[@dianalioness8257]

They’re like a little taste for everyone. Tyler is the tall, soft, down-to-earth boi. Mark is the hunk of man-candy that even straight guys thirst over. Ethans the lanky, nerdy, never-will-“grow up” boi.

[@kaliemetcalf5869]

It sounds to me that ur not being nice to Eef, he is funny, skinny, child-hearted boi

[@theironnautilus7228]

@@kaliemetcalf5869agreed

[@bl00dygums67]

oh boy did this comment not age well, Ethan whooped some ass in creator clash

[@Cringier54]

Fr

[@SaberSweat247]

As a straight man, I can confirm that I do thirst over Marki...

[@bush_kit]

Ethan and mark: **singing joyously** Tyler: *w t f a m i d o i n g h e r e i d k i m b e i n g h e l d c a p t i v e p l e a s e s e n d h e l p*

[@LoveYou-rt6bx]

400 likes and no replies? let me help with that a year later lol

[@l.j.8161]

459 likes and only one reply let me fix that

[@bush_kit]

lol I forgot this comment existed

[@katakatsuki3466]

I love how Mark and Ethan are just goofing off and crying laughing about the stone and Tyler is just diligently making his pizza

[@pain_trainow6498]

And then Mark won cause it was the person that he’s in a relationship with

[@a_really_awkward_queer_person]

Literally every Markiplier Makes ever.

[@shwilliebum6731]

He looked so mad when they said mark got taste 😂😂😂😭

[@igisingorsomething]

Per usual, Mark + Heapass (Ethan) are always being silly

[@dehpandaking9381]

Is it just me, or is it really cute how much Tyler has changed? Like when we first saw him, he seemed to be so shy, and unwilling to act strange. But now, he stares into marks eyes and they share grunts.

[@xlordx4960]

And when he lost look at his face it looks like Satan was waiting for them to stop recording

[@somerandomguy167]

Was it just me, or was Tyler a twig when he joined and now he's a fucking goliath

[@chaos383]

So true

[@cinnybass7234]

that last sentence sounded really gay.

[@_allthelonelynights_9148]

4:20

[@jesselindsey9760]

Yeah, I can 100% see why Ethan joined Mark for Unus Annus.

[@blake3967]

"Mark: The Sausage-" Ethan's face for the next ten minutes: 🔴

[@raineymoods7645]

Kinda true ngl

[@Trashhhboaatt]

I’m pretty sure he was trying not to laugh lol

[@olivias9500]

The chemistry of Unus Annus started young

[@brooklynriffle2577]

Memento mori

[@noriakikakyoin7439]

Momento mori

[@arkthederg]

Memento mori

[@CodyGerms]

Memento Mori

[@purplepooks]

Memento mori

[@jaejaenoodles5417]

I find it funny how Eef was wearing a black and white skeleton shirt before Unus Annus

[@alainaj7344]

It's actually the cover of a band album

[@rknwhtgy7965]

The lore

[@befe]

@@rknwhtgy7965 wtf its a band shirt

[@rknwhtgy7965]

@@befe I know

[@Rain-np7tk]

He did it before it was cool

[@randoiguess]

Today, I baked my own pizza, it it was delicious. The crust was a bit thin and flour-y, but still good. I put a little garlic spread on the crust, but I should have just left it out. I put creole seasoning and red pepper flakes in it, and that was really good. The crust wasn’t a circle, though, it looked more like Ireland than an ellipse. One of the best pizzas I’ve ever had though, partially because I made it myself. I am also legally a Lord, so that makes me Lord Rando the Pizza Maker. I made another today. The dough was still pretty flour-y, but this time it was too thick. Still really good, though.

[@seanrahmoeller6325]

That’s awesome!

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

Although I hate pizza, I’ve always wanted to make one! It seems so fun honestly, and I got a entire household that would gladly eat the pizza for me lmao. Hopefully I get to make one someday soon

[@sleepykitty8918]

🌹🐧

[@ilovetweek000]

the death stare tyler gave mark when he won was scary

[@bitchboisassemble3712]

Yes yes it was

[@its_Calico]

yes it was Adolf Hitler

[@shane4387]

Thanks adolf

[@Doomzdeh]

Adolf Hitler You know something was scary when it scares Hitler

[@toad5365]

i wanna like this but i feel like that numbers not an accident