Markiplier Makes: PIE

[@erayyazayyani3619]

Mark: looks the best Tyler: tastes the best Ethan: _tried his best_

[@shanestaley6595]

Micheal KO nah it was a pan of apple slices. he had no time to cook it for real

[@crafty2785]

also Ethan: dO yOu EvEr JuSt GiVe Up

[@watrfall3642]

Ethan did not succeed, you use a whisk for batter not dough. If you use it for dough it is to *THICC*

[@w9771]

Ethen just gets an automatic win

[@elizabethmorgan8026]

I think this is why so many people relate to Ethan

[@willstr88]

Ethan: "Heapass" Mark: "No one gets that joke yet" Ethan: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@dianalioness8257]

... what’s the joke? Or where do I go to find it?

[@Andrea-di7xq]

@@dianalioness8257 markiplier makes: lego

[@dianalioness8257]

Andrea Teves thanks.

[@vipsnap2707]

Mario

[@dogeman99]

what time was it at?

[@goldminer1275]

Markiplier's Fruit Pie Ingredients: All-purpose flour Salted stick of butter Large box of Blueberries Large box of Raspberries 7 Apples Grounded Cinnamon Grounded Nutmeg Cane sugar Salt 2 Eggs [Making the "pie crust"] Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor Add about a cup and a half of flour Add a teaspoon of salt Add 2 eggs Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like Flour the surface you are using Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly Repeat the last 2 steps again Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times Prove the dough for an hour [Making the filling] Peel 7 apples Note that you don't have any whores Place pan on stove at medium heat Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout Save the 2 cores for your dead family Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan Add half a box of blueberries Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating Cook until berries are soft Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use [Completing the pie] Split dough into 2 portions Flour your surface and roll out dough Perform windowpane test Place first portion into the pie tray Add filling Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling Perform windowpane test again Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other Bake pie until golden on center rack Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.

[@jungoshreds]

the effort put into this is amazing

[@desirayluna]

He used One egg

[@odstarmor557]

Everyone needs emotional support nutmeg.

[@bulbagirl3213]

29:34 I wish they did milk this for all it's worth

[@VenomQuill]

Hats off to you! This is amazing!

[@thatqueerguitarginge]

Ethan: *tries to whisk a dough* “...I think I broke the whisk.”

[@Kitkatkitkat1710]

Red Rhode slime ten minute power hour flashbacks

[@tbhjorden8154]

Whisp

[@marlenezoet]

Dan: **shivers**

[@lionberryofskyclan]

TBHJorden wasp

[@LimpLandofBizkit]

It was sad when he said he didn't mean to

[@MorWaffles]

"whoever is editing this..." "𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝑒" "put a bunch of gore and blood in this" "𝓃𝑜"

[@albertopaez3137]

man marks voice is fucking awesome when he talks like that, Marks voice is awesome in general!

[@lemondust9976]

*no*

[@trashrat30]

When those parts come up, I like to imagine it's Dark editing the video.

[@Zladnyl]

@@trashrat30 I'm still waiting for the Markiplier Cinematic Universe to get out of this Origins stage and catch back up with itself in the Markiplier TV era, when the different versions of Mark take over the channel.

[@niko5008]

@@trashrat30 wooow!

[@beans7535]

Mark: being a masochist Ethan: having a mental breakdown Tyler: genuinely making a pie

[@erichshawn]

Me: still recovering from unus annus

[@gabriellopez5876]

I ahate you

[@wilfordsgf]

@@gabriellopez5876 tf they do to you

[@mortuaryy]

@@gabriellopez5876 badlands ripoff, don’t disrespect ocean chugger.

[@gamelizzy6035]

Tyler is always so genuine with it though.

[@lanetorty7529]

tylers pie slice looks like something out of a shop. markes slice looks like something home made. Ethans looks back at you

[@naan000]

I really like Tyler's one, it looks so good with all the berries edit: I can't stop thinking about the pies, especially Tyler's. like no joke, I wanna eat the pies they made. whenever I'm hungry I just watch this video

[@xerilaun]

The snack that -smiles- stares back!

[@abyssthenoot4629]

I spat out my spaghetti while reading this

[@lanetorty7529]

@Fun With Minerals i can actually, but not bake

[@devendoffing7004]

@Fun With Minerals bro shut up, leave people alone

[@nightmarishtaco3434]

I dont know how Ethan used the whisk correctly and broke it and how Mark was just mashing with it and didn’t

[@Wertyuio.]

A whisk is for batter they were making dough so using it correctly put too much pressure

[@thenecromancer4113]

maybe mark broke it and left it for ethan to find

[@happypantsfilmmaker1797]

i think it was a collapsable whisk

[@PirateOfGermany]

​@@happypantsfilmmaker1797I dont know how or why, but when i first read this, i thought it said, "Collapsable Twink" and was like "Yeah i can see ethan being a collapseable twink"

[@odette9169]

​@@PirateOfGermanywhat?!😰😰

[@That_Guy_I_Guess]

The “Sex is great but you ever had a pie” should be a shirt

[@BluKins9]

Thanks evil flint lockwood 😂

[@feggy9680]

Can anyone time stamp it

[@jelfishery]

a banana cream pie-

[@slushypup5597]

Why dose that remind me of a vine

[@LelaniWaterflower]

@@feggy9680 2:34

[@Albert-uo5cz]

Every Markiplier Makes like: Mark: *I grew up poor* Tyler: *L A U G H S* Ethan: *E G G*

[@EchoSD]

ETHAN'S HOW TO BASIC!!!

[@shawnwilt6223]

Albert Shi in this he’s like, “Appul”

[@sillyhead8530]

@@EchoSD Oh...My...God.

[@ateeyahshannon8009]

Albert Shi this is the most accurate shit I swear😂😂😂😭

[@SepticKit]

@@EchoSD your soooo.....right

[@slimyboixd]

Mark: Made a good-looking pie Tyler: Made a good-tasting pie Ethan: Made a _pie?_

[@kirstywaller4564]

nah ethan made a soul consumer

[@t-hizzle2A]

Ethan made a 20/20 looking pie

[@Dibious]

Scary pie

[@mu5hr00m_furry]

He made a face

[@R-u-b-yy]

Cream

[@leviathanquinn2670]

List of things Ethan broke in this video: The whisk The apple peeler His own pie Probably his sanity Mark and Tyler's taste buds

[@Dylswiththepills]

And my heart

[@dogsareawesome9197]

500th like

[@Dylswiththepills]

@@dogsareawesome9197 not anymore , I unliked it

[@Napalmer310]

@@Dylswiththepills you're evil.

[@malikai3251]

So true tho UwU

[@Sophia_Spider]

The title isn't wrong... Mark did make a pie, Tyler made a tart with a little thingy on top and Ethan... He was there...

[@johnbade8820]

Ethan cooked somebody's face

[@angelapickett198]

It's very rare for a comment to make me laugh You are one of the rare the ones

[@papasauce6040]

@@angelapickett198 you and me both

[@jelfishery]

john bade Ethan probably sliced someones face off

[@chloetong4918]

@@papasauce6040 me too!

[@chokero2690]

The “We need more time” “We don’t need more time!” bit really hits hard now

[@bensoglowek5858]

Was just about to say that, memento mori my friend, we were there

[@oop7209]

Our tears will hydrate the swords at the throats of our enemies. Memento Mori.

[@swagingexo_osh8487]

It really does 😔😔

[@actuallyaxel_]

why this making me want to cry ;-;

[@shnugglebugs5524]

Nooooo😢😢

[@Ozloz]

Tyler: makes pie crust Mark: makes a croissant Ethan: makes an abomination

[@punkleton9901]

Ok

[@quinnethquinnigan]

@@punkleton9901 why respond if you were just gonna say "ok" like???

[@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz]

ok

[@punkleton9901]

@@quinnethquinniganNot only did I say "Ok" almost a year ago, but another person said it as well

[@quinnethquinnigan]

@@punkleton9901 i was just asking the point of saying "ok" to a comment

[@Styxintheriver]

Mark’s looked the best, Tyler’s tasted the best, and Ethan’s had a lot of _personality_

[@PangolinMontanari]

@Fandom Crew In this case, it was made from a person

[@facelessjack442]

Yeah the personality was Necronomicon

[@jube8835]

Not just that it was CURSED, it litteraly turns to ash once you taste it This is a cursed pie

[@WholeWheatDough]

You sound like my first grade teacher

[@Threebananaforaeuro]

A summary of literally every Markiplier majes

[@chichiman]

Marks storys about his childhood every video is like Heinz Doofenshmirtz childhood

[@confusion2193]

Cheese

[@ash1060]

i was tryna find this from a video i saw and im so glad i found it

[@confusion2193]

@@ash1060 from clumsys video?

[@FlareTheMythical]

It constantly changes

[@ash1060]

@@confusion2193 yeah

[@victoriajoy8977]

Mark sounds like hes a judge on a cooking show Tyler sounds like he's a contestant on said cooking show Ethan sounds like the crazy guy who escaped the asylum and found his way onto a studio set for a cooking show

[@lexi_hana]

= All Markiplier Makes videos

[@traptionist5115]

Yes, the GCPD is working hard on getting Ethan back to intensive treatment in Arkham asylum

[@smirkfanta5535]

Oh shoot... 666 likes..

[@shortbeans468]

I instantly thought of Mettaton from undertale when you said he sounds like a judge on a cooking show, I think I need mental help

[@_Mystic_Melody]

Oh my god. XD

[@matthewroddick9737]

It's very obvious when Mark is editing by how many times someone's face is distorted, and I love it

[@jacksonpurcell8625]

"i put three!" "i put two?" "i put one." you're supposed to put *none*

[@thefnafgang7372]

Wait really? I didn’t know that I never make homemade pie crust I get the already made one lol

[@jacksonpurcell8625]

@@thefnafgang7372 yup, pie crusts are usually just flour, fat (butter, lard, shortening), and water. no eggs other than maybe an egg wash for browning purposes

[@thefnafgang7372]

@@jacksonpurcell8625 noted for the next time I make pie Thank you for sharing your smarts

[@kowalski3389]

i was searching for someone to have commented this thank u

[@ti9erlilly]

Thank you! 🤣 I was literally shaking my head when they put eggs in their crust.

[@PrampIsACutie]

Every video Tylers food: "That doesn't look too bad" Marks food: "That looks delicious" Ethans food: "WOW that looks..................very.........YES"

[@therearealpacas]

More like Ethan- WoAaAaaa HoW mAnY EggS cOuLd I PuT iN tHiS??

[@frog7717]

E G G

[@co5micwaffle742]

Tyler fails but somehow still makes it correctly Mark fails but it still turns out alright Ethan fails in spectacular ways

[@echoneedslifesupport4923]

Ethan: is confused Mark: succeeds through sheer will Tyler: genuinely tries

[@daniel-cc6cu]

Mark is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will, something the rest know very little about, I once saw him bake the greatest pie ever in a video... with his hand... his fuckin hand...

[@mulder0841]

Boooom man 500th like!

[@juspraim5891]

daniel Stop. Just stop.

[@smorxym4404]

why don’t u stop

[@tate8074]

That's it. That's the whole series.

[@linren901]

I love baking pies, this video was a roller coaster of emotions for me. Mark: "You need to develop the gluten" Me: "NO!"

[@oogenesis]

HARD. SAME. my inner chef is traumatized.

[@americankid7782]

All I know about making apple pie is that Ethan Cored the Apples bad.

[@nutmeggaming11261]

Chewy Crust™

[@DahliaOlive]

Lol. Pastry chef here. Nooooooo to the extra gluten development in the pie dough. 😂. Just no.

[@naturewandererZ]

When Ethan baked his apples in the microwave my soul left my body

[@bromigo2252]

mark:*presses on his pie* "oh look steam comes out!" ethan:*presses on his pie* me: "oh look you can hear the screams of the damned!"

[@miagillispie1177]

christiaan Coetser the broken the beaten and the damned

[@erykahvanier6913]

faceless_phan do I hear the g note calling😂

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Just Another Artist you sure? Cuz you made this comment two weeks ago, and they made theirs one month ago.

[@thatcrazyhorsegirl6513]

And yours three hours! Counting is fun! (literally becoming patton from sanders sides)

[@morgolig6095]

Pro Vlogs I have found another Fander

[@alyssastarman7258]

Tyler: secretly a masterchef Mark: a ManChild making jokes out of everything and not taking it seriously but pretending he is Ethan: trying his best

[@sherbet3310]

Trying his best- true

[@thibautisserant]

"Did you just taste tHaT ?!"

[@yuirthorn9007]

So true

[@its_rubee7377]

Why is this so true??? Rip to Ethan Really to Mark And tell the truth to Tyler

[@ram-hu4hn]

THE THING IS ETHAN ISNT EVEN A BAD COOK EVEN A LITTLE BUT IN THESE VIDEOS-

[@mayajacobsxx]

-*Ethan:* is confident then has a mental breakdown -*Mark:* Half tries and his turns out the best -*Tyler:* Sincerly tries his best and is also the calmest

[@savagedice1184]

You have described all cooking with markiplier videos.

[@rnspurgn3015]

Technically Tyler’s turned out the best in flavor and Mark just had the best looking

[@NominalDingus]

the boys

[@iamraccoons]

Rn Spurgn and ethan’s, well it just failed

[@blackholes8757]

Mark thinking that he knows the secret trick to making a pie crust: Croissant: imma ruin this whole man's career

[@Swordsoulreaver]

To be fair, croissant crust pie sounds very good.

[@Keegans_husband]

ethan: "I think i broke the whisk" Also ethan: *brakes apple peeler*

[@buberrycrunch]

wait apple peelers have brakes!?

[@detectivepenguin1916]

*breaks

[@chonk459]

* breaks

[@aiding_the_bois7353]

Breaks*

[@sarkalysakova5614]

*breaks pie*

[@Prince_Benevolence]

Tyler made a tart Mark made a pie with uncut crust And Ethan made- a sacrifice-

[@animalloverrr2000]

LMAOO

[@lillylavender6876]

I don't know why this made me laugh so much XD

[@robiniguess8230]

It is not a tart, it is called a lattice, its a type of pie.

[@boristhealien]

Pie needs to be sweeter than hell. :3

[@Prince_Benevolence]

wavey04 is it? Idk it’s not like I’m a pie expert lol, all I know is that a tart is like a pie but without the top crust

[@michaelsucksatlife2007]

Mark: "Editor, put a mouse on this sharp thing with blood and guts" Also Mark: *No*

[@HD-zj7dy]

309 likes But no comments till now

[@michaelsucksatlife2007]

oh shit I had no idea I had this many likes, Thanks guys

[@crissy4445]

Epicthomas 2000 I...you think??

[@cukik6325]

yeah we know, we watched the video

[@davidmunoz8171]

Also *IT'S ME* got me 👌🤣🤣

[@kennedy.dabrowiak]

So we have established that... Ethan: can't be trusted with eggs Mark: doesn't have wisks in his kitchen And Tyler:..... Tyler dreams about Mickey Mouse chopping screamimg carrots

[@kayleed3407]

Yeah Mark may be a man with 5 ovens but not whisks

[@joogiewatkins1519]

e g g

[@melodean9403]

@@kayleed3407 priorities man

[@beautyinwonderland627]

Again with Ethan: like all “Markiplier makes” videos

[@kennedy.dabrowiak]

@@kayleed3407 yeah LOL

[@jax7394]

Quotes from this video that float in my mind. Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?" Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." *proceeds to punch pie dough* Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!" Such chaos, such beauty. God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.

[@benelated5638]

Eh could be worse, could be 4

[@victorcremades6876]

Don't forget "If you don't have a filling in your pie you dont have a pie fuckhole"

[@alexandrebouchard1018]

​@@benelated5638 How about 4 and change?

[@TheWaMaster]

you forgot to mention the singing while slicing the apples

[@dionemartins0212]

Mine extra one is: "OHH, if you don't have a filling in your pie, you don't have a pie, fuck-hole!"

[@graceh5027]

i always hope for ethan and then it all goes miserably wrong

[@Anreii]

we all hope for Ethan, bless his cursed soul

[@vx3150]

one day he shall make a pie as good as Tyler's and Mark's

[@crystalizingfire1518]

xXGrace Xx no better

[@MissPrincessinblue]

The identity of How to Basic is Ethan. Confirmed by the egg amount hahahaha

[@metalballs1004]

dont you mean heapass?

[@irealylikecheese2515]

Tyler texting Mark, “I took a piss today. It lasted 47 seconds.” Ethan texting Mark, “My grilled cheese is uneven. I think I am going to die. Mark help me please.”

[@KittieV1]

_🥸_

[@josephmurphy417]

I don't understand

[@Haleycallaghan]

@@josephmurphy417 you don't have to understand 😌

[@jenniflower6569]

They really do have that relationship don't they? 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I didn't even realize this was a reference. This just so perfectly describes their dynamic

[@mrmasky6342]

The way he just reassured Amy killed me.”Amy I don’t have any whores.”

[@coolfishron6668]

Time stamp?

[@letsplaymeow270]

@@coolfishron6668 11:09

[@adragonprobably1652]

Mark: I can’t think of a single redeeming quality about your creation. Ethan: Scare factor.

[@Avruthlelbh]

That is indeed a quote from the video.

[@adragonprobably1652]

@@Avruthlelbh Good spotting :)

[@songbirdsystem1465]

Ethan: *doing his best* The Audience: *Everyone liked that* 🥺

[@luckyloki0785]

Nice joke now lets talk bout that I funny watermark

[@endithme1797]

Im the 666th like haha I got the funny number

[@luckyloki0785]

@@endithme1797 you mean 69 or 420 right

[@AndrewMoore498]

E

[@mightymixsal]

@@endithme1797 LMAO XD HAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@carelessguy5667]

"If that talks to me before I eat it, I'm going to be very upset" Best line in the video

[@sirbreadstick]

I personally like "Yes, kill that thing" when Ethan says he'll go first to slice his pi-... I mean sacrifice

[@littlewhitebutterflies4586]

Not concerned or scared...just really really upset

[@emilyfogerty6438]

Yeah. It kinda is. 😂

[@ashentwo6608]

If my food talks to me I would be more then concerned

[@alexm.5416]

Have you forgotten about "Sex is great, but ever had a pie?"

[@drizzybakery7619]

Mark: WE GREW UP POOR Also Mark: I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS

[@duckperson33]

What a glow-up

[@miss.emaline]

He only had an ass brick growing up, so ovens are the epitome of privilege and wealth to him

[@Infinite_Archive]

Hey, he got a lot of bad karma for living in a dumpster.

[@drizzybakery7619]

@@DemonBoy-zs5hk I wasn't trying to steal anyone's comment. I didn't read all the comments on this video so if someone else made this comment as well and feels I stole it, I apologize. I didn't see any other comment like this, so it was not my intention.

[@seans.silly.little.life.]

I remember that! 😂 That's from his Creme Brulee episode right?

[@veritydoyle7886]

Tyler's pie: Is a nice pie Mark's pie: Super appealing to look at Ethan's pie: You don't eat the pie, the pie eats you

[@ElleAustin-o4n]

C U R S E D P I E

[@СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э]

I fear no man... But this thing... **looks at Ethan's pie** ...it scares me...

[@AceDAVE]

Странный Человек Nice TF2 reference

[@Lovinia1]

Meeehm

[@chameleonoverlord9749]

No hoovy

[@audacious-sama8310]

Tyler: puffy berry pie! Mark: buttery fruit pie! Ethan: hOrrOR PiE

[@ultraforce7958]

Странный Человек bold of you to assume it’s a pie

[@CirqueDemonic]

"Sex is great, but have you tried PIE?" A boy after my heart.

[@nekowerewolf]

Lol literally me xD

[@beccaboo3236]

Does anyone know what time that was I’m trying to find it

[@BT-rq2do]

@@beccaboo3236 Its at the beginning 2:34

[@pxnkspace]

Dean Winchester would agree

[@jwswart]

Jason Biggs has an even better idea

[@meevins]

I feel like Ethan is constantly on the verge of having a mental breakdown

[@Dog_Snaccz]

he is

[@mayb3s.]

But we still love him❤️

[@ghostboy3767]

Omg ikr

[@shugrrrshark4164]

He is. Most definitely.

[@DemonBoy-zs5hk]

You same

[@no_signal_exe6981]

i like how each of the pies kinda represent them perfectly Tyler's: just a pie, no chaos, about it just perfect. Mark's: a small bit chaotic but still reached the end goal well. Ethan's: ya...

[@webby5415]

Ethan while cutting his pie: Ethan: "It's a little crusty" Ethan: **is literally sawing it**

[@michellerabey6637]

I will never forget the blood, sweat and *souls* that went into Ethan's pie...

[@anythingthatsuitsme4756]

more on the *souls* part

[@v.xien.]

And the germs from the floor

[@delsol__]

BRING ME THEIR SOULS👹

[@hagenspringtrap9431]

And skin

[@creasednewt1741]

Read the damn necronomicon for the recipe

[@JustJelly11]

Mark: *Makes pie* Tyler: *Makes pie* Ethan: *Makes a whole face*

[@zerraundereyes278]

Ethan: tried to hide a body Lmao

[@alexbowlin7044]

he put his heart and _soul_ into that pie

[@mutteni]

@@alexbowlin7044 and possibly his face

[@stuckincollege1778]

@@mutteni You remember that serial murderers that stuffed their victims into pies and feed it to costumers, that is somehow less suspicious than this, Ethans pie looks like what you thought the human pies would look like, but no. It's just infused with the souls and anguish of microwaved apples and the but skin after-shavings of a bigfoot/satan hybrid.

[@mutteni]

@@stuckincollege1778 Send me the recipe! :)

[@Jakeknapp73]

Mark and Ethan: *being as reckless and crazy as possible* Meanwhile Tyler: *just casually peacefully making his pie*

[@Zipzoop767]

Ethan’s pie is literally the snack that smiles back but instead it eats your intestines after you eat it

[@1SKRAAC1D]

Yes, yes it is.

[@BryGuy_Games]

Underrated comment

[@joshuabrophy4585]

Goldfish

[@candybiboba9216]

So that was the intestine filling back in the day

[@FNAFTheorist]

What is this a freaking commercial

[@teagansmartt4023]

Everybody: “mark is so sweet” Mark : *beats the hell out of the pie crust*

[@mateogonzalez5678]

*steals rolling pin

[@ashpelt4677]

My name is Teagan spelled the exact same way

[@aloe475]

@@ashpelt4677 my name is teagan spelled William

[@boop5636]

YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE?

[@zoenotsaying6538]

Lol

[@talanium]

“If you don’t have a filling in your pie, you don’t have a pie Fuckhole.” Technically, Hot Pockets are pies. Discuss.

[@SpookedToad]

Pie Noun A Pastry item filled with meats, vegetables, fruits, or cheeses, originating in 15th century England where queen Elisabeth the first made a pastry involving cherry fillings and dough and was later brought to the american colonies in 1520 Hot pockets are pies

[@luvtortyz2177]

By that logic, pizza bites and pop tarts are also pies

[@H34therstubbs]

Holy shit pizzas are pies

[@janiece8389]

with Ethan’s logic, yes

[@frogostar]

Since pop tarts are also ravioli, then that must mean pies are ravioli too

[@GoobyOoby2702]

Mark while recording: CHAOS! Mark while editing: *n o*

[@hallieeramos]

Mark: *eating off of Ethan's finger* I don't want a gif of this to exist. Also Mark: *basically all of Unus Annus*

[@GtheCatLady]

I mean…pretty much all of Unus Annus could be very misconstrued without context.

[@owlcapone69]

Momento Mori

[@OGredvapor]

what is unus annus. that doesn't exist.

[@monkefinder]

@@OGredvapor exactly

[@Discount_Jesus]

@@OGredvapor you came too late my friend. You missed something wonderful. Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

[@essemay]

Everything Ethan ever makes in "markiplier makes" always ends up being a good representation of how put together my life is. :')

[@jazmine4673]

I felt that..

[@r0tt1on-s0cks8]

Mood

[@just_lemme_sleep6377]

At least ur not alone

[@n5o413]

Egg?

[@goodvibes1593]

|•°•|same

[@Shadow-pk2di]

Tyler: Serious and concentrated when he wants to be Ethan: Cant help but being stupidly funny and destructive Mark: Has the attention span of a rock

[@AngelWingsYT]

HEY! thats MEAN! .....to rocks XD

[@lukamoon6094]

Honestly, yea

[@themarianatrenchbitch9901]

Well he does have ADHD

[@PhoenixValor427]

Rocks seem to have good attention when being thrown at someone🤔

[@Loona_____]

Trueee

[@unl0vedblues126]

mark’s right brain: PUT A MOUSE IN THIS WITH GOREY SOUNDS mark’s left brain: No.

[@kristinapetrey214]

21:01 Mark: *freaking out cuz it’s hot* Tyler: *trying to figure a way to hold it* Ethan: *smiles sweetly like a smol boi*

[@cartoonmaster2401]

smol bean :3

[@dziwne13]

Tyler: tries hard and usually stays quiet, doing his own thing Mark: also tries hard but makes it fun and jokes around Ethan: *iT's a wAtER tESt*

[@DarkDragon1889]

Mark: *Crafts slightly sloppy but standard pie* Tyler: *Accidentally makes delicious Jesus berry pie* Ethan: *Makes an excellent skin pizza from Borderlands*

[@Corey5268]

Jesus berry pie is my favorite flavor!

[@Aemni1]

I think we all need jesus berry flavor in our lives, here on the internet.

[@pineapplesare]

i think that skin pizza sounds tasty

[@mirrynmcwilliams937]

Crunchy

[@cielizzy8860]

Watching this in 2022, still laughing at it (also, I was late to the party, lol). Also...am I the only one who wants to see "Markiplier Makes: Pasta"?

[@expiredbaker8087]

I want to see Markiplier Makes: Doughnuts

[@dragongirl3881]

Oh god both of those ideas i so want to see

[@mykaylacobb7303]

Omg that'd be amazing

[@sobble821]

I'd love that! And possibly a markiplier makes: cupcakes if they haven't already? It's simple but I'd love to see how they do the frosting haha

[@cielizzy8860]

@@sobble821 I see Mark trying to overcomplicate the process and make some fancy swiss meringue thingy, I see Tyler being dead silent as he tries to make actual frosting, and Ethan coming away with sweetened butter XD

[@eren-yx3cw]

Ethan: I’m gonna wash my hands. hAVE We lEArNEd nOtHiNg? Me *in quarantine*: well-

[@arcaeae]

Amy : 38 seconds Mark: I wIlL hAvE 1o0 lAyErS iF I dO a LaYeR a SeCoNd Me, who failed math : .... yeah, sounds about right.

[@PangolinMontanari]

Yes, though if we count "doing a layer" as folding it over itself(thereby doubling the current number of layers), then if he does a layer per second for 38 seconds, he'll actually have over 274 *trillion* layers. Under normal circumstances, five or six folds is enough for pastry.

[@danielmaher1654]

@@PangolinMontanari 5 might be enough, but why not just go all the way to 274 trillion? the more the better

[@phluffydragon8097]

civandalic your math scares me

[@luna-bb8vv]

How do you fail math? Did you just not pay attention?

[@darkmode96]

*insert username* think it’s more of double the layers from before where the layers are 2m where the next would be 2(2m) then 2[2(2m)] in other words 1,2,4,8,16,32!

[@TomO-dl2zr]

Mark: I baked you a pie All subscribers: oh boy, what flavour? Mark: pretzels.

[@screamy_]

this was the PEAK humor in like 2013. oh my god.

[@SofosProject]

*mouth full* You ever just eat a pretzel?

[@raineblackstar3522]

*PIE FLAVOR*

[@TomO-dl2zr]

@@arianna1124 good one

[@alan-baird]

I thought you were going to say PIE FLAVOR. Since he voiced that in asdf movie. 😂But now I see that was the joke, and you- eh...uh... never mind.

[@Croatilillious]

Making pie crust, two things you don't want to hear are "I put too much egg..." "We need to develop the gluten!"

[@jeannaskeete6271]

mark: gets mad when ethan gets water on his sweater also mark: doesn’t get mad when ethan gets flour on his sweater

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Flour wouldn't be as bad though

[@amystuart968]

I think Mark was resigned to washing the hoodie by the time Ethan got the flour on it.

[@vadermjb6265]

Mark:”I grew up poor.” Me: and now you have a house with multiple ovens.

[@MR-vk6ew]

yea like 54568762498729382938756 ovens

[@apollo4294]

MR 64 666999 times 666420blazeitdankweedfamguccigangsquadnene69

[@deadlydemon2649]

5. 5 DAMN OVENS. Markimoo is great 😂

[@kaitlynking5518]

I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!!!! ~Markimoo on Mark makes: creme brulee

[@SupremeCreame]

@@MR-vk6ew That's a lot of ovens. To put it in perspective. That is 54 Sextillion, 568 quintillion, 762 quadrillion, 498 trillion, 729 billion, 382 million, 938 thousand, and 756 ovens. That's a lot of ovens. If Mark has that many ovens and they are all in his kitchen, then his kitchen must be at least 10,194,713,613,059,506 sq miles or roughly 2,686,990,572 times the size of the United States of America, or 51,749,815 times the surface area of the entire earth, or 429,904 times the surface area of Jupiter, or finally, 4,343.7 times the surface area of our own sun. That's a lot of ovens.

[@bloodredstone6048]

Tyler: weird berry cake thing that looks and tastes good Mark: Shallow fruit medley pie Ethan: Piecronomicon

[@ewanayres9576]

Or leather faces mask

[@mechamangamonkey]

Mark’s face at 2:30 is how conductors look at performers before starting a piece.

[@kirstiecampbell6823]

“I’m gonna wash my hands LiKe AlL gOoD cHeFs ShOuLd! Have we learned NOThing?” Tyler- i already washed my hands

[@xxzombeanzxx3537]

Ethan: I baked you a *p i e* Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor? Ethan: *chalk and disappointment.*

[@btsfanboyd7557]

OH MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR :D

[@kaytlynnstocks7043]

Pie flavor

[@Anreii]

I think you mean Ethan: I baked you a p i e Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor? Ethan: *_*screams in demonic tongues*_*

[@tammyt3434]

"I used too much egg." Eggs needed in pie crust: 0 "I think I broke the whisk." Why are you using a whisk?!?! ... why are you ALL using whisks?!!!?!!!! "That looks pretty good, actually." Nobody move, the CDC is on their way.

[@satanmephestopheeleez2756]

I was so confused by that! I don't even think Tyler or Ethan used butter

[@suryaravi179]

Well ethan DID do a butter flip on bowl's rim. Idk just saying

[@PangolinMontanari]

I like that seeing these three non-bakers do their thing is something of a horror show to people who know anything about it

[@luna-bb8vv]

Yeah my mom made pancakes and she used SIX eggs

[@luna-bb8vv]

They were terrible

[@yharr3789]

I liked hearing about the different number of eggs they used while making a PIE CRUST

[@adrienneczerni6516]

It needs at least one, but maybe that’s because I do gluten-free baking

[@yharr3789]

I know it's been a year but I don't make gluten free pie, so I have no need for eggs, I was unaware that gluten free crust needed egg. Good to know

[@macaroni_doodles3134]

Ethan: I'm washing my hands Mark: (breathes) Ethan: As All GoOd ChEfS sHoUlD Ethan you are precious

[@kojathei8247]

Have we learned nothing

[@Smol2DGorillazEdits]

Macaroni_Doodles yeah

[@RockersWife23]

and then mark and Tyler... I died 😂

[@user-wl5pd4ky6r]

Mark: we need to develop the glutens *pauses* *SLAM SLAM SLAM*

[@seraph4882]

me when i see a spider jk me when i see a fly i like spiders

[@NoriMori1992]

YOU CLOSE?!

[@joshm8297]

he also made biscuit dough

[@ginnycherry7235]

My parents are mark and I am the gluten that needs developing

[@dawnmoore4845]

ethan: going to cry mark: very confident about his pie tyler: master chef

[@its_rubee7377]

I’m going through comments at a family thing and your comment made me laugh so loud everyone looked at me for like 5 whole seconds not understanding why I’m laughing

[@leommmm7650]

Rock nRubyee bot?

[@charitym1353]

I just watched the egg drop video, and this comment could seriously apply. poor ethan lmao

[@iljaradenkovs7150]

Tyler is the master chef but he's also kinda like a mad scientist. His genius is brilliant but he also... Does things. like the pie jesus cross.

[@mazecake993]

I will eat his pie because I feel bad and also unam hungry please let me eat it

[@fluididi1149]

You’ve heard of “whistle while you work.” Mark now proudly presents: “Sing while you slice!!”

[@punkleton9901]

Ok

[@catmaid3925]

Imagine having corona virus and watch Ethan wash his hands as mark and Tyler rub their hands together

[@alexm.5416]

Currently 1:47am and I almost choked on my brownie.

[@readmydescifyouwant650]

@@alexm.5416 I. R E Q U I R E. T H E. B R O W N I E.

[@mrpotatoe6263]

Facts tho

[@tobiasjacobson3708]

Actually me right now my test came back positive this morning and I just miss when I could lick my friends and not worry about it

[@truereaper4572]

@@tobiasjacobson3708 oof

[@alexisrodgers1384]

Tyler: makes a jesus looking pie Mark: makes a normal pie Ethan: makes a sinister pie

[@chaoticproductions3922]

Alexis Rodgers I thought Tyler’s pie was a peace sign

[@biscuitbaby6659]

AreWeSeeingAPattern?

[@jiovanireyes6178]

Tyler's looks like a smash ball from super smash Bros

[@xm-1-24-b4]

Pie made with love, pie made with effort, and pie made with hate

[@jevandelamarter1045]

*devil pie

[@planetmags]

Mark: If someone made this for me it isn’t so bad that I would openly insult them Mark: *Has been openly insulting Ethan for the entire video*

[@kamreeisabella5351]

Don't forget every video with ethan ever 😂

[@whereami2906]

Their entire friendship*

[@MoonyFBM]

Pie crust is literally just flour, butter, water and salt. How can you get that so wrong 😂

[@maxlm07]

On god, it's so easy

[@slaughtrrd]

@ƬЄҲƬ MЄ ƠƝ ƬЄԼЄƓƦƛ @markiplier40 bot lol

[@9esperr6sucks9]

egg

[@maxlm07]

@@9esperr6sucks9 no egg

[@coolfishron6668]

@@9esperr6sucks9 STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-

[@potato9434]

Ethan: *breaks amys apple peeler* Ethan: SHHHHH you can have the ad revenue from this video

[@luna-bb8vv]

He breaks the whisk, the apple pealer

[@luna-bb8vv]

And he can’t use a knife properly

[@adamcraig2575]

His knife skills? WACK. His whisking? WACK. His pie? WACK. The apple peeler corer slicer? TIGHT AS F U C K

[@dianalioness8257]

Adam Craig my mom has that. It’s tighter than fuck. Especially when you bake/can/preserve for a large family.

[@-chilll_.vibes-6867]

them: *constantly talks trash about each other while they're baking* also them: *is super nice and gives genuine complements and feedback while reviewing*

[@orakuotaku]

"whoever's editing this, maybe it's me " Future mark: *it's me*

[@milatodoroki1296]

Yes!

[@snakeconblugaming2835]

Bruh I literally just read this comment as Mark said that. 🤣

[@hollyrose3745]

LITERALLY WATCHING THAT BIT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!.... sorry the coincidence was great 😁😂

[@renatashi7374]

Why was his voice so hot when it was deep? Also I love that these comments are recent

[@simeontoastcrunch9563]

I don’t remember that editor joke and I’ve watched this video four times since unus annus ended

[@jaymax8472]

I love how the start of every single video like this is just so damn chaotic and wild, but at the end by the judging phase they change into totally different people

[@Michael-xd8rv]

Ethan: ima wash my hands like all chefs should Also Ethan: *pie looks like human skin*

[@Bluwolf-ib3qb]

He took a page from Ed Gein’s book

[@Igetnobitches]

I just gave this comment the 269th like

[@guy_onfire]

Yum

[@mistermile7638]

He didnt wash the pie even though it was skin too?

[@mrsprince2706]

Mark's pie: looks like love and tastes ok Tyler's pie: tastes like love looks ok Eef's pie: looks and tastes like hell

[@Mkozi-]

Hello fellow Niko

[@mrsprince2706]

@@Mkozi- I'm always happy to see that I've seen so many people say something to me because I have a Niko pfp and it's always a nice reminder of the great game this picture came from

[@KingSolidTails]

@@mrsprince2706 What's the game?

[@mrsprince2706]

@@KingSolidTails one shot

[@KingSolidTails]

@@mrsprince2706 Ah danke

[@gabesgotunpaidtaxes]

Ethan's pie looks like it's gonna sort me into my Hogwarts house

[@jackofsometrades9208]

You’re right! It totally does!!

[@TinyMaster0fEviI]

This should have more like tbh

[@briarrr__]

420th like 😏

[@vidhoard]

17:25 you can tell in this video that Ethan has just had a rough day and is not really liking Mark's jokes about him at the moment. Poor guy. Been there!

[@lxore6788]

"Whoever's editing this, maybe it's me.." *SWITCHES TO EDITOR MARK* "... It's me..."

[@gothbroccoli8671]

*Ethan:* heapass? *Mark:* they don't get that joke yet HA

[@kiwi7034]

What? It might just be my sleep deprived mind but I don’t get it......

[@angelaj.6672]

TheIdioticFox it’s from there LEGO building video I think

[@remubruh8896]

@@angelaj.6672 but where did heapass originate from?

[@mari_blu2840]

@@remubruh8896 from the lego building video they did

[@butterfly-buck]

Mark: Whoever is editing, maybe it’s me,- Future Mark: Its me Mark: Can you put a mouse in this and put a lot of blood and real gore sound effects? Future Mark: no.

[@fachryalfarissi1282]

XD

[@sneakyrifle5031]

future mark: *triggered as Mark keep asking for editing effects also future mark: why was i such a asshole

[@lordashemar4322]

Is it just me or does post mark sound like a pissed off Mads Michelson

[@imweirdfiteme593]

His voice is way more deeper than usual...... Probably cause he wants to sleep

[@sneakyrifle5031]

@@imweirdfiteme593 yep or he was so pissed off by himself whe he was recording the vid

[@RABID_POSSUM]

Tyler's pie: the sort of thing I would buy in bulk and kill myself from eating so much of it Marks pie: sort of thing you would make for Thanksgiving Ethan's "pie": the sort of thing you summon with a circle of candles

[@Loona_____]

dont forget blood. XD

[@RABID_POSSUM]

@@Loona_____ imma be real with you chief I forgot I said this

[@Loona_____]

@@RABID_POSSUM XD

[@ashc1454]

"Whoever editing this, maybe its me" *its me* Photoshop a mouse into this *no*

[@ExplodingJellyfish]

Past Mark: "Whoever's editing this- Maybe it's me-" Future Mark: "..It's me." Past Mark: "Can you just edit a mouse- just a lot of blood as I-" Future Mark: ".... No."

[@yousureboutthat1271]

Best part XD

[@ilvanasgobero8096]

Why does editor mark sound so dead inside?

[@youtubestuff683]

@@ilvanasgobero8096 he just has a really deep voice, and when he speaks monotone it sounds even deeper, and being that he was so close to the mic didn't help

[@Blake_Dodge]

noon mark (or whatever time they recorded this) is so different form night mark

[@leighsartworks]

Ilvana Sgobero as someone who has done video editing, if you talked to me during said editing process I would also sound dead inside

[@parkersell2000]

"Hepass?" "Nobody gets that joke yet" You clever man wow

[@skullbtd1177]

I know it

[@ChrisNocturne]

Heapass eats grass

[@JarredRat]

Chrisdreams heapass likes ass

[@dr.disappointment8400]

Jarred The Zerotwo heapass likes sledding fast

[@JarredRat]

Heapass attacks.

[@lordhellstrande2763]

Wonder how many souls Ethan's pie is worth...

[@slaughtrrd]

@send me message @markiplier680 bot lol

[@stuckincollege1778]

The souls left the pie as it was baking, all that was left was weird skin thing from doctor who

[@dustrose8101]

Heir of Baking Destroyed...?

[@lordhellstrande2763]

@@dustrose8101 certainly was some cinders involved somewhere, I'd imagine

[@raina8334]

Ask Kingseeker Frampt. He eats dung pies, he'd be able to tell you. XD

[@m4rz585]

Mark made a pie. Ethan made my nightmares. Tyler made Smash Bros.

[@matthewsploded3501]

Tyler made Christianity

[@silvf6241]

No... anything but smash bros i mean unless you havent grown up yet😂 *IM JUST PLAYING AROUND* but i just hate it....

[@Samuel-di3hh]

Ethan: *messes up dough* Also ethan: *just plays with the dough for the remainder of his time*

[@CucumberSadness]

Tyler: Cappy America Mark: Tony Stank Ethan: Pete Park

[@sotsu618]

What does this say

[@meanncat3050]

@@sotsu618 Tylor: Captain America Mark: Tony Stark Ethan: Peter Parker

[@ronisawyer5371]

Why are you so right tho??

[@hopoffmydick9574]

Tyler is NOTHING like Cap what do you MEAN?????? Mark however is spot on.

[@2gh0st53]

CP 781 Mark has too big of an ego to be Cap

[@emilyann1114]

For some odd reason, when Mark was flipping between him editing and him making the request, the stare and town just made me feel like I was about to get smacked down by John Wick 😂😂😂